god i feel so bad for the james marriott viewers. everyone on this stream, or watching this video needs help. half of the people haven’t had a date, the other half have had horrible dates. h e l p.
I mean you don't really need anything after the first sentence lol But yeah, it is edited and naturally not as many people will tell nice stories because they aren't as interesting. The usual, it was fine, won't interest anyone.
Ugh I wish I'd been able to submit for this. Back when Craigslist still did dating, I decided to go on a double date with a guy I'd met on there and my married friends. He showed up in a dirty t-shirt and jeans, we had Fazoli's for dinner (he brought his own half-drank soda), and we went to see the Evil Dead remake; he laughed the entire time. It was HORRIBLE.
don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozodon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozo+ ur noobdon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozodon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozo+ ur noob
this is a long one but it’s got a twist my first ‘date’ experience was a double date. i was tagging along with my friend and her then crush and one of his friends. (we’d talked for about 2 weeks by this point). we went to see the new batman movie and afterwards got pizza and sat on a ledge of a path somewhere in london. he gave me his jacket and we held hands on the way to the underground. after the guys got off at their stop me and my friend were so happy. when we got home he asked me out again. a few days and very flirtatious texts later, he proceeded to tell me he had a girlfriend.
my first-and only-“date” (i don’t count it as one) was in my sophomore year of high school & this dude took me to a Jordan’s Furniture store & we walked around looking at furniture & kitchen appliances for 2 hours before I called my dad & bailed out of there. We never went out again after that lmao cus it was really awkward.
@@kra_hme kinda cute for like 5 minutes, stopping in on the way to something actual in the shopping mall "look what we could have in our house" laughing at the tacky stuff, etc. But that's only if you've liked each other a while type thing. If you've just been asked out and aren't really sure but are interested to learn more about a person two hours is really long time...
@@esmeecampbell7396 no not in the “this makes me sad kind of way” im an artist and furniture and houses and all the shapes they can come in help me draw scenes lol
@@impulsivechaos5138 lots of people were submitting about SA and james had to take a few minutes for a while to calm down, then someone talked about being body shamed so he kinda broke down and had to end stream :((
i remember watching the stream and it got a bit uncomfortable at times god i felt bad for James especially but I'm glad that everyone was very nice and supportive anyways.
i just went on a date (we were friends before) and it was awkward but not because we don't get on well just that both of us find it hard to say how we feel especially in person 😩 edit: thought i'd update and say it's going very well and it's definitely not awkward anymore 💪🏻😩
Wish I'd posted too! Once I went on a double date and we did a ropes course at my uni and it was really fun until we finished the course. We walked to their apartment where we proceeded to sit on the couch with our dates and just talk for 6 HOURS. My date clearly didnt understand social skills, he talked about PEDOPHILIA, politics, and anime. I tried to leave 3 different times but he just started new conversations. Eventually at like 10pm my roommate CALLED him and demanded he take me home 💀 After the date had ended the other roommate told me he had never planned to take us back to their apartment and was shocked when my date did. He didnt want to talk for hours either. Basically everyone but my date had wanted to leave. It was like a social hostage situation 💀💀
as a james marriott viewer i can confirm i have never had a first date. i am also a 19 year old college student who literally pays bills and does adult shit
My worst “date” is that I threw a birthday party for my ex (yes we were ex’s at the time) at my friends house. No one brought food except for me so my friends mom had to bake a cake. We then watched shrek 2 on TH-cam on 18 parts (each one was 2 min long)
A girl invited me to the community center for a first date (There was a show on, with a series of local artists all getting the chance to perform). The plan was to see the show and get dinner afterwards. When I arrived she was eating McDonalds and ignored me standing there for a full minute. Once we got to the show she was incredibly bored, nearly fell asleep, made fun of me for dropping a napkin at dinner, and then left when I dropped her off without saying goodbye.
I’m pan and have been on a few dates and I’m starting to realize my standards are low lmao I went out with one girl in 8th Grade and she ignored me for a week over a book, still hates me (I’m now a freshman) spread rumors, sexualized me behind my back tried to turn my friends behind my back and dated a close friend of mine thinking I would be mad and got even more upset when I was happy for them
Damn man that is depressing and must've been a blow to your self esteem. You didn't deserve that treatment but at least they didn't try to present themselves as anything else but garbage so you didn't waste time on them
Here's my first date ever: it was my first ever tinder date and I really liked him and told my mom (I had just turned 18). Our date plan was a picnic in the park and watching the sunset in his truck's bed. My mom told me to bring a friend to be safe. I told her that was stupid and dumb but that I would share my location with a friend to be safe and end the date once the sun went down. My mom said "if he cares about you enough, he'll go with you to church. INVITE HIM TO BIBLE STUDY." And I did to try and prove a point to my mom............most awkward first date ever: the topic was about MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE. He never messaged me again.
i didn’t submit this but my first date was at a cafe. it was intensely awkward. we talked about bananas, duct tape, and a woman who sued mcdonald’s. we “dated” (this was middle school) for about six months.
my first date ever was the most horrendous date i have ever witnessed: 1) he basically catfished me and turnt out to be disabled (which isn’t a problem instead for the fact that i had to carry him and take care of his safety AND I HAD ZERO CLUE BCZ I WAS NOT READY AND I WAS GOOGLING EVERYTHING) 2) his mum was calling him all the time and he started calling me “his wife” and started talking about meeting his family and sent her a picture of us where i looked kidnapped. 3) the owner of the restaurant recognized him right away, and while helping me taking care of him he told my date “yes i remember you coming here with that other blonde girl, is she (me) a new one?” 4) he sent me vn of him crying accusing me of being an ableist bcz i didn’t look in love with him?????? (from the FIRST date) 5)he turnt out to be a pdfile and he tried to groom me lmfao 6) oh and he also started planning our next date,,,, a SKI date 😀
the paddington 2 date story just reminded me of the time i was working at a cinema and i had to check the theater rooms to make sure no one was recording or anything... and these 2 people were fucking during a screening of toy story four. they were the only ones there thank god but i still think about it a lot
My Father's first date with my Mums was a pity date (she was a single mom with 3 kids) to the movie theater but Mums snuck in booze and she got drunk and told him he had been "selected" and they'd get married.
2 stories here- this story is abt my current boyfriend and his ex: they sat in silence the entire date, he ended up texting his bsf (my bsf too) and asked for advice, the other girl was waiting for him to talk, they sat at a cafe in silence for 2 hours, didn’t even order. he just got up and left 💀✋ this one’s abt me- he literally said to me he was dating another girl, and had been for a year. when u broke up with him on the spot he looked shocked and asked why I was breaking up with him. why do you fucking think- 💀✋
I commented this on the Wake up video as well but I feel like it's only right if I say it here as well. His hair (and him as a whole) looks so much better than it did a year ago, I know everyone likes to make the ''James is balding'' joke but honestly he looks like he's doing great mentally and physically. Oh also congrats on 200k King, I know I'm late but better late than never
"coming out of my cage and being killed by ur date" actually killed me i was whatching this at 3 in the morning and i was laughing so much i was screaming my mom came in my room witha wooden spoon and bonked me on the head thinking someone was in my room. love u james im now grounded
Once someone asked me to prom and we spent most of it sat in a corner staring at each other until I went to the bathroom, left my phone, and got a Wattpad notification that he looked at. When I got back he asked if I loved William Afton more than him XD I don't even like William, it was on a fucking Lolbit fanfiction lmao
I hated watching this stream.. I felt so bad for James after this because it just wasn’t fair and props for him for not just skipping past it like any other creator would
Late comment but - I met a dude on Tinder and stupidly invited him over to my place to watch a movie. He almost immediately crushed me in a hug and said he loved me. I called a friend who got me out of the house with an excuse and we drove around until this dudes mother picked him up 😭
my first ever official date - we went to see a star wars movie and we held hands the ENTIRE 2 hours and he sweat so much and refused to let go even tho i had to piss and then we kissed while the clean up crew cleaned up around us…
I went on a date with someone, he hardly spoke the whole time and basically ignored me when I tried to start conversations. Worst of all he had himself (just himself) as his lockscreen.
Absolutely mental that a 50 year old man would think him and James are the same age. James is clearly decades older the nerve on him to not respect his elder
I have a one sided friendship with James. I have to admit I feel like this stream was the hardest on him. Half of it was simply SA stories. As a streamer truama dumping isn't okay. I don't think Jim deserved to have a bunch of people truama dump on him since he's just a mid 20s content creator. If you're going to a creator for support after truama rather see a therapist.
Ooh. Dang. Wish I hadn't missed it. Here's mine. We went to the movies and watched Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 and it was hella good. I had offered to pay for my own ticket and snacks, but he insisted he paid. It was nice. Fun. ... But then, right after the date, his parents said we needed to go to Walmart in order to get my bf's grandpa an enema. He seemed so embarrassed but I didn't judge him. Wasn't his fault. Poor dude. Fact is... He never even liked me. Only dated me for his own personal gains.
first and only date i’ve ever had was on the last day of 6th grade, we met up after school and they held my sweaty ass hands while we walked to a boba shop, after we got boba we talked for a bit then i made up an exudes to leave ( i wasn’t out at the time and i didn’t want people seeing us together red flag i know) they dumped me 3 days later. moral of the story don’t date people that are moving to texas over the summer :)
I tried to go on a date with a guy to get cookies He never showed up my “friends” scared him off and told him it was a dare Needless to say I’m not friends with them anymore and haven’t spoken to him in years
she made it a big deal with all her friends and they all ended up coming/following us around without my knowledge and taking videos of us. broke up w/ her soon after but it keeps me up at night knowing the videos still exist 😃
James and Max's interaction in this was the funniest part of this video, James is like a pesky, little goblin pestering Max like a mother in those Super Nanny videos. And my gosh, are these first dates horrendous-
my worst first date the guy i was on a date with justnkept talking about the different ways to lay the ceiling floor tiles.... it was so boring i literally fell asleep and hendidntncare and just kept on talking
@@ittselli3245 yes exactly!! his streams are uh.... well unhinged to say the least lol, but behind that it really seems he's been taking care of himself im proud :')
@@mentaxm1829 it's a rollercoaster for sure!! but when you consider he makes these in good spirit while being happy & achieving great things it makes me a little happy
James why would you even ask your viewers about first dates, you know we get no bitches. Plus, Max's story was actually funny, but alas, BUH BYEE to Max-
For my first date i took her to the mall, but it would be boring if we ate and then left, so instead we went into all the stores in the mall we have no reason to go into (furniture and decore places and the like), asked what's the most expensive item they have, make small talk with small store owners and exit the store. Did that to maybe 20 stores and we spents about 6 hours together, only really leaving because the mall was closing
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god i feel so bad for the james marriott viewers. everyone on this stream, or watching this video needs help. half of the people haven’t had a date, the other half have had horrible dates. h e l p.
I mean you don't really need anything after the first sentence lol
But yeah, it is edited and naturally not as many people will tell nice stories because they aren't as interesting.
The usual, it was fine, won't interest anyone.
They obviously like being treated badly otherwise they wouldn't watch his streams 😅
@UsualToaster268 I mean... You watched the video... XD
@@charlotteward2103 i see you missed the joke, oblivious one
@@usualtoaster2688 ooooh fuck. I'm stupid
Ugh I wish I'd been able to submit for this. Back when Craigslist still did dating, I decided to go on a double date with a guy I'd met on there and my married friends. He showed up in a dirty t-shirt and jeans, we had Fazoli's for dinner (he brought his own half-drank soda), and we went to see the Evil Dead remake; he laughed the entire time. It was HORRIBLE.
The only good thing about this is the Fazolis
don't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozodon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozo+ ur noobdon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozodon't care + didn't ask + cry about it + stay mad + get real + L + mald seethe cope harder + hoes mad + basic + skill issue + ratio + you fell off + the audacity + triggered + any askers + redpilled + get a life + ok and? + cringe + touch grass + donowalled + not based + your're a femboy/ girl + not funny didn't laugh + you're* + grammar issue + go outside + get good + reported + ad hominem + GG! + ur mom + get t-bagged + cry some tears + ur adopted + go back to roblox + L bozo+ ur noob
Evil dead is pretty funny though
this is a long one but it’s got a twist
my first ‘date’ experience was a double date. i was tagging along with my friend and her then crush and one of his friends. (we’d talked for about 2 weeks by this point). we went to see the new batman movie and afterwards got pizza and sat on a ledge of a path somewhere in london. he gave me his jacket and we held hands on the way to the underground. after the guys got off at their stop me and my friend were so happy. when we got home he asked me out again. a few days and very flirtatious texts later, he proceeded to tell me he had a girlfriend.
He had a gf the entire time??? Why are people like this 💀
i hope you told his gf💀
@@nai1729 i did she was rather pissed but they’re still together i think
@@eternii bruh what
@@CroPhantomX it’s a very very long story
my first-and only-“date” (i don’t count it as one) was in my sophomore year of high school & this dude took me to a Jordan’s Furniture store & we walked around looking at furniture & kitchen appliances for 2 hours before I called my dad & bailed out of there. We never went out again after that lmao cus it was really awkward.
dodged a bullet, bruh wtf kinda first date is that
You just dont have the appeal, i like looking around at furniture lol
@@kra_hme kinda cute for like 5 minutes, stopping in on the way to something actual in the shopping mall
"look what we could have in our house" laughing at the tacky stuff, etc.
But that's only if you've liked each other a while type thing.
If you've just been asked out and aren't really sure but are interested to learn more about a person two hours is really long time...
@@esmeecampbell7396 no not in the “this makes me sad kind of way” im an artist and furniture and houses and all the shapes they can come in help me draw scenes lol
Dude what 💀
Me and and my ex boyfriend went to IKEA for a date once, but it was a for a scavenger hunt and we'd already been dating for years 😭
Was here during the stream and it got pretty dark but in the end it was pretty good and had a lot of community engagement and support
I was on the stream too damn it got uncomfy
What happened near the end
@@impulsivechaos5138 lots of people were submitting about SA and james had to take a few minutes for a while to calm down, then someone talked about being body shamed so he kinda broke down and had to end stream :((
@@oliver-ww2op oh im glad i wasn’t watching the stream then
@@impulsivechaos5138 other than that it was really funny
i remember watching the stream and it got a bit uncomfortable at times god i felt bad for James especially but I'm glad that everyone was very nice and supportive anyways.
remember this!! he did so well tbh
I am sorry for asking but I was watching but I still didn’t really hear what happens when he needed to leave
Wait why did you feel bad for him, what happened? /gen
We all learned a valuable lesson about James today. He does not care :)
James acknowledging Andrew Tater tot was so funny
LMAO ANDREW TATER TOT
@@astral_bumblebee I DONT EVEN KNOW WHAT I WAS THINKING I JUST WROTE IT 😭
@@ContentDeleted10332 it’s still hilarious tho 🤣
@@astral_bumblebee LMAOOOO
BRO NOW I NEED TO SEE A PICTURE OF HIM EDITED AS A TATOR TOT LMFAOOO
this stream was a hard one to watch, it got pretty dark, but james i hope you are ok now, we love you
condolences to maxggs, you didnt deserve that king
i just went on a date (we were friends before) and it was awkward but not because we don't get on well just that both of us find it hard to say how we feel especially in person 😩
edit: thought i'd update and say it's going very well and it's definitely not awkward anymore 💪🏻😩
Wish I'd posted too!
Once I went on a double date and we did a ropes course at my uni and it was really fun until we finished the course. We walked to their apartment where we proceeded to sit on the couch with our dates and just talk for 6 HOURS.
My date clearly didnt understand social skills, he talked about PEDOPHILIA, politics, and anime. I tried to leave 3 different times but he just started new conversations.
Eventually at like 10pm my roommate CALLED him and demanded he take me home 💀
After the date had ended the other roommate told me he had never planned to take us back to their apartment and was shocked when my date did.
He didnt want to talk for hours either. Basically everyone but my date had wanted to leave. It was like a social hostage situation 💀💀
I think it's normal to have an awkward first date, but some of these... I'm just so sorry for them.
When James said "boy I'm coming!" and didn't finish the song and looked at us directly in our souls, I felt that.
as a james marriott viewer i can confirm i have never had a first date. i am also a 19 year old college student who literally pays bills and does adult shit
My worst “date” is that I threw a birthday party for my ex (yes we were ex’s at the time) at my friends house. No one brought food except for me so my friends mom had to bake a cake. We then watched shrek 2 on TH-cam on 18 parts (each one was 2 min long)
I don’t think Shrek 2 is 36 minutes long
A girl invited me to the community center for a first date (There was a show on, with a series of local artists all getting the chance to perform). The plan was to see the show and get dinner afterwards. When I arrived she was eating McDonalds and ignored me standing there for a full minute.
Once we got to the show she was incredibly bored, nearly fell asleep, made fun of me for dropping a napkin at dinner, and then left when I dropped her off without saying goodbye.
James being called old by a 50 y/o is 👌✨
Hope your feeling a lot better now then the stream! we love you james!!
I’m uncomfortable with the energy we have created in the studio
I never ever ever thought I'd see James Marriott dancing to Ievan Polka in my life
I’m pan and have been on a few dates and I’m starting to realize my standards are low lmao I went out with one girl in 8th Grade and she ignored me for a week over a book, still hates me (I’m now a freshman) spread rumors, sexualized me behind my back tried to turn my friends behind my back and dated a close friend of mine thinking I would be mad and got even more upset when I was happy for them
Okay but Maxs' story tho wft. Also to a Dream manhunt!? Best thing I've heard this week.
my bad first date. when i went to meetup with him he was with 3 of his friends and as i walked towards them they laughed and said "really? why her"
Damn man that is depressing and must've been a blow to your self esteem. You didn't deserve that treatment but at least they didn't try to present themselves as anything else but garbage so you didn't waste time on them
hope you got out of there as soon as possible that just seems plain awful...
Here's my first date ever: it was my first ever tinder date and I really liked him and told my mom (I had just turned 18). Our date plan was a picnic in the park and watching the sunset in his truck's bed. My mom told me to bring a friend to be safe. I told her that was stupid and dumb but that I would share my location with a friend to be safe and end the date once the sun went down. My mom said "if he cares about you enough, he'll go with you to church. INVITE HIM TO BIBLE STUDY." And I did to try and prove a point to my mom............most awkward first date ever: the topic was about MARRIAGE AND DIVORCE. He never messaged me again.
Am a James Marriott viewer. Can confirm, have never been on a successful date in my life.
i didn’t submit this but my first date was at a cafe. it was intensely awkward. we talked about bananas, duct tape, and a woman who sued mcdonald’s.
we “dated” (this was middle school) for about six months.
my first date ever was the most horrendous date i have ever witnessed:
1) he basically catfished me and turnt out to be disabled (which isn’t a problem instead for the fact that i had to carry him and take care of his safety AND I HAD ZERO CLUE BCZ I WAS NOT READY AND I WAS GOOGLING EVERYTHING)
2) his mum was calling him all the time and he started calling me “his wife” and started talking about meeting his family and sent her a picture of us where i looked kidnapped.
3) the owner of the restaurant recognized him right away, and while helping me taking care of him he told my date “yes i remember you coming here with that other blonde girl, is she (me) a new one?”
4) he sent me vn of him crying accusing me of being an ableist bcz i didn’t look in love with him?????? (from the FIRST date)
5)he turnt out to be a pdfile and he tried to groom me lmfao
6) oh and he also started planning our next date,,,, a SKI date 😀
Jeez that’s a crazy story! Glad you’re okay after that one! But yikes that’s like a snowball effect of bad things 😅😬
@@doryyyyyy tbh it was very heavy but im doing great now!! i simply use this experience as a funny story bcz it was such a chaotic experience🥲
Am I bad person for laughing at max? No, I am just a James Marriott viewer
the paddington 2 date story just reminded me of the time i was working at a cinema and i had to check the theater rooms to make sure no one was recording or anything... and these 2 people were fucking during a screening of toy story four. they were the only ones there thank god but i still think about it a lot
My Father's first date with my Mums was a pity date (she was a single mom with 3 kids) to the movie theater but Mums snuck in booze and she got drunk and told him he had been "selected" and they'd get married.
I had a date with a girl I liked and she played talking angela the whole time...I don'tnt blame her
8:49 not max having his first kiss to a manhunt, that poor guy-
2 stories here-
this story is abt my current boyfriend and his ex:
they sat in silence the entire date, he ended up texting his bsf (my bsf too) and asked for advice, the other girl was waiting for him to talk, they sat at a cafe in silence for 2 hours, didn’t even order. he just got up and left 💀✋
this one’s abt me-
he literally said to me he was dating another girl, and had been for a year. when u broke up with him on the spot he looked shocked and asked why I was breaking up with him.
why do you fucking think- 💀✋
I commented this on the Wake up video as well but I feel like it's only right if I say it here as well. His hair (and him as a whole) looks so much better than it did a year ago, I know everyone likes to make the ''James is balding'' joke but honestly he looks like he's doing great mentally and physically. Oh also congrats on 200k King, I know I'm late but better late than never
From this one stream, i feel like James wanted to go to a graveyard for his first date.
poor max man but it was so funny tho 💀
6:10 I am flippin' losing it over the "We found them!" XD
"coming out of my cage and being killed by ur date" actually killed me i was whatching this at 3 in the morning and i was laughing so much i was screaming my mom came in my room witha wooden spoon and bonked me on the head thinking someone was in my room. love u james im now grounded
that sweet home alabama cover was amazing
Anyone else agree that the Grandpa Jimmy parts are the best?
how did max manage to fall for james’ call 3 TIMES
Ive never watched a james marriott stream but this seems crazy
Once someone asked me to prom and we spent most of it sat in a corner staring at each other until I went to the bathroom, left my phone, and got a Wattpad notification that he looked at. When I got back he asked if I loved William Afton more than him XD I don't even like William, it was on a fucking Lolbit fanfiction lmao
I remember being in this live! I was waiting for it to be posted on TH-cam lol
I hated watching this stream.. I felt so bad for James after this because it just wasn’t fair and props for him for not just skipping past it like any other creator would
What happened?
james your mr birghtside hamper death made me die inside, a lot
Late comment but -
I met a dude on Tinder and stupidly invited him over to my place to watch a movie. He almost immediately crushed me in a hug and said he loved me. I called a friend who got me out of the house with an excuse and we drove around until this dudes mother picked him up 😭
IM WATCHING JAMES MARRIOT INSTEAD OF MCC IM PROUD OF MYSELF
SAMEEEE
Oh my god that graveyard date sounded amazing
which one 💀💀
And it’s dark outside “And I don’t care” JAMES FUCKING MARRIOT. LET THE POOR GUY SPEAK
my first ever official date - we went to see a star wars movie and we held hands the ENTIRE 2 hours and he sweat so much and refused to let go even tho i had to piss and then we kissed while the clean up crew cleaned up around us…
I went on a date with someone, he hardly spoke the whole time and basically ignored me when I tried to start conversations. Worst of all he had himself (just himself) as his lockscreen.
I had my picture as my lockscreen in middle school, I had no idea it was weird 😭
As an Irish woman I agree with the Irish man date it's just like he'll bring to a pub/bar and it'll be like:
"WHAT?"
"I SAID....."
"WHAT???"
James being mr love-advisor
James Marriot is like the doorman from the Robots movie
7:12 Hearing Hatsune Miku on a James Marriot Live TH-cam video was the last thing I was expecting to hear on a Saturday night
Absolutely mental that a 50 year old man would think him and James are the same age. James is clearly decades older the nerve on him to not respect his elder
Havent even watched the video and Im laughing already
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is it just me that is loving the vocoloid reference?
I have a one sided friendship with James. I have to admit I feel like this stream was the hardest on him. Half of it was simply SA stories. As a streamer truama dumping isn't okay. I don't think Jim deserved to have a bunch of people truama dump on him since he's just a mid 20s content creator. If you're going to a creator for support after truama rather see a therapist.
@OBLIVION [👑🎗] easy 40s
Why is this so funny to watch
james: "This is what we need, ANIME GIRLS!!
*starts playng mikus song*
This is some of the funniest shit I have ever seen
Ooh. Dang. Wish I hadn't missed it.
Here's mine.
We went to the movies and watched Guardians of the Galaxy volume 2 and it was hella good. I had offered to pay for my own ticket and snacks, but he insisted he paid. It was nice. Fun. ... But then, right after the date, his parents said we needed to go to Walmart in order to get my bf's grandpa an enema. He seemed so embarrassed but I didn't judge him. Wasn't his fault. Poor dude. Fact is... He never even liked me. Only dated me for his own personal gains.
Yesterday I met two guys named James, one was from Manchester & the other was a cool danish guy.
Watching james is a green flag we should get more dates
You.Must.Go.Iceskating!
james is amazing
I will forever be single because no one will ever love me. I'm an unlovable being.
My ex boyfriend of 2 years told me I reminded him of his sister and that was the only reason he was attracted to me after I broke up with him
It's almost 3am and I'm watching James marriott. My life is plain sad
That was a good morty impression
Think that was Rick?
The Amazon wishlist: funny
first and only date i’ve ever had was on the last day of 6th grade, we met up after school and they held my sweaty ass hands while we walked to a boba shop, after we got boba we talked for a bit then i made up an exudes to leave ( i wasn’t out at the time and i didn’t want people seeing us together red flag i know) they dumped me 3 days later. moral of the story don’t date people that are moving to texas over the summer :)
I got broken up with while watching this video.
Justice for maxggs
No one should be answering James Marriott call. It's a death trap atp
I watched this live that ending was poggers
I saw my name in the chat during the video and now my life is complete
1:10 Sadie Kane pov in the throne of fire be like:
6:45 imagine if everyone in the background spun around like a Wii character
"my mum broke her wrist once iceskating" same ish sort of story, but my mum bashed her head on the ice after saying "here, watch this"
Yoo, I don't have to watch george's shut content anymore I can just watch ol' jimmy manta!
I love ice skating
First date story
We went on a Minecraft date because homophobia
I took my crush to a picnic in a graveyard. It actually worked wonders cause she was massively creepy. We are engaged now
I tried to go on a date with a guy to get cookies
He never showed up
my “friends” scared him off and told him it was a dare
Needless to say I’m not friends with them anymore and haven’t spoken to him in years
To get cookies? Excuse me?
she made it a big deal with all her friends and they all ended up coming/following us around without my knowledge and taking videos of us. broke up w/ her soon after but it keeps me up at night knowing the videos still exist 😃
Not the Pokémon cards 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
The fact that you said Mittens...I HAVE AN KITTEN NAMED MITTENS -- 😭
Amazing still 👏👏
James and Max's interaction in this was the funniest part of this video, James is like a pesky, little goblin pestering Max like a mother in those Super Nanny videos.
And my gosh, are these first dates horrendous-
my worst first date the guy i was on a date with justnkept talking about the different ways to lay the ceiling floor tiles.... it was so boring i literally fell asleep and hendidntncare and just kept on talking
unrelated mb (ik his streams are unhinged but like) he looks so much better :0
(not implying he used to look like clapped or sth, just saying that the progress is rly visible!! im proud of him :))
you can really see that he cares for himself alot more now, his mental and pysical health seem to be improving and im v proud of him
@@ittselli3245 yes exactly!! his streams are uh.... well unhinged to say the least lol, but behind that it really seems he's been taking care of himself im proud :')
@@mentaxm1829 it's a rollercoaster for sure!! but when you consider he makes these in good spirit while being happy & achieving great things it makes me a little happy
@@ittselli3245 oh yeah, me too :)
Paddington 2 is the goat movie (also 1 bc I’m Irish)
James why would you even ask your viewers about first dates, you know we get no bitches. Plus, Max's story was actually funny, but alas, BUH BYEE to Max-
There's a kid at my school that broke 7 bones ice skating and has a ginger mullet
Atleast I have this wedge salad
For my first date i took her to the mall, but it would be boring if we ate and then left, so instead we went into all the stores in the mall we have no reason to go into (furniture and decore places and the like), asked what's the most expensive item they have, make small talk with small store owners and exit the store. Did that to maybe 20 stores and we spents about 6 hours together, only really leaving because the mall was closing
HI JAMES