"A schnitzel is a thin slice of meat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer. Most commonly, the meat is breaded before frying. Breaded schnitzel is popular in many countries and is made using veal, pork, chicken, mutton, beef, or turkey." A schnitzel is a fucking food item not a rickroll James
One of these days, a friend of James is going to be eating schnitzel and he's going to ask what they have on their plate. And on that day, his friend has a choice to make.
James you are my only moral right now. My country is having its worse times. Turkey needs help. İ am safe but most of us not. Thank you for maling me laugh at this times.
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James is going to take the whole schnitzel thing to his grave and he isn’t gonna listen to any explanation until that day 😭
you do know its a bit.. right?
YES ISTG!!
Its bc, as true british man, james denies the existence of good food
Omg heeyyy
"A schnitzel is a thin slice of meat. The meat is usually thinned by pounding with a meat tenderizer. Most commonly, the meat is breaded before frying. Breaded schnitzel is popular in many countries and is made using veal, pork, chicken, mutton, beef, or turkey." A schnitzel is a fucking food item not a rickroll James
LMAO
@@Livz-nf5fk i literally just copypasted the goolge search result for schnitzel
GET THIS COMMENT TO THE TOP
GET THIS TOP
PLEASE GET THIS TO THE TOP
I love how Matthew added all of the ones James didn’t want him to add to the video😭
james is the type of person to see an unban request and ask ‘is anyone going to eat that?’ and not wait for an answer
The fact that I still consistently see these jokes in comments sections everywhere is gold to me. Wilbur had no idea how far this would go.
Real
real
Real
real
james is the type of person to see a box of donuts and waggle his fingers and say ‘oh ho ho, don’t mind if i do!”
when james marriott uploads a video i know its gonna be a good day
I know what you mean! This improves my day so much ❤
One of these days, a friend of James is going to be eating schnitzel and he's going to ask what they have on their plate. And on that day, his friend has a choice to make.
James you are my only moral right now. My country is having its worse times. Turkey needs help. İ am safe but most of us not.
Thank you for maling me laugh at this times.
I hope you and your friends and family stay safe
i hope you, your family and friends are okay. hopefully things get better in turkey, stay safe
I can't imagine what you're going through right now best of luck to you
Edit: spelling
@@kingarthur1367 bro probably thinks its peak humor to laugh about a country that had a terrible earthquake that killed loads. its really not.
i hope you and your family stay safe
I was not mentally or emotionally prepared to hear someone call him James Mayonnaise, but I'm not upset
Thank you for another upload James, helps my day a ton. Keep up the good stuff :)
james' mods being based as fuck make this so much funnier
this fr my favorite James series so far
same bestie boo
he's on a power trip lads. he's only a few cringy unban messages away from evolving into jschlatt and his DSMP ban mod
A James Marriott video is always an amazing start to the day.
I was drinking water when "I eat Lithuanian people" came up and lemme tell you I literally choked
I don't think I've laughed harder at a James Marriott video. It might be because I'm high af 😂😂
Hi James. Love ur content ❤️ thanks for suffering for us again
Whenever I see this I get reminded how weird people can be…but James makes it funnier for sure
James got that creepy rizz 💀
I love how James is still in denial that schnitzel is a real food 💀
James: "STOP USING CAP LOCKS."
His Shirt: 🗿
As a lithuanian person, thank you for eating me stickymushroom
been having a crap day, great to come home to a new post from my favourite comfort-uncomfort youtuber/twitch streamer!
Don’t trust edited comments
Ok I won't the bisexual robot
@@Vide501 what a *funny* joke 😃
True.
omg james suffered for us again 😭✋
4:50 MY COUNTRYYYY WHATTT THATS WILD
"BUH BYE" Iconic.
omfg finally someone agrees with the caps thing- i absolutely hate it when my friends type in caps, it pisses me off.
the “i want 400k subscribers in the next 24 hours” sounded like a threat tbh
honestly i came here for wilbur but stayed for james, and its already been 2 years
4:47 as a Lithuanian im scared
Whahoo James is back with another disturbing video YAAAAAAY🎉
Unban requests are just terrafying like how are these real people
At this point, I feel like people are writing this stuff in chat so that they'll get banned and shown in an unban request video/stream
6:44 PILLLLOOOOOOOCK
This is just James marriot screaming at chat for 10 minutes
James is such a mood
u should unban the person who said they wanted wilber to dissapear
was about to say that
It’s funny when Matthew disobeys James when includes the parts of he is not supposed to do.
9:46 The mod comment killed me Lmao
Is there wilbur soot in the room with us? NO stop talking about him in other peoples chats 😭
AAHAHAHHAAHHA i had just loaded into a valorant game as he said to close a riot game if on one
James at the end pfft-
💀💀
when I saw the notification for this vod I was instantly happy
Matthew included it in the video
9:07 and 9:12 "do not include this in the video!" *proceeds to include it anyway*
OMG I ACCIDENTALLY DISLIKED AND IT SAID "FEEDBACK SENT TO THE CREATOR" AND I WAS LIKE WAIT NOOO WTF IM SORRY JAMES I DON'T HATE YOU
Not James falling for the gullible one😂💀
Honestly James I eat schnitzel every single Friday (and sometimes on weekdays aswell) it’s a fvcking tradition
watching people get denied makes me happy. especially when they apologise and try to fix it but they still get denied.
Two different glasses frames in one video. wow, James, you're fancy
thankyou james for being our discomfort streamer x /j
3:12 I’m 10….. sorry?
I feel like if you wanna piss off James, all you have to do is comment on his hair
AHEHSHAHA I WAS "L0VE4WILBURSOOT" AT 9:41 😭😭😭 IM SINCERELY SORRY JAMES MARRIOTT.😔😔🙏🏻
I got a weed gummy commercial before this video. I think that explains James’s content well
And I wasn't even there to see him deny my request T^T
(6:16)
Seek therapy ❤
4:33 this moment had me laughing so hard
i am enjoying the new glasses :D
I was watching the eboys but this is more important.
2:13 rare footage of demo man from tf2
am I the only one who is scared to talk in his chat because I feel like I would get banned in like a few minutes.
At 1:58 there was just "silence" and at the bottom was a single "f*** you"
I feel threatened by the I eat Lithuanian people one!
we stan the wiggles
The timing with the upload of the video
bruh his description at 8:14 is so accurate lol
As a Lithuanian, I took offence.
James, it has been the “last time” multiple times already
Near the end James realises he’s getting old 💀 I mean he's slaying at 36 but still-
9:51 no way he actually fell for that
That's just rude he's clearly 80
james im sorry you have to go through this
James should react to urban legends
a word of advice: don't talk to james in caps. he will break your shins
dayum 35 minutes ago
I love th unhinged and chaotic community we've made. love yall ❤️
Oh boy, unban requests... This is gonna be a riot-
me when he makes fun of ten year olds watching him and I’m over here at the age of 13 😅
'when BOING! a wild notification appears!'
The 'a' is supposed to be lowercase because the ! is part of the sound effect of 'boing!'
you look older than my dad and his 48 had me dying 5:14
Schnitzel ist yummy
I would watch your steams but I'm scared I'm going to get banned also I love your music
We love to torture James just as much as he loves to torture us. 💀
It amazes me how many people are total creeps.
please for everyone's mental health if your gonna be creepy do it where no one can see you.
James, stop saying you’re old because you’re turning 26! We’re the same age and it makes me feel sad… lmao 😂
oh my goodness it’s james marriott
If the thumbnail is any indication, this will be a fun time.
Postur check
nah cuz my friend is from lithuania that would be so funny if i showed him that request 😭
I actuallt live for your videos
7:43 IM SORRY!!! I FEEL SO BAD!!! I was being a absolute idiot…😭 (I totally deserved it)
Some ppl are so weird tbh😭
Im 12 and i still watch him
same lol
at 6:02 he sounds like dobby
POSTUR CHECK
9:05 W editor
ok but not me trying to teach myself how to have a British accent bc im self conscious about being american 💀
L
James, you got 1k likes in 18mins!
the wiggles is my childhood show :D
Thank you for making my day good :)
I think James already looked up schnitzel and know its a sausage but is just gonna pretend he doesn't know cuz he's to far in
Schnitzel is real #justiceforschnitzel