JESUS PRIME | THE FORGOTTEN SON (Ultrakill Fan Dub)

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  • @KaioVA
    @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +1356

    Feel like I should put this here now as a precaution:
    This video is made for entertainment purposes only. Nothing that is said here reflects my own views or personal beliefs, and I apologize if anything that is shown here comes off as offensive or inappropriate. Thank you for understanding

    • @kogennn
      @kogennn ปีที่แล้ว +11

      goat 🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @marbulOfficial
      @marbulOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +13

      I love every aspect of the video! Not to complain, but I think that you mistyped in 1:29 (it says "The Forgotton Son" instead of "The Forgotten Son"?), other than that, your voice fits the role of the funny prime and the lines are great and the music slaps!

    • @jahadoom666
      @jahadoom666 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      As a Christian and a fan of ultrakill, I am not offended, on the contrary, I love it

    • @Lie-detector1540
      @Lie-detector1540 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I'm Catholic and my friend aswell and we love this. We ain't offended.

    • @thegreatguldo9956
      @thegreatguldo9956 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It's not I'm not offended its a pretty interesting take on jesus in ultrakill

  • @PugMaleAndSingle
    @PugMaleAndSingle ปีที่แล้ว +3527

    Minos, King of Lust.
    Sisyphus, King of Greed.
    Jesus, King of King's.
    Ohhhhh yeah.

    • @empressofmadness
      @empressofmadness ปีที่แล้ว +228

      p-p: jesus, king of kings

    • @TheFirstPatient-t5n
      @TheFirstPatient-t5n ปีที่แล้ว +115

      P-P would be Minos prime rematch

    • @DivineOrange
      @DivineOrange ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@TheFirstPatient-t5n screw Minos, Sisyphus rematch 4 life

    • @Riuky0
      @Riuky0 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      Nah P-P wouldn't be a rematch of just one of them, you'll have to fight stronger versions of the three of them at once, and we know there will be the one lunatic to p-rank that shit in violent

    • @minosprime.
      @minosprime. ปีที่แล้ว +6

      IO I AM NOT THE KING OF LUST I'M THE KING OF POWER I'M POWERFUL ):

  • @tacticalgummy69
    @tacticalgummy69 ปีที่แล้ว +4039

    ultrakill is probably the only game that can have jesus in it without it needing to be funny

    • @hextheprotogenfox
      @hextheprotogenfox ปีที่แล้ว +211

      May I point to other games with religious undertones that have very dark shit that could be do this
      The biggest one I could see is The binding of isaac

    • @completelynormaljar3536
      @completelynormaljar3536 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      ​@@hextheprotogenfoxliterally fear & hunger

    • @thechosenone5421
      @thechosenone5421 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@completelynormaljar3536 F&H all-meer is a pretty weird interpretation of jesus. And in F&H 2 he seems like a mix of jesus and satan

    • @Real_Potato_Man
      @Real_Potato_Man ปีที่แล้ว +25

      ​@@hextheprotogenfox Faith the unholy trinity:

    • @blackelblanco6692
      @blackelblanco6692 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@hextheprotogenfox yeah, but in isaac you dont fight with jesus, you figth with the re-interpetration of jesus for isaac, in ultrakill if they added jesus this way it will be epic rather than funny

  • @applejuice281
    @applejuice281 ปีที่แล้ว +5227

    "Lamb of iron" Can't these prime souls just call you a machine?? 💀

    • @TheFirstPatient-t5n
      @TheFirstPatient-t5n ปีที่แล้ว +602

      he calls you construction of humanity too

    • @benjaminfarias8766
      @benjaminfarias8766 ปีที่แล้ว +647

      That is gabriel's job

    • @water_melanie
      @water_melanie ปีที่แล้ว +316

      if they thought of you as just a machine and not a living being there'd be no point in punishing you for your actions

    • @zer0sIeep
      @zer0sIeep ปีที่แล้ว +98

      aint gonna be alive for much long to call v1 machine anyways

    • @Nobody-ed9bv
      @Nobody-ed9bv ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@water_melanie
      Well Gabriel thinks otherwise

  • @topman8627
    @topman8627 ปีที่แล้ว +1803

    Imagine Jesus just keeps reviving and at a certain point in the fight he’s like “alright I’m getting bored, till we meet again machine”

    • @imannuelchristoper24
      @imannuelchristoper24 ปีที่แล้ว +100

      I can see that but i think ITS gonna be more a v2 or Gabriel thing instead of that

    • @topman8627
      @topman8627 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@imannuelchristoper24 sounds nice

    • @greyman2724
      @greyman2724 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      @@imannuelchristoper24 v2 is and I quote by the games lead developer
      “Fucking dead” so Gabriel more probably

    • @marbulOfficial
      @marbulOfficial ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Idk why everybody INSISTS that V2 is still alive after 4-4

    • @orangequill1645
      @orangequill1645 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @@marbulOfficial In denial :(

  • @CENSOR3D-
    @CENSOR3D- ปีที่แล้ว +3446

    I can imagine while Jesus' soul is cracking, especially when he says the "ANSWER ME FATHER LINE" he's desperately trying to cover them up before eventually shattering

    • @doodlespiral7110
      @doodlespiral7110 ปีที่แล้ว +496

      During phase 1, he dies quickly, _too_ quickly. This is mainly because he doesn't even fight back, he's giving you one. last. chance to redeem yourself.
      However, after his soul starts cracking, breaking and inevitably shattering into nothingness... *it reforms.*
      During Phase 2, the arena will start to crumble and fall apart while soaring upwards, out of a now empty Hell and into an equally empty Heaven.
      Since phase 1 was essentially not even a fight, there will be a phase 3 to compensate (which is also in reference to Jesus' resurrection on the 3rd day) and after the fight is finally over, his soul doesn't explode... he (and it) simply fade away.
      You're left with nothing, no Heaven, no Hell, and not even anything more to fight. You've destroyed everything and the one person who could save it.
      The testament terminal is just blank to emphasize that you truly have done it all, and there's nothing left to see.

    • @exoticbutter69420
      @exoticbutter69420 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      @@doodlespiral7110 :O incredible

    • @thatoneburger1895
      @thatoneburger1895 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      ​@@doodlespiral7110 and if V1 does nothing?

    • @sometwo.1
      @sometwo.1 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      ​@@thatoneburger1895 jesus crucifies him

    • @aubergineboi6450
      @aubergineboi6450 ปีที่แล้ว +120

      @@thatoneburger1895 it would be fun if not killing him was the way into the secret level of the level that unlocks a jesus section where u play as jesus as he maybe destroys hell or kills god

  • @lolfool866
    @lolfool866 ปีที่แล้ว +618

    your roommates confused why you're screaming "ANSWER ME FATHA!" at 12 pm

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +123

      Thankfully, I was alone that day. The real question is what the hell my neighbors thought was happening-

  • @uvlaka8652
    @uvlaka8652 ปีที่แล้ว +2906

    " To not forgive goes against my very nature...
    *"however. "*
    uhm

    • @heartlessnobody1143
      @heartlessnobody1143 ปีที่แล้ว +149

      That felt more Sad than anything to be honest

    • @Lordofbones96803
      @Lordofbones96803 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      Reminds me of when the french tweeted that they don't want war and then the next thing they posted said "However"

    • @Bmat-da-acoustic
      @Bmat-da-acoustic ปีที่แล้ว

      You see when fucking Jesus says this he is fucking serious. I am fucking shivering me timbers.

    • @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep
      @povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep ปีที่แล้ว +87

      @@Lordofbones96803 "we created the geneva convention to stop cruelty, *However* "

    • @PronominalTerra439
      @PronominalTerra439 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@povyouretiredbutdontwannasleep oh god

  • @crackheadengineer3716
    @crackheadengineer3716 ปีที่แล้ว +892

    Small detail I had an idea about.
    Jesus Prime would have holes on his palms to represent his crucifixion.
    He could also probably use either the boards from the crucifix or a whole crucifix for a weapon.

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +165

      He does have those, you just can't see em because the broken chunks of the cross cover them

    • @the_furry_inside_your_walls639
      @the_furry_inside_your_walls639 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Minos has his snakes, Sisyphus has his bomb. What would Jesus's ranged attack be?

    • @crackheadengineer3716
      @crackheadengineer3716 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@the_furry_inside_your_walls639 "the light of allah" -Maxor

    • @ilalebisap1
      @ilalebisap1 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      ​@@crackheadengineer3716 cant argue with that

    • @TheCombine1130
      @TheCombine1130 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      well that would be kinda bad beacause another game used it so maybe just like the whole cross in his monolouge but then break out

  • @Bcwarfare
    @Bcwarfare ปีที่แล้ว +2182

    Jesus Hakita Christ

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +226

      The “H” in Jesus H Christ stands for “Hakita”

    • @cannonsword1
      @cannonsword1 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@KaioVA jesus hakita chakitarist

    • @ThatOneAltAccount143
      @ThatOneAltAccount143 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Arsi "hakita" christ

    • @moceone1
      @moceone1 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      if you translate hakita it will say “chopped”

    • @justsmallyt985
      @justsmallyt985 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@moceone1 and the art of jesus in the video has no head. funny

  • @justsomewritingfan2202
    @justsomewritingfan2202 ปีที่แล้ว +920

    This would actually be pretty cool, I never thought I'd say I'd enjoy seeing Jesus Christ as a boss fight in a videogame.
    Even though I imagine a lot of people would get pissy about this, despite the fact this does adress why Jesus, a man famous for his kindness and forgiveness, would choose violence over forgiveness.

    • @PyreOManiac
      @PyreOManiac ปีที่แล้ว +62

      he saw that religion was just making mankind fight against each other and got pissed

    • @csmrookie9600
      @csmrookie9600 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      To be fair, Jesus is no pacifist, as he used a whip made out of cords to drive the moneylenders out of the temple and the people as well, even flipping the damn tables.

    • @atomicnumber202
      @atomicnumber202 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      ​@@csmrookie9600oh yeah I remember that

    • @deputy_of_comments
      @deputy_of_comments ปีที่แล้ว +15

      ​@@csmrookie9600yeah I remember seeing that table hit a guy.

    • @Chinesetakeout382
      @Chinesetakeout382 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, the problem is that the kind of people who get mad at this kind of stuff have no media literacy. The same Christian’s who would get pissy at this got pissy at doom, a game where you literally kill all the demons and the devil. They can’t even see when a piece of media is somewhat on their side in that universe.

  • @Neko_med
    @Neko_med ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I like to think that he stays silent the entire fight because he has no hatred against you but rather a willingness to end it all already

  • @_pixlz
    @_pixlz ปีที่แล้ว +517

    god, I love the play on words for this one.
    the only begotten son, changed to the only forgotten son. and the death monologue, clearly a reference to when jesus was about to die on the cross when he said, “Father, why have you abandoned me?”
    Amazing work, you’ve earned a sub.

  • @Mint_P_Cane
    @Mint_P_Cane ปีที่แล้ว +278

    Remember that minos shouts his attacks before attacking? And sisyphus shouts his attacks in the middle attack, Jesus however would just straight away fight you no warnings just straight his attack pattern.

    • @Tomioka274
      @Tomioka274 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      "he will come down,whitout any warning when"

    • @epicnightmare5600
      @epicnightmare5600 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      That would actually be scarier instead of hearing "judgement" before you die you just get hit

    • @UltimaDoombotMK1
      @UltimaDoombotMK1 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      Idea (that was from another P-3 discussion) He announces them after hitting you.
      *Kills V1*
      "Penance!"
      *Kills V1 again*
      "Pay for your crimes!"
      *Kills V1 a third time*
      "This is God's might!"

    • @iancortescontreras6084
      @iancortescontreras6084 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Rain of spiders

    • @bacon6255
      @bacon6255 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ​@@iancortescontreras6084"Dont be afraid john"

  • @Swordsmachinegaming93
    @Swordsmachinegaming93 ปีที่แล้ว +1475

    During Jesus Prime's death monologue, instead of him bursting into beams of light like Minos and Sisyphus, I see that he falls to his knees, and begins cracking, before yelling the "ANSWER ME FATHER!" Line, reaching up with one hand out, before noticing it starting to fade to dust, before the rest of him BREAKS soon after, with only the beating heart left for V1 to destroy with a revolver shot, and fully destroying the Son of God.
    Edit: YO WHERE DID ALL OF YOU COME FROM WITH THESE LIKES LIKE JESUS CHRIST (No, not that guy over there fighting the funny blue Go-Pro)

    • @RayanfhoulaBR
      @RayanfhoulaBR ปีที่แล้ว +222

      Your aim is locked onto his heart, you are unable to move and your only weapon is the revolver that started this unholy crusade. There is only one way out.
      As you shoot it, the screen quickly turns to black before the ultrakill title shows up, and the credits roll.
      The entire cinema breaks into tears.

    • @ultraisb2288
      @ultraisb2288 ปีที่แล้ว +194

      @@RayanfhoulaBR "You're strong, Son of God. But I am the Ultrakill."
      Me crying asf in the cinema

    • @Thesoupscoop
      @Thesoupscoop ปีที่แล้ว +118

      @@RayanfhoulaBR box office earnings 12 Ultrakillion dollars

    • @LocalToaster.
      @LocalToaster. ปีที่แล้ว +49

      @@Thesoupscoop that could be quite a lot of ricoshots

    • @shmangomango7253
      @shmangomango7253 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@Thesoupscoop Tbh man I think it isn't worth that much. I think it should cost at most a fist full of dollars.

  • @NumberOnePochitaFan
    @NumberOnePochitaFan ปีที่แล้ว +468

    I Feel like Jesus Prime would look similar to Minos' prime form, due to them both being kind and just, and a faceless head too, with the crown being the earth instead of a city, as he put all of humanity above himself. And he would also be transparent as he was honest, and also have the oversized heart like Minos (the kindness).

    • @doverboy1
      @doverboy1 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      As the kindest person to ever live, a blank face is an understatement, no head at all fits him.

    • @NumberOnePochitaFan
      @NumberOnePochitaFan 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@doverboy1 errr reminds me of a certain yellow fella

    • @cintrashbin
      @cintrashbin 11 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@NumberOnePochitaFanwell he does still have a face but his head is just a ball of light cuz he got decapitated by Gabriel

  • @stevendelong5259
    @stevendelong5259 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    going into the final room of the sanctum, you find the heart itself, the giant, beating heart of the monster itself.
    the heart of hell. You know what you must do. And after a long, hard fight, you see the thing that has been keeping the heart beating this entire time.
    The prime soul of god's own son.

    • @tankfish5802
      @tankfish5802 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      That’s a good one

  • @kenempay9001
    @kenempay9001 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    HE'S HOLDING THE PARTS THAT ARE NAILED TO HIS HANDS

  • @AkumaTheUhh
    @AkumaTheUhh ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You know you fucked up when the prime soul of jesus says "To not forgive, goes against my very nature, however."

  • @HotFuss-gd9qr
    @HotFuss-gd9qr ปีที่แล้ว +186

    Damn, the line "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine. Truly shows that God has abandoned earth. Great performance. ❤

    • @marrvynswillames4975
      @marrvynswillames4975 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Isnt the Ultrakill God dead?

    • @Kratosgolovach
      @Kratosgolovach 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@marrvynswillames4975 no, he just abandoned them all

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      A part of God still lingers on the Earth.

    • @secondbeamship
      @secondbeamship 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Kratosgolovach In some sense those are the same things.

  • @IvaadenFebbs
    @IvaadenFebbs ปีที่แล้ว +59

    This is actually highkey awesome! that end monologue sends extreme chills down the spine!

  • @monke_1.085
    @monke_1.085 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    Holy shit, wonderful performance, and that “Answer me father!” Line was amazing, thank you for the video and amazing work

  • @skeleton9476
    @skeleton9476 ปีที่แล้ว +264

    Due to the pure madness and randomness of Ultrakill I expect the 3rd song to be named something like "Ordinance" so Order, War, Ordinance, all form the fanservice word.

    • @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115
      @raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      O.W.O
      order.war.ordinance

    • @skeleton9476
      @skeleton9476 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      ​@@raidensippingcoffeeverycal2115 And trust me
      Since there are official body pillows
      There's a chance of such things happening

    • @Nemesical_Kari
      @Nemesical_Kari ปีที่แล้ว +9

      OwO

    • @Hi_I_am_Abbie0_0
      @Hi_I_am_Abbie0_0 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think it should be called "disobedience" since Jesus is ment to forgive all that has sinned but for V1 he dose not.
      Therefore, he is disobeying the farther
      As for the "answer me Father" it is meant to represent him trying to understand why he was abandoned after he was killed and why his farther did not save him

    • @skeleton9476
      @skeleton9476 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Hi_I_am_Abbie0_0 That works too, honestly! But, something with O would make things funny, so only time will tell

  • @Unknowntrashcan
    @Unknowntrashcan ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I feel like a unique thing is that if you stood near him you would start taking damage since he turns your blood into wine or something

    • @dehydratedair
      @dehydratedair ปีที่แล้ว +8

      drunkbot v1

    • @stupideral
      @stupideral 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      V1 gets drunk and passes out

    • @justwildan3963
      @justwildan3963 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      "insert clip of omega getting high but replaced with v1"

    • @MyUsernameIsGoofy
      @MyUsernameIsGoofy 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Or it makes your screen wobbly since alcohol

  • @tree7755
    @tree7755 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "To not forgive my fellow humans goes against my very nature.
    However...
    You are not human."

  • @everyonesleastfavoriteoxym2661
    @everyonesleastfavoriteoxym2661 ปีที่แล้ว +495

    Oh my God! This is so cool, I never imagined anyone to genuinely think any my shitty fanmade lines were cool! Thank you, this was well done!
    Edit: That "ANSWER ME FATHER" sent chills down my spine!

    • @klortikterra4423
      @klortikterra4423 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      it shows that god. has really... truely... given up here... he thought it would be to much of a hassle to run the humanity experiment again so he just... left.

    • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
      @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@klortikterra4423or perhaps God truly is dead…

    • @santiagoindisguise7289
      @santiagoindisguise7289 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      ​@@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 nah, he probably just went to create another species on another world or something.

  • @ivanedugameworld9872
    @ivanedugameworld9872 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    I can completely respect it as a christian, accurate model to when he was crucified, and i just love it

  • @aydinmakesthings
    @aydinmakesthings ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Lamb of Iron"
    I've never heard a more bad ass way to say "Robot" in my entire life.

  • @sunfall-h2c
    @sunfall-h2c ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I got ideas for dialogue
    Basic hit : you will fall
    Up down hit: travesty
    Air launch : shatterment
    Left right attacks: in the Holy Spirit
    The attacks are based off of Sisyphus and Minos , a combination of all their attacks

  • @1LazyMF
    @1LazyMF ปีที่แล้ว +38

    the feeling of fear i felt when he said "to not forgive, goes against my very nature... *however...*" in unbelievable, even considering this is *jesus christ* we're talking to

  • @RadShiba
    @RadShiba ปีที่แล้ว +49

    Love to see MCN’s mixes get the love they deserve! Very weldone dub my man! You did it justice

  • @eddthe9th
    @eddthe9th ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Jesus Crist- He's no longer crusifucking around

  • @3_7_5_6_4
    @3_7_5_6_4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    Instead of saying "i aint gonna sugarcoat it", i can imagine him saying "i aint gonna forgive it"

  • @404NameNotFound.
    @404NameNotFound. ปีที่แล้ว +28

    I love the idea of Jesus resurrecting every time you kill him, first time thanking God, after his second "death" being concerned no one answers until eventually after "dying" a third time - realizing no one can, preceding with the death monologue when his soul shatters

  • @chesvap
    @chesvap ปีที่แล้ว +67

    I think that Jesus should be red for 3 reasons: 1) sudden change from someone who forgives to someone who kills; 2) minos was blue and red, Sisyphus was yellow and red, so the last one should be red and red.
    3) blood.

    • @domino-vi6ns
      @domino-vi6ns ปีที่แล้ว +4

      thatd also complete the 3 primary colors...so yup sounds about right-

  • @Dreiasaiy_IDK
    @Dreiasaiy_IDK ปีที่แล้ว +48

    I seriously hope this is going to be in Ultrakill.
    Good work on the voice acting too.

  • @genericusername1997
    @genericusername1997 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    Everyone gangsta till the prime soul says "however"

  • @blockeontheleafeon
    @blockeontheleafeon ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I have an idea. What if Jesus Prime was the P-P Boss. He's the ultimate reward after you P Rank everything. Including the Prime Bosses. Judas Prime fits very well as Act 3's Prime Boss with its Layers of Hell, so having Jesus Prime be the ultimate Prime Boss after you've done everything else just fits into place.

  • @bullet_outsmarter_5000
    @bullet_outsmarter_5000 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    This death monolog hits hard when you realize that canonically, god abandoned humanity

    • @speedsteer937
      @speedsteer937 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      He's probably so confused as to why god would do this,combined with the anguish he was feeling since he just went against his own nature to be kind since he tried to kill us the scream of anger sadness and panic hits really hard

  • @zachariewinters2335
    @zachariewinters2335 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I had in mind a line that would come after "To not forgive is against my nature" that would have gone something like "However; As my father has abandoned us, i am afraid i can forgive no longer, and it is now my task to judge" leaning into the Murder of minos breaking of sisyphuse line.

  • @vitorvale5668
    @vitorvale5668 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Maybe in phrase 2 he could be like 'this wont be my last supurb' before having holes appear in his palms and wings appear on his back to represnt how he wants to be a guardian angel to humanity despite them crucifiyng him

  • @thatoneguy2588
    @thatoneguy2588 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Bro that "ANSWER ME FATHER" gave me goosebumps well fucking done

  • @KadenKenz
    @KadenKenz ปีที่แล้ว +32

    You've got an amazing tone

  • @sansgamer1351
    @sansgamer1351 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "creature of steel" "lamb of iron" "contruction of humanity" "machine" bro its a fricking robot whats next? "Object of murder"?

    • @blackwatch2759
      @blackwatch2759 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      king of metal

    • @ElVigidra
      @ElVigidra 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Metal soul

    • @TheOnlyOneTerminus
      @TheOnlyOneTerminus 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Murder Drone

    • @LightCrown_
      @LightCrown_ 24 วันที่ผ่านมา

      One Who Thirsts
      Iron Beast
      Last Machine
      Mankind's last sin...

  • @Riuky0
    @Riuky0 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Welp with the jesus and judas prime dubs and concepts I now want them to fight each other

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤔

    • @justabrokezombie6252
      @justabrokezombie6252 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      "Get ready to receive some holy spirit."

    • @szymarslol
      @szymarslol 2 หลายเดือนก่อน

      maybe jesus prime as a secret boss, and judas prime as the primary boss

  • @shakibkhosro6322
    @shakibkhosro6322 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I swear if this is actually a thing in the game we should give all the credit to you cuz you deserve it

  • @Flowery0
    @Flowery0 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I really like the "a savior for the savior" comment on the music video

  • @FatalSans_YT
    @FatalSans_YT ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Get ready to recieve some Holy Sweep."

  • @DeathkorpsGuy
    @DeathkorpsGuy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    MY HANDS MUST BE A TEMPLE!
    BECAUSE THESE FITS ARE OPEN FOR BUISNESS!

  • @ignis2638
    @ignis2638 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The thing about Jesus prime is that there is a chance, Jesus and the zealous paints a much different picture and you could make it so that, the angels did not like Jesus or God's attempts to forgive mankind and so the angels imprisoned him in hell, and so he was betrayed, and so he betrayed the very idea he once was and instead of being the lamb, he made others the lamb of sacrifice. And so the Angels forced him down into the final layer to contain him for as long as they could, the first prime, the first to fight heaven...

    • @ignis2638
      @ignis2638 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh yay, KaioVA likes my comment

  • @KH0RNE
    @KH0RNE ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "lamb of Iron" very clever play on the usual **m a c h i n e**

  • @gaster2411
    @gaster2411 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    imagine if jesus prime just wears a giant metal crucifix the first half of the fight, only fighting you with melee, and then he just fucking rips the crucifix off his back and starts beating your ass with it
    also jesus prime would probably have only the hitbox of his heart and circularory system, since he would just be transparent of his honesty
    he would also be the size of 10 fucking earthmovers since practically everyone on earth has heard about and knows him

  • @gruuuub
    @gruuuub ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Kneel before me! - Jesus sends a cross flying at you that deals 25 damage, you can either parry or dodge, if it hits you. You will be temporarily crouching and your fist cooldown is longer than normal while you slowly take hard damage, you can dash while the cross is still on you but your stamina wont regenerate.

  • @clumsypanda7433
    @clumsypanda7433 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    0:58 the anger in his voice is amazing. Shows how good of a king minos was.

  • @buiyifikir1078
    @buiyifikir1078 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I AM THE SOOOOON OFFF GOOO-
    wait a second , wait a second

  • @RepressedDreamer
    @RepressedDreamer ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "get ready to recieve some holy spirit"

  • @Omori-uhh
    @Omori-uhh 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jesus prime when all the machine's (v1, v2, swordsmanship, mindflayer, gutterman, guttertank, and street cleaner) yell "TOGETHER! WE ARE *ULTRAKILL!* " while fighting, before throwing 1000 coins into the air: 😰

  • @ultraisb2288
    @ultraisb2288 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    The death line hits harder than fucking sisyphus prime, or maybe harder than Jesus himself, damn

  • @m_29
    @m_29 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Plot twist: V1 can't heal during the fight becouse his blood is wine.

  • @green3160
    @green3160 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Now i actually want Jesus to be in P-3

    • @jakeroku6494
      @jakeroku6494 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I don't think it'd be possible for two reasons.
      1 - Jesus is God, so he would've left with the Father and Holy Spirit (Holy Trinity)
      2 - The only reason Jesus came was to forgive the sins of mankind. If God abandoned humanity, than he would've never sent Jesus.
      (This is coming from a Christian too. If they could explain both of these issues, I wouldn't mind seeing Jesus as the P-3 fight.)

  • @hi_me69420
    @hi_me69420 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Ideas for attacks:
    "Do not resist." Jesus teleports to the side of V1 and kicks it
    "Rest." Similar to virtue's beam thing.
    Jesus summons a sword made out of light and attempts to slash V1 after the beam.
    "Through humanity your kind has been made..." Jesus does an axe kick
    (Part 2 of previous line) "And through your kind they have been destroyed!" Then Jesus slams the ground creating a shockwave
    "Bread to flesh, wine to blood..." Jesus summons a sword made of light and slashes forward 2 times.
    If he's hit during this move, instead of blood wine comes out and temporarily blurs V1's vision
    (Part 2 of previous line) "...iron to scrap." Then summons virtue beams around him
    (Phase 2) "Forgiveness is beyond you." He gains his robe thingy
    (When V1 respawns) "Why do you persist?"
    "You shall be forgotten." Jesus winds up and does a quick uppercut, now doing a punch which leaves a shockwave
    "Be crucified for your sins." Jesus creates 2 swords of light, now slashing forwards in a cross shape.
    (If Jesus Prime is actually the 3rd prime soul I hope in the first phase Jesus just doesn't fight, like the concept of @Doodle Spiral in the comments)

  • @reeky_one
    @reeky_one ปีที่แล้ว +23

    alright i get it
    nobody is going to beat jesus prime

  • @disreconnect
    @disreconnect ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn bro the ANSWER ME FATHER gave me fucking chills, good work dude

  • @defnothankjwimbleton3475
    @defnothankjwimbleton3475 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    You know, Jesus was supposed to be more of a shitpost. This is pretty freaking cool.

  • @SHOK.ver.RED.
    @SHOK.ver.RED. 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "BLASPHEMY AGAINST THE HOOOOLLLYYY SPIRRRRAAAT"

  • @TheBunny-0110
    @TheBunny-0110 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Man, your dub are amazing

  • @joaquimalves1365
    @joaquimalves1365 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "GET READY TO RECIEVE SOME HOLY SPIRIT" and he absolutely shreds you

  • @fenrirsrage4609
    @fenrirsrage4609 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I see that sneaky Fight of Gods reference where he uses parts of the cross he was crucified in to fight.

  • @Deadeye4644
    @Deadeye4644 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    when a funni gopro kill god, a guy that can dropkick you to the literal 2nd hell, sisyphus

  • @MegaICS
    @MegaICS ปีที่แล้ว +7

    p-3 will be an eldritch horror composed of a disfigured amalgamation of all the fan made p-3 bosses

    • @MegaICS
      @MegaICS ปีที่แล้ว +3

      the theme song will just be static noise

    • @roiwelboren9302
      @roiwelboren9302 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Plus that sould when shit gets close to radioactive stuff

    • @iamafuckingfailure
      @iamafuckingfailure ปีที่แล้ว +1

      it could be actually a thing
      like the first time heaven made the first flesh prison, they just kept shoving prime souls into it, thinking it would hold, until it hit critical mass and the prime amalgamation burst out, and now haunts a whole section of hell. entering the level would be kind of like the gauntlet before sisyphus, but its just old corpses of husks demons and angels alike, and you have to avoid fighting it like something wicked, until you reach the sanctum, kill the already heavely damaged flesh prison that was acting as a more powerful idol for the prime souls, and then you kill them

  • @ItsWheels69
    @ItsWheels69 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “Did you forget about the part of the prophecy, where you kill yourself?”

  • @luyenchu1690
    @luyenchu1690 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Jesus and Judas is right now best fanmade Prime soul for Ultrakill fans rn for real

  • @acemkizi4583
    @acemkizi4583 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    God dang thats SICK!

  • @realityoverdrive4059
    @realityoverdrive4059 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    "Construct of man, your deeds are known to me. Though hell hath kept me captive in this prison of flesh. The Murder of King Minos, the slaying of Sisyphus and the Genocide you and your metal kin committed. These things can not be forgiven, even though it goes against mine very nature. This shall be YOUR last supper, and, ye, shall, Par-TAKE!"

  • @pedrurep7022
    @pedrurep7022 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    i was actually thinking about Jesus appearing in Ultrakill and then TH-cam recommends me this video, what a great algorithm

  • @theendbringermenace
    @theendbringermenace ปีที่แล้ว +5

    cool concept
    i still like sisyphus's personality more tho
    the "Come forth, Child of Man. And Die." is just so fucking badass

  • @balling4853
    @balling4853 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "JESUS CHRIST IS THAT JESUS CHRIST?!"
    -probably V2

  • @ivebeenhitbyafryingpan20ti75
    @ivebeenhitbyafryingpan20ti75 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I imagine jesus saying " scrap you are made of and scrap you shall return".

  • @ilikemaccaroni28
    @ilikemaccaroni28 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I said this on a different video, but Jesus Prime is the only thing that could make me go to church.

  • @mrpepper8383
    @mrpepper8383 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    “Aight you’re forgiven my child, time to go right the wrongs and fix the problem left behind by my father. Just, ease up on the killing now”

  • @hosseinesouffou4408
    @hosseinesouffou4408 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    "And let... blood... spill" i felt goosebumbs

    • @AlexEvans-od4ir
      @AlexEvans-od4ir ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Unfortunately for him it was HIS blood as opposed to V1

    • @hosseinesouffou4408
      @hosseinesouffou4408 ปีที่แล้ว

      @AlexEvans-od4ir oh no, it's not blood it's wine

    • @AlexEvans-od4ir
      @AlexEvans-od4ir ปีที่แล้ว

      So Jesus has gone from a sober and hungry robot trying to kill him to a drunk robot that is so utterly smashed that it isn't aware of its own hunger. This has improved his situation drastically.@@hosseinesouffou4408

  • @tylerfortniteninjablevins1457
    @tylerfortniteninjablevins1457 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    jesus would have glowing holes in his hands and shoot lasers out of it

  • @Reel-Lou
    @Reel-Lou ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The fact that you can still see the wounds on hes body makes it even more sad to have to kill him...

  • @bob-xy1bd
    @bob-xy1bd ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "If forgiveness is what you seek, then depart from me, for I never knew you."

  • @bwalimniad
    @bwalimniad ปีที่แล้ว +6

    if jesus prime exist, i will going to church everyday

  • @aonbrogan8266
    @aonbrogan8266 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Glad that both the God of War and Ultrakill fandoms agree that Jesus is about to beat the brakes off the MC of their settings.

  • @wack-D-Doodle
    @wack-D-Doodle ปีที่แล้ว +12

    I wouldn't understand how jesus out of all people would end up in hell, in fact, that would be an incredible plot point; after God has left his throne, Jesus was found sinned by the counsil, sent to hell. But due to his devine body, he could only revive as a Prime Soul

    • @KaioVA
      @KaioVA  ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You a prophet or somethin?

    • @bellAa_akaPlusheen
      @bellAa_akaPlusheen ปีที่แล้ว

      ​@@KaioVAshhhh he might be gabriel in disguise

  • @boshi3698
    @boshi3698 ปีที่แล้ว

    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I LOVE THE END OF THE BEGINNING SO MUCH!!!
    (I was the one to suggest the change to the final portion of tracey8121's monologue with the let blood spill portion, so it makes me very happy hearing it said aloud and its so cool! You did super well btw very nice voice!)

  • @Gwolf7654
    @Gwolf7654 3 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    The level could be called “the last nail in the cross”

  • @Cog-gearGaming
    @Cog-gearGaming 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Jesus would still have the hole on his hand to represent the crucifixion but his weapon is fists, or cross blades.

  • @kiu8273
    @kiu8273 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    I didnt know Jesus is in Dante Inferno

  • @-_-Q-_-
    @-_-Q-_- ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Death Monologue is so heartbreaking when you understand that Jesus seen that God disappeared and STILL got hope to hear his voice one more time...

  • @xoda1129
    @xoda1129 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That however feels like its gonna be personal, he will not answer prays or mercy
    He will answer your fear with the only time you wont recive forgivenes of your actions

  • @godson5386
    @godson5386 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jesus dies and comes back three days later for a rematch

  • @spoonaddict8805
    @spoonaddict8805 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Imagine if the p3 boss were to be Able from Caine and Able. Him having come to terms with his eternal life, the world he lives in, and having understood God's past actions and why he left, finally finds himself a new meaning in he's eternal life. To redeem himself for what he did to Caine and succeed where God failed, only to be conflicted by v1's actions, seeing no reason in their actions but to cause bloodshed and death.

  • @Totally_Not_Eden68
    @Totally_Not_Eden68 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “DAMNATION!”
    “REPENTANCE!”
    “NOW THIS IS DIVINE JUSTICE!”
    “BURN!”
    “IS THIS WHAT WE LOST GABRIEL TO?”

  • @alesio2946
    @alesio2946 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    The saddest of all monologues… well made

  • @DaSomebody_2007
    @DaSomebody_2007 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "To not forgive goes against my very nature"
    "Oh, nice"
    "However..."
    "Oh, sh*t"

  • @creepercommande4171
    @creepercommande4171 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Would you get a reduced healing factor during the fight as the wine is his blood.

  • @Sleep_true
    @Sleep_true 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    "I shall VENQUISH ALL EVIL IN MY FATHER’S NAME"