Scorpion: Daughter? Next you are gonna say "Father?" Leech: Father? GASP Scorpion: Coming through coming through coming through now Leech: Nani? Masaka! KONO LEECH DAA!
"ohh yes sting me scorpion-sama fill me with your liquids and sting me harder ohh yes harder ah aha ahahha grab me with your large black claws harder harder -fucking dies-"
@@theweedeater1842 calling someone out isn't being sensitive stfu. also, who are you to say whether it's racist or not? i bet you aren't even Asian yourself.
Scorpion: We can be cool just don’t bother me Leech: *crawls near the scorpion* Scorpion: HEY! Personal space Leech: *climbs on scorpion* Scorpion: Okay you are starting to piss me off now!!!!
Leech: "I likes ya' and I wants ya'. We cn do this dis' easy way or da' way. Da choice is yours" Scorpion: "Huh?" Leech: "Oh. I see you want it da hard way". Scorpion screams. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Leech: Gimme a hug :3 Scorpion: No Leech:*hugs* Scorpion: Ugh! Leech: Gimme a kiss :3 Scorpion: NO -_- Leech:*kisses* Scorpion:*Pinches* Scorpion: Go Away Idiot Leech: Mawwy Me :3 Scorpion: omg wtf you want! Leech: *Gets the virus after kissing the scorpion and **-oofed-* Scorpion: OwO
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What did you say??????????????
Tu ingles está muy extraño jaja
So you just let Animals suffer?
私わようほうともわかります。すごかったです
Scorpion: What's your zodiac sign?
Leech: I don't know, what is your blood type?
Lmao😂😂
Smart
Underated
Why this comment doesn’t have many likes???
😂You made the leech sound like a masochist.
Never thought I’d see the day where a Scorpion has a Leech as an obsessive stalker.
Scorpion senpai
Yandere Leech
Lol I'm dying
lmao i can't stop laughing
Blue Sapphire it’s kinda like, the leech is an obsessive girl who really wanna have sex with a hot guy like scorpion
Leech: *Gets his ass kicked*
Also Leech: "I didn't hear no bell"
🤣
Leech Balboa
Hahahaha
Scorpion: da fuck?
Also Leech: 🎶You’re the best, arouuuund!🎶
Scorpion be like: "I've Seen Enough Hentai To Know Where This Is Going."
Lol
Underrated comment ✊😔
Ha
Noo 😭
Man puts leech in glass box
Scorpion: nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
I can see how annoyed the scorpion is. 😂
Hy
Sup
I can feel it😂
Fck you 😈
Someone's thirsty.
Scorpion: *stings leech*
Leech : don't be shy put some more
Is this an adult joke? lmao
Lol
😂
Shut up... please shut the fuck up
Lol HAHAHAHAHA
*The leech was trying to force the scorpion into a relationship.*
Scorpion:F*CK YOU GET A AWAY FROM ME
😂😂
🤣🤣
I feel the scorpions pain it’s like being stuck in a room with a zombie
And a small pocket knife lol
What😑
Leech is more like a vampire
Yeah. Check out the leech vs. crab video on Monster Bug Wars. The leech is evil. 👿☠️
Cheers.
So sad 😢😥
Scorpion: stings leech
Leech: harder daddy
Scorpion: what
Leech: what
69 likes :) nice
Scorpion: Daughter? Next you are gonna say "Father?"
Leech: Father? GASP
Scorpion: Coming through coming through coming through now
Leech: Nani? Masaka! KONO LEECH DAA!
You should stop watching porn for a while, my friend.
@@cometahavocxD
Net_Fishy too funny 😂
Never did I imagine I would be watching a scorpion so desperately trying to get away from something moving
Aaron Lannon 😂😂😂 that shit dont want nothing to do with it
Side effects of Quarantine 😂😂
@@CS_Gaming63 lmao
@@ttangerine485 macri? Ur from arg?
@@Ahrone1586 no
**Scorpion and leech doing hentai**
The statue that witnessed the whole thing on background: 🗿
Bro 😂
Why did you give me an idea to draw that now?
@@WindiChilliwack No.........
@@boranxiii too late. sketchie sketchy time.
@@WindiChilliwack you better show me that 😏
The leech is that one friend that doesn't know when to stop playing
good one bro
Leech: hey scorpion c'mon lets hug
Scorpion: *Social Distancing bud*
Lol
LMAOOO
HAHAHAHAHA
Good one 😂😂👌
😂 cool
Imagine the story the scorpion tells to his mates. He's like this dumb human put me in a glass box with this annoying moving jello.
HS Peresah “moving jello.” 😂
Imagine saying a scorpion has mates
Lolololol
BROOOO I DIED🤣👏🏾
💀💀
Leech = extrovert
Scorpion = introvert
Damn it i was about to comment that
lmao
Scorpion:*stings leech*
Leech: OOOOOHHH THAT'S MY SHIT
Scorpion: LEAVE ME ALONE *Goes away*
Leach: Wheres that juicy boi
Lmao
😂
lol
elisangela dias 😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣
even scorpion feel gross to this thing.
Aww
HAHAHA poor leech
@Ruseau am using shoes, i dont even wanna kill it using my shoes.
its like, please dont bother me and i wont bother u
lol
K - 9 Ram yes bro
True man, leeches are disgusting
The leech is like: "sting me, senpai!!"
"ohh yes sting me scorpion-sama fill me with your liquids and sting me harder ohh yes harder ah aha ahahha grab me with your large black claws harder harder -fucking dies-"
Why was I born-
@@crimsoncypher8017 it look like you've watched some weird shit bro.. control...
@@crimsoncypher8017 Nikolai get the mosin
Crimson Cypher
Bro what have you been watching holy shit
Scorpion: **Minding it's own business**
Leeche: We don't do that here.
Leech: "I'm not locked in here with you... you're locked in here with me."
Scorpion:ok then lemme just kill you
is that a mf soldier tf2 voiceline?
rip Rick May aka Soldier
Kein Blue no it’s from the Watchmen movie by Zack Snyder
e usana no it’s actually fro
Halo reach
Leech: Lemme *succ*
Scorpion: Stay down, final warning.
Leech: I can do this all day.
Edit: What purpose do these likes serve? What do they do?
I think its final warning 😑
*_10 top best anime endings_*
@@Kindred... snap
Final offer 😂
😆
Leech : I can do this all day
Scorpion : i know i know
Underrated comment 😂😂😂
Jojo reference
@@caintic26 this is avengers reference 🙄🙄
Scorpion: *6 m away pls*
Leech: bro I told you, I'm not infected-
Scorpion: *I SAID 6 M*
( y'all pls stop )
XD
XD
XD
guys stop-
@@creepy.bstanbtsbtw did you really have to ruin the chain like that?
Scorpion stings leech
Leech: Harder daddy!
:0
wavyyylikethesea stolen comment
@@xrainy_daysx9018 I found you >3
Woahhhh there bUdDy
Son?
The leech killed itself by annoying the chilling scorpion lol
In the leeches defense, leeches are blind
@@thespookyvaginosisnut5984 But it actually straight up went for the Scorpion.
Ninja HunterX detecting movement doesn’t necessarily equate to being able to see dumbass
Ikr
Just anostrich but may leeches have eyes though?
Leech: Love me
Scorpion: No
Leech: YoU wIlL lOvE mE!
Leech: hey daddy
Scorpion: ,
Leech:
Leech: WAIT I PROMISE I WONT DO IT AGA-
lol the leech is like “sasuke-kun come back to the village”
This is underrated
Jojo community disaproves, not funny didnt laugh
SASUUKEEE
I made a promise to Sakura id bring him back kakashi sensi
Jouchikirou -._. We don’t care
Leech: gimme that butt ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Scorpion: ಠ_ಠ
Shrek is a vsco girl Girl how did you do that??
@@RavenFieldTTV (~_~)
@@RavenFieldTTV nu u
Sounds like out of phylum bestiality to me.
@@RavenFieldTTV it's Kannada language ,ಠ
"An Asian Scorpion"
**Picks up with chopsticks**
Racist
@@VARJAGAMINGENTERTAINMENT uh oh here comes the sensitive white girls
@@theweedeater1842 calling someone out isn't being sensitive stfu. also, who are you to say whether it's racist or not? i bet you aren't even Asian yourself.
don’t use chopsticks 😔
@@mingisfx i m a asian and i dont think its racist wdym
*Okay Mr. Leech how many stings do you want?*
Leech: yes
lul
Scorpion: “What are you supposed to be, a headless snake?”
Leech: “Like being an edgy Crawfish is any better”
Leech was never seen again
r.i.p leech
Oof
🔥BURN!🔥
💥🔥😅🤣ThaT ROaSt ThOuGH!!!!!~🤣😅🔥💥
I think you mean toxic rather than edgy because...well...it is poisonous...
this is very funny, very funny..
Who would win?
A heavily armoured scorpion with deadly poison or one sucky boi
Tough challenge
*ONE SUCC BOI WILL WIN ZE BATTLE*
@Gideon Chong ,what no it's not
One juicy boi
One succ boi
Leech: “so we meet again” Scorpion: “I gotta get outta this tank bro”
That scorpion is like the hot guy of the school trying to rid of this crazy girl who's after him lmao
Leech: Hi! :D
Scorpion: I have a boyfriend.
Andre B feminist
R3pt1le V2 how when where what
Isabelle Malott it was a joke cuz I knew sum1 wud take offence
R3pt1le V2 so ur tryna cause a problem in the reply section
Underrated
4:15 Leech: wait, dont leave me!!
Scorpion: LET ME OUTTTTT, LET ME OUUUTTTTTT!!!!!
Lol
brain: stop watching
stomach: stop watching
me: *continues*
Scorpion: Successful people
Leech: Gold Diggers
Leeches are only can be defeated by freezing, therefore his match is not scorpion but subzero.
Ismail Topa no u can also pour salt on it
Haha tha was mortal Kombat, you mean..😂🤣
When i saw leech i put it on a glass and pour shampoo,vinegar, salt and soap... Guess what? The water on the glass became red and the leech died
Hahahahhaa 😂😂 😂😂 😂
Street Fighter 2 Reference!!!
Me: it’s getting late, I should probably go to bed
TH-cam: Hol’ up, wanna see a scorpion fight a leech?
Me: Well...kind of
Me xD
Omggg sooo true
Almost 4am in same boat
True bro
lol
The leeches determination is inspiring. You go get that scorpion leechy!
Leech: c'mon just a one night stand
Scorpion: NO! I have a girlfriend,I'm not gonna cheat!!!!
Scorpion: “I fear no animal. But that thing, **Leech** , it scares me.”
SBTOPZZZ LG Is that a Jo- GoT reference?
Bob ross Anyone who whooshes me has an irrecoverably small penis.
@@marsayde1237 r/woooosh
@@marsayde1237 woooosh
@Marsayde lol good comeback
Scorpion: "GO AWAY, YOU'RE ANNOYING!!!!!!!"
Leech: "Haha it move I suck."
My dirty ass mind
@@katiaamore5757 lmao😂😂😂
Leech: “haha my teeth go brrrrr*
Leech: *goes near the scorpion*
Scorpion: “woah hey man,social distancing,you know there’s a virus flying around.”
Leech: *hugs scorpion*
Scorpion be like: *is just not having it rn for a hug*
Scorpion uses “Poison Sting”, not effective. Leech uses “Leech Life” drains 5% of the Scorpion.
Poke fan😅
Pokemon fan😂😂
Pokemon 😂😂😂
Can relate..
Jajajajajajaaj
Let's all admit it. We did not search for this, but ended up watching the whole video, anyway.
i couldnt agree more
Yea
Yup
when will u bitches stop using this comment. bro who cares
@@minimary6838 obviously, you do. Cause If you don't care, you should've just ignore it. Bitch! Gtfo
Scorpion: “damn how many times do I need to sting this man”
Leech: “that didn’t hurt me *evil laugh*”
this anime looks pretty interesting.
Leech: "GET OVER HERE"
Scorpion: "WHY😠WONT😠YOU😠DIE!😤"
🤣
Stop using emoji’s. ;-;
@@ronsugartits7824 oh shit 😳 i didn't mean to offend. Wait...😰 shit!😨 Shit!😲Dear god make it stahp!😱
@my penis is small, but
But it’s for boomer’s.
@MC BackTalk
Emoji for boomer’s.
Leech: let’s be friends!
Scorpion: *peace was never an option*
Other way around
Welcome back to another episode of *"where quarantine got us today"*
Scorpion: We can be cool just don’t bother me
Leech: *crawls near the scorpion*
Scorpion: HEY! Personal space
Leech: *climbs on scorpion*
Scorpion: Okay you are starting to piss me off now!!!!
"Inject me with your fluid senpai~~"
Peaches it’s funny cuz we did😂😂😂
Peaches kk 😂😂😂
*F B I O P E N U P*
Make room for Jesus
Reimu's Armpit r/cursedcomments
*The world literally falling apart in 2020*
TH-cam:”here’s a video of a scorpion 🆚 a leech”
1 million people: “interesting”
Jonhy Marquez life in a nutshell
Lol
Hmm yes
Leech here is leech
Jonhy Marquez explain why you are here then
You mean 2 mil
The leech to scorpion: "I'm your biggest fan, I'll follow you until you love me!" 😍😘😘❤️
Scorpion: 😠
5:20 bruhhh that's savage asf they even made squidward watch from his house
Me: 3 am, time to sleep
Brain: I must know how scorpion reacts to a leech
LMAO
true and we don't even have scorpions here lmao
HILARIOUS FIVE STARS
😂😂
Facts
Leech: extrovert that wants to be friends with the introvert scorpion
Scorpion: what did I do to warrent this harassment
Which is funny since a lot of Scorpios are extroverted and....moody
Leach: annoys scorpion
Scorpion: pinches and stings the leach
Leach: is ok
Scorpion: bitch, how are you still alive?
Welcome to an other episode of where Quarentine has taken u
scorpion: stings leech
leech : *stop teasing me and put it already*
Bruh this one...LMFAO
OMG this is the best one I have seen so far. I can't stop laughing lmaoooooo
Underrated af 😂
I- 😳🤣
Scorpion:nah Imma just kill you
the scorpion represents me when i have to be social, the leech is the people.
GET OFF ME
We can tell by your TH-cam pic
@@briegivens6764 looks pretty sick
Sw its a joke
@moorejames moorejames I only hate it if I'm forced into it, it's cool if I host it tho
When I hear this narratator's voice, all I think of is:
"Oh! That's a baseball!"
"Go ahead, Mr. Joestar"
Leech: c'mon senpai, sting me more!
Scorpion: get away from me demon!
Scorpion : police i like to report sexual assault
Leech: Lemme smash
Scorpion: No Ron, go find Becky
👺
Leech: "I likes ya' and I wants ya'. We cn do this dis' easy way or da' way. Da choice is yours"
Scorpion: "Huh?"
Leech: "Oh. I see you want it da hard way".
Scorpion screams.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Damn! Hahahahaha! I wasn’t thinking about that one.
So how it going with your new boyfriend?
Leech: Uhh... U know, It's a love-hate relationship.
Aryan S I guess you could say it was a toxic relationship
Requited love XD
Ya know the leech was poisoned by the scorpion hate and beauty
LMAO
Scorpion: **Immediately moves to the corner**
Me: I felt that.
He's a Goth. And nobody understands him. He is different.
Leech: Gimme a hug :3
Scorpion: No
Leech:*hugs*
Scorpion: Ugh!
Leech: Gimme a kiss :3
Scorpion: NO -_-
Leech:*kisses*
Scorpion:*Pinches*
Scorpion:
Go Away Idiot
Leech: Mawwy Me :3
Scorpion:
omg wtf you want!
Leech: *Gets the virus after kissing the scorpion and **-oofed-*
Scorpion: OwO
Omg
Wtf did I just read
*LEECH:I CAN'T EVEN PENETRATE HIS ARMOR*
_DOG stroyer_ Wir haben sie nicht mal angekratzt
It has two claws and a fucking sting on it's tail!
What yells go away more than this?
@@robertowisconetti2732 i hope you didnt say that seriously.
@@robertowisconetti2732 youre also a douche
@@robertowisconetti2732 for being an expert youre pretty dumb.
When I see a leech my heart beat is like scooter engine.....
When you’re tryna social distance but your 1 year old son won’t leave you alone
Fill him with poison
That scorpion looked so annoyed..😂
Leech : "I'm coming for you~
I HATE LEECHES
The scorpion is already poisonous.
The sucker VS The stinger would be a great title.
Congrats getting a new subscriber
Leech: Hey! Let’s be fri-
Scorpion: *n o*
The Scorpion is like "DUDE."
"JUST STOP"
😂😂😂😂
Scorpion: Umm, dude get away from me, you are seriously creeping me out.
Leech: Come on, I won't hurt you. Just let it happen...
The scorpion is me when those cousins at family reunions try to play games on my phone
Scorpion:No is No
Leach: come on give me some ass
The leech wants sum fucc
@@TurtleButter no the leech want some smash
Why he sound like a Russian sounding like an Italian portraying Morgan Freeman..
well said
The automated transcript is hilarious
He sounds like a Russian and a German at the same time.
The scorpion is actually so good boi
Leech: *Slimy*
Scorpion: *Deadly*
Narrator: out of order, Sleepy.
Leeech: get over here scorpion: wait that’s my line
Mortal Kombat reference!
I got mk11
MICROSOFT HQ i don’t get it
Leech: get over here scorpion: wait that’s my line?
jack ray he means Leach: Get over here.
Scorpion: Wait that’s my line
Thanks for explaining drift god
The poor scorpion really wants to go out and get away 😆
LMFAO!!! Wtf!!!!!! 😂😂😂😂 idk why this is hilarious
The whole time the scorpion is like leave me tf alone
I felt itchy after watching this.
Abhiroop Pradhan normal
Leach:
Scorpion: *Please leave me the fuck alone*
That Scorpion is worth a whole 12000 Bells, give it.
The scorpion was like “ dude personal space ever heard of it ?”
th-cam.com/video/66FO9rm1dPU/w-d-xo.html ?
Expectaion: Scorpion fighting Leech
Realtiy: Leech stalking Scorpion
This man's accent makes this 1000x better.