Two things: 1.) Join the Prime Supper Discord for updates on the project! Right now Judas is being developed, and afterwards Jesus will follow suite. discord.gg/T2pZtytNX6 2.) As always, this video was made for entertainment purposes only. This video does not reflect my personal beliefs or opinions, and I would advise one to not take this seriously. I’m personally sorry if this offends you, that is not the intent. As always, thanks for tuning in! (Edit) So I had no idea what TNO was prior to getting comments about it, and I would like to clarify that I am NOT referencing that with Jesus’ face symbol. It’s supposed to be the alchemical symbol for Earth. I altered it a bit because I thought it looked cool. I’ll edit the design to try and make that more obvious in future iterations. My apologies for the confusion.
I have no idea why it's so funny to me that we got told to kill ourselves by Jesus of all people the man meant to help us repent our sins and the bringer of light and salvation
I loved that he actually cared about Judas, as in his death, he asked for Jesus' forgiveness, and Jesus actually acknowledges how brutal V1 Ultrakilled Judas
something i find extremely cool about this remaster is that there are constant phrases from the video "Jesus' Betrayal: What Really Went Down" like 'DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?' and 'GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT' that's just fantastic
The door opens 10 seconds after Jesus gets on his knees, silently letting you go. If you wait for a whole minute without attacking him, he asks why you are still there, V1 does not say a thing. Here, you either beat the level like normal, attack Jesus again, or walk up to him. Leaving the level and falling down the pit goes nowhere. V1 falls endlessly as the menu music plays before the screen fades to black. Hell is empty and has nowhere to take you, after all. Attacking Jesus just suddenly makes him get up and instakill you, making you restart the fight. Standing next to him long enough will activate a cutscene like the endings of act 1 and 2, but with way less text. In the first image, you see V1 sit next to Jesus, which both confuses and comforts him. After the game describes to be several days, Jesus and V1 look up as a beam of light appears from above coming from an off-screen source before the credits roll.
1:51 My man Jesus looks like he's going to save ten million lives at the cost of a mere million. DON'T YOU SEE MACHINE ?! DON'T YOU SEE ?! ONE MILLION !!! ONE MILLION LIVES !!!
I feel like in this rendition you don’t find Jesus inside of a flesh prison but perhaps just out in the open of the level … even if you went through all the challenge the level had you’re prepared to face off against another rendition of the flesh prison … only to find this prime soul gazing up to the stars in a melancholic reflection
First part feels a little long for an opening dialogue, but HOLY FUCK, IT GOES HARD. I'm all for it, really! And referencing the Judas one is honestly just the icing on the cake for me. Well done. Edit: My god, it only got better. That last line for his death was just... beautifully done. A mix of anguish and rage, screaming into an uncaring sky... one which offers no answer. No solace. No salvation... only silence. The forgotten son, denied the one thing for which he would've sacrificed himself to grant humanity.
havent seen any comment about the Chop Suey reference yet so im gonna make one Chop Suey is an amazing song, so seeing it referenced in other media is a welcome sight
Testament V: I never wanted this I never wanted man to fall so far I never wanted for that *creature* to be made I never wanted to cast my angels down because of my doubt and arrogance And above all else, I never wanted Him, my only Son, to descend down into that *pit* in the hopes of fixing my mistake I just want it all to end
After Jesus screamed to the skies, a light behind him appeared, a tall man with white hair, white beard, and a robe pondered upon his son's final words. - Son, I've been forsaken into the depths of this cursed place for long enough. I created Lucifer, you see, so I could control everything. But he was somehow stronger than me. We shared our power, and when he put me in this place, he died quickly after, almost as if you struck the holy light out of an angel. But prime souls are capable of entering bodies as well as leaving them, just as Minos did. I sinned, son. I was greedy as King Sisyphus, but I will repent. I can see into your computerized mind; you are Lucifer himself. God starts floating in the snow fields of treachery; he turns into a prime soul-like being. But now, he can harvest the powers of prime souls without needing to leave a body. - Machine, you brought death to the mortal realm. You brought chaos into the layers of this realm, and I know you plan on bringing death to my home. But you will have to leave your job unfinished. I will AVENGE MY CREATIONS! may have some writing mistakes, english is not my main language (:
If God ever visits V1 in person, it'll probably be to reveal how God tampered with V1's model in a way that made it so powerful as basically his off-switch to everything, either so he can start all over, or to end his own suffering by allowing V1 to kill him without a real fight.
"So in his temple of flesh, a monument of his failures- under the pressure of his father's absence, and the council's betrayal; *he wept* " The words "He Wept", even when I am a lamb who follows no shepherd, are enough, even just barely, to strike sadness and fear into my very core.
people say jesus makes no sense for a prime soul boss, and i agree, he doesnt, but logically he would still be a prime soul. him being an icon for many, literally the son of god, likely means he formed his prime soul, but unlike minos, sisyphus or PRESUMELY the next guy, he shouldnt have logically been imprisoned, because, well, why would the angels imprison the son of GOD?? if ultrakill ever got something involving V1 killing people on heaven, even if it were a mod, it would be interesting to see a jesus fight there, because jesus being on hell makes no sense. also, something tells me that on the ultrakill lore jesus also is not around, because if so, he would technically keep his father's position until he comes back (never), no?
@@randomisfodaaccording to bible lore Jesus, God and The Holy Spirit are a trinity and therefore mostly the same thing as they are the same intelligence but different ways of interacting with the world
Battle dialogue : REPENT! SALVATION! I AM THE SON OF GOD! MERCY UNTO YOU. COME TO ME, CHILD OF MAN. GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRT DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF? FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME? Jesus primes defeat / Outro : Heavenly father... I placed my trust in you... Grant me the strength to rebuild our home.. please... Father, Please! ANSWER ME FATHER!
(warning google translation) Bro are you serious? I was only able to do the translation with my girlfriend, and you also rolled out a new version DAAAAAAAM xd however... Bravo this version looks much more brutal and damn i liked!) Good luck with the new voiceovers! And... Пусть прольётся кровь!)
Two things:
1.) Join the Prime Supper Discord for updates on the project! Right now Judas is being developed, and afterwards Jesus will follow suite.
discord.gg/T2pZtytNX6
2.) As always, this video was made for entertainment purposes only. This video does not reflect my personal beliefs or opinions, and I would advise one to not take this seriously. I’m personally sorry if this offends you, that is not the intent.
As always, thanks for tuning in!
(Edit) So I had no idea what TNO was prior to getting comments about it, and I would like to clarify that I am NOT referencing that with Jesus’ face symbol. It’s supposed to be the alchemical symbol for Earth. I altered it a bit because I thought it looked cool. I’ll edit the design to try and make that more obvious in future iterations. My apologies for the confusion.
I respect you greatly for putting a handful of meme lines in a serious setting
i remenber most of those diologues from a animation
burugundy head?
He instantly becomes enraged when you use the nailgun on him
bro
Good thing i use saws
This had me in tears
genius.
Absolutely genius
2:04 HE SAID THE LINE
2:08 he did the funny
he said "I'M THE SON OF *GOD* " too
@BAKC_ROOSM turn down by my father to lead his flock to Paradise
What@@kalebendres
Low tier Jesus prime 💀
"DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?"
Holy shit that's a COLD ass line.
I have no idea why it's so funny to me that we got told to kill ourselves by Jesus of all people the man meant to help us repent our sins and the bringer of light and salvation
fr@@KraftDragon
*thunder Strikes*
Low Tier Prime
dont thank this guy, thank whoever wrote the video "Jesus’ Betrayal : What Really Went Down"
"I AM THE SON OF GOD" and "GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT" ones literally is a very nice reference to that one animation bro
Jesus' Betrayal : What Really Went Down by Ethereal Snake
@@MarcoAntonioColioGallardo tnx
“Did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself?”
@@mrphantom6988”YOU’D BETTER HOPE FOR A MIRACLE IF I EVER SEE YOU AGAIN!!!!!!!”
I loved that he actually cared about Judas, as in his death, he asked for Jesus' forgiveness, and Jesus actually acknowledges how brutal V1 Ultrakilled Judas
GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT
Bro really doesn’t want to go back to the T
Wait when do you kill Judas? I didn’t know he was in-game
@@gradd8097 it's actually another fan made, you can search "Judas prime voice lines" just like this video
@@gradd8097 he's not in the game, the video is just acknowledging a different video of a what if judas was the p-3 prime soul.
"DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?" *thunder noises*
2:09
Why did my brain automatically fill in the lightning sound effect
My thought added a "NOW!🌩️🌩️🌩️"
That because you should do it, *NOW!*
1:11 A PRIME SOUL FINALLY SAID MACHINE!!!
bro forgot what the first prime said
@@Vesteric-zg1me Minos always referred to V1 as "Creature of Steel"
Sisyphus call him
child of man
lamb of iron
imagine you can’t heal from him because he just bleeds water lmao
You mean wine right?
Wine
@@MrCqCYTin that case, your movement controls should get randomized when you try to heal
Robot can't get drunk
But this is funny lmao
@@MrCqCYT the robot relies on blood.
We know from Earthmover that V1 likely is part meat.
Meat can get drunk.
V1 can get drunk.
something i find extremely cool about this remaster is that there are constant phrases from the video "Jesus' Betrayal: What Really Went Down" like 'DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?' and 'GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT'
that's just fantastic
And the "I am the son of God"
@@thesithofearth3617 yeah, you get it, it's just absolutely fitting.
I need an image with low tier Jesus Prime saying "DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILLED YOURSELF?"
I half expected him to mention Gabriel, So I will make a line for it.
"The clipping of Grabiel's wings"
NOT THE "I AM THE SON OF GOD" HAHAHAH😭😭
0:52 Suddenly Gravemind
This is one of my favorite fandubs, keep it up
i like to imagine after we beat him he doesnt explode or something, hes just silently waiting for a response as hes on his knees in despair
His will is to strong to die
he just becomes limp
The door opens 10 seconds after Jesus gets on his knees, silently letting you go. If you wait for a whole minute without attacking him, he asks why you are still there, V1 does not say a thing. Here, you either beat the level like normal, attack Jesus again, or walk up to him.
Leaving the level and falling down the pit goes nowhere. V1 falls endlessly as the menu music plays before the screen fades to black. Hell is empty and has nowhere to take you, after all.
Attacking Jesus just suddenly makes him get up and instakill you, making you restart the fight.
Standing next to him long enough will activate a cutscene like the endings of act 1 and 2, but with way less text. In the first image, you see V1 sit next to Jesus, which both confuses and comforts him. After the game describes to be several days, Jesus and V1 look up as a beam of light appears from above coming from an off-screen source before the credits roll.
If prime souls are as big as their acts, hes boutta be HUGE
His husk alone is bigger than minos
2:09 Jesus really went LTG mode for a bit here
Low Teir Jesus you mean lol
1:51
My man Jesus looks like he's going to save ten million lives at the cost of a mere million.
DON'T YOU SEE MACHINE ?! DON'T YOU SEE ?! ONE MILLION !!! ONE MILLION LIVES !!!
3:28 “I AM THE SON OF GOD!”
"get ready to receive some holy spirit" *proceeds to get shit beaten in*
3:10 "GIVE ME THE SAUCE" is just like me when i get the BBQ on the chicken fr
I like how there is just 2 random meme lines here, its just like ultra kill where it sometimes take itself seriously (keyword sometimes)
0:03 no mlik for you
Underated
"DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF"
*Ferryman Lightning*
him saying "did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself" is the funniest shit that he could have said
I love that some of his lines are the same from that meme of Jesus beating up Judas lol
"Jesus' betrayal : What really went down" by ethereal snake.
2:14 MY LIFE IS GOOOOONE!
fatheer, you how long its taking me
“Give me the sauce”
this is being said by Jesus of all people
Jesus saying that V1 has found the Ultrakill absolutely sent me
''SALVATION'' i have no idea why jesus almost lot his breath at that line
3:27 the best part
2:09 your life literally *lightning*
I knew one of his phrases was going to be "Repent" I K N E W I T
That “ANSWER ME FATHER” gave me chills
I was seriously hoping him to say that one line from Gabriel
"May your woes be many... And your days few."
The last one felt more intimidating imo
But the fight voicelines makes it 10 times better lmaooo
Imagine if you get a +ENRAGED if you hit him with the Nailgun.
I feel like in this rendition you don’t find Jesus inside of a flesh prison but perhaps just out in the open of the level … even if you went through all the challenge the level had you’re prepared to face off against another rendition of the flesh prison … only to find this prime soul gazing up to the stars in a melancholic reflection
I like all the Jesus' Betrayal : What Really Went Down references lol
i love how calm he sounds during the intro
When jesus falls, he should say “It is Finished”
"Lamb of IRON" Was a fire line
jesus just wields his cross and whacks you with a block of wood
First part feels a little long for an opening dialogue, but HOLY FUCK, IT GOES HARD.
I'm all for it, really! And referencing the Judas one is honestly just the icing on the cake for me. Well done.
Edit: My god, it only got better. That last line for his death was just... beautifully done. A mix of anguish and rage, screaming into an uncaring sky... one which offers no answer. No solace. No salvation... only silence. The forgotten son, denied the one thing for which he would've sacrificed himself to grant humanity.
After you defeat Gabriel once more, Jesus Christ comes and saves the situation!
that part where you screamed "ANSWER ME FATHER!!!" was fucking raw and chilling-
fucking awesome
'did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself' no i did not
*uses nailgun*
“THESE NAILS WILL NOT HOLD ME UP NOW!”
havent seen any comment about the Chop Suey reference yet so im gonna make one
Chop Suey is an amazing song, so seeing it referenced in other media is a welcome sight
This is ULTRAPERFECT
2:04 he said it! he said the thing!
Love the Etherial Snake reference at the end there lol
2:03
HE SAID THE LINE
Testament V:
I never wanted this
I never wanted man to fall so far
I never wanted for that *creature* to be made
I never wanted to cast my angels down because of my doubt and arrogance
And above all else, I never wanted Him, my only Son, to descend down into that *pit* in the hopes of fixing my mistake
I just want it all to end
Gabriel: I thought you were dead!
Jesus Prime: My death was... greatly exaggerated.
After Jesus screamed to the skies, a light behind him appeared, a tall man with white hair, white beard, and a robe pondered upon his son's final words.
- Son, I've been forsaken into the depths of this cursed place for long enough. I created Lucifer, you see, so I could control everything. But he was somehow stronger than me. We shared our power, and when he put me in this place, he died quickly after, almost as if you struck the holy light out of an angel. But prime souls are capable of entering bodies as well as leaving them, just as Minos did. I sinned, son. I was greedy as King Sisyphus, but I will repent. I can see into your computerized mind; you are Lucifer himself.
God starts floating in the snow fields of treachery; he turns into a prime soul-like being. But now, he can harvest the powers of prime souls without needing to leave a body.
- Machine, you brought death to the mortal realm. You brought chaos into the layers of this realm, and I know you plan on bringing death to my home. But you will have to leave your job unfinished. I will AVENGE MY CREATIONS!
may have some writing mistakes, english is not my main language (:
> may have some writing mistakes
> writes better than 90 % of americans
@@Sucullentbutter as an american 98.7777777777777776%
If God ever visits V1 in person, it'll probably be to reveal how God tampered with V1's model in a way that made it so powerful as basically his off-switch to everything, either so he can start all over, or to end his own suffering by allowing V1 to kill him without a real fight.
2:44 Best part
Truly an Ultrafandub
I'd like to see jesus to say ''you better hope for a miracle if i see you again'' when you respawn.
2:08
*heavy vine boom sound effect* *lowtiersonofgod moment*
🐏 of iron :3
The sweetest name v1 has gotten
Seeing this come out is awesome cause ultrakill fan music bosses and dialogue is something everyone needs more of‼️‼️🗣️
2:09 It would be a cool concept if when Jesus says this, you need to start dodging your own attacks for a bit.
YES HE USED THE LINE! "get ready to receive some holy spirit", and the prophecy line as well!, this is a man of culture right here
“i am the son of god” “get ready to receive some holy spirit” “did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself”
I absolutely love that you used the Jesus vs Judas lines
i would prolly the type of guy to attempt parrying his grand cross slamdown and cope with it (dead as hell)
This is fire, "did you forget the part of the prophecy where you kill yourself" got me
An interaction with Jesus prime and post-realisation Gabriel sounds really cool.
0:00
DO YOU KNOW WHO ESLE DISSAPPEARED?!
MY... my mom.
i was literally talking to my mate about how it should be jesus prime as the last P rank level
"So in his temple of flesh, a monument of his failures- under the pressure of his father's absence, and the council's betrayal; *he wept* "
The words "He Wept", even when I am a lamb who follows no shepherd, are enough, even just barely, to strike sadness and fear into my very core.
"Father,why have you forsaken me?" don't act like i didn't saw that soad reference
people say jesus makes no sense for a prime soul boss, and i agree, he doesnt, but logically he would still be a prime soul. him being an icon for many, literally the son of god, likely means he formed his prime soul, but unlike minos, sisyphus or PRESUMELY the next guy, he shouldnt have logically been imprisoned, because, well, why would the angels imprison the son of GOD??
if ultrakill ever got something involving V1 killing people on heaven, even if it were a mod, it would be interesting to see a jesus fight there, because jesus being on hell makes no sense.
also, something tells me that on the ultrakill lore jesus also is not around, because if so, he would technically keep his father's position until he comes back (never), no?
Just added his terminal entry in the desc which I forgot to add earlier. Hopefully that explains some things ^-^
Isn’t Jesus like god himself so he would be gone to
@@ohnoanyway6096 you clearly havent read the bible
I dont think the 3rd prime soul will be prisoned, since they got stronger as we progress to the point where prisoning should be impossible
@@randomisfodaaccording to bible lore Jesus, God and The Holy Spirit are a trinity and therefore mostly the same thing as they are the same intelligence but different ways of interacting with the world
Let the blood spill is such a good line and it literally gave me chills. It came out of nowhere and it hit HARD
Imagine that he sometimes makes his blood into wine and thus you can’t heal
i like the idea of you needing to p rank p-1 minos p-2 sisyphus and p-3 judas to unlock jesus prime
as a sort of secret level in the prime sanctund
wait one fucking second did you take some lines from that one video where Jesus beat's Judas's shit in?
Perhaps
Slurpcoin? Didn’t know cruelty squad was so popular that even Jesus knows about it
“Creature of Steel.”
“Child of Man.”
“Lamb of Iron”
I don’t remember what Judas calls the machine, but damn these are cool lines.
Fellow sinner
Amazing!
"DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?" *Lighting noises*
"get ready to recieve some holy spirit!" nice reference
"My hands must be a temple, because these *fists!* are open for *business!*"
this guy is officially the VA of jesus prime and i wont accept any other 🔥🔥🔥
Battle dialogue :
REPENT!
SALVATION!
I AM THE SON OF GOD!
MERCY UNTO YOU.
COME TO ME, CHILD OF MAN.
GET READY TO RECEIVE SOME HOLY SPIRT
DID YOU FORGET THE PART OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?
FATHER, WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME?
Jesus primes defeat / Outro :
Heavenly father... I placed my trust in you... Grant me the strength to rebuild our home.. please... Father, Please! ANSWER ME FATHER!
2:08 low tier christ
everybody gangsta till phase 2
“hey what’s that in your search history”
bro got the nailgun ressistance unlike gabriel but has a 2x parry weakness
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit"
I remember that iconic line from him when he was about to beat judas
(warning google translation)
Bro are you serious? I was only able to do the translation with my girlfriend, and you also rolled out a new version DAAAAAAAM xd
however...
Bravo this version looks much more brutal and damn i liked!)
Good luck with the new voiceovers! And... Пусть прольётся кровь!)
aint no way bro said “Kill yourself”
“DO YOU REMEMBER THE PART T OF THE PROPHECY WHERE YOU KILL YOURSELF?!” OMG ITS A “Jesus’s betrayal, what really went down” REFERENCE!!!!
“GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT” HAD ME ROLLING LMAO
Lamb of Steel, he is recognizing us as the representation of all machines!
Just wait for him to respawn a few days later
"REPENT!"
Proceeds to throw a multitude of crosses at V1
jesus, thats tough
"all of those sins...let me repent them for you"-jesus as he equips his iron cross cestus.