#Scary Unicron. He would eat the usual Chaos Gods for breakfast, the Tyranids as a smorgasbord, and then the Orkz as snacks. Then the rest of the universe as dessert.
#scary “Make us Whole” having the nercomorphs in 40k be the ultimate reset from the old one. Or having the Flood be it. “Join your voice with my and find victory ever lasting.”
A mercenary or pirate army would likely be the most effective way to incorporate the various scattered and lesser-known xenos species across the galaxy. From a tabletop perspective, such a faction could be deployed as auxiliary forces within other established factions like the Imperium, Eldar, Votann. However, these mercenary units would retain the potential to turn against their employer, easily lured away to serve opposing army by the promise of greater payment. This dynamic would not only serve the convenience of possible game mechanics, but could also enrich the lore, providing narratives that extend beyond the typical focus on the Imperium. For example, a group of Zoats allying with the Votann, a band of Barghesi attempting to escape from an Imperium-controlled planet, or a story following a crew of xenos mercenaries traveling across distant corners of the galaxy. Minor xenos species could be included in such a faction: - Barghesi - Breg'shei - Byzack - Chrome - Cythor Fiend - Dracolith - Draxian - Drugh - Fra'al - Ghanathaar - Hrud - Indaar - Jokaero - Larcymole - Loxatl - Mjordhainn Raiders - Noctal - Piscean - Q'rol - Rak'gol - Reek - Saruthi - Saharduin - Skorl - Shrive Wrack - Simulacra - Siren - Sluagth - Sslyth - Styrixis - Thyrrus - Ulumeathi - Xenarch - Zaruk - Zoat
#scary The Phyrexians from Magic: The Gathering. The worst possible bastardization of Vashtorr and The Mechanicus' works put together and becoming their own inter-planar apocalypse.
#Scary When you realise, the Dark Eldar can turn you into a sentient chess set, or an Eldar into a human. They can also turn you (genetically at least) into an Eldar, truly a fate worse than death...
#Scary I'd add Mnggal-Mnggal from the Star Wars extended universe. It's a grey ooze that takes over someone when they approach a pool of it that explodes outward to cover them in droplets, which then get into their body through nose, mouth or even pores, and then eats the brain and internal organs and uses what remains as a puppet. It can split itself seemingly with no limit, but rather than being considered a hivemind, it is considered a single entity that shares one mind across all parts across the entire galaxy. Also, unlike many scifi creatures sort of like it that seem to just have the goal of acquiring more biomass and spreading, it's actively malicious and enjoys torturing potential victims.
#scary I'd take a bunch of Tribbles from Star Trek and dump some of them on every single Imperial Agriworld. They might not be scary in the conventional sense but i just really like the idea of Bobby Governmentman horrified that the thing that will finally bring down the Imperium isnt its uncountable enemies but is instead the absolute logistical nightmare caused by a bunch of furballs eating half the food supply
#scary i’d love to see a vex portal open up and have them helplessly try to rationalize and figure out the crystal labyrinth. maybe have a rigged contest with pink horrors for documenting lies
I'd LOVE to see The Culture in 40k. They are just the opposite of everything in 40k and more than powerful enough to bring anyone into the noblebright kicking and screaming 😂. And just imagine how terrifiying would it be even for the necrons to come across a Mind.
#scary Guilleman is actually a daemon now. Hear me out. When a chaos god makes a new guy, its a daemon, right? Well, Emps is a chaos god now, and he brought back Guilleman, therefore remaking him, and therefore the ultramarines are now a chaos legion. All hail Ghillie-Man, the new stealthiest primarch, so stealthy now no-one knows hes a demon, not even him. The Primarch Ghillie Suit is so strong that no one knows what's underneath.
#Scary Honestly, I would just open a portal to the Lovecraftian universe and let the Outer Gods through. Nothing is scarier than knowing that Yog-Sothoth or Nyarlathotep inhabits the same space that I do or the fact that all of existence is dependent on Azathoth remaining asleep and dreaming for all eternity.
I'd drop an Imperator on Azathoth and kill him before he can wake up. I know that's not how that works, but if I gaslight the whole galaxy, then maybe it will work.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx It would work. The only problem is that it's not real for it can only happen in your dreams which are all a part of Azathoth's dreams. Do you see just how quickly this becomes a nightmare scenario
Open a portal to the elder scrolls universe, nothing crazy would happen but I like to imagine that the sudden influx of insane bullshit would wake the one who dreams and end all existence.
I think Hal had a stroke at some point during this stream... would explain why he can't talk... also Hal, that was me that tagged you in the magnus reel on IG.... if you don't know what I'm talking about go look... it's funny.
Been watching you guys for some time now, I really think you guys would enjoy the book series Frontlines, by Marko Kloos. Very easy read, each entry in the series is always around 250 pages - there are 8 novels and two novellas so far. This stuff is a nice mix of The Forever War and Starship Troopers narrated with the sardonic humour similar to good old Commissar Ciaphas Cain, neatly wrapped in the aesthetics of the OG Halo military Sci-fi. Basically, your sense of humour. Oh, and the aliens are terrifying - and yet, I am dying to see you find new and exciting ways to somehow sexualize 60 feet Dinosaurs (looking at you Colin). Anyway, maybe you all are already well aware of this series and I just spent my very first comment after following you for 2 years on no news at all, but hey, if not, give it a look.
#Scary Me I would probably be the most dangerous entity besides the emperor. I would be the most depraved meat monster. I would be so down bad, Slaanesh will be listening to depraved audio dramas about me every night using its Balthasar Gelt Figure as a.. i shoud stop. Ill be so Nasty, Nurgle will go out himself to buy a 24 pack of charman ultra soft. Ill be so unhinged Khorne will be tryin to hold me back, BUT HE'LL FAIL. I'll be so silly and quirky, that the tings im doing will leave Tzeentch Confused.
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#Scary Unicron. He would eat the usual Chaos Gods for breakfast, the Tyranids as a smorgasbord, and then the Orkz as snacks. Then the rest of the universe as dessert.
#scary “Make us Whole” having the nercomorphs in 40k be the ultimate reset from the old one. Or having the Flood be it. “Join your voice with my and find victory ever lasting.”
#scary I would add the scariest xenos known to man, Hal. He is actually what is there in the ghoul stars and the cause of the pale wasting
A mercenary or pirate army would likely be the most effective way to incorporate the various scattered and lesser-known xenos species across the galaxy. From a tabletop perspective, such a faction could be deployed as auxiliary forces within other established factions like the Imperium, Eldar, Votann. However, these mercenary units would retain the potential to turn against their employer, easily lured away to serve opposing army by the promise of greater payment. This dynamic would not only serve the convenience of possible game mechanics, but could also enrich the lore, providing narratives that extend beyond the typical focus on the Imperium. For example, a group of Zoats allying with the Votann, a band of Barghesi attempting to escape from an Imperium-controlled planet, or a story following a crew of xenos mercenaries traveling across distant corners of the galaxy.
Minor xenos species could be included in such a faction:
- Barghesi
- Breg'shei
- Byzack
- Chrome
- Cythor Fiend
- Dracolith
- Draxian
- Drugh
- Fra'al
- Ghanathaar
- Hrud
- Indaar
- Jokaero
- Larcymole
- Loxatl
- Mjordhainn Raiders
- Noctal
- Piscean
- Q'rol
- Rak'gol
- Reek
- Saruthi
- Saharduin
- Skorl
- Shrive Wrack
- Simulacra
- Siren
- Sluagth
- Sslyth
- Styrixis
- Thyrrus
- Ulumeathi
- Xenarch
- Zaruk
- Zoat
#Scary
I would add logic, internal consistency and good writing to 40k. Not so scary in universe, but that's sure to terrify GW.
#scary The Phyrexians from Magic: The Gathering. The worst possible bastardization of Vashtorr and The Mechanicus' works put together and becoming their own inter-planar apocalypse.
#Scary AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHDOTA2AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
#Scary is letting Colin’s fivehead be shown on stream
#Scary When you realise, the Dark Eldar can turn you into a sentient chess set, or an Eldar into a human. They can also turn you (genetically at least) into an Eldar, truly a fate worse than death...
GOON FOR THE GOON GOD!
EDGE FOR THE EDGE THRONE
This is the first comment of the first video I watched on this channel, off to a interesting start
I DONT WANNA GOON 🗣🗣💯😩🔥🔥
@@Neddicus the Goonfather demands
#Scary I would add an alien race called the DonkeyMen of USA. They come out of nowhere to outshine any joke you ever make.
#scary a dark eldar haemonculus that embraced slaanesh. Just imagine the sheer fuckery that can out of that twisted mind
Given the Dark Eldar backstory, I'd argue that's just your average Haemonculus
#Scary I'd add Mnggal-Mnggal from the Star Wars extended universe. It's a grey ooze that takes over someone when they approach a pool of it that explodes outward to cover them in droplets, which then get into their body through nose, mouth or even pores, and then eats the brain and internal organs and uses what remains as a puppet. It can split itself seemingly with no limit, but rather than being considered a hivemind, it is considered a single entity that shares one mind across all parts across the entire galaxy.
Also, unlike many scifi creatures sort of like it that seem to just have the goal of acquiring more biomass and spreading, it's actively malicious and enjoys torturing potential victims.
What an upgrade for Catachan target practice.
Flood rip off. But, that said, sounds cool
Tzaangors, my beloved ❤
The Pale Man, if one arm was bigger than the other... plus extra legs. 😵💫
So glad I caught this stream! Power to you gentleman.
#scary I would add a tidbit of lore stating that the Tyranids came to the Milky Way galaxy explicitly because they're running from something.
I was under the impression that that's a recursive impression based on Stellaris' Prethoryn Scourge, who are a direct Tyranids homage.
Watchers in the Dark always felt more Blank'ish than Psyker, based on how Daemons react to them
#scary
I'd take a bunch of Tribbles from Star Trek and dump some of them on every single Imperial Agriworld.
They might not be scary in the conventional sense but i just really like the idea of Bobby Governmentman horrified that the thing that will finally bring down the Imperium isnt its uncountable enemies but is instead the absolute logistical nightmare caused by a bunch of furballs eating half the food supply
People can just eat the tribbles though. If anything that would help the food supply, as tribbles require 0 effort to catch.
#Scary letting Hal talk on stream by himself. Also my twerk off and back arch stream 🫲👅🫱
Magnus is my fav commander in mtg, he goes way too hard.
holy shit colins beard is looking glorious!
#Scary I'd honestly love an alien race that uses something like Spren and they label it as psyker powers.
Yautja from predator movies. An elite group of alien hunting the best prey in the galaxy......
YOU STUPID MAN THINGS!!! SKAVEN FOREVER YES-YES!!!
#scary i’d love to see a vex portal open up and have them helplessly try to rationalize and figure out the crystal labyrinth. maybe have a rigged contest with pink horrors for documenting lies
#scary I'd love to see more about unknown horrors like the Yu'Vath and the Cacodominus
Pingu's dad
#Scary The Yuuzong Vong from Star Wars. A species of blanks that necessitated the construction of the Death Star.
I'd LOVE to see The Culture in 40k. They are just the opposite of everything in 40k and more than powerful enough to bring anyone into the noblebright kicking and screaming 😂. And just imagine how terrifiying would it be even for the necrons to come across a Mind.
#Scary I would add the xenos known as "Bretonnia fans." Only aliens could have such horrifyingly bad taste
Holy hell why aren't the Q'orl a faction!?
#scary inflation crossed with a Warhammer addiction
Welcome to Grox Burger, home of the Grox Burger can I take your order?
#scary Guilleman is actually a daemon now.
Hear me out. When a chaos god makes a new guy, its a daemon, right? Well, Emps is a chaos god now, and he brought back Guilleman, therefore remaking him, and therefore the ultramarines are now a chaos legion. All hail Ghillie-Man, the new stealthiest primarch, so stealthy now no-one knows hes a demon, not even him. The Primarch Ghillie Suit is so strong that no one knows what's underneath.
#Scary Honestly, I would just open a portal to the Lovecraftian universe and let the Outer Gods through. Nothing is scarier than knowing that Yog-Sothoth or Nyarlathotep inhabits the same space that I do or the fact that all of existence is dependent on Azathoth remaining asleep and dreaming for all eternity.
I'd drop an Imperator on Azathoth and kill him before he can wake up. I know that's not how that works, but if I gaslight the whole galaxy, then maybe it will work.
@@Aceshot-uu7yx It would work. The only problem is that it's not real for it can only happen in your dreams which are all a part of Azathoth's dreams. Do you see just how quickly this becomes a nightmare scenario
Open a portal to the elder scrolls universe, nothing crazy would happen but I like to imagine that the sudden influx of insane bullshit would wake the one who dreams and end all existence.
#Scary the thing from the thing it very hard thnig to deal in hellscpe of 40k
I think Hal had a stroke at some point during this stream... would explain why he can't talk... also Hal, that was me that tagged you in the magnus reel on IG.... if you don't know what I'm talking about go look... it's funny.
Been watching you guys for some time now, I really think you guys would enjoy the book series Frontlines, by Marko Kloos. Very easy read, each entry in the series is always around 250 pages - there are 8 novels and two novellas so far. This stuff is a nice mix of The Forever War and Starship Troopers narrated with the sardonic humour similar to good old Commissar Ciaphas Cain, neatly wrapped in the aesthetics of the OG Halo military Sci-fi. Basically, your sense of humour. Oh, and the aliens are terrifying - and yet, I am dying to see you find new and exciting ways to somehow sexualize 60 feet Dinosaurs (looking at you Colin).
Anyway, maybe you all are already well aware of this series and I just spent my very first comment after following you for 2 years on no news at all, but hey, if not, give it a look.
#Scary
Me
I would probably be the most dangerous entity besides the emperor. I would be the most depraved meat monster.
I would be so down bad, Slaanesh will be listening to depraved audio dramas about me every night using its Balthasar Gelt Figure as a.. i shoud stop.
Ill be so Nasty, Nurgle will go out himself to buy a 24 pack of charman ultra soft.
Ill be so unhinged Khorne will be tryin to hold me back, BUT HE'LL FAIL.
I'll be so silly and quirky, that the tings im doing will leave Tzeentch Confused.
#Scary
homeworld cataclysm
mandalore has a video on it and I'm going to base my votann army off the kiith
go watch that video
It's a Lore Crime not to watch this channel!!!
These AI videos are getting out of control
My guy there's like one ai imagine