Dark Helmet was written and acted very well He’s obviously whiny and pretty incompetent, but his minions legitimately fear his wrath, he cleverly kidnaps Vespa and handles himself pretty well with his Schwarz sabre….which is as big as Lone Starr’s 😂
Or the father’s brother’s nephew is on his father’ brother’s wife’s side, and the father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin is on the other side of the nephew’s family
@@Nameless82284 Except lone stars father's brother's nephew's cousin could have been Lonestar. Think about all of those relationships and how they could work together in order for Helmet to be former roommates with Lonestar.
There’s a lot of movies out there that prove you don’t need a 100+ million dollar budget to be amazing. Pulp Fiction has a budget of 9.5 million dollars, which is equivalent to 18.7 million dollars in 2022 (and by today’s standards, that would be classified as a lower budget movie)
Hey Rian Johnson? I just heard a parody movie of the franchise your working on did a better job than you... no I’m not saying your bad... yes that’s exactly what I’m saying...
Imagine 3 brothers. Brother 1 is lone stars father. His father's brother is brother 2. His father's brother's nephew is the son of brother 3. His father's brother's nephew's cousin is Lone Star. And they were roommates.
I watched this with in the cinema with my mom when I was probably 8-10 yo and I really didn't know what to make out of it. I didn't know if it was a serious movie or what.
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Zero Hour. Naked Gun - Police Squad (TV Series) Hot Shots - Top Gun. There's also Spy Hard - Loosely parodying James Bond movies. Wrongfully Accused - Fugitive (with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones). Dracula Dead and Loving It. (Spoof of Dracula novels).
I really love how his voice just switches back and forth between intimidating Vader imitation and the regular funny Rick Moranis voice whenever he takes off the helmet.
"I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins former roomate" "what's that make us?" "sorry. I misspoke. I am your father. your brother, your nephew, and cousin, plus we were former roomates." "oh" "yes"
If you listen to the undubbed behind the scenes footage of Vader talking, David Prowse’s voice sounds almost identical to Rick Moranis’ Dark Helmet voice.
Don't forget trans lesbian cis normitive and a hecking epic valid ally where we find out xer's epickly sad backstory where xe feeds a deer so we have to feel sorry for xit
"Wow, what an ending! Who'd-a thought Dark helmet was Lone Star's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate?!" -Hiram Sampson, ca. 1987 in some alternate universe
”I am you father’s, brother’s, nephew’s, cousin’s, former roommate” ”What’s that make us?” ”Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!”
I wished they made a prequel movie focusing on Dank Helmet. How he went from being LoneStar’s father’s brother’s nephew’s, cousin’s former room-mate, to Dank Helmet.
The irony is: This means (and it was glossed over by most everyone including Lonestar) he knows WHO his father is...... Backstory..... Everything..... So................ The irony is............ Well yeah
*Me:* “Hey mom! Can we get ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ at home?” *Mom:* “No son, we already have ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ at home.” *Empire Strikes Back at home:*
Those last two are not right at all. Where does his brother or sister come in? The options could be his cousin or himself. Definitely his cousin though as this isn’t some puzzle.
His father has a brother. The brother has a spouse. The spouse has a sibling who has a son. (The brother's nephew) The sons other parent has a sibling who has a child (the nephew's cousin) who was his roommate.
Father's: Related Brother's: Related, paternal uncle Nephew's: Either related as a sibling or cousin, or is father's brother's wife's biological nephew Cousin's: Either you and this guy are also cousins, or he is your father's brother's nephew's other cousin (not related) Former roommate: almost certainly not related
Father’s brother = Lonestar’s uncle. Uncle’s nephew = Lonestar’s cousin (since it would also be his father’s nephew). Nephew’s cousin = the cousin of Lonestar’s cousin, which would be either Lonestar himself or another of Lonestar’s cousins.
*Helmet*: I am you father's brother's uncle's nephew's former roommate. *Lone Star*: What does that make us? *Helmet*: Absolutely nothing, which is what you're going to be! That has to be the greatest line and roast I have ever heard and produced by a parody
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.” “So what does that make us?” “Former roommates.” “No… That’s not true… That’s impossible!” “Search your feelings, you know it to be true.” “NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!”
Me: *at a family reunion* hey Dad who's that? Dad: that us Veronica Me: who's Veronica? Dad: she's you grandmas, cousin, step dad's, brother, best friend, sister's, roommates, neighbor.
Father's Brother - Uncle Nephews - possibly him, a brother or Cousin (if the father had multiple brothers) Cousins - more likely a Cousin, but if the father had multiple sibling brothers it could be him or a sibling. A. A cousins old roommate (most likely) B. A siblings old roommate C. His own old roommate (which would be funny)
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's cousin's brother's half-sister's mother's co-worker's dog's killer's supplier's best friend's brother
I've actually used this line a few times 😂... Whenever somebody is talking explaining someone's family tree line as to how their cousins or whatever I'll say oh it's your brothers cousin's nephew's ex-girlfriend's roommate 😂🤣 or something like that I never get it right exactly how the movie says it but close enough I don't think anybody ever laughs at it except for me in my head..they usually just look at me like WTF 🤣😊
You know what gets glossed over here, the only way Dark Helmet could know this information is if he knew who Lone Star's father was in the first place. And if he knew that, he had more information on Lone Star than anyone and Lone Star could have asked him.
Thinking about it, father’s brother’s could be shortened to uncle’s, and then there’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. So there are a couple possibilities. 1. If Lone Solo’s father has multiple brothers (the most complicated scenario), then Darth Helmet might’ve been Han Star’s cousin’s cousin’s former roommate, which could even have the possibility of dissolving right down to Lone Star’s former roommate. 2. If Han Solo’s father only had one other brother, then his nephew must’ve been either Lone Solo or one of his brothers, which wouldn’t change the cousin dynamic, so Lord Vader would still be Han Star’s cousin’s former roommate. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your..." "... Father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.." "He told me enough. He told me you killed him!" "No. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!" "No! That's not true! That's impossible!" "Search your feelings. You know it to be true!" "What's that make us?" "Absolutely nothing!"
"Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become" is a legitimately badass line
Dark Helmet was written and acted very well
He’s obviously whiny and pretty incompetent, but his minions legitimately fear his wrath, he cleverly kidnaps Vespa and handles himself pretty well with his Schwarz sabre….which is as big as Lone Starr’s 😂
Rey lol
@@styrmirzryan Lonestar is better and well written protagonist than Rey Soywalker...
and yes she’s absolutely nothing
@@daderowley4514 haha Lonestar is definitely superior
Agreed
That was such a great twist, I can only imagine the audience's reaction in the theaters
I think it might have been like
No that's not true
Is he lying?
HOLY F BOMB
It’s a Mel Brooks film, they probably laughed their asses off
@@The_Dark_One784 it's a joke
@@Vyzante really? I had no idea. But with it being a Mel Brooks film, they probably did
I’m pretty sure no one saw the movie in theaters because it was a giant flop
Father's brother = uncle
Uncle's nephew = Him, again.
So, in other words, he's just his cousin's former roommate.
He had to have dramatic effect
It still makes them absolutely nothing
Flack Jacket exactly
Or the father’s brother’s nephew is on his father’ brother’s wife’s side, and the father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin is on the other side of the nephew’s family
@@ianrussell2568 But then what would that make him and Lone Starr?
As funny as this is, that last line was badass.
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No. It’s, well, absolutely NOTHING!! Which is what you are about to become.
rey theories in a nutshell
HAHAHAHA
Wow, and now that The Last Jedi has come out, you completely nailed it.
U got so wrong
This comment has not aged well😂 R.I.P.
@@PaulieWalnuts1776 yeap, ashame as well. i could delete it but... meh 255 likes.
so that's how rey relates to luke??
[laughs in Palpatine]
*[Laughs in disney]*
[Laughs in incest]
Dravid Kumar [laughs in evil]
I am your father's master's failed clone's daughter, making me your father's master's granddaughter.
0:34 all that buildup for the sick burn at the end was definitely worth it
Nice timestamp.
Yea 😂
abat to be cam
More like about to be cum
Dark Helmet is extremely horny
- l am your father's brother's
nephew's cousin's former roommate
- What's that make us?
- Former roommates
(Potential) former roommates
No, because he was former roommates with Lone Star's father's brother's nephew's cousin not Lone Star himself.
@@Nameless82284 Except lone stars father's brother's nephew's cousin could have been Lonestar. Think about all of those relationships and how they could work together in order for Helmet to be former roommates with Lonestar.
@@Nameless82284 Lonestar's father brother = Lonestar's uncle.
Lonestar's uncle's nephew = Lonestar's father's nephew.
Lonestar's father's nephew = Lonestar's cousin
Lonestar's cousin's cousin = Lonestar
@@tFighterPilot
father brother=uncle
brother nephew=lone star
Nephews cousin= lone stars cousin
He is lone stars cousins former roommate
Would’ve been hilarious if Lone Star just ignored him and hit the button while he was distracted
But then we would miss out on the greatest choreography of that decade.
And we would't have known the truth about the ring
@@christinae30 and they wouldn't have compared shwartz size
@@Srade2412 Shit! I hate it when my Schwartz gets twisted!
#Agreed That's would've been so hilarious if Lone Star ignored Lord Helmet and hit the self-destruct bottom.
This movie truly shows you that a masterpiece doesn’t have to be high budget
5 Millons in fx...bruh
Just ask Ernie Fosselius, the creator of Hardware Wars.
There’s a lot of movies out there that prove you don’t need a 100+ million dollar budget to be amazing. Pulp Fiction has a budget of 9.5 million dollars, which is equivalent to 18.7 million dollars in 2022 (and by today’s standards, that would be classified as a lower budget movie)
@@xaviergandolfo4881 thats still very little money based on all the films in the time getting 100million dollars
@@Howlingburd19 i know, its just one of many examples, i wasnt saying it was the only one
Imagine saying that at your wedding.
Well I know what I'm going to do
Every persian wedding , they just don’t say it,
@@doggosho3044 Ditto
The first wedding I went to was a classmate's neighbour's uncle, and the second was my brother's friend's cousin.
Especially in that speach tone
I love how this starts as a standard parody line, then flows into a fully-operational one liner. Mel Brooks is a genius.
This is how you subvert expectations
Hey Rian Johnson? I just heard a parody movie of the franchise your working on did a better job than you... no I’m not saying your bad... yes that’s exactly what I’m saying...
@@LucyWest370 thats epic! agree 100%
@@LucyWest370 I thought he would say, I AM YOUR UNCLE
@@LucyWest370 that moment when the people writing parody have more love and respect for the source material than half the people at Disney did.
@@GearShotgun half? Don't you mean almost all of them?
Imagine 3 brothers. Brother 1 is lone stars father. His father's brother is brother 2. His father's brother's nephew is the son of brother 3. His father's brother's nephew's cousin is Lone Star. And they were roommates.
oh my god, they were roommates
@@lisacz9627 a woman of culture
The answers were hidden below our noses all this time!
My brain just broke
That's probably why they hate eachother. Or at least why Dark Helmet hates Lonestar.
Im gonna tell my grandkids that this was the real star wars movie
😂
It's better than the sequels so I'd believe it.
I watched this with in the cinema with my mom when I was probably 8-10 yo and I really didn't know what to make out of it. I didn't know if it was a serious movie or what.
I saw Spaceballs before I ever saw Star Wars. They'll turn out just fine.
This is the greatest line ever!
Let's admit this is the only parody movie that is actually good, and is the best! 🤣
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Oh! Airplane? Naked Gun? Hot Shots?
@@THETRIVIALTHINGS wait, Airplane was a parody? from what? and what are the other two are a parody of?
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Zero Hour.
Naked Gun - Police Squad (TV Series)
Hot Shots - Top Gun.
There's also Spy Hard - Loosely parodying James Bond movies.
Wrongfully Accused - Fugitive (with Harrison Ford and Tommy Lee Jones).
Dracula Dead and Loving It. (Spoof of Dracula novels).
@@Scary_Mask_Tomboy Superhero movie.
Rick Moranis was pure 1980s gold. Great comedian and much missed actor since his retirement decades ago.
I really love how his voice just switches back and forth between intimidating Vader imitation and the regular funny Rick Moranis voice whenever he takes off the helmet.
"At last! We meet for the first time for last time." _Wait. Is that correct? I think so. It sounds correct. It's correct_ "yeah."
"I am your fathers, brothers, nephews, cousins former roomate"
"what's that make us?"
"sorry. I misspoke. I am your father. your brother, your nephew, and cousin, plus we were former roomates."
"oh"
"yes"
I had misspoken.
oh my god they were roommates
@@Superbat577 no.
“I have misspoken.”
So he was inbreed
Sweet home alabamay
“Former roommate”
Damn, that’s true evil
Nah. that ain't true evil. True evil is a "former roommate's guest."
Goob ?
If you listen to the undubbed behind the scenes footage of Vader talking, David Prowse’s voice sounds almost identical to Rick Moranis’ Dark Helmet voice.
Better revelation than Rey Palpatine Skywalker and shit.
Better plot too
Get over you whiny little baby.
Don't degrade Spaceballs by comparing it to the sequels.
@@Doncroft1 may the Schwartz be with you.
@@JohnDoe-vn1we it's a joke
when you go to a family reunion and your mom says to introduce yourself to the rest of the family
Better scene then the entire sequel trilogy.
And now it’s better than both the sequel trilogy and lightyear.
Dark helmet’s reveal way better than the reveal of zurg.
@@changvasejarik62 toy story 2 reference
@@Number1Tailsfan how
This is better than everybody star wars movie combined
0:20 the next villain in the TLOU3 be like.
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@@FoxCunt You okay, sweetie? Need a hug?
@@frieza65 th-cam.com/video/6zBTF4INW5g/w-d-xo.html
@@frieza65 go ahead call him a transphobe
@@frieza65 think he’s fine. You’re offended though. I’ll have you know that I’m not afraid of transgender people either.
At last we meet for the first time for the last time. (mumbles to check if it is right) Yeah...
😂
“At last we meet for the first time for the last time” always gets me
It’s the thinking over it that makes it great imo
This has to be one of the greatest parodies of all time, on one of the most memorable and impactful movie exchanges of all time.
Gotta love Bill Pullman's over the top seriousness.
This movie is a masterpiece
"Wow, what an ending! Who'd-a thought Dark helmet was Lone Star's father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roomate?!"
-Hiram Sampson, ca. 1987 in some alternate universe
Helmet, not mask.
Well, thank you, Mr. Blow-The-Picture-for-Me!
"Marge, you're as pretty as Princess Vespa and as smart as Yogurt."
Kylo Ren: You know what your parents were… Say it.
Rey: … They were nothing.
Kylo: Absolutely nothing! … Which is what you are about to become.
Important plot point this is
I just like the back half of "What does that make us?" "Absolutely nothing, which you are about to become."
”I am you father’s, brother’s, nephew’s, cousin’s, former roommate”
”What’s that make us?”
”Absolutely nothing, which is what you are about to become!”
One of the greatest twists in cinema.
"what does that make us then"
Spaceballs logic: "nothing"
Star wars logic: "my name is rey *Skywalker* "
Let it go.
@@zachjohnson9391 Shut up, i know thats really you, Rian
@@zachjohnson9391 Why?
😂😂😂
I wished they made a prequel movie focusing on Dank Helmet.
How he went from being LoneStar’s father’s brother’s nephew’s, cousin’s former room-mate, to Dank Helmet.
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
"So what does that make us?"
*holds up keys* "Roomies."
"NOOOOOOOOOO!"
"Search your feelings, you know it to be true!"
😂
Literally the best line in the whole movie
0:20 This quote implied that Lone Starr and Dark Helmet used to be roommates.
i'd like to think dark helmet is really good at being a clown so that's why he played lone star and gave him a sick burn.
This scene is gold....
The irony is:
This means (and it was glossed over by most everyone including Lonestar) he knows WHO his father is...... Backstory..... Everything.....
So................ The irony is............ Well yeah
That’s actually awesome.
Let me guess, he met the father at the bachelor party.
@@pablotomasllodra4423 probably
This movie was amazing.
Actually, is.
JJ Abrams: Gentlement we just found ourselves a billion-dollar star wars spinoff idea!
Still better than Rey’s story arc.
Star Wars theories before TRoS: Rey is 0:21
that's more believable than what actually happened
@@liamdalemon1525 and thats my new headcanon
*Me:* “Hey mom! Can we get ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ at home?”
*Mom:* “No son, we already have ‘The Empire Strikes Back’ at home.”
*Empire Strikes Back at home:*
Not a bad substitute
thats the premium version
Ay that's pretty good
I reckon that's the better one
No this films good for what it is.. stop realating it to Star Wars!
The fact that he remembered all of that and knew how to connect the dots.
One of the greatest scenes of all time.
The dialogue and line delivery in this movie is hilarious
DEBUNKED! HE'S SAYING EITHER
"I'm your cousin's former roommate"
"I'm your brother's former roommate"
Or "I'm your sisters former roommate"
Those last two are not right at all. Where does his brother or sister come in? The options could be his cousin or himself. Definitely his cousin though as this isn’t some puzzle.
Best line in all of cinema
I hate it when my Schwartz gets tangled up
This is one of my favorite movies of all time!
Basically Helmet saying that was pointless but it was still hilarious 😂
His father has a brother.
The brother has a spouse.
The spouse has a sibling who has a son. (The brother's nephew)
The sons other parent has a sibling who has a child (the nephew's cousin) who was his roommate.
Can't wait for the sequel to this where they have Rey LoneStar
Elon Musk was here... so was I.
This brings me back. LOL I still have the movie somewhere.
Father's: Related
Brother's: Related, paternal uncle
Nephew's: Either related as a sibling or cousin, or is father's brother's wife's biological nephew
Cousin's: Either you and this guy are also cousins, or he is your father's brother's nephew's other cousin (not related)
Former roommate: almost certainly not related
Эхх.. Пародия, которая больше Звёздные войны, чем новые части самих Звёздных войн
One of the funniest movies ever made
Elon Musk sent me here!
Mark Small Same
At last we meet for the first time for the last time! *stops and thinks it over* _...yeah!_
I can’t believe the Lone Starr actor (Bill Pullman) is the same actor who played the badass president from Independence Day!
Father’s brother = Lonestar’s uncle.
Uncle’s nephew = Lonestar’s cousin (since it would also be his father’s nephew).
Nephew’s cousin = the cousin of Lonestar’s cousin, which would be either Lonestar himself or another of Lonestar’s cousins.
*Helmet*: I am you father's brother's uncle's nephew's former roommate.
*Lone Star*: What does that make us?
*Helmet*: Absolutely nothing, which is what you're going to be!
That has to be the greatest line and roast I have ever heard and produced by a parody
“I am your father’s brother’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate.”
“So what does that make us?”
“Former roommates.”
“No… That’s not true… That’s impossible!”
“Search your feelings, you know it to be true.”
“NOOOOOOOO!!! NOOOOOO!!!”
Star Wars in a nut shell
Good, I’m not the only one who absolutely loves spaceballs!
May the 4th be with you !
All the damn build up just to say...we have nothing in common... PFFFT!!! Absolutely genius.
Whenever he says “ABsolutely NOTHING” it has me rolling 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the delivery is just so perfect
This condenses down to "Your cousins former roommate" when you really break it down
Me: *at a family reunion* hey Dad who's that?
Dad: that us Veronica
Me: who's Veronica?
Dad: she's you grandmas, cousin, step dad's, brother, best friend, sister's, roommates, neighbor.
0:20
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate."
Great funny take on an iconic quotable movie plot twist.
"I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate." So basically he is his cousin's roommate or his cousin's cousin's roommate.
@R G thank you.
When i first saw this on tv i thought this was like a General Normal Movie But it turns out to be this
Father's
Brother - Uncle
Nephews - possibly him, a brother or Cousin (if the father had multiple brothers)
Cousins - more likely a Cousin, but if the father had multiple sibling brothers it could be him or a sibling.
A. A cousins old roommate (most likely)
B. A siblings old roommate
C. His own old roommate (which would be funny)
I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate's cousin's brother's half-sister's mother's co-worker's dog's killer's supplier's best friend's brother
To be honest, is a fine sentence to say before a fight.
Truth
Moranis is one of the most under rated actors ever.
In female style
“ I am your mother’s sister’s niece’s cousin’s former roommate”
Most legendary dis.
Don't know how many times I've used this joke over the years
This movie. THIS F’in movie right here. One of the all time Greats.
Video: 2015
2021: *Your father's brother's uncle's cousin roommate has sent you an invatation to his party*
I've actually used this line a few times 😂... Whenever somebody is talking explaining someone's family tree line as to how their cousins or whatever I'll say oh it's your brothers cousin's nephew's ex-girlfriend's roommate 😂🤣 or something like that I never get it right exactly how the movie says it but close enough I don't think anybody ever laughs at it except for me in my head..they usually just look at me like WTF 🤣😊
LOL I love this scene 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
This is way better than those terrible star wars sequels
Indeed it is
You know what gets glossed over here, the only way Dark Helmet could know this information is if he knew who Lone Star's father was in the first place. And if he knew that, he had more information on Lone Star than anyone and Lone Star could have asked him.
for some reason I always thought it was father's brother's cousin's nephew's former roomate...but the truth is funnier
Not gonna lie, I didn't expect this.
Simplifies to:
I am your cousin's former roomate
Rick moranis made this scene so real and priceless.
When a future in-law introduces their self to the partner’s family.
Thinking about it, father’s brother’s could be shortened to uncle’s, and then there’s nephew’s cousin’s former roommate. So there are a couple possibilities.
1. If Lone Solo’s father has multiple brothers (the most complicated scenario), then Darth Helmet might’ve been Han Star’s cousin’s cousin’s former roommate, which could even have the possibility of dissolving right down to Lone Star’s former roommate.
2. If Han Solo’s father only had one other brother, then his nephew must’ve been either Lone Solo or one of his brothers, which wouldn’t change the cousin dynamic, so Lord Vader would still be Han Star’s cousin’s former roommate.
Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk.
I'm glad people are starting to notice this movie again
Wait so he’s his cousins former roommate and just made it way to complicated?
This is the perfect movie
He just said your cousin's former roommate in 5 words
"Obi-Wan never told you what happened to your..."
"... Father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate.."
"He told me enough. He told me you killed him!"
"No. I am your father's brother's nephew's cousin's former roommate!"
"No! That's not true! That's impossible!"
"Search your feelings. You know it to be true!"
"What's that make us?"
"Absolutely nothing!"