The EBT Card Hustle | Ali Siddiq Stand Up Comedy
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Ali Siddiq is a stand-up comedian, public speaker, and writer out of Houston. Ali’s unique style of stand-up began behind the walls of incarceration, an incubator for interesting experiences and good stories.
People received their first taste of Ali Siddiq when he appeared on HBO's DEF COMEDY JAM and LIVE FROM GOTHAM, and in 2013 he was named Comedy Central's "#1 Comic to Watch". In 2014, Ali impressed comedy enthusiasts by displaying his ability to captivate an audience with his "Mexicans Got On Boots" tale, descriptive storytelling, with over 15 million views, of a prison riot on THIS IS NOT HAPPENING, the first of three appearances. His stories continued with his HALF HOUR special, which premiered on Comedy Central in the fall of 2016. Immediately following the premiere of that special, Comedy Central offered Ali an hour-special where he performed for inmates live in a Texas jail, sending Ali back to where it all started. The hour special, Ali Siddiq: It’s Bigger Than These Bars, premiered in February 2018 on Comedy Central. In 2019, Ali could be seen as a Top 5 finalist on NBC’s BRING THE FUNNY. Most recently, Ali could be seen as a guest on THE JOE ROGAN EXPERIENCE. - ตลก
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I'm a certain age, so I remember when it was actual food stamps that you took out of the book...they went to the EBT card to prevent this...but people are creative! 😂
Yep.
Trade This for that.
Heck,
I even remember when you had to Buy them, like maybe 20-30% of one's income.
That stopped real quick.😂
that’s what i THOUGHT they were when i heard about them!! “tf do you mean it’s just MONEY on a CARD??? that’s so boring!” 😂😂
That's when you used to be able to buy a nickle piece of candy with a $10 food stamp and get cash back for the change.
Ali is more talented than Chappell, in my opinion.
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@LoriKasprzak-yk6nc we're reminiscing about food stamps. Start your own comment thread with that off topic shid.
I was standing in line at K-Rogers & someone walked up to me asking "ummmm, you paying cash"? I IMMEDIATELY knew what time it was 🤑🙌🏾😂
Ayyyyee.!! What Kroger was that at....just asking for a friend.
@@kellyjohnson8430 😂😂😂... go to any K-Rogers in Memphis. Your friend will find them 😂🤣😂
K Rogers in my Ali voice
40 cents on the dollar!
@RaymondGW Heyyyyy. How you doing. 40 cents in a dollar you say. When can we swing by.
Telling on myself. But during the pandemic, I got to hold a card. Was scared the entire time till I got to the car and home. I was like the lady in the Ikea commercial. START THE CAR!! 😂😂😂😂😂
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I remember that commercial. 🤣🤣🤣
WORD !!!!
Lmao purse basket took me tf out lmao 🤣
Yessss
this guy could make the most mundane situation hilarious af
No lie I be mad as hell watching them by stuff while I got small basket 😂
Me too!
Hating ass..😂😂
EBT cards are the original TEMU 😂😂 got poor folk shopping like billionaires
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Ballin Out 😂😂😂....
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*Yo!!!!* 😂
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The way he delivers...the timing, and the physicality...so tasty.
I absolutely enjoy how you paint a picture in my mind from your telling stories so that I'm watching a television show in my brain! You are a phenomenal story teller and I greatly appreciate you! You are the greatest comedy troubadour ever! Ain't nobody can hold a candle next to you! Much love and appreciation!
FAKZ. 👑💯
@@BlvdTodd Bluonkizalleia! Badoosbe! 🌡️👗👿👿👿🎣🍑🎣🐣
On bro, that’s why I like his comedy, I be literally envisioning these scenarios👏🏾🔥
PURSE 👜 BASKET!😂😂😂 "LET ME HOLD YOUR CARD!"😂😂😂
Why is this man so dang funny! He doesn't need one Netflix special he needs the limited series set😂😂 As 1 hour will not be enough!
BIG FACTS!!!!💪🏾❤️
I realize I've been under a rock. I had heard about him but only recently started checking out his comedy. He reminds me of an early Dave Chappelle. He's hilarious!
Not the Big Joker at the Tables 😂😂😂😂😂😂
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Ali is now the 2nd person ever I've encountered to call the carts baskets. I was extremely confused when my girl asked me to get a basket and I brought the little one you carry and she was like "no a basket".... my brain broke and I didn't speak for like 2 mins 😂
I know plenty of people that still call it a "buggy", even a few that refer to it as a "trolley". It gets even more confusing when you have many businesses now that have multiple sizes of carts and baskets to choose from.
always been baskets or buggies for me lol
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They looked at me crazy here in NC when I said basket. They call it a buggy. But us Houston people call it a basket.
😂😂😂 my dad use to call them buggies & my godmother called them baskets. But my momma, she called them GROCERY CARTS. That's where I learned how to be extra AF 🥴😂
No cap I used to be so embarrassed when I was younger and my mom and dad were going through some hardship, but now that I'm in my 50s and got sick and can't work rite now my EBT card does help a whole lot to get my through the hard times😢
I understand.
Maybe view it this way.
Ebt, credit and debit cards,
Cash and checks are acceptable trades for needed items & or services.
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Take care
@@heathertea2704 I guess that is another way to see things
Man do what you have to do till you get on your feet . That’s what it’s intended for. Bless up
That's what it's meant for
Yessir
“PUT IT ON THAT”
*Celebration shuffle*
“Aint no real money hell is you talking about”😂😂😂
This made my day right here. Groceries too high
never got more than $200/month for EBT, idk how people can even afford to sell EBT food unless they didn't need it in the first place
I don't receive food stamps but during the pandemic shut down when schools went virtual. People who had school age children was receiving Food stamp cards in the mail. I got one I didn't know what it was because it was a white card with my daughter name on it. Somebody was like its food stamps, yes I used it she was home for months during break fast and lunch.
All I got to say is he's a G.O.A.T in the comedy realm of this.😅 Been a fan going to remain one.
This just happened to me YESTERDAY. I got a small basket, some people came through with a whole caravan of carta FILLED to the brim😂😂😂
😂😭😂 Back in the day they'd sell food stamps too!! That was a good hook up!! 💯
@@hs-qk9qf 😭 I know that's right!!
Man, $50 for $100 in stamps 😂😂
Win win.😊
@@hs-qk9qfwhere you located???
ya;ll know. www.moment.co/alisiddiq
You have never lied!!! Stop selling telling the Hustle!!!😅😅😅
The finger pointing😂😂…you getting all of this😂😂
I had such a hard day today. I am exhausted, but I am uplifted by new material from my favourite comedian. Thank you, Ali 😊
Ali has so much material and all of it is bangers. Truly a gift from the universe .
BIG FACTS!!💪🏾❤️
Purse basket 😂😂😂 ...... I remember when they were actually printed on paper. Brown was $1 , blue was $5, I think $10 was yellow I believe..... But I do remember going to the store as kid with them hoping you don't see anyone you know seeing you with them, because you knew it was going to be a long day at school the next day. But when I got grown, I was looking for them cards pulling it out like an American Express or Visa.... Never leave home without it 😂😂😂😂
Ali is the Funny King. Keep those laughs coming brother.
NGL, I miss having that friend, cousin, friend of your cousin who had too damn many kids and got that huge EBT balance every month and would sell you $2EBT for every $1USD while they also tried to sell you 13 gallons of milk from their WIC. People got tight on selling EBT to people, tho; now they want nearly the full cash value of the card and wanna do the full exchange right in the checkout lane 🤣
Bro, who you telling? They out here not trying to give you no deals. If I can't get 50 cents on the dollar you gots ta go!
@@RaymondGWlast one offered me $100EBT for $90 AND I had to come give them a ride to and from the store for their own groceries, with all their damn kids! Nope!
I know this feeling. Looking for EBT cards now, because groceries are too damn high.😂😂😂😂
REAL. LIFE. SHIT. lol Ali strikes again!!!!!
As a former cashier, I used to let people hustle their EBT cards on my line.😂😂
Do not be telling secrets lol
Ya Know? 😝
That part😂😂😂
Can wait til the special drops
Domino 3? Whens it drop? I missed that announcement.
@@mattgoodell7015 He's on tour now
@@mattgoodell7015March 10th
March 10th!!@@mattgoodell7015
@@mattgoodell7015Domino Effect 3 drops this Sunday 8PM est/5pm pst.
I'm crying laughing. This why I love Ali. It doesn't matter what story he tell. You will laugh. ALI I JUST LOVE YOU❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤. I CAN RELATE TO WHAT ALI TALKING ABOUT. IM LAUGHING EARLY THIS MORINING. 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂. ALI ALWAYS MAKE MY DAY WHEN EVER I WATCH HIS VIDEO.
When them jawns was on paper that shit put me through college man.
We was our front of them centers!
“7 on 10! 7 on 10!”
When dude said $50 my old ass had flashbacks like “lemme get that!” 😂😂😂😂😂
When they put em on cards it’s shut down the whoooooole hustle! 😂😂
Domino effect 3 is very anticipated
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
Purse Basket!! Hilarious.
😂Come on Ali!
I never was jealous of people with the card, because there was a time where I had the card, it definitely came through for me when I needed it.
Facts!!! From DC I'm like let me get a bushel of crabs from my hard working card! Next in line shorty said 3 bushel of crabsl EBT card on deck!! Lol share Sis lol
Good clip. My brotha crafting funny like it was a new suit. Creating humor is a craft and Homie has it.❤❤
The struggle is real. Ali is telling no lies. I trade with a guy weekly, 💯🤣
Lmfao. That EBT spend different 😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣 Man this cat been killing it since Tokyohana
ALL TRUE Ali!
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This 💩 is real🤣🤣🤣🤣‼️
COVID even messed up that hustle for some😂😂😂😂
Appreciate your comedy its definitely its own thing
Truly hilarious me and my wife saw your live, and you were a bona fide fool!!! keep doing your thing, bro
That hustle went all the way back to stamp books😂
I'm crying. I 💕 Ali. The COTDAMN big 🃏 stand be me 😂😂😂
I remember bussin them book of food stamps down as a kid😂. Go get something for a quarter and get real money back😂 Miss those days.
Lookin for Somebody & put it that 😂🤣😂
ALI BRO THANK YOU! I NEEDED TO LAUGH BRO THANK YOU!!
10 years ago: "I gotta use the EBT card?? We broke??"
Now: "im TRYNA use the EBT card!! Im broke!!" 😂
Ali Siddiq!! The truth!!
😂😂😂I’m still making a trip BACK to the other side of the tracks on the 1st for that card lol
Aint nothing like that ebt hook.up!!! Damn that i love it🎉
Tickets already purchased the Atlanta show.....cant wait 😂🎉🎉
Man gave me flashbacks of the days we use to get stacks of funny money and make it rain at the grocery store with 2 baskets🤣🤣🤣
Love love love you Ali !! ❤❤
Too much love 🥰 Mad love. My God continue to take you from strength to strength 🇿🇦🇿🇦
The purse basket that is just too funny😂😂😂
You so right my brotha, can't find too many now😹😂😂
One of my customers came to the store to check her EBT balance. They mistakenly put 10,000 on her cash balance. She went straight to Chase Bank and withdrew every cent.👏🏿👏🏿🤣
Have you spoken to her or seen her since how did that play out? 😂
@MarkMcCray-gg3wx Yes! She bought kitchen appliances 😁😁
Ali I Just Love You, I'm crying You are so right about this topic.😂😂😂😂😂❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤❤
I absolutely LOVE him!!!!! ❤️ ❤❤❤❤❤❤😂😂😂😂😂
Ali Siddiq, Jo Koy and Barry Brewer Jr fav comedians
Brrruuu 😂😂 ain’t even going lie this the truth sometimes I’m like ssshhiiii I ain’t even working no more 😂😂
The Best!
I miss the STAMPS & LINK CARD ❤😂❤😂😂❤❤
I buy two cards a month for $280 and get $580 dollars worth. The people I get them from just shop at the Food Banks. Which the ones in Cali get donations from Whole Foods, Trader Joe's, Sprouts, and other stores. Over 80% of that stuff is still good. No one should ever go hungry in the USA. We definitely have to much here.
😂😂😂 my mama used to have 2 baskets 😂😂😂😂 GOOD OLE DAYS
He always males my days better i swear omg i laugh so hard
The purse basket is all I can do 😂😂😂😂
HYSTERICAL 🖤♥️🖤♥️
Those paper stamps was the good Ole Days. They gave them out at the food stamp office. I would catch them coming out the door and buy them. Yasser ❤
Thanks!
thank u
I am one and thanks for telling the truth...💯
Remember the paper ones and you go to the store and get the little 25 cents candy or less and get the change
When you start talking slow and low😂😂😂😂😂. Why Ali😂😂😂❤❤❤
Bruh I can’t wait for domino effect 3 😂🔥🔥
Shiiiiit, gone are the days of ballin outta control with EBT 😂 groceries so damn high, even the bare necessities are a luxury 😂😂
Facts. 💯 😂 the human mind. 🧠
"damn aint nobody in here" 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
We all have to support Ali and write to Netflix. He really needs his own special.
When he said he was looking for someone that had the card I cried 😅
I would roll down the aisle and speak out loud. I would say damn, i I wish I could find a card😂
Ali is real
I used to be on the county in my 20's and I ain't gonna lie, I was eating good in those days. I make too much money now to be on EBT but now I'm eating tv dinners😂
I love it, but for real! 😂😅😂😅
Ali is the vlad tv of comedy m, the way he chopped this up
Purse basket LMFAOOOOOO🤣🤣🤣🤣
I don't know what Longstar card is but that EBT hit different man I miss my plug LMFAO🤑
I remember those people, Cool. But having the Big Joker in the spades game 😂😂😂😂
Purse-basket. LMAO!!!
Cart be full af.
AMEN!!!
LMBO 😂😂😂
going to see Loss III in March can't wait to watch them all back to back. I &II are great but when you watch back to back it his different. LOSS I should be a movie.
www.moment.co/alisiddiq
omg the truth in this!!!! :) :) :)
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣Well to do!!!