My mother is 75 yrs old and has to use captions when she watches TV. I played a few of your videos for her and she liked the content and that she didn't need captions because you speak clearly and distinctly 🙂. Thank you for that and thank you for your service.
I never thought of how clearly he speaks! So I can probably show the stories I like to my mom instead of telling them terribly, she understands english but has a hard time processing too much information.
In all of these stories, that’s something we never get to hear: that the serial killer finally meets his match. Doug’s story was so damn satisfying! Not only did he save his own family, but he also saved countless other families from future horrific encounters!
And it was thanks to his firearm. On non-fiscal matters, I tend to lean slightly left of center, but on the matter of firearms, it is clear that they can and do save lives. Like all tools, they can also cost lives if in the hands of the untrained or unhinged.
Is it possible to give this more then one like? 🤔 Not only was this statement 100% accurate....but I will raise you Brandon. Our man here, is the Bob Ross of murder mystery and story telling! Silky smooth!!
doug is such a badass. completely unfazed by a deep stab in the chest, several head injuries, and a shot to the leg. then he continued to mercilessly beat his attacker until he died. what a boss.
@@ilikeknafs9563 maybe dont scroll through comments before watching a video? comments are left for after a video or discussion, did your teacher teach you anything?
Tell me ab9ut it totally gruesome got semen on my demon àñd chair and is ceiling fan and you should see my puppy oh my God poor little guy he spends a lot of time cleaning his balls and shine so nice he's so mad at me
Finally finally finally, a story of a serial killer picking the wrong house. Of all the stories I've heard, I've wondered how these guys roll the dice & never crap out. I finally hit, with Doug's story.
Serial killer that’s about to experiences death. From what I read, Wayne was frighten and was in a nervous panic when doug continued chasing him, even with his injuries, Wayne is almost witnessing a unstoppable monster
Actually most serial killers are not stopped by police but by picking the wrong victims. A guy in the 1950s who they believed had killed dozens dating back to the 1930s was killed simply walking up to the wrong door. Failed to realize the girl he had picked had a dad with bad PTSD from WW2 he knocked on the door and dad shot through the door.
I would watch that movie. It would be interesting to see them do it from two points of view the killers point of view as he starts his day and the couples point of view as they start the day and how we know they're going to wind up together at that house at that moment! But imagine the surprise there's so many viewers would be shocked with the way it ends! Go Doug!
Agreed! But can you believe this - in the UK, you cannot attack someone invading your home, or defend yourself. Doug would be sent to jail for assault and murder.
@@J3diMindTrix I understand where they are going with that law, but you'd think a country more renowned for castles would have some kind of doctrine like the US, which has fewer legitimate castles but more doctrine 😁
Anyone would be lucky to have a wife like that. I mean, that's fucked up, but imagine a woman so devoted to her husband she just goes "yeah, I'll be an accomplice to your murder"
@@rwbyab7423 No thanks to that. I want my wife to keep me honest. Not one that just goes along with that. Both were pretty fucked up so maybe they were just a match made in hell at the end of the day?
Doug is a fucking legend. Imagine the absolute anger he had when he recovered from getting stabbed in the basement, that was a man on a fucking mission.
Doug is one of those rare few men who can muster the sheer raw might to overcome critical injury and rain fiery vengeance on those who would harm him and the ones he loved. Certainly the kind of man to earn a Medal of Honor had he become a soldier. Too goddamn angry to die.
The last story had the most satisfying ending of any story I've ever heard. Doug stayed in the fight like a champ. I definitely wouldn't have let the guy in the house tho.
"I seen something potentially life-threatening so I fell asleep and didn't call the cops. Hey, let's go be alone together somewhere dark and secluded" 🦸♂️
The Book of Truth When things were at their very worst: 2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy. Scientists will say it was a global illusion. Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again. After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way. Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet - will seem to rise from the dead - will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one. One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist. Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent. "Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out" "The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
Hi Mr. Ballin, I just want to tell you that I am a mobile drug screen collector for the department of child services and I’m in my car for upwards of 12 to 13 hours 6 to 7 days a week and I appreciate your stories so much they keep me sane the job I do is emotionally draining so it gives me something to focus on. I think you’re a fantastic storyteller. Please do not stop anytime soon I will go CRAZY!!!!
He is. But if I were that wife and not tied up, I would have grabbed that pistol the second Wayne left the room and offed Wayne myself, the no good SOB.
Doug was a dummy when you seen a man sitting in the RV outside of your house you should have went and got your gun and greeted him at the damn door or at the least call the cops you just don't let some stranger sit in your parking lot and then go to sleep then invite him into your house because he says he works with your wife
@@Utriedit215 If you'd do that, and the person wants to kill you. You are dead before you even get to the door fool. Better setting up an ambush, where you are allowed to shoot the suspect, IN YOUR PROPERTY.
@@vipr1142 Yeah, but wasnt the killer already on his property (lawn)? Although, I don't fully blame him for letting his guard down cause the guy actually worked with his wife. He should've first confirmed with her though and you should never invite a stranger in your house in the first place. That's like a basic rule you learn as a kid.
that last story was amazing, he knew his wife was in trouble to the point he ignored every bit of pain to beat the man to death, the fact this man basically went from badasss and angry to even more angry and badass because of his wife being involved is amazing
What happened is that man resigned himself to death; he considered himself dead for her sake. So he treated his body as disposable, and became the only thing left he could be as well as the only thing that she needed: a dying savior.
@@WhitePikminPro His worst injury was the blow to the back of his head. A bullet to the leg won’t phase most people when they have adrenaline in them and a knife wound through a lung would stop someone after a few minutes which he was in the hospital by that point
@@snakevenom4954 I've had a punctured lung and concussion from a climbing accident. I was absolutely no good or use for anything. Doug must of been running on pure adrenaline, rage and love for his wife. Well done Doug.👍
@@unbrroken4810 And get beaten, stabbed, and shot by them? Yeah I think I'd rather not follow ol' Doug's strategy. Fair play to the guy for soldiering through all that and putting the guy down though, what a unit.
Imagine being so badly wounded and hearing the screams with the rifle in hands and then the gratification in overpowering his injuries and aggressor to save his wife’s life and his own life... badass -just badass
Oh shit me too. I didn't know this was in Missoula. I just heard "western Montana" so maybe I just missed when he said this took place in missoula but that's crazy. Kinda wanna research this now but like I also don't know if I really wanna know that much more about a serial killer who used to roam these parts😅
My heart literally smiled for Doug. He ate that bullet like a champ as well as the earlier beating. His will to survive and protect his wife outweighed this serial killer. Doug had cereal that night for dinner!
He ate a bullet to the leg, a metal pipe to the back of the head, being stabbed in the chest, brutally beaten, tied up, and was likely hemorrhaging blood. My man beat this POS to death like it was nothing. Adrenaline is a crazy thing
I’m so glad that Doug’s story had a good ending (all things considered). Wayne totally had what he got coming, it was just a matter of messing with the wrong people.
I'm amazed Doug made it all the way up the stairs before Wayne heard him. I would have thought the clanging of his brass balls would have woken the neighbors up too lol
I want Doug, he's a legend, me and my boyfriend Joel and my parents. My parents taught me about guns and fighting since I was 4. My birth father taught me how to use a revolver at 4, a shotgun at 8 and an AK-47 at 11. I'd also hang the Barbies my preppy cousin's gave me, and I'd shoot them one by one in the head lol my other family thought I was crazy lol. I've beaten down men much bigger than me (I'm 5'4" and 120 lbs), protected my boyfriend from a angry, aggressive man. I pulled out my foot long blade and said, "You don't leave now, I'll shove this right up your fucking ass. He left LOL 😂 I love being a badass female.
I imagine the Shaman could have just asked the women to suck on a sour candy, spit in a cup for him for 5 cents, and then drank it. Seems like he took the long road instead.
I too wonder what was going on inside his mind when he was thinking of ways to get the saliva. Also the people who got tricked too - he promises eternal beauty and riches, if he can actually do that he would have no need for your money. Also him or his wife would be a dead give away as i dont believe they would be that promised 'beauty' themselves.
I imagine it wasn't just about getting the saliva, but about covering up his charlatanism. If people come to him for riches and they don't get rich then they'd tell others and others wouldn't bother seeking his services.
He could have also just said he was a shamen and offered good luck rituals and part of the ritual would be the collection of saliva. Obviously, the dude wasn't the brightest.
Doug is an amazing badass! I doubt he ever turned his back to anyone ever again. So glad he and his wife survived. There really should be statues of Doug everywhere.
Mr Ballen, I am dealing with a lot right now. My dad died and was buried year before last.. Now My mom is fighting cancer. I wanted you to know how much joy and escape your stories give me. Thank you so much.
(The 2nd story) I'll never understand how someone can just go get a female and somehow it makes an eerie or sketchy situation safer to the person in danger. Like "Oh I thought this man was gonna kill me, but then he brought out his girlfriend so I'm safe now." Like WHAT? Women can be EVIL too they're not all just angels folks.
You don't spit into the wind... You don't step on Supermans cape...You don't pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger...And you don't wanna mess with...Doug!!!
except that now Joe Biden wants to take Dougs gun off him because the defunded police will sort it out in an hour or so when they get there...and lord help the police if they have to defend Doud or his wife...the County will pay out millions to the attacker and the policeman will do hard time.... "kids have been having knife fights forever and we should just let themselves sort themselves out" - some democrat idiot 3-4 days ago
Doug gets 6 points for surviving his initial wounds, 6 points for killing Wayne (plus an extra point for the gutshot, plus an extra point for beating him as viciously as possible, plus an extra point for taking a bullet in the leg while ignoring 2 misses and then continuing anyway), and 6 points for saving his wife. Doug: 21, Psycho Serial Killer: 0.
My dad used to work at a biker hangout in a rough neighborhood. There was a regular vanilla guy who would get breakfast there every morning. Eventually my dad asked why the bikers (they weren't the nice type) let him eat there. Apparently they had tried to kick him out and a big fight began. They shot the guy 6 times and he kept fighting, so they like him and let him eat there.
Surely make it into a ritual where multiple women are spitting in a cup 🥤 but no, he decides to kill them and forcibly extract it from them? Logic at its finest 😂
“We need you to pick some blades of grass.” “Well, I obviously need to find some people who are mowing their lawns, murder them, and take some grass.” “I said nothing about murder.” “Yeah, that’ll work. Yeah.”
If you can convince women to give you $300 and go with you to a second location and let you bury them, you can convince them to spit in a jar. That shaman really didn't think this through.
I actually live in the town in Montana where the Wayne Nance murders happened and the couple that survived came to my sociology and criminology class and gave a presentation I can honestly say after hearing them say it with their own words it is a miracle that they survived
Doug got hit multiple times at the point where he should be dead but when wane got shot once he literally just dropped his "badass" act Anyways moral of the story: Doug is the reason the term badass exists
@@dougthedev9641 😂 If Doug was beaten x amount of times in the head and stabbed once, and still got up and killed his attacker, how many times could x theoretically be?
That last guy was a fucking beast. Every husband would absolutely try and do that for their wife but knowing he pulled it off is truly spectacular. It goes to show you don’t realize how far you’re willing to go to save someone you love
@@ivechang6720 what in the sweet fuck are you babbling about? Everything you just said has literally nothing to do with my comment. All I said was this guy was awesome for taking all that abuse and still finding a way to save the woman he loves you fruit loop
Here in Ireland a few years ago an American tourist was being groped by an Irish guy in broad daylight on a busy street. The man walking behind her was mad as hell and went to intervene but before he reached her, she had that scumbag flat on his back and his nose bleeding like crazy!!! Turned out she was an MMA fighter!!
there is one he has,, sorry I can't recall which upload,,or even her name but her husband hired a man to kill her and she ended up beating her attacker to death with her bare hands!! def would love to see many more of these type stories
Imagine the shock of the intruder seeing a man you beat up and stabbed coming at you with the wrath of a thousand suns. Good on Doug for being an absolute tank
The human body can be amazingly resilient when adrenaline is pumping. It also helps to have a solid will to live and a burning love for someone who needs rescue.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Also, really lucky. The head injury, yes, that's adrenaline working out. The chest, I bet the killer missed his vital organs by inches. If it hits the heart, no amount of adrenaline can make him stand again. Also, three shots, 2 missed and one hits the leg, no problem for a full adrenaline guy. But still, Doug is a beast.
Doug is possessed of a fierce will to live and a profoundly deep and abiding sense of duty, commitment and love towards his wife. His explosive outrage and the payback were awesome to hear about. Great story
I have never found a single one and I've seen almost every video lmfao. I'm blind or retarded or something. I forget everytime he starts talking and I've never "accidentally" seen one either. I think it's a trick to drive up views by getting some young viewers to rewatch 2,3,4 times. Just read the comments. Great trick though lol. Mr. Ballen on some big brain ish lmao.
With an 8 inch blade having gone completely into his chest, Doug must have had one collapsed lung. To still overpower his assailant after that is incredible!
@@kuyakaru9557 he's right tho. Politics is a part of life and doug the legal fire arm owner wouldnt be here today if Democrats got their wish on every gun policy they have pushed to infringe on American's rights
The fact Doug was able to push through the injury , and pain never making a sound, and surviving to defend himself, and wife. On top of the fact, Wayne survived til the next day is amazing! The resilience of the human, when paired with a determined mind IS REMARKABLE!
When men were men. Today’s man; I have a hang nail, call 911. I wonder if the doctor for Wayne was thinking, “I could just shut off the machinery and O2 for a few minutes on this guy.”
That last story had me clutching my pearls. Doug made up for his gullibility by taking down the very serial killer that tried to murder him and his wife.
Yea like that pregnant women who survived and even gave birth after being attack by the Axeman. And yes the killer was nicknamed Axeman of New Orleans.
As soon as you mentioned sugar cane field in Indonesia, i immediately KNEW what it was going to be. Strange that Suradji thought about killing them when he could have done the whole shamen schtick and somehow get the saliva that way. Not that it would make it any less disturbing.
The really messed up part was that if he just asked these women to drool into a cup as a part of a non-lethal bs magic ritual, they all would have happily done so and still paid.
@@aubrey5577 Wouldn't it have been crazy if they tried to execute him but couldn't, because he managed to get 70 women's drool consumed beforehand? There def would have been a spike in drool drinking afterward, pioneered by everybody in attendance to the execution.
@@AJ-yj7fl Yeah he may have just wanted to test it out. So turn himself in and await execution, that's why he killed the women instead of just collecting their drool.
15:25 "And at some point, Wayne drops the gun, because he's getting viciously beaten by Doug, and so Doug picks up the gun and fires the remaining rounds into Wayne's head." Good idea!
While Dougs badassery is the main event in that story can we talk about how the fuck Wayne survived getting shot in the head multiple times, shot in the stomach, having his head beaten in by the stock of a gun so badly it broke and Doug all until the next day?
@@grandma650 glad he survived a bit, bet he punished like hell for that one day, it probably felt like an eternity. hopefully the good doctors didnt drug him up too good.
Doug is the man every male should inspire to be. Doug is also the husband every woman dreams of, one that will LITERALLY walk through the gates of hell for the one he loves. God I love it when the good guys win.
Anime version: Doug: so this is it huh? I’m sorry I couldn’t save you honey…. I was too weak!” *memories of his life with his wife begin to flash through his head* *dougs eyes flash open, glowing a crimson red with hate and anger in them and he releases himself from his bondage and grabs his weapon* Doug: *cocks his gun* It’s time to nut up or shut up
Hell yeah i away wonder about if something like this would ever happen Like a killer mess with the wrong person Or was just unlucky and get his ass handed to him
14:54 a thumbs up at the bottom of the screen !!
Wow that was an obvious one
Nice
dammit i missed it :( gg u beat me
Your comment is edited, it means you cheated lol
@@Rocky-fh9wb aww is someone I bitty bit salty
Wayne: I'm a serial killer.
Doug: I'm a serial killer killer.
👍🔥
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Joker: I’m A CEREAL KILLER
So his real name is Dexter🤭
nah he is a dude that wasnt gonna be a victim get ur facts straight ya wit.
My mother is 75 yrs old and has to use captions when she watches TV. I played a few of your videos for her and she liked the content and that she didn't need captions because you speak clearly and distinctly 🙂. Thank you for that and thank you for your service.
Robin, give your mother a hug. I care for my parents and hugs are the best part of my day. 💜😊
@@AimeeAimee444 ❤❤❤
Very cute comment
I recommend him to my students, who are English-language learners.
I never thought of how clearly he speaks! So I can probably show the stories I like to my mom instead of telling them terribly, she understands english but has a hard time processing too much information.
Doug is the literal definition of “I’m built different.”
he had to make up for it since he's too stupid to see the danger in plain sight lol.
@Gem Rose Greetings, well apparently slain serial killer Wayne got what he deserved. He died by Doug's hand.
He's the chosen one
Everyone be praising doug here but you're comment does it best 😂😂😂
Main character
Cheers to Doug for having some fierce plot armour
he didn't have plot armor because usually the protagonists in all mrballen stories die. he had sheer balls and will power
@@bm-ub6zc
Dang you're right
Bro that's the true power of adrenaline
Doug is the definition of "fuck around and find out". So glad he lived.
WORD.
The man is a tank haha
Yup. Hes what dmx was rapping about when he said "bring the noise! And you BETTER come with ni&&@$ you don't give a f
❤
No kidding. Not only that but he merc’d a serial killer. Doug is a legend.
In all of these stories, that’s something we never get to hear: that the serial killer finally meets his match. Doug’s story was so damn satisfying! Not only did he save his own family, but he also saved countless other families from future horrific encounters!
You'll find one of these has a story about an old woman, a nurse. Look forward to that one.
All of these are so incredibly interesting and entertaining. ☯️🤍
Definition of a hero... Doug.
And it was thanks to his firearm. On non-fiscal matters, I tend to lean slightly left of center, but on the matter of firearms, it is clear that they can and do save lives. Like all tools, they can also cost lives if in the hands of the untrained or unhinged.
and got brutal justice for the previous victims.
I want Doug on my apocalypse team.
Yup
This man embodies the Mosin mantra well. Shoot. When out, you have a club. Mad respect.
I'll take cody lundin
He's the definition of I'm not trapped in here with you your trapped in here with me
@@cornfarts dual survivor represent 🥶
The last story was friggin’ wild. “Doug’s unfazed, he doesn’t care” good find, Mr.Ballen
ahaha right?!
Doug is so tough, he even made it alive out of a Mr. Ballen story. Now that's just plain scary.
🤣🤣🤣
HAHA! Well said!
I want him on my team for life.
@@PureDamageYT ....but he made it out alive of the situation he was in. Everyone dies eventually. That's not what this person was saying.
@@PureDamageYT Lol...No..it was the attacker who died, Wayne Nance.
Doug is the grandpa that every child needs this day and age.
Is it possible to give this more then one like? 🤔
Not only was this statement 100% accurate....but I will raise you Brandon.
Our man here, is the Bob Ross of murder mystery and story telling! Silky smooth!!
@@purpskipiff6296 thank you Sir. I appreciate that. And yeah he can spin one hell of a yarn that is fo sho. I am hooked.
Cringe
More like Uncle. Unless your parents had parents who were only 13, and then had babies at 13. So the grandpa is like 30 lol
Great grandpa be 30
Yeah my paw paw was a badass also
Doug turned the stock of his rifle into a L and told Wayne to take it.
This is my favorite comment ever on a TH-cam video. This deserves waaay more likes.
🤣🤣🤣
Fucking perfect. Bravo 👏🏼
oof
YOOOOO
dougs story is so damn satisfying. remember kids: co-workers are not automatically your friends, even if you get along with them.
Agree. It's better to just consider co-workers as your acquintances
Pretty sure that was just his ‘backstory’ to trick Doug into letting him inside. I’m surprised it worked
doug is such a badass. completely unfazed by a deep stab in the chest, several head injuries, and a shot to the leg. then he continued to mercilessly beat his attacker until he died. what a boss.
Thanks for ruining the story
@@ilikeknafs9563 maybe dont scroll through comments before watching a video? comments are left for after a video or discussion, did your teacher teach you anything?
@@timothyhales7104 This ^
@E M exactly, the only one people should comment on before watching, is a music video, or a video yet to go live.
@@ilikeknafs9563 why read the spoilers and then complain, or was that dripping with sarcasm?
doug's story was the story i feel like i needed after so many gruesome endings
Tell me ab9ut it totally gruesome got semen on my demon àñd chair and is ceiling fan and you should see my puppy oh my God poor little guy he spends a lot of time cleaning his balls and shine so nice he's so mad at me
Agree!
"...because Doug was actually a *gunsmith*" was one of the most satisfying lines I have heard.
Doug is a badass mtf
Doug’s got that dawg in him
Finally finally finally, a story of a serial killer picking the wrong house. Of all the stories I've heard, I've wondered how these guys roll the dice & never crap out. I finally hit, with Doug's story.
Serial killer that’s about to experiences death. From what I read, Wayne was frighten and was in a nervous panic when doug continued chasing him, even with his injuries, Wayne is almost witnessing a unstoppable monster
Actually most serial killers are not stopped by police but by picking the wrong victims. A guy in the 1950s who they believed had killed dozens dating back to the 1930s was killed simply walking up to the wrong door. Failed to realize the girl he had picked had a dad with bad PTSD from WW2 he knocked on the door and dad shot through the door.
Doug is a badass!! That was one hell of a real life movie
agreed
Damn, someone should make it into a movie
I would watch that movie. It would be interesting to see them do it from two points of view the killers point of view as he starts his day and the couples point of view as they start the day and how we know they're going to wind up together at that house at that moment!
But imagine the surprise there's so many viewers would be shocked with the way it ends!
Go Doug!
Yes
lifetime move for sure
Doug not only saved his and his wife's life, but any other future victims lives too. What a badass! 🥰
Agreed! But can you believe this - in the UK, you cannot attack someone invading your home, or defend yourself. Doug would be sent to jail for assault and murder.
@@J3diMindTrix I understand where they are going with that law, but you'd think a country more renowned for castles would have some kind of doctrine like the US, which has fewer legitimate castles but more doctrine 😁
America.
And got revenge for the dead
yeah thats cool but are we just gonna ignore the fact he took 3 fucking shots to the head without dying my dudes a fucking anime protaganist
There is no explanation for Doug’s survival except that he’s the main character of his own story and thus has plot armor
Naw he just have the skill berserker and put all his stats in hp regen and resistance
His plot armor is protecting his wife
you’d be SURPRISED. people have suffered worse than doug. but i support this theory
Facts 🤣
@Mr Gadsden Hur Dur muh guuur duuh.
"and his wife, who had no idea that he was a mass murderer, just immediately went along with it". That's why I love your stories, Mr. Ballen! lol.
Anyone would be lucky to have a wife like that. I mean, that's fucked up, but imagine a woman so devoted to her husband she just goes "yeah, I'll be an accomplice to your murder"
@@rwbyab7423 No thanks to that. I want my wife to keep me honest. Not one that just goes along with that. Both were pretty fucked up so maybe they were just a match made in hell at the end of the day?
She thought that if she went along he would just rob them and go. She didn’t think he was there to murder them.
@@mellyr701did you watch the 2nd story? 😂
Wayne was pointing a gun at her when he told her what to do.
Suradji wanted to be immortal, but Doug turned out to be the immortal one.
You were supposed to destroy the sith not join them
Doug the immortal
Coming to cinemas near you
Matthew Longworth lmao
Fax
😂
Doug in hospital: _"If you think this is bad you should of seen the other guy"_
you should HAVE seen the other guy.
@@lovingmayberry2000 Nice.
@@lovingmayberry2000 You should have seen the other guy.
If you’re so concerned about someone’s grammar, capitalize the first letter of your sentence.
@@amandaplease7430 nice
Should of 😂😂😂😂.
Doug is a fucking legend. Imagine the absolute anger he had when he recovered from getting stabbed in the basement, that was a man on a fucking mission.
like Mel Gibson Payback
Forreal tho that adrenaline was on his side bruh! ... Lol no bullets where stopping this man shiiii is crazy AF
Doug was pissed and nothing was stopping him from exacting revenge.
especially since he was hearing the cries of his wife getting violently s*xually assaulted in his bedroom, he was ready to kill. good man!
@@weewooweewoo906 He didn't say anything about sexual assault, he just said assault.
When you said he was unphased and starting bashing him in the head, I almost cheered! Thanks for saving the one that had a happy ending for last!
I honestly started laughing at that point 😭😂
Doug is one of those rare few men who can muster the sheer raw might to overcome critical injury and rain fiery vengeance on those who would harm him and the ones he loved. Certainly the kind of man to earn a Medal of Honor had he become a soldier. Too goddamn angry to die.
too goddamn angry to die 😂
Doom Slayer and Kratos: So, there's another?
@@idiotic2840 great comment lol got a chuckle out of me.
doug is literally every anime protagonist that has ever existed
Hahaha that reminds me of... I haven't got time to bleed...
Your line needs to be in an Arnie movie too 😂
The last story had the most satisfying ending of any story I've ever heard. Doug stayed in the fight like a champ. I definitely wouldn't have let the guy in the house tho.
Yeah. That story about spending the whole night watching your house would creep me our and put me on guard.
His wife better stick with him. He's a keeper.
"I seen something potentially life-threatening so I fell asleep and didn't call the cops. Hey, let's go be alone together somewhere dark and secluded"
🦸♂️
At least ask your wife if the guy actually works with her and get some facts straight before you do anything!!
Yeah I wouldn’t let him in either, but I know the older generations were more trusting of strangers
cant believe how doug manages to went up stairs with both hands on his riffle considering the massive set of balls weighing him down all those times
Dang. So many great comments, but you win.
bruh💀
🤣🤣🤣
😂 lol
HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHA
That last one, wow! I'm glad they survived!
*doug starts walking up the stairs*
Wayne: “why do I hear boss music”
*rip and tear begins to play*
Mario 1 Panic Music
Duhduhduhduhduh
More like the doom soundtrack
The Book of Truth
When things were at their very worst:
2 Suns, Cross in the sky, 2 comets will collide = don`t be afraid - repent, accept Lord`s Hand of Mercy.
Scientists will say it was a global illusion.
Beware - Jesus will never walk in flesh again.
After WW3 - rise of the “ man of peace“ from the East = Antichrist - the most powerful, popular, charismatic and influential leader of all time. Many miracles will be attributed to him. He will imitate Jesus in every conceivable way.
Don`t trust „pope“ Francis = the False Prophet
- will seem to rise from the dead
- will unite all Christian Churches and all Religions as one.
One World Religion = the seat of the Antichrist.
Benedict XVI is the last true pope - will be accused of a crime of which he is totally innocent.
"Arab uprising will spark global unrest - Italy will trigger fall out"
"The time for the schism in the Church is almost here and you must get prepared now"
@@michagabo8819 wtf is that
Doug really took that "what doesn't kill me, makes me stronger" motto to heart.
He took the motto and the knife to the heart
He was much more of a "What doesn't kill me, better run. Cause now I'm pissed."
"Don't mess with Doug" is the most satisfying ending to a story I've ever heard. They need to make that story into a movie.
Absolute - 🥰
there are so many stories on this channel that could be good concepts for a movie or a game
Mr.Ballen stories and like falling into a treasure trove! Hahaha funny and true
@@mili42069 I’m currently making a very big game and mr ballens stories are very great inspirations. Doing it solo tho so it might take me 6 years 😅
Doug and the nurse who killed her husbands hitman are the best. Justice to the the max!
Hi Mr. Ballin, I just want to tell you that I am a mobile drug screen collector for the department of child services and I’m in my car for upwards of 12 to 13 hours 6 to 7 days a week and I appreciate your stories so much they keep me sane the job I do is emotionally draining so it gives me something to focus on. I think you’re a fantastic storyteller. Please do not stop anytime soon I will go CRAZY!!!!
You sound like the kind of person that I call the "real heroes" among us. Please stay safe as you help to protect children.
We're really thankful of your service, always stay safe and healthy, god bless you ❤
Doug's a legend. Get's beaten, stabbed, Shot, and still manages to beat the living crap out of wayne.
He is. But if I were that wife and not tied up, I would have grabbed that pistol the second Wayne left the room and offed Wayne myself, the no good SOB.
He is my hero !
@JULIA STENZEL adrenaline man can do some miracle shit and combined with a man with such a strong mentality as his is scary.
Can we all take a moment of silence for that hard man Doug, what a legend
I'd rather scream it from the roof-tops, but that's just me XD
I love a happy ending
Doug was a dummy when you seen a man sitting in the RV outside of your house you should have went and got your gun and greeted him at the damn door or at the least call the cops you just don't let some stranger sit in your parking lot and then go to sleep then invite him into your house because he says he works with your wife
@@Utriedit215 If you'd do that, and the person wants to kill you. You are dead before you even get to the door fool.
Better setting up an ambush, where you are allowed to shoot the suspect, IN YOUR PROPERTY.
@@vipr1142 Yeah, but wasnt the killer already on his property (lawn)? Although, I don't fully blame him for letting his guard down cause the guy actually worked with his wife. He should've first confirmed with her though and you should never invite a stranger in your house in the first place. That's like a basic rule you learn as a kid.
Doug is the embodiment of the saying "you should've seen the other guy..."
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😄😄😄
🤣 underrated comment 😭
Most gangstershit I've ever heard what a legend 😂
Seriously, that is one of the best comebacks I’ve heard in a long time. Kudos! 🤣
If only every serial killer came to the same end as Wayne. Being shot and then beaten to death by their victim. Doug is a hero and an absolute badass
Hearing the stories of an attacker getting absolutely destroyed by a victim is just top notch.
that last story was amazing, he knew his wife was in trouble to the point he ignored every bit of pain to beat the man to death, the fact this man basically went from badasss and angry to even more angry and badass because of his wife being involved is amazing
What we’ll do for those we deeply love. Doug sure loved his wife!
What happened is that man resigned himself to death; he considered himself dead for her sake. So he treated his body as disposable, and became the only thing left he could be as well as the only thing that she needed: a dying savior.
@@WhitePikminPro His worst injury was the blow to the back of his head. A bullet to the leg won’t phase most people when they have adrenaline in them and a knife wound through a lung would stop someone after a few minutes which he was in the hospital by that point
@@snakevenom4954 I've had a punctured lung and concussion from a climbing accident. I was absolutely no good or use for anything. Doug must of been running on pure adrenaline, rage and love for his wife. Well done Doug.👍
"Doug was unfazed, he got shot in the leg, the other 2 missed, he didn't care!" Had me cracking up! Way to go Doug!
The way he describes the action making it come to life as if you are watch it live.
Doug was too angry to die 😂
@@Sa3Y0 thats absolutely the truth! That adrenaline was rushing thru his system. He had to protect his family and homestead
Before the police arrived, Doug and his wife had a quick tryst. Upon arriving at the hospital, Doug told the doctor to "just give me some gauze.."
Yeah all praise Doug’s ‘John Wick’ style adrenaline induced rage that saved his wife and himself! 💥💥 💥 💥 🔫
Dug is the perfect example of what everyone should do when someone breaks into their home.
The dumbass invited him in
What are you an agent of? Stupidity?
mf literally let him in the home
Let them inside?
@@unbrroken4810 And get beaten, stabbed, and shot by them? Yeah I think I'd rather not follow ol' Doug's strategy. Fair play to the guy for soldiering through all that and putting the guy down though, what a unit.
“And Doug found it very hard to climb the stairs, due to the weight of his stainless steel testicles..”
Titanium friend. They are titanium.
😂😂👏👏
“And Doug found it hard to keep focus knowing that the complete American culture was on his back”
Great comment👍😆😆😆
Lol!!!!! yes, yea that man has one hell of a backbone. You would have to in order to carry around a set like he’s got on him! Lol
Wayne: Hello? Um...where am I?
Lucifer: Oh, you're the shmuck who messed with Doug, aren't you?
😂😂
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Right?!?! 😂😂😂😂😂
In Tom Ellis voice.
Read that in Tom Ellis voice
Imagine being so badly wounded and hearing the screams with the rifle in hands and then the gratification in overpowering his injuries and aggressor to save his wife’s life and his own life... badass -just badass
I live in Missoula Mt, Wayne nance was known as the Missoula mauler. God bless Doud, Wayne got what he had coming.
Oh shit me too. I didn't know this was in Missoula. I just heard "western Montana" so maybe I just missed when he said this took place in missoula but that's crazy. Kinda wanna research this now but like I also don't know if I really wanna know that much more about a serial killer who used to roam these parts😅
Montana has some of the wildest stuff going on behind-the-scenes, I always hear about it
My heart literally smiled for Doug. He ate that bullet like a champ as well as the earlier beating. His will to survive and protect his wife outweighed this serial killer. Doug had cereal that night for dinner!
The heart of Marv from sin city!
He ate a bullet to the leg, a metal pipe to the back of the head, being stabbed in the chest, brutally beaten, tied up, and was likely hemorrhaging blood. My man beat this POS to death like it was nothing. Adrenaline is a crazy thing
He definitely eat his Wheaties 🥹
A bowl of nails, without any milk
I’m so glad that Doug’s story had a good ending (all things considered). Wayne totally had what he got coming, it was just a matter of messing with the wrong people.
The shame is the amberlamps took him(wayne) to the hospital.... They shouldve dumped him in a ditch.
@@mog4993 sadly they can’t legally do that.
@@nightstalkers_revenge1850 makes you wish we could just treat these animals like animals. Glad Doug put down the sicko.
@@mog4993 he suffered longer in the hospital
@@jakoblongbine2987 fr i mean he rambo’ed him tho so its all good.
Wayne: He's dead
Doug: Anything is possible with family
Leave it at 69
@@isaiah_cordero2703 ok
XD
Family ya domnic torreto 😂
you didn't xD
Someone seriously needs to make a movie about the doug story bruh
Let There Be Blood :D
Doug really said: ”Tis but a scratch.”
I love this 😂😂😂👏👏
Max Z.... Monty Python!!! The black knight... Funny!
I'm amazed Doug made it all the way up the stairs before Wayne heard him. I would have thought the clanging of his brass balls would have woken the neighbors up too lol
I bet there was a moment where Wayne was like "No... it can't be......"
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No fucking kidding !! Doug went Beast Mode & arranged a meeting with the attacker and his God ....
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😂😂😂😂
Somehow Doug was the immortal the shaman could never be.
good one
You won!
@The Dark Side I think you win. Lol
Wayne: "if it bleeds I can kill it."
Doug: "Not today asshole."
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One of the craziest stories I’ve ever heard! Man got beaten stabbed and shot but still had the guts to beat the fuck out of the intruder DAMNNN
@@rxvertthief4489 I know right
@@rxvertthief4489 and live to tell the story.
Doug” well I don’t bleed bitch that’s just sweat from kicking your ass”
I get chills every time I hear this first story. It's amazing. The way he handled himself, the way she survived. Oh my goodness
If there‘s a zombie outbreak, I want Doug in my team.
And Nadiya's prayers
Everybody gangsta until Doug become a zombie
There's already a zombie outbreak. They are called liberals
I want Doug, he's a legend, me and my boyfriend Joel and my parents. My parents taught me about guns and fighting since I was 4. My birth father taught me how to use a revolver at 4, a shotgun at 8 and an AK-47 at 11. I'd also hang the Barbies my preppy cousin's gave me, and I'd shoot them one by one in the head lol my other family thought I was crazy lol. I've beaten down men much bigger than me (I'm 5'4" and 120 lbs), protected my boyfriend from a angry, aggressive man. I pulled out my foot long blade and said, "You don't leave now, I'll shove this right up your fucking ass. He left LOL 😂 I love being a badass female.
But yeah, Doug is a badass and a damn legend. He will go on in history.
I imagine the Shaman could have just asked the women to suck on a sour candy, spit in a cup for him for 5 cents, and then drank it. Seems like he took the long road instead.
I too wonder what was going on inside his mind when he was thinking of ways to get the saliva. Also the people who got tricked too - he promises eternal beauty and riches, if he can actually do that he would have no need for your money. Also him or his wife would be a dead give away as i dont believe they would be that promised 'beauty' themselves.
I imagine it wasn't just about getting the saliva, but about covering up his charlatanism. If people come to him for riches and they don't get rich then they'd tell others and others wouldn't bother seeking his services.
@@WayToVibe it's not like the women he killed were publicizing his services
If he was that smart, he wont follow his dream in the first place
He could have also just said he was a shamen and offered good luck rituals and part of the ritual would be the collection of saliva. Obviously, the dude wasn't the brightest.
Ya don’t tug on Superman’s cape, ya spit into the wind, ya don’t pull the mask off that old Lone Ranger and ya don’t mess around with DOUG!
Wayne: Stabs Doug in his chest
Doug: Call an ambulance!!
Also Doug: But not for me
Hahaha that’s a badass line!
I NEED THIS IN MEME FORM
@@missymagg196 memenade plz add this
Perfect response with this
Meme
Wayne: tries to kill Doug
Doug: *no u*
Doug is an amazing badass! I doubt he ever turned his back to anyone ever again. So glad he and his wife survived. There really should be statues of Doug everywhere.
Plot twist... doug drank the women’s siliva and he was actually immortal
😂 😂 lol
@@itsmekaido1056 Good one.
And they should all be made of iron.. like doug.
@@mikimiyazaki Doug was a man who was not going to die on another mans schedule.
Mr Ballen, I am dealing with a lot right now. My dad died and was buried year before last.. Now My mom is fighting cancer. I wanted you to know how much joy and escape your stories give me. Thank you so much.
Sending much love
Praying for you. Loss in large quantities is never good. What’s your name?
"Listening stories about mass murderers and gore makes me feel better"
@@yahya2920 it’s something about how he tells the stories. He just pulls you in with his style of storytelling
Prayers for you
(The 2nd story) I'll never understand how someone can just go get a female and somehow it makes an eerie or sketchy situation safer to the person in danger. Like "Oh I thought this man was gonna kill me, but then he brought out his girlfriend so I'm safe now." Like WHAT? Women can be EVIL too they're not all just angels folks.
You don't spit into the wind... You don't step on Supermans cape...You don't pull the mask off the Ol' Lone Ranger...And you don't wanna mess with...Doug!!!
Get it Jim croche (sp) .....do...do do do ..Dee do da do do do....🎶 great song from when I was young in the 70's ✌
Hell Yeah!
except that now Joe Biden wants to take Dougs gun off him because the defunded police will sort it out in an hour or so when they get there...and lord help the police if they have to defend Doud or his wife...the County will pay out millions to the attacker and the policeman will do hard time.... "kids have been having knife fights forever and we should just let themselves sort themselves out" - some democrat idiot 3-4 days ago
That was the first thing I thought of when I saw the title hahah
Doug gets 6 points for surviving his initial wounds, 6 points for killing Wayne (plus an extra point for the gutshot, plus an extra point for beating him as viciously as possible, plus an extra point for taking a bullet in the leg while ignoring 2 misses and then continuing anyway), and 6 points for saving his wife. Doug: 21, Psycho Serial Killer: 0.
Wait,,,,,,, Ain't you dead yet???
And 50 points to Gryffindor!! (But seriously... Doug is the man!!)
Don’t know how the point system came to fruition but I nearly choked to death on my laugh.well played😂
minus 7 points for letting a stranger in the house
My dad used to work at a biker hangout in a rough neighborhood. There was a regular vanilla guy who would get breakfast there every morning. Eventually my dad asked why the bikers (they weren't the nice type) let him eat there. Apparently they had tried to kick him out and a big fight began. They shot the guy 6 times and he kept fighting, so they like him and let him eat there.
I feel like having the ability to make a person dig their own graves, means you could probably convince them to spit in a cup, quite effortlessly.
That’s what I’m saying lmao he clearly wanted to kill .
Surely make it into a ritual where multiple women are spitting in a cup 🥤 but no, he decides to kill them and forcibly extract it from them? Logic at its finest 😂
Well he was nuts. So rational thought doesn't apply. He was acting on a dream vision from his dead dad, after all.
“We need you to pick some blades of grass.”
“Well, I obviously need to find some people who are mowing their lawns, murder them, and take some grass.”
“I said nothing about murder.”
“Yeah, that’ll work. Yeah.”
Yah....wasn't a man of many viable soltions XD ..... and too bad about execution and reincarnation.
I listened to Doug's story 3x just to make sure I heard every detail correctly. Magnificent!!!!
If you can convince women to give you $300 and go with you to a second location and let you bury them, you can convince them to spit in a jar. That shaman really didn't think this through.
Yo that’s what I was thinking too. Like wtf there was no need to kill them.
He took the long way to get there.
Yeh how can he killed so many woman like that because peoples are stupid they still believed in some magic power shit
There's a John Mulaney joke in here somewhere but I've gotta go make spaghetti carbonara.
I thought the same
I actually live in the town in Montana where the Wayne Nance murders happened and the couple that survived came to my sociology and criminology class and gave a presentation I can honestly say after hearing them say it with their own words it is a miracle that they survived
o dang be careful
@@ragingwithbecky4571 - re: "o dang be careful" = What sort of irrelevant comment is that ?!? Be careful ... of what ???
@@warriormanmaxx8991 I meant it as be carful out side cuz they live near the crime and I don’t want them to get murdered or worse
@@ragingwithbecky4571 Wayne is dead and they have Doug. I think they'll be ok.
@@ChrisForstner I hope so
Doug got hit multiple times at the point where he should be dead but when wane got shot once he literally just dropped his "badass" act
Anyways moral of the story: Doug is the reason the term badass exists
This is like when your name is in the math problem
Fun fact: Doug spelt backwards spells out savage
@@dougthedev9641 😂
If Doug was beaten x amount of times in the head and stabbed once, and still got up and killed his attacker, how many times could x theoretically be?
The way you speak with your hands is the most soothing thing for my adhd I can follow what you say
That last guy was a fucking beast. Every husband would absolutely try and do that for their wife but knowing he pulled it off is truly spectacular. It goes to show you don’t realize how far you’re willing to go to save someone you love
@@ivechang6720 ?
@@ivechang6720 ?
@@ivechang6720 what in the sweet fuck are you babbling about? Everything you just said has literally nothing to do with my comment. All I said was this guy was awesome for taking all that abuse and still finding a way to save the woman he loves you fruit loop
@@danielsullivan7740 lol
@@ivechang6720 how in the actual frick is having kids extremely dangerous
Bro, the amount of adrenaline and endorphins Doug had in his body must have been enormous.
Most importantly testosterone.
I'm surprised he managed to get up those stairs with those massive balls weighing him down.
@@informitas0117 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Also the love for his wife must be pretty strong. Some men have abandoned their wive-lovers in a life and death sitch.
@@informitas0117 LMAOOO!!!
Doug is an absolute BEAST! And a Hero of a man!! So grateful he and Diane were able to recover
Wayne: How are you still able to fight me
Doug: I just fought death, and he was a lot tougher than you are
Damn!☠☠🤣🤣
Wayne: stabs doug
Doug: this isn't even my final form
time to go Super Doug!
Doug wouldn't just beat Goku, Doug would wipe the floor with him.
We need more of, “When messing with the wrong” type of stories.
Definitely!!!
Here in Ireland a few years ago an American tourist was being groped by an Irish guy in broad daylight on a busy street. The man walking behind her was mad as hell and went to intervene but before he reached her, she had that scumbag flat on his back and his nose bleeding like crazy!!! Turned out she was an MMA fighter!!
ditto that!
YES YES YES. WE NEED MORE STORIES LIKE DOUG'S
there is one he has,, sorry I can't recall which upload,,or even her name but her husband hired a man to kill her and she ended up beating her attacker to death with her bare hands!! def would love to see many more of these type stories
It's a perfect day for the strange dark and unusual delivered in story format
husbands everywhere have to live up to doug's standard. i hope he and kristin lived long lives free of trauma and full of love
I hear Kristin left Doug a month later and hooked up with Wayne's twin brother.
@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 😂❤
Amen!🙌
@@bachelorchownowwithflavor3712 No way! 🤹🎭
Will be soon..thank you
Imagine the shock of the intruder seeing a man you beat up and stabbed coming at you with the wrath of a thousand suns. Good on Doug for being an absolute tank
The human body can be amazingly resilient when adrenaline is pumping. It also helps to have a solid will to live and a burning love for someone who needs rescue.
Wrath.
@@NotSoCrazyNinja Also, really lucky. The head injury, yes, that's adrenaline working out. The chest, I bet the killer missed his vital organs by inches. If it hits the heart, no amount of adrenaline can make him stand again. Also, three shots, 2 missed and one hits the leg, no problem for a full adrenaline guy. But still, Doug is a beast.
Y'all ever read the article 'man literally too angry to die' well, guess we found out Doug was reborn into that dude
Chancellor Doug is a Sith Lord
Doug is possessed of a fierce will to live and a profoundly deep and abiding sense of duty, commitment and love towards his wife. His explosive outrage and the payback were awesome to hear about. Great story
Ikr, hope Wayne is rotting in hell
Yep that was badass!
@@WaldropYTC Rotting? Don't you mean burning? The POS.
@@stoiccrane4259 oops yes that sounds more painful
imagine sleeping on a boat and waking up on another boat without anyone touching you or the bed. Crazy
And a broken arm
I'm confused.... was that a story in this video?
@@aaronsowards4394 ye
She must have got knocked out. How do you sleep through that 😅
I honestly don't know how people find the hidden secrets in these stories, i am ALWAYS completely enthralled by this master story teller.
Same!! I forget about the secret once the story starts!! 😳
I listen to these while I'm laying bed every night. I never see the screen 🤣
@@thembishop same I listen to him very night, not the smartest choice but it’s mr ballen so I can’t say no to that!
I have never found a single one and I've seen almost every video lmfao. I'm blind or retarded or something. I forget everytime he starts talking and I've never "accidentally" seen one either. I think it's a trick to drive up views by getting some young viewers to rewatch 2,3,4 times. Just read the comments. Great trick though lol. Mr. Ballen on some big brain ish lmao.
😂 same
Doug is a machine,and he did the world a big favour,I'm glad this horror story had a somewhat good end.
With an 8 inch blade having gone completely into his chest, Doug must have had one collapsed lung. To still overpower his assailant after that is incredible!
no im pretty sure thats impossible it must have went right in between the lungs
@@LR-vw8yu lungs are huge. Missing them and the heart and arteries with a knife that size is nearly impossible....one punctured lung is manageable tho
@@LR-vw8yu you do realize what's between your lungs right? Your heart... I'd say a punctured lung is alot more plausible than a punctured heart.
@@DeagleGamesTV no i didnt realise that the heart extended from the troath to the belly wow thanks we learn new things everyday
@@DeagleGamesTV there's a gap underneath the heart, it doesn't extend the whole way...
Can we take a minute to appreciate Doug in all his bad ass glory?!
Until the Democrats take that gun off him...then he goes down in round one...
@@jimofaotearoa3636 SHUT THE FU- sorry I meant could you please get you political BS out of here
He deserves an award for being a bad ass!
Doug the second the pipe connects with his head: this guys brain is about to become one with my rifle
@@kuyakaru9557 he's right tho. Politics is a part of life and doug the legal fire arm owner wouldnt be here today if Democrats got their wish on every gun policy they have pushed to infringe on American's rights
The fact Doug was able to push through the injury , and pain never making a sound, and surviving to defend himself, and wife. On top of the fact, Wayne survived til the next day is amazing! The resilience of the human, when paired with a determined mind IS REMARKABLE!
@sleepy devil a joke im assuming
When men were men. Today’s man; I have a hang nail, call 911.
I wonder if the doctor for Wayne was thinking, “I could just shut off the machinery and O2 for a few minutes on this guy.”
Adrenaline is amazing. You often barely feel some pretty bad stuff until you start bleeding out.
Cause it’s a fake story
@@syn4057 here we see a braindead boomer in their natural habitat
That last story had me clutching my pearls.
Doug made up for his gullibility by taking down the very serial killer that tried to murder him and his wife.
We need more hero stories like Doug's. Do a whole playlist of them!
Totally agree! Restores some hope in this scary world!
Doug and Susan from Part 5 would be a great double header episode to start the list.
@@ordinarynocturne Susan rocked too!!!
I literally cheered when Doug shot and beat his attacker. So very satisfying.
It was so elated I had a cataplectic attack.
Go Doug! he must have had a huge adrenaline rush. Not in my house u don't!!!
Amen
I live in the same town where this happened. A whole video should be about Wayne Nance. The things he did was crazy!
I got excited when he was not dead and totally destroyed his attacker. Nest possible outcome.
Doug is a real life Tarantino character. Seriously, we need more Susan's and Doug's in life.
Susan and Doug are the baddest mofos out there, I'd want them on my apocalypse team
He’s got that anime protagonist energy.
Whos susan?
@@alexglau7473 A nurse who killed an assassin hired by her husband, he tells that story in a different video
@@januszkurahenowski2860 if you have any guess what the title is please let us know
Doug the stud. Respect for his absolute tenacity towards protecting his family.
Last story......is pretty much a legendary event. Serial killer met someone harder than he could ever imagine. Boss level.
I love it when serial killers find The One; that wouldn't die.
Yea like that pregnant women who survived and even gave birth after being attack by the Axeman. And yes the killer was nicknamed Axeman of New Orleans.
Doug he's a man that every child wants to grow up to be
Even the girls.😌👍
The girls wanna be Doug, the boys wanna be Doug - Peaches
As soon as you mentioned sugar cane field in Indonesia, i immediately KNEW what it was going to be.
Strange that Suradji thought about killing them when he could have done the whole shamen schtick and somehow get the saliva that way. Not that it would make it any less disturbing.
The really messed up part was that if he just asked these women to drool into a cup as a part of a non-lethal bs magic ritual, they all would have happily done so and still paid.
Well dude was probably not right in the head
@@aubrey5577 Wouldn't it have been crazy if they tried to execute him but couldn't, because he managed to get 70 women's drool consumed beforehand? There def would have been a spike in drool drinking afterward, pioneered by everybody in attendance to the execution.
@@AJ-yj7fl Yeah he may have just wanted to test it out. So turn himself in and await execution, that's why he killed the women instead of just collecting their drool.
15:25 "And at some point, Wayne drops the gun, because he's getting viciously beaten by Doug, and so Doug picks up the gun and fires the remaining rounds into Wayne's head." Good idea!
Imagine you lose a fight with a guy you have stabbed, shot, beaten and restrained beforehand
WHILE holding a frigging gun.
Doug is such a legend.
@@gandalf_thegrey It made me so happy knowing he survived and everything he did against that guy. He's literally the main character in a movie bro
While Dougs badassery is the main event in that story can we talk about how the fuck Wayne survived getting shot in the head multiple times, shot in the stomach, having his head beaten in by the stock of a gun so badly it broke and Doug all until the next day?
@@grandma650 glad he survived a bit, bet he punished like hell for that one day, it probably felt like an eternity. hopefully the good doctors didnt drug him up too good.
So fucking badass. Literally a move Frank Castle would do.
Doug should have a statue. Bro, was epic
I love how Doug understood when there you have to kill, you don't stop until they're graveyard dead or at least brain dead! God bless him & his wife!
He had 1st hand experience.
Wouldnt have mattered if he wasnt a straight animal.
@SoulSyn would love to have you as my zombie killing partner.
Hey your cute . Even cutter with you liking true crime
@@brentonevans2568 Damn bro, why are you so thirsty? This isn't a desert. Get some self respect.
Doug is the man every male should inspire to be. Doug is also the husband every woman dreams of, one that will LITERALLY walk through the gates of hell for the one he loves. God I love it when the good guys win.
Anime version:
Doug: so this is it huh? I’m sorry I couldn’t save you honey…. I was too weak!”
*memories of his life with his wife begin to flash through his head*
*dougs eyes flash open, glowing a crimson red with hate and anger in them and he releases himself from his bondage and grabs his weapon*
Doug: *cocks his gun* It’s time to nut up or shut up
Doug is the hero we need, not the one we deserve.
@@bdawg317 Kurama chakra engaged.
@@robertpaul50n The 9 tailed Doug has appeared. Massive nuts hanging off him destroy the whole leaf village
Doug is a rare specimen. No snowflake shit
Kristen is a blessed woman to be married to Doug. That man has balls of steel.
Hell yeah i away wonder about if something like this would ever happen
Like a killer mess with the wrong person
Or was just unlucky and get his ass handed to him
This is why we need more competent, strong men!! Be like Doug!!
Hell yes he does.
He's the real life Terminator