Ok, if she climbs on you, knees on your body instead of straddling you, and then starts tapping you like that, if you don't wake up to that and she actually has to slap you you're one hell of a heavy sleeper.
I just imagine her on top of her master being all heavy and crushing him with her legs, and then slapping his face I mean, those slaps and taps are so hard she could accidentally kill him Edit: I mean it literally to clarify Edit2: Fun facts are cool and all, but I kind of look like I am fat shaming here, I think I made a similar comment in this video or another video and people took it to heart. I don't really know much about weighs and from the beggining my headcannon was that she was made out of metal. That is how she can survive so many of her misfortunes, and how she can weight so much. This is further encouraged because she made a cameo on a mobile battleship girl game or some game like that. That's just my headcannon and I really like it, it adds personality and it makes her seem strong, hope you like it. (I am also pretty sure it was on another comment, because it's all goofs and laughs on this thread)
Nah she'll isekai you to a certain cart pulling some hololive resistance members heading to their execution where you'll meet the dragon Coco and learn the ancient dragon tongue
This alarm works like a charm. No seriously. Thanks to the uploader for uploading this. And thanks to Aqua for blessing me with her voice. Before i set this as an alarm i always feel sluggish after wake up. But after using this. Like. Wtf.
I forgot i fell asleep in VR and woke up to a VR version of this, i was so happy till my brother took off my VR headset, just when i thought I issekaid.....
Wow, the amount of people who actually set this as the sound of their alarm clock. Because in my case, even though I am watching this wide awake in the noon, and even though I am not the type of person who sleeps a lot, somehow, just somehow, this has actually managed to annoy me, lol. Just let me sleep, dangit! XD
I like to think Aqua is made of metal, it makes this clip funnier That's why her weight was high in an old highlight, but she doesn't look like that. (She also definetely looks like a shipgirl, and was featured in one of those games)
Guys if you wanna set this as alarm tone google youtube coverter and paste video's link download as mp3 and set it as alarm tone it makes waking up less painful (explained for ones who might not know)
![Can You Do the hololive? Beyond the Stage ver. [STAGE1+2 edit]](/img/n.gif)
Hey, you. You're finally awake.
You were trying to cross the border right?
Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.
@@roempoetliar7995 Damn Stormcloaks, Empire was nice and lazy before you came along.
lmao didt expect that coming
We're all brothers and sisters in binds now, hololive resistance
Aqua : *touch*
i sleep
Aqua : *slap*
MORE
Schrodinger wot
nonono aqua is an M
Huh/
Hol up
Aqua a maso
and me too a maso
Maso + Maso is not a good sign
I listened to this the morning of exam day
My body woke up
My brain didn't
same XD
@@HIBA_DA_LOLICON Here is a test
I tell you not to answer 3
29 - 27 = ?
@@Cethavi potato
FINAL ANSWER
@@Cethavi you said '3' then i'll go with 'three' xD
@@Cethavi I'll go with 2
I keep forgetting she's a maid. everytime I see that anchor on her head and especially her name, I always think "sailor".
she’s....
she’s not a sailor...?
Me too man, kinda like she's straight out from Azur Lane before the collab
She a marine maid, or so she says
@@digitallytransmitteddiseas4686 she is a maid for sailors or perhaps the navy
*Jotaro*
Boy, if I wasn't deep in the bowels of weeby degeneracy before...
God I feel the same
mom: **hears alarm**
also mom: THE FK HAVE I RAISED?
She raised a man, but most importanly
A comrade
@@Besomar_Surahat thank you
She raised a very cultured man
@@Besomar_Surahat bless you
My family hears an anime girl scream NANDEEEEEEE every morning (Yes im using a rushia scream as my alarm ringtone)
Ok, if she climbs on you, knees on your body instead of straddling you, and then starts tapping you like that, if you don't wake up to that and she actually has to slap you you're one hell of a heavy sleeper.
The guy may as well already dead
Or he's pretending to be asleep to enjoy that sensation a little longer, huehuehue
@@Reydriel You'd have to be a masochist to actually enjoy that.
@@LeonValCh Yes
I mean, if she did this, wouldn't you want to fake sleep?
Hey look, a reason to actually get out of bed.
I have found my new alarm sound 👏 thank you for the subs!
You're welcome!
I thought the exact same thing. But I'm afraid that it won't be effective.
@@frogstranger9605 impossible
@@futuf2265 have you tried out?
@@frogstranger9605 yes
Queen once said
"IS THIS THE REAL LIFE, IS THIS JUST FANTASY"
“caught in a Rabbithole, NO ESCAPE FROM HOLOLIVE”
"open your wallet, and send them the fcking money"
"I'm just a poor boy, can't even send a Superchat."
I just imagine her on top of her master being all heavy and crushing him with her legs, and then slapping his face
I mean, those slaps and taps are so hard she could accidentally kill him
Edit: I mean it literally to clarify
Edit2: Fun facts are cool and all, but I kind of look like I am fat shaming here, I think I made a similar comment in this video or another video and people took it to heart.
I don't really know much about weighs
and from the beggining my headcannon was that she was made out of metal. That is how she can survive so many of her misfortunes, and how she can weight so much. This is further encouraged because she made a cameo on a mobile battleship girl game or some game like that.
That's just my headcannon and I really like it, it adds personality and it makes her seem strong, hope you like it. (I am also pretty sure it was on another comment, because it's all goofs and laughs on this thread)
Sounds like fun 😁
Where do I sign up? 🤗
@@Scarlet_Lunacy so, you choose death
Nah she'll isekai you to a certain cart pulling some hololive resistance members heading to their execution where you'll meet the dragon Coco and learn the ancient dragon tongue
She heavy & strong?
I'd pay a lot
Made this into my alarm. Hope my roommates dont mind some maid in their morning from now on lol.
assuming that you're Vietnamese, I would only see nothing but chaos when they hear a Japanese woman
I refuse to believe that Aqua would wake up early enough to wake you up. She definitely wants something.
-._-.
she wants kelp or an onigiri
Man this comment is deep
good morning aqua-chan *head pat for aqua*
Tfw no Aqua that'll wake you up
I believe I have been "bish" slapped
“Morning!”
*Slap* *Slap* *Slap*
Aqua: *touch*touch*touch*
Me: *I sleep
Aqua: *slap* *slap slap slap*
Me: *REAL SHIT*
When she said * touch * *touch* and * slap * * slap* * slap *
I felt that.
Aqua be like:
Hey, wake up!
**I SAID WAKE UUUUUUUUUUUUP!!!**
This alarm works like a charm.
No seriously. Thanks to the uploader for uploading this. And thanks to Aqua for blessing me with her voice.
Before i set this as an alarm i always feel sluggish after wake up. But after using this. Like. Wtf.
This got me into hololive like a year ago, the most important clip of my life
Wake up wake up wake up wake up
I forgot i fell asleep in VR and woke up to a VR version of this, i was so happy till my brother took off my VR headset, just when i thought I issekaid.....
probably the saddest thing ive read today
That's rough, buddy.
Aqua: slap slap
Me sleeping: ah what a good dream.
"how long are you gonna stay asleep master?"
until Ange wakes me up
The maid who can’t cook or cleaning house. “Damn cosplayer” -Shion.
あくあちゃんの鼻声がたまらんなー
Aqua "mhmm" voice is irresistible。
Wow, the amount of people who actually set this as the sound of their alarm clock. Because in my case, even though I am watching this wide awake in the noon, and even though I am not the type of person who sleeps a lot, somehow, just somehow, this has actually managed to annoy me, lol. Just let me sleep, dangit! XD
0:43 "You were trying to cross the border right? Walked right into that resistance ambush. Same as me and that duck over there"
*Hears her voice for 0.001 seconds*
*Eye pupils widens*
Plot twist: the master's been awake the whole time and just wanted to see how far she'd go
This is too cute, I wake up just from the self done sound effects
I swear I've heard that background music in a visual novel before
Memes: *insert skyrim meme*
Me, an intellectual: IF I DIE, I WANT TO WAKE UP LIKE THIS
No, you with wake up in Bruma, where men are women.
POV: You are the luckiest man alive 😎
I just realized, I watched this video before falling into the rabbit hole. Having no idea that this was a vtuber or that hololive existed
from now on, I'm gonna play this video every morning
My heart can't take it
Im living on a student apartment right now. The day im working and I live alone im gonna put this as a alarm lmao
@FBI Chad
A true servant should not be afraid to slap their employer awake.
I just half wake up when I open youtube, and this video wake me up
*slap slap slap slap*
Aqua: "Wake up Liutenant!!!"
I don't think this would wake me up. Seems too relaxing.
I set this as my alarm ringtone.
POV:You used this as your wake up alarm
Energia al 100%, estres disipado, todos los sistemas han sido optimizados
Unas ganas de morirme y reencarnar en una cute anime girl
I love the smug expression.
I SO DANG LOVE HER
I have been awoken by this sound every day for the last six months. I feel like I'm going insane...
Aqua: * slap slap *
Depression: adios!
How do I set this as my alarm?
Download it as mp3
@@coffeeenjoyer2847 google
Garageband
Convert it on Google
@@coffeeenjoyer2847 snap tube apk
But install it only on a phone which you don't use or doesn't have any person data.
Pov: you haven't had interaction with the opposite sex in 10 years
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
WAKE UP
Snapback to reality
Well you woke up something
Thank you. Now this is my alarm now
Thanks to this I can wake early now!😀
Snap back to reality
This video is going to give me a heart attack. Epic!
Ah, morning wood...
Bruh
Aqua: AWAKEN MY MASTER!
AYYAYAYAY
I need a 360 of this.
Ow that hurts Aqua. :(
YES!
YES!
*Y E S !*
Pov: you live with an idol and actually takes care of you every morning
New alarm sound for me
I want to be isekai'd into virtual world
she looks like she's choking us... cutely.
This is the best alarm that i even listen
I love how when she's slapping "master's chest" 0:19, you can actually hear her hitting the floor or a pillow below her
i wont wake up so that you will try to keep waking me up
I’m not even joking when I say this is the only sound that wakes me up in the morning
I'll probably fake sleeping just so she'll keep on waking me up
We need this as an alarm
THIS VID
THIS ONE THAT PULLED ME INTO THIS HOLE
I REGRET NOTHING
AWAKEN, MY MASTER
I'd sleep in every day just to be given this treatment
I Low-key have this set as my alarm
I like to think Aqua is made of metal, it makes this clip funnier
That's why her weight was high in an old highlight, but she doesn't look like that. (She also definetely looks like a shipgirl, and was featured in one of those games)
Im definitely gonna put this on my alarm settings
Yeah, This thing is my alarm.
Tip: Download the Clip
Extract the audio
Set as alarm ringtone 👍
Pros: You'll be awake
Cons: Your brain will still asleep for the whole day
This is how I wanna wake up every day
Something's standing up and that's not me off the bed.
The perfect alarm
my new alarm
I put it as alarm
Now there's aqua's voice inside my brain
In setting this as my alarm
Oh, this is a good ringtone
Guys if you wanna set this as alarm tone google youtube coverter and paste video's link download as mp3 and set it as alarm tone it makes waking up less painful (explained for ones who might not know)
I’m definitely making this my alarm
POV a toddler is waking you up
Wake up, wake up, wake up
This is legitimately my alarm now
My new alarm 😂
SNAP BACK TO REALITY
Setting this as a secondary alarm clock when I sleep through my "Haachama Screaming" alarm clock...
Seeing this after awakening at 4:30 pm makes it all the more painful
Perfect
This is gonna be my new alarm.
Gotta activate vibration mode
i'll use this when i live on my own