Best of RiffTrax Frankenstein Island
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 19 ก.ย. 2024
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By the same syphilitic brains that brought you The Wild World of Bat Woman. There is no sense to be made of this turd. Balloons, back-up brains, holograms of John Carradine, and grandma's with extensions and great big racks. This movie is a horrifying nightmare.
John Carradine: "The power, the power, the power, the power..." Mike: "The what now?" I completely lost it at that part. 🤣
THE POWER!
“You out there. Why are you watching this? What’s the hell is wrong with you?” I felt that was directed at me specifically.
"Our story so far: utter madness" is possibly my favorite Rifftrax line of all time... although "Aquaman, the love interest in 'Jane Eyre'" is a close second.
"or Jay Gatsby, the dog Garfield likes to kick off the table."
"You out there! Why the HELL are you WATCHING THIS?! What is WRONG with you?!"
I have to wonder if John Carradine even realized he was in a movie at this point. This is the same guy who played the Great Owl in Secret of NIMH, one of my all time favorite movies.
charles jones Whoa! I never knew that! I practically grew up on that movie.
John Carradine, like Nicolas Cage, never turned down a part, no matter how crappy. Sometimes they tried, other times phoned it in.
It just _feels_ like he filmed the "Power" rants while on break from recording his NIMH role. I mean, he was a great actor but movies like this, Hillbillys in a Haunted Mansion, and singing the theme to Red Zone Cuba make you wonder...
@@RustyMuck
Hillbillies. He is hilarious
When his face pops up on the TV screen, that is gold!
@@faithfulgrlas horrible as this. Carridine never said no to a script.
*"Hey Mike, what did we lose during the last snowfall?" "THE POWER, THE POWER, THE POWER, THE POWER, THE POWER!"*
Oh goody, another movie with Cameron Mitchell in. Can't get enough of Captain Santa of Space Mutiny.
+13stooge I never realized he was actually in some real movies like Hombre with Paul Newman! My pops said they tried to get him some starring roles but it never panned out.
13stooge LUL I love when Kevin calls Cameron "Captain Santa" at the start of Supersonic Man :)
I just realized--this movie has a raving mad Cameron Mitchell performance, meaning that Best of the Worst should take this on as well.
That sound that Kevin makes at the end, mimicking one of the characters to annoy Bill and Mike, gets me laughing hard every time!
A cross between the Frankenstein's monster and Mr. Potatohead...
"The world's most spastic mime...
And his band!"
Our story so far: utter madness.
"Occupy Frankenstein Island is here."
Oh crap!
"So, I'll be boldly specific..."
"Look at my cans..." Lol
K Mick I lost it at "sexy clown grandma"
Interesting note, Gloria Frankenstein is also Batwoman from the Wild World thereof.
I'm ashamed to admit... I noticed that.
@@azimuth361 I can’t believe Mike, Kevin, and Bill didn’t.
@@fromthecheapseats7126
💔
If any of you like sports, they're right over there. ALL of them.
Sheila is Batwoman!!!
Director's too cheap to spring for a full moon?
Probably the best riff on this one.
Yeah! I mean, even Werewolf had a full moon hangin' around for the better part of a week!
Bill and Kevin: "Making love out on Frankenstein Island!" LOL
Based on the good 1970s song: Thunder Island by Jay Ferguson
Shelia Frankenstein: If Bea Arthur and Shirley Jones had a Jewish baby
“You out there! Why the hell are you watching this? What’s wrong with you?”
"And that's our show for tonight, folks" was part of the signoff for--if I recall correctly--Red Skelton's variety show. The finish was always "Good night and God bless."
"Good Night and May God Bless" I love Red Skelton very much. My Dad and I never missed a show.
(not bitchy, just sentimental)
Igor the famous vampire hunter. 😂
I want to see that now.
if you watch the actual movie, the hunchback was really named Fritz, so technically calling him "Van Helsing" would be just as accurate
Look at my cans!
the power !the power!
More movies need climactic leopardskin bikini fights.
I'm gonna be honest... "Leopardskin Bikini Fight" would be a better name for damn near anything.
The Rogue Wolf
Even cesspool explosions?
Andrew Duggan was in this turd? He must have lost a bet, or they paid off his casino bill.
I know it's incredible.
If Van Helsing is her husband, why is her last name Frankenstein?
She was a 90s woman.
She kept her maiden name for tax purposes 🙄
"Night train to Mundo Fine"
The guy who at the end says "I don't believe it!" while wearing a black jacket and a porn-stache; didn't he also have a porn-stache in "Planet of the Dinosaurs"?
The World's Most Spastic Mime!...and his Band!
Those logs are tangible
She regrets buying the steampunk universal remote. 😂😂😂
This movie just disintegrates at the end plot-wise
That's the kindest review of this I've ever seen.
It still can't beat "Monster-A-Go-Go"'s infamous ending where the filmmakers pretty much just gave up.
@@johntumahab323
Even though 6yrs have gone by, it's still nice to hear from another survivor.
The what now?
The director also did Teenage Zombies, a movie I'm suprised rifftrax or mst never did...
Dark Corners did a pretty funny review of it.
Everybody thought it was the drive-in.
I heard the ending line
"May all your Iowans be Frankenstein Eye Lans"
Shoot!🥃 Chug! 🍺
I rented this movie on VHS when I was real little. I thought I recalled the Monster looking at lot more similar to the Classic Universal look.
1:54-1:57 Honestly, that can apply to a lot of Rifftrax movies.
Wait a second... If this movie came from the folks who made Wild World of Bat Woman, would it be a fair assumption the old man's ghost was the racist voice from that movie during the seance?
You know, that may not actually be Chinese. Oh, and apologies to everyone, everywhere
Having seen some of Jerry Warren's other films, I can say he was just padding the movie.
@@nomatchesformikey7768
Great name
but now, all I hear is tom servo
yelling! "Don't you give Mikey no matches!"
0:23 I was just there today, right in Collosal Caves, AZ
Theirs gold I tell ya he he he
Well hey, you can't know if a log is tangible unless you - y'know, touch it.
(What am I doing with my life...?)
Is the blonde chick Maude?
The power!
Man, they really hated the podracing scene.
They should do "Maneater of Hydra" with Cameron Mitchell, where HE gets to play the mad scientist. Not that I don't like it, but it'd still be a very good RiffTrax movie.
"It's like 'The Life Aquatic with Ted Kaczynski'" :D :D :D
4:45 They didn't show the part where Rey moves the giant boulders away from that cave opening.
What?! What?! What?! @ 1:41 LMAO
This is student film, isn't it?
You like sports their over there yes all of them!😅😅😅😅😅😅
Just one question? Where in the hell is Joe Estevez?
The Power! The Power! The Power! The Power! The Power!
Me:….OF GRAYSKULL!
Katherine victor is in this and not a batwoman reference. Yet they made a leech woman reference for collen gray in phantom planet
Any movie can be made better with the Rifftrax treatment... well, ALMOST any movie. I sat through Glitter, Crossroads, Daredevil. But this? Still unwatchable.
This movie used the majority of the budget for cocaine and booze. That's my educated guess.
Was there ever a movie s script John Carradine turned down?
I’m not convinced the climactic fight was in the script.
They need to do Pink Floyd's "The Wall". That movie was awful!
*"YOU out there! Why the hell are you watching this?* *_WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!"_*