Infantry Only In Hearts Of Iron 4 -The Soviet Strategy (HOI4 Challenge)
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- We ARE BACK! In Hearts of Iron 4 playing as the SOVIET UNION!!! With a twist, we are only allowed to use AN ENDLESS supply of infantry! Yer it is rather OP.
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So, just a normal soviet game?
hi
Weren’t you ice picked?
I made sure of that
F Daddy
Hey ISP
-2.1 billion planes
That means you can crash them into +2.1 billion planes and create the biggest antimatter bomb the world has ever concieved.
Like usual, soviets need to compensate for something.
@@bruhtonbruhkkinson6848 Like usual, Xapitalists still need to feel like they're better
@@frenchsoldier8485 They are though
@@thegreatestdane8978 yes...that's what capitalism means.
I was silently panicking every time you panned over and failed to mention that the US HAD EATEN HALF OF THE BLOODY SOVIET UNION
Ikr!! I was so confused why he didn't care about it
They are doomed to their fates in the Siberian gulags
I mean... it's just the Far Eastern and Siberian Districts.... there is nothing there, besides Jewish and Farmers.... but there are plenty of farmers at Ukraine and Jewish people wasn't exactly loved by anyone in Europe back then, so they are pretty happy now.
@@thegreatestdane8978 Exactly, I mean, no infrastructure, factories or anything really. I just draw up a front against manchokou in the start and garrison north sakhalin and vladivostok. Then I don't even pan over it the entire game(unless I have to go against japan because of all the communist china shit)
You... you can... you can pause the game and do all your focuses and then turn the console command off and then press play and avoid all that mess... but then that’s no fun is it?
>German riech joins allies.
HMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
Riech actually means"smell" in german
There is a difference between Reich and Riech
@@GoldfishEmpire true
@@GoldfishEmpire and the 3rd reich is called Großdeuches reich
I noticed that you started out with over two billion manpower but half way through the video only had about fifty million left. Stalin would be proud.
CoMmUniSm hAs kIlLeD 1o0 mIlLIoN pEoPLe wOrlDwIdE
@@lsswappedcessna you say that like you dont belive it?
@@hjalteariahjaltalin1568 It's a meme, I do believe it. I was doing it like the spongebob meme because that particular point is a bit overused.
@@lsswappedcessna I would go as far as saying its underused and not properly understood by people, its not like communism by accident killed 100 million people, a majority was deliberate and genocide.
@@hjalteariahjaltalin1568 Fair enough. Stalin was more of an asshole than Hitler tbh. Hitler was likely mentally ill (doesn't excuse his actions but it's something to think about), but Stalin actually believed this shit was the right thing.
Then again, Churchill also had his own problems, as did FDR and Truman, but as far as everything else goes, FDR and Truman were probably among the cleanest allied leaders at the time. Well, except for the bombs, but I'm not factoring in Truman's Big Michael Bay because that's a discussion on all of its own.
As far as communism goes, how many people out of around 100 million actually starved? I've always kinda wondered that. Of course there were people who died in Gulags (which were basically concentration camps that killed through work instead of pumping large amounts of pesticide into a sealed room) and then those whose last sight was a black Volga parking in front of their house and a man in a government suit stepping out.
5:37: Imagine all the commanders receiving their sealed orders with "TOP SECRET" in big red letters on them, and they are told not to open them until the attack. So the time comes, they all open their orders, and they just say "Go this way" with an arrow pointing towards the top
13:32 I love how China basically had a second 'Romance of the Three Kingdoms'
Izaiah Baker «IT’S LU TWO!» -A soldier
“German reich joins allies”
Italy: Are you laughing at me or with me?
"German Reich has joined the allies"
Spiffing Brit: "Germany how have you joined the allies this actually makes no sense"
Actually, this does make perfect sense, German Nazism was carefully nurtured to combat Communism, which was pretty much what all of the allies were about, thus the creation of NATO at the end of the war.
@@biohyde6039 You are a dumbass
@@biohyde6039 No the allies were about fighting Nazis
@@mk_gamíng0609 Yeah right. That's why former SS soldiers fought in the Vietnamiese - French wars, because allies really hated nazzis. Sure. why not.
Infantry only
Soviets
I'm looking forward to this.
This is when the fun begins.
But all the infantry
G O E S T O G U L A G
"China has formed the Chinese united front, containing China and China, fighting.. China"
Chinese history in a nutshell
can say the same about medieval germany
REEEEEEEEEEEE CHEATS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEe
Hello
It's almost like he's iSorrow
Like you've never cheated before?
@@MyUsersDark learn what a joke is
It took spiffing less than 5 minutes to accidentally send the entire world Into war and chaos. Just how we like it
*complettly ignores america overrunning his east front :)
Dam I can't watch I don't have tea
@@thespiffingbrit Drinking coffee! And obviously conspiring with some party in Boston ;)
@@thespiffingbrit When will we see a "Just tea provinces conquest in EU4"? Sorry if i haven't watched it, if it exists already.
Um. Sir I threw my tea in the Harbor.
@@greenstonerolling5163 you disgusting savage
@@thespiffingbrit Please forgive me ,im in England i dont like tea..
Who else took the time to get a cup of tea before watching this
me
Earl Grey, right guys?
Affirmative XD
I prefer moroccan green mint tea
a nice cuppa east frisian tea. I did not manage to finish it by the 3 minute mark however. The shame was real.
>declares war on everyone on 1936, yeah fair.
My brothers, This is beautiful.
Ah blin it's him! Give him an like or he send you to gulag.
Our brothers*
@FREE 3021 da
@@ragingbread284 , we*
Salute comrades
This is so sad can we have artillery only?
"Ve're just Dimitris, Premier. Ve're meant to be expendable."
Stalin Spiff: "...да"
I do this as pretty much every country lol, a good infantry base can smash the AI even if they have tanks and air superiority.
This needs an Alternate History Hub video to explain...
This is the proof that the Britains finally gave up on their traffic problems.
Soviet field commander: "comrade stailn, the men have no guns!"
Stalin: "hmmm... they were peasants once right? Get them to use their scythes."
Scythe guns
to be fair, imagine how terrifying it would be if you had legions of farmers running at you with farming equipment and your boys as you slowly run out of ammo and they get closer and closer
Sickles, not scythes
I didn’t realise until most of the way through this video that Spiff never gave his army any guns.
They were boxing through heavily armed enemy forces.
10:20
China is whole again
Then it broke again
your cheating broke the game
you went over the max_integer available
add_equipment_latest *number*
must be moderate
I just ran out of tea I’m crying in my bed questioning my life
"infantry only" - "i just broke the game by moving my fighters" well, karma :P
Sorry man I had beer.......but was thinking of tea.
@Bob Bobinson actually yes......sorta, was a very large mug.
@@thespiffingbrit but spiff the mug says tea.
@@Statler116 *Turns the beer into Vodka and the mug now has a golden star on it*
Infantry only?
So, every Taureor video that doesn't challenge him to do something else
Japanese Mechanized Infantry...
In Finland...
As if each werent crazy enough on their own, blending them together in Finland is absolute insanity.
Basically every China playthrough that I ever do.
Its because China you have shit everything so its basically impossible to build anything but infantry rifles. Actually, you can't even really build infantry rifles lol.
How do your Chinesium guns not fall apart though?
Ah the Zapp Brannigan approach of just throwing waves and waves of men to victory, good show
tfw even after your flawless victories that one cyclops still wont sleep with you
"Infantry only is OP" -Spiff
"Let me just do all the focuses at once and give myself unlimited manpower" - Also Spiff
Nobody
The USA “I am invading the USSR from Siberia “
The Soldiers “ It’s so cold “
It looks like India was going to take over the Soviet Union (and then the rest of Europe) before the game crashed. If you didn't do anything about it, the USSR would be basically France and India would be central/Eastern Europe and most of Asia. And of course the US would be eastern China.
Didn't Taureor discover that exploit with the planes a while back?
Looks like he pushed it to the point of an overflow error (numbers 'loop' in coding) and it may cause the undocumented behaviour that spiff experiences
@@qwertyduckblank8278 I don't think thats the case, if that were to happen Spiff would needed to have produced A LOT of planes to begin with.
@@enfield_the_enigmatic2989 the numbers did end up in the negatives with will happen in an overflow depending on how it is stored exactly and a check regarding the planes turning up negative could easily cause a crash
@@qwertyduckblank8278 I'm not denying the existence of looping integer counts, what i'm saying is that I find it highly unlikely thah he managed to loop the count when he wasn't even producing planes.
@@enfield_the_enigmatic2989 yea he would need a LOT of planes (2^31 or 2^63) and other glitches to get it like that
You know you have broken too much the game when you read "Germany joined the allies"
I still want to see an infantry only Japanese world conquest
Ha! Jokes on you, I preemptively drank 8 cups of tea when I saw you had uploaded. Now, if you'll excuse me, I need to find the little boy's room.
why not have two cups of tea?
TWO-HANDED INCREASED TO 100
USSR: “If we throw enough people at the bullets, eventually they’ll run out of bullets.”
@Dwarov 1 it a joke man
Thank you for the tea, bro you know how good it is one with lemon and sugar. Thank you British Allie ❤️
I lost it at 9:10 "deja-vue drift around this corner" 😂😂😂
As a Taiwanese, I can confirm there are lots of Chinas lying around even now
This is how soviet Union is meant to be played
I feel like if this happened in real life, the newspaper editors and journalists would have a seizure at the sheer number of stuff happening.
German Reich joins the Allies
I died
TheSpiffingBrit: Stalin the sexy mustache man of our dreams
Hitler: excuse me wtf?
I am a Brazilian, and South America is broken, neither country has the capacity to confront the United States, but neither can they wage war on each other for the sake of indifference, ridicule
cheating yawn so boring
Wow cool video big like i watch this vid in 2020!
It's funny 'cause the USSR didn't just use infantry and their non-infantry units were decisive in the defence and counterattack against Germany
Yes but the fact that they could field so much infantry was a deciding factor. You could wipe out one Soviet army and two more could already be on your heels
"German Reich has joined the allies"
Me: *Confused American Noises*
So... why does USSR suddenly start s//cking as if it's June of 1941 if one follows this strategy? It's almost as if it's trying to tell us something... something about historical quality of Hollywood movies... O_o
Sounds like the imperial guard, we've got more men than you have bullets
Want some dark magic? Go to google translate and have English | Latin. On the English side type Chile. On the Latin side there is dark magic.
Chile = Argentina
Spicy Chilly WAT!?!
I feel like actually doing the strategy then just cheating through it would be way more fun, seriously?
Tbh this isnt even that hard i always go infantry only but make the infantry super op
The US lost there men to the motherland's good friend
Winter
So he activated all the national focus for all the countries including himself
Breaths in: okay...
So we all going to ignore how America took almost half of the mother land
For some reason, i couldnt watch the video.......
Soviet infantry vs Japanese Mechs
As someone who plays China the only attack method I can use is mass infantry
I had zero cups of tea in the past 3 years.
i know this is old so you wont read it, but i actually got up to make a cup of yorkshire tea right when you said i cant watch this without one
i didnt drink the cup in three minutes
@@volkmardeadguy1557 thats how i was introduced to yorkshire tea too
AKA Canon fodder only.
Got my cup of tea!
People walls
I watched the video without tea
You say "only infantry" like it's some sort of challenge. The real challenge is ever having enough factories and resources to build anything BUT infantry.
You know there is a world tea day... Right?
Seize bberlin he said, seize the means of production he said.
Hey, Mr.Brit, is drinking half-litre mugs of Teekanne peppermint tea allowed? Or do i absolutely have to go Jean-Luc Picard way and steep Earl Grey only? Because although i do like the Earl Grey smell, i like Peppermint way more.
Tea was a great idea considering I am sick.
But watching the video wasn't because the bordergore in India made me feel worse.
Bet those 267 dialikes are from south-America for that you wished it never existed xD
What about those who don't like tea or coffee? Do you have something special for us too?!
"German Reich joins allies" well I mean, that would make sense under trump ; )
0:59
Spiffing Brit: THE SOVIET UNION!
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Paradox Game: "Even though the Dutch have gone fascistic, they are still supplying the communists in their war against the fascists"
Reality: the Russian Liberation Army fights against the Soviets under the Nazis despite knowing of their antisemitic and racist ideology and committed atrocities against humanity, because.... wait for it.. those people were salty of the 1917 social revolution, thus thought the Nazis would destroy the Soviets and return.. what exactly.. tsarist Russia? (Lovely concern for their own people, who had chosen communism and social equality)
Between these two paradoxes, I'd choose the first one since it's a game only.
A brittish youtuber plays the soviet union in hoi4 while the rest of the world goes to shit
Hahaha this is too funny! I play Paradox games so much but this is ridiculous.
10:18 Not only China, China and China, but you also have Chinese Empire in Manchuria to the northeast!
*AND* Communist China!!! (the red ones) what the hell have you done LOL
Intentionally made a strong giant cup of coffee just to watch one of your videos. NAAAHHHAABAAAHAAAAAAA!!!!!!
You want to see the most illegal thing I own? *a like on this video even if I haven’t had a cup of tea*
that's a mythos, Russia had actually more tanks than Germany. weaker but much cheaper and easier to handle for noobs. When Russia lost 10 tanks and Germany 1, they were even.
Russia's special strategy was to give a soldier a stick and place a machine gun in the back of their troops, so they had no other option than to charge.
But the true glory for this ingenious strategy should go to the inventors, France. In WW I they used it frequently. In WW II they had no chance because they were blitzed by the Germans.
So I was eating lunch while watching youtube, I had three bits left when I started watching this video. The first thing he says "make shore to grab a cup of tea". Me "Dam! I knew I forgot something with lunch."
CHALLENGE!!!! !Use only one devision and unlimited nukes to conquer all world
Are there any mods which make the diplomatic AI less crazy? Like for example communist states joining the axis, democratic states joining the comintern, stuff like that.
Needs more reload after crashes... ............or I'm just spoilt by PEM and the mods he uses I guess.
It's so glorious 😳
ALL HAIL MOTHER RUSSIA
I just burned half of my face. Now I remember why I stopped drinking hot tea...
I’ll upvote your videos if you stop talking about tea. Until than, I will get my cup of coffee and continue to ignore your plight while I enjoy my coffee.
ah yes the famous engagement of 1939 when the communist swedes helped fight the americans in central russia
Does a cup of lemon juice count? (I of course have a side of tea too (it's the only dtlrink other than water and lemon juice.) So that works?)
So this video proves some challenge by enabling cheats? And then claims it's OP? Yeah no wonder with cheats.
you seriously do't have money for decent PC? lol SERIOUSLY?!
German Reich joins the Allies. Enough Internet for today. 4:44
Man if the chinese had a bit more factories they would be nearly unnstoppable as they have bassicly infinete manpower (sorry about my spelling)