Giles and Mary - Marriage Goals

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  • @beesfoot
    @beesfoot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1149

    The amazing thing about Giles is I can never work out if he's always one step ahead of Mary or one step behind her. He's either permanently playing her, or simply getting things wrong and being told off.

    • @kellyv6075
      @kellyv6075 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Both at the same time

    • @Morgan_Bush
      @Morgan_Bush 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      They both orbit around one another, in a circle of playing eachother. Best couple on the show.

    • @ashleym8658
      @ashleym8658 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Lmfaaaooooo

    • @finallyfinally9317
      @finallyfinally9317 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I totally agree

    • @kimjackson3391
      @kimjackson3391 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Morgan_Bush yep definitely 😊

  • @asmrbyffion5037
    @asmrbyffion5037 4 ปีที่แล้ว +982

    "You could be up the hill looking for butterflies"
    "Or i might be in a pop up brothel in swinden"
    😂😂😂😂😂

    • @pyt7778
      @pyt7778 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      😂😂

    • @lifeslessons9889
      @lifeslessons9889 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He wishes 😂😂. Great 'old English ' humour

  • @thiccytimmy9712
    @thiccytimmy9712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1111

    What makes it better is that her chair matches the wall

    • @lucytvlucytv9416
      @lucytvlucytv9416 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Emily French . Sanderson wallpaper and material. I had Golden Lily, lovely. Very expensive.

    • @heatherfitzgerald7322
      @heatherfitzgerald7322 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      It’s William Morris, willow leaf pattern. 1800’s Arts and Crafts wallpaper from the Pre-Raphaelite Movement

    • @chrisjohnson8557
      @chrisjohnson8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Someone bought them the chair to match it.

    • @FanoProducer
      @FanoProducer 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😜

    • @keeferfleming6345
      @keeferfleming6345 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      She had a face mask on in one episode and it matched them too 😂

  • @maisieb11
    @maisieb11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1511

    The fact that Mary tells Giles off for absolutly everything is so funny

    • @plathfer
      @plathfer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      No it's not funny. All it's doing is playing up to sexist stereo typical roles of women always complaining about something i. e Mrs Bucket.

    • @ejaysanderson6955
      @ejaysanderson6955 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      Michael Ferd oh ffs stop whining about nothing, lighten up 😂

    • @kithand1106
      @kithand1106 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@plathfer so? Does it matter that she fits that stereotype? Thats just her personality. Its not like they're characters and she's written to be that way.

    • @scottbuckley823
      @scottbuckley823 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@plathfer you doknow she's real and not fictional?

    • @ritawaffle2685
      @ritawaffle2685 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scottbuckley823 +

  • @lorrainequinn
    @lorrainequinn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +405

    "That's not attractive Giles" 😆😆😆

  • @cazw179
    @cazw179 4 ปีที่แล้ว +582

    Got a reputation in the village as "a slight nutter" 😂😂 love 'em

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yesss 🌟😎🔥

    • @brandon3872
      @brandon3872 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Why didn't that surprise me? 😂

  • @Knappa22
    @Knappa22 4 ปีที่แล้ว +531

    Bloody brilliant. Dry British eccentricity at its best.

    • @schws001
      @schws001 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Knappa22 Eccentric is a bit of an over statement, they’re pretty regular upper middle class ..nothing too quirky about them if you ask me (not that there’s anything wrong with that)

    • @phily8093
      @phily8093 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Upper? In that crap hole of a cottage?

    • @Knappa22
      @Knappa22 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@phily8093 I'd hardly call it a cottage in the conventional sense of the word. It looks quite a sizeable house from the exterior shots. It's also a period property, thatched, and in Wiltshire. Probably worth quite a bit. Though it would need to be deep cleaned and fumigated before sale if they were ever to move. It looks a bit... grotty. Perhaps 'Grottage' would be a better name for it!

  • @2bluehorizons4
    @2bluehorizons4 4 ปีที่แล้ว +452

    He's an accomplished artist and she writes for The Spectator, The Times, The Daily Telegraph, The Sunday Telegraph etc.

    • @scotty101ire
      @scotty101ire 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      wow did not know that so they have a few bob

    • @samaraisnt
      @samaraisnt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      ​@@scotty101ire not necessarily. depends on how much they work and older people tend to work less.

    • @djStrimmer
      @djStrimmer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      2bluehorizons4 she’s such a tedious hack ! I’d be happy to chat with her but not read her drivel for the Torygraph & Murdoch’s toilet paper

    • @pagethreemodel
      @pagethreemodel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Yeah they look like writer/artist types.

    • @idectification
      @idectification 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You’ve spoilt it for me now, I wondered why every so often she went up to London, my imagination used to work overtime.

  • @Sam.osborne__
    @Sam.osborne__ 4 ปีที่แล้ว +262

    “Or I might be in a pop up brothel in Swindon” 😂😂

  • @Adoraluna666
    @Adoraluna666 4 ปีที่แล้ว +230

    I still love how they call eachother nutty 😂 they are literally goals

  • @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353
    @littlemisseatscrispsforbre5353 4 ปีที่แล้ว +440

    Two of my favorite people on the show. They are hilarious.

    • @malina1239
      @malina1239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Little Miss eats crisps for breakfast they are great. I find everything they say fascinating . I don’t know anyone remotely like them 🤣
      The posh voices are such a hilarious contrast to what they are talking about, they say the weirdest things.

    • @Nixie_536
      @Nixie_536 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ameneth 🙏🏻❤👑

  • @isobelamber9785
    @isobelamber9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    When they talked about protesting and smoking weed in the 70s it confirmed my love for nutty and nutty

  • @sideshowspook133
    @sideshowspook133 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    I love how anything regarding the Queen comes on and Mary starts bawling, Giles always stops everything to make sure she’s okay 😭

  • @XBeckiX21
    @XBeckiX21 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    I love when Mary says to Giles “Ohhh don’t have ugly thoughts” 😂

  • @m.l3483
    @m.l3483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +37

    “Why would they be nerds or perverts?” Ahh the most poignant question of our time, why indeed.

  • @unapologeticallyme8513
    @unapologeticallyme8513 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

    "Why do you look so pleased that I cant!?"
    "I'll punch something else if you're not careful" 😆😆😆

  • @sheepsrubberpants
    @sheepsrubberpants 4 ปีที่แล้ว +59

    “That’s not attractive Giles” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Gmoviesmoothie
    @Gmoviesmoothie 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "Why are you looking pleased? You look pleased at the thought that I can't!" XD

  • @nikomiloshilohkaiser5653
    @nikomiloshilohkaiser5653 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    “Or I might be in a pop-up brothel in Swindon” 😂

  • @barbaragregory2143
    @barbaragregory2143 4 ปีที่แล้ว +220

    They seem to live such a simple, boring life, but so funny

    • @benedettobruno1669
      @benedettobruno1669 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      ...like they only need each other perhaps?

  • @foccha
    @foccha 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    They have the most mundane conversations but that combined with their mannerisms and demeanour make them the most entertaining and hilarious people to watch on this show.

  • @lifeslight980
    @lifeslight980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    I love Giles's voice, it's so soothing!

  • @newtXmommy
    @newtXmommy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Thank God for gogglebox. These two would be going on like this regardless, but now we get to be a part of it. 🤣

  • @Jade_7_7
    @Jade_7_7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    "I threw a poppadom like a frisbee Mary, across the room when you were in London. And there was nothing you could do about it'

  • @Nixie_536
    @Nixie_536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +89

    "We need to get the crevice nozzle onto those nuts"....
    ~ Giles

  • @simsimo7655
    @simsimo7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    When i locked you in the room spraying pledge through the keyhole hahaha Mary has a dark side

    • @aislinlindsay3950
      @aislinlindsay3950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Her little face smiles when she just says “oh yes” at the end, so happy at the memory of trying to give her husband an asthma attack 😂😂

  • @Eva-os9qc
    @Eva-os9qc 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    That cat table they have between them somehow adds so much

  • @stinameaner
    @stinameaner 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "I'm going to have to spray you" 🤣🤣🤣

  • @chriskaye8235
    @chriskaye8235 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    It's the fact that they call each other nutty for me 😀😀 love it.

  • @Robbiestarduzt
    @Robbiestarduzt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    “No nutty that’s not attractive” 😹😹

  • @jenniferjones1309
    @jenniferjones1309 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    So eccentric and british, I love these two.

  • @MaisyMimi
    @MaisyMimi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +91

    Butterfly perverts is the correct term 👌🏻😂

  • @beverleythomson2377
    @beverleythomson2377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Hysterical , I love these two. Just read their book The Diary of two nobodies. Loved it .

    • @1111sage
      @1111sage ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Love it too. And country life 😂

  • @mandy3281
    @mandy3281 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love these two, some things they say just make you choke out a laugh! Like the pop up brothel in Swindon. Love it!

  • @meadow10134
    @meadow10134 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    I love that they call each other Nut/Nutty. It’s so cute lol

  • @robertnuttall3272
    @robertnuttall3272 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Hands down my favorites on the show

  • @trancehi
    @trancehi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    'pop-up brothel in Swindon' - absolute classic!

  • @wuraolaolagunju
    @wuraolaolagunju 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    They have an Elizabeth and Darcy vibe about them that I can't quite put into words!

  • @mrcritical6751
    @mrcritical6751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    *Almost every conversation between these two*
    Giles: I want to try something new and different
    Mary: no

  • @Ironsmiler
    @Ironsmiler 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Sprayed Pledge through the keyhole to try and give me an asthma attack." WTF 🤣

  • @tinadavies4195
    @tinadavies4195 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Could watch these two all night. Giles winds up Mary all the time he's so funny.

  • @simsimo7655
    @simsimo7655 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    When they met, Giles was studying Art in Wimbledon and Mary was a model.

  • @glazierblue573
    @glazierblue573 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I nominate these two as the most interesting and entertaining couple. 🤣🤩

  • @karlwatkins4670
    @karlwatkins4670 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    'Or i might be in a pop-up brothel in Swindon ' hahahahahaahahhaha

  • @ieshanyokeh2127
    @ieshanyokeh2127 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Someone has to please add their reaction to Goodness gracious great balls of fire, I cant stop laughing!.. I have many favs but that was hilarious!

  • @janeforrest6838
    @janeforrest6838 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    He’s hilarious I love these two😂

  • @freddiemeyer4563
    @freddiemeyer4563 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    i love Giles💛

  • @kathleenyoung8916
    @kathleenyoung8916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Steady Mary. Steady.

    • @annashiegl
      @annashiegl 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Love it when Giles says that when Mary gets emotional 😂

  • @carolradloff1725
    @carolradloff1725 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Love Giles sense of humour. Would have me in stitches all day.xx

  • @triciareed1576
    @triciareed1576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I could watch these 2 for hours 😂

  • @JayTraversJT
    @JayTraversJT 4 ปีที่แล้ว +109

    I have anxiety thinking about how these two met.

  • @1111sage
    @1111sage ปีที่แล้ว

    Just listened to their books on audiobooks thinking their voices so soothing. But I'd be half asleep and burst out laughing. love them my favourite on Google box. And they are so like my husband and I . Well Giles and my husband..I'm not as posh as Mary

    • @user-jz5ye1iu3k
      @user-jz5ye1iu3k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Don't you think Mary puts her poshness on??

  • @gracie-mayproductions7319
    @gracie-mayproductions7319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Mary: well i dont want you to release it!
    Giles:OoOooOoAaAaaAhHhhH

  • @milliemaddern9109
    @milliemaddern9109 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    We all need a Giles and Mary in our life

  • @steely6663
    @steely6663 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    These two are so funny together.

  • @francisraffle2948
    @francisraffle2948 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Oh I. Love those two I lived it when Giles said he go to a brothel or prositute they are so funny the way she saidshe said she sprayed furniture polish through key hole I'd love to be a fly on their wall xxx

  • @magpiesneedle2575
    @magpiesneedle2575 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Wearing a Barbie badge. I didn’t think I could love Giles anymore

  • @sarahjones5911
    @sarahjones5911 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love these two 😘

  • @gemmalarkin3450
    @gemmalarkin3450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Love these two

  • @haroldwinstanley-zu5gl
    @haroldwinstanley-zu5gl 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    'I might be in a pop-up brothel in Swindon' lolololol

  • @ChrisMinusHumour
    @ChrisMinusHumour 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Giles and Mary's story about the only violent thing Mary has done being spraying pledge through a keyhole reminds me of the only time I have ever been violent with my partner. He picked some food off of my plate before I had even had any myself and I punched him in the arm. I felt so bad and he just laughed and brings it up now throughout our relationship as a guilt trip. Lets just face it, when you are with your partner for years and years, someone might lose their temper. You just have to acknowledge it afterwards.

  • @Superman-ob4yi
    @Superman-ob4yi 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    As weird as they are, I absolutely love them both! Without them on the show it just wouldn’t be google box! 💙

  • @annecarrick7227
    @annecarrick7227 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Oh my good lord I love Giles and Mary, they are the best thing about Gogglebox.

  • @janedoe5749
    @janedoe5749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    "you need to get the crevice nozzle onto those nuts" omfg

  • @Aussie565
    @Aussie565 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love these two

  • @picklesthewise
    @picklesthewise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I didn't know what to expect from this video since I've never seen this show, but this is honestly funny. "Frisked?!" 🤣

    • @shmookins
      @shmookins 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Oh, you are missing out. Check out the youtube episodes (Gogglebox). All the families there are hilarious and awesome.

  • @clarebear5559
    @clarebear5559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    I don't watch Gogglebox but these two are so funny, I might have to start. I think I might also start saying 'that's so unattractive' whenever my partner does something annoying😁

    • @lydiarodgers
      @lydiarodgers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      i hope you did start !! it’s good to watch some older series when leon and june, stephen and chris and the moffats were on it too. they’re other cult favourites :)

  • @Federation42movies
    @Federation42movies 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Can't have Mary visiting the shed; she might find all the bodies.

  • @ArchieandAlfieBoxerDogs
    @ArchieandAlfieBoxerDogs 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I think I ACTUALLY love these two! Thanks for uploading this 🙌🏽❤️

  • @Camilla550
    @Camilla550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “A female applicator of some sort.”
    “It’s not a Tampax!”

  • @Real-Ruby-Red
    @Real-Ruby-Red 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I love these 2, kind of what relationship i always wanted, very "boring" but full. He winds her up by acting dumb. They are best friends and that's fantastic

  • @moonshadow2724
    @moonshadow2724 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

    Lol giles is so sweet

  • @jenniferwilliams4447
    @jenniferwilliams4447 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love watching this couple

  • @weeeeoooow
    @weeeeoooow 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    Oh its 'nutty' that they call each other! Sounds like 'natty'!
    I thought that anytime soon they'd get the weed out, put on some reggae and dance dem natty natty dreads off!😎👊🇯🇲

  • @gailplatt1
    @gailplatt1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love giles and mary

  • @donnatibby7978
    @donnatibby7978 11 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Giles reminds me so much of my late father and Mary reminds me of mother. Dad used to say ,” I love mummy but she’d wear out an army!” 😂

  • @megmo05
    @megmo05 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They are just so unknowingly hilarious

  • @leeann2226
    @leeann2226 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Hello Giles and Mary we love you both from Sydney Australia ❤️❤️🌈🦋🇦🇺🌺🌈

  • @Jcw-ls1kg
    @Jcw-ls1kg 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love Giles and Mary there so funny 😊😊

  • @adriang.2417
    @adriang.2417 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Truly obsessed with them

  • @lindamaygregory
    @lindamaygregory 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Love them - Gile's is hilarious!

  • @hearteyes444chloe
    @hearteyes444chloe 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Giles: 🐓🐓🐓
    Mary: that’s not attractive, Giles
    Giles: 🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓🐓

  • @colh5910
    @colh5910 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Priceless old fashioned british humour at it's best.

    • @selmahare
      @selmahare 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      *its

  • @chanyphilly8266
    @chanyphilly8266 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I absolutely love these too. Giles is hilarious.

  • @darenwright1071
    @darenwright1071 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    The only violence I ever did was spray Pledge through the keyhole to bring on an asthma attack, lol proper eccentric.

  • @eleanorryanryan2442
    @eleanorryanryan2442 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    OMG they are haliorous 😂😂🤣🇮🇪🍀

  • @illiza1341
    @illiza1341 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Giles, I love you from Vancouver ❤️

  • @1000shoeswoman
    @1000shoeswoman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    there my favourite couple he makes me laugh and she's so serious

    • @user-jz5ye1iu3k
      @user-jz5ye1iu3k 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Does she EVER laugh!?

  • @Nixie_536
    @Nixie_536 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Goodness me, 🌟💕thank you for these blessings! 💜👑

  • @myfavsongbyNB13
    @myfavsongbyNB13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I do love these two - Giles (to my mind) bears more than a passing resemblance to Alan Bennett!

  • @sammygreen066
    @sammygreen066 4 หลายเดือนก่อน

    They are so funny together, both bonkers in the same way

  • @shlokamsrivastava6782
    @shlokamsrivastava6782 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love when she punches the air.

  • @mutoidliz2320
    @mutoidliz2320 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I can only hope for me and my boyfriend to get on like this when we are older haha 😂

  • @GarethDaviesArt
    @GarethDaviesArt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ''so your going to be with all the butterfly perverts'' x-D

  • @lovebot9037
    @lovebot9037 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    i love charles personality so much

  • @-Tidgy
    @-Tidgy ปีที่แล้ว

    I love these two. When Mary tells Giles off though 😂😂

  • @char.81
    @char.81 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    ✨crevice nozzle✨

  • @ohwhatworld5851
    @ohwhatworld5851 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    They are the best characters on Gogglebox. The show wouldn't be the same without them.

  • @LetsChatGrace
    @LetsChatGrace 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:53 they’re absolutely brilliant

  • @nicolamahon5985
    @nicolamahon5985 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Pledge through the keyhole. Taking notes right there 😂