@@moviesexplainernepal8207 Oh, there is a huge connection, because most part of the Reputation is about Kanye West (reply to his song after which there was a hating hashtag on Twitter), and in this song she also mentions him. ("Look what you made me do" was the most explining song)
We need Taylor to come back and host with “SNL Monologue (Taylor’s Version)” because she’s got a lot more comedy material to write about since she last hosted 😂
@@sparklegame1362 Monologue Song (La La La) (Featuring Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Recorded Live From New York It’s Saturday Night)
Hi, she actually was the only one. Here's what Seth Meyers, who was a writer for SNL at the time, had to say about it; enjoy: th-cam.com/video/Qe0Rre35xpI/w-d-xo.html
Right? It’s even funnier than I remember when I saw it on tv back then. Seth Meyers has since described the SNL ✍️ writers’ stress trying to come up with an opening monologue for this teenaged musical phenom when she timidly walked into the writers’ room to say “hey, I wrote this song, maybe I could do it for my monologue?” And then proceeded to play this awesome gem 💎 for them. To which of course they said, “Oh, yeah, sure Taylor. If you want to”, while secretly thinking “holy crap, this is a million times better than anything we could ever come up with for her.” I also think Seth said Taylor was the only guest host to ever come prepared with their own material. Figures, eh? She *is* a songwriting savant! 🤓❤
"Monologue Song (La La La)" I like glitter and sparkly dresses, But I'm not gonna talk about that In my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter, But I'm not gonna talk about that In my monologue La la la, la la la I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me, But I'm not gonna say that In my monologue I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public, But I'm not gonna say that In my monologue La la, la la la la la This is my musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe, The guy who broke up with me on the phone, But I'm not gonna mention him In my monologue Hey Joe! I'm doing real well, Tonight I'm hosting SNL But I'm not gonna brag about that In my monologue La la la, ha ha ha Ha ha ha, ha ha ha La la la And if you're wondering if I might, Be dating the werewolf from Twilight, (Hi Taylor!) I'm not gonna comment on that In my monologue La la, la la la la la This is my musical monologue You might be expecting me to say Something bad about Kanye And how he ran up on the stage And ruined my VMA monologue..... But there's nothing more to say Cause everything's okay I've got security lining this stage This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la la la This is my SNL monologue La la, la la la la la That was my SNL monologue
Lover: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll TTPD: Looks like they could kill you, would kill you Is this a good combo or should it be any different?-
It already is TV (tho I get you mean you want it on an album)! According to Seth Meyers who was head writer at the time, she came to the writer’s room with it pretty much ready- they only fine tuned it. He was surprised that not only had she has written something but that it was clever, poked fun at herself, and was basically rtg. With the exception of stand-up comedians who usually just do a short set of their own material, hosts generally just throw out some ideas & the writers take it from there. Some do even less. Taylor definitely has a talent for meeting the moment & proving she can laugh at herself & pop culture generally is quite clever indeed.
I was watching the Seth Meyers interview with Howard Stern where he talked about Taylor doing this monologue, so I had to look it up…and I am not disappointed. She is so COOL! The more I see of her and read about her, the more I like her. This was when she was 19, too! Damn…. Am I becoming a Swiftie at 70 years old?
You are never too late to become a swiftie. The more you learn about her life and music the more you will appreciate it. The way she handled media slut shaming her about her dating life when she was literally a teenager and in early 20s is remarkable. The way she writes and portrays her emotion is the reason she has so many fans, because we connect to her lyrics. She is the best songwriter of my generation for sure. And the way she started with country music, and then ventured to pop so beautifully is something only Dolly Parton has ever done. If you want to start listening to her, I would recommend folklore and evermore. These are her most beautifully written albums. And before listening to her songs always read what they are about, you will appreciate them more.
@@lostinwoods07Thanks for the tips on how to get started with her music. I'm in the same boat, never really listened to her and am surprised how much I'm discovering what a badass she is, in a really good way. I'm only 4 years behind you, @jimiceleste. :-)
@007ElSenorI never heard a note of her music until seeing this. I had heard so much about her that was interesting that I decided to find out more and experience a performance of hers, despite the fact that I generally don't enjoy current pop female singers. Now I have tremendous respect for her, and that has only increased upon learning that she has determined to speak openly about her political views in defiance of others' fears and reactions. Those views happen to be very contrary to my own; but still, I have tremendous respect for her talent and some aspects of her personality and character. I predict that as she learns more she will change her mind on some things; but regardless of that, I will continue to respect her in many ways. (And listen to more of her work as it comes my way.)
For a very long time I believed in this weird image that the media had created of Taylor, but now I'm literally falling in love with her. She's literally so witty and talented!
exactly she's just a fun girl (now woman but she was a teen then) singing about her feelings and experiences and having fun with her art which she is SO AMAZING at! for years I pretended to not like her to seem like I was "not like other girls" but after rep came out I was like she's freaking awesome! people just love to hate for no reason! and they go "oh she sings about her exes all the time" but now that I'm 19 and gone through some stuff I realize how screwed up guys and relationships can be. She's a genius!
Taylor Swift obsessing over Andy Samberg. Jake Peralta being obsessed with Taylor Swift. It’s a full circle and I love it. EDIT: holy crap I did not expect so many likes thanks guys
Monologue Song (Taylor's Version) should be a vault track from Taylor Swift/Debut (Taylor's Version) 😍😍😍 and this woman has been a comedic genius since she was young!!
She’s releasing unreleased songs on the new fearless. Lets hope this is one of them (Edit OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER HAD HOLY CRAP)
From THIS to, “Cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart/Now I send their babies presents” on invisible string. Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge the GROWTH?
I mean she’s definitely grown artistically but this isn’t an accurate representation of her songwriting skills from back then since the point of SNL monologues is to be funny and stupid
It's November 2017 and Taylor released her 6th album Reputation and there is a song called "This is why we can't have nice things " She goes total savage against Kanye....
The story I heard was that she was so young she thought she had to write her own monologue. When Lorne Michaells presented her with the monolgue the SNL writers had written for her, then listened to hers, he immediately ditched SNL's and went with hers!! What a talent!
Ikr. She was like 19 there! Like even if he was trying to make a point about racial inequality. Humiliating someone who did no wrong was not at all okay
@@LoveLove-fp2rn Well, I'm not surprised. Kanye has no class. But Taylor handled it very well. She could have lost it, but didn't. She's a good person.
Omg, she is just so brilliant! And open to making fun of herself. My little girl who died of cancer last year at age 12 (neuroblastoma, the same kind that killed Ronan, with whom we shared a hospital room in New York in March 2011), got me listening to Taylor Swift. This was one of Kimi's favorite of Taylor's songs. She wanted to be like Taylor when she grew up.
SJXLS Wow, girl, you are setting the viral bar pretty high in 2018. This video has 2.2 millions views since 2013. Many youtubers would dream about such results as their videos can't even pass 10,000 views. So what are you expecting this video to have to call it viral? 2 billion views? This is not Gangnam Style or Shakira, I'm sorry. Although Taylor Swift is viral material for sure. But not that viral.
Eagle Perspective yees.. Thanks .. I just really like the video and Taylor swift aswell. I Don’t know what you want from now. I am just kindly and somewhat funny showing my appreciation for her. Thanks for ruining the vibe. What is your goal here ?
I came here to relive this masterpiece because I just saw an interview with Seth Meyers and Howard Stern about how apparently SNL never really directs their hosts on how to do their monologues and so she came in and said hey I wrote this and played it for Lorne and Seth and they loved it!
Actually, they usually write the monologues for the hosts! But Taylor, at 19, came to them with this fully formed comedic masterpiece that Seth fully admits was so much better than what they, experienced comedy writers, had written for her. She is so brilliant… Not to mention, writing her own song as a monologue instead of just saying what they’d written was such a typically Taylor, boss move. It was the first Taylor’s version!
Watching this video with that knowledge brings another level of appreciation. It's also been so long since I've seen and heard her this young -- you hear the difference in her voice. Really is a different era.
TRUE FACT HERE: This monoglue was THE MOST BEST MONOGLUE that SNL have ever had and still is! Once again Taylor you have made us swifties proud! By the way Tay you always make me proud
Siham Mohamed I know you commented this two years ago but you are out of your god damn mind if you think this even exists in the category of best SNL monologue.
I come back to watch this regularly, can never get enough. Just shows, a silly, comedic song made for a show and yet it stands the test of time. Swift really is a musical and lyrical genius.
Lol damn she's savage af. Love her. Monologue Song (La la la) I like glitter and sparkly dresses But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue La la la la la la I like writing songs about douchebags that cheat on me But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue La la la la la la la la This is my musical monologue You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy that broke up with me on the phone But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue HEY JOE I'M DOING REAL WELL! I'm hosting SNL But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue La la la ha ha ha Ha ha ha ha ha ha La la la And if you're wondering if I might be dating that werewolf from Twilight I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue La la la la la la la This is my musical monologue You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue But there's nothing more to say 'Cause everything's okay I've got security lining the stage My SNL monologue La la la la la la la This is my SNL monologue La la la la la la la That was my SNL monologue WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. KANYE WEST IS NOT HERE! Stick around we'll be right back.
U made a few mistakes: There’s is one too many las in one of the lines, there should only be seven She says brag about that after the hosting snl part not talk And after the werewolf part it should be comment on that not talk, TayTay is a genius and she doesn’t just use the same adjective all the time PAY MORE ATTENTION NEXT TIME 🧐
It was heartbreaking watching Miss Americana and listen to her talk about having to deal with hate as well as her eating disorder and her experience with sexual assault. But I’m sooo proud of her. Looking back at this video makes my heart happy because it shows just how much a wonderful person she is. It takes an incredible amount of humility to be able to laugh and make fun of yourself. I’ll always be so proud to be a Taylor fan. ❤️
@@a.p.p.l.e.s.a.u.c.e.d.a.n. yh a radio dj/host gr0ped her during (i think) a meet & greet n she took him to court in late 2016/2017 n counter sued him for $1
@@a.p.p.l.e.s.a.u.c.e.d.a.n. She did, I think it also shows the origins of Only The Young, so if you like the song or just want to know it's origin you can watch it. I just watched a reaction that dud cut things out though, so don't take my word for it completely.
2013 - Uses someones name in a song = People don’t care and are perfectly fine 2018 - Throws the lightest bit of shade = The whole world blows up How ironic 🤔
this was aired in 2009, they posted this late i guess. but anyhow the immense hate towards her in recent years is just stupid, she has reached a certain level of fame where people can call her fake or any kind of hatred when she smiled or talked about nice things.
“You might think about joe,the boy who broke up with me in the phone,but im not gonna mention him,in my monologue,hey Joe im doing very well” -Taylor Swift
Why? I don't hate her AT ALL. She's adorable. She's got a minor bit of talent but so do so many others without fathers who paid so she could have a career. I could name 50 people off the top of my head (I'm a promoter) who are cuter, better writers, and sing better but they also aren't going to necessarily make it. This song is goofy and not really funny until Hader came in. I don't dislike her at all. Quite the contrary. She's super sweet and I am happy for her but even this comment will get a lot of "ARE YOU CRAZY, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW AMAZING SHE IS"? I mean okay, yeah, if you like bubble gum music that is made for 10 year olds, she is fantastic. I prefer my music to be a little more, well, adult. I like my humor to be a little more funny. The best thing she did here was she was a little self affecting but in reality she did all the things she said she wouldn't do because she has to. She can't help it. She is a very sweet person and I believe is genuinely proud of who she is and respectful to her fans and for that I give her credit but in the real world of music she is just another person with some minor talent who got lucky. Nothing more. I say that will all respect to her as a person and artist. She is certainly far from talentless but multiple Grammys and this thought that she is some great song writer? Please. I can name 10 bands off the top of my head where each individual band member is a better writer than her, better musician, and better singer. I can go on and on but let's just call her what she is, a cute girl with a bit of talent who got lucky.
@@adamjcohn I respect your opinion but IMO I think she is very talented and yes other people might have better writing but so far Taylor is the only artist so far that can make me feel that way,her music seems alive and her songs are deep,especially 'all too well'.And I agree with you that she is cute and genuine but she has gotten this far also because of her fans and she has fans because of her music and well the way she treats us.Also I don't know if 'reputation' would count as adult music.'I did something bad' & other songs in her album reputation are mature songs (i think) and for kids she has songs like 'love story' which are sweet and loving.And as for her singing she might not be able to hit high notes like demi but she has a sweet and unique voice (IMO).as for her genre she switched from country to pop and was successful in both of them.fearless is the most awarded country album and 1989 is the most awarded pop album.Another reason I like her is that she does a lot for her fans like she sends gifts,invites fans to her concert and stalk them (not in a creepy way but a sweet way) THIS WAS MY OPINION (with some fact)and I totally respect your opinion And can I know the 10 bands might check out their music
funny cat13 Can’t retort on a word of that. Much respect. There is nothing in this life that (with rare exception) that you should have to explain why you like. Never feel that you should feel anything but happy that you can enjoy something or someone or whatever it is. The greatest thing you can give yourself is happiness and it comes in the form of jumping out of a plane with a chute or listening to Taylor, do it with zero explanation. You certainly don’t owe me one. The more things you love, the more things you can enjoy. She is super sweet, this is true. ::)
Just recently (2023) Seth Myers said on Stern that the writers had come up with some “shitty” monologue for Taylor but she showed up with this song completely written and performed it for him and Lorne. That’s talent!
She is a comedic genius and I love that she can (and does!) make fun of her self. She's in on the jokes and invites us to join in and I am totally here for it. I don't care of this was 9 years ago, it's still iconic.
@@Lovely_Locks1 ....I feel bad for you if you can't understand how absurdly impressive it is, at 19 years old, to get on stage and deliver this the way that she did. Not even counting the fact that, by all accounts, she wrote this herself... the ability to deliver it this perfectly, in a live performance, is absolutely absurd.
@@jacobmartin8896You should see Seth Meyers' relatively recent comments about this....how no one gave her pointers or tips, she came up with this herself & had the courage to take it to Michaels...Seth implies it was much better than what they had written for her.
I like glitter and sparkly dresses But I'm not gonna talk about that In my monologue I like baking and things that smell like winter But I'm not gonna talk about that In my monologue La la la, La la la I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me But I'm not gonna say that In my monologue I like writing their names into songs So that they're ashamed to go in public But I'm not gonna say that In my monologue La la, La la la la la This is my musical monologue! You might think I'd bring up Joe That guy who broke up with me on the phone But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes* In my monologue [Spoken:] Hey Joe, I'm doing real well Tonight I'm hosting SNL [Sings:] But I'm not gonna write about that In my monologue La la la, ha ha ha Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la And if you're wondering if I might Be dating the werewolf from Twilight [mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss into the camera and a wink] I'm not gonna comment on that In my monologue La la, La la la la la This is my musical monologue You might be expecting me to say Something bad about Kanye And how he ran up on the stage And ruined my VMA monologue [Breathes and sighs...smiles] But there's nothing more to say Cause every thing's okay I've got security lining the stage It's my SNL monologue La la, La la la la la This is my SNL monologue La la, La la la la la That was my SNL monologue
Jordan it’s a stupid joke song. I’d be pissed if she sang this song at her concert . Makes u wonder why every guy she dates breaks up with her. Could be shes boring or too clingy, guys hate clingy possessive women. And many young girls are like that. Not me, I don’t give a fuck
LOOL OMG i love that side of her!! i really love how she plain out stated all their names! why doesnt she do that now i wanna know what every song of hers is inspired by
***** oh yeah.. i forgot about connor.. ur right, AND i think All You Had to do is Stay might be about him.. cuz its kind of a sequal to Stay Stay Stay which is also about connor from the red album
I couldn’t name one song from Taylor Swift’s records, but this is just terrific. What a great way to change up the standard SNL opening. Fun, funny and cute.
I said the same thing about 6 months ago. Now, at age 55, I can sing along with the 10 minute version of All Too Well and about 20 of her other songs. She is way better than I thought she would be.
Reputation actually started here but no one realized
gryffindorgemini now that you said that...damn you’re right!
How?? is there any connection? please explain.
No.
Valyan Vurung bcuz of the song tho full of hate but I love it
@@moviesexplainernepal8207 Oh, there is a huge connection, because most part of the Reputation is about Kanye West (reply to his song after which there was a hating hashtag on Twitter), and in this song she also mentions him. ("Look what you made me do" was the most explining song)
PETITION FOR TAYLOR TO INCLUDE THIS WHEN SHE RERECORDS HER ALBUMS.
bonus track of rerecord of reputation
Oh you read my mind😎
Rep bonus track and rerecording
YESSS.
Signed
Yes yes please oh my gad
*this would be if Reputation and Speak* *Now had a baby*
Right?!
So true..
So trie when she re-records her albums she needs to put this in one of those albums
And they named there maybe “Speak reputation”
@@aves8720 or reputation now
this video alone is all the proof you need that fearless Taylor is scarier than reputation Taylor
This is facts
You probably need to argue with blank space taylor
@@queserasera6913 maybe but she's satire and fearless is serious
@@tiasnails3552 yea i actually refer to her beating the car 😂
Oh 100%
"I was a little mouthy at eighteen" WE STAN
When did she say this? I've been searching for that for so long😭
@@jia13_ it’s in her burning questions on Ellen I think!
@@Marziiiiiiipan oh thanks I'll check there
@@jia13_ did you know that Saturday Night Live is a comedy show?
Not Stan. You're a fan. Stan is a bad thing, it meant stalker+ fan
I love how incredibly passive-aggressive this song is.
Me too 😂
ikr
but she didn't talk about that in her monologue :DD
well it isn't so passive lol
@@sarahhamdan5470 Exactly! HAHA! :) Taylor's really funny. She's just so good at it.
We need Taylor to come back and host with “SNL Monologue (Taylor’s Version)” because she’s got a lot more comedy material to write about since she last hosted 😂
Good one lol. 😂
That would be awesome. Too bad she’s busy becoming a billionaire on tour for another year.
@@sara31773knee slapper
It's called: Monologue Song (Lalala)
@@sparklegame1362 Monologue Song (La La La) (Featuring Bill Hader and Jason Sudeikis) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Recorded Live From New York It’s Saturday Night)
"I like writing names of my exes in my songs, so they're ashamed of going in public"
*Subliminal shade to John Mayer*
LMFAO she was too young to be played by his dark twisted games.
@@izzyl2338 she sees it now that he’s gone
@@izzyl2338 she's shining in his sad empty town
HAHAHA AND STYLE
didn't she date him after that tho?
Many artists write diss songs
Taylor writes diss monologues
Duh
😭🤣
no bc she's not gonna write that in her monologue c;
4.8k likes 🤯
baby version of Reputation
Angelina Chen 😂😂😂😂😂 so true LOL
La la la. Ha ha ha. Ha ha ha ha ha ha, la la la
JAJAJAJAJAJAJA
Angelina Chen completely true
😀🤣
"whos afraid of little old me, oh you should be"
yesssss
Yasss 😂🎉❤
YESSSS
yesssss
You said it wrong it's
Whos afraid of little old me you shouldn't be
this is definitely the taylor that wrote mr perfectly fine
How’s your heart after breaking my-inne?
@@barrystewart5946 mr. always at the right place at the right taaaiiime
YES
@@badenclosson8195 MR EVERYTHING REVOLVES AROUND YOU-UH
@@aplaceofshadows139 I've been Mrs misery since your goodbye
*Someone:* What song from *Taylor Swift* is your favourite?
*Me: Monologue song*
(la la la la la la)
@Jucineide Ares De Sousa De Aguiar la la la
Don't forget thug story
@@christaacree9759 definitely!
Dear John ad the rest of 'the Speak Now album are my favorites!
We need a Monologue Song (Taylor's version)
monologue song was not recorded by taylor and is not owned by big machine records so there’s no point of re-recording this
@@d.n.9957 she could record a studio version though
you mean Monologue Song (La La La) (Taylor's Version)
Monologue song(Taylor's Version)(From the Vault)(15 mins version)(Explicit)
@@ilishashah wait I would die for this
She may be the ONLY host who showed up w/the monologue prepared. And she nails it!!
So darn talented.
Hi, she actually was the only one. Here's what Seth Meyers, who was a writer for SNL at the time, had to say about it; enjoy: th-cam.com/video/Qe0Rre35xpI/w-d-xo.html
Right? It’s even funnier than I remember when I saw it on tv back then. Seth Meyers has since described the SNL ✍️ writers’ stress trying to come up with an opening monologue for this teenaged musical phenom when she timidly walked into the writers’ room to say “hey, I wrote this song, maybe I could do it for my monologue?” And then proceeded to play this awesome gem 💎 for them. To which of course they said, “Oh, yeah, sure Taylor. If you want to”, while secretly thinking “holy crap, this is a million times better than anything we could ever come up with for her.” I also think Seth said Taylor was the only guest host to ever come prepared with their own material. Figures, eh? She *is* a songwriting savant! 🤓❤
So good the writers toss out what they had for her .
I think besides her, only LMM did
Unless you count every standup comedian who has ever hosted.
this woman has been a GENIUS since she was 16.
@@yourbrain8404 what????
Really???
Since birth
@@bombalurinaa since conception
@@yourbrain8404 no it’s not lmao
@@mahirezaei7987 nah it’s bullshit very little people have an iq that high. But she’s very smart
Isnt baby Look What You Made Me Do adorable?
Really is
Sabhyata Singh *it really is
that's cute
Scott Swift
cutest beb ever!!!
“We have a great show, Kanye west is not here” 💀 was total savageee 🔥
I thought so too!
I'm actually a little surprised they let her get away with *not* announcing the... wait; was she the musical guest that week, too?
That's less rare.
Kanye still better
@@wii1644 That disgraceful over rated fat head? There is a literal music video of Taylor dancing on his grave Hahahahaa!
@@wii1644 no he isn’t
"fearless" taylor was really fearless
"Monologue Song (La La La)"
I like glitter and sparkly dresses,
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter,
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la, la la la
I like writing songs about douche bags who cheat on me,
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public,
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe,
The guy who broke up with me on the phone,
But I'm not gonna mention him
In my monologue
Hey Joe! I'm doing real well,
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna brag about that
In my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha
La la la
And if you're wondering if I might,
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight,
(Hi Taylor!)
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue.....
But there's nothing more to say
Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining this stage
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la, la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
I want to like her, but she comes off as extremely petty :/
@@user-bj7em4fv1p dude she was a teenager... She's allowed to get carried away by her emotions...
@@bidushiroy7234 she was a teenager then, true. But the pettiness seemed to be there way after that. She is now 30.
@@user-bj7em4fv1p tell me, how exactly is she petty?
You forgot the best part
"Kanye West is NOT here!"
"Kanye West is NOT here" was literally the joke of the century
Puspita Pita a rat
@Puspita Pita omg did you not watch the video
You clearly haven’t ever watched anything funny
@@gandalfthegreyonline you clearly have nothing better to do
What do you mean?
2009: *I like glitter and sparkly dresses*
2019: *I like shiny things but I’d marry you with paper rings*
Erin L *2009
Taylors easter eggs span decades
Unicorn Taylor UwU
Nice one!
This was 2009
The fact that she wrote that herself at that age is awesome! She struck just the right balance of wit and satire
accrdng to SNL she's the first artist to write her monologue. shes so smart and funny. i love her.
Don’t forget talented she didn’t just write this song to make us laugh it is really good too 😂😘😜🤩🖐🏼
2:20 well he’s doing well too I mean he’s married to Mrs. Copper
Aliss Upton who
YES A TALENTED QUEEN
I Love Taylor Swift Songs Beauty vol 👍👍💌🌹🌹
can we just appreciate for a second that she got to host snl at such a young age? she was 19!! she was literally MY AGE
all too well/my tears ricochet MASHUP . th-cam.com/video/YqmKG1Xy-Xk/w-d-xo.html
excuse me while i have a crisis as 20 yr old me
@@Drameliaswife ×2
And me at 17 scrolling through the comment section when m supposed to study.... (*_*)
@@geetikamalviya8191 SAME
We need this in the era's tour as a surprise song
Yess
omg yes
OMG PLEASE
FOR REALLLL
no this needs to be in the set list in the fearless era
FEARLESS- looks like a cinnamon but could kill you
REPUTATION- looks like could kill you but is a cinnamon roll
Omgggg yessss
Lover: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is a cinnamon roll
TTPD: Looks like they could kill you, would kill you
Is this a good combo or should it be any different?-
@@Hopeful_Galthat's perfect lol
@@Hopeful_Galttpd no because during ttpd she was very vulnerable and sensitive
Fearless Taylor wrote Speak now, rep Taylor wrote Lover, it's not even close
She's the real life version of Phoebe Buffay 😍
Is that levi
OH YEEESSSS
agree
“It’s not your faaaaaauult” :D
Hahahaa yes
I’m surprised she’s never went back to host.
she would be a great host
@@alyssachang-a8299 imagine if she does it now and does monologue song (Taylor's version)
never *gone*
@@christaacree9759 I mean they can't take her monologue
She said she wanted to but she wanted good ideas first (I think) in an interview
Taylor: Hey Joe I'm doing very well!
Joe ALWYN: yeah thats my girl
Why does this make me cry of cuteness lol
@Hays Carson Joe Alwyn? No they did not. I think what you mean is Joe Jonas.
Nope, they're atill together.
I made it 666 likes
Aww 🥺
petition for Monologue Song (La La La) (Taylor’s Version)
10 minute version too!
@@javieranavarro6963YES
MSLLLTVFTVTMB
Monologue Song (La La La) (Taylor’s Version) (From The Vault) (Ten Minute Version)
Now that would be an amazing song
It already is TV (tho I get you mean you want it on an album)! According to Seth Meyers who was head writer at the time, she came to the writer’s room with it pretty much ready- they only fine tuned it. He was surprised that not only had she has written something but that it was clever, poked fun at herself, and was basically rtg. With the exception of stand-up comedians who usually just do a short set of their own material, hosts generally just throw out some ideas & the writers take it from there. Some do even less. Taylor definitely has a talent for meeting the moment & proving she can laugh at herself & pop culture generally is quite clever indeed.
Props to Taylor Lautner, for being the ex that never had one bad thing said or written about him 🤣🙌🏼
I believe it was just a publicity stunt for Valentine's Day movie
@@HeyItsSix no they dated, that's who back to december is about.
@@HeyItsSix now everything is a stunt
I guess him and Harry Styles
@@HeyItsSixback to december is literally about him. Harry styles was the pr one
Taylor : **Literally saying almost everything**
Also Taylor : "I'm not gonna talk about that, in my monologue!"
🤦🏻♀️
@@israucok4067 fr
that‘s the joke
thanks for explaining the entirety of the joke
It’s sarcasm don’t u get it
Seriously the amount of 'passive-agressiveness' in this. Especially the "Lalalala, HAhaHAhaHA' part lol
I first saw this when it aired and I still can’t get over that part 💀
Yeaa
Taylor Swift hs the best 'wink' on the planet
Didnt expect u here 😮
😮
A better wink than the many dark side Thomas toys
if you’re here in 2021, i consider us to be close friends
Heyyy
Ello💃
Ayyy
Hemlo
hey bestie
taylor went from saying “hey joe im doing real well” to joe supporting her singing the 10 minute all too well…thats some GROWTH
That too on SNL!
And her sending his baby a present🥺
@@kyliebohn8271 now I send there babies present✨️
@@keerthykrishnan2005 yas i love it that line is so sweet ❤
@@vijaymalapatil8867 ✨️
This remains the first and only time the host actually wrote their own monologue. And she was literally a teenager when she did it.
Not the only time! Lin-Manuel Miranda also wrote his own monologue when he hosted
Who writes their monologues usually?
josh miller
Writers hired by the show?
@@umhellabella we stan two talented singer-songwriters
Didn't Bruno Mars write his?
I was watching the Seth Meyers interview with Howard Stern where he talked about Taylor doing this monologue, so I had to look it up…and I am not disappointed. She is so COOL! The more I see of her and read about her, the more I like her. This was when she was 19, too! Damn…. Am I becoming a Swiftie at 70 years old?
You are never too late to become a swiftie. The more you learn about her life and music the more you will appreciate it. The way she handled media slut shaming her about her dating life when she was literally a teenager and in early 20s is remarkable. The way she writes and portrays her emotion is the reason she has so many fans, because we connect to her lyrics. She is the best songwriter of my generation for sure. And the way she started with country music, and then ventured to pop so beautifully is something only Dolly Parton has ever done. If you want to start listening to her, I would recommend folklore and evermore. These are her most beautifully written albums. And before listening to her songs always read what they are about, you will appreciate them more.
@@lostinwoods07Thanks for the tips on how to get started with her music. I'm in the same boat, never really listened to her and am surprised how much I'm discovering what a badass she is, in a really good way. I'm only 4 years behind you, @jimiceleste. :-)
Welcome home brother! I'm 54 and a proud Swiftie. Lady's got it goin on.
YESSSS
@007ElSenorI never heard a note of her music until seeing this. I had heard so much about her that was interesting that I decided to find out more and experience a performance of hers, despite the fact that I generally don't enjoy current pop female singers. Now I have tremendous respect for her, and that has only increased upon learning that she has determined to speak openly about her political views in defiance of others' fears and reactions. Those views happen to be very contrary to my own; but still, I have tremendous respect for her talent and some aspects of her personality and character. I predict that as she learns more she will change her mind on some things; but regardless of that, I will continue to respect her in many ways. (And listen to more of her work as it comes my way.)
it would’ve been hilarious if they had someone dressed up as kanye trying to get on stage but the security tackles him
I like you're profile pic. ...
Louehhhh
wanna go watch dwd together like louis in your pfp 😩😩❤️
We're doin it the *tommo* way
The Tommo way
For a very long time I believed in this weird image that the media had created of Taylor, but now I'm literally falling in love with her. She's literally so witty and talented!
wait omg that's exactly how I feel but a year later. it's like you took the words from my brain lol
Welcome to the fam
Ikr same I didn't have much idea of American media that time
'WATER LILY'--UR LIKE SO--"LITERALLY'- PUKE--INDUCING!"--LIKE THIS GROSS'--MAN-HATING'--NOT WITTY'--'MORE LIKE--"WITLESS)--LOSER WOMAN!"
exactly she's just a fun girl (now woman but she was a teen then) singing about her feelings and experiences and having fun with her art which she is SO AMAZING at! for years I pretended to not like her to seem like I was "not like other girls" but after rep came out I was like she's freaking awesome! people just love to hate for no reason! and they go "oh she sings about her exes all the time" but now that I'm 19 and gone through some stuff I realize how screwed up guys and relationships can be. She's a genius!
"Kanye West is not here"
The comment of the century.
And “we’ve got security lining the stage”
"we have a great show, kanye west is not here!" i love her so much.
why
Ikrr savagrre😂
This song instantly reminded me of Phoebe Buffay 😂
Idk why
Naushaba Binte Farin omg same
HAHAH!!!!! Yeah!!!
True
Smelly cat! :D
Smelly cat song lmao 😂
Taylor Swift obsessing over Andy Samberg.
Jake Peralta being obsessed with Taylor Swift.
It’s a full circle and I love it.
EDIT: holy crap I did not expect so many likes thanks guys
FR. Honestly she must've been so honoured by Jake mentioning her in B99. Imagine if Jake knew
I wish she would’ve made an appearance in the finale
Jake Peralta: She's gonna write a song about me..
Almost, Jake... just a mention of your stage name Andy Samberg
In 3:40 the guy in the left is the captain that Jake and Amy "killed" in the show haha
@@wanessabelchior7998 we accidently startled a man with a born heart condition. If you really think of it, his mother killed him.
"kanye west is not here"
the shade 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Palms 🌴 be like Damn
@@timothyfloogle Wtf what is that
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
Monologue Song (Taylor's Version) should be a vault track from Taylor Swift/Debut (Taylor's Version) 😍😍😍 and this woman has been a comedic genius since she was young!!
She’s releasing unreleased songs on the new fearless. Lets hope this is one of them
(Edit OMG TY FOR ALL THE LIKES THIS IS THE MOST IVE EVER HAD HOLY CRAP)
YESS PLEASE
i really really hope so
Yes 🙌
omg plsss
and thug story 😭
The shade at Joe is so good.
+JamieFailsAtGames I kn ow right!
It's quite immature if you ask me...
remember how old she is when she said this? 20 years old and just new in the industry
Teddy Ariyadi 18
There was shade to Taylor latner
From THIS to, “Cold was the steel of my axe to grind for the boys who broke my heart/Now I send their babies presents” on invisible string. Can we all just take a moment to acknowledge the GROWTH?
I mean she’s definitely grown artistically but this isn’t an accurate representation of her songwriting skills from back then since the point of SNL monologues is to be funny and stupid
SAVANNA W-- STFU!'--AND STOP 'SUPPORTING'--'PSYCHO--MAN--HATING WHORES!"
@@morgansmith1942 she was referring to the growth as a human. Letting go of bitterness and forgiving.
Yes, from great to greater
Taylor is amazing after all these years I'm still coming back to watch this
It's November 2017 and Taylor released her 6th album Reputation and there is a song called "This is why we can't have nice things " She goes total savage against Kanye....
asad ali I adore how the tone she uses in it is like an adult scolding a child. It is great
She shaded a guy named joe and now it's ironic cuz she's like dating a joe 😂😂
@@Lex-jj7hb I love that about that song and also inocent where she says "...32 and still growing up..." Love those songs
I think she's talking about Katy Perry in that song
Cate Reem she’s not it’s all about Kanye
I love how Taylor can satire herself so well.
*satirize
Don't be a loser@@calisongbird
Yes! Just like in Blank Space. I LOVE it
A true Tennessee lady & person
It wasn't satire.
Taylor: We have a great show... *Kanye West is not here*
Me: What he did was so awful, but I'm glad she can laugh about it
The story I heard was that she was so young she thought she had to write her own monologue. When Lorne Michaells presented her with the monolgue the SNL writers had written for her, then listened to hers, he immediately ditched SNL's and went with hers!! What a talent!
Ikr. She was like 19 there! Like even if he was trying to make a point about racial inequality. Humiliating someone who did no wrong was not at all okay
@@LoveLove-fp2rn Well, I'm not surprised. Kanye has no class. But Taylor handled it very well. She could have lost it, but didn't. She's a good person.
well a drunk kanye is bad kanye no doubt
@Taylor Swift 2006 Lol yes
This is fantastic. Seth Meyers mentioned it in an interview with Howard Stern recently or I never would've known to look this up. Freaking brilliant.
Omg, she is just so brilliant! And open to making fun of herself. My little girl who died of cancer last year at age 12 (neuroblastoma, the same kind that killed Ronan, with whom we shared a hospital room in New York in March 2011), got me listening to Taylor Swift. This was one of Kimi's favorite of Taylor's songs. She wanted to be like Taylor when she grew up.
I am os sorry for your loss, it must have been devastiting
i'm so so sorry for your loss... taylor is such a remedy to everything! here for you ❤
I am so sorry for your loss. She’s probably famous in Heaven, singing Taylor's songs and her own.
i'm so very sorry
I’m so sorry
Taylor reminds me of *Phoebe* *Buffay* from Friends here.
So frickin *Awesome*
lol.they performed together
sarah magne bautista Yess, lol. Brilliant! *:)*
+fla la omg i was totally thinking that u no her voice a little bit but mainly her attitude..
fla la YESSS!!!
I am seeing This for the First time in 2018 and I am WONDENRING WHY THIS HAS NOT GONE VIRAL. I just love it. 😍♥️😭🤣 Taylor u rock. U go girl
Same
Omg yesssss
Sameee!! 😂😂
SJXLS Wow, girl, you are setting the viral bar pretty high in 2018. This video has 2.2 millions views since 2013. Many youtubers would dream about such results as their videos can't even pass 10,000 views. So what are you expecting this video to have to call it viral? 2 billion views? This is not Gangnam Style or Shakira, I'm sorry. Although Taylor Swift is viral material for sure. But not that viral.
Eagle Perspective yees.. Thanks .. I just really like the video and Taylor swift aswell. I Don’t know what you want from now. I am just kindly and somewhat funny showing my appreciation for her. Thanks for ruining the vibe. What is your goal here ?
Btw, respect how she's so fwuarking nervous but does everything she planned in her mind. That's courage.
I came here to relive this masterpiece because I just saw an interview with Seth Meyers and Howard Stern about how apparently SNL never really directs their hosts on how to do their monologues and so she came in and said hey I wrote this and played it for Lorne and Seth and they loved it!
Actually, they usually write the monologues for the hosts! But Taylor, at 19, came to them with this fully formed comedic masterpiece that Seth fully admits was so much better than what they, experienced comedy writers, had written for her. She is so brilliant… Not to mention, writing her own song as a monologue instead of just saying what they’d written was such a typically Taylor, boss move. It was the first Taylor’s version!
Watching this video with that knowledge brings another level of appreciation. It's also been so long since I've seen and heard her this young -- you hear the difference in her voice. Really is a different era.
Same! Just watched that interview.
Haha just watched that too
I had the exact same pathway here!!!!!! Taylor - so young, so funny and magnificent!
TRUE FACT HERE: This monoglue was THE MOST BEST MONOGLUE that SNL have ever had and still is! Once again Taylor you have made us swifties proud! By the way Tay you always make me proud
Siham Mohamed I know you commented this two years ago but you are out of your god damn mind if you think this even exists in the category of best SNL monologue.
WE NEED TAYLOR SWIFT BACK ON SNL AS A HOST
Marla I love to see that too
True
@Taylor Swift Are You The Real Taylor Swift
@Taylor Swift Oh U Gave Me A Shock 😁😁😁
Well I wish U Would....
i know right!!!!!!!
I come back to watch this regularly, can never get enough. Just shows, a silly, comedic song made for a show and yet it stands the test of time. Swift really is a musical and lyrical genius.
This song should’ve gotten a Grammy
Ok here I am visiting my roots listening to the monologue song and I find you here, you are legit every where lmao🤣🤣🤣
@@vanessabandini3425 omg!!! swifties just think alike
Yeah for the most funniest song of decades 😂
BROOKLYN--NONE OF THIS WOMAN"s'-- CRAPPY'--'MAN-HATING SONGS'--DESERVE SHIT!"--GOOD IDEA'--SHITTING ON HER!"--he he
FOR REAL 😭🙏
She Look soo Gorgeous
I'm so furious at her for making me feel this way, but what can I say?
Nina Hoching 🎵She's GORGEOUS...🎵
Taylor on her worst day probably still looks better than 95% of all other women on their best day.❤
She's so skinny
Meghan Leathers she's skinny here but now she gained HEALTHY weight cuz her weight 2 years ago is below average for her height
Lol damn she's savage af. Love her.
Monologue Song (La la la)
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la la la la
I like writing songs about douchebags that cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
I like writing their names into songs so they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that in my monologue
La la la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might think I'd bring up Joe, that guy that broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him in my monologue
HEY JOE I'M DOING REAL WELL!
I'm hosting SNL
But I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la ha ha ha
Ha ha ha ha ha ha
La la la
And if you're wondering if I might be dating that werewolf from Twilight
I'm not gonna talk about that in my monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage and ruined my VMA monologue
But there's nothing more to say
'Cause everything's okay
I've got security lining the stage
My SNL monologue
La la la la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la la la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
WE HAVE A GREAT SHOW. KANYE WEST IS NOT HERE!
Stick around we'll be right back.
Love her she is the best
U made a few mistakes:
There’s is one too many las in one of the lines, there should only be seven
She says brag about that after the hosting snl part not talk
And after the werewolf part it should be comment on that not talk, TayTay is a genius and she doesn’t just use the same adjective all the time
PAY MORE ATTENTION NEXT TIME 🧐
I realize this is ten years old but the transition from "LA LA LA" to "HA HA HA" was brilliant. (2:25)
wtf I've been living under a rock. this is my first time seeing Taylor being shady lmao. those shades she threw at Jonas and Kanye are so savage
billy joe She was a teenager then. She has grown up since then.
billy joe you really have been living under a rock
Welcome to the reputation era!
cough cough Reputation
billy joe She goes total savage against Kanye in her song "This is why we can't have nice things " in Reputation album ....
It was heartbreaking watching Miss Americana and listen to her talk about having to deal with hate as well as her eating disorder and her experience with sexual assault. But I’m sooo proud of her. Looking back at this video makes my heart happy because it shows just how much a wonderful person she is. It takes an incredible amount of humility to be able to laugh and make fun of yourself. I’ll always be so proud to be a Taylor fan. ❤️
i didn’t know she experienced sa 😭
Me too , i'm so proud of to be a Taylor Swift fan 'Cause she makes me happy, and i never feel happy 😔
@@a.p.p.l.e.s.a.u.c.e.d.a.n. yh a radio dj/host gr0ped her during (i think) a meet & greet n she took him to court in late 2016/2017 n counter sued him for $1
@@a.p.p.l.e.s.a.u.c.e.d.a.n. She did, I think it also shows the origins of Only The Young, so if you like the song or just want to know it's origin you can watch it. I just watched a reaction that dud cut things out though, so don't take my word for it completely.
❤❤❤
2013 - Uses someones name in a song
= People don’t care and are perfectly fine
2018 - Throws the lightest bit of shade
= The whole world blows up
How ironic 🤔
this was aired in 2009, they posted this late i guess.
but anyhow the immense hate towards her in recent years is just stupid, she has reached a certain level of fame where people can call her fake or any kind of hatred when she smiled or talked about nice things.
She got even more famous and dated even more guys (not that i care) but that raised attention about her life and people started calling her names
Ayyy 1,000th like
Did you just say "Perfectly Fine?" I see what you did there.
Aired in 2009
I love the way she sings the word 'monologue' ❤
“You might think about joe,the boy who broke up with me in the phone,but im not gonna mention him,in my monologue,hey Joe im doing very well”
-Taylor Swift
Doing real well
And Joe (A) was like
That's my WIFE!
She upgraded to Joe (Taylor’s Version)
It's funny because now she is dating a Joe.
Also you gotta love that taylor lautner reference.
She has an affection of the name joe I guess 🤔
@Lizzz682 UPDATE: they broke up and now she’s dating the boy on the football team
@@kellim1823 totally unnecessary update. I guess the person isn't living under rocks
See haters, there is a reason why we swifties love her.
Why? I don't hate her AT ALL. She's adorable. She's got a minor bit of talent but so do so many others without fathers who paid so she could have a career. I could name 50 people off the top of my head (I'm a promoter) who are cuter, better writers, and sing better but they also aren't going to necessarily make it. This song is goofy and not really funny until Hader came in. I don't dislike her at all. Quite the contrary. She's super sweet and I am happy for her but even this comment will get a lot of "ARE YOU CRAZY, CAN'T YOU SEE HOW AMAZING SHE IS"? I mean okay, yeah, if you like bubble gum music that is made for 10 year olds, she is fantastic. I prefer my music to be a little more, well, adult. I like my humor to be a little more funny. The best thing she did here was she was a little self affecting but in reality she did all the things she said she wouldn't do because she has to. She can't help it. She is a very sweet person and I believe is genuinely proud of who she is and respectful to her fans and for that I give her credit but in the real world of music she is just another person with some minor talent who got lucky. Nothing more. I say that will all respect to her as a person and artist. She is certainly far from talentless but multiple Grammys and this thought that she is some great song writer? Please. I can name 10 bands off the top of my head where each individual band member is a better writer than her, better musician, and better singer. I can go on and on but let's just call her what she is, a cute girl with a bit of talent who got lucky.
@@adamjcohn I respect your opinion but IMO I think she is very talented and yes other people might have better writing but so far Taylor is the only artist so far that can make me feel that way,her music seems alive and her songs are deep,especially 'all too well'.And I agree with you that she is cute and genuine but she has gotten this far also because of her fans and she has fans because of her music and well the way she treats us.Also I don't know if 'reputation' would count as adult music.'I did something bad' & other songs in her album reputation are mature songs (i think) and for kids she has songs like 'love story' which are sweet and loving.And as for her singing she might not be able to hit high notes like demi but she has a sweet and unique voice (IMO).as for her genre she switched from country to pop and was successful in both of them.fearless is the most awarded country album and 1989 is the most awarded pop album.Another reason I like her is that she does a lot for her fans like she sends gifts,invites fans to her concert and stalk them (not in a creepy way but a sweet way)
THIS WAS MY OPINION (with some fact)and I totally respect your opinion
And can I know the 10 bands might check out their music
funny cat13 Can’t retort on a word of that. Much respect. There is nothing in this life that (with rare exception) that you should have to explain why you like. Never feel that you should feel anything but happy that you can enjoy something or someone or whatever it is. The greatest thing you can give yourself is happiness and it comes in the form of jumping out of a plane with a chute or listening to Taylor, do it with zero explanation. You certainly don’t owe me one. The more things you love, the more things you can enjoy. She is super sweet, this is true. ::)
Adam Cohn minor? LOL YOU MUST BE JOKING BC SHES GOT A MAJOR TALENT
Adam Cohn you sound salty
So reminds me of Smothers brothers songs. makes me smile.
Shady taylor has always been around, I don’t know why people are surprised about ‘Look what you made me do’
We need a Monologue Song (La La La) (10 Minute Version) (Taylor’s Version) (From the Vault)
Right??!!!
Now with extra la-la-las!!!!!
hell yes!
PLEASEEE
Omg imagine if she did it as a surprise song for the eras tour
Whenever someone says they don't like Taylor, I show them this
Then? What happened?
Gerard.
Sky Hello so they can hate her more? why?
Sky Hello HEY ITS GERARD WAY
Hi Gerard
Just recently (2023) Seth Myers said on Stern that the writers had come up with some “shitty” monologue for Taylor but she showed up with this song completely written and performed it for him and Lorne. That’s talent!
"We have a great show - Kanye West is not here"
😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This would have been the perfect closing line for the monologue in the 2nd SNL episode this season.
2018 cant relate
“We have a terrible show - Kanye West is here in a bottle with a maga hat”
fearless taylor was really fearless
scarer than rep taylor ahah
true also cuz fearless taylor threw couches
She is a comedic genius and I love that she can (and does!) make fun of her self. She's in on the jokes and invites us to join in and I am totally here for it. I don't care of this was 9 years ago, it's still iconic.
Same shit, I randomly decided to add this into playlist for today :D
Have you seen a comedian?
@@Lovely_Locks1 Have you seen a comedian who ALSO has the music career to match hers?
@@Lovely_Locks1 ....I feel bad for you if you can't understand how absurdly impressive it is, at 19 years old, to get on stage and deliver this the way that she did. Not even counting the fact that, by all accounts, she wrote this herself... the ability to deliver it this perfectly, in a live performance, is absolutely absurd.
@@jacobmartin8896You should see Seth Meyers' relatively recent comments about this....how no one gave her pointers or tips, she came up with this herself & had the courage to take it to Michaels...Seth implies it was much better than what they had written for her.
That's the girl that wrote fearless and she was fearless
I like glitter and sparkly dresses
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
I like baking and things that smell like winter
But I'm not gonna talk about that
In my monologue
La la la,
La la la
I like writing songs about douch-bags who cheat on me
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
I like writing their names into songs
So that they're ashamed to go in public
But I'm not gonna say that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue!
You might think I'd bring up Joe
That guy who broke up with me on the phone
But I'm not gonna mention him *rolls eyes*
In my monologue
[Spoken:]
Hey Joe, I'm doing real well
Tonight I'm hosting SNL
[Sings:]
But I'm not gonna write about that
In my monologue
La la la, ha ha ha
Ha ha ha, ha ha ha, la la la
And if you're wondering if I might
Be dating the werewolf from Twilight
[mouths: "Hi Taylor!" giving a little wave and blows a kiss
into the camera and a wink]
I'm not gonna comment on that
In my monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my musical monologue
You might be expecting me to say
Something bad about Kanye
And how he ran up on the stage
And ruined my VMA monologue
[Breathes and sighs...smiles]
But there's nothing more to say
Cause every thing's okay
I've got security lining the stage
It's my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
This is my SNL monologue
La la,
La la la la la
That was my SNL monologue
ty
Thanks!!
thank you buddy i was searching for it ❤️❤️❤️
LETICIA--U LIKE PSYCHO WOMEN--HUH?"
Thank you so much 💖
Does anyone else wish that this could be a surprise song during the reputation tour? THAT WOULD BE AMAZING
Jordan it’s a stupid joke song. I’d be pissed if she sang this song at her concert . Makes u wonder why every guy she dates breaks up with her. Could be shes boring or too clingy, guys hate clingy possessive women. And many young girls are like that. Not me, I don’t give a fuck
@@Puddycat00 all I heard while reading this was "PICK ME! PICK MEEEEEEEE!!!!! PICK ME!"
(
I do not like you Elisabeth
Elisabeth we get it you’re a “pick me” girl. Yikes
Fan of Taylor Swift or not, that is one of the BEST MONOLOGUES EVER!!! Funny and clever. Girl's got talent and humor.
She's not only talented, but she's funny. I love ya, Taylor! Keep shining!
The best monologue ever.
LOOL OMG i love that side of her!! i really love how she plain out stated all their names! why doesnt she do that now i wanna know what every song of hers is inspired by
***** yeah i know.. but its better if she just told us instead of guessing and our guess might be wrong.. who knows.. only taylor does :)
***** LOL yup! and out of the woods.. i think those 2 r the only ones about harry on the 1989 album.. the rest seem about her general relationships
***** oh yeah.. i forgot about connor.. ur right, AND i think All You Had to do is Stay might be about him.. cuz its kind of a sequal to Stay Stay Stay which is also about connor from the red album
***** idk maybe.. i heard that it was about connor because she was dating him when red came out
Huda H She made Stay Stay Stay up. Based on her dream love story.
“We have a great show, Kanye West is not here”
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I couldn’t name one song from Taylor Swift’s records, but this is just terrific. What a great way to change up the standard SNL opening. Fun, funny and cute.
I said the same thing about 6 months ago. Now, at age 55, I can sing along with the 10 minute version of All Too Well and about 20 of her other songs. She is way better than I thought she would be.
@@PeterSedesse Ditto on that Peter. Anti-hero has rocketed to the top of my 'singing it around the house' hits !
damn she nailed it so bad. go girl
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"I like writing songs about douchebags who cheat on me"
"I've got security lining the stage"
OMG she's hilarious XD
August 23, 2019
Lover is out and i'm feeling nostalgic. This is incredible, iconic. Would love to see her back on SNL.
She's gonna be on SNL next week ❤❤❤❤
She issssss yyyyayy
Tonight
Well, now u can see all of her performances on SNL. 💁🏻♂️. Just performed a hour ago
And now folklore too🥺
THIS WAS 10 YRS AGO AND I STILL LOVE THIS SM 😭
same😭
I think this was like 15 years ago actually...
time when shade used to be so clear
selenian eiconen best time. Why? Bcs it's there, so no drama
I'm such a fan of Taylor Swift- I have a total girl crush- she's so authentic plus super talented
Donna Burke Me too...
Same
Wait is this the actual Donna Burke?
Wait is this the actual Donna Burke?
she's AWFUL
she actually wrote the whole thing.. she's the first to do that in snl
we need taylor reacts to her snl monologue now hahahaha
OMG yeah!!!
agree🤣🤣
YES YES YES YES YESSSSSS
It'll be funnn
The best part is watching the band smiling in the background. Taylor is so wonderful!