Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship. Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.
Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.
But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free? Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.
@@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit. Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.
@@landya.9258 Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges. Involving the use of money.
We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today! In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.
If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.
In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves. Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.
nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school? And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?
I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.
In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it. I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time. These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.
You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.
Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.
@@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!
Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.
To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.
@@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.
@Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.
I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤ We love you trevor
I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.
That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone
The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.
It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.
Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.
I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁
Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.
We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.
Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?
U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm. He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar. Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it! Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it! Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.
@Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.
@@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam. Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.
But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame
Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice” Son: “I will choose my own bride!” Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.” Son: “Well, in that case…ok” Next, the father approaches Bill Gates. Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.” Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!” Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.” Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok” Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank. Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.” President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!” Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.” President: “Ah, in that case…”
why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.
Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.
Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️
I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!
Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor. Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.
Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!
Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!
It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.
Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.
thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now
@@yammyfromearth3410 socialism and democratic socialism are different. I understand your confusion but if you take a couple minutes just to google it, you'll see the difference.
IDK, I m not American (but I do not dislike comedians) but how many segments was not really funny? Tax evasion in corruption? Being American, voted for Trump and realised U got conman for potus? Having roads as top of their socialism needs as nation? Or even word 'nation' in the title? wtf USA has largest % of poverty amoung all OECD (developed world)... I watch Travor only cause he is not triing to 'MSM propaganda' his jokes.
Miha Ucakar Noah is making public service here: a funny spin is an aid for attention and therefore memory he is helping to build memories in people with very short attention span. I therefore cherish his work for using his platform and fame to call the attention on the not funny corruption that divides the legal system into two tiers: one for the wealthy and a very different for the not wealthy.
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad Buy all of the things I never had Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
My brother got into that Uni. In his interview, he was asked how he was able to grade so high on the SAT. (Yet such poor HS grades. Straight C- student, (Didn't reveal he had straight in elementary until brain injury after falling down a mountain). He explained he had 2 & 3 jobs all through high school which limited his study time. (Morning & afternoon news paper routes & retail shop weekends & holidays.) His success was: He listened well, discussed & debated well and studied two How Too books: One on Taking Tests & another on How to... SAT. After being denied Med School due to the Euthanasia question he went to Law School.
But it is great right now? Poverty rates are at their lowest, people are being employed, and those enrolled on welfare are dropping. Maybe you need to get out of your ideological echochamber's parallel reality...
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@@imalwayswatching1388 Lmao yet cost of living is at its peak and minimum wage workers (half of america) cant even afford a nice apartment. Save your trump stats for someone who cares. Im worried about people not numbers.
@ That's misleading since that number includes teens who work like side jobs to make a bit of money and also a lot of minimum wage workers live in rural areas where purchasing power is low and they can afford housing/basic needs.
I used to say "Eat the rich" as a joke, but the more I hear about their antics, the more I start to believe that literal wealth-based cannibalism might be a good idea after all.
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Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
@Brer Rabbit exactly
Why that wasn't a go-to idea I have no idea. Make them owe the regular tuition of their child and pay up their bribery towards a national fund or scholarship.
Edit - Yeah, more than the original amount is better.
Could make 'em all invest in a gigantic collective fund that's reinvested and serves to grant scholarships to struggling students for decades to come. Could name it something humiliating, too. That'd be poetic justice.
But isn't their actions (at its core), at least somewhat understandable in a society where education isn't free?
Some higher education may cost you, to varying degrees from very low, to more private options, but still within a manageable student loan -- this is the Nordic model and much of Europe as well. When such basic options in life is at least available (with some effort) to everyone, corruption goes way down IMO.
@@joachimb9305 This scandal isn't about the cost of higher education - it's about the space available for those who want to attend the most prestigious universities. There are only so many slots for people to attend, and this scandal was about wealthy people cheating to appear better in the metrics which determine who gets those slots - like by cheating on the entrance exams. It was supposed to be a system largely based on aptitude and merit.
Of course the price of higher education in the US is also an issue, but I'm pretty sure that's not what this particular scandal is about.
The sad truth is that the rich have always felt they are above the law, and have usually been treated as such throughout history.
they are not above the law... they made the law
Have some compassion, they are suffering from affluenza. jk
@@landya.9258
Thanks, was just going to comment, not above the law, but able to influence its writing, adoption and enforcement through people who are lawyers, politicians, and judges.
Involving the use of money.
We read in History where the Common Man created Institutions and Checks & Balances and have a Voice today!
In a Hundred Years...we will finally Know...We are Strong & it's not the 13th, 16th or 21st Century anymore! No way! Now we have the Power! ...in the 23rd Century.
Feudalism, in a word. This is not a democracy by any means. It's so blatant that its ridiculous to think otherwise.
The more money you have, the less jail time you get.
The less money you have, the more jail time you get.
~equality~
No
I think you meant ''correlation'' not ''equality'' there...
@@ritagomes7838 p sure it was sarcasm.
@@nanochic O'really?!?...
@@ritagomes7838 r/woooosh
I love this guy...he is so smart and funny, talking about serious matters in a fun way...i laugh and get informed at the same time...
You should watch clips of the previous host, John Stewart. Super funny. Maximum sarcasm.
@@thecoolkids2443 KieraTota has a great archive of old daily show clips
Trevor is very funny. But you should take his show with a pinch of salt and check other sources as well, for the news.
Sad part is this is a better way to get news and informed than actual news
He's also south african♥️
"Lori! Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition, Lori!!!!!"😂😂😂 There I cracked! 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Haha me to😂🤣😂
@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol 🤣🤣
@@verleyvalerius8780 what do yo mean
@@ahelzalmaj8647 lol = laugh out loud (same as haha)
“Just buy a smarter kid” oof
Totally true
Justice is served
That’s another crime these rich people are often guilty of-pedophilia and sex trafficking of children...HORRIFIC CRIMES AFAI ST HUMANITY!
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My favorite line was that Jussie Smollett ‘was judged by the content of his character not the color of his skin’ 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽 Well done Trevor; well done!
"We hang the petty thieves and appoint the great ones to public office" -Aesop
So true unfortunately
So your saying I'll be king if I steal the crown jewels?
If only people realized a proper hanging or bullet to the head is more humane than electricity or poison, also a lot less expensive, coincidentally. >.> Until we are governed by those who are paid minimum wage, nothing will change.
Trevor,
America NEEDS YOU! Your honesty and freshness give me hope for our nation.
Stay safe.
Yes this guy is fantastic
We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?
I lost it at “pay my tuition, Lori!” Lmaooooo
That girl resonates with me
Mine tooo
Unrelated but at 1:53 why is it funny
The gap between the rich and the poor is what started the French Revolution
I want my cake!!!!!!!!!
In general it was a revolution that aimed to throw away absolute monarchy, which is also taken as an example by nearby countries. It was a bloody shift towards establishing a Republic. No one wants to listen to Kings tax them to oblivion, even the good earning merchants, just to fund wars (they recently participated in the Amercan war for independence against the Brits) and see the Royal Family doing well for themselves.
Monarchies are kinda like socialist countries somehow, you pay huge tax to the Royal Family whenever they want to, and if you are unfortunately born a peasant, there's virtually no way to get out of that class.
Yet, nothing changed
Maybe it's time that gap starts another revolution here.
And pretty much every revolution ever!
Their kids have had the best of everything and still can't get into that one certain school. It wasn't meant to be.
nattydreadlocks1973 - Where were their parents when they were goofing off in high school?
And there are huge numbers of colleges and universities in this country. People who don't need financial aid would have no trouble finding one that would accept them. They don't need a diploma from some Ivy League school and whatever USC is. Does ivy even grow in California?
@Bunkiebe is this from the Kardashian playbook? 🤣🤣🤣
I am the child of fairly wealthy parents (upper middle class) but I still financial aid and I have no chance of getting that at a school like USC. I’m glad I stopped getting wrapped up in acceptance rates and the “prestigiousness” of schools.
I beat their kids on the sat and I come from the projects in the hood
@@atomicman2307 It's CLEARLY NOT where you come from it's How bad you want it and to Grow and Change your life.!! Oh ..and Congratulations to you
In ref to the college scandal: I'm disabled. Ive been denied ssi and I'm still in appeal. I was illegally kicked out of community college and couldn't fight it.
I can barely afford to go to school online half time because the gov granted me some help due to my disability. But I don't have a laptop. I can't afford books. I can't afford to go full time.
These rich parents should be ASHAMED of themselves and frankly I wouldn't mind them paying my way after all the suffering I've been through.
I'm sorry to hear that, how are you disabled?
You wouldn't mind them paying for your tuition but they would mind paying for you. You see, things have to work both ways and currently, the odds are in their favor, not yours.
do you have a venmo or gofundme? i would be happy to help you out in any way i can! us college students have to stick together!
Damn... my country is shitty but at least college is free and government pay extra money for your expenses and your dorm if you're poor or successful. If you're not poor you can still get the money to pay it later when you graduate and get a job.
@@damonguzman I love your direct nature in asking that question. Most people don't have the balls to check up when someone makes a claim like that its refreshing to see!
I am obsessed with this show 😢.... I bindge watch these episodes.
We're a rich country being run by a guy who's gone bankrupt six times. What could go wrong?
We will get Forbed!
Rich country?
@@spoton95 crazy rich country
StClemmons, in compare to what?
@@spoton95 That was just a play on the Rich Crazy Asians movie....
The word "privilege," literally translates as "private law."
How the law treats you depends highly on your class.
I try to learn something new every day. This is today's "something new" . Thank you!
Why not be completely honest & include race in that. Unadulterated truth is what gets us out of this shit show that's been built by generations of peasants with money & power.
“My God the assholery!” My new favorite phrase😂😂👌🏻
I can't believe aunt Becky got indicted before Trump.
Really? Nowhere in the bible does it say the antichrist will be indicted.
To Ken Allen, ever hear the joke... The Devil moved the Fence 5 feet into Heaven, God told him to take it down. Devil “No, lets go to court and by the way the best Attorneys are this side of the fence”. It did not end well, we were cursed with tRumpaDump for FAUXTUS. That was the Devil’s pay back, poor losers.
@@julespeace684 I recall a similar version of that joke but I completely understand. To be fair to Trump, I dont honestly think he is the antichrist. I just believe he is the path upon which the antichrist will walk freely upon.
@Jennifer Erickson My money is on Jared Kushner, and I may be murdered for this, but I dont think the beast will carry his mark upon his body. Yet demand loyalty from others. I think the hairpiece is a parasite of some form that will clarify itself in time.
@Jennifer Erickson Hairpiece=illegal alien of some form
I think you should make a show like this in South Africa, people are not watching news anymore and I personally think this is a new way to watch news❤
We love you trevor
"Honestly, for that amount of money, just buy a smarter kid" 🤣😂
a fellow exo-l!!!!
Imagine when you realize that there is a real market for children, mainly in europe coz of the skin colour.
@@banaalhariri6434 yes haha
Jeff Bezos is sitting somewhere watching this and thinking; "amateurs"
I don't think they should go to jail. I think that they should give the same amount of money to fund students who would have been denied because of their actions. They should also do community service.
May be they should. Then the lawmakers would do something to improve the broken prison system.
That's still paying your way out of jail. People are quick to shun rich people for paying their way out of crimes, but if the money is offered to you, then you quickly change your tone
The joke is that is no even needed that all riches do that but only a small amount of them. You can do so much with that money that now is unreachable behind bankaccounts.
Why should they not be in jail?? Do the crime(s), do the time.
Perfect solution
The rich get richer the poor get prison.
It makes me have close to no respect for the justice system. I adhere to my own code of ethics. I try not to affect others in ways I wouldn't want to be affected. Other than that, fuck the law.
And the rich get richer from keeping poor people in prison. Privatization of prisons is big money.
privatizing any industry always leads to corruption
Don't forget why prisons make the money they do. Prisoners are the last case in this country where slavery is still legal. It's still practiced elsewhere, but in prison it's officially condoned by the powers that be.
Trevor the only one that keeps me updated in the best way 👍🏾
I can't decide which I love more: Trevor cracking up at that audience member's groan at 8:04 or the way the end-of-video music kept playing and then tricked us into more Trevor again and again. Well done! More videos like this, please, Trevor! 😁😁😁
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Another reason sports should have nothing to do with education.
Scott Cox Agreed. That's exactly why Ivy League colleges do not offer athletic scholarships. If kids spent all those hours, weeks, years learning/studying, instead of playing sports, even just part of the time & dedication, kids would get into better schools.
AMEN!
@@ADetailedHouse They don't? Since when?
As a soccer player myself I agree.
I think that's an American thing. University sports are a very small amateur endeavour in most countries.
We already live in the hunger games. The decadence of the 1% is disgusting. There wouldn't be poverty and starvation if the rich werent hoarding the wealth they get from the broken backs of the many.
"How do you you think they got so Rich?"
Oh...you just answered it.
Wait...? You really think that the existence of rich people causes poverty and starvation? How does that work? Rich people are rich because they've exchanged goods or their talents that people need/want in exchange for money. They are creators of wealth. They are solvers of problems. If you're going to generalize all bad things of "rich people" because what some of them do (like cheating taxes) then generalize the goods things as well, won't you?
U just reminded me of the time my late husband had to do a stage for a KY horse farm.
He came home telling me that the "cheapest" car there was a Jaguar.
Long story short, he brought home filet mignon, fresh lobster, caviar, unopened bottles of champagne (not the cheap stuff), gorgeous centerpieces, u name it!
Guess what the hosts were gonna do w/ it? U got it....trash it!
Must be nice to be that rich that u can just trash food like that w/ no regard for other's hunger.
@Morgoth Bauglir I'd assume that many of the CEO's of yesteryear were the ones who built companies from the ground up, and had more respect for the workers because they used to be one themselves, instead of going to an elite college, and taking the fast track to being an executive.
@@wolfila8873 I don't think so, I know so. The US is a prime example on what happens when Capitalists are allowed free roam.
Your worship of the rich won't make your life better. They couldn't care less about you.
How arrogant to be signing autographs before your trial!
Trevor is just brilliant, love him!
Money can't buy Smartness for students. Look at Trump.
@ThePark 627 I got ya Smartn[l]ess (without) hahaha
@ThePark 627 No, I feel no sympathy for Trump whatsoever!
But it can buy that piece of paper that employers decide is more important than intelligence or aptitude. And if it comes from the same place the boss's came from you'll definitely going to get the job, as long as you can schmooze long enough for the interview. And let's face it A LOT of people fail up.
Illiterate
bug you need to be smart to earn that sum of money
Admit if your guilty and we will let you go 😂😂😂😂
Laurie,pay for my tuition fee is super hilarious😄😄😄
She was looking at the camera while yelling that. Knew that it was going to be broadcast :D
@@Karlthegreat84 I thought it sounded like one of Trevor's reporters. The blonde one, I forget her name. Desi Lydic, that's the one.
@@AlanHope2013 Maybe, either way it's hilarious :D
Facts
Trump promise the USA they are gonna be so rich so fast.
Almost 4 years ,Still waiting
...pretty sure he didn't mean US, specifically... As his actions show.
He is a pathological liar
Taypayer money is being stolen and no tax audits went out.
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
Seriously! These rich parents who "paid" to cheat their kids into a college/university, SHOULD BE FORCED TO PAY THE SAME AMOUNT OF THEIR CRIME INTO A COLLEGE FUND to be used FOR STRUGGLING/UNDERPRIVILEGED college APPLICANTS to attend/complete their studies.
I love when Trevor gets the giggles.
Smart way of throwing more light on biased justice system in a hilarious manner..I love this show
Smiling and signing autographs lol I'm glad she was caught
this is probably one of the best segments on tv. shedding light on the class discrimination that happens everyday
"They keep rubbing their money in people's faces!" And now we want to see them suffer like we do 😁
Kinda ironic, the dude that said that was wearing a $40k Rolex Day-Date
Lori! Lori! Pay for my tuition!!! Lol 💀☠
How is it this video is hilarious and yet completely depressing? All at the same time. 😔😔😔😟😟😟
When you are that rich you start to think that you are above the law and can do anything
And apparently, you can get away with it by just some community service😐 that's a shame
Thats life
Actually, community service is a common punishment for first-time misdemeanors of this stature, regardless of wealth. I'm not going to argue that rich people dont have an advantage in the CJS cause that's obviously not true since they have access to better lawyers, but honestly, this is pretty standard.
Whole lotta people worshipping the almighty dollar
Tetsu Hatano aint that the usa?
Khalil Cisse unfortunately
Shiiiiiit, money can't buy happiness but it gets you pretty damn close.
C.R.E.A.M.
Sad but true
Preachers needing jets, presidents needing walls and vacation expenses, God needing tithes. Man, we can go back forever with this stuff.
Father: “I want you to marry a girl of my choice”
Son: “I will choose my own bride!”
Father: “But the girl is Bill Gates’ daughter.”
Son: “Well, in that case…ok”
Next, the father approaches Bill Gates.
Father: “I have a husband for your daughter.”
Bill Gates: “But my daughter is too young to marry!”
Father: “But this young man is a vice-president of the World Bank.”
Bill Gates: “Ah, in that case…ok”
Finally the father goes to see the president of the World Bank.
Father: “I have a young man to be recommended as a vice-president.”
President: “But I already have more vice- presidents than I need!”
Father: “But this young man is Bill Gates’s son-in-law.”
President: “Ah, in that case…”
Wow. 😲👍👏
Igor Carneiro o
This is some crazy shit
Yikes! Clever, but horrible.
Bravo! Well played sir.
The fact that he continues to call her by her Full House name "Aunt Becky" is hilarious
"I'm really rich! I'm really rich!"
Now that I've gotten into the mindset, I'm ready to run for President.
Trevor , you give me life ! Intelligent and witty comedy ! Love you !
SERIOUSLY HE NEEDS TO RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024
I was feeling bad for corruption in India now we have company
Yay!
Nope man.
U r amateurs combared to them.
@@zirkyrie8916 if you find some free time.... Google Indian national Congress scams
@@abhishekkulkarni2918 have you met Nigeria?
I love how he starts the jussie smollett segment 😂😂😂I wouldn't have started it with a straight face either
why is it that Trevor, Seth, and Stephen always take their hiatus on the same week lately? my sanity and sense of humor go rock bottom whenever they're not on air.
SAME I feel so empty!!! :’(
Same been trying to keep my sense of humor up.
And John Oliver is barely enough to tide us over because he's weekly and not daily...
August is a crap month for TV.
Omg same here... Bill Maher is on my list as well.
Neil Brennan... I can't breathe! On point and hilarious. If you or yours are ever coming through Boone IA you got a (covid) safe haven. Thanks. Respect.
If I had the money, I wouldn’t buy my kid into school, I buy the school!
How about just getting them acting lessons. Then using your connections to get them gigs.
Disney should take your advice for their kid Peter... #disneybuysonyalready
Or just you know.....teach them stuff...maybe a tutor?
@@sakurarayne That's dangerous thinking. We're not talking about sense or morals here, we're talking about results guaranteed by money legally.
Enough money to bribe , but not enough money to buy an entire achool
Trevor Noah is the Best comedian I've seen in a long time! The jussie Smollett! Story is hilarious! I did not know Subway was open 24 hours either?until I saw the interview with Jesse Smollett making this so much funnier! 😂 Lol!❤️
“ Pittsburgh entertain me”omfg😂
I'm so happy that I have an education system that doesn't care about money or status or if you were class president or the star athlete in high school. Cheating is not even worth it over here because you get so much help and so many opportunities. But more importantly, I'm so happy that most colleges (even the most prestigious ones) are tuition-free. No college debts for me or my parents!
Where are you from?
@@ebruphiyoemareyo7687 Maybe Germany. We have free tuition, too.
rich people are so greedy for more money
Most rich people don't think they are rich, they'll always look up to the ultra rich and think themselves poor.
Often acting like they have it so much harder than those who don't even make minimum wage.
You know to an African that statement would apply to you ;/
@@foxt.5043 that's such a good point
Fox T. I’m African and I ain’t poor
@@deacan5510 then count yourself more fortunate than others
Laurie !! Laurie !! Pay my tuition !! funny sound bite of the year . The only funnier one would have been when police carried Julian Assange out of the Ecuadorian embassy like a plank of lumber and Julian Assange had yelled -- Trump!! Trump !! Pay my Lawyer !!
Took me this long to ever comment on a Trevor Noah joke..but hey- First thing that happened on this one- he laughed soooooo hard. And- I laughed, instinctively, just as hard!!
Trevor is hilarious but also spot on!
It's funny that Trump tried to buy Greenland and then canceled the trip because they said no. like seriously even they thought he was joking and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with. It's not like we can put him in time out for his temper tantrum either, seriously he needs to grow up.
nah he must have thought we are in the 1800s
Lol he canceled a trip to Denmark cause he couldn't buy Greenland. That's even crazier. It's like canceling a trip to the UK because he couldn't buy Australia.
"... and now they finally see the childish president we've been dealing with".
Believe me.. we knew already.
Affluenza... so they say
@Kim Jong-un Maybe one should ask the people of Hawaii and Puerto Rico
Where does Trump get his Milk from?
Mos-Cow
Ba dum tsshh
Great dad joke, I’m gonna take that one into my repertoire
Lool ,i guess he gets his meat from Slo -vealia too?
Pietro Jenkins and his pussy from Jhina. Oh we were talking cows. Ooopps
It's just a conspiracy theory pushed my Rachel Mad-Cow
Please talk about the amazon fire
thanks for saying this. I just started reading about it now. amazonwatch.org/news/2019/0821-amazon-rainforest-has-been-on-fire-for-three-weeks-heres-why-youre-only-hearing-about-it-now
That's news, get out of here 😶
They're off this week, thus all the clip compilations.
@@wardenm True but in general, the Amazon is not getting the publication it needs.
Ken Allen amazon in the lungs of this planet , yet Notre Dam had more publicity , people’s priorities sucks
My whole school is slowly embracing democratic socialism. I'm starting a club to promote it. I'm excited for our future ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽
I don't know... Socialism in the books is kind of a bad thing.
Just saying.
@@yammyfromearth3410 socialism and democratic socialism are different. I understand your confusion but if you take a couple minutes just to google it, you'll see the difference.
@@aprilmay1700 I disagree but everyone is entitled to their own opinions. It's been a huge success btw :)
this is the best realistic comedy show ever .love u trevoh
The "Make him admit it in a room full of eagles fans" remark is gold!! 🤣
@Rob Blokdijk 🤣🤣
The United Oligarchy of America
@Boyd if you think this all started with trump, then you have a LOT of back seasons to catch up on. LOL trump was completely predictable
11:33
It’s a serious matter, but that part gets me every time.
20:27 Wow that clip aged beautifully 🤣🤣🤣
Did just anybody noticed that at 13:59 you can hear lucid dreams from Juicy Wrld in the background? wtf 😂
Bruh it’s juice wrld not juicy
Yeah me too
Who down voted this video? The defendants?
IDK, I m not American (but I do not dislike comedians) but how many segments was not really funny? Tax evasion in corruption? Being American, voted for Trump and realised U got conman for potus? Having roads as top of their socialism needs as nation? Or even word 'nation' in the title? wtf USA has largest % of poverty amoung all OECD (developed world)... I watch Travor only cause he is not triing to 'MSM propaganda' his jokes.
@Kim Jong-un really? Your name... i can't even take you seriously
The rich making fun of how the rich get out of things is suppose to be entertainment?
A Redditor
Miha Ucakar Noah is making public service here: a funny spin is an aid for attention and therefore memory he is helping to build memories in people with very short attention span. I therefore cherish his work for using his platform and fame to call the attention on the not funny corruption that divides the legal system into two tiers: one for the wealthy and a very different for the not wealthy.
Trevor's laugh is priceless! 😂❤
You have got to be the funniest person since George Carlin I love you Trevor
That comedian drove the point home perfectly: its not that we want something for nothing, we just want a chance at survival.
HE IS A HONORED JOURNALIST EXTREMLY BRILLANT HE SHOULD RUN FOR PRESIDENT 2024
Love ya real honesty 💯
Lol I cant focus on the stories trevor is so funny 🤣😂🤣
Well it's all pretty sad but at least he made it entertaining
I wanna be a billionaire so freakin' bad
Buy all of the things I never had
Uh, I wanna be on the cover of Forbes magazine
Smiling next to Oprah and the Queen
I know this song but forgot the name
@@AkinlabiStClair it's called Billionaire
@Rob Li thanks m8
@@sunniedae2031 your right
win
Rich people really live in another world.
They won't be in shock or mad at him. Instead, they'll praise him for his deceitfulness and be proud of him for manipulating the system.
Btw I just want to say to whomever edited this video: Thank you for your time that you took to make this longer put together clips!
Hats off.
i think some ppl may of got the wrong idea, about what it means to b socialized...
I think you have a great idea of funding scholarships. The punishment would fit the crime
I want new episodes 😭😭😭😭
This is a great segment!
My brother got into that Uni. In his interview, he was asked how he was able to grade so high on the SAT. (Yet such poor HS grades. Straight C- student, (Didn't reveal he had straight in elementary until brain injury after falling down a mountain). He explained he had 2 & 3 jobs all through high school which limited his study time. (Morning & afternoon news paper routes & retail shop weekends & holidays.) His success was: He listened well, discussed & debated well and studied two How Too books: One on Taking Tests & another on How to... SAT. After being denied Med School due to the Euthanasia question he went to Law School.
"Juicy Smuliyee" by Dave Chappelle😂😂😂😂😂
The crime and the bonus crime. They should spend serious time in jail.
These are the same people who will say the economy is great. They live in a parallel reality 🤦🏾♂️
It is great..... for them
It's always great for those who have, even in market declines 🤔
But it is great right now? Poverty rates are at their lowest, people are being employed, and those enrolled on welfare are dropping. Maybe you need to get out of your ideological echochamber's parallel reality...
@@imalwayswatching1388 Lmao yet cost of living is at its peak and minimum wage workers (half of america) cant even afford a nice apartment. Save your trump stats for someone who cares. Im worried about people not numbers.
@ That's misleading since that number includes teens who work like side jobs to make a bit of money and also a lot of minimum wage workers live in rural areas where purchasing power is low and they can afford housing/basic needs.
13:00 - 13:25 Trevor's silver linings are the best.
I used to say "Eat the rich" as a joke, but the more I hear about their antics, the more I start to believe that literal wealth-based cannibalism might be a good idea after all.
It's Eat The Rich vs Kill The Poor
Getting #wealthbasedcannibalism tattooed on my ass
And the rich are panicing because it is looking more and more possible
Trevor talks about rich people like he isn't a millionaire himself =)))
He also understands what it's like to be dirt poor unlike these people he speaks about who are born into money.
If he even is a millionaire it has only been since hosting the daily show
Jessica Baker yah people who got rich after knowing what it is like to be dirt poor understand the struggles of everyday people.
Why does the beat go so hard tho? Yall didn't have to hype me up like that every minute and a half.
Idk why i laughed so hard on the Eagles joke but he would definitely not walk out walking 😂
What's funny, I have not used checks in years. It's either my debit, credit cards or paypal.
I died laughing at 8:02 😂😂😂😂😂 Love you Trevor
To be fair...seeing Ro-bron James destroy basketball hoops with his radioactive precision-guided three-pointers would be pretty fucking awesome.
i just realize that trevor made "bad guy signing a check for a murder" with his trump voice XD
Lmao at the” little Joshua “part
the intro made me wanna watch Crazy Rich Asians again for some reason🤷♀️
Rich people really be running this country* it's unreal
*And the world
Not just this country...the world.
That’s who the world has and always will be run
new-gen dems, not Biden, will attack the problem like true Americans
News to you Peri - Vladimir Putin is reportedly worth $200bn ...and he has his billionaire buddies running the show in Russia.
Yep. Certainly not poor people.
I don't even watch fuller house, seems like the show would take a hit. You know, family values and stuff.
WTF is FullER House?
Heh I'm even smirking at the bending statue of liberty 🗽 in the intro. Funny show.