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I love every aspect of the video! Not to complain, but I think that you mistyped in 1:29 (it says "The Forgotton Son" instead of "The Forgotten Son"?), other than that, your voice fits the role of the funny prime and the lines are great and the music slaps!
Nah P-P wouldn't be a rematch of just one of them, you'll have to fight stronger versions of the three of them at once, and we know there will be the one lunatic to p-rank that shit in violent
May I point to other games with religious undertones that have very dark shit that could be do this The biggest one I could see is The binding of isaac
@@hextheprotogenfox yeah, but in isaac you dont fight with jesus, you figth with the re-interpetration of jesus for isaac, in ultrakill if they added jesus this way it will be epic rather than funny
I can imagine while Jesus' soul is cracking, especially when he says the "ANSWER ME FATHER LINE" he's desperately trying to cover them up before eventually shattering
During phase 1, he dies quickly, _too_ quickly. This is mainly because he doesn't even fight back, he's giving you one. last. chance to redeem yourself. However, after his soul starts cracking, breaking and inevitably shattering into nothingness... *it reforms.* During Phase 2, the arena will start to crumble and fall apart while soaring upwards, out of a now empty Hell and into an equally empty Heaven. Since phase 1 was essentially not even a fight, there will be a phase 3 to compensate (which is also in reference to Jesus' resurrection on the 3rd day) and after the fight is finally over, his soul doesn't explode... he (and it) simply fade away. You're left with nothing, no Heaven, no Hell, and not even anything more to fight. You've destroyed everything and the one person who could save it. The testament terminal is just blank to emphasize that you truly have done it all, and there's nothing left to see.
@@thatoneburger1895 it would be fun if not killing him was the way into the secret level of the level that unlocks a jesus section where u play as jesus as he maybe destroys hell or kills god
Small detail I had an idea about. Jesus Prime would have holes on his palms to represent his crucifixion. He could also probably use either the boards from the crucifix or a whole crucifix for a weapon.
This would actually be pretty cool, I never thought I'd say I'd enjoy seeing Jesus Christ as a boss fight in a videogame. Even though I imagine a lot of people would get pissy about this, despite the fact this does adress why Jesus, a man famous for his kindness and forgiveness, would choose violence over forgiveness.
To be fair, Jesus is no pacifist, as he used a whip made out of cords to drive the moneylenders out of the temple and the people as well, even flipping the damn tables.
Yeah, the problem is that the kind of people who get mad at this kind of stuff have no media literacy. The same Christian’s who would get pissy at this got pissy at doom, a game where you literally kill all the demons and the devil. They can’t even see when a piece of media is somewhat on their side in that universe.
god, I love the play on words for this one. the only begotten son, changed to the only forgotten son. and the death monologue, clearly a reference to when jesus was about to die on the cross when he said, “Father, why have you abandoned me?” Amazing work, you’ve earned a sub.
Remember that minos shouts his attacks before attacking? And sisyphus shouts his attacks in the middle attack, Jesus however would just straight away fight you no warnings just straight his attack pattern.
Idea (that was from another P-3 discussion) He announces them after hitting you. *Kills V1* "Penance!" *Kills V1 again* "Pay for your crimes!" *Kills V1 a third time* "This is God's might!"
During Jesus Prime's death monologue, instead of him bursting into beams of light like Minos and Sisyphus, I see that he falls to his knees, and begins cracking, before yelling the "ANSWER ME FATHER!" Line, reaching up with one hand out, before noticing it starting to fade to dust, before the rest of him BREAKS soon after, with only the beating heart left for V1 to destroy with a revolver shot, and fully destroying the Son of God. Edit: YO WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM WITH THESE LIKES LIKE JESUS CHRIST (No, not that guy over there fighting the funny blue Go-Pro)
Your aim is locked onto his heart, you are unable to move and your only weapon is the revolver that started this unholy crusade. There is only one way out. As you shoot it, the screen quickly turns to black before the ultrakill title shows up, and the credits roll. The entire cinema breaks into tears.
I Feel like Jesus Prime would look similar to Minos' prime form, due to them both being kind and just, and a faceless head too, with the crown being the earth instead of a city, as he put all of humanity above himself. And he would also be transparent as he was honest, and also have the oversized heart like Minos (the kindness).
going into the final room of the sanctum, you find the heart itself, the giant, beating heart of the monster itself. the heart of hell. You know what you must do. And after a long, hard fight, you see the thing that has been keeping the heart beating this entire time. The prime soul of god's own son.
Due to the pure madness and randomness of Ultrakill I expect the 3rd song to be named something like "Ordinance" so Order, War, Ordinance, all form the fanservice word.
I think it should be called "disobedience" since Jesus is ment to forgive all that has sinned but for V1 he dose not. Therefore, he is disobeying the farther As for the "answer me Father" it is meant to represent him trying to understand why he was abandoned after he was killed and why his farther did not save him
Oh my God! This is so cool, I never imagined anyone to genuinely think any my shitty fanmade lines were cool! Thank you, this was well done! Edit: That "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine!
it shows that god. has really... truely... given up here... he thought it would be to much of a hassle to run the humanity experiment again so he just... left.
I got ideas for dialogue Basic hit : you will fall Up down hit: travesty Air launch : shatterment Left right attacks: in the Holy Spirit The attacks are based off of Sisyphus and Minos , a combination of all their attacks
the feeling of fear i felt when he said "to not forgive, goes against my very nature... *however...*" in unbelievable, even considering this is *jesus christ* we're talking to
I love the idea of Jesus resurrecting every time you kill him, first time thanking God, after his second "death" being concerned no one answers until eventually after "dying" a third time - realizing no one can, preceding with the death monologue when his soul shatters
I think that Jesus should be red for 3 reasons: 1) sudden change from someone who forgives to someone who kills; 2) minos was blue and red, Sisyphus was yellow and red, so the last one should be red and red. 3) blood.
I have an idea. What if Jesus Prime was the P-P Boss. He's the ultimate reward after you P Rank everything. Including the Prime Bosses. Judas Prime fits very well as Act 3's Prime Boss with its Layers of Hell, so having Jesus Prime be the ultimate Prime Boss after you've done everything else just fits into place.
He's probably so confused as to why god would do this,combined with the anguish he was feeling since he just went against his own nature to be kind since he tried to kill us the scream of anger sadness and panic hits really hard
I had in mind a line that would come after "To not forgive is against my nature" that would have gone something like "However; As my father has abandoned us, i am afraid i can forgive no longer, and it is now my task to judge" leaning into the Murder of minos breaking of sisyphuse line.
Maybe in phrase 2 he could be like 'this wont be my last supurb' before having holes appear in his palms and wings appear on his back to represnt how he wants to be a guardian angel to humanity despite them crucifiyng him
The thing about Jesus prime is that there is a chance, Jesus and the zealous paints a much different picture and you could make it so that, the angels did not like Jesus or God's attempts to forgive mankind and so the angels imprisoned him in hell, and so he was betrayed, and so he betrayed the very idea he once was and instead of being the lamb, he made others the lamb of sacrifice. And so the Angels forced him down into the final layer to contain him for as long as they could, the first prime, the first to fight heaven...
imagine if jesus prime just wears a giant metal crucifix the first half of the fight, only fighting you with melee, and then he just fucking rips the crucifix off his back and starts beating your ass with it also jesus prime would probably have only the hitbox of his heart and circularory system, since he would just be transparent of his honesty he would also be the size of 10 fucking earthmovers since practically everyone on earth has heard about and knows him
Kneel before me! - Jesus sends a cross flying at you that deals 25 damage, you can either parry or dodge, if it hits you. You will be temporarily crouching and your fist cooldown is longer than normal while you slowly take hard damage, you can dash while the cross is still on you but your stamina wont regenerate.
Jesus prime when all the machine's (v1, v2, swordsmanship, mindflayer, gutterman, guttertank, and street cleaner) yell "TOGETHER! WE ARE *ULTRAKILL!* " while fighting, before throwing 1000 coins into the air: 😰
I don't think it'd be possible for two reasons. 1 - Jesus is God, so he would've left with the Father and Holy Spirit (Holy Trinity) 2 - The only reason Jesus came was to forgive the sins of mankind. If God abandoned humanity, than he would've never sent Jesus. (This is coming from a Christian too. If they could explain both of these issues, I wouldn't mind seeing Jesus as the P-3 fight.)
Ideas for attacks: "Do not resist." Jesus teleports to the side of V1 and kicks it "Rest." Similar to virtue's beam thing. Jesus summons a sword made out of light and attempts to slash V1 after the beam. "Through humanity your kind has been made..." Jesus does an axe kick (Part 2 of previous line) "And through your kind they have been destroyed!" Then Jesus slams the ground creating a shockwave "Bread to flesh, wine to blood..." Jesus summons a sword made of light and slashes forward 2 times. If he's hit during this move, instead of blood wine comes out and temporarily blurs V1's vision (Part 2 of previous line) "...iron to scrap." Then summons virtue beams around him (Phase 2) "Forgiveness is beyond you." He gains his robe thingy (When V1 respawns) "Why do you persist?" "You shall be forgotten." Jesus winds up and does a quick uppercut, now doing a punch which leaves a shockwave "Be crucified for your sins." Jesus creates 2 swords of light, now slashing forwards in a cross shape. (If Jesus Prime is actually the 3rd prime soul I hope in the first phase Jesus just doesn't fight, like the concept of @Doodle Spiral in the comments)
it could be actually a thing like the first time heaven made the first flesh prison, they just kept shoving prime souls into it, thinking it would hold, until it hit critical mass and the prime amalgamation burst out, and now haunts a whole section of hell. entering the level would be kind of like the gauntlet before sisyphus, but its just old corpses of husks demons and angels alike, and you have to avoid fighting it like something wicked, until you reach the sanctum, kill the already heavely damaged flesh prison that was acting as a more powerful idol for the prime souls, and then you kill them
"Construct of man, your deeds are known to me. Though hell hath kept me captive in this prison of flesh. The Murder of King Minos, the slaying of Sisyphus and the Genocide you and your metal kin committed. These things can not be forgiven, even though it goes against mine very nature. This shall be YOUR last supper, and, ye, shall, Par-TAKE!"
So Jesus has gone from a sober and hungry robot trying to kill him to a drunk robot that is so utterly smashed that it isn't aware of its own hunger. This has improved his situation drastically.@@hosseinesouffou4408
I wouldn't understand how jesus out of all people would end up in hell, in fact, that would be an incredible plot point; after God has left his throne, Jesus was found sinned by the counsil, sent to hell. But due to his devine body, he could only revive as a Prime Soul
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE END OF THE BEGINNING SO MUCH!!! (I was the one to suggest the change to the final portion of tracey8121's monologue with the let blood spill portion, so it makes me very happy hearing it said aloud and its so cool! You did super well btw very nice voice!)
That however feels like its gonna be personal, he will not answer prays or mercy He will answer your fear with the only time you wont recive forgivenes of your actions
Imagine if the p3 boss were to be Able from Caine and Able. Him having come to terms with his eternal life, the world he lives in, and having understood God's past actions and why he left, finally finds himself a new meaning in he's eternal life. To redeem himself for what he did to Caine and succeed where God failed, only to be conflicted by v1's actions, seeing no reason in their actions but to cause bloodshed and death.
Feel like I should put this here now as a precaution:
This video is made for entertainment purposes only. Nothing that is said here reflects my own views or personal beliefs, and I apologize if anything that is shown here comes off as offensive or inappropriate. Thank you for understanding
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I love every aspect of the video! Not to complain, but I think that you mistyped in 1:29 (it says "The Forgotton Son" instead of "The Forgotten Son"?), other than that, your voice fits the role of the funny prime and the lines are great and the music slaps!
As a Christian and a fan of ultrakill, I am not offended, on the contrary, I love it
I'm Catholic and my friend aswell and we love this. We ain't offended.
It's not I'm not offended its a pretty interesting take on jesus in ultrakill
Minos, King of Lust.
Sisyphus, King of Greed.
Jesus, King of King's.
Ohhhhh yeah.
p-p: jesus, king of kings
P-P would be Minos prime rematch
@@TheFirstPatient-t5n screw Minos, Sisyphus rematch 4 life
Nah P-P wouldn't be a rematch of just one of them, you'll have to fight stronger versions of the three of them at once, and we know there will be the one lunatic to p-rank that shit in violent
IO I AM NOT THE KING OF LUST I'M THE KING OF POWER I'M POWERFUL ):
ultrakill is probably the only game that can have jesus in it without it needing to be funny
May I point to other games with religious undertones that have very dark shit that could be do this
The biggest one I could see is The binding of isaac
@@hextheprotogenfoxliterally fear & hunger
@@completelynormaljar3536 F&H all-meer is a pretty weird interpretation of jesus. And in F&H 2 he seems like a mix of jesus and satan
@@hextheprotogenfox Faith the unholy trinity:
@@hextheprotogenfox yeah, but in isaac you dont fight with jesus, you figth with the re-interpetration of jesus for isaac, in ultrakill if they added jesus this way it will be epic rather than funny
"Lamb of iron" Can't these prime souls just call you a machine?? 💀
he calls you construction of humanity too
That is gabriel's job
if they thought of you as just a machine and not a living being there'd be no point in punishing you for your actions
aint gonna be alive for much long to call v1 machine anyways
@@water_melanie
Well Gabriel thinks otherwise
Imagine Jesus just keeps reviving and at a certain point in the fight he’s like “alright I’m getting bored, till we meet again machine”
I can see that but i think ITS gonna be more a v2 or Gabriel thing instead of that
@@imannuelchristoper24 sounds nice
@@imannuelchristoper24 v2 is and I quote by the games lead developer
“Fucking dead” so Gabriel more probably
Idk why everybody INSISTS that V2 is still alive after 4-4
@@marbulOfficial In denial :(
I can imagine while Jesus' soul is cracking, especially when he says the "ANSWER ME FATHER LINE" he's desperately trying to cover them up before eventually shattering
During phase 1, he dies quickly, _too_ quickly. This is mainly because he doesn't even fight back, he's giving you one. last. chance to redeem yourself.
However, after his soul starts cracking, breaking and inevitably shattering into nothingness... *it reforms.*
During Phase 2, the arena will start to crumble and fall apart while soaring upwards, out of a now empty Hell and into an equally empty Heaven.
Since phase 1 was essentially not even a fight, there will be a phase 3 to compensate (which is also in reference to Jesus' resurrection on the 3rd day) and after the fight is finally over, his soul doesn't explode... he (and it) simply fade away.
You're left with nothing, no Heaven, no Hell, and not even anything more to fight. You've destroyed everything and the one person who could save it.
The testament terminal is just blank to emphasize that you truly have done it all, and there's nothing left to see.
@@doodlespiral7110 :O incredible
@@doodlespiral7110 and if V1 does nothing?
@@thatoneburger1895 jesus crucifies him
@@thatoneburger1895 it would be fun if not killing him was the way into the secret level of the level that unlocks a jesus section where u play as jesus as he maybe destroys hell or kills god
your roommates confused why you're screaming "ANSWER ME FATHA!" at 12 pm
Thankfully, I was alone that day. The real question is what the hell my neighbors thought was happening-
" To not forgive goes against my very nature...
*"however. "*
uhm
That felt more Sad than anything to be honest
Reminds me of when the french tweeted that they don't want war and then the next thing they posted said "However"
You see when fucking Jesus says this he is fucking serious. I am fucking shivering me timbers.
@@Lordofbones96803 "we created the geneva convention to stop cruelty, *However* "
@@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep oh god
Small detail I had an idea about.
Jesus Prime would have holes on his palms to represent his crucifixion.
He could also probably use either the boards from the crucifix or a whole crucifix for a weapon.
He does have those, you just can't see em because the broken chunks of the cross cover them
Minos has his snakes, Sisyphus has his bomb. What would Jesus's ranged attack be?
@@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 "the light of allah" -Maxor
@@crackheadengineer3716 cant argue with that
well that would be kinda bad beacause another game used it so maybe just like the whole cross in his monolouge but then break out
Jesus Hakita Christ
The “H” in Jesus H Christ stands for “Hakita”
@@KaioVA jesus hakita chakitarist
Arsi "hakita" christ
if you translate hakita it will say “chopped”
@@moceone1 and the art of jesus in the video has no head. funny
This would actually be pretty cool, I never thought I'd say I'd enjoy seeing Jesus Christ as a boss fight in a videogame.
Even though I imagine a lot of people would get pissy about this, despite the fact this does adress why Jesus, a man famous for his kindness and forgiveness, would choose violence over forgiveness.
he saw that religion was just making mankind fight against each other and got pissed
To be fair, Jesus is no pacifist, as he used a whip made out of cords to drive the moneylenders out of the temple and the people as well, even flipping the damn tables.
@@csmrookie9600oh yeah I remember that
@@csmrookie9600yeah I remember seeing that table hit a guy.
Yeah, the problem is that the kind of people who get mad at this kind of stuff have no media literacy. The same Christian’s who would get pissy at this got pissy at doom, a game where you literally kill all the demons and the devil. They can’t even see when a piece of media is somewhat on their side in that universe.
I like to think that he stays silent the entire fight because he has no hatred against you but rather a willingness to end it all already
god, I love the play on words for this one.
the only begotten son, changed to the only forgotten son. and the death monologue, clearly a reference to when jesus was about to die on the cross when he said, “Father, why have you abandoned me?”
Amazing work, you’ve earned a sub.
Remember that minos shouts his attacks before attacking? And sisyphus shouts his attacks in the middle attack, Jesus however would just straight away fight you no warnings just straight his attack pattern.
"he will come down,whitout any warning when"
That would actually be scarier instead of hearing "judgement" before you die you just get hit
Idea (that was from another P-3 discussion) He announces them after hitting you.
*Kills V1*
"Penance!"
*Kills V1 again*
"Pay for your crimes!"
*Kills V1 a third time*
"This is God's might!"
Rain of spiders
@@iancortescontreras6084"Dont be afraid john"
During Jesus Prime's death monologue, instead of him bursting into beams of light like Minos and Sisyphus, I see that he falls to his knees, and begins cracking, before yelling the "ANSWER ME FATHER!" Line, reaching up with one hand out, before noticing it starting to fade to dust, before the rest of him BREAKS soon after, with only the beating heart left for V1 to destroy with a revolver shot, and fully destroying the Son of God.
Edit: YO WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM WITH THESE LIKES LIKE JESUS CHRIST (No, not that guy over there fighting the funny blue Go-Pro)
Your aim is locked onto his heart, you are unable to move and your only weapon is the revolver that started this unholy crusade. There is only one way out.
As you shoot it, the screen quickly turns to black before the ultrakill title shows up, and the credits roll.
The entire cinema breaks into tears.
@@RayanfhoulaBR "You're strong, Son of God. But I am the Ultrakill."
Me crying asf in the cinema
@@RayanfhoulaBR box office earnings 12 Ultrakillion dollars
@@Thesoupscoop that could be quite a lot of ricoshots
@@Thesoupscoop Tbh man I think it isn't worth that much. I think it should cost at most a fist full of dollars.
I Feel like Jesus Prime would look similar to Minos' prime form, due to them both being kind and just, and a faceless head too, with the crown being the earth instead of a city, as he put all of humanity above himself. And he would also be transparent as he was honest, and also have the oversized heart like Minos (the kindness).
As the kindest person to ever live, a blank face is an understatement, no head at all fits him.
@@doverboy1 errr reminds me of a certain yellow fella
@@NumberOnePochitaFanwell he does still have a face but his head is just a ball of light cuz he got decapitated by Gabriel
going into the final room of the sanctum, you find the heart itself, the giant, beating heart of the monster itself.
the heart of hell. You know what you must do. And after a long, hard fight, you see the thing that has been keeping the heart beating this entire time.
The prime soul of god's own son.
That’s a good one
HE'S HOLDING THE PARTS THAT ARE NAILED TO HIS HANDS
You know you fucked up when the prime soul of jesus says "To not forgive, goes against my very nature, however."
Damn, the line "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine. Truly shows that God has abandoned earth. Great performance. ❤
Isnt the Ultrakill God dead?
@@marrvynswillames4975 no, he just abandoned them all
A part of God still lingers on the Earth.
@@Kratosgolovach In some sense those are the same things.
This is actually highkey awesome! that end monologue sends extreme chills down the spine!
Holy shit, wonderful performance, and that “Answer me father!” Line was amazing, thank you for the video and amazing work
Due to the pure madness and randomness of Ultrakill I expect the 3rd song to be named something like "Ordinance" so Order, War, Ordinance, all form the fanservice word.
O.W.O
order.war.ordinance
@@raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 And trust me
Since there are official body pillows
There's a chance of such things happening
OwO
I think it should be called "disobedience" since Jesus is ment to forgive all that has sinned but for V1 he dose not.
Therefore, he is disobeying the farther
As for the "answer me Father" it is meant to represent him trying to understand why he was abandoned after he was killed and why his farther did not save him
@@Hi_I_am_Abbie0_0 That works too, honestly! But, something with O would make things funny, so only time will tell
I feel like a unique thing is that if you stood near him you would start taking damage since he turns your blood into wine or something
drunkbot v1
V1 gets drunk and passes out
"insert clip of omega getting high but replaced with v1"
Or it makes your screen wobbly since alcohol
"To not forgive my fellow humans goes against my very nature.
However...
You are not human."
Oh my God! This is so cool, I never imagined anyone to genuinely think any my shitty fanmade lines were cool! Thank you, this was well done!
Edit: That "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine!
it shows that god. has really... truely... given up here... he thought it would be to much of a hassle to run the humanity experiment again so he just... left.
@@klortikterra4423or perhaps God truly is dead…
@@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 nah, he probably just went to create another species on another world or something.
I can completely respect it as a christian, accurate model to when he was crucified, and i just love it
"Lamb of Iron"
I've never heard a more bad ass way to say "Robot" in my entire life.
I got ideas for dialogue
Basic hit : you will fall
Up down hit: travesty
Air launch : shatterment
Left right attacks: in the Holy Spirit
The attacks are based off of Sisyphus and Minos , a combination of all their attacks
the feeling of fear i felt when he said "to not forgive, goes against my very nature... *however...*" in unbelievable, even considering this is *jesus christ* we're talking to
Love to see MCN’s mixes get the love they deserve! Very weldone dub my man! You did it justice
Jesus Crist- He's no longer crusifucking around
Instead of saying "i aint gonna sugarcoat it", i can imagine him saying "i aint gonna forgive it"
I love the idea of Jesus resurrecting every time you kill him, first time thanking God, after his second "death" being concerned no one answers until eventually after "dying" a third time - realizing no one can, preceding with the death monologue when his soul shatters
I think that Jesus should be red for 3 reasons: 1) sudden change from someone who forgives to someone who kills; 2) minos was blue and red, Sisyphus was yellow and red, so the last one should be red and red.
3) blood.
thatd also complete the 3 primary colors...so yup sounds about right-
I seriously hope this is going to be in Ultrakill.
Good work on the voice acting too.
Everyone gangsta till the prime soul says "however"
I have an idea. What if Jesus Prime was the P-P Boss. He's the ultimate reward after you P Rank everything. Including the Prime Bosses. Judas Prime fits very well as Act 3's Prime Boss with its Layers of Hell, so having Jesus Prime be the ultimate Prime Boss after you've done everything else just fits into place.
This death monolog hits hard when you realize that canonically, god abandoned humanity
He's probably so confused as to why god would do this,combined with the anguish he was feeling since he just went against his own nature to be kind since he tried to kill us the scream of anger sadness and panic hits really hard
I had in mind a line that would come after "To not forgive is against my nature" that would have gone something like "However; As my father has abandoned us, i am afraid i can forgive no longer, and it is now my task to judge" leaning into the Murder of minos breaking of sisyphuse line.
Maybe in phrase 2 he could be like 'this wont be my last supurb' before having holes appear in his palms and wings appear on his back to represnt how he wants to be a guardian angel to humanity despite them crucifiyng him
Bro that "ANSWER ME FATHER" gave me goosebumps well fucking done
You've got an amazing tone
"creature of steel" "lamb of iron" "contruction of humanity" "machine" bro its a fricking robot whats next? "Object of murder"?
king of metal
Metal soul
Murder Drone
One Who Thirsts
Iron Beast
Last Machine
Mankind's last sin...
Welp with the jesus and judas prime dubs and concepts I now want them to fight each other
🤔
"Get ready to receive some holy spirit."
maybe jesus prime as a secret boss, and judas prime as the primary boss
I swear if this is actually a thing in the game we should give all the credit to you cuz you deserve it
I really like the "a savior for the savior" comment on the music video
"Get ready to recieve some Holy Sweep."
MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE!
BECAUSE THESE FITS ARE OPEN FOR BUISNESS!
The thing about Jesus prime is that there is a chance, Jesus and the zealous paints a much different picture and you could make it so that, the angels did not like Jesus or God's attempts to forgive mankind and so the angels imprisoned him in hell, and so he was betrayed, and so he betrayed the very idea he once was and instead of being the lamb, he made others the lamb of sacrifice. And so the Angels forced him down into the final layer to contain him for as long as they could, the first prime, the first to fight heaven...
Oh yay, KaioVA likes my comment
"lamb of Iron" very clever play on the usual **m a c h i n e**
imagine if jesus prime just wears a giant metal crucifix the first half of the fight, only fighting you with melee, and then he just fucking rips the crucifix off his back and starts beating your ass with it
also jesus prime would probably have only the hitbox of his heart and circularory system, since he would just be transparent of his honesty
he would also be the size of 10 fucking earthmovers since practically everyone on earth has heard about and knows him
Kneel before me! - Jesus sends a cross flying at you that deals 25 damage, you can either parry or dodge, if it hits you. You will be temporarily crouching and your fist cooldown is longer than normal while you slowly take hard damage, you can dash while the cross is still on you but your stamina wont regenerate.
0:58 the anger in his voice is amazing. Shows how good of a king minos was.
I AM THE SOOOOON OFFF GOOO-
wait a second , wait a second
"get ready to recieve some holy spirit"
Jesus prime when all the machine's (v1, v2, swordsmanship, mindflayer, gutterman, guttertank, and street cleaner) yell "TOGETHER! WE ARE *ULTRAKILL!* " while fighting, before throwing 1000 coins into the air: 😰
The death line hits harder than fucking sisyphus prime, or maybe harder than Jesus himself, damn
Plot twist: V1 can't heal during the fight becouse his blood is wine.
Now i actually want Jesus to be in P-3
I don't think it'd be possible for two reasons.
1 - Jesus is God, so he would've left with the Father and Holy Spirit (Holy Trinity)
2 - The only reason Jesus came was to forgive the sins of mankind. If God abandoned humanity, than he would've never sent Jesus.
(This is coming from a Christian too. If they could explain both of these issues, I wouldn't mind seeing Jesus as the P-3 fight.)
Ideas for attacks:
"Do not resist." Jesus teleports to the side of V1 and kicks it
"Rest." Similar to virtue's beam thing.
Jesus summons a sword made out of light and attempts to slash V1 after the beam.
"Through humanity your kind has been made..." Jesus does an axe kick
(Part 2 of previous line) "And through your kind they have been destroyed!" Then Jesus slams the ground creating a shockwave
"Bread to flesh, wine to blood..." Jesus summons a sword made of light and slashes forward 2 times.
If he's hit during this move, instead of blood wine comes out and temporarily blurs V1's vision
(Part 2 of previous line) "...iron to scrap." Then summons virtue beams around him
(Phase 2) "Forgiveness is beyond you." He gains his robe thingy
(When V1 respawns) "Why do you persist?"
"You shall be forgotten." Jesus winds up and does a quick uppercut, now doing a punch which leaves a shockwave
"Be crucified for your sins." Jesus creates 2 swords of light, now slashing forwards in a cross shape.
(If Jesus Prime is actually the 3rd prime soul I hope in the first phase Jesus just doesn't fight, like the concept of @Doodle Spiral in the comments)
alright i get it
nobody is going to beat jesus prime
damn bro the ANSWER ME FATHER gave me fucking chills, good work dude
You know, Jesus was supposed to be more of a shitpost. This is pretty freaking cool.
"BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOLLLYYY SPIRRRRAAAT"
Man, your dub are amazing
"GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT" and he absolutely shreds you
I see that sneaky Fight of Gods reference where he uses parts of the cross he was crucified in to fight.
when a funni gopro kill god, a guy that can dropkick you to the literal 2nd hell, sisyphus
p-3 will be an eldritch horror composed of a disfigured amalgamation of all the fan made p-3 bosses
the theme song will just be static noise
Plus that sould when shit gets close to radioactive stuff
it could be actually a thing
like the first time heaven made the first flesh prison, they just kept shoving prime souls into it, thinking it would hold, until it hit critical mass and the prime amalgamation burst out, and now haunts a whole section of hell. entering the level would be kind of like the gauntlet before sisyphus, but its just old corpses of husks demons and angels alike, and you have to avoid fighting it like something wicked, until you reach the sanctum, kill the already heavely damaged flesh prison that was acting as a more powerful idol for the prime souls, and then you kill them
“Did you forget about the part of the prophecy, where you kill yourself?”
Jesus and Judas is right now best fanmade Prime soul for Ultrakill fans rn for real
God dang thats SICK!
"Construct of man, your deeds are known to me. Though hell hath kept me captive in this prison of flesh. The Murder of King Minos, the slaying of Sisyphus and the Genocide you and your metal kin committed. These things can not be forgiven, even though it goes against mine very nature. This shall be YOUR last supper, and, ye, shall, Par-TAKE!"
i was actually thinking about Jesus appearing in Ultrakill and then TH-cam recommends me this video, what a great algorithm
cool concept
i still like sisyphus's personality more tho
the "Come forth, Child of Man. And Die." is just so fucking badass
"JESUS CHRIST IS THAT JESUS CHRIST?!"
-probably V2
I imagine jesus saying " scrap you are made of and scrap you shall return".
I said this on a different video, but Jesus Prime is the only thing that could make me go to church.
“Aight you’re forgiven my child, time to go right the wrongs and fix the problem left behind by my father. Just, ease up on the killing now”
"And let... blood... spill" i felt goosebumbs
Unfortunately for him it was HIS blood as opposed to V1
@AlexEvans-od4ir oh no, it's not blood it's wine
So Jesus has gone from a sober and hungry robot trying to kill him to a drunk robot that is so utterly smashed that it isn't aware of its own hunger. This has improved his situation drastically.@@hosseinesouffou4408
jesus would have glowing holes in his hands and shoot lasers out of it
The fact that you can still see the wounds on hes body makes it even more sad to have to kill him...
"If forgiveness is what you seek, then depart from me, for I never knew you."
if jesus prime exist, i will going to church everyday
Glad that both the God of War and Ultrakill fandoms agree that Jesus is about to beat the brakes off the MC of their settings.
I wouldn't understand how jesus out of all people would end up in hell, in fact, that would be an incredible plot point; after God has left his throne, Jesus was found sinned by the counsil, sent to hell. But due to his devine body, he could only revive as a Prime Soul
You a prophet or somethin?
@@KaioVAshhhh he might be gabriel in disguise
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE END OF THE BEGINNING SO MUCH!!!
(I was the one to suggest the change to the final portion of tracey8121's monologue with the let blood spill portion, so it makes me very happy hearing it said aloud and its so cool! You did super well btw very nice voice!)
The level could be called “the last nail in the cross”
Jesus would still have the hole on his hand to represent the crucifixion but his weapon is fists, or cross blades.
I didnt know Jesus is in Dante Inferno
Death Monologue is so heartbreaking when you understand that Jesus seen that God disappeared and STILL got hope to hear his voice one more time...
That however feels like its gonna be personal, he will not answer prays or mercy
He will answer your fear with the only time you wont recive forgivenes of your actions
Jesus dies and comes back three days later for a rematch
Imagine if the p3 boss were to be Able from Caine and Able. Him having come to terms with his eternal life, the world he lives in, and having understood God's past actions and why he left, finally finds himself a new meaning in he's eternal life. To redeem himself for what he did to Caine and succeed where God failed, only to be conflicted by v1's actions, seeing no reason in their actions but to cause bloodshed and death.
“DAMNATION!”
“REPENTANCE!”
“NOW THIS IS DIVINE JUSTICE!”
“BURN!”
“IS THIS WHAT WE LOST GABRIEL TO?”
The saddest of all monologues… well made
"To not forgive goes against my very nature"
"Oh, nice"
"However..."
"Oh, sh*t"
Would you get a reduced healing factor during the fight as the wine is his blood.
"I shall VENQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER’S NAME"