Extracting Lidocaine from Anal Lubricant

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  • เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 ธ.ค. 2015
  • In this video I'll be extracting lidocaine, a local anesthetic from anal lubricant!
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  • @Nurse_Lucy
    @Nurse_Lucy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48212

    That emphasis on "brand new, never before used" bottle of lubricant

    • @magusperde365
      @magusperde365 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1524

      Yeah what a prude

    • @The_original_biblical_angelo
      @The_original_biblical_angelo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +102

      xD

    • @therobot1080
      @therobot1080 4 ปีที่แล้ว +681

      Bc there are dirty minded people he has to exclaim it

    • @basicallycroft946
      @basicallycroft946 4 ปีที่แล้ว +828

      @@therobot1080 ITS LITERALLY ANAL LUBRICANT WITH THE BRAND NAME PASSION! its so clear what its intended for its not dirty minded if its a dirty item

    • @oskaruib
      @oskaruib 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1535

      Because he prefers just spit.
      (Gosh I'm sorry.. so gross)

  • @michaelmccaine
    @michaelmccaine 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26035

    "brand new, never been used bottle of lube"
    I didnt suspect you before you said this but after...

    • @ModernAdventurer
      @ModernAdventurer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2896

      "unfortunately i didn't weight the lube before i used it"

    • @TheUchihasparky
      @TheUchihasparky 5 ปีที่แล้ว +783

      ^ 9:12

    • @atlaua1888
      @atlaua1888 5 ปีที่แล้ว +248

      You read my mind dude

    • @Jorb.
      @Jorb. 5 ปีที่แล้ว +539

      "gooey"... "sticky"... "white precipitate".......... hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    • @KyleHohn
      @KyleHohn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      Me thinks thou dost protest too much

  • @paddyblack-exe
    @paddyblack-exe ปีที่แล้ว +3365

    "I do my best to get out as much as possible. However, no matter what, there's always going to be a little bit left in the bottle."
    So, he speaks from experience.

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      LMAO these jokes are too funny, and I knew there would be such comments as soon as this video was mentioned in some podcast... 🤣🤣🤣

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Anyways, the special names Liz / Liza cannot be in someone’s name / yt name, and must be edited out!

    • @Qabim
      @Qabim ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ​@@FrozenMermaid666liz

    • @kahokohisagi9729
      @kahokohisagi9729 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@FrozenMermaid666why?

    • @FrozenMermaid666
      @FrozenMermaid666 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why what?

  • @theonebman7581
    @theonebman7581 ปีที่แล้ว +4846

    This was actually one of the first videos I saw of Nile in high school like 6 years ago
    As a teen, I laughed and giggled a bit at the... _experiment_
    Now as a mature young adult... *I was practically dying on the floor every 10 seconds of this video.*

    • @QuiltbagFleabag
      @QuiltbagFleabag ปีที่แล้ว +168

      It’s really *hard* not to

    • @yeetusfetusdeletus
      @yeetusfetusdeletus ปีที่แล้ว +167

      @@QuiltbagFleabag the emphasis on the word "hard" 💀

    • @ShiQingxuanSimp
      @ShiQingxuanSimp ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@yeetusfetusdeletus This video always seems to put me in a *tight* spot, it gets pretty *hard* to breathe when laughing.

    • @themasked_snake2477
      @themasked_snake2477 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@ShiQingxuanSimp
      Are ya’ll tryna kill me?

    • @thenonfurry
      @thenonfurry ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@themasked_snake2477yesn’t

  • @joshuacarrico9180
    @joshuacarrico9180 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4588

    The comments are exactly what I thought they would be.

    • @g.ferreira6745
      @g.ferreira6745 5 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I know right

    • @TWolf-gt6if
      @TWolf-gt6if 5 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      NEVER USED

    • @nomaxnula1
      @nomaxnula1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yep

    • @Cereal008
      @Cereal008 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I love it

    • @oquendo0021
      @oquendo0021 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Same, good thing I found your comment

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +26815

    "we then open up the brand new, never ever before used bottle of lube"
    Where's the seal, Nigel?

    • @phenomynon3969
      @phenomynon3969 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5177

      how do u know they come with seals, Pastor?

    • @laffys7384
      @laffys7384 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2095

      @@phenomynon3969 *destruction 100*

    • @Nadical
      @Nadical 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1409

      @@phenomynon3969 to extract lidocaine obviously

    • @SnickersEatsCookies
      @SnickersEatsCookies 2 ปีที่แล้ว +498

      @@Nadical obviously

    • @Exarian
      @Exarian 2 ปีที่แล้ว +589

      Why couldn't you ballpark a theoretical yield based on the label, Nigel?

  • @Ichiidino
    @Ichiidino ปีที่แล้ว +618

    The humor in this video existing without being direct is golden. Thank you for this masterpiece, Nile.

    • @dennismeide7683
      @dennismeide7683 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      He was serious and wasn't joking
      Thats the best part in my opinion XD

  • @cheeserdane
    @cheeserdane ปีที่แล้ว +590

    I like how expressly stated that bottle being "unused" was 😂

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Yeah. His GF must feel really left out.

    • @PronunciationPam-ho3bu
      @PronunciationPam-ho3bu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @AB-80X i think he was single at the time idk take it with like 18 decigrams of salt because a youtube comment said so

    • @cheeserdane
      @cheeserdane 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      @PronunciationPam-ho3bu even if he had a girlfriend at the time. He's just cute being so prude and inexperienced. Personally i use coconut oil because i keep running into people with allergies to various ingredients.

    • @itsgonnabeanaurfromme
      @itsgonnabeanaurfromme 17 วันที่ผ่านมา

      @@cheeserdane coconut oil degrades condoms though. Unless one of those people that doesn't use condoms and likes playing Russian roulette.

  • @nick8670
    @nick8670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22724

    Next episode: Extracting black tar heroin from play-doh

  • @bobbirdsong6825
    @bobbirdsong6825 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22170

    “For this experiment, you’re gonna need M A X I M U M S T R E N G T H A N A L L U B E by passion”

    • @Ash.is.trash13
      @Ash.is.trash13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +685

      i am dying omg 😂😂😂 this is exactly how he says it

    • @sixtolavalle343
      @sixtolavalle343 4 ปีที่แล้ว +201

      Bob Birdsong I saw this right before he said what you quoted 😂

    • @longback71
      @longback71 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      Bob Birdsong it’s brand new never been used he makes sure to point out. Letting everyone know he isn’t a consumer advocate for the product; maximum strength anal lube by passion. But does he feel weird clicking the buy it now option?

    • @LookingForFrogs
      @LookingForFrogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      @@longback71and he can write it off as a business expense.

    • @gibsonman507
      @gibsonman507 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      I couldn’t get past this line without cracking up

  • @peepsshawty1399
    @peepsshawty1399 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Probably the best product placement I’ve ever seen

  • @Steven-nq7fx
    @Steven-nq7fx ปีที่แล้ว +29

    Knowing now that the famous quote is an accident is hilarious.

    • @doby8544
      @doby8544 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Not really an accident, just not a joke.

    • @Steven-nq7fx
      @Steven-nq7fx ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@doby8544 right, that's much better.

  • @evie5375
    @evie5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9040

    “no matter what, theres always gonna be a little left in the bottle” ok lube expert

  • @owennewo14
    @owennewo14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5196

    "brand new, never before used bottle of lube"
    *X* to Doubt

  • @observableuniverse1
    @observableuniverse1 ปีที่แล้ว +269

    Nigel: “However, no matter what, there’s always going to be a little bit left in the bottle”
    Me: How do you know that, Nigel? 🤔

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If you are old enough to have a GF and haven't owned a bottle of lube, you have a long way to go and a lot to learn.

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +18

      Probably because he’s worked with other liquids that are a similar viscosity to lube

    • @PronunciationPam-ho3bu
      @PronunciationPam-ho3bu 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      also because of those fucking caps

    • @ChillGuy2854
      @ChillGuy2854 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      @@axehead45yea yea he doesnt need to feel shy we wont judge

    • @axehead45
      @axehead45 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@ChillGuy2854 Right? I mean it’s a weird way to announce what you’re into but hey I don’t judge it’s not harming anyone you do you.

  • @nik7069
    @nik7069 ปีที่แล้ว +130

    I wish i knew about this video earlier than this.
    "Brand new, never before used bottle of lube"
    Is my favorite line this year.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 10 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't use it on a date though. The girl will instantly know that you're boring in bed and don't know what you're doing.

  • @enderboy123me
    @enderboy123me 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4733

    1:32 *I just want to emphasize, NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE.*

    • @marca6597
      @marca6597 5 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      So many likes but no comments.

    • @damienv3n0m45
      @damienv3n0m45 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@marca6597 ikr

    • @username-um1gm
      @username-um1gm 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Just imagine the conversation at the sex shop

    • @JS-hy1ob
      @JS-hy1ob 5 ปีที่แล้ว +135

      6:42 "...you'll notice this black clump that's floating around. I'm honestly not really sure what this is, but it's definitely not lidocaine..."

    • @e.ee.e9043
      @e.ee.e9043 5 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      He only goes in dry

  • @EliteSparklz
    @EliteSparklz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4335

    I like how much force was put into "brand new, *NEVER BEFORE USED* "

    • @ThaiHoang-jx9ko
      @ThaiHoang-jx9ko 5 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      I’m dead

    • @jupiter8535
      @jupiter8535 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      God I know right. Like he just put so much emphasis that it never touched anyone's anus. I snorted really hard at that

    • @Stormprobe
      @Stormprobe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +212

      The only reason he made this video is to have a reason to possess anal lube.

    • @jd_99
      @jd_99 5 ปีที่แล้ว +138

      I'VE *NEVER* DONE BUTT STUFF, MOM

    • @fatalpotatoe4741
      @fatalpotatoe4741 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Owo

  • @IAMZERG
    @IAMZERG ปีที่แล้ว +55

    I've been accused of pulling things out of my *ahem* before, but you sir take it to another level with your ideas.

    • @Nothing4687
      @Nothing4687 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      do you talk like this in real life

    • @turolretar
      @turolretar 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@Nothing4687I think it just stays quiet

  • @schurik4n
    @schurik4n 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +56

    8,54 ml of lidocaine were present in the 244ml of lubricant. Dew to the dencity of 1,026 g/cm³ of lidocaine this equals to a total weight of 8,76204 grams. Which means you recovered around 74% of the possible amount

    • @yxx_chris_xxy
      @yxx_chris_xxy 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      I think he recovered much closer to 100%. 25% was used earlier for other purposes.

    • @jarongaming9279
      @jarongaming9279 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      I dont think the density is 1 kg per cm cubed because osmium is about 22.5 grams/cm cubed. I think it is about water density which is 1 gram/cm cubed.

    • @schurik4n
      @schurik4n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@jarongaming9279 I'm European

    • @schurik4n
      @schurik4n 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@yxx_chris_xxy the secret camera footage

    • @cvspvr
      @cvspvr 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      the remaining 26% of the "brand new, never before opened bottle" was "used" beforehand

  • @gabemckelvey6779
    @gabemckelvey6779 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3195

    "Never before used"
    Ok NileRed, ok

    • @patrickneary8446
      @patrickneary8446 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Who rebottles their used lube?

    • @BeatusZenyr
      @BeatusZenyr 5 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      Patrick Neary who said you can't?

    • @triss.2540
      @triss.2540 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@BeatusZenyr and I oop-

    • @bastiangrover5495
      @bastiangrover5495 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@patrickneary8446 you dont?

    • @malachicarlson1335
      @malachicarlson1335 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Probebly just wanted to see how much lidocaine could be extracted

  • @karmathegolden
    @karmathegolden 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1596

    Me looking at the title:
    *"I have several questions"*

    • @kitaryakysubae3156
      @kitaryakysubae3156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Same

    • @kitaryakysubae3156
      @kitaryakysubae3156 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @Roderick storey well, as someone who uses personal lubricant, and large dildos anally, I can see why a local anesthetic makes sense, because I've tried it with just hand Cream because it's all I had on hand, and lemme tell ya, it was a literal and figurative pain in the ass to shove it in all the way. I think the dildo I bought was a bit too thick to handle, and it stretched me bigger than I thought I could be stretched. I probably would have enjoyed it more if I had some lidocaine in the hand cream so it didn't feel like I was about to rip.
      >\\\\< hope that answers your question. It just makes insertion less painful for tender bumholes.
      As to why he used it as a source, I can only imagine it was the cheapest and most readily available means.

    • @khhnator
      @khhnator 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@kitaryakysubae3156 err... i mean... hmm... *signs*

    • @skakeboard_gamez5285
      @skakeboard_gamez5285 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      What are they

    • @dizzyspinner648
      @dizzyspinner648 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I also wonder what the hell made TH-cam recommend this. I also just had to look based on the title. This is certainly knowledge I don't need and will never use.

  • @kuroexmachina
    @kuroexmachina ปีที่แล้ว +34

    nile: brand new never before used
    me: X for doubt

  • @shadowfan8217
    @shadowfan8217 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    After watching Trash Taste podcast and knowing that he literally was saying something as video footage was going and has no idea how is any of it coherent, this is truly a video of all time

  • @alleycat7482
    @alleycat7482 3 ปีที่แล้ว +44711

    "We then open up the BRAND NEW NEVER BEFORE USED BOTTLE OF LUBE and pour it into a beaker."
    Don't worry, bro. We won't judge.

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +804

      Um, yeah. Yeah, we will.

    • @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466
      @randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1877

      @@burnerjack01 let the man enjoy his butt stuff in peace

    • @burnerjack01
      @burnerjack01 3 ปีที่แล้ว +297

      @@randomfactsthatdontmatter3466 LOL. It all works out in the end I guess.

    • @Rapha2587
      @Rapha2587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1034

      I will... But only because anesthetic lube is for amateurs. Simple lube it's perfectly fine!

    • @jakejancook
      @jakejancook 2 ปีที่แล้ว +307

      If the bottle was fresh why wouldn't he calculate the weight of the lube based on the NET Weight and the Weight of the bottle hehe

  • @Yalikejazzboi
    @Yalikejazzboi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7183

    'Never before used bottle of lube' There's no shame in telling the truth, Nile.

    • @wascourge9817
      @wascourge9817 5 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Ya like jazz name checks out

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +251

      Unless shame is his thing, then he should be very very ashamed of himself.

    • @technicallydifficulties7094
      @technicallydifficulties7094 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      He's a chemist.... It's never been used.

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +95

      @@technicallydifficulties7094 I don't know, I mean he does seem to be the adventurous type that is not afraid to do his own thing.

    • @scurvofpcp
      @scurvofpcp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      @Dustin Eward Everyone has a first time and first times are special, and sides with butt stuff you need the lube and to be careful about it, jamming stuff up there is the more advanced stuff....
      But then again...he does seem kinda advanced to me.

  • @mortdigo
    @mortdigo ปีที่แล้ว +544

    Has anyone thought of introducing this experiment as an undergrad lab; or is it too sensitive due to the source of lidocaine?

    • @yelizaveta1278
      @yelizaveta1278 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Since it's often used to cut cocaine ; that'd be my guess.

    • @mortdigo
      @mortdigo ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@yelizaveta1278 Awesome lol

    • @yelizaveta1278
      @yelizaveta1278 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      learning is fun lol

    • @aqua-bery
      @aqua-bery ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yelizaveta1278 wdym? I thought they used a card or something?

    • @andym.s.5231
      @andym.s.5231 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      @@aqua-bery cutting cocaine is adding other chemicals to it to decrease the amount of real cocaine and thus make it cheaper to make
      it's like selling potato chips. Why sell a bag for 1.99 and have 100 grams of potato chips when you can sell a bag for 1.99 and 50 grams of chips + cheap stuff (air)?
      The thing you're thinking of is cutting lines of it, like in the movies. In that regard I know fuckall, I have too much homework to be doing coke.

  • @lastnamefirstname8655
    @lastnamefirstname8655 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    thanks connor for this video.

  • @uilsoum875
    @uilsoum875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4701

    " can't monetize this video because TH-cam doesn't like the word 'lidocaine.' " i dont think that's the part

    • @melody_florum
      @melody_florum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +209

      Yeah uh that’s the joke

    • @TheDeadOfNight37
      @TheDeadOfNight37 5 ปีที่แล้ว +132

      You hear that?
      That's the sound of the joke going over your head

    • @uilsoum875
      @uilsoum875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      TheDeadOfNight37 wooosh

    • @melody_florum
      @melody_florum 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      uilsoum 4 o’s

    • @uilsoum875
      @uilsoum875 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Hex close enough

  • @jesterram7146
    @jesterram7146 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4748

    Brand new never before used lube he says without having to remove any seal

    • @i_haveth_no_lifeth2250
      @i_haveth_no_lifeth2250 3 ปีที่แล้ว +177

      hmmmmmst

    • @dmitrygolubev9398
      @dmitrygolubev9398 3 ปีที่แล้ว +921

      There is also the fact that he doesn't know how much lube did he use for an experiment despite it being written on the bottle - which means that the bottle was missing an arbitrary amount of lube. I wonder where did it go?

    • @jeremey2072
      @jeremey2072 3 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      @@dmitrygolubev9398 Asking the real questions.

    • @Slash1066
      @Slash1066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

      This one was left over from a pack of 6

    • @bro8616
      @bro8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@Slash1066 did you order the same kind

  • @xbrandi12345x
    @xbrandi12345x ปีที่แล้ว +268

    Therapist: So tell me, what do you to relax?
    Me: I watch the TH-cam channel NileRed and learn how to extract lidocaine out of anal lube. The way he washes the lidocaine with distilled water is very calming.
    Therapist: ....
    Me: 😆

    • @yelizaveta1278
      @yelizaveta1278 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Then proceeds to prescribe drugs to relax LMAO

    • @kevinbryant6459
      @kevinbryant6459 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ha!!!!🤣🤣

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Casual conversation between me and the rapist.

    • @AB-80X
      @AB-80X 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

      If your therapist got all bent out of shape for that, find a new therapist.

  • @kuroexmachina
    @kuroexmachina ปีที่แล้ว +119

    im here from trash taste

    • @Vinni-2K
      @Vinni-2K ปีที่แล้ว +7

      same lmao

  • @warrenarmstrong2154
    @warrenarmstrong2154 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1864

    “I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it...” well that confirmed it.

    • @eschelar
      @eschelar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +107

      Well it's better than "I didn't use the lube before I weighed it".

    • @LordLongHands
      @LordLongHands 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lmao

    • @rihaan.s
      @rihaan.s 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He meant before he used it for the experiment

    • @SapeHallward
      @SapeHallward 4 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      @@rihaan.s If only you were smart enough to get the joke.

    • @sageroncka2529
      @sageroncka2529 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I think he got the joke

  • @ei1864
    @ei1864 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4218

    This is one of these titles where you're just mystically attracted into clicking it.

    • @erikno2992
      @erikno2992 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Yes

    • @SerechII
      @SerechII 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I just wanted to read the comments lmao

    • @maher9477
      @maher9477 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You are so right

    • @cokewalrus9977
      @cokewalrus9977 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      did you mean mystically?

    • @RealNVY1
      @RealNVY1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😂😂

  • @henoji777
    @henoji777 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Came here from trash taste ep. Fascinating vid! What inspired you to isolate lidocane from lube?

  • @HarshSharma-xu6oz
    @HarshSharma-xu6oz ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Exactly what i needed to pass time during my weekends
    A Nile red video :D

  • @ssterling
    @ssterling 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6891

    NileRed, then: “Imagine spending $100+ on a video!”
    NileRed, now: “Anyway I bought $1K of equipment for aerogel”

    • @giornogiovanna729
      @giornogiovanna729 4 ปีที่แล้ว +157

      Amateur vs pro NileRed. No, not the category.

    • @soyboysupreme6190
      @soyboysupreme6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +63

      Also, he sadly got no revenue from this video, so no profit to even out the cost :(

    • @blasttrash
      @blasttrash 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@soyboysupreme6190 how do u know he didn't get any profit for this video?

    • @soyboysupreme6190
      @soyboysupreme6190 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      @@blasttrash It's in the description, youtube didn't let him monetize it

    • @friedbanana0077
      @friedbanana0077 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      2k*

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4419

    *talking normally*
    “tHE BRAND NEW. NEVER BEEN USED BEFORE BOTTLE OF LUBE.”

    • @SkeletonKingYoutube
      @SkeletonKingYoutube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +60

      John Cena: Are you sure about that?

    • @picklerichard3600
      @picklerichard3600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      He musta been like "its for a science experiment" to the cashier at walmart

    • @PillowWantsSleep
      @PillowWantsSleep 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      He had to have used it cause he knew it was a bitch to get out of the bottle

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yeah, good thing he always keeps eight bottles for his bottom. I hope he know just how much lidocaine is in every brand including size, consistency, etc.

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@picklerichard3600 Gonna see how much numb numb stuff I can get outta this here butt jelly!

  • @gummy3584
    @gummy3584 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    I know for a fact someone else is here from trash taste

  • @flybyw1re123
    @flybyw1re123 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Thanks NileRed, I was wondering how to do this for a long time

  • @kaiimai5037
    @kaiimai5037 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3752

    “Unfortunately, I didn’t weigh the lube before I used it”
    I HATE THIS.

    • @CTMKD
      @CTMKD 2 ปีที่แล้ว +92

      i wouldnt think that with your anime pfp

    • @fudes587
      @fudes587 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Why

    • @haise.0
      @haise.0 2 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      Can't measure out how much of the lube he *didn't* use from his brand new, never used bottle of lube.

    • @Donald_Trump_2024
      @Donald_Trump_2024 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      i dont hate it, i love it

    • @justamicrowave2572
      @justamicrowave2572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +150

      @@fudes587 It insinuates that he used some of the lube beforehand. If it truly was unused he could have just looked at the bottle to find the weight.

  • @flo1202xyz
    @flo1202xyz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8273

    Dentist: I’m filling in the lidocaine.
    Nigel: No need to, I brought my own.

    • @castortroy6588
      @castortroy6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Does it get you high or what ?

    • @RobertaNicholson1374
      @RobertaNicholson1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +91

      Castor Troy no

    • @castortroy6588
      @castortroy6588 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@RobertaNicholson1374 okay

    • @RobertaNicholson1374
      @RobertaNicholson1374 3 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Castor Troy it's a topical anesthetic. In high doses it will not get you high but can be fatal.

    • @karebeats
      @karebeats 3 ปีที่แล้ว +103

      Dentist: "Thats just lube"

  • @doom9242
    @doom9242 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    This needs to be taught in schools in Chicago private schools

  • @TBananabread
    @TBananabread 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Me casually watching nilered extract an anesthetic from lube at 2:30am

  • @saucebou1069
    @saucebou1069 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8856

    Alright last video, then bed.
    TH-cam: DRUGS MADE BY ASS JELLY
    Me: HMM. INTREDESTING

    • @ashtrixstudios410
      @ashtrixstudios410 4 ปีที่แล้ว +334

      *A S S J E L L Y*

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Why is this so accurate?

    • @shitnotagain9492
      @shitnotagain9492 4 ปีที่แล้ว +62

      Ass jelly..

    • @acrom_sys
      @acrom_sys 4 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      i will now refer to anal lube as ass jelly

    • @victor_2403
      @victor_2403 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Yep, very *intredesting*

  • @mileskillian04
    @mileskillian04 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4632

    These sorts of bottles have seals on them, he never took off any seal.

  • @elliottnace
    @elliottnace ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I'd need this in my life, and yet here we are.

  • @janedoe-dy3rr
    @janedoe-dy3rr ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I immediately came to the comment section lol. Because I wanted to see if everyone else was as juvenile as I am. Thank you for not disappointing.

  • @orientalparadigm2934
    @orientalparadigm2934 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6358

    Imagine the conversation with the cashier
    "This isn't what it looks like, I'm just buying this for a chemistry experime-"
    "Yea sure bro it's okay"

    • @xavrag2225
      @xavrag2225 2 ปีที่แล้ว +351

      He probably ordered online to avoid that situation

    • @trananbinhjerry6438
      @trananbinhjerry6438 2 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Yeah for some spicy chemistry in bed, i know

    • @astro.p
      @astro.p 2 ปีที่แล้ว +127

      Buying it for Biology exam.

    • @Crazycro905
      @Crazycro905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +178

      who cares what the cashier think. If everyone used more maybe marriages would last longer and your wives wont be so miserable

    • @mas7rreaper126
      @mas7rreaper126 2 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      @@Crazycro905 😐

  • @Qusin111
    @Qusin111 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21983

    Just so everyone understands why he knows this: His wife came home early from a trip and asked "why do you have a case of anal lube?" He said "I use it to get Lidocaine" she said "prove it" he said "ok, but it's going to be a pain in the ass"

    • @alsnow1049
      @alsnow1049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +395

      This literally needs to be at the top 🤣🤣🤣

    • @williamconrad1087
      @williamconrad1087 3 ปีที่แล้ว +659

      Part 2: Wife observes him extract all the Lidocaine and realizes her husband doesn’t waste his time with Passion 5% anal lube he custom makes his own, Piston 95% Lidocaine, anal lube.

    • @hazeheaven
      @hazeheaven 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      This comment is over 9000, thank you Qusin111

    • @openyoureyes3113
      @openyoureyes3113 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      I love the comments.
      Yours was epic.

    • @xz3693
      @xz3693 3 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Wow, you must have crappy relationships. If I got a case of this, my wife would get excited.. She wouldn't ask why.. what a dumb question.

  • @ddh3098
    @ddh3098 ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for all u do 😊

  • @augustjay6436
    @augustjay6436 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know why I was recommending this 6 years later but I'm happy to know you still used weird things to make new things even before you got super popular

  • @de7io407
    @de7io407 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5744

    next episode, extracting lsd from my toenails

    • @dermeister8787
      @dermeister8787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +106

      well, if you took lsd for some time, there would be trace amounts accumulated in your hair and nails. It can be detected by very expensive and precise tests like mass-spectrometry.

    • @fuckthis8547
      @fuckthis8547 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Time Traveller didn't ask

    • @MaxUgly
      @MaxUgly 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @Time Traveller are you trying to play the devil's advocate's devil's advocate?

    • @jonasmach5728
      @jonasmach5728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      extracting cocain from coke

    • @booworship
      @booworship 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      de7io chill

  • @xxpatrick204xx
    @xxpatrick204xx 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3218

    1:45 "No matter what there's always gonna be a little bit left in the bottle"
    So you've used this product before

    • @zwitter_zwitter
      @zwitter_zwitter 5 ปีที่แล้ว +140

      Lmaooooo

    • @dv.c3700
      @dv.c3700 5 ปีที่แล้ว +179

      Got em

    • @Remls
      @Remls 5 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      "used" does not necessarily imply he's used it on himself.

    • @felpa04
      @felpa04 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Exposed xxdd

    • @punishedexistence
      @punishedexistence 5 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Even if he was gay, I wouldn't judge, but he's clearly a heterosexual man. And though I'm not very partial to the Hershey highway, I know some girls like that and that is O.K. ;)

  • @user-cg9iq1wz2y
    @user-cg9iq1wz2y 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Can you describe pseudoephedrine extraction from cold pills ?

  • @jacksonsmith2544
    @jacksonsmith2544 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    "
    Bro... bro trust me, i need this for a scientific experiment."

  • @benji219
    @benji219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6712

    Cashier: *smirks "have a nice evening sir"
    Nile: I'm doing an experiment actually
    Cashier: well you are that age to experiment
    Nile: You know what, nevermind. Thanks

    • @poison_raine5219
      @poison_raine5219 3 ปีที่แล้ว +105

      I-

    • @user-tw1pm6nr5e
      @user-tw1pm6nr5e 3 ปีที่แล้ว +229

      Probably ordered it online

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +372

      @@user-tw1pm6nr5e Probably grabbed one of the extras from his nightstand

    • @bt70a9
      @bt70a9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know he ordered that online :D

    • @JCGver
      @JCGver 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      @@cat-le1hf This, they don't get paid enough to care. You can buy a eggplant, condoms and extra strength anal lube, and all they think about is how many seconds until the shift is over.

  • @mr.howard1
    @mr.howard1 ปีที่แล้ว +5180

    The pumping action on the lube bottle seemed fairly well practiced to me.

    • @danielgreen3471
      @danielgreen3471 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      Lol

    • @IslandBoy-808
      @IslandBoy-808 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Are you speaking from experience, Mr. Howard?😄

    • @mr.howard1
      @mr.howard1 ปีที่แล้ว +76

      @@IslandBoy-808 I think you're projecting (pun intended) !😄

    • @IslandBoy-808
      @IslandBoy-808 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@mr.howard1 You're the one projecting since you brought it up. But keep deflecting.

    • @mr.howard1
      @mr.howard1 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      @@IslandBoy-808 Yeah... but I beat you to it (pun intended)!😄

  • @slycooper1001
    @slycooper1001 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Being the kinda guy that I am I have personally used this exact brand of lube before for it's intended purpose and when I accidentally irritated a very large oral cavity specifically a wisdom tooth causing mind-numbing pain to ricochet all over my mouth
    I looked around for any numbing agent I could actually find
    I had Oragel but as I was attempting to numb the pain I realized that the tube was in fact empty.
    Luckily the bottle of lube was nearby
    I thought that it should work for that purpose as well mostly because of the fact that the flesh on the inside of your mouth is the same type of flesh that is in your anus
    And as I was in terrible pain, I went what the hell and tried it.
    while it tastes slightly sweet and extremely bitter.
    The lube Does actually numb nerve pain.
    And does work as like a slightly delayed Oragel
    But be careful with using the lube like that.
    I have personally experienced a event where the numbing sensation instead turns painful
    Basically I think when the nerves are numbed for too long and cannot tell when you are in pain or not then they somehow associate the numbness with pain
    it will eventually stop hurting but you are not to numb yourself for a few days
    Or the pain will come back with a vengeance

    • @realitygaming_
      @realitygaming_ 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Why eat lube?

    • @noname-sd5dt
      @noname-sd5dt หลายเดือนก่อน

      Why do you use lubricant with a numbing agent? Completely oblivious, but if you need to numb pain to do an activity, is it a good idea? Isn't the point for the sensation so why mask it? Genuinely clueless and curious.

  • @applejellypucci
    @applejellypucci ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Well, everyone. We're in that part of TH-cam again.

  • @nunyabusiness4904
    @nunyabusiness4904 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1101

    My FBI agent is probably confused as hell right now.

    • @misterkaos.357
      @misterkaos.357 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Mine's probably checked into an insane asylum by now!

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      why do you have a personal FBI-Agent?

    • @Robodie
      @Robodie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Mine's probably just relieved to have a use for the truckload of anal lube that's double-parked at HQ...
      ...because they're sure not affording us that courtesy while we're bent over.

    • @monadolifesaver5613
      @monadolifesaver5613 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@hyperhektor7733 U DON'T KNOW THIS MEME???

    • @hyperhektor7733
      @hyperhektor7733 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@monadolifesaver5613 no, u mean this knowyourmeme.com/memes/government-agent-watching-me

  • @autumnbox5290
    @autumnbox5290 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3853

    Teacher: How would you test for sodium hydroxide
    Student: Pour it into anal lube, if a white precipitate is formed, sodium hydroxide is present

    • @lilyschunn1507
      @lilyschunn1507 3 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Autumn Box this comment deserves more respect.

    • @semplar2007
      @semplar2007 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Then if we put that white precipitate into 0.9% NaCl solvent, then inject it with syringe into jaw: if jaw numbs, then the test for NaOH is positive.

    • @phoenax7
      @phoenax7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Student: What, I did what you asked, didn't I?

    • @Electric_Bagpipes
      @Electric_Bagpipes 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      “If you don’t believe me we can test it. One of the girls ought to have some in their bag.”

    • @Duskforge
      @Duskforge 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@Electric_Bagpipes this commend thrreat LMFAO

  • @Ian-mj4pt
    @Ian-mj4pt ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Love how you reiterate the never before used lube 😆 🤣

  • @UsDiYoNa
    @UsDiYoNa 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Just got some stitches, lidocaines efficacy is mind blowing.

  • @HyperKatatonic
    @HyperKatatonic 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1857

    "BrANd NEw, nEVeR BEfoRE Used bOtTle of lUbE" - said Dumbledore calmly

    • @bin.nabi97
      @bin.nabi97 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      This comment is my favourite 😂😂😂

    • @jonathanmadison12
      @jonathanmadison12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I am begging you, please read another book.

    • @Studio_salesmen
      @Studio_salesmen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      0:59 isn’t it already half empty

    • @karthimechify
      @karthimechify 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Good lube shall be provided at hogwarts to all those who ask for it
      - dumbledore

    • @thekingoffailure9967
      @thekingoffailure9967 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@karthimechify Hagrid supplies that crazy Wizard Lube from diagon alley, if you know the right way to ask

  • @InfernalBanana
    @InfernalBanana 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3529

    I love how he nonchalantly says “Maximum strength anal lube” in the beginning of his procedure. Not just that, but how he delivers it with the brand name, you’d almost think he arranged an unorthodox sponsorship for his channel.

    • @niconami1799
      @niconami1799 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      real question is why is maximum strength doesn't that defeat the purpose

    • @toquelau5715
      @toquelau5715 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      it's for tight anuses. anuses? ani?

    • @InfernalBanana
      @InfernalBanana 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @craig keahey True, lol

    • @mustachecake8071
      @mustachecake8071 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@toquelau5715 anusi

    • @mariastevens6406
      @mariastevens6406 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Wouldn't surprise me if he had

  • @stedeestelle2866
    @stedeestelle2866 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Why is this being recommended to me only now?

  • @fuckallofyouretards
    @fuckallofyouretards 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    dude, The emphasis... I had to pause the video. i'm fucking dying. lmao

  • @slyblue8761
    @slyblue8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11276

    *Nile buying the lube*
    Person at the store: Have fun.
    Nile: i will.
    Person: 👁👄👁
    Nile: *proceeds to extract Lidocaine from the lube*

    • @sirrivet9557
      @sirrivet9557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +180

      I think you should remove the emojis from that joke.

    • @slyblue8761
      @slyblue8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +534

      Sir Rivet 👁👄👁no, I don’t think i will👁👄👁(but you’re free to repost the joke without the emojis if it really bothers you that much)

    • @koshpien
      @koshpien 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Clear bad end route- ;;;

    • @Sun-ut9gr
      @Sun-ut9gr 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      @henry stevens You're bloat

    • @slyblue8761
      @slyblue8761 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      henry stevens *Twitter culture wants to know your location*

  • @wezzel1867
    @wezzel1867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2335

    *me*: This quarantine thing is a pain in the butt
    *youtube*: I'll handle this...

    • @FenderBender503
      @FenderBender503 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Yeah because nile used all of the anal lube

    • @halamadruuid2380
      @halamadruuid2380 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      *UwU* Harder daddy *Make me eat your shit OwO*

    • @aboz8649
      @aboz8649 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      1 month later still going strong

    • @Vesper8088
      @Vesper8088 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@halamadruuid2380 hol up mate, you tryin to make furries sound bad?

    • @yasu3d
      @yasu3d 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@halamadruuid2380 you may be god but you need Jesus
      (This comes from a furry)

  • @justanotherasian8908
    @justanotherasian8908 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Came here after the trash taste podcast and that “brand new never before opened” part killed me🤣

  • @Iceflkn
    @Iceflkn 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

    "New, unopened"...so he had an extra bottle! Lol 😜
    Totally love your channel(s) Mr Braun! 😎

  • @xyz7572
    @xyz7572 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14208

    I like how he’s all professional chemist-y as if he knows _exactly_ what he’s doing, and then suddenly he says “I don’t actually know what this black clump here is” 😂

    • @MrJdsenior
      @MrJdsenior 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1323

      Maybe the bottle wasn't as unused as he thought. Sorry.

    • @xxyyzzx9248
      @xxyyzzx9248 2 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      Hmmm
      I finally found you…

    • @xyz7572
      @xyz7572 2 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      XxYyZz X 😱

    • @midlandstribullbabesmtbb309
      @midlandstribullbabesmtbb309 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@MrJdsenior that’s what thought😂🤣🤣

    • @user-hl6cl4kh2i
      @user-hl6cl4kh2i 2 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      I think it's spider who fell off the ceiling.

  • @bt70a9
    @bt70a9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1704

    1:32 "We then open up the *BRAND NEW, NEVER BEFORE USED* bottle of lube"
    He had to put emphasis there.

    • @ghostsof6tharmy644
      @ghostsof6tharmy644 3 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      Yet had no seal on it 🤔🤔

    • @captinundies6049
      @captinundies6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep you along with damn near the rest of the people cant shut the fuck up about.

    • @theman3536
      @theman3536 3 ปีที่แล้ว +66

      @@captinundies6049 why so hostile

    • @saxongreen78
      @saxongreen78 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      'I farted out the residue from tonight's session.' 😄

    • @captinundies6049
      @captinundies6049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@theman3536 ok obviously you are to ok stupid and cant be bothered to read the comment I am replying to why dont you do that and if you still dont understand go fi d a busy intersection to play in because you're as stupid as he is

  • @zekebarton814
    @zekebarton814 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    This has gotta be the most wild video title I've ever laid my eyes on

  • @andreasjung3612
    @andreasjung3612 ปีที่แล้ว +17

    Thank you, Algorithm, for recommending me this video. Finally I can say I have seen everything.

  • @trevorbailey9118
    @trevorbailey9118 6 ปีที่แล้ว +3759

    Nile Red: “Lidocaine”
    TH-cam: “THATS A BAD WORD!”
    Nile Red: “anal lubricant”
    TH-cam: “that’s fine.”

    • @alonsovargasandresrodrigo6319
      @alonsovargasandresrodrigo6319 5 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      TH-cam and it's standards

    • @mensb1936
      @mensb1936 5 ปีที่แล้ว +142

      youtube loves degeneracy just view the trending videos they push

    • @zulitogaming7714
      @zulitogaming7714 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Lidocaine is like cocain

    • @kazu2391
      @kazu2391 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@zulitogaming7714 It sounds similar but as far as I'm aware, It's not addictive

    • @roborobo8370
      @roborobo8370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +37

      lidocaine isn't good to fuck up people's day. but anal lubricant is.

  • @cloudstrife7349
    @cloudstrife7349 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2669

    Feeling cute, might synthesize Lidocaine from scratch later.

  • @yolowolfyt
    @yolowolfyt 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Imagine him telling the employee,
    "I am going to do some experiments, you can see them in TH-cam"

  • @flowersforthedead5182
    @flowersforthedead5182 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    My husband received this video years ago from a friend at balls o clock in the morning and it took a minute for all the stages of of grief to wash over him before he realized this was about the lidocaine.

  • @evanw2195
    @evanw2195 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2917

    Amazon reviews “We bought this for extraction of the lidocaine to see if the product specs were correct. They were and there seems to be a bit more lidocaine than advertised. Well worth buying”. WHO ELSE WOULDVE WROTE THIS REVIEW

    • @evie5375
      @evie5375 4 ปีที่แล้ว +197

      is this a real review? i couldn’t find it but that’d be hilarious

    • @foxtrot1962
      @foxtrot1962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +98

      nile would've wrote this review

    • @skyzoncloncluxing104
      @skyzoncloncluxing104 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I've done that before lmao

    • @DigitalFl0w
      @DigitalFl0w 3 ปีที่แล้ว +116

      This is a legit review commented on an ebay listing by user ‘backyardscience2000’ hahahah

    • @timelord700
      @timelord700 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@DigitalFl0w there is a channel by this name that could be the guy th-cam.com/channels/cdai9G_4qGeRxkQiEsXU8g.html

  • @faith9196
    @faith9196 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1862

    “The brand new never been used bottle of lube.”
    S u s

    • @Davidplex
      @Davidplex 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @omerfaruk-hl7nb
      @omerfaruk-hl7nb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bencede susması ve söylememesi daha iyi olurdu :D

    • @naruhoedou4709
      @naruhoedou4709 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Ecktor Correct! “I agree that it would be better for him to be quiet and not say it :D”
      “Sus” meaning “be quiet/shut up” in said language

    • @trustno1192
      @trustno1192 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Mos Definitly SUS...lmao

    • @Prismate
      @Prismate 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      naruhoedou that’s not what sus means in English

  • @beingthesameisoverrated4766
    @beingthesameisoverrated4766 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Never thought I'd see something like this

  • @cschmelzer83
    @cschmelzer83 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Always fun to watch some really old Nile videos back before he sang all of his voiceovers

  • @nicholasr79
    @nicholasr79 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2283

    Can you make a video on how to extract Xanax from Cheerios? Thanks.

    • @rammhamster
      @rammhamster 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

      Nicholas Sway asking for a friend right? 😂

    • @pluto8404
      @pluto8404 5 ปีที่แล้ว +172

      Extracting cocaine from $1 bills would probably be more do able.

    • @TheAgamemnon911
      @TheAgamemnon911 5 ปีที่แล้ว +96

      @@pluto8404 I would recommend $100 bills for larger yield.

    • @UGSETH2
      @UGSETH2 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@TheAgamemnon911
      Better stuff on those as well lmao

    • @danielbittencourt2377
      @danielbittencourt2377 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😭😭🤣

  • @kacireema2721
    @kacireema2721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    BRAND NEW NEVER BEEN USED BOTTLE OF LUBE
    ok bro calm down

    • @wesleyarueira8618
      @wesleyarueira8618 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ele fez isso de propósito, hahahaha, espirituoso, né?

    • @soltrice
      @soltrice 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@wesleyarueira8618 nao

    • @ac3683
      @ac3683 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      he bought two, shhhhh🤫

    • @WineScrounger
      @WineScrounger 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      We won’t judge

  • @MissingPersonsMysteries
    @MissingPersonsMysteries ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that title got my attention! lol

  • @ckmoore101
    @ckmoore101 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The immaturity in this thread is mind boggling.

  • @HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus
    @HardshellumYolkinsideCanineus 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1362

    "Where will you use that lube?"
    "Science."
    "Science. Yeah. Science."

    • @Jusiun
      @Jusiun 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Reproduction IS biology

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 2 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      For Academic Purposes only.

    • @HN-kr1nf
      @HN-kr1nf 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Jusiun who said anything about reproducing?

    • @W-I463
      @W-I463 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Where? Idk i was thinking the Walmart parking lot

    • @allgunsblazed9106
      @allgunsblazed9106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@Jusiun Ain't reproducing from that entry.

  • @stepankrikava5449
    @stepankrikava5449 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1408

    How to get 99% pure cocaine from flour please

  • @zaptineer
    @zaptineer 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The pharmacist anytime Nile walks in: “Oh boy here we go”

  • @brillum
    @brillum 8 หลายเดือนก่อน

    This is the peak of NileRed content

  • @radiowallofsound
    @radiowallofsound 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1476

    "I had to buy this lube twice", one for pleasure, one for science!

    • @chrizizdaman
      @chrizizdaman 5 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Just don't mix them up later

    • @blameburr8722
      @blameburr8722 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Was the science specifically biology/physics rather than chemistry?

    • @Reragi
      @Reragi 5 ปีที่แล้ว +117

      both involve getting messy, sucking, and sticking rods into things, what's the difference?

    • @steinistein8611
      @steinistein8611 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think it's because in the first run he tried to dry it with heat and it melted.

    • @swampcrotchmcgee1728
      @swampcrotchmcgee1728 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@ABHav0k55
      The irony.

  • @ahmetkemalgurel5730
    @ahmetkemalgurel5730 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1544

    "Unfortunately I didn't weigh the lube before I use it..."
    We know man, we know

    • @BoredAmerican
      @BoredAmerican 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Ahmet Kemal Gürel 💀

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 3 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Anal lube is not exactly something you have time to measure.
      When you need it, you need it NOW!

    • @mythrel_
      @mythrel_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      sa

    • @ahmetkemalgurel5730
      @ahmetkemalgurel5730 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@mythrel_ as

    • @bermchasin
      @bermchasin 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      butt like.... it was a brand new bottle. He used all the lube. It shouldnt be hard to figure out.

  • @Idlehampster
    @Idlehampster ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I'd love to see his future purchase suggestions after Nile bought this.

  • @_goldfish
    @_goldfish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    bro i was not ready to see this pop up in my recommended
    i had to see who made this like 4 times to confirm “yep, this is nilered”

    • @_goldfish
      @_goldfish 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      thought it was nilegreen

  • @juniper9836
    @juniper9836 3 ปีที่แล้ว +846

    Me: what should I do with my chemistry degree?
    Nile: a n a l l u b e

  • @datboi7823
    @datboi7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2775

    “Brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”
    ......and this is why you should only give as much information as necessary because now I’m doubting if it’s actually a “brand new, never been used before, bottle of lube”, Nile

    • @farmanshaikh6405
      @farmanshaikh6405 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      try being original instead of trying to get likes by copying other people's comments. knob jockey

    • @datboi7823
      @datboi7823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +125

      Daily Allowance woah, calm down there, I didn’t even look at the comments. That was literally just the first thing though when I heard it, god forbid my comment be similar to others, Jesus Christ 😂

    • @demimartin3703
      @demimartin3703 4 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      @@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer

    • @a-10warthog23
      @a-10warthog23 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@farmanshaikh6405 ok boomer x2

    • @fish7735
      @fish7735 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      Daily Allowance okay boomer x3

  • @Saybeth20
    @Saybeth20 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I swear, this damn phone not only listens to what I say, it reads my mind also! I was just thinking the other day I wished I had some ladocaine for my prepper bag. Thanks for the video. Now I need to save up for all the lab equipment. Of course I will follow Mr.Whites advise and not buy it all at the same time and place! Lol

  • @blokvader8283
    @blokvader8283 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    The title and thumbnail make it seem like its a shitpost parody of NileRed's content, and then you immediately realize that its a real video