I’m a trans guy and my “friend” said some rly nasty stuff about lgbtq people so I slept with her brother it’s been almost 2 years and me and her brother are still going strong😍😍
My bf left me last week bc I jokingly told him that we couldn't be together if he didn't watch James Marriott and he said 'good, I was gonna break up w you soon anyway' 💀💀
James Marriott spitting pure facts once again. It's not cope, just straight up facts. Totally. 100% without a doubt. No cope to be seen here. No siree.
My ex-roommate and I had a big falling out and she decided to move in with a (now ex-) mutual friend. I told her she didn’t have to pay the rest of the rent until the lease was up, cuz I was honestly just done with it all. Then I learned aforementioned mutual friend said some _very_ mean things about me to my (now only) friend. So… I kicked up a fuss and the housing office ended up forcing her to pay me $1500 up-front for the last 4 months of rent. I do not feel even slightly bad about it.
Hye james! You put a smile on my face every time you upload, your such a naturally funny person and we all appreciate your effort to post and make us laugh! Keep doing you
@content_blackout They lit a branch on fire, and then started running around with it and than they were passing it while running around, and they gave it to me, and someone pushed me, so the stick fell on the grass, which started to burn, and my cousins just poured water and it stoped the fire, and then we moved on
On James last stream, me and my friend where both watching it, and texted each other while watching. We both burst out loud when a child got hit. Why are we like this?
My friend missed the stream and one of these confessions was mine so glad I can finally show them (yes im a james marriott viewer with friends ik it’s quite shocking)
Honestly, I gotta agree. A freight train can’t fit down a small hallway. It’s gonna break the walls and cause untold damage. A smaller train is better, cause it can fit.
Y'know when people say they're 'laughing crying, rolling on the floor' or some shit but they're just over exaggerating for the meme? Well yeah that's me after this video but im actually doing those things. My humor is dying lmao.
I eat layered candy layer by layer. On KitKats, I eat the chocolate on the sides and then the wafers. I do it on anything that is not cake. Sometimes I do it to cake. 😅
My class in school once almost poisoned a teacher, later that year we broke her neck and when she told us about it everyone laughed while she cried. She has now quit..
James: confess your sins
James when people comfess: WHY ARE YOU TELLING ME THIS?
comfess, spelt it wrong so might as well make it cumfess
lol
ikr
I mean he told them to confess and they comfessed and he wasn’t ready for that
I must confess I watch James Marriott unironically 😔
I too confess to this.
Your honor, I too am guilty 😭✋
May we repent our sins on this blessed Friday.
L
@@LostArtificerwe may, fellow viewer
James getting mad at the cat was everything this stream- it was submitted so many times
james marriott helped me get a 100 on my permit exam bc every time i saw "slow down" i underlined it just bc it was funny
Iconic
HELPP
im always surprised by james' reaction towards the confessions. like we're watching your channel james we're clearly not mentally well
It’s so true!!!!
you couldn’t waterboard some of these confessions out of me
WEVE JUST SEEN JAMES FALL OF A CHAIR. i repeat weve just seen james FALL OFF A CHAIR
Man down! I repeat man down! Weewoo weewoo 🚨
I’m a trans guy and my “friend” said some rly nasty stuff about lgbtq people so I slept with her brother it’s been almost 2 years and me and her brother are still going strong😍😍
That is the ultimate revenge
Slay
good
slay dude
That's some king shit!!! 🎉 Slay!
"I lost my virginity during confession stream" SIDE EYE BOMBASTIC SIDE EYE CRIMINAL OFFENSIVE SIDE EYE
James reminds me of a really old man who's just keeping up. But is still really angry at his viewers for being young
Pfft 🤣 now I can’t unsee that! But alright
God damnit, I took a sip of water right as he imitated the ugly cry 😭
My bf left me last week bc I jokingly told him that we couldn't be together if he didn't watch James Marriott and he said 'good, I was gonna break up w you soon anyway' 💀💀
:0 damn, that was harsh. James Marriott is pique comedy so it’s too bad he doesn’t have good taste.
James Marriott spitting pure facts once again. It's not cope, just straight up facts. Totally. 100% without a doubt. No cope to be seen here. No siree.
James: *falls off chair WHILE STILL IN IT*
Me: *laughing with a mouth full of cereal*
This thumbnail is amazing, the disgust on this man’s face as someone comes out to him. It’s thought provoking.
My ex-roommate and I had a big falling out and she decided to move in with a (now ex-) mutual friend. I told her she didn’t have to pay the rest of the rent until the lease was up, cuz I was honestly just done with it all.
Then I learned aforementioned mutual friend said some _very_ mean things about me to my (now only) friend. So… I kicked up a fuss and the housing office ended up forcing her to pay me $1500 up-front for the last 4 months of rent. I do not feel even slightly bad about it.
proud to say ive been here since his bob ross breakdown but not proud to say i witnessed the bob ross breakdown
Hye james! You put a smile on my face every time you upload, your such a naturally funny person and we all appreciate your effort to post and make us laugh! Keep doing you
My confession is that whenever I’m somewhat sad I watch James Marriott
“Often I find slicing peoples necks and I actually find comfort in that” same but with an axe bcs I imagine it to be easier
My confession is that i accidentally almost committed arson with my cousins, and I'll do it again if I have to.
In what situation-
@content_blackout
They lit a branch on fire, and then started running around with it and than they were passing it while running around, and they gave it to me, and someone pushed me, so the stick fell on the grass, which started to burn, and my cousins just poured water and it stoped the fire, and then we moved on
On James last stream, me and my friend where both watching it, and texted each other while watching. We both burst out loud when a child got hit. Why are we like this?
Every time James does this he seems to get more and more concerned for his audience.
Edit: And in turn, we get more concerned for him.
I watch James Marriot videos in 2x it's very funny he looks so animated
My friend missed the stream and one of these confessions was mine so glad I can finally show them (yes im a james marriott viewer with friends ik it’s quite shocking)
A.. a what? "Friend"?
@@sebdoyle6946 whats that?
which was urs?
kevin the cat is honestly a legend
Honestly, I gotta agree. A freight train can’t fit down a small hallway. It’s gonna break the walls and cause untold damage. A smaller train is better, cause it can fit.
when i have bad days i just rewatch my fav vids by james
i confess, my first kiss was my enemy because we were drunk
Slay
🤣 that’s hilarious! But also the most awkward thing I’ve read
enemies to lovers??
do you live in a fanfiction
@@deep_sea_creature99999 nah, they ended up sending a death threat letter to me and then they un-alived themselves like 4 months later
That ending gag really got me
I would confess my undying love to cheese
7:11 we found the one sane James Marriott viewer
Aged so well..
The beginning just tells me how good the video is going to be
the first 7 seconds of this video told me all i needed to know
Best intro to a video ever
I confess that i love James Marriott Live videos
My worst confession is that I watch James Marriott un-ironically
No your worst confession is that you're so unoriginal you decided to steal my comment 💀
Some of these confessions you couldn’t waterboard out of me lmaooo
That was the most flamboyant intro I have ever witnessed
i was watching this video with my sister in the room. She leaned over and said
"That guy sounds like a dick"
i dies lmao
this is the most I've ever laughed at a james video tysm
I put all of your songs into my playlist and I love your videos thank you for being a funny person
THE WAY HE DESCRIBED THE CRYING 😭
A new upload from my not-so comfort streamer
Grapes is my alarm for when I wake up and for taking my pills
I love my cat 🌚kevin>>>you
We know 😭
Justice for Kevin bro
That became a trainwreck.
7:10 that aged like fine wine
James Marriott is one of the only people keeping me alive rn
5:30 I have too and it crunched 😭😭
Let’s go new James uploadddd
Someone stepped on a dead bird. I punted a dead snake
I had to replay that first clip several times lmfao-
I think that someone likes kevin more than James
The eating the crust around piercings is something, it sure is something. That crust stuff is disgusting
2:30 that cut when he just breaths in at the end lmao
Love the shirt in the vid btw 👍
NEW JAMES VID LETS GOOO
THE THUMBNAIL??
James Marriott explains things beautifully.
I have WiFi, so now I can finally watch this
Appreciation for the hairline?????
*oh shit which one*
Y'know when people say they're 'laughing crying, rolling on the floor' or some shit but they're just over exaggerating for the meme? Well yeah that's me after this video but im actually doing those things. My humor is dying lmao.
I was crying and now im laughing
i love how im watching this and all i can think about is his shirt with all caps " DICKIES"
When i try to sexy cry, it looks like i need to take a shit so badly, that i am crying...
Is anyone gonna talk about his shirt?
guys can we have a bit of appreciaction for the fact that i saw him meow on stage-
Um ok…I don’t even know why he’d meow like a cat in public 🐱
James, you should react to Colby Brock edits, they’re a little crazy
"if you believe in souls"
Okay okay I'LL SAY IT
I DO NOT MIND YOKO ONO'S MUSIC!
I once stepped on an alive baby bat in my cousin’s bathroom. With my bare foot.
my friend said the James peaked in his bad boys era
1:15 LMAO HIS REACTION SUGFJWVDHD
Brother this video came out 3 hours ago for me, and I’ve never seen it, WHY DID IT START ME AT A MINUTE AND 21 SECONDS?????
My confession is, I don't know why I'm subscribed to this guy...
Yayyy James is backkk
not even 2 seconds in and imm already dying
I CAN'T BREATHE I'M LAUGHING SO HARD
"Cmon babe james marriot is streaming"
I confess I clicked on this vid
Just to watch James hit the griddy
This stream was fuckin hilarious
I have never net someone that did not have a crush on Wilbur Soot. What's it like?
No idea can’t relate~
im never going to a train station ever again
Butter
I'm not even ATTRACTED to Wilbur Soot 🤯🤯🤯 where's my Oscar
Im crying😭
I didn’t know you where live ahhhh
Just got hit by a car but can’t stop the jack manifold gri- OH WAIT WRONG VIDEO 😅
Me, female/11 told my mother genloss is for kids. I am in trouble 😊
As in the ranboo horror series? If so then yikes 😬 it’s one of my favorite horror series
Forgive us father
James the thumbnail is not giving the thing you think it is
"not having a crush on wilbur soot" gang- ..not that i ever have since im lesbian but hey- still counts
Someone really loves there cat more than James 😂
BRO JAMES VALM
Nice thumbnail
I eat layered candy layer by layer. On KitKats, I eat the chocolate on the sides and then the wafers. I do it on anything that is not cake. Sometimes I do it to cake. 😅
My class in school once almost poisoned a teacher, later that year we broke her neck and when she told us about it everyone laughed while she cried. She has now quit..
why would u do that (ps that's so fake, if you break your neck you can't just walk out a few months later since you would either be dead or paralysed)
I love my cat🌚Kevin>>>you