A Terrified President Throws His Riot Mob Under A Bus To Save His Neck (And Get Back On Twitter)

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  • @luckyDancer100
    @luckyDancer100 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3270

    Weird. Today he said “You Do Not Represent Our Country” when yesterday he said we love you and you’re special

    • @Grateful_Everyday24.7
      @Grateful_Everyday24.7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +101

      😄 this is true

    • @azoth6641
      @azoth6641 3 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      Either somebody in T******'s legal team must have forced his hand, or he's just a plain sociopath who would happily feed his asskissers to the lions to save his skin.

    • @mikkj1
      @mikkj1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +184

      To be fair, yesterday he wasn't in danger of being removed from office. The sad part is that I believe that, as it was happening, he felt proud of what he had wrought. It would have seemed proof of his power over his supporters. As usual, though, he never considered the consequences.

    • @mobydickii8407
      @mobydickii8407 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      @@azoth6641 it's both.

    • @sdc363
      @sdc363 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      He was forced to say it.

  • @dannyhoban
    @dannyhoban 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    I've heard Afghanistan is sending across 3000 troops to the US to help restore democracy

  • @tancredeadnot5276
    @tancredeadnot5276 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1014

    That girl from Knoxville in tears : "It's a Revolution!"
    Me, french guy living in a country who had 3 revs, working for THE institution that voted to slay a king in two parts : "laugh in baguette"

    • @alarkalbass6726
      @alarkalbass6726 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Une femme foux.

    • @sophierobinson2738
      @sophierobinson2738 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      I have thought about your glorious Revolution often in the last 4 years.

    • @bigpoppa4502
      @bigpoppa4502 3 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      She was in tears cause she had a onion 🧅 in the towel.

    • @ThisUserHasBeenCanceled
      @ThisUserHasBeenCanceled 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I bet the people storming the Bastille were called idiots at the time as well.

    • @oceanbuoy6563
      @oceanbuoy6563 3 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@ThisUserHasBeenCanceled Only by the elitist noble scum. The people attacking the Capital weren't doing it to end hundreds of years of tyranny, they were doing it to end hundreds of years of Democracy.

  • @celes42017
    @celes42017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +90

    His wife is just cracking up in the background. 😂🤣 love it. Also heard his dog in the background too.
    Love Stephen Colbert. He is an American Hero for speaking out.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
      "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
      Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

  • @matthewjkhill6657
    @matthewjkhill6657 3 ปีที่แล้ว +573

    Stephen did not hold back tonight. He said what everyone is thinking.

    • @Paul.......
      @Paul....... 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      "and this guy.. that might be senator Ted Cruz? Uhh I wanna be fair here, that could be the bloated corpse of a drowned woodchuck."

    • @bcbudGstatus
      @bcbudGstatus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      this man is disgusting

    • @Marcusness
      @Marcusness 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I'm glad to see him getting furious. It's how everyone feels about this.

    • @markjulius2006
      @markjulius2006 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Stephen is nothing but an over rated, over paid jerk.

    • @elvinpompey7520
      @elvinpompey7520 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      📱P@@bcbudGstatus my PO phone 📱📱📱📱

  • @lynnhathaway3755
    @lynnhathaway3755 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5218

    I think the FBI should go after the police officers who removed the barriers and took selfies with the terrorists.

    • @VLind-uk6mb
      @VLind-uk6mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +404

      They should go after Ivanka, who tweeted that they were patriots -- until some cooler head prevailed (after a response pointed out that she was skating with illegality) and took it down.

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 ปีที่แล้ว +360

      I read that they are looking into it and identifying them. Those men should not be merely transferred or even fired. They should never be allowed to be so much as a mall cop ever again!

    • @KKISCRAZYFUL
      @KKISCRAZYFUL 3 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      Absolutely. That is a disgrace but a great way to find and remove bad cops

    • @blairhaffly1777
      @blairhaffly1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      They should go after command staff that purposefully left the capital building vulnerable.

    • @rerikm
      @rerikm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      haven't seen that video. any links?

  • @Andy_Tx
    @Andy_Tx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +493

    Shoutout Stephen for calling all these people out👏 This is how you use your platform!!

    • @saoirsecushing5212
      @saoirsecushing5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha +1
      You would probably like my playlist..

    • @thisistheaccountname
      @thisistheaccountname 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I loved how those senators decried the attack and then went onto spout the same conspiracy rhetoric that spurred the attack.

    • @kodykindhart8230
      @kodykindhart8230 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      😂😂 idiocracy

    • @imthebadguy3225
      @imthebadguy3225 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      1:20 No your'e not Steve, clowns are funny.

    • @andresmendoza7055
      @andresmendoza7055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That is very true 😁

  • @jordanaguirre2540
    @jordanaguirre2540 2 ปีที่แล้ว +55

    He wasnt lying when he said " if 2020 was a bad year 2021 said hold my year". Very true

    • @HOTD108_
      @HOTD108_ ปีที่แล้ว +1

      2020 was objectively worse than 2021.

  • @andrewbloom7694
    @andrewbloom7694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +563

    "I won't show you a second of the video because he doesn't mean any of it"
    AMEN. I wish the news networks took this same view.

    • @loisfolk5492
      @loisfolk5492 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      We can’t say it is a lie if we don’t watch it.

    • @YodatheHobbit
      @YodatheHobbit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You must not be paying much attention. They often do. There were several Trump speeches which they cut away from and didn't air to make sure they aren't spreading false information.

    • @krejados1
      @krejados1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I wish everyone would quit putting up pictures of him. The video might have some value - we can see him speak his seditious rant but what does showing all of those pics of him serve? We all know what he looks like.

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      @cartanegatv6647 3 ปีที่แล้ว

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    • @chuckd1626
      @chuckd1626 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Don't forget to say awomr

  • @clairea3328
    @clairea3328 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2787

    He literally told these people he loved them. Arrest him for treason

    • @saoirsecushing5212
      @saoirsecushing5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Hahaha +1
      You would probably like my playlist..

    • @mommadukes7424
      @mommadukes7424 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      🎯

    • @joliecide
      @joliecide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Remember the scene in GoT where the dude was tied to his chair among his starved hounds?

    • @toadjiang7626
      @toadjiang7626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Trump loves those people as much as a con artist loves suckers.

    • @triarb5790
      @triarb5790 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@joliecideif You think a tv show has exciting stuff in it, reading real history will Blow Your Mind.

  • @ninamimi6622
    @ninamimi6622 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2970

    The woman upset because they maced her is hilarious. Imagine thinking how mean the police are being and not getting what you want, when what you want is to overthrow the government.

    • @shogun2215
      @shogun2215 3 ปีที่แล้ว +283

      "I never imagined Leopards would eat my face!" Says woman, who voted for the 'Leopards Eating Faces' party.

    • @theomegajuice8660
      @theomegajuice8660 3 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      She also wasn't maced and is lying. You can see half an onion in the towel she's rubbing her face with. An onion she brought with her deliberately to spread this lie.
      "Rubbing onion into your own eyes to own the libs"
      edit: I did look this up on snopes and apparently onion is considered to be a "folk remedy" for some things like tear gas so it's not certain she's lying....
      I will say though that I've seen people who've been maced and their faces look a more snotty and sore than hers. She just looks like she's been crying

    • @DJWESG1
      @DJWESG1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      @@theomegajuice8660 so many layers to this..

    • @saxyrep1
      @saxyrep1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +139

      "I mean I wasn't doing anything bad or anything just storming the Capitol and staging a revolution (a coup actually), no biggy and police maced me for some reason out of nowhere."

    • @sheilamohammed8306
      @sheilamohammed8306 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      The police or FBI should be pucking her up any minute now.

  • @lismarcel
    @lismarcel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +347

    "They maced me!" You bet they did, Karen

    • @TR-mo7jp
      @TR-mo7jp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      If you look at the original video you can see that she has a onion in her towl.

    • @buckfiden4781
      @buckfiden4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      "They killed womens sports" cant wait to see you screeching over the next four years at the nightmare you voted for, Karen.LMAO!

    • @johndigiacomo1674
      @johndigiacomo1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      The punishment for seditionists in the original revolution was punishable by hanging and drawing and quartering, she got off easy.

    • @buckfiden4781
      @buckfiden4781 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@johndigiacomo1674 I agree. Every blm and antifa terrorist should be treated as you say...

    • @johndigiacomo1674
      @johndigiacomo1674 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      MycathatesU, actually BLM and ANTIFA, aren't terrorist organizations and have a favorable Image among most Americans, the only ones who don't are generally racists, bigots and anti Semites.

  • @maniadee8863
    @maniadee8863 3 ปีที่แล้ว +727

    Joke circulating in Europe: "Due to local covid restrictions, the US government had to initiate a coup in its own country this year."

    • @christophersimons128
      @christophersimons128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      When the hell did being anti fascist become a bad thing anyway?

    • @Mrjoecreeper
      @Mrjoecreeper 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@christophersimons128 I'm lost, explain?

    • @BIZEB
      @BIZEB 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Mrjoecreeper The US has a history of aiding or outright performing coups in other countries.

    • @leaharchambault5796
      @leaharchambault5796 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@Mrjoecreeper Hey friend :)
      I think what Christopher means is: Anti-Fa simply means "anti-fascist", which means you are against fascist governments.
      In WWI and WWII, the US military fought Fascism throughout the world. Nowadays, the Trump cult associate "anti-fa" with the democratic party, this despite the fact that the majority of Anti-fa's DO NOT VOTE, they are against the whole corrupt system and are predominantly anarchists. Does that help?
      *Definition of Fascism: a political philosophy, movement, or regime (such as that of Mussolini) that exalts nation and often race above the individual and that stands for a centralized autocratic government headed by a dictatorial leader, severe economic and social regimentation, and forcible suppression of opposition.*

    • @lordchaa1598
      @lordchaa1598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😅😂🤣

  • @UnPuntoyComa
    @UnPuntoyComa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +94

    I'm continously impressed by the seriousness and anger of Stephen while your country goes to the pit. He knows this is no joke.

    • @SeliahK
      @SeliahK 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah. He's been one of the good ones over the last four years. Him, Rachael Maddow, Jim Wright, Amy Siskind, and Heather Cox. Heavens knows, the bulk ((not all, but most)) of the media here has been more concerned about ratings and profits then truth or actual journalism for a very long time now.

  • @shogun8376
    @shogun8376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +422

    "A man facing the noose will say anything to save his neck." Exactly.

  • @drkushajagadeesh6347
    @drkushajagadeesh6347 3 ปีที่แล้ว +313

    I love Stephen losing his shit at the revolution line! 😂😂

    • @wildflower1397
      @wildflower1397 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Yes! He had the biggest grin! 😂😂😂

    • @StaticBlaster
      @StaticBlaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @ItsYoBoy Kris FieldsMy conspiracy theory is that aliens secretly snuck into half of the country's homes and sucked out their brains. Lol.

    • @evanroldan9566
      @evanroldan9566 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      7:37
      I LMAO

    • @jacobandmore3915
      @jacobandmore3915 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Then your little piano scarf doesn’t have anything to rap around.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
      "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
      Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

  • @del.see.oh.89
    @del.see.oh.89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1692

    My parents left their country to avoid things like this lol.

    • @loribernardisunwell9663
      @loribernardisunwell9663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      Oh wow, did they come here? (I'm assuming they did but thought I'd ask) If so, our bad, sorry about that lol... I hope we can do better over the next four years, especially now that we won Georgia 😁👍

    • @ayoungethan
      @ayoungethan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      We need to have an honest discussion about what it means to have a democratically-empowered population. One that isn't full of brainwashed people thinking their incoherent belligerence in the service of a wannabe banana republic despot is "fighting for [insert your favorite word here, popular options include "freedom" "the constitution" or "democracy"]." What does it look like to have a nation capable of collaborative problem solving in good faith? Someone ask New Zealand...

    • @jrobinson5661
      @jrobinson5661 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      the antifa and blm riots ruined the country for many others too

    • @bryanhowell1029
      @bryanhowell1029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      they should have stayed. hell mine should of stayed. now we can all enjoy socialism with our best friend Joe Biden and all his leftists butt buddied. 80,000,000 stupid, dead and computer generated people voted for a socialism democracy. Wow who would have thought.

    • @del.see.oh.89
      @del.see.oh.89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@jrobinson5661
      This country isn't as fragile as you make it seem.

  • @kadarabdullahi
    @kadarabdullahi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +599

    "They maced me!!"
    What were you trying to do?
    "Storm the Capital!!!"
    Omg 😂😂😂😂

    • @Stadtpark90
      @Stadtpark90 3 ปีที่แล้ว +59

      That was like talking to a 5y-old child...

    • @arbelisfdezqda5839
      @arbelisfdezqda5839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Are there really people like her in this world🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️now the republicans know why they can’t just put anybody in the highest position in this country. I just don’t get why they choose him and not one of their politicians 🤔🤔🤔

    • @rickkoenig3793
      @rickkoenig3793 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      This is why we can’t have nice things ...

    • @gfeather6466
      @gfeather6466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      They said she was faking and rubbing an onion in her eyes

    • @sammncheesee
      @sammncheesee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      And she wasn't even maced. She had an onion in her hands and was rubbing her face with it for screentime.

  • @arink4889
    @arink4889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +690

    This is the first time as a Canadian I've really considered that we might need our own wall

    • @artos1955
      @artos1955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      And it won’t cost us a thing. We’ll just get all the day-old TimBits to build it.🤗

    • @sierraromeoromeo2444
      @sierraromeoromeo2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @Arin K: Don't wait for funding or planning permission, get building right now!

    • @jasonwhat8946
      @jasonwhat8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please build one then!!!!

    • @l4StarPS3l
      @l4StarPS3l 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Please build one!

    • @linzzyy
      @linzzyy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same...

  • @daddyandfamily1227
    @daddyandfamily1227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    Love it...go Stephen! You can scream what I think. Thank you for being a true American patriot.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
      "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
      Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

  • @jessicaberg8573
    @jessicaberg8573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    For those of us that live in the real world, actions have consequences. Don't pay your cell phone bill, you lose service. Don't go to work and you lose your job. Sometimes even one bad decision can ruin your life. But not so for the leaders of our country. Or for certain individuals who believe they're above the law.
    This was laid bare this week in the senate races in GA and the insurrection at the US Capitol. Americans made choices to uphold their specific values. Voters in GA had their voices heard and a small portion of people decided to subvert democracy.
    Rioters breaking into Congress and elected officials willing to continue to lie to the American populace. All should be held accountable for their actions. Also the commanders of the law enforcement personnel in D.C.,... Please handle all "protests" equally.
    Tanks and overwhelming force against Black Lives Matter, but unguarded easy access to the US Capitol during the certification of duly recognized state votes and... No consequences. America can, should, and will do better.
    This country is made up of immigrants who seek freedom, but also people who were and are oppressed. America was not some new wild frontier; people had lived here for a very long time. And many people were forced here against their will in slavery.
    But, we can be better than our ancestors - we can value each person for their character. This country is an experiment in democracy, and for us to succeed, we have to be able to accept our faults and make much better decisions.

  • @Vikr_7
    @Vikr_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +593

    Stephen is so pissed, I can’t even imagine what Jon Stewart would have said on his show if he was still running it or what John Oliver will say when he comes back.

    • @brissiegeoff
      @brissiegeoff 3 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      On a scale of 1 to 10, John Oliver will deliver a rant at about 15! And rightly so.

    • @ontil68
      @ontil68 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I wish he'd drop something... Ol john is just to funny.. lol

    • @Delthfaithe
      @Delthfaithe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Hell, Im mad and Im not even american....I can´t understand he was able to stay in power....

    • @Para2normal
      @Para2normal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Seth Meyers rage on wednesday night was palpable.

    • @supermansuperman9066
      @supermansuperman9066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@DelthfaitheStephen Coalbut isn't funny to anyone with good intelligence; he's always been a propagandist; not a comedian.

  • @alexacastellano2112
    @alexacastellano2112 3 ปีที่แล้ว +451

    “They maced me” as she rubs an onion on her eyes lmao

    • @rebeccalarson4523
      @rebeccalarson4523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I was wondering what kind of weak-ass mace that was...

    • @TreyCapnerhurst
      @TreyCapnerhurst 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Came here to say that. She looks awfully not puffy or red-eyed for being maced. More like "Karen can't handle the spice of the onion in her hand" levels..

    • @gogetter6837
      @gogetter6837 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ubagreg
      @Ubagreg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Probably a lemon, used to counter tear gas.

    • @tallasianguy42
      @tallasianguy42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Onions are apparently an antidote for tear gas.

  • @charlx8979
    @charlx8979 3 ปีที่แล้ว +48

    “All the news thats admissible in court” IS FUCKING PERFECT FOR THE NYT

  • @RUSH2112RUSH
    @RUSH2112RUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    "They maced us..." she's the sort of person who would punch a Lion in the face and then scream "Why me!!!?" as it ripped her apart.

    • @chicynp4729
      @chicynp4729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Turns out, she wasn’t maces. She had an onion in the towel to make her cry. 🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️🤦🏽‍♀️

    • @RUSH2112RUSH
      @RUSH2112RUSH 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@chicynp4729 When she is brought to justice (Was that pretentious? Sorry.) she won't need an onion to make her cry

    • @felixborges7440
      @felixborges7440 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Snowflake???

    • @kharnac3973
      @kharnac3973 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      So, will "Liz" become the new Karen meme?

    • @edmboi
      @edmboi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      She's been exposed for having an onion in her palm with a towel and rubbing her face with it lmao

  • @coleengoodell3550
    @coleengoodell3550 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

    lest we forget that one person who isn't being lauded, had the state of mind to grab the certified EC vote certificates as the Senate was being evacuated from the room.

    • @forwhy8723
      @forwhy8723 3 ปีที่แล้ว +82

      They were two women actually photographed doing this

    • @jymbo1969
      @jymbo1969 3 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      The only true heroes of the day.

    • @fanatamon
      @fanatamon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      Great job under pressure.

    • @honorsilverthorne7227
      @honorsilverthorne7227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Thank the Lord for these two Democratic women. REAL patriots. ⭐⭐ Let's find out their names.

    • @tomdavidson7866
      @tomdavidson7866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      @@honorsilverthorne7227 why? So Magascum can paint threats on their homes?

  • @ceezb5629
    @ceezb5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Trump said in the summer to BLM protests, “when the looting starts, the shooting starts.”
    Trump said yesterday to insurrectionists, “you’re special, I love you, I understand you.”

    • @TheIdeabaker
      @TheIdeabaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      This! ^^

    • @kirkaug
      @kirkaug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      This is what I don't get. The guy has been pretty directly inciting violence all summer long. Only now that the lawmakers are the target does anyone seem to want to do anything about it. AmeriKKKa indeed.

    • @TheIdeabaker
      @TheIdeabaker 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@kirkaug Unfortunately, that is far too often the case in life. “It’s all fun and games until someone gets hurt.” 🤷🏼‍♀️

    • @jessesmithson7941
      @jessesmithson7941 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      He also deployed green men on the crowds and had them all gassed so he could do a photo up with a backwards bible in hand.

    • @kirkaug
      @kirkaug 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@TheIdeabaker lots of people were hurt and killed this summer as a result of his incitement.

  • @alainbrouillaud484
    @alainbrouillaud484 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    “The tip of the DOUCHEBERG”… Stephen Colbert nailed it!!!

  • @808shamalama
    @808shamalama 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1209

    “ In a real revolution when you lose they chop your head off, then your piano scarf will have nothing to wrap around “ 😂😂😂 Booyaka

    • @evelyn4180
      @evelyn4180 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      10 out of 10

    • @gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469
      @gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Don't they line them up on the wall before a firing squad?

    • @ceezb5629
      @ceezb5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Why you ask?
      Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅

    • @Elephantstonica
      @Elephantstonica 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gerardoramoncesarreynaldo9469
      Waste of ammunition.

    • @michellechaney6023
      @michellechaney6023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Plot twist: she is said to have an onion wrapped in the blue cloth she's wiping her face with. Seriously

  • @drew8256
    @drew8256 3 ปีที่แล้ว +710

    Best way to explain the last 4 years. “ Elect a clown and you get a circus”.

    • @Craig806
      @Craig806 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This is your president and your election. You must be proud.
      th-cam.com/video/V7Ia6WwIkNk/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/IKiyAy9vjrk/w-d-xo.html
      Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.

    • @pittsboroyouththeater8455
      @pittsboroyouththeater8455 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So true!

    • @DrJackiethePA
      @DrJackiethePA 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Best summary

    • @S1L3NTG4M3R
      @S1L3NTG4M3R 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I wrote that too... hehe... like minds

    • @maryluffman7124
      @maryluffman7124 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      At least Biden and Harris get the economy in the same shape of the country as they gave it to Trump when Obama and Biden got out of office !

  • @sougatamahapatra4664
    @sougatamahapatra4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +193

    The moment she said ‘it’s a revolution’ I lost it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @janrobnettwordweaver2227
      @janrobnettwordweaver2227 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      It'll be difficult holding a Revolution in prison, Elizabeth. Have fun.

    • @villehytonen7279
      @villehytonen7279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Same here. That was priceless.

    • @amywonderland9297
      @amywonderland9297 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I lost it when someone on Twitter pointed out shes holding a fucking onion in that cloth!

    • @ceezb5629
      @ceezb5629 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why you ask?
      Well, we’re storming the capital it’s a revolution silly! 😅😅😅

    • @dr.aasiyahghazi9168
      @dr.aasiyahghazi9168 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      LOL she acted like getting maced was a bad thing but she was doing something that was uncalled for! For reals? Ridiculous; I lost it too 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @SouthwesternEagle
    @SouthwesternEagle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I keep replaying the part between 7:37 and 8:30. That's 53 seconds of amazing rage!

  • @frmrfr
    @frmrfr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Don't ya hate when you're fighting a revolution and then, tragically, you get pushed and maced?

    • @Kaysler
      @Kaysler 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      That's an cut onion in her towel , yes really, 7:32 .

    • @ghostmobiil
      @ghostmobiil 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      God, it's just one of those days

    • @ChrisTopherBunnell
      @ChrisTopherBunnell 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Kaysler even if it is ice, she is stpd to think that helps and has never been to a real protest before.

    • @deborahcazalas297
      @deborahcazalas297 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😆

  • @chillchannel8658
    @chillchannel8658 3 ปีที่แล้ว +794

    Breaking news:Afghanistan planning to send troops to the US to stabilise government

    • @mrchocklat
      @mrchocklat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      HAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @steveheitz
      @steveheitz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      That's a good one!

    • @redXmamba
      @redXmamba 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Damn lol

    • @teslaandhumanity7383
      @teslaandhumanity7383 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Imagine if that happened 😂😂🤣😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I hope they come quickly because we need the help. 😐

  • @AdrianVex
    @AdrianVex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    There is absolutely no humor in Stephen's eyes during the entirety of the monologue. He makes the jokes, but there isn't a shred of laughter in him. Just seething anger. Exactly as it should be.

    • @AdrianVex
      @AdrianVex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @Daniel Smith I'm curious as to what part of my comment makes you think that murdering me would be justified. Please clarify.

    • @kq1777
      @kq1777 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Because trump and his stupid base have crossed the line from comedic foolishness to outright criminal acts that resulted in 5 deaths. Nothing funny in that.

    • @AdrianVex
      @AdrianVex 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@kq1777 yeah, that's my point. I agree. He's telling the jokes because it's his job, but he's not expressing any humor behind the words. He's just angry. That's what I'm saying is appropriate, the anger at what our country is.

    • @jennhuot8425
      @jennhuot8425 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He is just jealous trump is more famous and more loved then he will ever be

    • @leao6639
      @leao6639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@jennhuot8425 is that a fucking joke

  • @sinbadwilliams7186
    @sinbadwilliams7186 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

    While this situation is tragic, him explaining what happens to failed revolutionaries at 7:35 is hilarious as well as historically accurate

    • @BusoRockin1000
      @BusoRockin1000 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Commenting 8 months on. Still waiting on the chopping. None of that so far. Just MAGAts getting sweetheart plea deals.

    • @skinnie2838
      @skinnie2838 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      The evidence is in. WHERE ARE THE SEDITION CHARGES DEMOCRATS? WHATS THAT? THERE WONT BE ANY BECAUSE JAN 6TH WASNT AN INSURRECTON? Whats that? You are now hiding because you pushed Anti American lies and helped spread left wing propaganda? Isnt that interesting.
      "No amount of evidence will ever persuade an idiot'. - Mark Twain. How true this is. Also we have mountains of evidence showing Kyle Rittenhouse rightfully defended himself and far left morons are really out here talking about 'He shouldnt have been allowed to defend himself because he crossed state lines to help defend an area he works in and is only a few miles away from his home'
      Imagine being subscribed to Stephen Colbert unironically

    • @louise_rose
      @louise_rose 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Historically, people who attempted the stuff Trump, Giuliani, Bannon & co tried to pull off last winter as a bid for power, and who failed, have often ended up hanged in public. or locked away for life. Sometimes court-martialed - or sometimes they have killed themselves fast to escape a trial and harsh punishment for their treason. Trump is lucky that he's unlikely to see such a fate, but he and his henchmen (some of them female) should definitely be put on trial.

    • @sinbadwilliams7186
      @sinbadwilliams7186 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@louise_rose Yet the majority of the people who did this are walking free. They committed literal treason on live television and they get away with it, yet I walk down the street to go to 7-11 for a Slurpee and I get arrested because I am black a 'fit the description' of some random guy. Treason is punishable by either life imprisonment or death by hanging as the traitors they are and yet they get away with it! Can't say they don't know who it is who did it since so many of them posted on various social media sites videos of themselves doing it!

    • @louise_rose
      @louise_rose 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@sinbadwilliams7186 I think hanging stopped being used as capital punishment in most western countries some time back (especially hanging in public), but I sympathize with your wish that people who engineered this kind of treason should be punished as firmly and coldly as their brothers back in the 19th century.

  • @sadanandnaik9803
    @sadanandnaik9803 3 ปีที่แล้ว +138

    Committing a crime and then giving away their info on television...no wonder they couldn't process proof or logic when provided with either. That's one mystery solved.

    • @krisquigley4497
      @krisquigley4497 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Haaaa ha!

    • @Craig806
      @Craig806 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      This is your president and your election. You must be proud.
      th-cam.com/video/V7Ia6WwIkNk/w-d-xo.html
      th-cam.com/video/IKiyAy9vjrk/w-d-xo.html
      Here is a little science for the people who think there is no evidence about ballot manipulation.

    • @yamatowolfgang7960
      @yamatowolfgang7960 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Shhhh, don't you dare teach them otherwise

    • @Angelo_Dimarc0
      @Angelo_Dimarc0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Craig806
      And here's the truth. At the end of the day, the truth matters most.
      apnews.com/article/fact-checking-9146840045
      Or
      www.google.com/amp/s/www.kenoshanews.com/news/national/on-joe-biden-using-the-n-word/article_420ad826-6930-52f4-871f-3e2deb105fc4.amp.html

    • @Angelo_Dimarc0
      @Angelo_Dimarc0 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Craig806
      And here's a response to your second video just for kicks. It may have happened before the election, but wasn't Georgia a red state?
      www.google.com/amp/s/amp.cnn.com/cnn/2020/09/02/politics/georgia-voter-rolls-report/index.html

  • @DeadPool-bx8hy
    @DeadPool-bx8hy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

    Even though he threw his base under the bus, his base will still embrace him. Their loyalty is blind.

    • @kittyhazes5741
      @kittyhazes5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      So true, he told them that he would walk with them to the capital building then he ditched them and watched it all on TV. I’ve never heard of a Democrat willing to die or go to jail for an elected official they only know from Tv. Democrats aren’t stupid like that.

    • @RepublicOfUs
      @RepublicOfUs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Castor Troy I was going to make some witty remark about anyone naming themselves after a Face/Off character not being worthy of attention, but then I realized you're replying to a guy who named himself Dead-Space-Pool, so that kinda loses its punch. Either way, the important take-away here is that you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history.

    • @jacqdanieles
      @jacqdanieles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Castor Troy - whataboutism 101

    • @sierraromeoromeo2444
      @sierraromeoromeo2444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@RepublicOfUs "you're dumber than a brick, and on the wrong side of history" True, but only by a fluke of luck, that loser could never acieve boths of those things intentionally!

  • @dougclark9921
    @dougclark9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +164

    Not sure why anyone thought he would join them on a fool errand of an attempted civil war when he paid not to join the last war he was eligible for.

    • @infinitejest441
      @infinitejest441 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Bazinga! 🤡

    • @edwineze
      @edwineze 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      civil war? the only peoplo who talked about that were the left.

    • @dougclark9921
      @dougclark9921 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@edwineze Apart from the people who said it live on TV as they attacked and looted the capitol

    • @danieldylan1273
      @danieldylan1273 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Because he knows how dumb they are.

    • @1slotmech
      @1slotmech 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@edwineze ok.. either you're really that stupid or you're a bot

  • @LandonStevens
    @LandonStevens 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    3 months later and I’m still loving how angry Stephen is. Understandably at the insurrection, but ESPECIALLY by how stupid all the treasonous insurrectionists are 😂😂

    • @andrewfurst5711
      @andrewfurst5711 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Colbert is an actor, he majored in theater. He knows nothing about politics or economics. His Marxist masters tell to act angry, and he acts angry. It's all for show.

    • @chocolateeclare2286
      @chocolateeclare2286 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@andrewfurst5711 prove it

    • @mckenzie.8653
      @mckenzie.8653 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@chocolateeclare2286 still waiting on that proof lol

    • @chocolateeclare2286
      @chocolateeclare2286 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mckenzie.8653 lmao yup

  • @dannysart3990
    @dannysart3990 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1711

    "Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that" George Carlin.

    • @WalkoffGrandslam
      @WalkoffGrandslam 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      I always wonder what he would say these days if he was alive to see this shit......RIP Carlin

    • @nakedhealthy_
      @nakedhealthy_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Perfection.

    • @sharonpreston2826
      @sharonpreston2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Omg how have we lasted this long.

    • @stevenpdxedu
      @stevenpdxedu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I'd think that was funny but I can't do fractions.

    • @sharonpreston2826
      @sharonpreston2826 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@WalkoffGrandslam his head would explode

  • @StanvilleBrown
    @StanvilleBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1718

    "Never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups!"
    -George Carlin

    • @sandyjohnson4182
      @sandyjohnson4182 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Thank you, someone was bound to use that. It's one of the most applicable quotes for this time, or pretty much any time for that matter. No one ever said you had to have a brain to start a "movement" or a "revolution", or even to attend a "Trump rally".

    • @GarrusN7
      @GarrusN7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      They aren't stupid. They know exactly what the fuck they just attempted and need to be prosecuted. Don't make them out to be idiots to laugh at, they fucking attempted to overthrow the government.

    • @sandrasmit19
      @sandrasmit19 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      How I wish George Carlin was still with us. I would have loved to see what he'd have to say about all of this.

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sandrasmit19 me too!

    • @StanvilleBrown
      @StanvilleBrown 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@sandyjohnson4182 Yeah it go without saying. I'm thinks we are All living in the age of the Death of reason.

  • @Boahemaa
    @Boahemaa 3 ปีที่แล้ว +174

    I thought I was over this by now but I'm still pissed and I'm not an American. Unfortunately if America sneezes the rest of the world catches a cold. That's why we pay attention to news from the USA. I can't wait for January 20th. Thank you America for voting for progress.

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      When the 'mind your business' btiches start whining, remind them which country spent the last 90 years making sure that they were everyone's business and that there are 200+ US military bases outside of their borders. Their foreign policy has been to nations as a water cannon is to a giant oil fire.

    • @Lucas-jy7cv
      @Lucas-jy7cv 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Get your free shit back right

    • @brandywalkenten9085
      @brandywalkenten9085 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      America most likely has kept you safe. Kiss that goodbye.

    • @djzrobzombie2813
      @djzrobzombie2813 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Silverfirefly1 more than 300 bases ... Just ask Kyle kulinski for that fact 👌

    • @Silverfirefly1
      @Silverfirefly1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@brandywalkenten9085 Who is it that you imagine ever cried 'Hurray! The Americans are coming!' ?!
      The last good you guys ever did was assist in ending the Nazis, which was a coin toss in the end. If you're uncertain what I am referring to then do yourself and your children a favour and Google '1939 Madison Square Garden Nazi Rally'. All your leaders and top brass were loving it. The only reason that changed was when they realized how much tech and how many scientists they could loot after the fall of Berlin.

  • @delloffthewall
    @delloffthewall 3 ปีที่แล้ว +718

    2020: I was the worst year
    2021: And I took that personally

    • @Kasiarzynka
      @Kasiarzynka 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Bruv, it's literally been a week, don't you say such things or it's gonna take it even more personally

    • @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS
      @IExpectedBSJustNotThisMuchBS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Kasiarzynka Short version of that is... Jinx.

    • @Joekuh
      @Joekuh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Match has to reshoot that 2020 commercial ALREADY.

    • @ajh3461
      @ajh3461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart I'm just hoping they don't make a sequel 2022: Electric Boogaloo

    • @gregorynelson2327
      @gregorynelson2327 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yup, This year is now written as how you say it... 2020+1

  • @CraftAero
    @CraftAero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +458

    "President Throws His Riot Mob Under A Bus To Save His Neck"
    Why change tactics now ?

    • @dadams8086
      @dadams8086 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      That’s what cowards do.

    • @wamengxiong0409
      @wamengxiong0409 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@dadams8086 who said he wasn't? He did dodge the drafting

    • @JeradBenge
      @JeradBenge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      A big dump of pardons is coming. And we've allowed another day to pass while the republican senate plays obstruction, and posts virtue signaling selfies.

    • @howarde6047
      @howarde6047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Stephen is always good. This was beyond brilliant and reflects the mood of many sane Americans.

    • @JoshSweetvale
      @JoshSweetvale 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Disclaimer: No actual bus plowed through capitol crowd of traitors.

  • @XardionZ
    @XardionZ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    Normally when Stephen goes off, he usually reigns himself in really quickly. But not this time; he went in and everything he said was so righteous.

    • @kaeleastlord
      @kaeleastlord 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      He did the same thing yesterday when all of this went down. He was pissed.

    • @firedrake7663
      @firedrake7663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It’s very hard to not come across as righteous when talking about Trump & his supporters. Almost impossible, in fact.

    • @alamedadanceparty
      @alamedadanceparty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love hearing his passion.

    • @jonm7888
      @jonm7888 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Like the Colbert Report days.

    • @garyphillips2061
      @garyphillips2061 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are these late night talk show hosts going to talk about now that Trump isn't in office ?I'm done with all of them!

  • @whatintheworld7934
    @whatintheworld7934 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

    The news: Donald Trump is impeached again!
    Me, an intellectual: Impeachment 2: Electric Boogaloo

  • @davidleedutton
    @davidleedutton 3 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    The way that whiny little woman said, "We're storming the Capitol. It's a revolution," blindsided me with laughter.

    • @Anna-914
      @Anna-914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      That was HILARIOUS

    • @PeterLau23
      @PeterLau23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      She was using an onion wrapped in her scarf.

    • @Wisegirl6521
      @Wisegirl6521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      I think what gets me is the fact that she was complaining about being maced where in other country “revolution” are met with hanging or a bullet to the head

    • @ninawth
      @ninawth 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Wisegirl6521 I think people like her just thought they were living out some sort of heroic fantasy, because they are so clueless about the real world. They think that they are "the good guys" and that those always just win without having to risk or sacrifice anything. I think they expected to easily overthrow the baddies and be embraced as brave heroes. That would also explain why so many didn't event try to hide their identities. Maybe they've watched too many movies and read too few history books, I don't know. But they have no clue how bloody revolutions really are.

    • @mjefferson3223
      @mjefferson3223 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I almost spilled my coffee laughing at the clip

  • @jsmith6050
    @jsmith6050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    “It’s a revolution and you’re complaining they MACED YOU?!”
    I laughed so hard. Truer words have never been said.

    • @zannieholmes8555
      @zannieholmes8555 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      She is crying because she got maced. They was supposed to let her in it's a Revolution for white privilege, shame on them.

    • @hussainumair5837
      @hussainumair5837 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yup

    • @slyderace
      @slyderace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@zannieholmes8555 lol worse thing is, she never did! She had an onion in the towel and was rubbing it in her eyes to make it look like that. Timestamp is 7:12 !:P

    • @Nerd3927
      @Nerd3927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      You misunderstood. She was maced by her fellow protesters. That's quite upsetting.

    • @strangewayfaringstranger
      @strangewayfaringstranger 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      The funnier part is what he said next lol

  • @ReginnKunnr
    @ReginnKunnr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +528

    The rest of the world: "Mom! America is drunk again"

    • @coryhobbs5386
      @coryhobbs5386 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      HAAA LOVE IT... US dong shots again 🥃🍻🍸

    • @TJDawgs72
      @TJDawgs72 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lol 😝

    • @stampede122
      @stampede122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Fitting

    • @jamindavey
      @jamindavey 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      America has been having tequila breakfasts for awhile now.

    • @chichil-ticroberto5986
      @chichil-ticroberto5986 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      We seriously planning on stop importing Mezcal to the U.S. ...Mexican here!

  • @wgoulding
    @wgoulding 3 ปีที่แล้ว +166

    I want to see the FBI knocking on the doors of everyone who broke in. I hope they're going through the photos and videos and finding out who they are.

    • @kwharrison6668
      @kwharrison6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Their parents will be pissed!

    • @wickednwyld
      @wickednwyld 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@kwharrison6668 - Are you joking? Half off them were Boomers or Gen X.

    • @jsl151850b
      @jsl151850b 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Most of them were taking videos. One guy had a steadycam! Turn in the photos and cut a deal.

    • @Nevertoleave
      @Nevertoleave 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@wickednwyld their parents are still disappointed

    • @kwharrison6668
      @kwharrison6668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@wickednwyld yea... who probably still live with their parents...

  • @robynjustice8810
    @robynjustice8810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    Stephen isn't fcking around anymore. That was more brutal than usual.

    • @kellybreeyear9017
      @kellybreeyear9017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      I love this man and call to him to run...!!! We need much more common sense and rational thought in a power position to actually turn shit around. Colbert 2024!!

    • @k.a.2442
      @k.a.2442 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      But less than they needed to hear.

    • @robynjustice8810
      @robynjustice8810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@k.a.2442 True

    • @robynjustice8810
      @robynjustice8810 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@kellybreeyear9017 He would be miserable as a politician. He's doing what he loves.

    • @donaldmarusak4929
      @donaldmarusak4929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@robynjustice8810 SPREADING MORE HATE!

  • @myself047
    @myself047 3 ปีที่แล้ว +315

    The lady who was maced, "I cant believe they attacked me, I am a White Citizen just trying to make sure we keep the traditions of Confederacy alive"

    • @robinjackson7882
      @robinjackson7882 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      The real irony is that she’s from Knoxville. In the Civil War, East Tennessee supported the Union.

    • @sweetcreature1013
      @sweetcreature1013 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      btw there was an onion in her towel lmfao she probably wasn't maced at all

    • @videosurfah
      @videosurfah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@sweetcreature1013 I really hope she was for someone's sake

    • @zacharybierstedt1423
      @zacharybierstedt1423 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      @@videosurfah she wasn't. Getting maced *sucks*. We're talking swollen face, red eyes, streaming tears, mucus from every orifice. She was just rubbing onion in her eyes

    • @supernaturalta6174
      @supernaturalta6174 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I've been tear gassed before. I can guarantee there's no way in hell that woman was maced.

  • @codysteevis9536
    @codysteevis9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    You know things have gotten bad when Stephen strictly speaks out against the horrible things happening to our democracy instead of cracking witty jokes. We love you for speaking truth Stephen❤

    • @codysteevis9536
      @codysteevis9536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @SJWs Really don't get me wrong, both parties are corrupt, but I lean way more to the left than the democratic party does. Trump is the "fake news" he warns about

    • @SiciliaStandUp
      @SiciliaStandUp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      BS

  • @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683
    @deadpoolregeneratedegenera1683 3 ปีที่แล้ว +691

    “Who’s the more foolish, the fool or the fool who follows him?” - Obi-Wan, 1977

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      these are not the droids you're looking for...

    • @LoyaFrostwind
      @LoyaFrostwind 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Exactly! I was thinking about that yesterday, during the riot.

    • @barrystewart5946
      @barrystewart5946 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I am not in it for your revolution sweetheart, I expect to be well paid! -Han Solo 1977 Scooter Braun 2020

    • @TCTriangle
      @TCTriangle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      "My loyalty is to the Republic, to democracy!"
      - Obi-wan
      Definitely a good role model for all Americans.

    • @clubredken13
      @clubredken13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Do.. incite a riot. Or do not incite a riot.
      There is no try. -Trump

  • @PraiseTheFSMonster
    @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +226

    "I was trying to commit a traitorous felony and the police were so mean to meeee 😭"

    • @thomase917
      @thomase917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Not mean enough. These people were in the middle of armed insurrection and treason. They should face trial and go to prison for decades.

    • @thomaslevy2119
      @thomaslevy2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@thomase917 The FBI is hunting them down now. One by one, wherever they live, they will get a knock at their door from a field agent with a warrant for their arrest. They might not all be arrested, but many of them will be.

    • @PraiseTheFSMonster
      @PraiseTheFSMonster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @joe thomas Source?

  • @cvograves
    @cvograves 3 ปีที่แล้ว +239

    "Hey guys! I'm committing a federal crime! Here's my info!"
    Lol

    • @Optimystik
      @Optimystik 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It doesn't get dumber than that

    • @sharontaylor7844
      @sharontaylor7844 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      "You can't fix Stupid"

    • @gazpf
      @gazpf 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@sharontaylor7844 after 2020 it appears that you can't quarantine it either!!

    • @user-md4di6yg2p
      @user-md4di6yg2p 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Too bad they don't have a pill for that

    • @keithhancock8570
      @keithhancock8570 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      cameron graves,thats how smart thar are.pathetic human beings

  • @originalbert
    @originalbert 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Can we please stop calling him "president" it's embarassing.

  • @karinablacktie
    @karinablacktie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +115

    "A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." yup.

    • @georgerockson687
      @georgerockson687 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's true even a woman will do same by the way how are you doing

    • @johncolen3379
      @johncolen3379 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yup, Colbert is no longer funny. He hung himself.

  • @seanshameless0
    @seanshameless0 3 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    1/6/21, a group of republicans betrayed America. Never forget their names, never forgive their actions.

    • @ec0928
      @ec0928 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      It's a cult and it's a large one.

    • @Billaxle
      @Billaxle 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That's right! and their names are Ted Cruz, Rudy Gulianni, and Trump!

  • @MissRoxyful
    @MissRoxyful 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    *That is some serious “someone has to take away grandpas car keys” energy.* 🤣

    • @Bibliomaniac69
      @Bibliomaniac69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      🔥🔥👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻

  • @myramercedesredick1618
    @myramercedesredick1618 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    can we just give Steven a round of applause for informing correct information in a way that's hilarious at the same time and yet soo true

  • @riftwilliams
    @riftwilliams 3 ปีที่แล้ว +568

    Stephen: I'm not Lawyer. I'm a Clown. Like Rudy
    That is completely unfair to yourself and Clowns

    • @TheSuperPsychoKiller
      @TheSuperPsychoKiller 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Not all clowns are stupid like Rudy

    • @producerlinda7109
      @producerlinda7109 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      🤣😁😂

    • @s00prtek
      @s00prtek 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😄😆😂

    • @s.heilman5308
      @s.heilman5308 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Too funny

    • @sintua
      @sintua 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Rudy is more like those creeper clowns from a few years ago that were stalking random people, terrorizing them (back when creeps in Purge-style clown masks were more terrifying than creeps without masks).

  • @qweenzgrimyest
    @qweenzgrimyest 3 ปีที่แล้ว +74

    I've never seen Stephen Colbert so angry. Given the circumstances, totally understandable.

  • @tiamat_023
    @tiamat_023 3 ปีที่แล้ว +104

    I havent laughed so hard in a while as I did at the "chop your head off" bit. Thanks to Stephen for bringing some levity to an otherwise horrific turn of events.

    • @hubb3498
      @hubb3498 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Take your meds little boy.

    • @slowloris
      @slowloris 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I'm glad I'm not the only one. But i did feel bad about it! Woman thinks she started a revolution but still had her head attached...

    • @RussTaylorLegend
      @RussTaylorLegend 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hubb3498 you got a little cheeto dust on your chin there. Very patriotic of you to let the man finish though.

  • @519achilles
    @519achilles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Wow!! I only knew Stephen Colbert from some videos with celebrities that I've watched and his great sence of humor. I now really respect this guy!!!

  • @gmansk53
    @gmansk53 3 ปีที่แล้ว +290

    I feel as if I live in a world full of adults that never grew out of high school.

    • @susankimble6499
      @susankimble6499 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      More like manipulating grade schoolers.

    • @rocscee6902
      @rocscee6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Try elementary school.

    • @haydenjohnson7758
      @haydenjohnson7758 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@rocscee6902 bodies of adults with brains of elementary kids

    • @itwoznotme
      @itwoznotme 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      its a sad sad fact. I really feel for the USA, as it seems they have it worse than most!

    • @rocscee6902
      @rocscee6902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@haydenjohnson7758 they definitely lack the mindset of adults. My 9 year old is smarter than they are... what she says makes way more sense!

  • @frenchiesaparis5741
    @frenchiesaparis5741 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1461

    Fun Fact: If Trump is impeached again he cannot run for President ever again...Impeach away I say...

    • @teresaboze69
      @teresaboze69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +64

      He wouldn’t be allowed to run for dog catcher, let alone president.

    • @JackDrinkn2DollarJim
      @JackDrinkn2DollarJim 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      He will be too sedated in his crazy ward to even think about it.

    • @adamtzsch
      @adamtzsch 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      He has already been impeached.

    • @mrspidey80
      @mrspidey80 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He's probably gonna push for one of his dumb sons, then. In fact, he might actually do that even without being impeached.

    • @willbeonekenobi
      @willbeonekenobi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      @@teresaboze69 He's never been fit enough to run a lemonade stand, should never have run for president in the first place.

  • @MartinPittBradley
    @MartinPittBradley 3 ปีที่แล้ว +549

    OMG She tells people her name, hometown and that she’s mounting a revolution! Hero of the stupid!

    • @Julie-xu4sr
      @Julie-xu4sr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      And had an onion in her hand...

    • @Bervick
      @Bervick 3 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      Should have progressively asked more like "And what's your last 4 and your PIN"..

    • @NINacide
      @NINacide 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I can't remember her name, all I can remember is she's holding half an onion.

    • @RobertoMiamiFlorida
      @RobertoMiamiFlorida 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @Chelsea Love u killed me

    • @lolgamer8232
      @lolgamer8232 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Me: I am the dumbest man alive
      Trump: i-
      Me: you are clearly dumber

  • @-._.-KRiS-._.-
    @-._.-KRiS-._.- 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "His uppance un-comed." I love that.

  • @Jakilla69
    @Jakilla69 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Trump has to go now. Waiting till the 20th sets the precedent that his actions are acceptable.

    • @Tyrannulet2k
      @Tyrannulet2k 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Damn skippy, he still has the nuclear football, and that is terrifying.

  • @iskandartaib
    @iskandartaib 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    No big surprise. Trump demands loyalty but he'd ditch anyone whenever it suits him.

    • @natureandphysics403
      @natureandphysics403 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Kayleigh McEnany has a very uncertain few days ahead of her.

    • @RenaldyCalixte
      @RenaldyCalixte 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@natureandphysics403 She fixing up her hair for her Fox News interview right now. She is a coward.

    • @blmtrashjimmyisgay5507
      @blmtrashjimmyisgay5507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Colbert encourage BLM to burn cities. He should be arrested.

    • @DGoldy303
      @DGoldy303 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Even his supporters demands loyalty to their king. Look at Pence, He followed the law and they are eating him!

    • @asgeir6420
      @asgeir6420 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @darknightoftroy She could make it big in the adult industry if everything else fails.

  • @TBGHD1
    @TBGHD1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +140

    Remember folks, these are the LAW & ORDER people.

    • @mizzury54
      @mizzury54 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      yeah these law and order morons killed a police officer. Trump is an accessory to murder.

    • @stewrobb2329
      @stewrobb2329 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Only when it suits their cause.

    • @BraddaMarlon
      @BraddaMarlon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Joy Hopkins cite one blm police murder please

    • @BraddaMarlon
      @BraddaMarlon 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Joy Hopkins and trump pardoned child killers

    • @TBGHD1
      @TBGHD1 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@mizzury54 he should be held accountable 100%.

  • @sarahdavis8248
    @sarahdavis8248 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Sometimes it is worthwhile to look back. Thank you Stephen. This is still so topical, unfortunately.

  • @sethchambers4382
    @sethchambers4382 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

    The fact that these people had absolutely no problem very publicly declaring who they were or where they're from while committing federal crimes is the epitome of privelege and entitlement.

    • @richardsinger01
      @richardsinger01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I think it just shows how staggeringly stupid they are.

    • @annerodgers4081
      @annerodgers4081 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@richardsinger01 I was going to say the same thing. I have never seen so many dim wits in one place.

    • @maxinecox5373
      @maxinecox5373 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      It’s hilarious that half of them are on Facebook blaming it on Antifa and the other half are taking photos and openly identifying themselves!

    • @maryperry1773
      @maryperry1773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Perhaps they’ve been assured they’ll be pardoned

    • @athenasidiropoulou128
      @athenasidiropoulou128 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      If people go after them they can't complain about being doxxed they were doxxing themselves

  • @playwithyourfood1962
    @playwithyourfood1962 3 ปีที่แล้ว +430

    “He would see this country burn if he could be the king of the ashes.”
    -Varys

    • @juliaestradamachado815
      @juliaestradamachado815 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      I love it . It's pretty true.

    • @marshmallowdiptaco
      @marshmallowdiptaco 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "You cannot put a leash on a dog once you've put a crown on its head."
      - Tyrion Lannister

    • @tagminda4565
      @tagminda4565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      So many lunatic demonrat brainwashed cult in here.

    • @blindspotspotter.2352
      @blindspotspotter.2352 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I don't know where thats from but its very apropos.

    • @IAmHereForeve
      @IAmHereForeve 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@tagminda4565
      Are you a demonrat? You are here.

  • @ceedee1945
    @ceedee1945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +173

    "I'm pretty sure he's discharged plenty of duty in his office". I'm such a child for laughing at this...

    • @badratymj9255
      @badratymj9255 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same mate same mate

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Call of Doody: Capital Insurgency

    • @monkeymind4912
      @monkeymind4912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I’m right there with you lol

    • @vladsrun5662
      @vladsrun5662 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      if the stories are true he does wear Diapers. worst job ever for that person Shit from a Shitty person.

  • @saulasenikau9257
    @saulasenikau9257 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "An empire toppled by its enemies can rise again. But one that crumbles from within, that's dead. Forever." -Helmut Zemo

    • @thesilentangel8299
      @thesilentangel8299 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Helmut Zemo from Marvel, right?
      (I’m asking just in case there was some real life dude named Helmut Zemo and he wasn’t a Nazi like the Zemo of the Marvel Universe).

  • @shokryou89
    @shokryou89 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

    "I'd like to cancel my 2021 subscription. I've experienced my free 7 day trial and I am not interested." - got this quote somewhere and I can definitely say I agree. I wish those who are involved to be held responsible, accountable, and punished accordingly.

    • @finris1
      @finris1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      We are sorry that you are unsatisfied with out newest service. Unfortunately, refusal during the first 365 days of the 2021 package will result in your experience being reverted back to the most recent service, which from our records is 2020. However, if you are willing to wait, we will have our planned 2022 launch soon.
      We thank you for your feedback, as your concerns and comments are very important to us.

    • @Matty80822
      @Matty80822 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@finris1 I want to speak to your manager and get a full refund. I don't care what your terms and conditions that I agreed to says

    • @elainewalls1965
      @elainewalls1965 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@finris1 great comeback 🤣

  • @gringochucha
    @gringochucha 3 ปีที่แล้ว +379

    "Merely the tip of the douchberg"
    I'll be taking that, thank you very much.

    • @thisismysea
      @thisismysea 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Okay, it took seeing it in writing for me to fully get that joke. I'm ashamed.

    • @michelewalburn4376
      @michelewalburn4376 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@thisismysea it's ok. At least you're not blaming the BLM and ANTIFA for not understanding. Lol

    • @gringochucha
      @gringochucha 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Anna Hunt Yes.

    • @outrageousspeaker444
      @outrageousspeaker444 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@michelewalburn4376 don't get him wrong they are criminals and they pawed the way with their example and the mass leftist protests for the past 5 years

    • @gordonanderson3111
      @gordonanderson3111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Let us call him - 'Il Douche'
      As Beni Mousellini was called.

  • @jessesalazar7988
    @jessesalazar7988 3 ปีที่แล้ว +92

    Stephen is the only way I can digest this news.

    • @saoirsecushing5212
      @saoirsecushing5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Hahaha +1
      You would probably like my playlist..

    • @thomaslevy2119
      @thomaslevy2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same here. Whenever I see Mr. Dump speak on the news, I want to break my TV -- and it's expensive.

  • @marshamariner7897
    @marshamariner7897 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    He is pissed 😡😠😠 for sure. He has the comedy there. I just wonder how Evie can not die laughing w some of it. She's giggling but even with Stephen being serious I'd b howling 🌹💖great work Stephen 🌍🌎🌉

  • @Jsmith9055
    @Jsmith9055 3 ปีที่แล้ว +161

    Damn! Tell 'em Steven! He seemed sad about everything yesterday, but today he's pissed off. And rightfully so.

    • @buddydooley8650
      @buddydooley8650 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      2000 stages of grief.

    • @davidjames0106
      @davidjames0106 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      What struck me was they bleeped Trump's name in the text. The Trump name is so tainted it's treated the same as a cuss word. I'd hate to live in a Trump property right now (or ever, but especially now.)

  • @SajaHassan23
    @SajaHassan23 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1161

    An ignorant white lady: “It’s a Revolution!”
    Me: **laughing crying in Egypt in 2011**

    • @jerrystawnichy3873
      @jerrystawnichy3873 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Shucran

    • @cameronkrause4712
      @cameronkrause4712 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I know- that was the funniest thing i saw in years!

    • @AwesomeJudaline
      @AwesomeJudaline 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      *Cries in Syrian*

    • @sandragruhle6288
      @sandragruhle6288 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol!

    • @Toskrr
      @Toskrr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      I had a similar reaction to piano scarf lady. It’s like, doesn’t she understand people die in a revolution? Because a revolution is, yah know, A FUCKING WAR.

  • @DaDunge
    @DaDunge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +365

    I can't believe you're giving Moscow Mitch a pass on this. If not for him the president would already have been removed from office.

    • @waz207
      @waz207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      While I’m not the biggest fan of Mitch...it does seem, in this specific instance only, he has seen the light...he knows Trump is done, and is trying to save as much turtle shell as possible (but then blows it with the stimulus thing)

    • @miejeen
      @miejeen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      True, so true. And Miss Lindsey as well.

    • @waz207
      @waz207 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@miejeen well I do declare!!! I do believe you are correct! -Jon Stewart Impression (couldn’t resist!)

    • @tiffanyhammond5927
      @tiffanyhammond5927 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      And hillary, your point?

    • @johnsimon933
      @johnsimon933 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Dreamer

  • @havad3938
    @havad3938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Colbert fantastic! And didn’t hold back any punches!

  • @emebent
    @emebent 3 ปีที่แล้ว +378

    “In a real revolution they chop your fucking head off” gave me CHILLS I thought he was gunna lose it

    • @anthonyrousseau8050
      @anthonyrousseau8050 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      He was definitely channeling his best friend Jon Stewart here. One more push and might've actually gone "F*CK YOU! F*CK YOU ALL TO HELL AND BACK! Oh wait, that's right: HELL IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU! ...Damn, that felt good."

    • @SteakSawSr
      @SteakSawSr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I laughed for a straight 5 minutes lol

    • @rellikinvictus1057
      @rellikinvictus1057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Not to mention that chic was rubbing an onion in her eyes.
      No mace involved.

    • @jellomiki
      @jellomiki 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Please America, go French Revolution on this guy !

    • @gabriele27
      @gabriele27 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I laughed so hard when he said that 🤣

  • @PureNeptune
    @PureNeptune 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Stephen's face when he talked about cutting failed revolutionaries' heads off. What shocked, giddy and angry all at once.

    • @brucefreadrich1188
      @brucefreadrich1188 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      "Heads. Spikes. Walls." - Tyrion Lannister

  • @robhunter7245
    @robhunter7245 3 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Remove him from office before he issues these pardons, really

    • @jasonwhat8946
      @jasonwhat8946 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I’m going to educate you... all presidents pardon questionable people , go look up all the people Obama pardoned...lol
      You are part of the people blinded by your hate...
      Be part of the solution instead of expounding more hate

    • @stormanator01
      @stormanator01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@jasonwhat8946 getting a look at some of the rioters yesterday, I bet their favorite solution was the final one

    • @nonyabidness7911
      @nonyabidness7911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@jasonwhat8946 how many nazis did Obama pardon?

    • @damondelgado4603
      @damondelgado4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I already signed a petition..y'all sign it too.

    • @damondelgado4603
      @damondelgado4603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@jasonwhat8946 was it all people who all took the fall for the president and committed crimes for the prior election? I don't think so! Do your research!

  • @isabellebrant6057
    @isabellebrant6057 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    "A man facing a noose will say anything to save his neck." TRUTH.

  • @TheHikercrone
    @TheHikercrone 3 ปีที่แล้ว +397

    Well, it wasn’t the Lion King who killed Scar, it was the hyenas.

    • @saoirsecushing5212
      @saoirsecushing5212 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hahaha +1
      You would probably like my playlist..

    • @gordonchell4364
      @gordonchell4364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@saoirsecushing5212 Who. The Hell. Are You?

    • @rays2729
      @rays2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@gordonchell4364 A spammer.

    • @Tadicuslegion78
      @Tadicuslegion78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Scar: Republicans
      Simba: America
      Hyenas: Trump and his cult of fascists

    • @sieekakhan6761
      @sieekakhan6761 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Tadicuslegion78 yup. That's it

  • @JS-cs8gz
    @JS-cs8gz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +738

    Steven should do a whole show identifying as many insurrectionists as possible. I'd enjoy the description he'd attach to each

    • @thomaspalazzolo5902
      @thomaspalazzolo5902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Folks like "Generic Morrowind NPC" and "Baby wearing an Amish beard" and "Sir-Not-Appearing-As-Employed-Anymore."

    • @drd0114
      @drd0114 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      " 'Q-anon Shaman' and... 'superbowl super fan who's team can't lose if he cheers for both the Patriots and Vikings at the same time.' "

    • @maggieweimar4693
      @maggieweimar4693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      There’s an Instagram called @homegrownterrorists that is doing exactly that

    • @E2O10
      @E2O10 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      @Andrew McLaughlin quite a deluded way to see the situation.. imo. You're comparing a movement for a person to a movement for a historically marginalised group of people? Says alot about you as a person..

    • @skonther0ck
      @skonther0ck 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Jimmy Kimmel did.

  • @danielc9509
    @danielc9509 3 ปีที่แล้ว +608

    “I’m not a lawyer, I’m a clown... like Rudy.”
    Except Stephen is funny

    • @Yammenkow
      @Yammenkow 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Rudy is funny, just not on purpose

    • @christianbagnall9138
      @christianbagnall9138 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      A sophisticated clown with a mega brain

    • @nandum.h3765
      @nandum.h3765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      An intelligent clown. So not exactly Rudy.

    • @notroll1279
      @notroll1279 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Yammenkow You nailed it! 👍

    • @karthikmaddy9051
      @karthikmaddy9051 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Well he farts... thats funny... 🤷🏽‍♂️

  • @92Dragonx
    @92Dragonx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    After going back and watching all the late night hosts' monologues on Jan 6th its really sad to see that not only has not much changed it's only getting worse.

  • @kctexan
    @kctexan 3 ปีที่แล้ว +123

    "In a real revolution, when you lose they chop your f*cking head off." I swear to God I spit my drink all over myself. Colbert -- you owe me a new keyboard.

    • @hamiltonasseiro6671
      @hamiltonasseiro6671 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Poor you.

    • @elainelytle9704
      @elainelytle9704 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      LOL. That was funny. I laughed too.

    • @oldrrocr
      @oldrrocr 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I guess they thought they would be led by their mad king.

    • @tamikoestomo3275
      @tamikoestomo3275 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Stephen was and is really grand, isn't he? He made me laugh, too.

  • @saminbasir4664
    @saminbasir4664 3 ปีที่แล้ว +154

    He is literally the book definition of a cult leader

    • @frankt9156
      @frankt9156 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      A cult leader with the nuclear code and the might of US military.

  • @Kasia_Luna
    @Kasia_Luna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    It feels like we're living in a really, really bad sci fi movie.

    • @greymasunungure5938
      @greymasunungure5938 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      Made by SYFY 😭😭😭

    • @EH23831
      @EH23831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      Nah - a particularly savage episode of Veep! Go watch it if you haven’t- it feels like a documentary these days 😒

    • @Kasia_Luna
      @Kasia_Luna 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@EH23831 ou i'll check it out.

    • @Dred0n
      @Dred0n 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      I'm saying like a twilight zone movie

    • @thomaslevy2119
      @thomaslevy2119 3 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      It's called George Orwell's "1984" -- in 2021. The author predicted many insane things which have actually happened to our society. Read it some time.

  • @ROBLOXGamingDavid
    @ROBLOXGamingDavid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Elizabeth: *_I GOT MACED_*
    Me: I got *Onion'd*

  • @eucri
    @eucri 3 ปีที่แล้ว +149

    It blows my mind that he never faces consequences.

    • @JSmithDad
      @JSmithDad 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yes. Justice is NOT blind, and some people ARE above the law. Turns out we were fooled by hope..

    • @DigestiveCeremony
      @DigestiveCeremony 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Once he becomes a private citizen again, he's done. That's why he's so desperate to hold onto his presidency.

    • @adamabbas1487
      @adamabbas1487 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He has gone 74 years without facing consequences, it's astounding really.

    • @mark-shane
      @mark-shane 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Blame your pathetic US constitution that Protect s a sitting US pres. and has the crazy thing called "pardons"

    • @kazeryu4834
      @kazeryu4834 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      He might this time, i don't know for sure of course. But at the very least he is afraid he might, this is about the closest we ever got

  • @lw3269
    @lw3269 3 ปีที่แล้ว +446

    Sad times when a late night comedian has to abandon humor to walk us through daily trauma. However, all late night hosts have a moral compass, unlike the predator in our WH.

    • @sarazenha5626
      @sarazenha5626 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Even Fallon?? :S

    • @VLind-uk6mb
      @VLind-uk6mb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I could use Jon Stewart and Bill Maher, but I doubt Dave or Jay would have managed this very well -- they were far too keen to remain MOR. Hats off to Stephen Colbert. I have not bothered with the rest of the current crop as I never do -- aside from John Oliver. Hope he is back this week.

    • @noble_norse7786
      @noble_norse7786 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Or to get you to believe the narrative, without question and not look any deeper. It's called programming.

    • @MichaelSplatkins
      @MichaelSplatkins 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@noble_norse7786 Pretty much everyone from both parties are asking many questions that are they're very similar. No amount of narrative changes this much footage or lunatic MAGA precedent calling for civil war while handing out threats of violence and death for years.

    • @robwilliamson9056
      @robwilliamson9056 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Except they aren’t funny