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Fun fact: high heels started out as men's footwear. If I remember correctly they made a big fuss when women started wearing them because they were too masculine.
You'd be surprised how common this is when it comes to clothing.
Coiffed hair, makeup, high heels, and even corsets.
And the colour pink was for men..
Weren't tights and some type of wigs started out as for men too? I remembered there was another piece of fashion (maybe the highheels) started out as solely for knights.
A lot of men fashion throughout history have been pretty flamboyant and feminine (by today's standards).
That's why it's so ridiculous to be gendering clothings and fashion.
ngl those old warriors rocked some pretty badass skirts
@@mahogara exactly
Fun animal fact: Crows like to give presents. There have been several cases of people feeding their local crows, and the crows giving their human friends little trinkets in return.
Awhhh :]
Who told you about my crows? Who did it?!
@@bumblebeeyellowdragon Your uncle himself
These animal facts are always some of the best comments, please keep providing them!
It's a respectable trade.
One of my employees, a sever, is a trans woman, another is a woman, a greeter, in her late 40s. The woman in her 40s has very short hair and is quite overweight, but she is definitely recognizable as a female. A Karen came in for a to go order. She picked it up, but decided she needed more carrots. She kept saying sir at the back of the greeter. She, of course, didn't turn around at first. She corrected the Karen saying I'm sorry, but I am not a man. The woman then goes off on an anti-trans rant which ended with her getting escorted out by the police. The actually trans server was watching it all go down. As the police left, she started laughing her ass off and then hugged the greeter.
Transphobes are not smart people. 🤣
"We can always tell!!!!!"
The people who can always tell:
This is beautiful
@@captaincaspian42 Most of the ones who can always tell probably aren't transphobic in the first place, given any "universal" tells would be so small that you'd have to be close to trans people to learn them. If they even exist in the first place.
lol reminds me of that time a trans woman beat a cis woman in some fighting sport thing & those same people flocked to the pre fight photos, trying to 'show' how the trans woman was obvious for all to see cause she's so tall... they got the wrong woman lmao, the short one was the trans one
Love how people in those shortened disney recaps always leave out the fact that Gaston tried to _blackmail Belle into marrying him, by threatening to have her father institutionalised!!!_
Or the fact that Belle could leave *at any time* and did a few times.
And that the Beast only threw her father in the dungeon because he trespassed on his property.
And Gaston didn't try to "save" her from anything. Belle had already been "freed" by the Beast at that point. I use quotes by freed because Belle made it pretty obvious early on that the only thing keeping her in that castle was her sense of obligation. She had no trouble running out of that castle the first time Beast really scared her.
And, I'm not saying Beast's response was okay, but she does go into the one place he says not to and tries to touch his enchanted rose. Why, Belle? Why?
@@jamester3484Would like to add that not only did he trespass, he was stealing a rose from that private property, even if it was a single flower and for his daughter. (I’m catching up on vids on this channel as someone who recently subscribed, just as explanation for why I’m saying this so many months after.)
Don't forget he finds out Belle was captured the moment Belle's father got back to town, but waited the entire winter before he did anything.
The whole "kids hate veggies and ESPECIALLY broccoli" comes from 3 issues: a)most people don't know how to cook veggies properly. Broccoli is like a poster child of that, I can't count how many times people treated me to overcooked florets and hard-as-rock steam. b)people don't use seasoning other than maybe salt and garlic. Ever wondered why veggies at your restaurant taste so good? Because they are drowned in seasonings and fat. c)children sometimes have sensory issues. Instead of forcing your kid to swallow your overcooked broccoli ask them what is wrong with it? Does the texture of food make them want to gag? Does the smell aggravate them? Maybe they hate how bland in taste is your overcooked broccoli!
THIS!!! i love broccoli but i went to my friend's house one time as a kid. they hated broccoli and i always wondered why. their mom brought it out and it was unseasoned and unevenly cooked. i ate none of it cause i was a very rude child and very proud of that.
I figured this out quickly that I only hate most vetables cos they are mushy. I would happly eat an entire bag of carrots if I could digest it. But I can’t digest carrots anymore >~
I remember exactly once in my childhood I didn't wanna eat veggies, and it was a really weird smelling wok. To this day I still haven't smelt anything like it.
can confirm. i was always understimulated by food growing up, and still am. but at least now i dont throw a fit. its literally stressful chewing something you can barely taste, and a lot of veggies on their own are hard to taste.
I generally dislike most veggies but not for the taste, but for the texture. Most vegetables have a texture I hate. This is why I thrive on soup (all blended in a nice, dense way) and veggie cakes and everything I don't have to feel the texture in my mouth. Even mushrooms, something I LOVE as taste (give me a mushroom risotto and I will love you forever) makes me gag for the texture
I just love how sewing supplies cookie box is universal.
Bruh even I thought there would be sewing supplies
@@paballomolata8844 same lol
I have that same container full of writing utensils. It's for storage and storage only
@@kaityr9693 It's crazy how the cookie box is no longer known for its intended use.
My grandma had like five cookie tins stored full of stuff and my mother used to store things in them too.
The "can you please tell me what pirate sites to avoid" gag reminds me of when sort of the reverse was done by grape juice producers during prohibition, when they published a detailed, step-by-step "warning" about what its customers should DEFINITELY not do, because it would result in their product fermenting and becoming VERY ILLEGAL wine.
That reminds me of the WKUK sketch about how it’s illegal to say “I want to kill the president of the United States”
Ah yes, Vine-Glo. 😂
Ah yes. That era.
And Vine-Glo.
Thank you, Oversimplified for teaching me this.
Years ago a newspaper here in Finland published an article which was basically a step-by-step guide for ordering non-government approved recreational substances from the Internet for dummies.
Well, Russia actually has a list of banned websites. A long list of all kind of stuff, both normal (like opposition websites or pirate software sites) and things that should really stay banned. List is open to public =) They should really add tags to allow for some catalogue classification though lol.
Another crow fact: Crows can remember faces! A study was done, which involved a few guys in masks being buttholes to some crows, and after a few days when the crows spotted these guys without the mask, they attacked them! The crows even warned other neighbourhood crows about the 'evil humans'.
It's generational, too. They have babies, teach the babies who the assholes are, and then they have babies... mess with one crow, and as long as there are crows, they will forever hate you.
If the guys did it while wearing masks and then got recognized without masks, doesn't that mean crows recognize you without seeing your face?
@@hexkirn they recognised via hairstyles and eyes, for example
@@katm1379 Actually it was the masks they recognized and described to other crows. The scientists brought out the same masks to wear in surrounding areas and even year after year the crows reacted to the presence of a threat. The original crows that were harassed had warned their babies and neighbors.
@@FoxFireNaruto oh i see! Thank you!
Fun animal fact: Crab is NOT the final crustacean form, and in fact many species have de-crabbed (decarcinization). Many species went crab and then decided that it wasn't for them, usually for safety concerns, as being crab made them more vulnerable, or prevented them from accessing resources.
To crab or to decrab, that is the question.
I really hate that the media keeps telling kids veggies are gross. Even healthy food items for kids are often labeled as having 'hidden veggies' instead of celebrating the better taste
It's less of a problem of 'the media is telling kids that veggies are gross' and more of a problem of 'the parents who let their kids watch our shows/movies won't want their kids to see our shows/movies anymore if we start showing properly-cooked veggies because it'll cause the kids to pester their parents about their awful cooking skills'. Basically, parents need to learn how to cook veggies.
Oh, and pro tip: I typically eat my broccoli and cauliflower with gravy.
For me personally the media did influence how I approached veggies as a kid. I watched Popeye cartoons and was encouraged to eat my spinach and I honestly believe that spinach being shown as a positive thing helped me develop a taste for it and other veggies. I feel like we need more media outlets besides Popeye and Sesame Street to encourage healthy eating habits. But without jumping down a conspiracy theory rabbit hole, you have to wonder which media outlet is giving you dietary advice and what ulterior motives they have. Sugary breakfast cereal companies for example.
I was taught as a young teenager to call out that the takeout had arrived into the house when home alone so the delivery guy doesn’t know you’re a young woman on your own so the pizza guy one hits different
THIS!! I also get sketched out by having Uber/Lyft pick up or drop off at my house
I used keep a bat behind the door.
Now I have a gun!
I don't even remember seeing that in this video... How messed up. :(
Usually I get them to leave it at the door, but I should be doing this when I answer the door anyway, great idea! I don’t tend to answer my door unless I know who’s coming but sometimes I’ve answered when I thought it was a parcel and it’s been someone else. I’m going to do this now, thank you! 🙏
@@Veltrossthome too bud. I keep a charter arms .38 snub nose in the key/mail shelf that’s on the wall next to my front door. If I’m ever suspicious about someone (hasn’t happened in 10 years at current apartment), I can make sure the door only stays open a crack, and I can take cover while monitoring the threat.
Belle falls in love with the humanity inside Beast all on her own. Gaston, on the other hand, is simply pursuing the most attractive woman in town to be his trophy wife without considering whether or not either of them have feelings for eachother.
In other words, Gaston is a shallow dick, and Beast is a beast?
People who think Belle has Stockholm Syndrome need to rewatch the movie with a more critical eye.
Another annoying one is people who say Ariel gave up everything for a man. She didn't. She always wanted to go up to the surface world. Eric was just a bonus disk
And then he literally locked her up and was going to basically torture her father by saying he's insane, all so he could get his trophy wife.
@@Gloomdrake yeah, tbh Ariel was seen being obsessed with the surface before she even saw Eric
@Lamppost 🦕 naaah Belle doesn't have a Stockholm syndrome, she's just a gold digger... in the Disney novie she changed her feelings to him AFTER he showed her he has the biggest library in the area
Not even because he was educated because of the library or something, but just because he has the most things she likes, books.
Fun fact: the Beauty and the Beast BEFORE Grimm wrote it down was actually very wholesome, the Beast was just an introvert, who just liked to garden and read and Bell was free to leave at any time and knew it, she came there on her own free will in some of the versions too, and they fell in love over a long time of talking and getting to know eachother. Beast wasnt ever even arrogant or brash in many versions, just a prince everyone except one person liked and so they cursed him because he was too much of a good person and looked good too.
Beauty and the Beast isn't a Grimm's fairy tale at all. They never wrote that one down. They have one that is a bit similar, but not much.
In the original, Beast didn't look human until after his and Belle's wedding night.
"I guess the beast ended up all right in the end. But what if the enchantress messed with their heads? What if she made them all hate him? What if he was always kind, and it was just their state of mind?"
Fun fact: The Beauty and the Beast tale was written by a woman to teach young girls to accept the husbands their parents will choose them, even if they were ugly. That's the moral of "find the inner beauty", it's "don't worry if your husband is twice your age, Mom and Dad knows what's best" ^^
@@krankarvolund7771 This is more than I would like to know.
As the person who is assigned to eating the cookies from the sewing tins:
I sincerely apologise for missing some tins.
Wait that’s a thing you can get assigned?
@@-_Nifi_- if nobody else wants to, I suppose so, yeah lol
@@jodoodlyboi2963cool
That chat at 26:23 made my hair stand on end, wtf kind of pedophilic groomers are they using to train their AIs?
No one trains it as a job, it uses the collective internet. You and I and everyone on the internet, right now, typing words into online platforms, are training it. And there are pedos all over, so it gets all of it.
Snapchat
I once took my son to a grocery store and was fully expecting him to ask for candy. He asked for broccoli, and then proceeded to be very happy with his very own broccoli at the check-out counter 😂
Did he eat his very own broccoli, how did he keep it as a pet ? :D
@@grenade8572 He ate it raw
Lmao sounds like me as a kid. I loved candy too, but I was one of those rare kids who loveeed broccoli and would also eat it raw lol
That's a lovely story, your son sounds charming
My daughter used to ask for savoy cabbage, she absolutely loved it, until she became a teenager and preferred chocolate lol, hope your son still enjoys his vegetables
@@kerryalbany3922 Thank you, he was and still is, very charming (14 yo now) and eats almost anything his dad or I cook for him.
I feel like clicks channel is very fitting with this subreddit
he is just flirting with it now🤣
You come for the memes and stay for the furry naughties
@@acupofmayo I HAVE BEEN GONE FIR YEARS
WAT
I thought you said flirting with this subreddit
Fr though
2:08 Not only do they get in trouble to transparency, they don't even teach cops how to identify other cops while undercover!
I thought you just asked them if they were cops. Movies are real life, no?
cops don't have to tell yo they're cops if they're undercover, they can simply lie, then bust you
@@thedragonofcanada6659 That's ok, but generally goverments will tell spies that there's another spy operating if their areas overlap, so that they don't bust eachother. The chief should have informed thede undercovers that some dealers were undercovers as well, so this doesn't happen. Pretty bad management
You'd think there'd at least be some sort of private code
@@brysondameron8936 Now I'm imagining them trying to put in like some kind of a safeword. Like just some cop pulling up to a drug deal and saying "Potato salad?" or something
I am immensely impressed by the doll girl at 17:40 because that’s really believable
Same; also immensely amused that she legit SCREAMED out *"GOOGOO GAGA BABY!!!"*
THAT SCARED ME SO MUCH XD
I should suggest this to a friend of mine as her April Fools prank next year - she's also great with make up and cosplay... XD
@@WynneLshe also kept saying "daddy" as she walked away😭
"Normal guy selfies" is the biggest red flag of someone who could leave you dismembered in a ditch I've ever heard.
Saying the cops arrested the other cops is kind of watering it down, they actually all beat the shit out of each other and had a whole standoff. Happened in Michigan a few years ago IIRC.
lol they can keep beating each other up i dont mind
just lemme grab my popcorn first
They should upload the body cam footage as "improvised wrestling"
The only kind of police violence that I don’t mind
man not even the COPS like cops
You know I’m not sure if I should be impressed by the fact that both police teams were actually able to convince each other that they really were dealers/buyers or if I should be concerned about the fact that neither police team could actually tell the difference and according to OP went as far as to beat the crap outta each other.
Hey Click, I'm sorry to have to tell you this. Its kinda embarressing, but your handsomness is showing again.
*blushes*
Ahh I hate when that happens
Dang it is 😮
@@TheClick the lack of asterisks leads me to believe you just said this aloud in a low voice.
@Noah Berman it was said using a speaker
13:12
Fun fact: Helmets have a code of distinction in a building site to help others know what is your labour in the general place.
Hers is not the one used by electricians and heavy machinery team. Hers is the one used by supervisors. She's either a supervisor or the bravest engineer I've ever seen.
Edit: The right coloured helmet is supposed to be blue. I'm not saying she can't be both tho.
I had no idea. Cool! Thanks for sharing! 😊
My guess is that she's a supervisor who got in the seat of a turned off crane for a photo op.
Is that colour code universal or does it vary between countries?
I just wanna let you know, there was an older gentleman who was wearing an ankle length skirt and heeled shoes at my workplace. I told him I liked his shoes and he grinned, held one of his legs out to show off the shoe a little more, and thanked me. Men in heels is becoming a thing again and I am living for it.
20:51 fun fact: piracy is actually legal, but distrubution of pirated content is not.
In many places, cannibalism itself isn't illegal, only the process of acquiring the meat
@@ultimatewolfgaming4171 i couldnt tell if this was sarcastic or not because im bad at picking up on hints but it lead me down a really neat rabbithole which didnt awnser by question did did end with me learning cannibalism used to be used as a medial treatment (take a wild guess what timeframe that was in)
@@TheOneTrueDuck It's true, if you somehow manage to get the human meat in an ethical way(like someone got an amputation and you took the useless limb), you can eat it if you want
The AI beer commercial looks like something out of a Hellraiser movie and I have to admit, in that context it would be creepy as hell if an otherwise normal scene started to warp and change like that around a character. Like something out of a Junji Ito book.
AI makes the best horror, without even trying.
I don't even drink but if that was a real commercial I'd have to buy it
What bothers me the most is in the beginning. The light skinned dude in the background coming towards the grill has so many things wrong with him. His neck is like, super long. His head is on backwards. His hands are in his "hoodie" pockets, but he's not wearing a hoodie just a regular t-shirt. And at one point he has three legs. Like ik AI is pretty bad at generating human forms but I didn't think it could mess up that bad.
@@Madame_Enyo same I only ever drink like a beer maybe if I'm in excruciating pain just cos I don't like the feeling of being inebriated at all
There's a McDonald's commercial where the McDonald's spreads like a virus and the universe is become burger.
20:18 lets not forget of course how Gaston was planning on blackmailing Belle with her father's comittal to a mental asylum if she didnt marry him. What a *nice* fella.I doubt there was a house big enough in that little town for Belle, Gaston, and his ego even if he did manage force her to marry him
Also people have debunked the idea of Stockholm syndrome in general and not just Beauty and the Beast.
@@pinkkrystalz7610 yeah beauty and the beast was more of Lima syndrome since it was beast who felt sympathetic and eventually fell in love first
@@legoben98productions No because Belle went into his castle to find her father and beast let him go. Yes, he did let her go later on, but he didn't "capture" her when they've trespassed his home. So no, I've seen the movie multiple times and there weren't any syndromes of any kind in the movie.🤦♀️
@@pinkkrystalz7610 and Belle literally said "let me stay here to let my father leave". It was her idea but people tend to gloss over that part.
@@krbthewitch And then she runs away within a day because she went into the West Wing. "Promise or no promise, I can't stay here." I'm honestly surprised Beast went back and saved her, to be honest.
To be fair Gaston was trying to force her into marriage by kidnapping her father and threatening to send him to an insane asylum.
Edit: For the little girl talking about Martin Luther she was half right.
she was 100% right
Face it, neither of Belle's suitors were good for her. She should have just stayed single. Gaston's an arrogant fool trying to blackmail her into marriage, and her "prince" kidnapped her, although he did also save her life, so...
@@Delilah_Fields hey I 100% agree with you. Neither were good situations.
@@BurntSushi. I meant she was right he died to help save people from the horrid sin of slavery but the half wrong was that wasn't what they were actually talking about. It's sad he died in the first place.
@@Delilah_Fields Actually, people online have debunked about Stockholm syndrome not just in terms of Beauty and the Beast, but in general.
The faces of the teenagers that were shocked about the cleaner dipping the mop in the toilet and cleaning the mirrors, before turning to them and proclaiming: "Every day I do this." Will let me sleep with a smile. That pure and utter shock, heck, even if it was staged of fake, I dont care, it was brilliant.
So, back in my wild oat sowing days, I was at the bar and there was a woman who was about 40, blond, dressed in a tight black mini-dress dancing. A guy next to me wanted to hit on her because she couldn't be over 25. I tell you, women can judge other women's ages far better than men can, whether they are posturing about it or not. It's a strange little thing I've run into over the years.
"I can tell a transperson on sight!!"
Legit, I've had people say this TO MY FACE.
I told a ferrier I worked with once, and he didn't believe me. Like I was shooting the shit with the female barn staff and said something about used to being female. His head just APPEARED out of the stall he was mucking, "WHAT?!"
"Yeah....I uh....I used to be a woman. Haven't been for a while now."
".....What? No.....how? I mean.....I never would have guessed."
I wanted to kiss him. It was the nicest thing I've had someone say to me in a while!
Ugh, I had someone tell me this and then start shrieking about how I'll never be a woman and I'm not fooling anyone. I was pre everything and wasn't even binding. They can't tell. At all.
@@waffles3629 Well, remember, they think that think "trans"=="trans woman"=="f@gg0ts-inna-dress". Which is why they are attacking trans people in the first place: because they can't get away with shouting, "D1e, F@gg0t!" at gay men like me_ quite so easily anymore. So instead, as a way of making it possible to attack _me_ again, they're attacking trans people.
Make no mistake, the modern wave of Transphobia is Homophobia, Misogyny, pseudoscience claiming to be "bAsIc-BiOlOgY," and a childish-pop-sci-misunderstanding of genetics, all standing on each others shoulders while wearing a trenchcoat and a fedora.
@@waffles3629 wait wait wait. They thought you were a trans women when you were actually a trans man…. Lmao😂
@@rechaljones2447 I'm a demiguy, but yeah, close enough, at least for their level of understanding
@@waffles3629 GFY.
Sometimes I like to pretend Swedish people exist while I watch Click's videos even though Sweden isn't a real country.
Love from Denmark.
Me: *slowly fades away from existence*
Then who the heck was Marzia married to? 💀😱
You don't exist, Yang. You're a fictional character. /j
@@paballomolata8844 An AI.
Best regards another Dane...
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25:14 A black man, with a confederate flag that has been rainbow-ified and a trump hat, what the actual fuck
Definitely an alien with no clue how humans work.
His motivations are beyond our understanding
You don't see that everyday
Maybe just pure ragebait? I would think. Or just "making a statement" like, haha no one can tell what I actually stand for because I'm being so ridiculous and random and unique and this makes me my own person", Idk.
22:22 so that's how babies are made
25:52 Actually, men are not the same, we just use telepathic mind feilds to cooperate in the battlegrounds. The penis is a transmission antenna.
My antenna has a pretty weak signal sadly.
Receiver is stored in the balls
As someone who's been single for like six years, I'd very gladly pay like $1000 for AI to tell me who my perfect match is and set me up with them. Being gay in the southern US, it's very difficult to even try to date, much less find the right one.
and then they set the ai so that it always matches you with the opposite gender cause of course they would
You need to get out of there, dude. There's a reason why we tend to move to the same locations: so we can find each other.
Bit of Gay History:
After the patriotic surge of men enlisting, gay men from around the US discovered, "I'm not the only one!" So after the war, they all settled in the same cities, the neighborhoods where they settled becoming the "gayborhoods" of New York City, LA, San Francisco, San Diego, and Chicago.
I wish you the best.
Southern lesbian here. Completely understand. The Bible Belt of America has some interesting versions of self hate too.
It is a real bitch. My husband and I live in a very military area, so that helped us. He's from the area, I wasn't.
If there's a military base near you, try the places where they hang out. Navy and Air Force are safer than Army or Marines.
Fun fact about chickens: they'll eat anything in front of them. Be it grass grain eggs cooked chicken the corpse of a rat, they'll eat it.
The pigs of the bird world.
is your comma key in the shop or something
@@comradewindowsill4253 Nice One!
[P.S. Last time I tried to point out a misplaced modifier, using humorous examples, I got personally attacked. And I assure you that I was far, far nicer than what you said. You are a brave person.
Some days, I just want to write a detailed comment about a complex concept and leave out all of the punctuation while abbreviating half the words, then end it with, "Oh I'm sorry, you didn't understand this? Well language changes and it's more convenient for me this way."]
Chickens seeing a stray blueberry in their enclosure: happy little cluck birds
Chickens seeing a beetle missing a leg in their enclosure: ravenous bloodthirsty dinosaurs that will fight eachother for a taste of flesh
From what I’ve heard from people who raise chickens. If one of their chickens were to for instance cut itself on something and started bleeding, they would need to quickly remove it from the rest of the chickens otherwise the other chickens will absolutely attempt to kill and eat it.
I love how Click’s intro has just been progressively growing more and more open about his furry-ness
Been cheering from the very start.
it's called a mascot! uwu!!
@@leporid257 All animal mascots are furries now, furry mascot = best mascot (this is a joke plz don’t kill me)
@@ashers.hangout it's p noticeable when a mascot is designed by a furry (and they design too furry adjacent) and i always dislike the style tbh
@@leporid257 As a furry myself that’s understandable seeing as how furries are a more stylized type of anthropomorphic animals. I just think it’s funny to call animal mascots furries, I don’t mean any disrespect to them though.
3:53
Well, high heels *were* originally invented FOR men.
More specifically, they were invented Butchers, so they weren't sopping around in the blood on the floors of the abatoirs.
Eventually, women discovered that it gave them a little extra height and made their calves look great, and promptly claimed them as their own.
They basically did to high heels what girlfriends do to your hoodies.
They were used for men riding horses too
I received a message through Facebook of an obvious scammer last year and I was bored so I decided to frick with him and said I was in a relationship but willing to leave her for him. I then went through an elaborate "I've invited her round to break up with her" thing and then sid that in a fight I'd pushed her and she fell down the stairs. I literally Googled "woman at bottom of stairs", took a screenshot and sent it to him without cropping. He told me of a doctor friend of his that could help me as long as I went to a shop and bought iTunes gift cards to pay for his help. It was HILARIOUS!
To be honest, the dad in the hospital doesn't seem to mind the stripper. At least he died a little happier. Unless his wife saw that, then well, at least he didn't suffer long.
0:59 - She’s saying men are scum as if she didn’t cheat on her husband through Tinder.
It really does sound like he found out and catfished her
and she used tinder to find new friends ❤
Classic double standard. When her husband does it, he's scum, but when she does it it's a-ok?
Um. It sounds made up.
Or, she has two ex-husbands, and accidentally ended up with one of them.
It's a rage bait lol
I absolutely love this idea of a street prank. Dressing up like a naughty doll, and scare people who criticize you, sounds awesome. What would happen if someone decided to pick her up and bring her home. What you allow it to happen, or else would she go out of character and try to stop you? That's the real answer I want to find out in a video.
gonna try this for a free ride to a different part of town 😂
Another prank idea inspired by this video: if someone you know uses cookie tins for holding sewing/other stuff then replace that tin with a tin full of cookies and hide the storage tin nearby with a note saying where to find it and that you hope they enjoy the cookies!
24:14 "We became friends so I ate her babies..." Is literally the plot of so many adult movies.
WHAT!?
HUH
@@matthewboire6843 also nice pfp
33:18 feels like one of those commercials your not supposed to watch at 6-7 years old, but you woke up at 2:36 in the morning and decided to watch it anyways before falling back asleep
AI that hasn't been improved extensively is so bizzarely alien to human thought processes. The way they choose to fuse and blend things into a whole image that might not even have anything distinguishable is fascinating.
They can create a very convincing image of a thing, but they have no idea what that thing is, or what it's for. Buildings that don't touch the ground and don't have doors, for instance. They particularly seem to have a problem with remembering how many fingers people have, often erring on the side of rampant genetic mutation, and slapping on a few extra.
It's fascinating.
i was in germany with my brother and father several years ago. we were stopped at a stop light and the german man in the car next to ours looked over at my brother and asked him (presumably) for directions in german. my brother got a panicked look on his face and said "i don't speak english." the man smiled at him and waved and went back to waiting for the light to change.
I love the police drug arrest thing, because if you think about it, they did their job so well and kept so much secrecy around the operation that even their colleagues didn't know. After all is said, amazing job, just a shame it came to this lmao.
15:25 My little brother did that to a lady at Walmart. She was selling those comed plans and we walked by and try to get our attention but my brother told her "Sorry. I don't speak English." Its funny cause she was more pissed than confused.
0:53 *”Well,👏 looks like the house burned down. Guess we’ve got to live outside now.”*
Guy from first meme was actually lucky because he wasn't inside the house when it collapsed
Danish cookie tins are supposed to have sewing supplies, everyone knows that 😂
Seriously, how do so many people from across the world across different cultures just know to use those blue Danish cookie tins for the same thing??
All cookie or chocolate tins everywhere end up as sewing equipment storage!🤣🤣 like the plastic ones end up as leftover storage.
@@piperjaycie my sister took her dinner to work once only to open it up and find out she’d grabbed the margarine. The danger of using your empty plastic containers to store leftovers and foods
Grandma used to have that exact tin for sewing stuff, but Im so fancy I need 3-tiered tackle-box for my crap. And now the stuff is starting to leak elsewhere too, I had to remove my vast button collection into a box of their own.
The most annoying part about getting a new tin for your sewing supplies is having to dispose of all the cookies first.
Delicious, sure. But annoying.
@@janemiettinen5176 my button/closure collection is in a stroopwafel tin currently
I really want to see Click play Bramble, I know it doesn’t rly fit in with his normal content but since it’s so full of Swedish folklore, art and stories I would love to see him play it. The art and story is also absolutely beautiful.
Maybe he could do it in stream and VODs could be on the Replay Channel ?
I find the crow video weirldy relatable. When he was my age, my dad used to have a pet boar called Kiko, whom he'd take for long walks, pet it, comb his hair. Eventually my father had to work too often to properly take care of Kiko, and when he stayed away longer than usual, he came back to find Kiko, now completely wild and severely ill. So my father ate him.
29:22 this was a Married...With Children joke decades ago. The parents head up to the bedroom the daughter pushes her bread into the toaster the toast pops up and they're heading down from the bedroom.
For some reason Clicks videos always feel like a mixture of comedy and therapy to me 😅
Click is the therapist! ❤😅
I just love that when he gets hysterical he turns into gingerbread guy from shrek
For the ex's son name, I feel like it would've been fine if the wife just said at first why she wanted it, as long as it was just she liked the name, and not because of the ex, but regardless, hiding it was a bad move
The hiding it part makes me think she named her son that because she still had a flame for the ex.
@@o-mangaming5042 Even then, saying that this is the name of my ex is real awkward to bring up either way.
Though I do agree she probably still had something at that point
@@o-mangaming5042 leaving aside whether or not she had feelings for him... why would anyone name a kid after someone they'd had a romantic relationship with? wouldn't it be weird? especially if it's some sort of real uncommon name what no one else has...
@@comradewindowsill4253 Don't know. I'd only do it myself if that ex happened to have a really cool name that I liked, and I most likely wouldn't be thinking of the actual ex when I did it.
27:20 in case anyone hasnt spelled it out, it goes /exactly/ where you think it goes because they need to fix batmans origin story that they messed up.
Oh lordy, that story at 7:25... Like, it's actually fine if you want to name a kid after somebody that was important to you in your past, imo. But... you gotta tell your partner that this is why you like the name. Christ...
I’m so happy to see Click doing ok and having his witty personality after nearly breaking down in the Blair video! It was only gone for a few minutes but god I missed it
My favorite part of the video is the janitor cleaning the mirrors.💀😂
I may have said this before but the new intro sequence is amazing! My congratulations to the animator.
The exact scenario with the janitor was told as an anecdote about the school I attended during an assembly, probably in 2006 or earlier. If I remember right it was implied to have happened many years earlier. Clearly this story gets around, I wonder if it actually happened anywhere.
15:35 lol one of the only Swedish phrases I know is “I don’t speak Swedish”
One Halloween during middle school, my sisters and I were part of a haunted house in run by our uncle. My older sister is a really pale redhead who is very introverted, so she pretended to be dead while my twin sister claimed she killed her. One little girl was scared, and her dad said "Don't worry; it's just a mannequin." My older sister then grabbed his leg while he walked past, scaring the crap out of him!
The AI commercial started off normal but then descended into pure madness.
I love the bit where two guys are just holding a...bottle-bubble-thing between them, mouths held to the completely sealed ends, doing something that _isn't_ drinking. It kind of devolved into an Eldrich religious ceremony.
Arson
@@cameronturner8087 Eldrich religious ceremonies often do contain arson. 😂
If you think that beer commercial is crazy, look at ai "art" of people and concepts. There's one that's supposed to be a person smiling, it's in the home office in the most recent Observation Duty game, and it looks like what you see on the dentist's wall during a bad trip on nitrous oxide. Absolute nightmare fuel.
If it's Ai, always look out for the hands. The beer commercial was wild with those hands bro 😂
I kinda did that "pretend to not talk English" thing by a mistake... I was flying to London, and sitting next to me was an older Swedish couple. They at one point asked if I speak Swedish in Swedish. Without even thinking, I just answered "no" in English, even though that means I clearly understood what I was asked... I studied Swedish in school but can't speak it at all anymore. And yes, I'm from Finland for better context lol
27:05 this scene is actuallt the teen titans undoing the changes to the time line after they eliminated the justice league so they could get their own movies.
Them saving Krypton was freaking awesomeness
25:25 reminds me of how I saw multiple people make OCs that were sleep paralysis demons but MILFs on twitter lmao
The naughty worker spilling the beans on her photoshoot is GLORIOUS. I live for reality checks like this. Naughty worker's tea on clients and what their jobs are really like is eye opening. Even the most naughtily confident alpha chad bros shrivel up and blow away in the wind compared to these people.
One of the evil things about AI is that sometimes it will tell you it doesn't know something and sometimes it will just confidently lie straight to your face.
Also, when you showed the Queen Elizabeth II. died thing, I half expected the response being something like "congratulations Jimin", because twitter trends basically conditioned me to think that is a logical progression 🤣
15:20 I acually use this technique. I live in a country that doesn't speak english, so I always just say stuff in english or spanish and they go away immidiately, since they usually sell stuff only for natives.
I read a similar story, where the kid was also named after the ex, but all three of them ar good friends and what makes it even better us that she though that she is infertile, because of the cancer she had in her teens.
23:11 yeah.. that's what purity culture gets ya. lumping normal human behaviours with predatory one's. "when I break the rules to do this one thing.. I might do this other thing..."
28:35
That driving simulator reminds me of the Yakuza 5 taxi minigame where whenever you approach a crosswalk faster than walking tempo pedestrians would suddenly start running onto and across the crosswalk infront of the car. Like they see you speed up at the empty crosswalk from the sidewalk and think "i need to run NOW"
27:36 I don't know if that's just me, but "riding your bear through town" kind of sounds like it could have a double meaning.
26:01 it’s like a somehow even worse version of ultron, learning from the entirety of the internet and rather than becoming a genocidal maniac it just becomes a child predator
That one with the adult worker calling out the alpha bro. Reminds me of something a model friend of mine once told me. She often gets hired to do "teen" photoshoots for adult sites... she's well into her 30s. In fact a lot of the models who do "teen" adult naughties are in their late 20s-30s and many kf thise who do "mature" stuff are in their 30s-40s but pretend to be in their 50s-60s
Well the age of women on screen is often messed up. I know that quite a few female journalists on news station will be recommended to leave TV behind for the sake of radio shows/podcasts/off screen work the minute they turn 45... So messed up, but when you think about who is the female George Clooney, not that he's my type but he's typecasted as the old hot guy
for the click: 24:00
the eggs on the frying pan are not Crow/Raven eggs,
they are too big, and too stretchy(meaning old) to be incubated eggs(because they will have blood vessels in them by the time they can get that flat)
at least from what I can tell from pictures. and it is unlikely I'm wrong about this.
28:15 yes, before a school bus stops it flashes amber safety lights and then when the bus driver opens the door red safety lights, a stop sign, and a crossing arm will automatically deploy. You are legally obligated to stop for such lights no matter which lane or direction of travel (unless the road is divided). It’s the same as a red light or stop sign at an intersection. The guy on the simulator did not yield to the bus and ran over the kid, granted in real life most bus drivers are trained to wait for seen traffic to stop before allowing a child to cross but it’s never a certainty when it comes to children paying attention. I don’t know for sure but that looks like a Blue Bird TC2000 so when the door is opened it would automatically deploy the red safety lights along with the stop sign and crossing arm but that doesn’t appear to be the case with the simulator for some reason, which is kind of dumb.
Source: my mother trained school bus drivers.
I’ve actually done the thing at 15:00 before. Saw a pamphlet guy on the street corner, needed to rush past without conversing, and instinctively, without thought, blurted out “Sorry! No English!” in a vague and unconvincing accent.
15:17 this reminds me of when a customer asked me a question in English and I answered the question in a lot of detail. She then asks a follow up question and when I started to reply she cut me off to say "I don't speak English" in perfect English. She had an accent but her pronounciation was spot on. I was left feeling a little confused XD
this sounds like a dream I once had
... i practiced in Russian how to say
I dont speak Russian
Fluently.
So I could make it clear my Russian is really b a d
Anyways I realise now thay may be confusing!
I'm Danish but I speak Swedish pretty well as I used to live in Sweden - all through my twenties. Every time I get stopped by random sales people in the streets of Copenhagen, I'll speak Swedish to them. People here are much less confident in other Scandinavian languages than they are speaking English, so most of them give up talking to me instantly. YAY for Swedish
6:50 you know the meme of Peter Parker crying and then laughing. That fits perfectly here
I feel like any charity that doesn't use Cliccy as a spokesperson is missing out. You're so reassuring.
Fun fact, high heels used to be for men. They were to help them stay in the stirrups on a horse.
The fact that the older high heels are used for horse-riding sounds incredibly weird until you realize they're better at that than they are at walking normally
Actually, high heels (or at least, platforms) were first used by butchers, to keep their feet out of the puddles of blood.
Thank you Click so much for these videos. They are so wonderful and brighten up my day. I just lost a friend recently and I just want to say that I am very grateful that you are hear to help comfort us through these trying times. We all love you Click. So much.
sending you big hugs🫂
@@taiyouscandalous1175 Thank you so much. I'm gonna be going to his funeral tomorrow.
Actually, the whole Stockholm syndrome thing with Beauty and the Beast has been debunked. In fact therapists like Jonathan from Cinema Therapy has explained why it doesn't make sense. Not to mention that post that you showed in the video was from Cracked of all companies, which says a lot about their credibility.😅
besides which the original case for Stockholm Syndrome doesn't actually prove the existence of Stockholm Syndrome... the only reason the hostages protected the criminals was because, between them and the police, the police were the ones who treated them like shit, not the criminals. Stockholm Syndrome doesn't have any actual empirical evidence for even existing at this point.
I love cinema therapy!
the breakdown of the 'hero' and 'villain' of beauty and ebast removes some IMPORTANT context about the villain: the fact that said villain continually harasses Belle to date him despite her not wanting to do so, because he feels ENTITLED to have her because she's 'pretty'. Plus there's the whole having her dad be sent to a mental asylum so he could blackmail her into dating him. AND the fact he rallies a mob to kill the beast NOT to save her (considering she...already left the beast's castle by that point to save ehr dad) but because he realsied Belle is in love with the Beast and is consumed with Jealousy.
Gasotn was NEVER portrayed as a good guy even when the beast was acting like a jackass.
1:31 lmao i saw that coming. i thought, hang on, that box looks familiar
I’m a super short woman who never wore high heels her whole life. Tried some a few days ago and I just felt so powerful. I was like god (despite not being able to walk)
This! I remember the first time I wore heels in high school. It was one of those blue moon occasions that I decided I'd dress formal (as in people could actually tell I was a young woman that day). That inch and a half made all the difference for me in my confidence. I, too, felt like a god.
Goodbye, god. Hello, Icarus. And by extension, concrete.
I had tripped over my own dang pigeon toes and dropped like a very loud and colorfully worded sack of hammers. But it was fun, though, regardless of the unscheduled trip. I just don't wear them all that often enough to have the hang of them 😆
@@rhiacorvalis4302This is worded beautifully, made me laugh 😄
I always forget that in Clicks day-to-day life, he has speaks Swedish. When he's like, alone, doing stuff, he mutters in Swedish to himself, sprinkling in some English for funsies. That's wild.
31:30 that kid had a family too didn't stop me though
What🤨
“Ai, what do you know that we don’t?”
I don’t know why, but this made me actually got me laughing.
19:07 this is reminds me of a Japanese movie I watched a few years ago. It's about a teacher "pranked" an arrogant smart student but instead of toilet water, she mixes dangerous pathogens into his lunch (I forgor which one, but i think it's an autoimmune virus), and because of that he was shunned because his friends believed that it was contagious and says that his mother died in an explosion, and actually traumatized him. The teacher pranked him to make him humble, but mostly because he accidentally killed her daughter, so ye- :D
25:39 his reaction was straight out of welcome to nightvale. Love the new intro btw
THAT "DOLL" LADY IS NOW MY FUCKING HERO.
She's got a lot of other fun video clips too. She's on tiktok. I would give the name but I sadly have horrible memory for names.
That said, she's great, and I highly recommend her stuff. I just wish she was on something other than tiktok after finding out what their terms of service contract says.
Stormigee. Her videos are fun, but her OF isn't worth it.
@@WashashoreProd she has an only fans???.. actually I think it might be weirder if she didn't have one.
As someone who now a little rusty at mandarin but can still understand it, they were advertising _tea_ , _canned iced tea_ , and talking about how it's very fresh at 13:31
hmm, fresh ass tea
31:20
XD they're probably friends who do that as a back and forth. And just did it out of habit.
This is at least how I choose to interpret it because I definitely have known people where we'd be like that.
Edit: spelling four months later.
34:43 i am not understanding a single thing i even don't understand wtf is this service but i am laughing because click is hearing slurs and freaking out
Anyone else call the # ? It’s a stand up comedian.