Fun fact: humans are supposed to sleep twice in a 24 hr period, something like 4-6 hours sleep, 6-8 hours work, 4-6 hours sleep, 6-8 hours work is the ideal formula, but then it became a sign that you're lazy if you sleep during the day, so we stopped doing that. Some Hispanic countries still have naps (siestas) during the day, so there are echoes of the tradition.
@@EnderBanned Originally our bodies were designed generally to sleep with sunset and wake with the sunrise. Over time that changed and then created diversities in our genes about how much sleep our bodies needed and when we were most awake. The way the US operates especially in the workforce is not good for human health in any way.
I get drop-dead exhausted every single day between 1-4pm and I've been told it's related to dysfunctional cortisol but I also feel like we just require afternoon naps as a species
Some of us are born to get up in the morning. Some of us are born to get up in the evening. But the "morning people" have successfully branded it "lazy" to sleep during the daylight hours, regardless of the fact that several different kinds of jobs are now required to be worked at night. You could be an overnight emergency room nurse, coming off an 18 hour shift, and a "morning person" will call you a lazy asshole for being asleep at 9am on a Tuesday.
6:12 I remember when my mum watched _Ice Age 2_ for the first time, I was trying *so hard* not to spoil that Scrat survives. Yeah, the friggin’ comic relief who can survive literally anything - *that* Scrat.
17:12 Yeah, it's called revenge procrastination. I always sum it up as "I don't want my free time to end and tomorrow to start." I dont care if it's just an extra hour or so. it's my time, and I want to use it for something other than work, sleep, or chores!
with the "guessing the plot twist 10 minutes in" thing, i've come up with the perfect response. just a gentle smirk, and "you'll have to just wait and see.". it doesn't matter if they get it right or wrong, it's always the same response. it can be perceived as, "that's what you'd think, but..." or "it's just that obvious, isn't it?", but you can't tell which.
18:13 - it's because of the mix. Modern TV shows and movies don't have a 2-channel mixdown that evens out dialog and background sound effects anymore; apparently Netflix et al expect everyone to have $5000 home theater systems with 7.1 Atmos or some shit. Dialog is so goddamn quiet compared to the music and other sounds, and it's not normalized at all - when two people are having a normal conversation, you have to absolutely crank the volume to understand them, when suddenly a car explodes two blocks away but it sounds like a fucking nuke going off right next to you. I hate it. I wish studios would go back to making 2-channel mixes with completely normalized audio so I can watch it at night with the volume turned down and actually *HEAR* it without having to worry about my neighbors.
It's probably not even a stereo vs 5.1/7.1 system thing. Those shows/films may be mixed with subwoofers, so it is a lot more muddy due to only having LR speakers. Of course only really hifi 5.1/7.1 systems are set up with subs, but just having a sub properly set up can make all the difference. I do agree that streaming services like Netflix should have a mix selector, so you can choose between 5.1, 7.1, stereo speakers or headphones, where the mastering engineers actually were able to master it for that format, because you need to mix SFX, music and dialogue differently when the intended audience won't have a sub or are listening on headphones
Ohhhh that makes so much sense! My hubby and I were watching The Witcher, and we couldn't understand the mumble-rap that served as dialogue, then eveyr fight scene, we'd be struggling for the remote because the fight music was gonna wake up the neighbours
16:50 I saw an update on that Springfield situation... It turns out the boy who was nearly hit by the uranium rod was the son of the guy who threw it out of his car. What a coincidence!
Love how nobody is talking about little nightmares 2 At the end of the game you have to fight Six (And destroy their music box) in order to make them normal again. then they kinda betray you and leave you in the signal tower because they know ur supposed to be there
ceo of fortune 500 company here. i am more valuable than the regular joe schmoe because i have zero capacity for empathy. this is important so i don't feel bad about paying people four cents a month or when i lay some poor kid off because he took a day to grieve the loss of his entire family who died in a "tragic" house fire.
7:09 at the school I went to they were forced to do this. The school said it would make kids communicate better, so they decide to just force every teacher to incorporate this into like half of the classwork. Everyone hated it.
12:04 It's the same feeling you get when you've maxed out in a Bethesda RPG. The challenge is gone and you become a force of pure chaos out of boredom. I don't think the human psyche is capable of remaining human when all obstacles are removed.
Same thing with Sims for me. As soon as my Sim starts to have a completely finished house, top of career, etc, it's time to create chaos in that game or start a new one. We need challenges to grow. Being a billionaire means you're unchallenged.
18:41 It's not my job though.. It's my responsibility as a person who has the mental and physical capacity to clean up after myself.. Unless there are special rules in place prohibiting you from cleaning up and putting away your waste, then YOU clean up after YOU.. Only reason I mention special rules preventing someone from putting away their own waste is because a friend of mine went on a cruise and he mentioned how odd he felt just leaving his trash laying around.. It would have drove me insane if I went.. Think our guess was something along the lines of needing to account for all their waste or filtering and sorting each type of waste to be able to recycle it.. Been a year or more since that conversation.. I am a homebody and would much rather chill at home than travel..
16:52 This is a, "The Simpsons", reference. It's the part during the intro where Homer is driving home from work and he throws the glowing uranium rod out the window and it hits Bart.
14:10 it’s mainly seniority. Like that guy who doesn’t know how PDFs work has probably been working at that job for multiple decades. Because they have been working there so long, that’s how they get paid more. As for CEOs, the same logic applies. They have been working/doing what they do for so long that that’s all they know how to do or can do.
No it's a lot like US Politics where the majority of executives are just a closed group of people with either money or connections who pass around different companies positions. It has nothing to do with being a hard worker, that's just the delusional ideal they try to tell everyone.
When someone starts predicting what they think is going to happen in a show or game where I know exactly what’s going to happen, I either smile or shrug or am just like “what an interesting theoooory” in a silly voice because I know the answer and I’m not giving it to them. Drives my friends nuts (in an endearing manner) but hey, it doesn’t ruin the fun for them
No. iPhone doesn’t. You know why? Because it costs more power & battery to close the apps all the time. They freeze when you swipe up, not using any resources. So.. don’t close your apps and you’ll save battery :).
Ah, so my PT explained the ankle thing, basically the tendon thats supposed to keep your foot from not doing that gets damaged & stretched each time you over-extend it, eventually to the point where you cant feel that you're about to roll it, and it doesnt stop you anymore. so the more you roll your ankles the more you'll roll your ankles in the future. (if they click a lot too, thats usually just that same tendon catching on another bone or tendon iirc, and unless it hurts it isnt a problem) bascially, sprain injury just equals more sprains to come (._.)b
8:51 Me with Hermitcraft and the Life Series 😂 Only if they start asking more stuff about it like “Who’s your favorite server member?” or “Have you heard of this cool new lore stuff that’s going on?” then I go full nerd mode XD
Ex and I had a group of friends who used to come over every weekend when we were all in our early 20's. One friend brought a new at the time copy of Being John Malkovich to watch. We aren't far into the movie when my ex says out loud, "I wonder what would happen if John Malkovich went into John Malkovich' s head?" The friend freaks out and says my ex ruined the whole movie. No dude, YOU ruined the whole movie by reacting.
In cult of the lamb; you have this friend who helps you through the beginning and who you can play a game with BUUUUUT you have to sacrifice him to unlock something. ykyk
dude that "movie plot spoilers" one is my girlfriend exactly. It gets so bad that she'll ask questions like legitimately 1 scene away from when I know it'll be answered for her by just...watchin the god damned show/movie.
Sleep when you're sleepy; rearrange your schedule around that sleep pattern, by saying "that time is booked": I fall asleep for 2hrs after eating lunch & dinner just from the food; I stay up till 3-or-4am then go to bed till noon, avoiding all the problems morning-people & not-morning-people manage to cause everyone else daily.
nope, Ryan Gosling was indeed not in the Goosebumps retelling of Say Cheese and Die 15:42 . Justin Long is though 😀 and it’s become less of an anthology and more of a continuous series.
Oof my friend has that. One of the times she tripped over she dislodged the tendon in her wrist and it just won't go back properly now. Gives her so much pain.
16:02 nonono, for all the cringe Elon legitimately causes, twitter was doing this LONG before he owned it. I miss being able to sort chronologically. *sigh*
13:50 my dad provides IT support for a couple of local mechanics (not the regular ones, the ones you have to visit to get your car insurance renewed - the car has to be in good enough technical state to do that here) and in 2000s there was a huge corruption in that branch, so they've offered my dad that they'll list his car as "in perfect condition" as a thank you for his help, but my dad was like "hell no, I want to know when something's wrong with the car for my own safety". Like, yeah it's better to know when something is wrong even if it's not a problem yet, because it's usually cheaper to fix it in this condition and you can feel safer
For the findom mindbreak section, consider what happens when a billionaire rounds up or down. They don't round up 10, 100 or 1000 dollars. They're rounding up millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions even. There's absolutely a point where you only start worrying about money when the first two digits on your bank account start moving.
2:24 this is so accurate, the amount of times my mom has tried to teach me poker and canasta. then me not getting it and she would have to go over how to play again.
1:16 the game you're likely thinking of is Monaco: What's Yours is Mine, you do end up fighting your teammates at the end. Castle Crashers does this, too
7:16 Teacher here, so I'm a young teacher, only 19, but it's part of the school curriculum to kinda "help" students be social! It sucks for all parties involved, I remember not wanting to do groups too so I understand! Most things we teachers do are from the higher-ups like school boards and state representatives for schools and are required (at least in my state)! Alsooo graduated early from both highschool and college due to extremely good exams! Don't assume things 😊 I was in college when covid hit and there wasn't anything but that so I worked and got my degree!
@@beansandboarsontherun5762 If you use your brain even a little it should be obvious why a 19 year old can't be a professional teacher dude. It's not that hard.
@@AIHumanEquality i am a kindergarten teacher thank you! I graduated highschool at 16 and automatically started college and now work at a school! I know my life 😊
0:38 No. iPhone doesn’t. You know why? Because it costs more power & battery to close the apps all the time. They freeze when you swipe up, not using any resources. So.. don’t close your apps and you’ll save battery :).
19:10 my dad does ts. whenever i fix up the table he's like "you don't need to do that it's their job" and i'm like. i just wanna make it easier for them, i don't mind 😭
6:59ish I think it is an attempt to force communication and teamwork but... it never worked in my classes because the one time a teacher asked if I had a group, I lied and then did it by myself. what was she gonna do? call my bluff? she had 29 other kids to focus on. she did definitely notice that I worked alone, because at the end of the year she specifically stated that only one student got 81% on the exam and then told me it was because she wanted others to invite me to their groups. it only happened once, though. rip ur best intentions, year 7 science teacher. o7
@@tatiana4050 one person got 81% of the answers correct. highest score in the class, which is kinda worrying for the rest of the students, now that I think about it.
I know the co-op game you're talking about. I can't remember the name but it's where its A big puzzle and you have to saw smaller puzzles to get to a different levels and you have to follow the storyline
7:33 this was my trying to get Pokémon infinite fusion working, did exactly the instructions on their discord server until there was something I was supposed to that just wasn't an option to click on
The shuffle thing is because a couple years back, everyone would complain about the auditory whiplash from shuffle, (which is, in my opinion the best part of and the main point of shuffle mode) because back then it was actually random. Spotify caught on and made shuffle be based on an algorithm. (I have a really long playlist and I’ll rarely hear more than the same 50 songs. They even repeat sometimes.)
18:42 Oh my goodness, I hate those type of people. I’ve never had a job even remotely close to clearing tables or cleaning, but whenever I see that someone’s left their table in a mess, or they just DROP THEIR POPCORN AND DRINKS ON THE FLOOR IN THE THEATER AFTER THE MOVIE FINSIHES… it fills me with rage. A couple months ago I made a mess at the theater (I spilt like, a couple handfuls of popcorn on the floor) and I apologized to the janitor as I was leaving, despite the fact that it was the one of, if not the smallest mess anyone had made during that showing. I just felt so guilty, as if I made the poor dude’s job monumentally harder. Why? I probably made no impact on his workload, but still.
1:17 might be A Way Out. Briefing: It’s a co-op (two player) game where you are given two set male characters for you and your friend to chose who is who. Throughout most of the game they give you backstory on both characters and make you go through a lot of tasks and make you really feel for these characters. The only way to beat the game is to kill the other person at the very end. It made me cry when I played it, both times, and it’s truly an amazing game. I would totally recommend it to everyone :)
3:32 I didn't make the alcohol=vomit connection, so I watched through this entire post thinking it was a joke about drinking toilet water and didn't realize until I had to reload the page and was finding my spot in the video again what it was really about.
Robin, you most likely have Dyscalculia, much like Dyslexia, which is basically the same thing but for numbers. My mom and I think sibling both have it, basically they struggle with math in their head and have to use paper or a calculator because they just don't have the RAM to hold all them numbers.
I think a lot of it is people aren't leaving their bed for sleep and "fun" only. So your brain goes oh this place (the bed) isn't for sleep, it's for activity! And then won't let you sleep.
17:24 Depression. Also screens, drugs (including alcohol, tobacco and caffeine), crappy food and stress/burnout and mental issues, too hot, too cold, don't trust the alarm clock/ don't trust yourself not to snooze... but if it goes on long enough, eventually it'll be depression.
There's a lot of reasons why someone's sleep schedule or mental state can be messed up but a lot of it has to do with the fact the majority of us are genetically programmed for working based on the sunrise and sunset. The fact we have longer working hours and jobs beyond just for survival or interest, likely plays a huge role in why our minds get effected which in turn effects the body. In the case of the US it's simply that people are overworked for minimal pay and benefit. That condition is enough to ruin your brain's morale.
The get into groups issue happened to me literally every class because I wasn't risking my grades dropping any lower by socializing. I was already a straight D student since fucking first grade, I couldn't afford any lower
12:44 NORMALIZE STOPPING MID-EPISODE!! I get waaay too invested in some stories and it makes me so upset or sad depending on the cliffhanger. So I usually stop reading/watching an episode when everything is calm, right before sh!t goes down, and continue reading/watching when I have ample time to cope. My friends HATE it. But they're not the ones having to deal with the overwhelming feelings. Note: if we watch a show as a group, I will not prevent my friends from continuing the show. I'll just catch up later.
6:40 I usually just tell the person asking either "You'll see" or "I dunno, we'll see". It's not a definitive yes and it may or may not make them angry if you answer all of their questions like that.
I can relate with Robin about the whole name joke thing. My name is one big innuendo. A lot of people I've met over the years thought they were the first ones to come up with the same "clever" joke about my name that I've heard countless times before. I'm in my mid-40s right now, and it still happens.
The next time someone akss "Where's Batman?" tell them he's out finding more kids to groom (I love the Batfamily, roasting Bruce is still a fun pastime)
7:04 i just sit there in complete silence, looking around, and hoping the teacher doesnt see me. when they do they are like "get into a group" and i just stare at them in confusion like i didnt understand english
Useful hack I use for remembering I locked the door. After I lock, I jiggle the handle down to act as a reminder. edit: I can't hear it properly without subtitles.
7:03 because group work has a substantial learning potential. The question is to whether the student form groups themselves or the teacher decides the groups. Teacher shoudl decide the groups sometimes - *especially* when the students don't know each other very well yet.
Another great day when Robin is doing a vid (Edit) Petition for the people of EmKay to TRY to do a meetup and read reddit posts for a vid please tell me that would be an idea and its not just me
@7:18 the problem with the teacher putting people in groups is everybody wants to work in a group with their friends... Bro I was making "the who the hell are you" joke to my friends when the teacher told us to group up, but not with your friends... and I'm old as hell...🤣 EDIT: Forgot to add when the teacher did assign groups everybody just complained they wanted to work with their friends!
1:16 I might know what you're talking about I forgot the name of the game, but it's about 3 police officers (or retired police, idk) who have to take down the big bad guy, and right before the final fight, you get asked to join. In single player, saying yes just kicks you back 2 levels. If you're playing with a friend, you can choose different options from each other which starts a fight between the two players. If the player who said yes wins, they can take out the boss and become the new crime lord
Robin.....i can 100% relate to the, "Where's Batman" frustration. As someone named, "Mario"....i've gotten, "Where's Luigi/Peach" minimum once a week since 1996
if a mechanic ever fixes something on my car that I never asked for I'm simply not paying for that. Like "hey man we noticed your coolant was a little off so we went ahead and flushed that for you" like. no? i did not ask for that. I'm not paying for that. i came in here for one thing so I'll pay for what I asked for. you don't get to just slap extra charges on my bill!
1:25 Yes there was a game where you played coop through the entire game, one character was a FBI or some government undercover agent and the other characters was a high ranking gangster, and at the end you have to fight for who gets to live.
11:20 If I woke up and saw billions of dollars in my bank account, I'd be too scared to spend any of it in case somebody I don't want as an enemy comes asking for it back.
people who leave their table filthy at a restaurant are ESPECIALLY infuriating when there are literally 8 trash cans throughout the building within easy reach, like, YOU ARE SITTING NEXTTTTT TO A TRASH CANNNN MY GUYYYYY THROW YOUR SHT AWAYYYY oh my god it drives me crazyyyy
Snarky Cashier: "Robin, huh? Where's Batman? lol"
Angry Robin: "Crying over his dead parents!"
Don't need to be Dick
But Robin, aren't your parents...
Bank teller: "haha whatcha Robin?"
My middle name is Eve, all throughout school I was asked "where's Adam?" And I hated it, so I know how Robin feels
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Fun fact: humans are supposed to sleep twice in a 24 hr period, something like 4-6 hours sleep, 6-8 hours work, 4-6 hours sleep, 6-8 hours work is the ideal formula, but then it became a sign that you're lazy if you sleep during the day, so we stopped doing that. Some Hispanic countries still have naps (siestas) during the day, so there are echoes of the tradition.
@@EnderBanned Originally our bodies were designed generally to sleep with sunset and wake with the sunrise. Over time that changed and then created diversities in our genes about how much sleep our bodies needed and when we were most awake.
The way the US operates especially in the workforce is not good for human health in any way.
ya i sometimes have naps in the days
I get drop-dead exhausted every single day between 1-4pm and I've been told it's related to dysfunctional cortisol but I also feel like we just require afternoon naps as a species
I sleep more than 12 hours a day, I usually wake up around 2/3pm... And this is the first time of my life I haven't felt dead exhausted
Some of us are born to get up in the morning. Some of us are born to get up in the evening. But the "morning people" have successfully branded it "lazy" to sleep during the daylight hours, regardless of the fact that several different kinds of jobs are now required to be worked at night. You could be an overnight emergency room nurse, coming off an 18 hour shift, and a "morning person" will call you a lazy asshole for being asleep at 9am on a Tuesday.
6:12 I remember when my mum watched _Ice Age 2_ for the first time, I was trying *so hard* not to spoil that Scrat survives.
Yeah, the friggin’ comic relief who can survive literally anything - *that* Scrat.
17:12 Yeah, it's called revenge procrastination. I always sum it up as "I don't want my free time to end and tomorrow to start." I dont care if it's just an extra hour or so. it's my time, and I want to use it for something other than work, sleep, or chores!
@@choppun8847 That is a pretty heavy sign of someone who's overworked and not given proper breaks.
@AIHumanEquality 🥲 Yeah, in way way or another.
In movies I do ask "x is going to happen right?" But I also quickly add "Don't answer that, I'm just theorising in out loud"
with the "guessing the plot twist 10 minutes in" thing, i've come up with the perfect response. just a gentle smirk, and "you'll have to just wait and see.". it doesn't matter if they get it right or wrong, it's always the same response. it can be perceived as, "that's what you'd think, but..." or "it's just that obvious, isn't it?", but you can't tell which.
18:13 - it's because of the mix. Modern TV shows and movies don't have a 2-channel mixdown that evens out dialog and background sound effects anymore; apparently Netflix et al expect everyone to have $5000 home theater systems with 7.1 Atmos or some shit. Dialog is so goddamn quiet compared to the music and other sounds, and it's not normalized at all - when two people are having a normal conversation, you have to absolutely crank the volume to understand them, when suddenly a car explodes two blocks away but it sounds like a fucking nuke going off right next to you.
I hate it. I wish studios would go back to making 2-channel mixes with completely normalized audio so I can watch it at night with the volume turned down and actually *HEAR* it without having to worry about my neighbors.
It's probably not even a stereo vs 5.1/7.1 system thing. Those shows/films may be mixed with subwoofers, so it is a lot more muddy due to only having LR speakers. Of course only really hifi 5.1/7.1 systems are set up with subs, but just having a sub properly set up can make all the difference.
I do agree that streaming services like Netflix should have a mix selector, so you can choose between 5.1, 7.1, stereo speakers or headphones, where the mastering engineers actually were able to master it for that format, because you need to mix SFX, music and dialogue differently when the intended audience won't have a sub or are listening on headphones
Ohhhh that makes so much sense! My hubby and I were watching The Witcher, and we couldn't understand the mumble-rap that served as dialogue, then eveyr fight scene, we'd be struggling for the remote because the fight music was gonna wake up the neighbours
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16:50 I saw an update on that Springfield situation... It turns out the boy who was nearly hit by the uranium rod was the son of the guy who threw it out of his car. What a coincidence!
1:24 Double Dragon did this. If you play on co-op, after defeating the final boss, you fight the other player.
A Way Out did it too. Watched H2ODelirious and Cartoonz play it.
The original LEGO Star Wars also did this for their take on Episode III.
Streets of Rage gives you the option to do this. If you win and refuse Mr. X you get the bad ending.
Reminds me of Enter the Gungeon, where the past of the Cultist (the second player) is both players fighting each other.
Love how nobody is talking about little nightmares 2
At the end of the game you have to fight Six (And destroy their music box) in order to make them normal again. then they kinda betray you and leave you in the signal tower because they know ur supposed to be there
ceo of fortune 500 company here. i am more valuable than the regular joe schmoe because i have zero capacity for empathy. this is important so i don't feel bad about paying people four cents a month or when i lay some poor kid off because he took a day to grieve the loss of his entire family who died in a "tragic" house fire.
Sounds legit 🙌🏻
@@jennyjadeboraora Seems legit.
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8:32 I was thinking it was some bird pun, batman didn't even come to mind initially
thought it was gonna be “hope you ain’t robin us!”
my thought was the Red Robin commercial-
my brain went to Robin Hood-
@@StnrVibe same, red robin, yummmmmm
7:09 at the school I went to they were forced to do this. The school said it would make kids communicate better, so they decide to just force every teacher to incorporate this into like half of the classwork. Everyone hated it.
5:49 I once gaslight my mum by "spoiling" the movie so hard, she actually enjoyed the ending a lot more.
That’s not gaslighting you fucking idiot
which movie?
@mintyreview6794 I forget which movie it was
@@TMScientist Spoiler: I didn't like your comment.
@@AIHumanEquality that's just mean.
Remember kids, Robin's name is Christopher Robin, so, instead of asking where Batman is ask for where Pooh is 😉
@@Vyleph They don't need to ask cause they know it's in their restroom.
I was going to suggest "oh no he's robbin us!."
7:36 Worse is a forum post where either:
A)OP figures it out and says never mind.
B)Someone asks them to go into PMs and it's solved there.
12:04 It's the same feeling you get when you've maxed out in a Bethesda RPG. The challenge is gone and you become a force of pure chaos out of boredom. I don't think the human psyche is capable of remaining human when all obstacles are removed.
You just explained one punch man in video game ideas
Have you tried this wild concept called playing a different game?
@@AIHumanEquality Duh. That wasn't really the point, now was it...
@@ThisOldSkater Well stupid is as stupid does I guess.
Same thing with Sims for me. As soon as my Sim starts to have a completely finished house, top of career, etc, it's time to create chaos in that game or start a new one. We need challenges to grow. Being a billionaire means you're unchallenged.
for the sleeping issue : it’s almost always stress. Even being stressed about not getting enough sleep can cause difficulty sleeping
18:41 It's not my job though..
It's my responsibility as a person who has the mental and physical capacity to clean up after myself.. Unless there are special rules in place prohibiting you from cleaning up and putting away your waste, then YOU clean up after YOU.. Only reason I mention special rules preventing someone from putting away their own waste is because a friend of mine went on a cruise and he mentioned how odd he felt just leaving his trash laying around.. It would have drove me insane if I went.. Think our guess was something along the lines of needing to account for all their waste or filtering and sorting each type of waste to be able to recycle it.. Been a year or more since that conversation.. I am a homebody and would much rather chill at home than travel..
16:52 This is a, "The Simpsons", reference. It's the part during the intro where Homer is driving home from work and he throws the glowing uranium rod out the window and it hits Bart.
Bless u
17:45 spotify actually made the shuffle random once, but people hated it, and aparently it's now based on the song's popularity and your last listen.
14:10 it’s mainly seniority. Like that guy who doesn’t know how PDFs work has probably been working at that job for multiple decades. Because they have been working there so long, that’s how they get paid more.
As for CEOs, the same logic applies. They have been working/doing what they do for so long that that’s all they know how to do or can do.
No it's a lot like US Politics where the majority of executives are just a closed group of people with either money or connections who pass around different companies positions. It has nothing to do with being a hard worker, that's just the delusional ideal they try to tell everyone.
Robin not getting the simpsons opening joke and gets concerned xD
When someone starts predicting what they think is going to happen in a show or game where I know exactly what’s going to happen, I either smile or shrug or am just like “what an interesting theoooory” in a silly voice because I know the answer and I’m not giving it to them. Drives my friends nuts (in an endearing manner) but hey, it doesn’t ruin the fun for them
At 1:25, the game I assume He was talking about is "A Way Out" which is an Absolutely Amazing game in my opinion
10/10 would recommend
Theres also a prison break game that had you fight the other player at the end of the game
@@druidplayz2313 thats "a way out"
@@druidplayz2313
Do you remember the name of that one?
Id love to play it
@@osirishardy637 10 / 10 response
@@Trickpants aww TY ❤️
Instead of a Batman joke, another classic one you can annoy Robins with is "are you robin' me?"
19:16 "It's their job."
Well, yes, but actually no.
0:37 Yes. You have to swipe ALL of them. Gets kinda annoying ngl
Yep 🥲
Apple making people pay extra for a lesser product. Sounds about right for American Captialism.
No. iPhone doesn’t. You know why? Because it costs more power & battery to close the apps all the time. They freeze when you swipe up, not using any resources. So.. don’t close your apps and you’ll save battery :).
16:19 I thought I was accidentally holding the spacebar with my foot.
Ah, so my PT explained the ankle thing, basically the tendon thats supposed to keep your foot from not doing that gets damaged & stretched each time you over-extend it, eventually to the point where you cant feel that you're about to roll it, and it doesnt stop you anymore. so the more you roll your ankles the more you'll roll your ankles in the future. (if they click a lot too, thats usually just that same tendon catching on another bone or tendon iirc, and unless it hurts it isnt a problem) bascially, sprain injury just equals more sprains to come (._.)b
9:59
I had this for the song "higher love", I thought the verse "bring me a higher love" was "bring me an iron lung".
Baby, I'm high on love - my version. Yours is funnier!
Me when my favorite EmKay narrator shows up:
8:51 Me with Hermitcraft and the Life Series 😂 Only if they start asking more stuff about it like “Who’s your favorite server member?” or “Have you heard of this cool new lore stuff that’s going on?” then I go full nerd mode XD
YES ME TOOO
Can't wait for this new series coming in like less than a week 😩
I also get the 'where is Batman', Or, they just start singing that Jingle bells batman smells song...
1:20 the game is called A Way Out for anyone curious, really good game, can recommend
YOU SPOILED IT FOR ME 😭😭
@@jetstreamsam1105 welp sorry about that, wasn't my intention
YESS IT'S SO GOOD!!
Ex and I had a group of friends who used to come over every weekend when we were all in our early 20's. One friend brought a new at the time copy of Being John Malkovich to watch. We aren't far into the movie when my ex says out loud,
"I wonder what would happen if John Malkovich went into John Malkovich' s head?"
The friend freaks out and says my ex ruined the whole movie. No dude, YOU ruined the whole movie by reacting.
In cult of the lamb; you have this friend who helps you through the beginning and who you can play a game with BUUUUUT you have to sacrifice him to unlock something. ykyk
What exactly do you get out of it
@@dewmilk7266If I'm not mistaken, a new follower form and a achievement/trophy
dude that "movie plot spoilers" one is my girlfriend exactly. It gets so bad that she'll ask questions like legitimately 1 scene away from when I know it'll be answered for her by just...watchin the god damned show/movie.
Sleep when you're sleepy; rearrange your schedule around that sleep pattern, by saying "that time is booked": I fall asleep for 2hrs after eating lunch & dinner just from the food; I stay up till 3-or-4am then go to bed till noon, avoiding all the problems morning-people & not-morning-people manage to cause everyone else daily.
1:31 this hits hard for everyone since Thank Goodness You're Here came out.
nope, Ryan Gosling was indeed not in the Goosebumps retelling of Say Cheese and Die 15:42 . Justin Long is though 😀 and it’s become less of an anthology and more of a continuous series.
I used to roll my ankles over all the time. Then in my early 40's I learned it was actually a thing called, Ehler Danlos Syndrome.
Oof my friend has that. One of the times she tripped over she dislodged the tendon in her wrist and it just won't go back properly now. Gives her so much pain.
1:15 A Way Out goes so hard
oh come on man I just got that point in the video and this is the first comment I see
I thought it was Streets of Rage
18:20 it's b/c the voices are all nearly silent while the horse clopping by in the background is about to blow out your speakers.
16:02 nonono, for all the cringe Elon legitimately causes, twitter was doing this LONG before he owned it. I miss being able to sort chronologically. *sigh*
13:50 my dad provides IT support for a couple of local mechanics (not the regular ones, the ones you have to visit to get your car insurance renewed - the car has to be in good enough technical state to do that here) and in 2000s there was a huge corruption in that branch, so they've offered my dad that they'll list his car as "in perfect condition" as a thank you for his help, but my dad was like "hell no, I want to know when something's wrong with the car for my own safety". Like, yeah it's better to know when something is wrong even if it's not a problem yet, because it's usually cheaper to fix it in this condition and you can feel safer
For the findom mindbreak section, consider what happens when a billionaire rounds up or down. They don't round up 10, 100 or 1000 dollars. They're rounding up millions, tens of millions, hundreds of millions even. There's absolutely a point where you only start worrying about money when the first two digits on your bank account start moving.
@@lukaz20001 This is a condition also known as "Out of Touch".
2:24 this is so accurate, the amount of times my mom has tried to teach me poker and canasta. then me not getting it and she would have to go over how to play again.
1:16 the game you're likely thinking of is Monaco: What's Yours is Mine, you do end up fighting your teammates at the end. Castle Crashers does this, too
1:23 a way out. Don’t. Remind me of that.
i know 💔
7:16 Teacher here, so I'm a young teacher, only 19, but it's part of the school curriculum to kinda "help" students be social! It sucks for all parties involved, I remember not wanting to do groups too so I understand! Most things we teachers do are from the higher-ups like school boards and state representatives for schools and are required (at least in my state)!
Alsooo graduated early from both highschool and college due to extremely good exams! Don't assume things 😊 I was in college when covid hit and there wasn't anything but that so I worked and got my degree!
19 is not a professional teacher. At best you're a TA or tutor.
@@AIHumanEquality Wtf is your problem?
@@beansandboarsontherun5762 If you use your brain even a little it should be obvious why a 19 year old can't be a professional teacher dude. It's not that hard.
@@AIHumanEquality i am a kindergarten teacher thank you! I graduated highschool at 16 and automatically started college and now work at a school! I know my life 😊
@@AIHumanEquality graduated highschool at 16 thank you though! I am a teacher 😊
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No. iPhone doesn’t. You know why? Because it costs more power & battery to close the apps all the time. They freeze when you swipe up, not using any resources. So.. don’t close your apps and you’ll save battery :).
19:10 my dad does ts. whenever i fix up the table he's like "you don't need to do that it's their job" and i'm like. i just wanna make it easier for them, i don't mind 😭
1:16 the game is called "a way out"
6:30 you gotta adopt River Song's favorite line:
"Spoilers 😉"
8:32 And here i was, waiting for the Robin Hood joke 🫠
I hear you, my dumb ass trying to figure out the joke was like “…don’t….Robin…the store?”
I was thinking they do the red Robin yum bit. Like food ready yum not you tasty yum.
20:36 For some reason I thought he recreated a potion that GAVE the consumer depression, and I was trying to figure out why the hell he would do that.
6:59ish I think it is an attempt to force communication and teamwork but... it never worked in my classes because the one time a teacher asked if I had a group, I lied and then did it by myself. what was she gonna do? call my bluff? she had 29 other kids to focus on.
she did definitely notice that I worked alone, because at the end of the year she specifically stated that only one student got 81% on the exam and then told me it was because she wanted others to invite me to their groups. it only happened once, though. rip ur best intentions, year 7 science teacher. o7
What you mean only one person got 81%? Is that good or bad?
@@tatiana4050I think that means a score of 81%, so that would be good.
@@tatiana4050 one person got 81% of the answers correct. highest score in the class, which is kinda worrying for the rest of the students, now that I think about it.
Forcing teenagers to work in groups. What could possibly go wrong.
@@AIHumanEquality not that bad tbh.. yea some won't help but my teacher just say if they don't cooperate just remove them from the fking group
I know the co-op game you're talking about. I can't remember the name but it's where its A big puzzle and you have to saw smaller puzzles to get to a different levels and you have to follow the storyline
7:33 this was my trying to get Pokémon infinite fusion working, did exactly the instructions on their discord server until there was something I was supposed to that just wasn't an option to click on
The shuffle thing is because a couple years back, everyone would complain about the auditory whiplash from shuffle, (which is, in my opinion the best part of and the main point of shuffle mode) because back then it was actually random. Spotify caught on and made shuffle be based on an algorithm. (I have a really long playlist and I’ll rarely hear more than the same 50 songs. They even repeat sometimes.)
1:24 lego star wars does this on episode 3, it works for free play too and it's really funny if one person picks an invincible character
18:42 Oh my goodness, I hate those type of people. I’ve never had a job even remotely close to clearing tables or cleaning, but whenever I see that someone’s left their table in a mess, or they just DROP THEIR POPCORN AND DRINKS ON THE FLOOR IN THE THEATER AFTER THE MOVIE FINSIHES… it fills me with rage. A couple months ago I made a mess at the theater (I spilt like, a couple handfuls of popcorn on the floor) and I apologized to the janitor as I was leaving, despite the fact that it was the one of, if not the smallest mess anyone had made during that showing. I just felt so guilty, as if I made the poor dude’s job monumentally harder. Why? I probably made no impact on his workload, but still.
12:17 OBJECTION: Elon Musk has never not been obscenely rich because of his Emerald Slave Mine owner father
1:17 might be A Way Out.
Briefing:
It’s a co-op (two player) game where you are given two set male characters for you and your friend to chose who is who. Throughout most of the game they give you backstory on both characters and make you go through a lot of tasks and make you really feel for these characters. The only way to beat the game is to kill the other person at the very end.
It made me cry when I played it, both times, and it’s truly an amazing game. I would totally recommend it to everyone :)
3:32 I didn't make the alcohol=vomit connection, so I watched through this entire post thinking it was a joke about drinking toilet water and didn't realize until I had to reload the page and was finding my spot in the video again what it was really about.
7:54 whenever a blender tutorial doesnt go right i just f*ck around until i like what im seeing.
Robin, you most likely have Dyscalculia, much like Dyslexia, which is basically the same thing but for numbers. My mom and I think sibling both have it, basically they struggle with math in their head and have to use paper or a calculator because they just don't have the RAM to hold all them numbers.
I think a lot of it is people aren't leaving their bed for sleep and "fun" only. So your brain goes oh this place (the bed) isn't for sleep, it's for activity! And then won't let you sleep.
17:24 Depression.
Also screens, drugs (including alcohol, tobacco and caffeine), crappy food and stress/burnout and mental issues, too hot, too cold, don't trust the alarm clock/ don't trust yourself not to snooze... but if it goes on long enough, eventually it'll be depression.
There's a lot of reasons why someone's sleep schedule or mental state can be messed up but a lot of it has to do with the fact the majority of us are genetically programmed for working based on the sunrise and sunset. The fact we have longer working hours and jobs beyond just for survival or interest, likely plays a huge role in why our minds get effected which in turn effects the body.
In the case of the US it's simply that people are overworked for minimal pay and benefit. That condition is enough to ruin your brain's morale.
The get into groups issue happened to me literally every class because I wasn't risking my grades dropping any lower by socializing. I was already a straight D student since fucking first grade, I couldn't afford any lower
12:44 NORMALIZE STOPPING MID-EPISODE!!
I get waaay too invested in some stories and it makes me so upset or sad depending on the cliffhanger. So I usually stop reading/watching an episode when everything is calm, right before sh!t goes down, and continue reading/watching when I have ample time to cope. My friends HATE it. But they're not the ones having to deal with the overwhelming feelings.
Note: if we watch a show as a group, I will not prevent my friends from continuing the show. I'll just catch up later.
6:40 I usually just tell the person asking either "You'll see" or "I dunno, we'll see". It's not a definitive yes and it may or may not make them angry if you answer all of their questions like that.
You could also ask them 'why do you think so?' Or say ''hmm interesting take''
I can relate with Robin about the whole name joke thing. My name is one big innuendo. A lot of people I've met over the years thought they were the first ones to come up with the same "clever" joke about my name that I've heard countless times before. I'm in my mid-40s right now, and it still happens.
6:48 "I wish I could live the life that these guys live" and every character in the show is based on a mental disorder
The next time someone akss "Where's Batman?" tell them he's out finding more kids to groom (I love the Batfamily, roasting Bruce is still a fun pastime)
Oh my god the blender bit was so relatable
7:04 i just sit there in complete silence, looking around, and hoping the teacher doesnt see me. when they do they are like "get into a group" and i just stare at them in confusion like i didnt understand english
Useful hack I use for remembering I locked the door. After I lock, I jiggle the handle down to act as a reminder.
edit: I can't hear it properly without subtitles.
7:03 because group work has a substantial learning potential.
The question is to whether the student form groups themselves or the teacher decides the groups. Teacher shoudl decide the groups sometimes - *especially* when the students don't know each other very well yet.
Another great day when Robin is doing a vid
(Edit) Petition for the people of EmKay to TRY to do a meetup and read reddit posts for a vid please tell me that would be an idea and its not just me
18:26 i do it because i dont really have a big attention span so you use subtitles to try and catch up
20:07 Robin, you can always send an audio snipet through sms.
@7:18 the problem with the teacher putting people in groups is everybody wants to work in a group with their friends... Bro I was making "the who the hell are you" joke to my friends when the teacher told us to group up, but not with your friends... and I'm old as hell...🤣 EDIT: Forgot to add when the teacher did assign groups everybody just complained they wanted to work with their friends!
3:29 "oops! exploded everywhere" Robin 2024
1:16 I might know what you're talking about
I forgot the name of the game, but it's about 3 police officers (or retired police, idk) who have to take down the big bad guy, and right before the final fight, you get asked to join. In single player, saying yes just kicks you back 2 levels. If you're playing with a friend, you can choose different options from each other which starts a fight between the two players. If the player who said yes wins, they can take out the boss and become the new crime lord
2:12 Literally same lmao, the part of my brain that does math is non-existent
Robin.....i can 100% relate to the, "Where's Batman" frustration.
As someone named, "Mario"....i've gotten, "Where's Luigi/Peach" minimum once a week since 1996
Where's peach ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
1:10 Ah yes. Kirby's Return To Dream Land, Kirby Super Star's MilkyWay Wishes, Everytime Morpho Knight appears, etc.
6:30 I just keep a straight face and am like "I'm not telling"
if a mechanic ever fixes something on my car that I never asked for I'm simply not paying for that. Like "hey man we noticed your coolant was a little off so we went ahead and flushed that for you" like. no? i did not ask for that. I'm not paying for that. i came in here for one thing so I'll pay for what I asked for. you don't get to just slap extra charges on my bill!
18:32 I feel immediately called out. I always use Subtitles, and I am using subtitles while I watch this
1:25 Yes there was a game where you played coop through the entire game, one character was a FBI or some government undercover agent and the other characters was a high ranking gangster, and at the end you have to fight for who gets to live.
11:20 If I woke up and saw billions of dollars in my bank account, I'd be too scared to spend any of it in case somebody I don't want as an enemy comes asking for it back.
17:13 I hardly feel tired since I got my 8 hours of sleep in. The problem is my natural sleep cycle is between 2 and 10 AM
8:49 I was thinking “are you “robin” the place?”
my ankle does that and just shrugs it off
people who leave their table filthy at a restaurant are ESPECIALLY infuriating when there are literally 8 trash cans throughout the building within easy reach, like, YOU ARE SITTING NEXTTTTT TO A TRASH CANNNN MY GUYYYYY THROW YOUR SHT AWAYYYY oh my god it drives me crazyyyy
1:25 i cried after you mentioned the game. It's "a way out" BTW