Fun fact, silver chariot with armor has MFTL scaling fir his speed and jotaro kept even with a no armor double anubis boosted silver chariot and the world is aprox 3x faster and stronger than star platinum and with joseph blood consumed if i remember right its 5x stronger and faster than star platinum
Nerfed jotaro had a whole dialogue had time to remember memmories along the way and still beat the shit outta kira while his time stop only lasted 5 seconds😂
Dio isn’t just a generational hater though, he is literally THE generational hater. This man literally went out of his way to hunt down the Joestar Bloodline.
@@ZonaiHero-ul5nm Bro became a head, didn't let that stop him, died, didn't let *that* stop him, and literally had the entire universe reset just because he wanted all that Joestar smoke. Dio is on a whole other level.
Dio ain't doin' nuttin' to Schrodinger Alucard unless some stand shit can mess with his soul, but Dio's stats absolutely stomps Alucard. So 3 million soul version losing is fine.
@@kieranmcginley1262counter point, the persona/entity of Alucard has been living in Britain since the 1930's, which is more than long enough for him to be considered British
a lot of people argued that dio should have lost.; but to be fair. dio moves faster than fucking light due to scaling off of jotaro. also he fucking stops time.
Even then, Alucard technically should have access to his full kit since at the end of the anime he killed all the souls inside of him to come back from being erased. Also Alucard had way more abilities like mind control and mind control immunity that could have given him a win.
and why in the nine circles would alucad use all of his soul reserves just to flood the city? in army battles it makes sense, he gains more souls than he loses, but in a one on one? thats just fucking stupid. he could literally just sit around and wait until the sun came up with dio killing him the whole time and STILL live.
@@randomyoutuber2633 i dont recall any confirmation on mind control immunity. i do agree that dio hypnosis wouldnt work. but if he time stops then forces a flesh bud in his head. then i think he might control alucard. hell. may not even need to time stop. alucard normally just stands there and takes hits. another thing to note of the death battle. is that this is a stronger dio than what is seen in stardust crusaders. season 1 dio is faster and physically stronger than dio with a stand. because that version with a stand hasnt fully made josephs body his own. hence why he didnt use his temperature manipulation against stardust crusaders. so this version in the death battle using those powers means its a dio that has fully assimilated the body.
@AliceIzuragi6291 They brought it up in one in the black boxes in this Death Battle I think. My problem is that Alucard wouldn't use Level 0 and that they didn't give Alucard everything but gave Dio everything which doesn't make sense. Dio couldn't use his vampirism abilities in part 3. Dio shouldn't have been able to heal from that gunshot since that gun stops all healing, not just unholy creatures(it worked on Anderson after all). I don't think a flesh bud would work since Alucard's blood is just just shadows so he probably can just reshape himself or something like that.
And lets not forgot the most important thing here, ALUCARD CANT SEE DIOS STAND, HES BASICALLY GETTING HIT BY NOTHING AND HE AINT GONNA ATTACK SOMETHING HE CANT SEE NOE CAN HE?
They forgot to add the fact that Dio was filled with so much hate his hate transcended time and space just to follow joestars into another universe. How much hate do you gotta have to have an alternate universe of you that hates your ops 😭, shit doesn’t even end at 1 alternate universe but 2.
6:03 nah, pucci didn't win. He succeeded temporarily, but due to shenanigans, a lone survivor of the universe reset was able to kill him, un doing it, but creating an entire new timeline in the process, a world without dio's influence. (Not be confused with the next parts alternate universe, which the author just went about making because the original universe's narrative has essentially ended)
@@NectarNapper pretty sure emporio was fated to lose hence the confidence from pucci, but emporio made pucci accidentally change his fate by inserting the stand disc (its why they made such a big point about pucci being the one to push it in)
@@NectarNapper Not a world wituout Dio's influence,but a world where Pucci wasn't born,therefore Part 6's events not happening. Part 1-5 still happened.
People don’t understand that according to guidebooks Dio still has his vampiric abilities in stardust crusaders, while Alucard can’t have his full kit with shrodinger or he would cease to exist hence him losing the battle immediately
"What do you even do if you're a citizen in this city bruh?" Simple question. If its JoJo. Stay the hell away from anything exciting and pray they dont fight in your house. If its Hellsing just give up. You aint safe if youre a baby cause Kohta Hirano doesnt gove a fuck about your age versus showing the barbaric horror of war and attrocities be it man or monster. You're going on a "remember me" shirt whether you were in Alucards way or one of two armies between the catholic crusaders and the literal nazi vampires waged war with a leave nothing policy on the banquet. At least in JoJo you got a chance one of the Joestars will save your ass if they can when you're in the vicinity. If its Hellsing theres no hope.
@@EVYKYAMIR DIO Over-Heaven has really OP reality warping, since he also scales above FV who has basically infinite lives, and managed to counter GER even tho his passive is able to reset your actions back to zero (reversing time back to when you didnt hit GER/Giorno)
people out here glazing alucard and saying "yeah he's omnipresent" like he could... do anything to dio, still? like if we gonna give omnipresence to alucard, make dio his heaven ascended state then, just sayin'
You can't mess with Hellsing fans, they never actually watched the show. Schrodinger alucard is nothing special lol. Any sort of mind control or soul manipulation takes out Schrodinger.
It’s kinda useless because alucard can heal and even if he dies he would just come back because he have 3 million life’s, and if we get his new version it’s get worse because he’s literally omnipresent
@@guimassashi there’s a large gap between light speed and hypersonic not even including time stop. Dio can definitely one shot Alucard 3 million times. Even if the sun comes up he’ll just leave for the day and Alucard can’t do shit since The World has an effective range of 10 meters and also moves at light speed
Here's the biggest problem they nerfed alucard he can only be harmed by holy weapons of the Christian faith, because he was a Christian pre vamp king also they only harm him they can't kill him, oh and level 0 doesn't not infact slow his regen or make him moral, the only way to kill alucard is if he believes the human trying is worthy that's why Anderson who had given up his humanity to beat him still lost and yea if a holy embodiment of the Christian gods will can't kill him on level 0 by piercing his heart and lighting him on holy fire, he physically instantly recovered from this so yea, how dio won was bullshit they simply played favorites all I've stated is on the official wiki for hellsing
dio is so damn cold bro as long as you can stop time, spam it, and it gets longer by every use, AND you have lazer eyes, AND you can freeze people, AND you can teleport its pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to lose
One of the worst Alucard didn't used all he is capable of while dio did. And dio have no way to get rid of 3 fucking million lives, Alucard would have killed him way before or sun would have just rise up way before too
@@Tsukuyomi5937alucard has now way to touch dio. Dio is massively faster than light and alucard doesnt even come close to that, dio also has better ap and can literally stop time
@@Mari_capal0t DIO IS NOT FUCKING GOING AS FAST AS LIGHT HIS FIST YES BUT HE DOSEN'T TRAVEL TO LIGHT SPEED, IF SO JOTARO SHOULD HAVE AT SOME POINT MATCHED MADE IN HEAVEN SPEED WICH HE NEVER DID STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS SHIT GOD HOW MANY OF YOU ARE OUT THERE. And if you want smt trully untouchable if we take Alucard real strongest form it would be his schrodinger form wich make him omnipresent and so unkillable for the like of dio
@@Mari_capal0tallucard can literally just stand there until the sun rise , he wouldn’t never use his 3 million souls army only in one man , and it gets even worse if we put the new alucard which it’s literally omnipresent
I think it’s important to mention that the idea that Alucard using souls as extra lives is a fan theory and has been contradicted several times in the manga, and thus debunked. If anyone provides an argument, I can provide a clarification and rebuttal. His true weakness is to destroy his heart with a holy weapon, regardless if he has souls or not abiding inside him.
5:28 yes DIO did in fact spawn a literal steam roller to attempt to defeat someone. Also I do t know if you saw this yet but he can shoot lasers out of his eyes too no joke also he can fly while time is stopped.
The thing is what dio does by sucking blood by the fingers was the original idea for vampires to suck blood but it got changed over time it slowly started to be the mouth
They completely forgot that alucards gun shoot holy bullets, and if he would’ve landed a hit on Dio , he would return to Ash and it takes more than hitting alucard in the heart to kill him. It literally says they are 10 steps to kill him before he dies. On top of that alucard can wait till the sun comes out to kill him
Whta makes me mad is that they based alucard off of 1 series with 1 season when there's more but dio somehow has abilities from part 1 and 2 when he lost them after that part
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Calmest brawl in London:
"Oi why you disrespecting me bruv?"
My mistake original gangster
No, this can not be forgiven, now empty the compartments of your pantaloons ☕️
For what purpose?
And discard of your footwear aswell,
Jjba characters are so fricking fast they bouta have a entire monologue in a 3 second time span while also being able to beat the shit out of anyone
sounds about right
Fun fact, silver chariot with armor has MFTL scaling fir his speed and jotaro kept even with a no armor double anubis boosted silver chariot and the world is aprox 3x faster and stronger than star platinum and with joseph blood consumed if i remember right its 5x stronger and faster than star platinum
Nerfed jotaro had a whole dialogue had time to remember memmories along the way and still beat the shit outta kira while his time stop only lasted 5 seconds😂
The funny thing is both of them are british
Actually Alucard is Romanian 🤓☝️
DIO's last name is Italian though.
@@ChaosIncarnate-o5xNah it's song reference
@@SprayCannon. I meant his first name, mis-type.
Though that too is a reference.
@@ChaosIncarnate-o5x His first name is Dio
Vampiric Uncle Ruckus, that is the funniest shit I will ever hear.
Accurate too
Hated a bloodline brainwashed a priest without the flesh bud and then successfully restarted everything on puccis behalf
First time hoodydude has paused less then 3 times, and has actually enjoyed a good deathbattle without getting pissed 😂
they fr put some random generational hater against a vampire god and HE WON
Dio isn’t just a generational hater though, he is literally THE generational hater. This man literally went out of his way to hunt down the Joestar Bloodline.
@@ZonaiHero-ul5nm Bro became a head, didn't let that stop him, died, didn't let *that* stop him, and literally had the entire universe reset just because he wanted all that Joestar smoke. Dio is on a whole other level.
@@kazanshin4108 and his other version of himself is also a hater
Dio ain't doin' nuttin' to Schrodinger Alucard unless some stand shit can mess with his soul, but Dio's stats absolutely stomps Alucard. So 3 million soul version losing is fine.
@@jackaboynaylor9273in Jo Jo’s stands ARE the soul so I’d assume he could?
As a Brit, This battle was a win-win in my book. Both characters are British, both are insanely badass and both are iconic.
Um, actually he's not British (alucard) ☝️
@@kieranmcginley1262counter point, the persona/entity of Alucard has been living in Britain since the 1930's, which is more than long enough for him to be considered British
He sadly can't spawn Steam Rollers
a lot of people argued that dio should have lost.;
but to be fair. dio moves faster than fucking light due to scaling off of jotaro.
also he fucking stops time.
Even then, Alucard technically should have access to his full kit since at the end of the anime he killed all the souls inside of him to come back from being erased. Also Alucard had way more abilities like mind control and mind control immunity that could have given him a win.
and why in the nine circles would alucad use all of his soul reserves just to flood the city? in army battles it makes sense, he gains more souls than he loses, but in a one on one? thats just fucking stupid. he could literally just sit around and wait until the sun came up with dio killing him the whole time and STILL live.
@@nickieBurkeit’s a death battle
@@randomyoutuber2633 i dont recall any confirmation on mind control immunity. i do agree that dio hypnosis wouldnt work. but if he time stops then forces a flesh bud in his head. then i think he might control alucard. hell. may not even need to time stop. alucard normally just stands there and takes hits.
another thing to note of the death battle. is that this is a stronger dio than what is seen in stardust crusaders. season 1 dio is faster and physically stronger than dio with a stand. because that version with a stand hasnt fully made josephs body his own. hence why he didnt use his temperature manipulation against stardust crusaders. so this version in the death battle using those powers means its a dio that has fully assimilated the body.
@AliceIzuragi6291 They brought it up in one in the black boxes in this Death Battle I think. My problem is that Alucard wouldn't use Level 0 and that they didn't give Alucard everything but gave Dio everything which doesn't make sense. Dio couldn't use his vampirism abilities in part 3. Dio shouldn't have been able to heal from that gunshot since that gun stops all healing, not just unholy creatures(it worked on Anderson after all). I don't think a flesh bud would work since Alucard's blood is just just shadows so he probably can just reshape himself or something like that.
And lets not forgot the most important thing here, ALUCARD CANT SEE DIOS STAND, HES BASICALLY GETTING HIT BY NOTHING AND HE AINT GONNA ATTACK SOMETHING HE CANT SEE NOE CAN HE?
Okay?
@@waitnevermind5471 the hell was talking to you💀
@@user-we3jx3dm1j Wow, so scary, you commented on a public comment section and got angry someone responded
@@waitnevermind5471 u didn't have to comment back now did u? And I was specifically talking to the reactor of the vid,
@@user-we3jx3dm1j "Let's not forget", and I chose to respond because I wanted to
Yo this vampire fight is fire af
Yo, lunacy
Bait used to be- HOLY SHIT IS THAT THE BLACK SILENCE!?!?!
That ''WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY'' at the end was cold.
I hope this man actually does watch Helsing. He realizes there’s an uncensored in a censored version.
Im surprised Dio wasn't wablering the entire fight
He just with that to joestars
10:03 real Jojo fans know what dio would do with this information. I feel like dio would dodge all of alucards attacks just to mentally crush alucard
He can’t really 💀 alucard is more criminal and worse than him
Nah, DIO's pettiness isnt really enough to mentally crush Alucard lmao
@@Vaihly "Yous a b*tch AND you can't touch me!" I hear his accent now.
@@kingboo7613HE CAN, but not his normal form EASILY.
you should watch homelander vs avengers or else you wont be safe in public restrooms
🤨
Double team em..
They forgot to add the fact that Dio was filled with so much hate his hate transcended time and space just to follow joestars into another universe. How much hate do you gotta have to have an alternate universe of you that hates your ops 😭, shit doesn’t even end at 1 alternate universe but 2.
Bro really following in the footsteps of the historical hater Reverse Flash lmfao
Dio: Aye you disrespecting me bruv?
Alucard: My apologies original gangster
6:03 nah, pucci didn't win. He succeeded temporarily, but due to shenanigans, a lone survivor of the universe reset was able to kill him, un doing it, but creating an entire new timeline in the process, a world without dio's influence.
(Not be confused with the next parts alternate universe, which the author just went about making because the original universe's narrative has essentially ended)
jojo fans try not to spoil the entire series for 5 seconds challenge
I think its hilarious pucci KNEW emporio was fated to beat him but still tried to throw hands before his plan was complete
@@NectarNapper pretty sure emporio was fated to lose hence the confidence from pucci, but emporio made pucci accidentally change his fate by inserting the stand disc (its why they made such a big point about pucci being the one to push it in)
@@NectarNapper Not a world wituout Dio's influence,but a world where Pucci wasn't born,therefore Part 6's events not happening. Part 1-5 still happened.
Pucci won bruh he literally completed his whole objective which was to finish DIO's goal
People don’t understand that according to guidebooks Dio still has his vampiric abilities in stardust crusaders, while Alucard can’t have his full kit with shrodinger or he would cease to exist hence him losing the battle immediately
It hurts to see my Glorious vampire King get cooked 😭
dio won tho?
@@monochromaticsouls7951 Allucas is the vampire king as dio said in the video but dio said he was the vampire GOD
nah this is rigged they didn’t even include the fact that alucard is omni-present otherwise this entire fight would have been completely one sided
@@Abdullah-qb9lrThey....brought that up as a possibility in the whole conclusion.
@@saltygibus5746 oh..cool I didn’t see the full last segment
"What do you even do if you're a citizen in this city bruh?"
Simple question. If its JoJo. Stay the hell away from anything exciting and pray they dont fight in your house. If its Hellsing just give up. You aint safe if youre a baby cause Kohta Hirano doesnt gove a fuck about your age versus showing the barbaric horror of war and attrocities be it man or monster. You're going on a "remember me" shirt whether you were in Alucards way or one of two armies between the catholic crusaders and the literal nazi vampires waged war with a leave nothing policy on the banquet.
At least in JoJo you got a chance one of the Joestars will save your ass if they can when you're in the vicinity. If its Hellsing theres no hope.
How does bro manage to always pick the person who loses the fight
Lol
Dio is the reason the main JJBA timeline is FRIED. Bro had his glazer resetting the universe 2 times 😭
Bro if they did the non canon, Dio with The world over heaven, it wouldn’t even be a challenge cause he just gets hacks
3:48 Funny thing about DIO going to heaven is that he technically does
im waiting until hes gonna find out who dio over heaven is 💀💀💀💀💀💀
DIO OH is non canon but he'd wipe the floor with Alucard
@@VaihlyAlucard is actually destroying dio
@@EVYKYAMIR DIO Over-Heaven has really OP reality warping, since he also scales above FV who has basically infinite lives, and managed to counter GER even tho his passive is able to reset your actions back to zero (reversing time back to when you didnt hit GER/Giorno)
@@EVYKYAMIR Alucard destroys Part 3 DIO though
@@Vaihly none of that would matter since alucard just scales on a higher dimensionality then dio oh
people out here glazing alucard and saying "yeah he's omnipresent" like he could... do anything to dio, still?
like if we gonna give omnipresence to alucard, make dio his heaven ascended state then, just sayin'
You can't mess with Hellsing fans, they never actually watched the show.
Schrodinger alucard is nothing special lol. Any sort of mind control or soul manipulation takes out Schrodinger.
Or LN dio
@@r-wh2uboverkill ln dip is litteraly the author atp
5:13 that commercial’s title matches so well with the amount of gay energy DIO has.
10:13 "... THAT'S A BOY?!"
The ability to manipulate time is fking broken bruh
Alucard has a shit ton to offer though.
It’s kinda useless because alucard can heal and even if he dies he would just come back because he have 3 million life’s, and if we get his new version it’s get worse because he’s literally omnipresent
@@guimassashi there’s a large gap between light speed and hypersonic not even including time stop. Dio can definitely one shot Alucard 3 million times. Even if the sun comes up he’ll just leave for the day and Alucard can’t do shit since The World has an effective range of 10 meters and also moves at light speed
@@TheUncivilizedNationit punch’s at the speed of light not move
Here's the biggest problem they nerfed alucard he can only be harmed by holy weapons of the Christian faith, because he was a Christian pre vamp king also they only harm him they can't kill him, oh and level 0 doesn't not infact slow his regen or make him moral, the only way to kill alucard is if he believes the human trying is worthy that's why Anderson who had given up his humanity to beat him still lost and yea if a holy embodiment of the Christian gods will can't kill him on level 0 by piercing his heart and lighting him on holy fire, he physically instantly recovered from this so yea, how dio won was bullshit they simply played favorites all I've stated is on the official wiki for hellsing
Kwame Brown out here catchin strays xdd 1:18
wait till bro finds out dio is british too
i can't even say glazing or hating with this one
There's no one in london, alucard in the anime literally eats the entirety of london
5:08 BRO THE AD
perfect
WOU drinking tea seeing 2 weird looking vampires fighting
15:22 "at the PAWK" 🤣🤣🤣
The yapp is immaculate🙏🏾😭
Wwwww fight,best vampire fight ever
3:48
…..So whos gonna tell him
DİD HE ACTUALLY?
"That's a Boy?" -Hoodydude 2024
7:36 he just needs to sniff your hand ahh dog💀💀💀
*dogs named princess
This dude keep switching side bruh i cant😭
You need to react to death battles, Thanos vs Darkseid
You thought that Alucard was going to win? But it was I, DIO!
"Oh I thought this Dio guy was a prankster."
The Lore:
dio is so damn cold bro as long as you can stop time, spam it, and it gets longer by every use, AND you have lazer eyes, AND you can freeze people, AND you can teleport its pretty much IMPOSSIBLE to lose
7:54 the reason he said "That makes you dog food" is because he fought someone who said he was the anglican churches dog
17:35 Damn, even the stand grinning.
makes sense bc dio was rlly feeling himself
dio is technically british aswell
Hellsing is still to this day my favourite anime.
That blood pool got the world astonished😂
This is my favorite death battle
*W H A T . . .*
One of the worst Alucard didn't used all he is capable of while dio did. And dio have no way to get rid of 3 fucking million lives, Alucard would have killed him way before or sun would have just rise up way before too
@@Tsukuyomi5937alucard has now way to touch dio. Dio is massively faster than light and alucard doesnt even come close to that, dio also has better ap and can literally stop time
@@Mari_capal0t DIO IS NOT FUCKING GOING AS FAST AS LIGHT HIS FIST YES BUT HE DOSEN'T TRAVEL TO LIGHT SPEED, IF SO JOTARO SHOULD HAVE AT SOME POINT MATCHED MADE IN HEAVEN SPEED WICH HE NEVER DID STOP FUCKING SAYING THIS SHIT GOD HOW MANY OF YOU ARE OUT THERE. And if you want smt trully untouchable if we take Alucard real strongest form it would be his schrodinger form wich make him omnipresent and so unkillable for the like of dio
@@Mari_capal0tallucard can literally just stand there until the sun rise , he wouldn’t never use his 3 million souls army only in one man , and it gets even worse if we put the new alucard which it’s literally omnipresent
Ngl this was kinda heat.
Dio didn’t spawn a road roller he paused time flew all the way to a construction site and came back and slammed jojo
THATS MY FUCKING GOAT DIO “WRRRRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY”
Well Alucard can be wild he would never let his enemies take out his own heart not by the slightest
And Death battle rigs the game since Alucard Hellsing seen God in the flesh
It’s ironic how kars solos both of them💀
@Hoodydude kars is also crazy op. Now that I think Abt it everyone in Jjba is just cracked
I think it’s important to mention that the idea that Alucard using souls as extra lives is a fan theory and has been contradicted several times in the manga, and thus debunked. If anyone provides an argument, I can provide a clarification and rebuttal. His true weakness is to destroy his heart with a holy weapon, regardless if he has souls or not abiding inside him.
now imagine if alucard had a stand and Dio had some vampiric powers from the Hellsing verse
Vampire king got cooked by a frankistine
Love that alucard in this has the same voice as tfs cell.
“ALUCARD! Go for a walk.”
5:28 yes DIO did in fact spawn a literal steam roller to attempt to defeat someone. Also I do t know if you saw this yet but he can shoot lasers out of his eyes too no joke also he can fly while time is stopped.
Hoodydude just like me fr😮💨
3:50 wait til you see the jjba:eyes of heaven final boss
dio actually went to heaven
I choose the bear💀
If you’re watching hellsing I’d recommend watching the tfs fandub as well, the voice actor for alucard here played him there too
Wellcome to the UK
Am I schizophrenic or is the beginning called sigma meal, skibidi slicers.
bro saying he's watching hellsing
HUGE W
you funny as heck dude imma sub
ngl dio lost to plot armor (in jojo)
deadass watch hellsing abridged (it gets better as it goes on)
I remember when this first released and it tore the power scaler community apart 💀
7:45
I think its from abridged version ( yes same dragon ball abridged from team four starts)
Wait till bro sees the parallel universe antagonist/protagonist
DIO is also British
You should watch the abridged version
The thing is what dio does by sucking blood by the fingers was the original idea for vampires to suck blood but it got changed over time it slowly started to be the mouth
Cant even get mad at who wins there both cold
Realistically dio would've or might've ended the fight right as it started IF he was feeling nice
Ofc the god of vampires come out on top
donut maker
What is that heavenly intro music
Dio when no yapping 💀
dio can also fly
The fucking bear joke hit me like a steam roller
Alucard still has aura thooo
They completely forgot that alucards gun shoot holy bullets, and if he would’ve landed a hit on Dio , he would return to Ash and it takes more than hitting alucard in the heart to kill him. It literally says they are 10 steps to kill him before he dies. On top of that alucard can wait till the sun comes out to kill him
You think of trying Jotaro Kujo vs Kenshiro, Guts vs Dimitri, or Balrog vs TJ Combo?
You should react to Ironman vs lex luther
dio is brittish aswell 😭 😭
Whta makes me mad is that they based alucard off of 1 series with 1 season when there's more but dio somehow has abilities from part 1 and 2 when he lost them after that part
7:19 the No-life King?? Deepwoken reference?!?!!!
6:37 oh no
DIO MY GOAT 🗣️🔥