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Jordan Peterson's New Song is Whack
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 21 ก.พ. 2022
- Anthony reacts to Jordan Peterson's new song "Wake Up" live on Twitch.
Wake up: • Video
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I want ben shapiro to break this down and talk about how it’s not music
The remix will have Ben rapping with the Eminem fast flow
His father has a degree is music theory i believe so it would be interesting to here his take
@@remi-D i meannnn not really? lmao
that’s like saying i’m fit to speak on infrastructure because my dad got his master’s in civil engineering (spoiler alert: i know absolutely nothing about infrastructure)
ben doesn’t know shit about music and frankly if his dad also concedes that rap “isn’t music” even after getting a degree in music theory then he likely just fucked around and coasted his way to a degree 🤷🏻♀️
@@remi-D he has previously used that fact to have absolutely dogshit music takes. not interesting, just funny.
I want him to talk about how it IS music, it’s going to be way funnier 😆
Off the forthcoming album “Clean Side of the Room”
Should have more likes
Underrated comment lmao
This is what Pink Floyd sounds like to people who don't like Pink Floyd
I don't really like Pink Floyd and this is exactly how they sound to me
The song's called: The Clean Side of the Room. I ripped that off from someone witty.
You should listen to Floyd; it's good stuff! ;p
🤣
@@thebeanymac LMFAOOOO
@@ignacioquiroz9952 PF aint for everyone but believe me, theres something there for ya if you like classic rock and concept albums.
Gilmour is a genius and Roger Waters...is, well...hes Roger Waters.
you just know he cried during the entire recording session, touched by the brilliance of his own lyricism
Underrated comment!
man has made himself cry talking about pinocchio of all things, so this isn't even an exaggeration.
this is hilarious even though I love JBP
Its so funny how him and his fans are like pro traditional masculinity and natural hierarchies but hes like the most whiny drama queen
LMFAO
He's telling his followers to wake up.
But if they do, wont they be WOKE?
Oh the conundrum!
Really makes ya think 🤔🤔
This is actually a very funny comment!
@Lunar Orbit It is usually used to describe someone who have finished, at least, high school.
I just use it to mean non-asleep.
It's like a pun.
Yeah, aren't those people always telling sheeple to be woke?
r/whoosh
Me: "mom, I want Pink Floyd"
Mum: "we got Pink Floyd at home"
Pink Floyd at home:
God-tier comment.
Evergreen meme
I present to you: Piss Floyd
Jordan Peterson dropped before Kendrick lmao
Classic
someone in chat said “the Oompa Loompa vocals” 😭
It actually sounds like nostalgia critics the wall lol
Oh god, real
Great Minds think alike…
@@overzhitz LMAO
I thought the same thing lol
P
The only Canadians permitted to tell me to wake up in song are Arcade Fire
Good comment
nice
Peterson has said he's a fan of them
@@crowstakingoff that makes two bands he doesn't realize would vehemently disagree with him, and who did so in their art.
Neil Young?
Hits different on mute
Lol
Damn you didn't have to say this song sounds like a "I'm 82 and this is deep" tumblr post
"I'm lion, you sheep, i hate my wife" - some boomer
of course that Jordan peterson being a youtuber would at some point trying a musical career
Can't wait for the Let's Play channel.
This sounds like a song in a Tim burton movie about an orphan in industrial revolution britain getting up the courage to do the thing she always wanted to do
That is way too specific😂
So basically les mis
Haha?
This song makes Nostalgia Critic seem like a talented singer.
@nasser wiz cringe take
@nasser wiz ur here, man
@nasser wiz this is so freaking cringe for anyone
damn
DAMN!
THAT'S HARSH
@nasser wiz there's a reason why the vocals are so layered, because his singing is very amateur and weak. with practice he could improve though.
Perfect opportunity to release his music as Jordan B Rappin
Jordan B Spittin, Son
I'm Jordan B. Peterson and I'm here to say: "Don't forget to wash your penis every day."
Really Ye? Really?! This was what you had us waiting for?!?
lmao
This isn’t even Donda’s final form
Anthony's Canadian voice sounds suspiciously like Cal Chuchesta
🥸🤔
Just a coincidence
It makes sense. They've lived together for years. Surely Anthony would pick up Cals accent after awhile.
Unbeknownst to him Cal was actually the producer of this video. He convinced JP that he was a Canadian Anti-vaxxer by throwing a few "Eh"'s into his speech
@@BurgerFred1 Prolly a true story right here
A song with a slow hypnotic rhythm and lethargic repetitive vocals is exactly the kind of song you wanna “wake up” to.
I'm laughing way too hard at this comment
“Go to Sleep”
Hypnotic rhythms and repetition are the best kind of non-conformist anti-authoritarianism.
The thing that strikes me most about the song is that it truly sounds like a pink floyd ripoff in the worst way possible. The way that songs of theirs (esp ones on Animals) will have a message or a motivation in one part of the song and then in the following part comes the nudge and wink that it was satire or world building and proving a larger point by the band in the next section is what makes things like that really work. Here, it feels like this inital song is so plainly stating it's stance and that stance is so laughably presented (and bad) that you expect it to be followed up by something that says "yeah that's so overly simplified and braindead and stupid" but that never happens, the other shoe never drops.
It sounds like they know what Pink Floyd sounds like, but didn't bother to listen to any of their albums attentively
Does he know that Pink Floyd is a leftist group?
@Richard Nipples he probably heard the chorus of Another Brick in the Wall pt 2 and was like, "Yeah, they get it. We don't need that post-modern marxist agenda in our children's classrooms these days. "
@@Voodoostones pink Floyd is leftist band
@@Voodoostones tbf the Roger Waters and JP ideological ven diagram has always overlapped on censorship issues, surveillance states, free speech, and things like that.
This is like The Wall for people how think Roger Waters was exaggerating and he should be ok for how things turns out.
Imagine writing a dull political song and naming it after a Rage against the Machine song that fucking slaps hard.
Or after a Arcade fire song that slaps even harder
The act of waking up after a poor night of sleep slaps way the fuck harder than this like wow. Almost impressed.
lmao i doubt jordan has heard of either of these, man talks like he’s never experienced a good song in his life
@@neverhowever3231 He has a recent interview with Joe Rogan where he breaks down CRYING after talking about hearing some cover band play lol. Look for it in a private window or your TH-cam recommendations will be permanently f'ed.
Waking up in a puddle of vomit and feces from a bender slaps harder than this song
You already know this is gonna be on the worst songs of the year list
Haven't even heard it yet myself, and yes.
17:24
this for worst and black country new road for best... what even is there to look forward to in december if we already know what's best and what's worst in february?
@@robiu013 There may be a 10 yet this year, who knows
corey feldman may drop
If we're getting a ben shapiro WAP freestyle now i can finally die in peace and cringe
Nah Ben Shapiro WAP was in that territory of so bad it becomes ironically enjoyable as a meme, this is just awful.
Ben shapiro can't get his wife wet. So either he's gay or his wife is lesbian. Which is both very hilarious if you think about it.
it sounds like Pink Floyd... if they smoked crack instead of using psychedelics
They barely used psychedelics
@@nectarinedreams7208 lol one of their founding members literally went insane from doing too much acid
@@nectarinedreams7208 They definitely used psychedelics, however they did not want to be known as a ”drug/psychedelic band”. They didn’t need it to create classic records.
@@nectarinedreams7208 Aside from Syd, the members of Pink Floyd weren't big psychedelic users. They'd enjoy a joint or the odd line (and Rick developed a full-blown coke addiction at one point), but otherwise they were more into boozing than any other drugs. Not to say they didn't dabble, but the idea that the band were tripping all the time in their early years just isn't true.
If you truly want to cringe, listen to the song whilst reading JP's comment section. A magnificent experience.
you are just mad because you hate the rule #4, freedom
They are using the word masterpiece way too much. Imagine how dull your life is if you call this a masterpiece.
@@yamimimiya where is the anger exactly?
You're not wrong.
If you truly want cringe try looking at what has Trudeu done
My friend is a big JPB fan and I send him the song and I was like, "defend this!" He was like, "I can't... the red meat has probably finally got to his head."
Funny tidbit: one of this said friend's favorite poet is a full fledged community.
@@themusicaljunkie37 his favorite poet is a community? Did you mean to say communist?
@@themusicaljunkie37 your friend isn’t the guy I’m listening to lol
I like Jordan and I hate the song, I also like George Bush’s art but hated him as a president
@Luca Goodoer haha Hitler epic joke did you know Hitler was an artist? Maybe if he didn't fail outta art school ww2 woulda never happened 🤣 haha Hitler was an artist
Lool im a huge Jordan fan but yea this is hilarious.
Now I'm waiting for the Slavoj Zizek diss track
Also I love how whenever a creator criticises JBP his little sycophants will scurry out of the woodwork to cry about it
Cringe
You cry about boomers enjoying it
@@off6848 ?
This isn't some educational criticism lol, it's strawman shitposting. Imagine talking about a figure in the political realm and not everybody agrees with your spiteful take 🤔
@@CherokeeMaxx thankfully there is a meaningful criticism of how big of a hack jbp is, this is just having fun
I love how his whole message is like "how dare you have a political opinion when your personal life is a mess!!!" while every single thing about him personally is a trainwreck lol
What do you mean his life is a mess, that's just external factors of course lol I'm just kidding
A benzo addiction? that’s like 50% of people I know
Otherwise he grifts hard and makes big dough through his sigma grindset
@@off6848 have you seen how he talks to his wife?? disastrous
@@joshuaboelsche7684 no but now I wanna look it up
@@off6848 the way he wore a tuxedo to go hang out with joe rogan and ramble about shit he didn't understand for four hours?? the list is endless hahaha no need to shame anyone for chemical dependency
conservatives are NOT beating the Conservatives Can’t Make Good Music allegations
Yeah glad we’re on the good side and not the bad one
Doubt they ever will. Mainstream country is the best they’ve ever done since the days of rock-and-roll, and even that’s a decidedly mixed bag.
Well, Burzum is great
Jordan Peterson isn't a Conservative.
@@janko_muzykant4375
Burzum is a fully pledged Nazi.
How anyone could listen to those nebulous and empty-ass lyrics and legitimately think "oh yeah this is deep" is beyond me.
Same people that think "clean your room" is profound. JP built his empire by repackaging self help and selling it to disaffected incels.
You're just not AWAKE enough to understand!!!
The antithesis to Parquet Court’s WIDE AWAKE
I don’t get why JP doesn’t like the vaccines.
I mean, their just album was really solid, and their latest album was also pretty good too. They’re a good band.
He really is the Deepak Chopra of incels
Clichéd and cringe comment.
“I read some comment and watched a 20 second clip,” type of comment
🤣🤣🤣
@@crowstakingoff You're dreaming if you think I'd waste the A material on a hack like Peterson.
It would be cool if Jordan makes a rap next
Honestly that is what I was expecting
we have this already it's called Tom MacDonald and it's bad.
Don't @ me but I listened to his JRE episode and he refused to play any clips of his music on the show and now I know why
Possibly the smartest decision Joe Rogan has made recently
Would probably get a copyright strike from Pink Floyd
@@eatdoritoyum 😂
He didn’t refuse he said he would air drop them to Jamie but they never ended up playing them, all be it he was Hesitant.
Jordan Peterson legit pulled a Tom Macdonald with some Jan 6 riot type beat lmao XD
I refuse to believe this man came from the same country that made Godspeed you black emperor
I'm 12 and this is deep
*I'm 57 and this is deep
As soon as I heard the main vocals come in my first thought was ‘this sounds like someone doing a shitty Roger Waters impression to poke fun at him’. Glad to see I wasn’t the only one
I went to his lecture in Birmingham, Alabama and they played this at the end
Noooooooo
Not sure what’s worse here, the fact you went to Birmingham, the fact you went to a jbp lecture or the fact they played this song at the end
JP's running out of ways to stay in the spotlight that don't involve totally humiliating himself.
Was that not the entire way he was ever in the spotlight lol?
@@PerkolatorTheTerminator shouldn't you be getting high
@@themysticfedora lol
Nah, I think he's already done that.
He already made millions from his two books. What more does he want?
What a comeback from Fink Ployd!
JBP is literally the last person I would have expected to release a song. That said when I think about the trajectory of all these rebel without a campus professors like the intellectual dark web guys, the narcissim, the persecution fetishes, etc... then it makes a lot of sense.
Persecution fetish? LMFAO
Dude it doesn't take a fetish to be persecuted regularly it just takes being a public figure with an opinion.
@@themysticfedora yeah but he gets off on it
"Rebel without a campus professors" You win
@@SuzakuX how do you know that?
he's had a severe mental decline after going in a medically induced coma for opioid withdrawal
Just saw the title: "Song by Jordan B Peterson: Wake Up" and said out loud (while I'm on break at work): "Oh dear god..."
oh I had the same exact thought. It would also be perfect in a way for Peterson to misuse RATM, as most of these soy boys often do.
then you started kissing another employee
the only valid reaction
@@user-pm6bp3iq1f is that what you conservatives fantasize about?
@@user-pm6bp3iq1f and taking the misogyny into the realm of homosexuality and PDA
I'm sure a lot of his fans have never heard Pink Floyd so they think this shit blasts. But how could they have ignored dark Oompa Loompa for so long?
He just always sounds like Kermit
I’m having a hard time understanding who the lyrics are addressing. Like the people in power? Are they the ones who should be going home and doing well? Or regular ass people are they on thrones and they should wake up. Idk. Weird
He’s targeting his consumer audience. Fence riders who may be doubting him in light of recent controversy.
I hope conservatives look for this song and end up listening to Rage Against The Machine.
I actually saw a comment from one of his fans saying this is better than Rage.
Absolute madness.
Rage For* The Machine now
@@chippsymcstagger4571 LMAO! That’s hilarious.
''It sounds like Nostalgia Critic's The Wall'' is the biggest roast yet
Gonna be honest, I had no idea what to expect with this thing but this was about as far as possible from any expectations I could have had.
Wouldn't waking up make us woke?
In other news, the sky is blue, water is wet, and MBDTF is a light 6.
Not even like a strong 6 :((
steady 6
This was actually the first draft for pink Floyd’s the Trial, off of The Wall
But whats the message when played backwards?!?!
He’s trying to shoo everyone away from harmful vaccines, but more harm prevention would be done keeping this in the drafts
Sounds like a nightmare before Christmas cover band
edit: lmao I commented this a few minutes before I heard melon say it
Bring in the dancing lobsters! 🦞
I like how all the comments in his video say, "haunting", yeah, hauntingly bad mix that's unlistenable
🤣🤣🤣
Nostalgia Critic V Jordan Peterson for worst Pink Floyd Impression
One lyric that Anthony didn't talk about that stood out to me: "You could have built a home"
This is the classic conservative externalization of their own failures. If you don't own a home, it's Trudeau's fault obviously. Or the immigrants. Or the Chinese buyers. Whoever they need the scapegoat of the day to be for a complex economic issue that has no single person or entity at fault.
Real estate prices are a particular political flashpoint in Canadian politics right now; JBP is just trying to press all of the "Trudeau bad" buttons he can. The shameful conman as always.
I appreciate that Anthony covered this topic a little bit and called it exactly what it was. Just look at the astroturfing already underway in this comment section. It was a foreign-funded, white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government.
Edit: to the incredulous, low-effort, one-line replies, if you earnestly believe the convoy was an innocent protest, I'm sorry to see that other Canadians have become so partisan that they can no longer see reality. You went from taking little sips of misinformation on Facebook to gulping down harmful disinformation from anywhere you can find it to justify your political beliefs. The farther you get from reality, the more you need to cope in these sad ways. Get a fucking grip and re-join society.
jesus christ, that's a fucking reach
Canadian rent is absurd but...what?
Locker fry get exhausted
So I do want to say i agree with most everything you've said but as someone from Vancouver who followed municipal and provincial politics closely Chinese buyers are one hundred percent a serious issue in this country. But here's the thing: any community of ultra rich people using our housing market as a stock market would be. It's the fact that the buyers happen to be Chinese that make the people who would normally decry such a thing scared to do so, and the people who wouldn't give a fuck if it were a bunch of white guys from england scream "GloBaLiSt MaRxIsT GrEaT RePlacement." The narrative surrounding that issue here is completely poisoned by irrational histrionic partisans.
The whole thing was a “white supremacist occupation aimed at overthrowing the government”? Really? Is it not possible that it was mostly about vaccine mandates and governmental overreach and that there were a few bad apples who also showed up?
this is the most condescending, preachy, pretentious song I've ever heard. it's sole existence almost makes Pink Floyd worse
Because Jordan Peterson himself is a preachy and pretentious person
JBP is just Rush Limbaugh for dudes who think "Creep" is a better song than "The National Anthem."
nah, not really
LMFAO
"Wake up" has become amoung many words/phrases that automatically set off red flags.
Clean your room, bucko.
I feel like I'm being brainwashed the more I hear these lyrics which makes the title of this track more ironic.
It's feels like a parody but it isn't.
I'm paranoid too... God forbid I get brainwashed into some wired ass Tory Lobster Cult.
lmaooo i was just thinking it sounded like nostalgia critic's the wall and then you said that very same thing right after i thought it. we're in sync. i love that for us
Whenever someone tells me to "wake up" I assume that they're sleep deprived.
The fact that these lyrics are sincere Peterson rhetoric yet having them in a Floyd-esque song makes them seem satirical
A Syd Barrret intro/Pink Floyd 3rd rate-knock-off with a keytar solo that Spinal Tap may call for a co-write.
No joke, the minute the Jordo song was about to play, it was interrupted by an ad set to Kermit singing. 2sday is truly blessed.
did he even sing for this besides a little bit at the end
I don’t care what you all have to say. Peterson goes straight insaneo style on this track.
I see you doing God’s work
bussin on the mic
White boy busting it down (traditionalist style)
Nah dude this track sent me straight to bunko town
Leftany Leftano
Good
Oh no he broke the illusion of him and Cal being 2 people AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
He's trying to be the dark side of Roger Walters
Roger Waters should sue him for this.
The wall for people who think 1984 is about political correctness
I honestly think these are the funniest fantano vids. I'm crying laughing at this shit. Anyone complaining about this content should remember the amount of output he has every week, kinda a baseless criticism
It's Mr. "The Climate Doesn't Exist" himself 😂😂
Genuinely that wasn't that bad, the bad part was what it was
My thoughts exactly, it's blatant rip off with vague and pseudo emotional lyrics, but the melody wasn't that bad but the guitar riff was redundant. The message behind it is what makes it shit, but apart from that it isn't as bad as fantano makes it out to be.
He's only saying it's bad because he doesn't know shit about politics so he has to resort to jumping on agendas, and with the Jordan Peterson thing, because he considers himself "left" is the "lets hate on Peterson" bandwagon/agenda. If anything, Melon is posting cringe. Look, I'm not a big fan of Peterson myself, but Melon really needs to stay out of politics because he's trying to get more into it when he doesn't know shit about it. Just stick with music, Melon. I really don't think it sounded that bad either.
@@JacobHayden911 Yeah. I loathe Peterson but Melon says the same two things over and over and over in this vid like he just read Peterson's wiki for the first time
@@JacobHayden911 Or he's saying that it's bad because that's his genuine opinion.
"Only the protests aligning with my ideology should be allowed!"
Peterson's lectures in tandem with his 12 Rules For Life REALLY helped me at a time where was getting IRL therapy and needed it....but....his political takes have gotten so far out there. It's not like they weren't bad before, but the takes used to have a degree or 2 of self-awareness. Now the self-awareness has been replaced by bigotry, and I'm no longer a fan of JBP
Jordan does what a lot of cult leaders do. They lead with good advice and positive affirmation, then they switch the bait out and ask you to accept crazy nonsense. It's how the Scientologists recruit, and it's a common theme I notice among other cults as well.
Jordan showed me how awesome Jung, Kant, and Dostoyevsky are. But now I just read those guys instead of Jordan.
@@EricLeafericson yeah i hear ya, I'm happy for the advice JBP gave me...but I was able to recognize when what he was saying especially from a political standpoint was really unhealthy. And it's less about how bad the takes are, but how steadfast he is in said takes.
@@nickmacon300 would you mind giving some examples of his wild political takes because I haven’t followed him too closely in a while and agreed or at least could see merit and logic in all the stuff I saw from him early on when he first started gaining fame both on political and philosophical topics and normally when I see people who are against him they have misinterpreted what he said in my opinion or only saw a short controversial quote not the full explanation that adds loads of caveats and is much more reasonable. I’m asking because you actually seem to have a reasonable view of the guy in comparison to those who blindly love/hate him which is pretty rare for any subject on the internet.
I feel like a lot of the stuff that you picked up of him being self aware was simply him getting his foot in the door. He didn’t go full cult bigotry out the gate because he would have been torn apart by anything not conservative and then would only build a fanbase of people already on the right. Peterson’s power has come from indoctrinating a bunch of impressionable youth and young adults with things that sound smart and important (specifically the rules of life thing), then fully doing to dip into bigotry once they’re strung along. From personal experience, I assumed a lot more people were being “ironic” in the commentary Leafy era because I was naive to the fact that ableism, transphobia, racism, homophobia, and all other types of hatred are very real. Once you get into that circle and all you hear is that stuff, you get turned away from hearing about the actual horrors that they’re blatantly trying to downplay. Jordan Peterson probably doesn’t believe he’s “indoctrinating” anybody, but his specific targeting of youths with moderately conservative fluff and then serving as a gateway into that nasty world of bigotry is the effect he has had. I feel like there’s been a shift toward discrediting Peterson (with him getting removed from many schools, getting “outed” by a couple journalists, and mostly falling into his conservative echo chamber) but that could just be me hoping
Glad you saw the light and are no longer red pilled. Welcome to reality.
Dat Jordan do B Petersonin tho
Jordan Peterson fans are gonna soyrage in your comment
he made a willy wonka intro song lol
This song sounds like the pork chop trimmings on the side of the dinner plate that you're ready to throw out
“Mom I wanna go see laser floyd” mom: “this is more holesome”
My dad was yelling “wake up” at me once but I knew he was full of bs, just because I was driving with my eyes closed I knew we would get home safely, Thx Anthony
It makes a lot of sense for him to make such a minor, preachy, crybaby-ass song
The only ones I will listen to tell me to wake up is Arcade Fire and Rage Against the Machine.
Yessss
What about that "table" guy with the funny nasal voice?
I’m going to have this shitty song stuck in my head for the rest of the day. Thanks melon
Fantano busting down on a chocolate bar before going in on this total nerd really gave me the energy to get thru the day 😂
Excited for the Kermit voice to launch his anti LGBT cover of Rainbow Connection
The Kermit Voice is the band name.
This sounds like a song that the teacher from The Wall would make.
Bruh did you actually say that Jordan Peterson is a psychopath? I don't know about that one chief.
Oh god that was fuken funny I was hoping for sum rap tho, would be amazing with boom bap beat
This song could literally be about anything
I feel like you are harsher on people you dont like.
Also the song is about child hood trauma.
He listens to music completely based on the social context. If death grips was mainstream they would be trash and if kanye was unerhround he would be amazing.
Hes really just a contrarian and if we're talking musical ability, Fantano has never shown himself to be near the level of the musicianship in Wake Up.
4:15 chew and swallow, dude, then continue… Goddamn…
Evry body gangster until Jordan is on Donda 2