You turn away from the screen for one second and find Brandon has burned half the kitchen, Alexa is singing opera, Kelly is covered in purple paint and Brandon is sitting in a pool of glitter singing jear desus surrounded by tarantulas.
I just kept laughing because he kept talking to the rats LOL every time I heard a squeak I died. Then when he said oh now you’re quiet? I nearly wet my pants😂
My first dose of Brandon Farris was the eating a Zebra Tarantula video. It was a good hard laugh when I desperately needed one. Been hooked ever since. 😁
"with your tiny little cheeks and fingers, apply a brown brush to your face until you have a clear and shiny appearance without compromising integrity."........really google translate? really?!
"is that the one with the alcohol?" She drunkenly said. "Nnnu-ep." "so im starting to worry..." (This made me die of laughter) Some asked for the timestamp 0:23 - 0:30
When Brandon said "you better pick that up before the rats get to it (2:56)" I had dropped a piece of my tortilla chip and I thought he was directly talkin to ME! I snatched it off my table and ate it right away LOL.
Is it just me or who else could see the stains of when brandon and his sister tried making fireworks in the kitchen and exploded all of the floor and cupboards lol
I’ve been TH-cam’ing so much and just came across this dude. Now I must binge watch all of him. Need it! Laughing till I cry and can’t breath. Thank you Sir.
"I'd taste but I don't drink...coffee" Brandon Farris 2021 "Best part of waking up is drinking till your drunk" Brandon Farris 2021 Edit: y'all are to nice
we need a "google translate cleans my kitchen sometime. not after one of these, because it will probably mess up his kitchen even more, nut in general next time he cleans the kitchen: Google Translate.
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You turn away from the screen for one second and find Brandon has burned half the kitchen, Alexa is singing opera, Kelly is covered in purple paint and Brandon is sitting in a pool of glitter singing jear desus surrounded by tarantulas.
I- wow that.. would be hilarious lol
Lol
Oh my- what?
lmaooooo
why do i feel like that is actually gonna happen
Brandon is gonna be immune to any sickness at this point with what he’s eaten lol
ironic that you say that because in his last few videos he said he had no taste
@@Bimgus9 naw, he's just evolving
@@sandiseferp352 just backwards. 😂
He has eaten hand cream and air freshener he also poured hot milk on his hands
Covid will need a vaccine for him
can we take a moment that he literally shaped an entire “peach” out of butter! And it still looks good! This man got some talent
I wish that was the butter sculpture they presented at the fair every year
True
@nanda kumar what a fail... maybe fix the typo in your bots link
Yes he is a man of all skills
1:00
I like how he is dirty minded but keeps it appropriate
@Super Spy Ninja Nadia hey
Lol
@@paightonvizeau2634 lol
@@schaihobbs6259 hi
@@paightonvizeau2634 hi
I have never seen someone recover from a broken leg in 3 seconds
Literally lol
It was not real that he broke his leg
@@kayleerees8557 r/wooosh
@@kayleerees8557 no cap Sherlock
@CARLIE KUAMO'O dude Ik f u srry thou do can fight I’m a girl so stop I can fight ok 👌
Google translate is so tired of him that it's starting to body shame him
🤣🤣🤣
🖐🏻🤣
“Soft and happy? Sounds like an oxymoron to me” needs to be on a shirt
Does that mean what I think it means ...😳
I had to pause and let my brain process the fact that he actually made that joke
Soft and happy is possible, depending on who you are. Soft, 💦, and happy. 😉
Another one "YOUR GONNA DO GREAT!"WE NEED THAT SO MUCH!
Yes
my favorite thing about him is, he doesn't clickbait. he literately made a butt out of butter
"Butt"er
I am a child
@@tryntip8497 I agree with you
*peach*
“The best part of waking up, is drinking till you’re drunk” I WAS DYING 😂😭😂
@Audrey Hendricks It was the perfect counterpart 😂
me too😂😭
What my dad used to say before he left
That needs to be a GIF 🤣😭🤣
I just kept laughing because he kept talking to the rats LOL every time I heard a squeak I died. Then when he said oh now you’re quiet? I nearly wet my pants😂
Moment of silence for the people where this is the first video they’ve ever seen of Brandon.
My first was the Thanksgiving dinner video
@@Bob-hb9cf bro. Same.
My first dose of Brandon Farris was the eating a Zebra Tarantula video. It was a good hard laugh when I desperately needed one. Been hooked ever since. 😁
My first was a Google translate but i can't remember which one.
Lol the one above u says 7 hours
“And she drunkenly says nnnnuep”
-Brandon Farris 2021
Brandon/DrunkGloria - 2021
Im your 401th like...
“The guy who got the cake isn’t ok” I’m dying 😂
7:04
He is not Rong
@@alone_tc1385 *wrong
“If this is your first time, welcome back.”
Me when I introduce my friends to my house to play Nintendo Switch
totally
Sup
Your username
‘it’s one of those liquid cakes and we call them soups”
-Brandon Farris 2021 8:15
Lol
@@dimple6479 bot
"with your tiny little cheeks and fingers, apply a brown brush to your face until you have a clear and shiny appearance without compromising integrity."........really google translate? really?!
they were trying to keep him from doing blackface. or i guess in this case brownface
@@toxxicx haha!
Anyone else translate that to bukakke?
It's midnight and I'm trying so hard to not laugh. But uncontrolled wheeze keeps escaping my mouth. I can't-
I’m in a hotel with all of my family in the same room
I'm at a really boring wedding.....
Let's just say my new nickname is neighborhood crackhead😅
"soft and happy..that sounds like an oxymoron to me.."
Literally the best dirt joke I've heard in this year
@CAMILA GARCIA uhhhhh
Are we going to ignore how good of a butter sculpture that was
Butter? I hardly know 'er
It is a very good butt-er sculpture
I've rarely seen a better butter butt... peach.
With the way he tortures his kitchen, I wouldn't be shocked if his kitchen had PTSD
The kitchen sees Brandon walk in with the camera and the kitchen is like “oh God no, not again not again!”
Might have read “kitchen” as “children”. Don’t even ask 😐
"and she drunkenly says 'yep 🥴' so I'm starting to worry"
I never thought I'd see a romantic date with an oven.
But ya did don’t complain 😂
Anythings possible here
Neither did I but here we are
Brandon: “And the placenta king arose,” the placenta what now?” Lol 😂
We know Karen in training
No Brandon, seriously. Put “how to clean a kitchen” instructions through Google translate.
OMG YES
Totally agreed
BRILLIANT
YASSSSSSSSSS
Someone try and tag him if possible
This is the most accurate this have ever been
In the words of my favorite Cincinnati news anchor: “Violently blend like you’re ashamed of your face”
Bob!!!! I love him!!
I subscribe and liked
On The first second of the video and it's already pure gold
"I can't believe it's not butt cheeks!" 😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao
I can imagine Brandon just every morning coming into the kitchen and wiping a piece of bread booty butter cheek to make toast
love the pfp x :D
"is that the one with the alcohol?"
She drunkenly said.
"Nnnu-ep."
"so im starting to worry..." (This made me die of laughter)
Some asked for the timestamp 0:23 - 0:30
ok
Time stamp?
@@Delirium007 0:23
when i come down stairs after crying about something that happened four years ago 9:45
I paused the vid at this exact time to scroll through the comments.
“The guy who got the cake” in case u wanted to know where the belly laugh was . 😂🤣😂
And the 'butt'-er... gotta love him!
Lol love that cake part
When Brandon said "you better pick that up before the rats get to it (2:56)" I had dropped a piece of my tortilla chip and I thought he was directly talkin to ME! I snatched it off my table and ate it right away LOL.
He regrets all life decisions when he put the cake in his mouth
"Babe, I made you a cake!" What is it? "Alcohol. I made you alcohol."
With bean
OMG 😂 yes that's my favourite part
It wouldn't be a Brandon Farris video without a pink drink.
Pretty sure that’s the only thing he drinks
@@therealdoge8294 it's in his blood
@@therealdoge8294 pink drink and coffee
@@GraysonQuickBuilds hunni it is his blood 😂
I'm having flashbacks of when I still lived at home with my parents. "Amanda, Amanda, Amanda"
I used to get called Amanda because people didn't know how my name was pronounced because of the y
Same!My name is Amanda I got so scared for some reason
I'm here with yous 🤣
" He is wise"
"He is also making up words"
Ikr
Lmao
I love the fact that he went on a date with his OVEN AGAIN
Omg thanks for all the likes! May god bless you all 💕
Is that what it was?? 😂
@@Katiescarlet18 yep XD
Brandon is the only guy on the planet who could use plain flour as a bronzer.
That butter butt was actually so well made I had my mouth open for too long and a bug flew out of it
I feel so sorry for his kitchen...and room... and house-
omg im not the only dsmp fan that watches brandon
And his neighbors
And his cleaner
@@mars6023 omg neither
@@jordannewagner3030 he doesn't have a cleaner he is the one cleaning
I love it when he said, “best part of waking up is drinking till you’re drunk” 😂 3:53
Izuku what are you doing here?!
@@er1c.dr4v3n I dunno 😅
@@Yourmother-wq6ee Ok
Midorya?!?
@@kirishimaeijiro3287 hey denki!
I am italian and this Is exactly how we make tiramisù
Even with falling over
Verissimo
Brandon “and she was like”
Me “hahaha”
No one gonna talk about how it sounded like he said “ oh fuck it “ when he took a bite of the cake and spit it back out?!
I HEARD THAT TOO BUT I THOUGHT THAT I WAS GOING INSANE SJFJJS
No bucket
𝐓𝐎𝐃𝐎𝐑𝐎𝐊𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈𝐈
turn captions on he wrote them himself to see what he said he said okay though
He said "ok" i turned on captions lol i heard that too
Me: *seeing the thumbnail and title*
"Well this should be good!" 😂
The first “Amanda” scared the crap out of me 😂 Thanks for including me in this one, buddy!
Same xD
😊😊😉😉
😂
“And the placenta king arose”
I NEED that on my gravestone
We can all appreciate how well sculpted the butter buns were 👌
Is it just me or who else could see the stains of when brandon and his sister tried making fireworks in the kitchen and exploded all of the floor and cupboards lol
“Get your mind out of the crack! The gutter... the gutter”
-Brandon 2021212
We have ears.
@@dapperwolf465 Parties*
@@dapperwolf465 You make good animations.
What is going on?
@@se7en427 why would that be capitalized
I’ve been TH-cam’ing so much and just came across this dude. Now I must binge watch all of him. Need it! Laughing till I cry and can’t breath.
Thank you Sir.
"I'd taste but I don't drink...coffee" Brandon Farris 2021
"Best part of waking up is drinking till your drunk" Brandon Farris 2021
Edit: y'all are to nice
brandon: is there anything in here?
*proceeds to poke himself in the eye with mascara*
brandon: ÆŒAÚ
*squeek*
*Squeaky Brandon~*
It was another rat 😳
LMFAO
Brandon just makes my day no matter how bad it is it will always get better when I watch his old or new videos ❤️❤️❤️🙏🏽🙏🏽🙏🏽
7:23 " the placenta what now?" ~ Brandon Farris
Me just staring at the black smudge on his eye waiting for him to clean that up 👁👄👁
Me too 😭🙌
🌑👄🌑
How dare you point that out now I can’t stop looking at it
@@theblob8842 lmaoo sorry dude
Imagine his gf comes in the kitchen at 8:51 I would DIE lol it’s the butter butt sculpture that makes me die 😂🤣
can we appreciate how amazing and funny his editing is?
Yes! His new editor is killing it! 🙌🏼
6:40 When he turned around with the *butt*er (buttertocks?) I completely lost it
Edit: “Get your mind out of the crack” made me lose it even worse
"THE BEST PART OF WAKING UP IS- .. DRINKIN TILL UR DRUNK-"
-Brandon Farris 2021
we need a "google translate cleans my kitchen sometime. not after one of these, because it will probably mess up his kitchen even more, nut in general next time he cleans the kitchen: Google Translate.
nahh after one of his other google translate videos seems like a great idea
"
Nut in general lol
You editor has really stepped up their game! Aiden, was it? Gold star for Aiden!
Aiden!!!!! Yahz!
1:43 the little smile he does here gets me every single time 😂
Anyone be having a break down or sum then watch his videos to smile again...
Yup I’ve been binge watching his videos all day
Me too
Didnt see that coming...but yeah. Exactly
Can we just appreciate how good he is at cleaning. At the beginning of these videos his kitchen is always spotless and he has made some bad messes.
@Mandy Howard I had NO IDEA that this existed!!! tysm
The feet noises
“Did you hear that rat” 🐀😭😭😭😭☠️☠️
Edit: why does it say i have 270 likes wtff hdjsjsjsjjs
EDIT 2: 434 LIKES WTF TYY
**squeek**
I know right? I always hate those hundred of rats in the mall man they everywhere and people just ignoring them.
l e g n o i s e s
@Umaru chan ik dumbass😐
@@acupofyeast7839 yes👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽
Brandon HAS to be the funniest guy I have seen XD
Olo
CLEANING THE KITCHEN USING GOOGLE TRANSLATION GOOD IDEA BRANDON
He's like what would happen if instead of a butterfly, anxiety, emerged from a cocoon .
Why does this represent amajiki tho
No ones gonna say anything about the eyes on the fridge
Eyes... on the- fridge?
What-
@@livingonneptune4109 😂😂😂
@@jadejacks5896 where was it
And boi *when*
@@livingonneptune4109 on the side of the fridge at the bottom scroll thru the vid and just keep ur eyes on the fridge and the eyes 👀🤣
I’m stuck in my room sick with Covid so thank you for making such entertaining videos
We all gonna ignore how he fell in the first scene 😭✋🏽
"Do you mind if I call you da.. man?"
Please ONLY call me da man from now on
Me few seconds into video **sees something funny**
**instantly likes video**
**sees more hilarious jokes**
“I need more like buttons”
HELP I LOOKED AWAY THE EXAKT MOMENT BEFORE HE SAID “hey, look at me”
We not gonna talk about the fact that Brandon made an entire butter but- peach just for us.
My dog was just put down and this has been the only thing to cheer me up thank you Brandon
i’m so sorry to hear that🥺 much love to you and your family 💕
@@bigmoneylaii thank you it’s hard but we are getting through
Sorry for your loss. Hope you can relive some of your memories together 💝
Are we going to act like he didn't just say "no, FUCK IT" almost at the very end 😲😲😲🤣🤣🤣
YESS
“i don’t drink,coffee “gag”
-Brandon Farris 2021 (again idk what time)
“The best part of waking up, is drinking till you’re drunk” ~ Brandon Farris 2021😂😂😂
I sang that in my head in the exact voice as the original ad.
Oh we’re getting editor requests in the vids now BRANDONS RISING IN THE COMMUNITY
He adds to the comedy so much! I should have gotten an editor years ago!
Imbrandonfarris man either way you and Gloria did great! It was always funny 😆
Brandon edits his videos better..cuz their his chaotic thoughts....I'm thinking of unsubscribing....😭
canadian albertan dang the shade
I CANNOT STOP LAUGHING AT THE FIRST CLIP-
Brandon+unicycle= laughing people
🏃
Me either🤣
“The best part of wakin up, is drinkin till your drunk.”
Me:🤣🤣🤣
Brandon you are helping me through a lot right now so, thank you, you actually make me happy
WHEN HE LITERALLY HOCKED A LOOGIE AFTER LICKING THE MIXER LMFAOOO AHAHAHA
FUCKING D I E D LMAO
Walmart needs to start sponsoring these videos! 😂
“oh!:) want else you got in there?”, “i’ve never felt more self-conscious of my self”
-Brandon Farris 2021 (idk what time)
" electric ugly "
" Beat the cream with 2 tablespoons of the neck " I died
Am I the only one who always laughs at his “head roll” he does when the food is gross
Yeah
Ok-
Not the only one...
Nope! Not the only one!
I do too. I love that. His wholesome humor is awesome!
This guy just Makes me Smile and Laugh every time!! Also I’m the first one here!!
No your not the first
First until U refresh
@@badass_cumber until *
No ur not
@DaRealBookworm I dislike the rude messages you send to other people!
"Soft AND happy? Sounds like an oxymoron to me" 😂😂 such a family friendly, but not family friendly joke I cant😂
The funny thing is, every video it seems like Brandon is trying to see how big he can make the mess each time. Lol.
The part where he tries to dump the mascara in the boll got me laughing lol
“ the best part of waking up is drinking till your drunk”.
Brandon Farris 2021 😂😂👏🏻
I dont even know how to say it but you make me happy, you are the serotonin that im missing when i run out of my favourite cereal, thank you.
You are already funny to begin with but you have a very good editor who can very well edit who just makes it funnier!
I agree! I feel like a good editor is what I’ve been missing for so long! 🙌🏽
Why is it every time I click on your thumbnail laughing at the image, I always see it in the video?
Brandon doesn't do clickbait. It's the ridiculous reality he resides in.
“Wow you look great,I’m flattered, your on fire-“
“Soft and happy sounds like an oxymoron” dirty birdy 😂😂😂