EVERY WARHAMMER FACTION RANKED BY LORE - LOREMASTER TIER LISTS! | Lorecrimes Podcast

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  • @fatghostproduction7190
    @fatghostproduction7190 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +34

    Colin and Eli's camera shots look like Bro brought lil bro out with the boys

  • @rarestpepe3815
    @rarestpepe3815 วันที่ผ่านมา +27

    And once again Colin proves that Good Takes must come from the pancreas.

  • @akumaking1
    @akumaking1 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +30

    The Thanksgiving special should be about the Ogre Kingdoms and an excuse to sing along with the Total Warhammer trailer.

    • @EastGhostINC
      @EastGhostINC วันที่ผ่านมา

      Thanksgiving was a few weeks ago bud

  • @gumbo821
    @gumbo821 วันที่ผ่านมา +5

    "they're fat and they eat everything and they worship a hole in the ground"
    I'm already sold on the ogres, you don't have keep selling me on them.

  • @Mistheart101
    @Mistheart101 วันที่ผ่านมา +16

    2:10:15 I had a very simple reason for saying Mawussy: The Great Maw was described as "a hole in the ground" AND I KNEW WHAT HAD TO BE DONE!

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 19 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      In the words of the Beatle's "LET'S DO IT IN THE ROAD."

  • @kmoney890
    @kmoney890 วันที่ผ่านมา +9

    1:24:19 The reforging problems counts on you as a reader and person understanding that immortality is absolutely a curse. I find that if people can’t really enter that frame of mind they can’t really gel with the Stormcast.
    Like they’re basically an army of Dark Souls characters. “Immortal” beings whose sense of self is directly tied to the state of their immortality. The difference between hollow and undead.
    Yeah you respawn but who comes back? You not only are experiencing involuntary ego death, super magical dementia and PTSD, losing actual time as reforging can be anywhere between a day or years. You can fight for a fortress one day and then one death later everything you fought for including yourself is irreparably changed or just gone. Theres a conundrum in the scale of stakes as I call it. Because their personal stakes are dire and critical for them and nearly irrelevant for everyone else because it’s a Post-Post Apocalyptic hellhole in which everyone understands loss so keenly that the idea of being an immortal demigod suffering an eternity of war and losses for people who don’t have the time to care about you is appealing to a person living in the mortal realms. It’s the ship of Theseus writ large on a faction and thematically humanity. Reforging itself isn’t a walk in the park either you’re fully conscious as your soul is literally hammered and forged god, it’s a painstaking process that rebuilds you on a molecular level.
    Much is demanded of whom to much is given. The

    • @ejmongrove372
      @ejmongrove372 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

      I simply put as a space marine dies but they die as themselves a stormcast continues on until there is no "self" left, which is terrifying to me.

  • @milesupshur9869
    @milesupshur9869 23 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    I must be exhausted because when the elves vs ogres debate happened I didn't even realize I was cackling

  • @samfish2550
    @samfish2550 วันที่ผ่านมา +8

    My problem with disciples of tzeench is the fodder troops.
    I think tzeench and his front line mortal followers I think one of 3 paths:
    --Fledgling sorcerer vying for more power.
    --Duped followers who have no more purpose beyond being a half-chaos spawn monster/berserker.
    --A backstabbing rouge, stay in the shadows and wait for the right moment to kill an important target. Get some planning and subterfuge in there.
    The problem is that they are none of that, they are just standard buff low armor mooks with shields, swords, and axes. They DO have the bird motifs which I do like but compare that to the half armored seething brick shithouses of khorne, the extravagance and beauty in the lithe warriors of slaanesh, or the rusted, bloated, mutated wall of flesh that matches for nurgle.
    They are...... Fine for tzeench but the others either didn't deviate from the base cultist look because they didn't have to or genuinely changed it in a way that plays into the fantasy their god offers.
    The Tzeench cultists are a C among As and Ss. I'm not mad, just disappointed.

  • @zjjohnson3827
    @zjjohnson3827 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    When talking about the Sisters Of Silence you completely overlooked that the final volume of The Beast Arises features them *heavily*

  • @BoneTrait
    @BoneTrait วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    1:27:12 I HIGHLY suggest you guys look more into Age of Sigmar lore. There’s a general sentiment among a lot of people that AoS is still this thing that “needs more time”, and as someone who has been getting super into AoS over the past year, I highly recommend sitting down and actually reading the Battletomes and the Core Rulebook. There is stuff there, some good, some bad, but there ARE things to look into.

    • @BoneTrait
      @BoneTrait วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      If you guys want some good starters, I highly suggest Soul Wars, the Grotrek, and once you’re more into the lore looking into the recent Skaventide book. They’re legitimately good reads. As for more mid-tier stuff, the two Hallowed Knights novels about the Stormcast group of the same name is interesting. It’s not the best, but it’s a fun romp.

  • @originalfreak3142
    @originalfreak3142 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +10

    Question for you assembled lore-tubers:
    What are the chances that the Genestealers Cults worship of the "Four Armed Emperor" has created an entity in the warp? If the Tau can do it, why can't they?

    • @noobatgames3321
      @noobatgames3321 วันที่ผ่านมา

      because there part of the hive mind ? it might strengthen the hive mind tho. because I doubt the nids would let themselves create an adversary

    • @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods
      @DeadliftsForTheDarkGods วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Four armed emperor is just the Patriarch and/or hive mind so they worship something that already exists imo

    • @minibotas9496
      @minibotas9496 2 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา

      Not who you were asking this question to, but I believe that since the Hive Mind already projects a “Shadow in the Warp” that inhibits anything warp-related (or isolates it), literally nothing would happen. If the Genestealer Cult could project something within the Warp, it would be contained within the Shadow and fizzle out the moment the Cult got assimilated. No impact to be done.
      But that’s just a take of some rando on the internet.

  • @speetza6265
    @speetza6265 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    23:50 I return from the livestream to watch Eli mention the Blue Scribes for a second time, truly a blessed day.

  • @spice615
    @spice615 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    I'm 100% with you on the sister of silence in The Tithes, Pancreas. She was a badass in her own right, was basically exactly what I want a sister to be, and "Atlacoya, Oblivion Knight of the Anathema Psykana" is an S-tier badass title.

  • @project4061
    @project4061 8 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:46:44
    I hate "Day of Ascension," as a Genestealer book. It's great for Mechanicus (especially the heritek), but terrible for the Stealers.
    Just one cry of rebellion causing a storm to flow doesn't work for me. Now if it was surgical gorilla warfare strikes that would make it better. See the brief glimpses of them in "The Infinite and the Divine" as an example.
    Genestealers are better than the Mechanicus for me in many respects overall.

  • @GaiaGreen3
    @GaiaGreen3 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    "Bioshock Infinite is good" i've never lost respect for someone's opinions so fast

  • @kmoney890
    @kmoney890 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Absolutely everyone who’s into Idoneth should read Lurien’s novel

  • @myonlyfriendtheend4958
    @myonlyfriendtheend4958 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    ELI FOR GOD'S SAKE READ PETER FEHERVARI HAS MULTIPLE BOOKS ON GOATED TAU LORE
    HE LEGIT HAS A BOOK CALLED FIREWARRIOR

  • @kmoney890
    @kmoney890 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    1:51:39 Lizardmen and Vampire Counts absolutely
    Lizards get to actually be relevant and be an ancient magical technological civilization without being stuck in a box in the corner of the map. Vampire counts get to exist beyond the Von carsteins

    • @ce4879
      @ce4879 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      For vampires I like that Deathrattle make skeletons a race too like pseudo-Tomb Kings but instead of not!egyptians it’s literally skeletons rising up anywhere in the Realms and rebuilding their lost kingdom.
      With all kinds of variety from oriental Aqshy wight kings that are fiery warlords to Mediterranean Hysh philosopher skeleton kings with even more ancient leaders recalling the times of the Age of Myth where their undead forms served as Shyish emissaries to Azyr and jousted with demigods in sport or those that lead Nagash’s legions in building the first cities for civilization when he was part of the Order pantheon. 💀 👍

  • @ThanquolAndBoneripper
    @ThanquolAndBoneripper 17 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

    Eli is my prophet bro “Drazhar kills 1 billion Custodes”- Eli. Malekith true phoenix king for life

  • @MikeTheBretonianGrailKnight
    @MikeTheBretonianGrailKnight 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +7

    1:52:00 I would like to say that Colin write your will, tell you nonexistent family that you love them and pray God has Mercy on your soul, because your not waking up tomorrow.

    • @KingLich451
      @KingLich451 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      xD

    • @JoshKeeling-lt7xl
      @JoshKeeling-lt7xl วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      because *you’re not waking up tomorrow

  • @KingLich451
    @KingLich451 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +4

    love ya lads so much, big big.

  • @kmoney890
    @kmoney890 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I would absolutely read a book about the administratum. Books that talk about how the Imperium work in practice rule. It’s why I love vaults of Terra and witchbringer

  • @Battlechicken12
    @Battlechicken12 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    Colin where’s Thanquols video

  • @darrianweathington1923
    @darrianweathington1923 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I got the baby oil ready. Time for the Lore off… my money is the Colin, taking on all 21 primarchs. (Pancreas might not work but that neck do) 😃

  • @dinkosaurusrex7746
    @dinkosaurusrex7746 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    #WhoWoreItBetter Diabetes edition: Wilford Brimley or Colin?

  • @ronanHanni
    @ronanHanni วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The only thing that botthers me is the position of Bretonia right before the wood elfs. Dont get me wrong the bretonia knight models loock cool and wood elfs have no models at this point in time but for me wood elfs would be higher.

  • @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus
    @GamesWorkshopsFlyingCircus วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    #WhoWoreItBetter Suneater edition: Kaldor Draigo or Boingob?

  • @randomusernameCallin
    @randomusernameCallin 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    I often wonder if GW want Tau to remove. From bad army rules and the only novel were by someone that hate Tau.

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      I think they like the Tau, about as much as the Harlequins.

  • @bro-brolostinthought81
    @bro-brolostinthought81 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

    Ha i made Magnus commander of my experience counter deck dirt cheap blatant thievery/firemind foresight 😈

  • @spencerpollock5688
    @spencerpollock5688 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Can you do the fimir faction and the minor chaos being Kroll lore

  • @msmith1890
    @msmith1890 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Is Colin a Skaven or just a Skaven collaborator?

    • @Aceshot-uu7yx
      @Aceshot-uu7yx 18 ชั่วโมงที่ผ่านมา +1

      Yes-true.

  • @thadmeboy1129
    @thadmeboy1129 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    The dwarfs better be in S tier

    • @thadmeboy1129
      @thadmeboy1129 วันที่ผ่านมา

      I didn't see any old world dwarfs. The book has been updated

  • @Sercotani
    @Sercotani 2 วันที่ผ่านมา +3

    ranked by lore? rank dn

  • @kore6f6
    @kore6f6 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Orkz high or I’m gonna poop

  • @JustSomeWeirdo
    @JustSomeWeirdo วันที่ผ่านมา

    Hey when will you upload these to Apple Podcasts? Or is it under a different name?

  • @muratferguson4534
    @muratferguson4534 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Where are the Black Templars?

  • @calumbarclay4966
    @calumbarclay4966 วันที่ผ่านมา

    Only half hour in but you guys need to differentiate between lore and story

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Colin doesn’t understand Warhammer. Hilarious

  • @misanthropicservitorofmars2116
    @misanthropicservitorofmars2116 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    Pancreas is cringe
    “How many GW writers need to tell you the imperium is needlessly cruel”
    Quit being so smug while being condescending. I don’t care what they say 😂