In all of these stories, that’s something we never get to hear: that the serial killer finally meets his match. Doug’s story was so damn satisfying! Not only did he save his own family, but he also saved countless other families from future horrific encounters!
And it was thanks to his firearm. On non-fiscal matters, I tend to lean slightly left of center, but on the matter of firearms, it is clear that they can and do save lives. Like all tools, they can also cost lives if in the hands of the untrained or unhinged.
Rumour has it that when the medics showed up, Doug had a bucket filled with hot water and bleach and was mopping the floors because " blood will stain the hardwood and it's a bitch to even out once it dries into the grain"
I'm amazed Doug made it all the way up the stairs before Wayne heard him. I would have thought the clanging of his brass balls would have woken the neighbors up too lol
Is it possible to give this more then one like? 🤔 Not only was this statement 100% accurate....but I will raise you Brandon. Our man here, is the Bob Ross of murder mystery and story telling! Silky smooth!!
My mother is 75 yrs old and has to use captions when she watches TV. I played a few of your videos for her and she liked the content and that she didn't need captions because you speak clearly and distinctly 🙂. Thank you for that and thank you for your service.
I never thought of how clearly he speaks! So I can probably show the stories I like to my mom instead of telling them terribly, she understands english but has a hard time processing too much information.
doug is such a badass. completely unfazed by a deep stab in the chest, several head injuries, and a shot to the leg. then he continued to mercilessly beat his attacker until he died. what a boss.
@@ilikeknafs9563 maybe dont scroll through comments before watching a video? comments are left for after a video or discussion, did your teacher teach you anything?
Finally finally finally, a story of a serial killer picking the wrong house. Of all the stories I've heard, I've wondered how these guys roll the dice & never crap out. I finally hit, with Doug's story.
Serial killer that’s about to experiences death. From what I read, Wayne was frighten and was in a nervous panic when doug continued chasing him, even with his injuries, Wayne is almost witnessing a unstoppable monster
Actually most serial killers are not stopped by police but by picking the wrong victims. A guy in the 1950s who they believed had killed dozens dating back to the 1930s was killed simply walking up to the wrong door. Failed to realize the girl he had picked had a dad with bad PTSD from WW2 he knocked on the door and dad shot through the door.
Agreed! But can you believe this - in the UK, you cannot attack someone invading your home, or defend yourself. Doug would be sent to jail for assault and murder.
@@J3diMindTrix I understand where they are going with that law, but you'd think a country more renowned for castles would have some kind of doctrine like the US, which has fewer legitimate castles but more doctrine 😁
Anyone would be lucky to have a wife like that. I mean, that's fucked up, but imagine a woman so devoted to her husband she just goes "yeah, I'll be an accomplice to your murder"
@@rwbyab7423 No thanks to that. I want my wife to keep me honest. Not one that just goes along with that. Both were pretty fucked up so maybe they were just a match made in hell at the end of the day?
Doug is a fucking legend. Imagine the absolute anger he had when he recovered from getting stabbed in the basement, that was a man on a fucking mission.
Tell me ab9ut it totally gruesome got semen on my demon àñd chair and is ceiling fan and you should see my puppy oh my God poor little guy he spends a lot of time cleaning his balls and shine so nice he's so mad at me
The last story had the most satisfying ending of any story I've ever heard. Doug stayed in the fight like a champ. I definitely wouldn't have let the guy in the house tho.
"I seen something potentially life-threatening so I fell asleep and didn't call the cops. Hey, let's go be alone together somewhere dark and secluded" 🦸♂️
He is. But if I were that wife and not tied up, I would have grabbed that pistol the second Wayne left the room and offed Wayne myself, the no good SOB.
I would watch that movie. It would be interesting to see them do it from two points of view the killers point of view as he starts his day and the couples point of view as they start the day and how we know they're going to wind up together at that house at that moment! But imagine the surprise there's so many viewers would be shocked with the way it ends! Go Doug!
Hi Mr. Ballin, I just want to tell you that I am a mobile drug screen collector for the department of child services and I’m in my car for upwards of 12 to 13 hours 6 to 7 days a week and I appreciate your stories so much they keep me sane the job I do is emotionally draining so it gives me something to focus on. I think you’re a fantastic storyteller. Please do not stop anytime soon I will go CRAZY!!!!
The Book of Truth When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
Doug is one of those rare few men who can muster the sheer raw might to overcome critical injury and rain fiery vengeance on those who would harm him and the ones he loved. Certainly the kind of man to earn a Medal of Honor had he become a soldier. Too goddamn angry to die.
@@unbrroken4810 And get beaten, stabbed, and shot by them? Yeah I think I'd rather not follow ol' Doug's strategy. Fair play to the guy for soldiering through all that and putting the guy down though, what a unit.
Doug was a dummy when you seen a man sitting in the RV outside of your house you should have went and got your gun and greeted him at the damn door or at the least call the cops you just don't let some stranger sit in your parking lot and then go to sleep then invite him into your house because he says he works with your wife
@@Utriedit215 If you'd do that, and the person wants to kill you. You are dead before you even get to the door fool. Better setting up an ambush, where you are allowed to shoot the suspect, IN YOUR PROPERTY.
@@vipr1142 Yeah, but wasnt the killer already on his property (lawn)? Although, I don't fully blame him for letting his guard down cause the guy actually worked with his wife. He should've first confirmed with her though and you should never invite a stranger in your house in the first place. That's like a basic rule you learn as a kid.
that last story was amazing, he knew his wife was in trouble to the point he ignored every bit of pain to beat the man to death, the fact this man basically went from badasss and angry to even more angry and badass because of his wife being involved is amazing
What happened is that man resigned himself to death; he considered himself dead for her sake. So he treated his body as disposable, and became the only thing left he could be as well as the only thing that she needed: a dying savior.
@@WhitePikminPro His worst injury was the blow to the back of his head. A bullet to the leg won’t phase most people when they have adrenaline in them and a knife wound through a lung would stop someone after a few minutes which he was in the hospital by that point
@@snakevenom4954 I've had a punctured lung and concussion from a climbing accident. I was absolutely no good or use for anything. Doug must of been running on pure adrenaline, rage and love for his wife. Well done Doug.👍
Imagine being so badly wounded and hearing the screams with the rifle in hands and then the gratification in overpowering his injuries and aggressor to save his wife’s life and his own life... badass -just badass
You don't spit into the wind... You don't step on Supermans cape...You don't pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger...And you don't wanna mess with...Doug!!!
except that now Joe Biden wants to take Dougs gun off him because the defunded police will sort it out in an hour or so when they get there...and lord help the police if they have to defend Doud or his wife...the County will pay out millions to the attacker and the policeman will do hard time.... "kids have been having knife fights forever and we should just let themselves sort themselves out" - some democrat idiot 3-4 days ago
Damn. Doug must have serious balls of steel. Beaten mercilessly with a crowbar in the head, stabbed in the chest and shot multiple times, and still able to escape being tied up, fire a rifle with precision accuracy and beat Wayne to a bloody pulp with the stock of said rifle. Wayne must have thought Doug was a literal immortal being!! That’s the kind of badass we need more of! Maybe even a movie made of!
There is a show with such a character. It's called Dora the Explorer. She's threathen by thieves stealing her possessions (swiper), bridge trolls and difficult obstacles that require the help of an entire world and still overcomes the mission impossible. 😂
@I drink your milkshake I'm sure they could find enough filler to make a movie from it. Perhaps the experiences the wife had at work with him and perhaps him stalking their house for a while before he attacked.
Doug is a beast! I wonder how he and his wife are doing now. I hope they are well, comfortable and being as sane as anyone could possibly be after such a horrific experience.
My heart literally smiled for Doug. He ate that bullet like a champ as well as the earlier beating. His will to survive and protect his wife outweighed this serial killer. Doug had cereal that night for dinner!
He ate a bullet to the leg, a metal pipe to the back of the head, being stabbed in the chest, brutally beaten, tied up, and was likely hemorrhaging blood. My man beat this POS to death like it was nothing. Adrenaline is a crazy thing
Hahaha I went back and watched that part two more times because I laughed the first time. I had a visual of Doug and watching Mr.Ballen's movements dodging bullets then getting hit in the leg, gives it a glance and shrugs it off, then Mr Ballen saying , "he don't care" Hahahaha out of nowhere, wasn't expecting anything to amuse me in this sad story. Doug is a Knight in Shining Armor, he showed no mercy defending the one he Loves from this menace to society and in doing so defended who knows how many other loved ones who would have suffered the same.
Oh shit me too. I didn't know this was in Missoula. I just heard "western Montana" so maybe I just missed when he said this took place in missoula but that's crazy. Kinda wanna research this now but like I also don't know if I really wanna know that much more about a serial killer who used to roam these parts😅
The last one is truly badass! What a legend! Man got beaten, tied up, stabbed, fakes being dead then breaks the restraints, takes rifle with one in the chamber, hits the target, beats the intruder, gets shot and dodges 2 other bullets, beats the intruder again, then shoots him in the face. Then he saves his wife. Wow. Husband of the decade award! N
Doug is an amazing badass! I doubt he ever turned his back to anyone ever again. So glad he and his wife survived. There really should be statues of Doug everywhere.
This one was easy because it was a thumbs up right as Doug got up and shot that bastard Wayne. Literally as I raised my arms up and said "Hell yeah!" as Doug shot Wayne the like button popped up in the middle of the screen. Mr. Ballen has style.
I want Doug, he's a legend, me and my boyfriend Joel and my parents. My parents taught me about guns and fighting since I was 4. My birth father taught me how to use a revolver at 4, a shotgun at 8 and an AK-47 at 11. I'd also hang the Barbies my preppy cousin's gave me, and I'd shoot them one by one in the head lol my other family thought I was crazy lol. I've beaten down men much bigger than me (I'm 5'4" and 120 lbs), protected my boyfriend from a angry, aggressive man. I pulled out my foot long blade and said, "You don't leave now, I'll shove this right up your fucking ass. He left LOL 😂 I love being a badass female.
I’m so glad that Doug’s story had a good ending (all things considered). Wayne totally had what he got coming, it was just a matter of messing with the wrong people.
That last guy was a fucking beast. Every husband would absolutely try and do that for their wife but knowing he pulled it off is truly spectacular. It goes to show you don’t realize how far you’re willing to go to save someone you love
@@ivechang6720 what in the sweet fuck are you babbling about? Everything you just said has literally nothing to do with my comment. All I said was this guy was awesome for taking all that abuse and still finding a way to save the woman he loves you fruit loop
Doug got hit multiple times at the point where he should be dead but when wane got shot once he literally just dropped his "badass" act Anyways moral of the story: Doug is the reason the term badass exists
@@dougthedev9641 😂 If Doug was beaten x amount of times in the head and stabbed once, and still got up and killed his attacker, how many times could x theoretically be?
Mr Ballen, I am dealing with a lot right now. My dad died and was buried year before last.. Now My mom is fighting cancer. I wanted you to know how much joy and escape your stories give me. Thank you so much.
Surely make it into a ritual where multiple women are spitting in a cup 🥤 but no, he decides to kill them and forcibly extract it from them? Logic at its finest 😂
“We need you to pick some blades of grass.” “Well, I obviously need to find some people who are mowing their lawns, murder them, and take some grass.” “I said nothing about murder.” “Yeah, that’ll work. Yeah.”
I imagine the Shaman could have just asked the women to suck on a sour candy, spit in a cup for him for 5 cents, and then drank it. Seems like he took the long road instead.
I too wonder what was going on inside his mind when he was thinking of ways to get the saliva. Also the people who got tricked too - he promises eternal beauty and riches, if he can actually do that he would have no need for your money. Also him or his wife would be a dead give away as i dont believe they would be that promised 'beauty' themselves.
I imagine it wasn't just about getting the saliva, but about covering up his charlatanism. If people come to him for riches and they don't get rich then they'd tell others and others wouldn't bother seeking his services.
He could have also just said he was a shamen and offered good luck rituals and part of the ritual would be the collection of saliva. Obviously, the dude wasn't the brightest.
Doug is possessed of a fierce will to live and a profoundly deep and abiding sense of duty, commitment and love towards his wife. His explosive outrage and the payback were awesome to hear about. Great story
Here in Ireland a few years ago an American tourist was being groped by an Irish guy in broad daylight on a busy street. The man walking behind her was mad as hell and went to intervene but before he reached her, she had that scumbag flat on his back and his nose bleeding like crazy!!! Turned out she was an MMA fighter!!
there is one he has,, sorry I can't recall which upload,,or even her name but her husband hired a man to kill her and she ended up beating her attacker to death with her bare hands!! def would love to see many more of these type stories
I actually live in the town in Montana where the Wayne Nance murders happened and the couple that survived came to my sociology and criminology class and gave a presentation I can honestly say after hearing them say it with their own words it is a miracle that they survived
Imagine the shock of the intruder seeing a man you beat up and stabbed coming at you with the wrath of a thousand suns. Good on Doug for being an absolute tank
The human body can be amazingly resilient when adrenaline is pumping. It also helps to have a solid will to live and a burning love for someone who needs rescue.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Also, really lucky. The head injury, yes, that's adrenaline working out. The chest, I bet the killer missed his vital organs by inches. If it hits the heart, no amount of adrenaline can make him stand again. Also, three shots, 2 missed and one hits the leg, no problem for a full adrenaline guy. But still, Doug is a beast.
As soon as you mentioned sugar cane field in Indonesia, i immediately KNEW what it was going to be. Strange that Suradji thought about killing them when he could have done the whole shamen schtick and somehow get the saliva that way. Not that it would make it any less disturbing.
Doug gets 6 points for surviving his initial wounds, 6 points for killing Wayne (plus an extra point for the gutshot, plus an extra point for beating him as viciously as possible, plus an extra point for taking a bullet in the leg while ignoring 2 misses and then continuing anyway), and 6 points for saving his wife. Doug: 21, Psycho Serial Killer: 0.
My dad used to work at a biker hangout in a rough neighborhood. There was a regular vanilla guy who would get breakfast there every morning. Eventually my dad asked why the bikers (they weren't the nice type) let him eat there. Apparently they had tried to kick him out and a big fight began. They shot the guy 6 times and he kept fighting, so they like him and let him eat there.
@@kuyakaru9557 he's right tho. Politics is a part of life and doug the legal fire arm owner wouldnt be here today if Democrats got their wish on every gun policy they have pushed to infringe on American's rights
If you can convince women to give you $300 and go with you to a second location and let you bury them, you can convince them to spit in a jar. That shaman really didn't think this through.
With an 8 inch blade having gone completely into his chest, Doug must have had one collapsed lung. To still overpower his assailant after that is incredible!
14:54 a thumbs up at the bottom of the screen !!
Wow that was an obvious one
Nice
dammit i missed it :( gg u beat me
Your comment is edited, it means you cheated lol
@@Rocky-fh9wb aww is someone I bitty bit salty
Wayne: I'm a serial killer.
Doug: I'm a serial killer killer.
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Joker: I’m A CEREAL KILLER
So his real name is Dexter🤭
nah he is a dude that wasnt gonna be a victim get ur facts straight ya wit.
I want Doug on my apocalypse team.
Yup
This man embodies the Mosin mantra well. Shoot. When out, you have a club. Mad respect.
I'll take cody lundin
He's the definition of I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me
@@cornfarts dual survivor represent 🥶
Doug is the literal definition of “I’m built different.”
he had to make up for it since he's too stupid to see the danger in plain sight lol.
@Gem Rose Greetings, well apparently slain serial killer Wayne got what he deserved. He died by Doug's hand.
He's the chosen one
Everyone be praising doug here but you're comment does it best 😂😂😂
Main character
The last story was friggin’ wild. “Doug’s unfazed, he doesn’t care” good find, Mr.Ballen
ahaha right?!
Doug is the definition of "fuck around and find out". So glad he lived.
WORD.
The man is a tank haha
Yup. Hes what dmx was rapping about when he said "bring the noise! And you BETTER come with ni&&@$ you don't give a f
❤
No kidding. Not only that but he merc’d a serial killer. Doug is a legend.
In all of these stories, that’s something we never get to hear: that the serial killer finally meets his match. Doug’s story was so damn satisfying! Not only did he save his own family, but he also saved countless other families from future horrific encounters!
You'll find one of these has a story about an old woman, a nurse. Look forward to that one.
All of these are so incredibly interesting and entertaining. ☯️🤍
Definition of a hero... Doug.
And it was thanks to his firearm. On non-fiscal matters, I tend to lean slightly left of center, but on the matter of firearms, it is clear that they can and do save lives. Like all tools, they can also cost lives if in the hands of the untrained or unhinged.
and got brutal justice for the previous victims.
Doug really said ,”Somebody get an ambulance! But NOT for me!”
This one's perfect
LOOOOOOL 🤣👍🏻
".... actually, for me too. Could really use an ambulance, on second thought."
@@PoochieCollins “hmm yeah, I think one would be useful for me. Yeah hey can we hurry please... HEY ITS REALLY HURTING!”
Rumour has it that when the medics showed up, Doug had a bucket filled with hot water and bleach and was mopping the floors because " blood will stain the hardwood and it's a bitch to even out once it dries into the grain"
Cheers to Doug for having some fierce plot armour
he didn't have plot armor because usually the protagonists in all mrballen stories die. he had sheer balls and will power
@@bm-ub6zc
Dang you're right
Bro that's the true power of adrenaline
I'm amazed Doug made it all the way up the stairs before Wayne heard him. I would have thought the clanging of his brass balls would have woken the neighbors up too lol
I bet there was a moment where Wayne was like "No... it can't be......"
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No fucking kidding !! Doug went Beast Mode & arranged a meeting with the attacker and his God ....
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😂😂😂😂
Doug is the grandpa that every child needs this day and age.
Is it possible to give this more then one like? 🤔
Not only was this statement 100% accurate....but I will raise you Brandon.
Our man here, is the Bob Ross of murder mystery and story telling! Silky smooth!!
@@purpskipiff6296 thank you Sir. I appreciate that. And yeah he can spin one hell of a yarn that is fo sho. I am hooked.
Cringe
More like Uncle. Unless your parents had parents who were only 13, and then had babies at 13. So the grandpa is like 30 lol
Great grandpa be 30
Yeah my paw paw was a badass also
My mother is 75 yrs old and has to use captions when she watches TV. I played a few of your videos for her and she liked the content and that she didn't need captions because you speak clearly and distinctly 🙂. Thank you for that and thank you for your service.
Robin, give your mother a hug. I care for my parents and hugs are the best part of my day. 💜😊
@@AimeeAimee444 ❤❤❤
Very cute comment
I recommend him to my students, who are English-language learners.
I never thought of how clearly he speaks! So I can probably show the stories I like to my mom instead of telling them terribly, she understands english but has a hard time processing too much information.
dougs story is so damn satisfying. remember kids: co-workers are not automatically your friends, even if you get along with them.
Agree. It's better to just consider co-workers as your acquintances
Pretty sure that was just his ‘backstory’ to trick Doug into letting him inside. I’m surprised it worked
Doug turned the stock of his rifle into a L and told Wayne to take it.
This is my favorite comment ever on a TH-cam video. This deserves waaay more likes.
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Fucking perfect. Bravo 👏🏼
oof
YOOOOO
Doug is so tough, he even made it alive out of a Mr. Ballen story. Now that's just plain scary.
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HAHA! Well said!
I want him on my team for life.
@@PureDamageYT ....but he made it out alive of the situation he was in. Everyone dies eventually. That's not what this person was saying.
@@PureDamageYT Lol...No..it was the attacker who died, Wayne Nance.
doug is such a badass. completely unfazed by a deep stab in the chest, several head injuries, and a shot to the leg. then he continued to mercilessly beat his attacker until he died. what a boss.
Thanks for ruining the story
@@ilikeknafs9563 maybe dont scroll through comments before watching a video? comments are left for after a video or discussion, did your teacher teach you anything?
@@timothyhales7104 This ^
@E M exactly, the only one people should comment on before watching, is a music video, or a video yet to go live.
@@ilikeknafs9563 why read the spoilers and then complain, or was that dripping with sarcasm?
Finally finally finally, a story of a serial killer picking the wrong house. Of all the stories I've heard, I've wondered how these guys roll the dice & never crap out. I finally hit, with Doug's story.
Serial killer that’s about to experiences death. From what I read, Wayne was frighten and was in a nervous panic when doug continued chasing him, even with his injuries, Wayne is almost witnessing a unstoppable monster
Actually most serial killers are not stopped by police but by picking the wrong victims. A guy in the 1950s who they believed had killed dozens dating back to the 1930s was killed simply walking up to the wrong door. Failed to realize the girl he had picked had a dad with bad PTSD from WW2 he knocked on the door and dad shot through the door.
There is no explanation for Doug’s survival except that he’s the main character of his own story and thus has plot armor
Naw he just have the skill berserker and put all his stats in hp regen and resistance
His plot armor is protecting his wife
you’d be SURPRISED. people have suffered worse than doug. but i support this theory
Facts 🤣
@Mr Gadsden Hur Dur muh guuur duuh.
Doug not only saved his and his wife's life, but any other future victims lives too. What a badass! 🥰
Agreed! But can you believe this - in the UK, you cannot attack someone invading your home, or defend yourself. Doug would be sent to jail for assault and murder.
@@J3diMindTrix I understand where they are going with that law, but you'd think a country more renowned for castles would have some kind of doctrine like the US, which has fewer legitimate castles but more doctrine 😁
America.
And got revenge for the dead
yeah thats cool but are we just gonna ignore the fact he took 3 fucking shots to the head without dying my dudes a fucking anime protaganist
Suradji wanted to be immortal, but Doug turned out to be the immortal one.
You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them
Doug the immortal
Coming to cinemas near you
Matthew Longworth lmao
Fax
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"and his wife, who had no idea that he was a mass murderer, just immediately went along with it". That's why I love your stories, Mr. Ballen! lol.
Anyone would be lucky to have a wife like that. I mean, that's fucked up, but imagine a woman so devoted to her husband she just goes "yeah, I'll be an accomplice to your murder"
@@rwbyab7423 No thanks to that. I want my wife to keep me honest. Not one that just goes along with that. Both were pretty fucked up so maybe they were just a match made in hell at the end of the day?
She thought that if she went along he would just rob them and go. She didn’t think he was there to murder them.
@@mellyr701did you watch the 2nd story? 😂
Wayne was pointing a gun at her when he told her what to do.
Doug is a fucking legend. Imagine the absolute anger he had when he recovered from getting stabbed in the basement, that was a man on a fucking mission.
like Mel Gibson Payback
Forreal tho that adrenaline was on his side bruh! ... Lol no bullets where stopping this man shiiii is crazy AF
Doug was pissed and nothing was stopping him from exacting revenge.
especially since he was hearing the cries of his wife getting violently s*xually assaulted in his bedroom, he was ready to kill. good man!
@@weewooweewoo906 He didn't say anything about sexual assault, he just said assault.
doug's story was the story i feel like i needed after so many gruesome endings
Tell me ab9ut it totally gruesome got semen on my demon àñd chair and is ceiling fan and you should see my puppy oh my God poor little guy he spends a lot of time cleaning his balls and shine so nice he's so mad at me
Agree!
"...because Doug was actually a *gunsmith*" was one of the most satisfying lines I have heard.
Doug is a badass mtf
Doug’s got that dawg in him
Wayne: Stabs Doug in his chest
Doug: Call an ambulance!!
Also Doug: But not for me
Hahaha that’s a badass line!
I NEED THIS IN MEME FORM
@@missymagg196 memenade plz add this
Perfect response with this
Meme
Wayne: tries to kill Doug
Doug: *no u*
When you said he was unphased and starting bashing him in the head, I almost cheered! Thanks for saving the one that had a happy ending for last!
I honestly started laughing at that point 😭😂
Wayne: Hello? Um...where am I?
Lucifer: Oh, you're the shmuck who messed with Doug, aren't you?
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Right?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
In Tom Ellis voice.
Read that in Tom Ellis voice
Doug in hospital: _"If you think this is bad you should of seen the other guy"_
you should HAVE seen the other guy.
@@lovingmayberry2000 Nice.
@@lovingmayberry2000 You should have seen the other guy.
If you’re so concerned about someone’s grammar, capitalize the first letter of your sentence.
@@amandaplease7430 nice
Should of 😂😂😂😂.
The last story had the most satisfying ending of any story I've ever heard. Doug stayed in the fight like a champ. I definitely wouldn't have let the guy in the house tho.
Yeah. That story about spending the whole night watching your house would creep me our and put me on guard.
His wife better stick with him. He's a keeper.
"I seen something potentially life-threatening so I fell asleep and didn't call the cops. Hey, let's go be alone together somewhere dark and secluded"
🦸♂️
At least ask your wife if the guy actually works with her and get some facts straight before you do anything!!
Yeah I wouldn’t let him in either, but I know the older generations were more trusting of strangers
Doug is the man everyone should inspire to be! Dudes an absolute fighter
Doug's a legend. Get's beaten, stabbed, Shot, and still manages to beat the living crap out of wayne.
He is. But if I were that wife and not tied up, I would have grabbed that pistol the second Wayne left the room and offed Wayne myself, the no good SOB.
He is my hero !
@JULIA STENZEL adrenaline man can do some miracle shit and combined with a man with such a strong mentality as his is scary.
Doug is a badass!! That was one hell of a real life movie
agreed
Damn, someone should make it into a movie
I would watch that movie. It would be interesting to see them do it from two points of view the killers point of view as he starts his day and the couples point of view as they start the day and how we know they're going to wind up together at that house at that moment!
But imagine the surprise there's so many viewers would be shocked with the way it ends!
Go Doug!
Yes
lifetime move for sure
Legend has it when Doug left the house at 5 years old he looked at his dad and said “you’re the man of the house now”
HAHA
Yes!!!!
😂😂good one
and years later, when he became a Karate Champion, he abandoned the sport adopted the name Chuck Norris and became famous in Hollywood.
😂😂🥶🥵
Hi Mr. Ballin, I just want to tell you that I am a mobile drug screen collector for the department of child services and I’m in my car for upwards of 12 to 13 hours 6 to 7 days a week and I appreciate your stories so much they keep me sane the job I do is emotionally draining so it gives me something to focus on. I think you’re a fantastic storyteller. Please do not stop anytime soon I will go CRAZY!!!!
You sound like the kind of person that I call the "real heroes" among us. Please stay safe as you help to protect children.
We're really thankful of your service, always stay safe and healthy, god bless you ❤
Doug is the ultimate example of the depth of a mans strength when he knows the woman he loves is in trouble. What a warrior.
hysterical strength is no joke. People become basically superhuman with it.
I know i would kill or die for my wife.
Y’all are amazing, my husband would probably make a deal with him like “here you can have her I’ll leave the house you don’t have to hurt me” Haha 😥
@@Misssydney you need a new husband if that’s the case
@@Misssydney maybe ur husband knows he’s doubted, so why bother? Lol jk
"Doug was unfazed, he got shot in the leg, the other 2 missed, he didn't care!" Had me cracking up! Way to go Doug!
The way he describes the action making it come to life as if you are watch it live.
Doug was too angry to die 😂
@@Sa3Y0 thats absolutely the truth! That adrenaline was rushing thru his system. He had to protect his family and homestead
Before the police arrived, Doug and his wife had a quick tryst. Upon arriving at the hospital, Doug told the doctor to "just give me some gauze.."
Yeah all praise Doug’s ‘John Wick’ style adrenaline induced rage that saved his wife and himself! 💥💥 💥 💥 🔫
*doug starts walking up the stairs*
Wayne: “why do I hear boss music”
*rip and tear begins to play*
Mario 1 Panic Music
Duhduhduhduhduh
More like the doom soundtrack
The Book of Truth
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
@@michagabo8819 wtf is that
That last one, wow! I'm glad they survived!
Doug is one of those rare few men who can muster the sheer raw might to overcome critical injury and rain fiery vengeance on those who would harm him and the ones he loved. Certainly the kind of man to earn a Medal of Honor had he become a soldier. Too goddamn angry to die.
too goddamn angry to die 😂
Doom Slayer and Kratos: So, there's another?
@@idiotic2840 great comment lol got a chuckle out of me.
doug is literally every anime protagonist that has ever existed
Hahaha that reminds me of... I haven't got time to bleed...
Your line needs to be in an Arnie movie too 😂
Hearing the stories of an attacker getting absolutely destroyed by a victim is just top notch.
Wayne: "if it bleeds I can kill it."
Doug: "Not today asshole."
🤣🤣🤣
One of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard! Man got beaten stabbed and shot but still had the guts to beat the fuck out of the intruder DAMNNN
@@rxvertthief4489 I know right
@@rxvertthief4489 and live to tell the story.
Doug” well I don’t bleed bitch that’s just sweat from kicking your ass”
Dug is the perfect example of what everyone should do when someone breaks into their home.
The dumbass invited him in
What are you an agent of? Stupidity?
mf literally let him in the home
Let them inside?
@@unbrroken4810 And get beaten, stabbed, and shot by them? Yeah I think I'd rather not follow ol' Doug's strategy. Fair play to the guy for soldiering through all that and putting the guy down though, what a unit.
Can we all take a moment of silence for that hard man Doug, what a legend
I'd rather scream it from the roof-tops, but that's just me XD
I love a happy ending
Doug was a dummy when you seen a man sitting in the RV outside of your house you should have went and got your gun and greeted him at the damn door or at the least call the cops you just don't let some stranger sit in your parking lot and then go to sleep then invite him into your house because he says he works with your wife
@@Utriedit215 If you'd do that, and the person wants to kill you. You are dead before you even get to the door fool.
Better setting up an ambush, where you are allowed to shoot the suspect, IN YOUR PROPERTY.
@@vipr1142 Yeah, but wasnt the killer already on his property (lawn)? Although, I don't fully blame him for letting his guard down cause the guy actually worked with his wife. He should've first confirmed with her though and you should never invite a stranger in your house in the first place. That's like a basic rule you learn as a kid.
Doug is the embodiment of the saying "you should've seen the other guy..."
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🤣 underrated comment 😭
Most gangstershit I've ever heard what a legend 😂
Seriously, that is one of the best comebacks I’ve heard in a long time. Kudos! 🤣
that last story was amazing, he knew his wife was in trouble to the point he ignored every bit of pain to beat the man to death, the fact this man basically went from badasss and angry to even more angry and badass because of his wife being involved is amazing
What we’ll do for those we deeply love. Doug sure loved his wife!
What happened is that man resigned himself to death; he considered himself dead for her sake. So he treated his body as disposable, and became the only thing left he could be as well as the only thing that she needed: a dying savior.
@@WhitePikminPro His worst injury was the blow to the back of his head. A bullet to the leg won’t phase most people when they have adrenaline in them and a knife wound through a lung would stop someone after a few minutes which he was in the hospital by that point
@@snakevenom4954 I've had a punctured lung and concussion from a climbing accident. I was absolutely no good or use for anything. Doug must of been running on pure adrenaline, rage and love for his wife. Well done Doug.👍
If only every serial killer came to the same end as Wayne. Being shot and then beaten to death by their victim. Doug is a hero and an absolute badass
"Don't mess with Doug" is the most satisfying ending to a story I've ever heard. They need to make that story into a movie.
Absolute - 🥰
there are so many stories on this channel that could be good concepts for a movie or a game
Mr.Ballen stories and like falling into a treasure trove! Hahaha funny and true
@@mili42069 I’m currently making a very big game and mr ballens stories are very great inspirations. Doing it solo tho so it might take me 6 years 😅
Doug and the nurse who killed her husbands hitman are the best. Justice to the the max!
Imagine being so badly wounded and hearing the screams with the rifle in hands and then the gratification in overpowering his injuries and aggressor to save his wife’s life and his own life... badass -just badass
cant believe how doug manages to went up stairs with both hands on his riffle considering the massive set of balls weighing him down all those times
Dang. So many great comments, but you win.
bruh💀
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😂 lol
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
I love Doug's story! Finally a good ending. God bless you Doug!!!
Doug got stabbed and shot and then he walked up the stairs and said “No you.” Doug is a solid man!
Damn straight.!
thats some escanor shit lmaoo “im dying here? who decided that??”
Hell yeah! Fuck that guy! The guy picked the wrong dude to duck with!
I usually dislike the name “Doug”. I’ll never tell this man that
@@cobaltfalcon9458 your mom said she likes that name
Wayne: He's dead
Doug: Anything is possible with family
Leave it at 69
@@isaiah_cordero2703 ok
XD
Family ya domnic torreto 😂
you didn't xD
“And Doug found it very hard to climb the stairs, due to the weight of his stainless steel testicles..”
Titanium friend. They are titanium.
😂😂👏👏
“And Doug found it hard to keep focus knowing that the complete American culture was on his back”
Great comment👍😆😆😆
Lol!!!!! yes, yea that man has one hell of a backbone. You would have to in order to carry around a set like he’s got on him! Lol
I get chills every time I hear this first story. It's amazing. The way he handled himself, the way she survived. Oh my goodness
Doug really took that "what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger" motto to heart.
He took the motto and the knife to the heart
He was much more of a "What doesn't kill me, better run. Cause now I'm pissed."
Somehow Doug was the immortal the shaman could never be.
good one
You won!
@The Dark Side I think you win. Lol
You don't spit into the wind... You don't step on Supermans cape...You don't pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger...And you don't wanna mess with...Doug!!!
Get it Jim croche (sp) .....do...do do do ..Dee do da do do do....🎶 great song from when I was young in the 70's ✌
Hell Yeah!
except that now Joe Biden wants to take Dougs gun off him because the defunded police will sort it out in an hour or so when they get there...and lord help the police if they have to defend Doud or his wife...the County will pay out millions to the attacker and the policeman will do hard time.... "kids have been having knife fights forever and we should just let themselves sort themselves out" - some democrat idiot 3-4 days ago
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title hahah
Someone seriously needs to make a movie about the doug story bruh
Let There Be Blood :D
Damn. Doug must have serious balls of steel. Beaten mercilessly with a crowbar in the head, stabbed in the chest and shot multiple times, and still able to escape being tied up, fire a rifle with precision accuracy and beat Wayne to a bloody pulp with the stock of said rifle. Wayne must have thought Doug was a literal immortal being!! That’s the kind of badass we need more of! Maybe even a movie made of!
Later on Doug tragically had to have double hip replacements due to carrying around the weight of his giant set of balls.
There is a show with such a character. It's called Dora the Explorer. She's threathen by thieves stealing her possessions (swiper), bridge trolls and difficult obstacles that require the help of an entire world and still overcomes the mission impossible. 😂
@I drink your milkshake I'm sure they could find enough filler to make a movie from it. Perhaps the experiences the wife had at work with him and perhaps him stalking their house for a while before he attacked.
Doug is a beast! I wonder how he and his wife are doing now. I hope they are well, comfortable and being as sane as anyone could possibly be after such a horrific experience.
Perfect idea! I would love to see that played out in short form
My heart literally smiled for Doug. He ate that bullet like a champ as well as the earlier beating. His will to survive and protect his wife outweighed this serial killer. Doug had cereal that night for dinner!
The heart of Marv from sin city!
He ate a bullet to the leg, a metal pipe to the back of the head, being stabbed in the chest, brutally beaten, tied up, and was likely hemorrhaging blood. My man beat this POS to death like it was nothing. Adrenaline is a crazy thing
He definitely eat his Wheaties 🥹
A bowl of nails, without any milk
“He gets shot in the leg, the other two miss, he doesn’t care”
Let’s go Doug 👏👏
Tis but a flesh wound!
Honey Badger don't care.
Hahaha I went back and watched that part two more times because I laughed the first time. I had a visual of Doug and watching Mr.Ballen's movements dodging bullets then getting hit in the leg, gives it a glance and shrugs it off, then Mr Ballen saying , "he don't care" Hahahaha out of nowhere, wasn't expecting anything to amuse me in this sad story. Doug is a Knight in Shining Armor, he showed no mercy defending the one he Loves from this menace to society and in doing so defended who knows how many other loved ones who would have suffered the same.
I live in Missoula Mt, Wayne nance was known as the Missoula mauler. God bless Doud, Wayne got what he had coming.
Oh shit me too. I didn't know this was in Missoula. I just heard "western Montana" so maybe I just missed when he said this took place in missoula but that's crazy. Kinda wanna research this now but like I also don't know if I really wanna know that much more about a serial killer who used to roam these parts😅
Montana has some of the wildest stuff going on behind-the-scenes, I always hear about it
The last one is truly badass! What a legend! Man got beaten, tied up, stabbed, fakes being dead then breaks the restraints, takes rifle with one in the chamber, hits the target, beats the intruder, gets shot and dodges 2 other bullets, beats the intruder again, then shoots him in the face. Then he saves his wife. Wow. Husband of the decade award! N
Now the wife knows that Doug is an ultimate badass
What if Doug forgot about his wife and was only thinking about himself lol. I doubt it but it’s a possibility
@@snakevenom4954 not risking injuries, but he is risking great sorrow
Now something told me not to read the comments until the end 🤦🏽♀️😂
Strangely the Milkman quit the next day.
Wayne: How are you still able to fight me
Doug: I just fought death, and he was a lot tougher than you are
Damn!☠☠🤣🤣
Doug is an amazing badass! I doubt he ever turned his back to anyone ever again. So glad he and his wife survived. There really should be statues of Doug everywhere.
Plot twist... doug drank the women’s siliva and he was actually immortal
😂 😂 lol
@@itsmekaido1056 Good one.
And they should all be made of iron.. like doug.
@@mikimiyazaki Doug was a man who was not going to die on another mans schedule.
Ya don’t tug on Superman’s cape, ya spit into the wind, ya don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and ya don’t mess around with DOUG!
How people manage to “spot the secret” while listening to the strange dark and mysterious delivered in story format is beyond me.
This made my day
This is stolen or accidentally stolen
I havent to this day
This one was easy because it was a thumbs up right as Doug got up and shot that bastard Wayne. Literally as I raised my arms up and said "Hell yeah!" as Doug shot Wayne the like button popped up in the middle of the screen. Mr. Ballen has style.
It is indeed, a strange, dark mystery.
Doug really said: ”Tis but a scratch.”
I love this 😂😂😂👏👏
Max Z.... Monty Python!!! The black knight... Funny!
If there‘s a zombie outbreak, I want Doug in my team.
And Nadiya's prayers
Everybody gangsta until Doug become a zombie
There's already a zombie outbreak. They are called liberals
I want Doug, he's a legend, me and my boyfriend Joel and my parents. My parents taught me about guns and fighting since I was 4. My birth father taught me how to use a revolver at 4, a shotgun at 8 and an AK-47 at 11. I'd also hang the Barbies my preppy cousin's gave me, and I'd shoot them one by one in the head lol my other family thought I was crazy lol. I've beaten down men much bigger than me (I'm 5'4" and 120 lbs), protected my boyfriend from a angry, aggressive man. I pulled out my foot long blade and said, "You don't leave now, I'll shove this right up your fucking ass. He left LOL 😂 I love being a badass female.
But yeah, Doug is a badass and a damn legend. He will go on in history.
The way you speak with your hands is the most soothing thing for my adhd I can follow what you say
I’m so glad that Doug’s story had a good ending (all things considered). Wayne totally had what he got coming, it was just a matter of messing with the wrong people.
The shame is the amberlamps took him(wayne) to the hospital.... They shouldve dumped him in a ditch.
@@mog4993 sadly they can’t legally do that.
@@nightstalkers_revenge1850 makes you wish we could just treat these animals like animals. Glad Doug put down the sicko.
@@mog4993 he suffered longer in the hospital
@@jakoblongbine2987 fr i mean he rambo’ed him tho so its all good.
What's everybody scared of?
Joe: drowning
Mike: burning alive
Jack: sharks
Me: Doug Wells
stupid Repugnicants turning the country into a fascist state
@@SWSimpson bruv we’re talking about Doug
@@SWSimpson you misspelled DemocRAT..
@@Xerdar36 you misspelled “misspelled”
@@polipix_ correct... and “whoosh”
Wayne: stabs doug
Doug: this isn't even my final form
time to go Super Doug!
Doug wouldn't just beat Goku, Doug would wipe the floor with him.
I listened to Doug's story 3x just to make sure I heard every detail correctly. Magnificent!!!!
Go, Doug! Go, Doug! Go, Doug! It’s so nice to hear a victim survival story, and a badass one at that!
When I read the go Doug part, I started cabbage patching in my head
Yes, like Sue, who fought off and eventually killed the hit man hired by her husband!
@@brenda5511 that was also a pretty good one
That last guy was a fucking beast. Every husband would absolutely try and do that for their wife but knowing he pulled it off is truly spectacular. It goes to show you don’t realize how far you’re willing to go to save someone you love
@@ivechang6720 ?
@@ivechang6720 ?
@@ivechang6720 what in the sweet fuck are you babbling about? Everything you just said has literally nothing to do with my comment. All I said was this guy was awesome for taking all that abuse and still finding a way to save the woman he loves you fruit loop
@@danielsullivan7740 lol
@@ivechang6720 how in the actual frick is having kids extremely dangerous
Can we give Doug some sort of a medal? What an amazing man. Superhero.
He may already have some. He was a navy seal that saw heavy combat.
Def a hero w Great determination
I wish he didn't kill him though. I would have preferred to hear Wayne's explanation and to see him have to go to jail.
@@hollystiener16 Seems like no motive but it’d be interesting to hear what he had to say.
@@hollystiener16 he deserved the chair
Doug the stud. Respect for his absolute tenacity towards protecting his family.
Bro, the amount of adrenaline and endorphins Doug had in his body must have been enormous.
Most importantly testosterone.
I'm surprised he managed to get up those stairs with those massive balls weighing him down.
@@informitas0117 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also the love for his wife must be pretty strong. Some men have abandoned their wive-lovers in a life and death sitch.
@@informitas0117 LMAOOO!!!
Doug got hit multiple times at the point where he should be dead but when wane got shot once he literally just dropped his "badass" act
Anyways moral of the story: Doug is the reason the term badass exists
This is like when your name is in the math problem
Fun fact: Doug spelt backwards spells out savage
@@dougthedev9641 😂
If Doug was beaten x amount of times in the head and stabbed once, and still got up and killed his attacker, how many times could x theoretically be?
**Wayne Locks The door**
** DOUG: I'm not trapped in here with you, you're trapped in here with me**
I know that one. Great line.
Doug warshack
Doug is an absolute BEAST! And a Hero of a man!! So grateful he and Diane were able to recover
Mr Ballen, I am dealing with a lot right now. My dad died and was buried year before last.. Now My mom is fighting cancer. I wanted you to know how much joy and escape your stories give me. Thank you so much.
Sending much love
Praying for you. Loss in large quantities is never good. What’s your name?
"Listening stories about mass murderers and gore makes me feel better"
@@yahya2920 it’s something about how he tells the stories. He just pulls you in with his style of storytelling
Prayers for you
husbands everywhere have to live up to doug's standard. i hope he and kristin lived long lives free of trauma and full of love
I hear Kristin left Doug a month later and hooked up with Wayne's twin brother.
@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 😂❤
Amen!🙌
@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 No way! 🤹🎭
Will be soon..thank you
I feel like having the ability to make a person dig their own graves, means you could probably convince them to spit in a cup, quite effortlessly.
That’s what I’m saying lmao he clearly wanted to kill .
Surely make it into a ritual where multiple women are spitting in a cup 🥤 but no, he decides to kill them and forcibly extract it from them? Logic at its finest 😂
Well he was nuts. So rational thought doesn't apply. He was acting on a dream vision from his dead dad, after all.
“We need you to pick some blades of grass.”
“Well, I obviously need to find some people who are mowing their lawns, murder them, and take some grass.”
“I said nothing about murder.”
“Yeah, that’ll work. Yeah.”
Yah....wasn't a man of many viable soltions XD ..... and too bad about execution and reincarnation.
It's a perfect day for the strange dark and unusual delivered in story format
So relieved to hear that Doug and his wife made a full recovery
And Doug surely also now goes by the name 'The Terminator'!
I'm was worried about Doug and his wife. Doug rocks!!
I imagine the Shaman could have just asked the women to suck on a sour candy, spit in a cup for him for 5 cents, and then drank it. Seems like he took the long road instead.
I too wonder what was going on inside his mind when he was thinking of ways to get the saliva. Also the people who got tricked too - he promises eternal beauty and riches, if he can actually do that he would have no need for your money. Also him or his wife would be a dead give away as i dont believe they would be that promised 'beauty' themselves.
I imagine it wasn't just about getting the saliva, but about covering up his charlatanism. If people come to him for riches and they don't get rich then they'd tell others and others wouldn't bother seeking his services.
@@WayToVibe it's not like the women he killed were publicizing his services
If he was that smart, he wont follow his dream in the first place
He could have also just said he was a shamen and offered good luck rituals and part of the ritual would be the collection of saliva. Obviously, the dude wasn't the brightest.
Doug is possessed of a fierce will to live and a profoundly deep and abiding sense of duty, commitment and love towards his wife. His explosive outrage and the payback were awesome to hear about. Great story
Ikr, hope Wayne is rotting in hell
Yep that was badass!
@@WaldropYTC Rotting? Don't you mean burning? The POS.
@@stoiccrane4259 oops yes that sounds more painful
Doug is a machine,and he did the world a big favour,I'm glad this horror story had a somewhat good end.
We need more of, “When messing with the wrong” type of stories.
Definitely!!!
Here in Ireland a few years ago an American tourist was being groped by an Irish guy in broad daylight on a busy street. The man walking behind her was mad as hell and went to intervene but before he reached her, she had that scumbag flat on his back and his nose bleeding like crazy!!! Turned out she was an MMA fighter!!
ditto that!
YES YES YES. WE NEED MORE STORIES LIKE DOUG'S
there is one he has,, sorry I can't recall which upload,,or even her name but her husband hired a man to kill her and she ended up beating her attacker to death with her bare hands!! def would love to see many more of these type stories
I actually live in the town in Montana where the Wayne Nance murders happened and the couple that survived came to my sociology and criminology class and gave a presentation I can honestly say after hearing them say it with their own words it is a miracle that they survived
o dang be careful
@@ragingwithbecky4571 - re: "o dang be careful" = What sort of irrelevant comment is that ?!? Be careful ... of what ???
@@warriormanmaxx8991 I meant it as be carful out side cuz they live near the crime and I don’t want them to get murdered or worse
@@ragingwithbecky4571 Wayne is dead and they have Doug. I think they'll be ok.
@@ChrisForstner I hope so
Imagine the shock of the intruder seeing a man you beat up and stabbed coming at you with the wrath of a thousand suns. Good on Doug for being an absolute tank
The human body can be amazingly resilient when adrenaline is pumping. It also helps to have a solid will to live and a burning love for someone who needs rescue.
Wrath.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Also, really lucky. The head injury, yes, that's adrenaline working out. The chest, I bet the killer missed his vital organs by inches. If it hits the heart, no amount of adrenaline can make him stand again. Also, three shots, 2 missed and one hits the leg, no problem for a full adrenaline guy. But still, Doug is a beast.
As soon as you mentioned sugar cane field in Indonesia, i immediately KNEW what it was going to be.
Strange that Suradji thought about killing them when he could have done the whole shamen schtick and somehow get the saliva that way. Not that it would make it any less disturbing.
Doug gets 6 points for surviving his initial wounds, 6 points for killing Wayne (plus an extra point for the gutshot, plus an extra point for beating him as viciously as possible, plus an extra point for taking a bullet in the leg while ignoring 2 misses and then continuing anyway), and 6 points for saving his wife. Doug: 21, Psycho Serial Killer: 0.
Wait,,,,,,, Ain't you dead yet???
And 50 points to Gryffindor!! (But seriously... Doug is the man!!)
Don’t know how the point system came to fruition but I nearly choked to death on my laugh.well played😂
minus 7 points for letting a stranger in the house
My dad used to work at a biker hangout in a rough neighborhood. There was a regular vanilla guy who would get breakfast there every morning. Eventually my dad asked why the bikers (they weren't the nice type) let him eat there. Apparently they had tried to kick him out and a big fight began. They shot the guy 6 times and he kept fighting, so they like him and let him eat there.
Can we take a minute to appreciate Doug in all his bad ass glory?!
Until the Democrats take that gun off him...then he goes down in round one...
@@jimofaotearoa3636 SHUT THE FU- sorry I meant could you please get you political BS out of here
He deserves an award for being a bad ass!
Doug the second the pipe connects with his head: this guys brain is about to become one with my rifle
@@kuyakaru9557 he's right tho. Politics is a part of life and doug the legal fire arm owner wouldnt be here today if Democrats got their wish on every gun policy they have pushed to infringe on American's rights
If you can convince women to give you $300 and go with you to a second location and let you bury them, you can convince them to spit in a jar. That shaman really didn't think this through.
Yo that’s what I was thinking too. Like wtf there was no need to kill them.
He took the long way to get there.
Yeh how can he killed so many woman like that because peoples are stupid they still believed in some magic power shit
There's a John Mulaney joke in here somewhere but I've gotta go make spaghetti carbonara.
I thought the same
Doug should have a statue. Bro, was epic
You know it’s gonna be a great day when mr ballen drops a new video
Hey thanks for stopping in!
Yessir
Well I crashed my dirt bike but faxs
yup
Alright men, mr ballen is epic
Last story......is pretty much a legendary event. Serial killer met someone harder than he could ever imagine. Boss level.
With an 8 inch blade having gone completely into his chest, Doug must have had one collapsed lung. To still overpower his assailant after that is incredible!
no im pretty sure thats impossible it must have went right in between the lungs
@@LR-vw8yu lungs are huge. Missing them and the heart and arteries with a knife that size is nearly impossible....one punctured lung is manageable tho
@@LR-vw8yu you do realize what's between your lungs right? Your heart... I'd say a punctured lung is alot more plausible than a punctured heart.
@@DeagleGamesTV no i didnt realise that the heart extended from the troath to the belly wow thanks we learn new things everyday
@@DeagleGamesTV there's a gap underneath the heart, it doesn't extend the whole way...