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The king single handedly taking almost half the opponent’s pieces was a dominance move
I personally have always insisted the king is an offensive piece :)
Very Aggressive indeed
@@ZWS_Link lol same
The king leading his people
"If the King doesn't lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch V Britannia.
Chesssimp: This guy he knows the exact counter to my french defence
The 100 rated guy: What is opening?
Blunder goes brrr
Opening? Its somthing from anime? Never watched it
@@imaginewave1 he ment his position in chess.
@@shlokshah5379 My friend, let me introduce you to the world rumbling conceptual theory of " THAT'S A *JOKE* ". I hope my lesson change your life for the better. End of class.
@@drawer_resp3858 don't know about him but it changed my life drastically
Chess, but you can't move any piece one square at a time.
Rip the pawns :/
What about pawns
Edit: I was asking what he would do with pawns, leave them the same or move them only 2 squares and stop moving them, I'm also guessing the knights won't be used
@@jayure1346 they said piece
69th like
@@ThePowned123 yeah but he’ll make it harder for himself and include pawns, you know he likes to do that.
Those king moves are signs of quite high testosterone, the chad king took like 3 pieces and couple pawns
its the Shotgun King
testasterone....
@@stellarintellect Thanks, fixed now
@@TheRelicKeeper Apparently the more benevolent version since his subjects haven’t left him. Too bad not just the queen, but all his subjects got hit with the Subtle poison debuff (until the very end when the woman got cured all of a sudden).
*Signs that you are playing against 100-rated player:*
Your king captures 18 points of material
In contrast, his opponent's pieces combined only captured 15 points of material.
So his king literally outplayed the entire opponent in capturing
Accelerated 'very aggressive' gets me every time. I'm kind of sad we didn't get a one square at a time checkmate though, that would have been awesome.
Knights must have been very upset in this video. Also king’s power is astonishing
And then I hear how simp said the same thoughts
A whole gallon of testosterone.
@@Piotr-uk6cb cubic meter
@@Inf1e stop it, you're going make the American confused!
actually king is the strongest piece here, tied with the queen.
The thing is the opponent realized immediately that you were playing a one square challenge, so he allowed you to take everything so he could still dominate you.... He realized that you had a mate in one but knew you couldn't do it because of the challenge. But then you CHEATED! 🥺
Well, that's what he gets for assuming I guess
@@math3000
Let my pieces only be allowed to move one space at a time iff it doesn't cost me the game.
He didn't cheat, the video ends if he makes a more than one square move. So, he cleverly moved 3 places and ended the video while at the same time checkmating the opponent
@@ivyavangs7230 I... Can't argue with that logic
agreed he is not better then his viewers.
A rare King carry XD
Dude, a lot of these games hurt my brain when I see them but I think this one takes the cake....
Meanwhile the other guy was playing the "100 rated chess but you must blunder every single piece" challenge.
The final move had me in tears.
I barely play/understand chess but I can't stop watching your videos.
It's ok not even GMs know how the horsey moves
learn it it's pretty fun as a hobby to devote like 40 mins to every day
Watch some gothanchess vids and you're good to go
its the cringe outtro, you are cringe
same i never understand whatever's happening in these videos but it is entertaining
I'm perfectly fine with the winning move breaking the rules. Call it a reward for being a good simp.
I'm a good simp but my girlfriend rewards me for it in an entirely different way.... 😳
@@since1876 an epic sword fight?
@@muk_is_superior yes! She's an expert at wielding a sword ☺️ unfortunately, she prefers a bigger sword than I can provide, but she claims my sword is big enough. I see through the lies when I see the look on her face every time I ask if she wants to battle 🥺
@@since1876 This is gold
@@since1876 self-burn lol
4:36 I actually expect a “WTF” from Jakee, for you breaking the rules.
Opponent wtf confirmed 😂
the fact that the last move not only broke the rule, but also checkmated the king. I'd say the spirit of the rule was followed to the last, and therefore agree with you that there is no wtf today.
yeah i agree
"Ends the video" doesn't mean he has to resign. If the game isn't finished and he ends the video, it's mission failed, but if he already won and he has to end the video, it's mission accomplished.
When the objective is to end the video, there is no wtf 😂
@@theblackantonio Yeah, checkmate always ends the video no matter what, so if the video ends with checkmate, it's still a win.
@@Jivvi
My head hurts.
"Why is he thinking for so long?" - my new favorite Simp phrase.
Same!
"The mission is failed"
"But at least I won"
Bongcloud variation of French is something new.
Nuage de Bong? Loved how it kept getting bong-ier with all the pieces taken by the king.
French Defence: Queen's Knight Attack Bongcloud Variation looks very good now
"oh no my rock indeed" wise words
*rook
- that guy
Your king rulled this game like a real king, like a real man
"If the king does not lead, how can he expect his subordinates to follow?" - Lelouch Li Brittania
Alright, "f**k the rules" was one of those moments that one really feels when it comes to people who are usually very strict about following rules.
3:36 "Well who cares anyway?"
I mean, in this challenge trading a crippled Queen for a Rook is totally a win.
Yes, but the crippled queen is still his strongest piece, so it's better not to trade.
Well, crippled, but still with a sniper rifle.
@@UngodlyFreak But the rook is his opponent's strongest piece, so tough call.
I mean, at that point, even with only being allowed to move one square, this guy who is significantly higher rated would have a very strong shot at winning. Even if he didn't cheat.
In this video, the pawn was a pawn, only it couldn't move two squares on its first move. The knight was almost useless, as it couldn't move at all, only block and threaten. The king was a king but couldn't castle. The bishop was a ferz. The rook was a wazir. The queen was a mann.
I would assign point values as follows:
* Pawn: 1 point
* Knight: 0 points (maybe it should be negative, because the knight is mainly an obstacle for Chess Simp, as their opponent could capture it, unlike them)
* Bishop: 1.5 points
* Rook: 1.5 points
* Queen: 4 points
* King: ∞ points (note that this is only due to the fact that losing the king loses the game, when considering movement alone, it's 4 points)
The queen is still the most powerful piece. It is a lot less powerful than in regular chess, but so are the other pieces. So it remains the most powerful piece. The king can also move as the queen does, but it can't put itself in danger or castle.
That was a nice challenge because you have control over it... but then screwed it with the final move...
I mean he does that when the challenge is quite difficult.
He didn't screw anything. Yes he broke the rule on the last move, but as the title says "slow and steady." I'd say he followed the spirit of the rule to the last. XD
At that point it was more ending the opponents misery
The Goal is to win before the Video ends. But if he checkmate while breaking the rules he wins because he still needs to do a outro so He won before the Video ended.
@@phase0400 it wasnt difficult at all, he did it for the opposite reason. He clearly won, it was going to be mate with one square per move the vid was just dragging at that point
man this feels like watching 2 people playing chess for the first time and just having fun
Chess, but you have to move your own pieces in point-value order: Pawn then Knight then Bishop, Rook, Queen, King, and repeat. Castling can happen on either Rook or King's turn.
But castling is a King move.
Pretty sure he already done this.
Chess but you must follow a opening completely till move 15 or maybe 10 no matter what the opponent moves
Unusually unsatisfying end to a remarkably satisfying video.
It would’ve been much more entertaining to see you get that checkmate following the rules, even if it took like a 10 minute video. Your audience is chess players, we’re ok with the process taking a long time
His opponent would have resigned a long time before that... he had... what, 1 piece 3 pawns remaining?
I fully support that last move.
Idk that guy looked like a paid actor
No one asked
@@rottonpotato9191 I did though
Sthu no you didn't
@@rottonpotato9191 How would you know
As a french I can confirm but only because everyone here is paid & an actor
to be honest he made his opponent a favor by not wasting his time by slowly moving to checkmate at the end, can't blame him
If he moved his queen up by 1 square as per rules, the bishop will be able to kill the queen and as per according to the rules, Bishop is safe from Rook
But the Queen can move diagonally, so could he not just sidestep that square controlled by the Bishop?
You going away from the rules and just mating your careless opponent somehow made my day.
that was the most infuriating ending yet
HE CAPTURED A QUEEN WITH HIS KING
I like how at the end, they ended the video by winning and breaking the rule at the same time.
1:23 this made me chuckle.
2:55 this made me laugh.
This type of comedy is what I'm here for.
WHYYYYY breaking the rules??? You had this challenge, it would be so nice to win!!! I just wanted to comment that it's the best video of yours I have watched and there is this bummer ending :(
You were making such good progress before intentionally blundering a failed mission
Chess, but you can only recapture (your opponent must capture first).
Love the ending ! keep up the great work !
Good video this is probably one of my favourites
Best video all week
Technically he won
"Pieces and pawns can only move 1 space."
The King: *THIS IS MY MOMENT*
This guy wasn't bad until he started thinking.
Chess,but you have to beat the hardest bot,and your pieces (including pawns) are in the toilet pooping and thinking what to do
Fairly sure that he would have resigned if you didn’t checkmate, and I am always a little disappointed at resignations, so I support your choice to break the rules. XD
Chess, but it’s Keplerian: before you can win, your Queen has to do a full round trip around your opponent’s Queen.
I think you should do an expiation for this video. You should pay the actor this time since he did such a great job.
Chess, but once a piece makes a capture it is frozen and cannot move.
this was very doable. just take the pawns then do a rolling checkmate with rooks/queen & rook
But tedious
@@oicmorez4129 yeah. it's just a shame because he went through all the difficult parts only to throw it away
I'll have to try that bongcloud variation sometime.
Chess, but if you can capture something, you must.
Mission, kinda accomplished.
dude ended the video altough he had probably mate in few moves
You should just add on the addendum to every rule: unless the move results in checkmate. Like so:
I can only move pawns, unless the move results in checkmate
I can only move one square at a time, unless checkmate.
etc... that way you can do these kinds of endings without breaking the rules and ending the video because of a broken rule.
But he does end the video
There is no Way a chess video is this fun HAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Your opponent had me screaming x.x too funny haha
Opponent playing the best moves unless it's about to checkmate the king
Wow the king is so OP in the game he ate a woman, a rook, 2 minor pieces. Interesting game!!
Breaking the rules only to deliver checkmate == mission failed successfully
It's like you're just a conscript fighting for your lord and all a sudden you see the man walk into the battlefield slaughtering everyone
Not really an uncommon ocurrence in the medieval period
That checkmate got me lol
You know you're fked when your opponent plays French defense: the Bongcloud variation
I love the videos where they play so bad that simp ends his own videos
The last move was a legendary fabled power move
I want to play some of these 100 guys, it looks fun.
Taking the pawn with the pawn is moving about 1.414 squares. So is moving the bishops
That makes you a fool, for ending your own video
Every time he says "Why is he taking so long" You already know some dumb shit is about to go down.
Good to see the rare Lelouch offense be used in a video
"chess but every piece is as old as the king"
holy shit i can't believe i got the bongcloud reference. such coincidence, that was the month i watched any starcraft videos in 10 years and it gets referenced
He ended the video twice with just one move, not bad.
King's Rampage
Chess, but you can only move pieces if they can capture something.
ok this had me rolling
Chess but if you can check, you must check
Wow, that queen moved one square at a time, three times in a row.
My guy literally breaks the rules every video
I am really mad u broke the rules unnecessarily...
last move was only saving time because you won anyway
ending her own video is definitely a wtf-moment.
Old outro? Fantastic.
"Not very aggressive," the ruleset.
King: who are you
Queen: I am you
King left the horsies at home and went to war
The real bongcloud move, take everything with the king.
king's killstreak go preety high
Chess, but you can't checkmate the king. They have to resign.
When he decided to move the Queen more than one square up
Love the "very aggresive" on castles
THE FRENCH DEFENSE BONGCLOUD VARIATION LMFAO
Chess, but you can’t put your opponent into check while you have more than 2 pieces (or pawns) remaining.
Chess, but pawns move away from the pieces
The closest piece is used for distance
“Fuck the rules!” Brilliant!
Chess, but you’re not allowed to capture pawns nor make captures with your pawns.
I was going to suggest this except that nights can move normally.
Chess, but you must take 5 seconds of time longer than the opponent’s previous move’s time. (Eg. he takes 3 second, you have to wait 8 to play)
already did something similar
Chess but with real battle tactics. Skirmishes with horses, maintaining formation, stuff like that. I dont know enough about chess
French defense bongcloud edition got me good lmao.