China in a Nutshell | This Past Weekend
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 15 ก.ค. 2018
- bit.ly/theo-von
Recording from China.
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“Makin’ It” - Bishop Gunn
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Dates
July 20-22 Charlie Goodnights Raleigh, NC
August 4 Skyway Theatre Minneapolis, MN
August 16-18 Laugh Factory Chicago, IL
September 14-15 Zanies Nashville, TN
September 20-24 Just for Laughs Toronto
October 18-20 Skyline Comedy Club Appleton, WI
November 1-3 Helium Comedy Club Buffalo, NY
November 9-10 Wise Guys Salt Lake City, UT
Nov 30 & Dec 1 Comedy Loft Washington DC
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Casey Roberts - ตลก
Theo on the grind he won't miss a podcast even if he's in China comeonnnnn
Trevor Brubaker You know Theo had to stop and give us a taste of that Peking duck hittah my guy! Onward ..
Thanks for the shout out, Theo! It was great meeting you in Shanghai and your set was amazing. Keep doing your thing!
Erica Switzer Girl, I've never been more jealous but I'm excited for you, chica! 💙👊
You have put in the work, you deserve it!
He went from the Rat King now he is Master Splinter
rat king never die
Theo's gonna murder China like Chairman Mao bruh! Onward...
johnson543 China got the darkest arts ha
David Alves Theo gonna be Lo Pannin' over in The Far East homie!
David Alves 🙏🏽
Another awesome episode, Theo!
Laugh Factory ew
gang
bro replied 3 years later
I been tryna get ya on that hot ones show homie that be tge best episode on there😂😂
Yoo Dabba Dabba We've all got to get in The Hot Ones comments and let em know
lets do it gang gang
new mission
This needs to be a thing!!!! I'm in I'm gonna blow up their comment section!!!!
I already suggested him the day Tom segura was released last Thursday
Shang Gang. Onward
Schizz Popinov Ganghai was right there lol
Stuart Ratcliff I thought about that one but didn't seem to have the right flow
Stuart Ratcliff You're definitely right bruh! Theo's over in Shanghai reppin' the Ganghai!! Onward...
Lolol hell yeah. “Onward” lol
I wanna see Theo and Wim Hof have a conversation.
That would be something else.
Has this happened yet 🤔
@@Matt-gk4jy axa
Please DON'T have Amy Schumer on! 😂
She’s one of his good friends so he probably would like to
@@JeekobzIs she really though? He said the same thing about Iliza and when she was on it felt like he wanted to yeet himself off a bridge
I think it would be hilarious if he did! He would roast the hell out of her 😂
Ni hao! I should have known Theo was gonna bring that Szechuan hittah straight from the Far East realm of the Middle Rat Kingdom! Yin Yang Gang gang!!! Let's hear more...
johnson543 Gang Ghengis Kahn bruhh
Nicholas Christiansen Theo over there pillagin' like Attila the Hun my dudes!
Xiang Xiang johnson
frank roberts Xie xie Frank!! Onward...
johnson543 I actually laughed out loud when I read "let's hear more..." 🤣
The Rat King is International 🌎🉐
gang gang 🐀
SpaceGhostPurps Of course! No matter where Theo is he always has to stop and give us a taste of that dim sum hittah for our earholes! Let's hear more..
In all seriousness, I'm half an hour in, and I've laughed more than I have at the last three netflix specials from other comics. You're a killer, amigo. Keep it up.
Theo you are such a good person. I love seeing you show your true self to everyone and being vulnerable. You are doing great, keep up the work don't stop trying to be a better you.
"Youber"- that's a killer bit.
Chris rock did it before the was Uber
In most cases you’re right, you can’t tell what people are about. But after watching one of your sets I was pretty confident you’d be know. As one of the best ever. You literally heal your followers brother. Laugher can’t be replaced especially with us who aren’t in the happiest place. You’re not just one of the best comedians I’ve ever seen but you resonate good vibes that I don’t think you’re even aware of. Keep doing your thing my dude. Much love. 🙏🏽
Love this. 💙🙏🏼
Plz don’t get Amy Schumer!! Don’t give her more light than she already gets!
Thank you! I've been looking for this comment.
LMAO Theo fucking dated Amy Schumer I couldn't believe it
HESTONMILK
I don't think he anticipated back then that she will become this fat slob unfunny feminazi joke thief that she is today.
Da Boom
ya F that B
Is that you Big Brown with the drawl talk! Haha damn you speak truth tho! Damn it
Theo Von please don't ever change!...Your unique originality and off the wall stream of consciousness humor brings many smiles and laughs to my day.
I Hear in Shanghai you can get a frog that sees chakras.
There's that creole angel.. Appreciate you managing to show up, even from the belly of the beast. Xiang-xiang, p-cast fam. Hope everyone has a beautiful week. Sending love and light out to ya. 🙏🏼
Kasie Garner HAHAHA "xiang-gang," lady bruh. Have a fantastic week, you lovely cult mother.
Kasie Garner xiang xiang 😂🤣😂
Kasie Garner xiang xiang. That shit is hilarious! Your comments are almost as big a deal as the podcast. Peace, Love and Light.
VooDoo zombie and the wizard! where u from bro?
haha nice, new orleans here! xiang gang my hittah
i can't wait for Amy Schumer (sarcasm is hard to detect when written..)
Conor McInnes I can't understand why these two ideas are in the same sentence.
that's ok, dude
I remember when I subscribed and there were only 17K subscribers. Amazing to see how much it's grown and you deserve every bit of it Theo. One of the funniest podcasts out there while still tackling some real topics, plus you just seem like a genuine dude. Thanks for all the hours of entertainment. Onward
Keep it up, Theo! Caught your Netflix special and then seen you on Rogan. Really loving your podcasts and your perspectives. Just stopping by to say thank you.
GET JOE ROGAN but interview him like you would any other guest. I think we’d see a new side to Joe
Justin Cameron ..stupid!! Asfuck!!
MIKE GELUK what are you on about?
MIKE GELUK ye ma
The first 20 minutes of this had me in hysterics.
Chap Chappington Theo's gonna be over there fighting the dark arts like Egg Shen bruh!
A travel show with Theo von callrd "onward" would be amazing kinda departures meets dave atells insomniac
Nate S Hosted by Theo and Brendan Schaub? I'd watch tf outta Onward fr! Let's hear more...
Love ya Theo, happy monday brotha
Love your humor bro. I was hooked immediately from tigerbelly. Planning on binging your podcast. I’ve only heard a few podcast episodes you’ve been in, but i felt connected right away, especially after this episode. Especially the advice part about your mother leaving. I always felt that too. Thanks for making people feel better in more ways than one.
This was amazing. Made my work day so much better. Thanks so much Theo! Hopefully I'll get to come out o the show in NC
Congrats on the 2 years clean! I’m almost at 11 months. Glad to see good examples for the youth
Dude you have such a great vocabulary, write a damn book already.
Gaulin Didier talking bout those CP patties bruh
Man.. this is so good. Thank you Theo for sharing your experiences!
"I seen a man pick his nose & feed it to a cat" & "Christmas Cooter" had me dying, lmao!!
Working backwards on ur solo shows and this one is in my top 3! Theo your amazing ur mind is amazing n your ability to lift the human spirit..also amazing
keep doing what your doing Theo! I love your stand up! You also have the most honest and helpful podcast i have ever seen. You help more people than rogan with your honesty. Keep it up man!!!! appreciate it my friend!.
I hear in Shanghai you can get a blender that reveals your darkest secrets.
Dang. That song got me. Thanks for putting us onto that music. Bishop Gun. That name is good too.
The artist is Bishop Gun??
120k baby boy
c feed that cat to your cousin
Been on this hitta since 4k!
Feed that cousin to a Viet
same, its crazy how fast he blew up eh? really happy for him
feed that viet to theo von
Bro, this episode was so motivating thanks man!
Bruh congrats on that 2 years. Thanks for doin what you do. Hope to run into ya around LA sometime. Safe travels Boiiii
Love from Shanghai, very accurate descriptions, big fan :)
Lived in China for 4 years, you nailed it.
I just discovered your channel/show, must say I LOVE it. You are hilarious and have a great world view, keep it but buddy.
BTW don't know how they would say your name considering there's no TH or V in Chinese.
I love Theo. Thanks for the positivity. Sometimes he hits the spot.
Best Chinese travel guide. Get your cat-boogers ready for the booger-cats. Gang gang.
Theo is one of the funniest people on the internet and always has something interesting to say.
I live on fraggle rock
WE ALL DO, BRUH. (Imo)
dusty cole exactly
I live IN fraggle rock
Came across the Jordan Peterson podcast. New subscriber here, really enjoying ur channel.
Theo, I love the songs you bring to us. Feeling that soulful sound....Gang!!
Theo your my favorite comic and TH-cam personality much love brotha
Subscribers are way up Theo! Happy for you mane!
Oh man, been there a couple times when I was in the Navy. Don't eat the black tea eggs the old ladies sell in the big pots on the sidewalks, I could poop through the eye of a needle at 40 paces for a week.
You comment wins the internet. Thanks for your service.
It was my honor to serve, thank you for the support.
Nolan Kinshella I made that mistake once. never fucking again.
Lmao 🤣🤣🤣
In all seriousness, listen to Theo at 1/2x speed it’s just great
Ray John De Leon lmao
13:10
Thank you Theo, I appreciate you.
Brother you just quenched my soul with that track, thank you so much for sharing the lOve:) Haven't yet listened to the talk just wanted to thank you first
I love you, you brighten my day every time!
I'm still pissed off about Whitney Cummings being on your show seal you know she's got that dark magic
Cynthia Knapp hahahah. She is a psychotic woman
Shorne Pubique oh you must not have seen her television show that didn't even last a season or maybe the last time she was on Theo Von a couple days ago you must have missed that too can anybody say c***
Cynthia Knapp ya she she's a stuck up bittch forealll
Ramses77 lol ouch
Any one who acts like that off 2 Benadryl has somthing wrong with them.
Bro I found you through Joey Diaz and you're one of my Fav comedians now. Keep it up!
Fantastic Golden curtains of love
3 years. So much love for what you are doing.
Pretty crazy to think you only had 20k subs less than a year ago. People are finally gravitating to you bruh! Congrats, love the show..
I love your intro song man, it got me emotional. Also, you're hilarious, my dude.
Theo does a good job explaining it with the pinball machine analogy. Here is a Shanghai rant...I arrived at night in 2006 and the neon lights were like blade runner x10. That ride into the city from the airport was a surreal experience. The scale of that place was hard to comprehend. High rises taller than the tallest housing buildings in NYC stacked up like legos for miles and miles along outskirts of the city. What I remember most is that everything was 24 hours - as in actually 24 hours of the same level of industrial activity. Construction never stopped. At night the spotlights went on and crews switched out. From my vantage point, the quality of the construction work was not great but it was happening at a blistering pace. The streets were packed all night. The pollution was insane. I was coughing up black tinged mucus after a couple days. It also has these strange neighborhoods you will happen upon and its as if you walked into France or some other European country with remarkable emulation of the architecture, flora and even the cuisine (that was nice). I definitely want to go back.
Theo "Seven letters. Beat that." Von.
When you started talking about how you are making it happen and not Hollywood, really sparked that inspirational firework in my soul. I appreciate every podcast you do seeing as it’s not only great, but YOU enjoy it. Passion is the truth, brother. Thank you!
“I’ll pet a dog with my eyes lashes” 😂😂😂
Love Theo singing at the end. You've got heart and soul, baby boy. Love that.
Lmao "That French murderer". I wonder why she said no.
Love from Beijing Theo. Hope you manage to come up here bro
24 months of congrats and honor to your sobriety Theodorable. big ups lovely. xx
2 YEARS SOBER.
Thank you Theo
Looking forward to seeing you in Raleigh Theo. Hope you comin with tha strap!
i subscribed year and a half ago. your channel really grew
Damn....sweet...sweet music Theo. ..thanks for great musical references.
It is great that you grab and share your perceptions as you perceive them. I've been all over the world and failed to capture my first impressions -- a huge mistake, because they are mostly the truest. If you stayed in Shanghai a month, you'd not see all that good stuff any more; it'd be "normal". Good work. Keep it up.
love ur style of comedy brohan tapped into you about two months ago and your podcast is great and those fighter and the kid guest spots are so funny they hurt
come up north to the boston area
Onward!!!
Best episodes are with no guests just Theo and his synonyms
gang gang Theo. Needed this hitta tonight Boi
Click on the podcast link and you can submit a video question. I got it , Theo just said it, lol
Cool cast, and thanks for turning me on to that awesome song Shine.
Thanks for the shoutout for us over here in the Hai! Much love
This was some the most consistently hilarious material I’ve heard.. and trust me I be listening to some of them real hitters son. But this, this was gold
Congratulations on 2 years sober Theo!! 💕
"I saw a man pick his nose and feed it to a cat, that is China in a nutshell" - Theo Von once again summarizing whole observations into one liners more perfect than The Sun.
They must be use to living on top of each other seeing different faces every day, unlike some like me who lives in a street with 20 people. Its two different worlds, could you imagine going out of your way to be polite to everyone all day everyday
Appreciate the podcast from 🇨🇳
🤙🏽🎤
thanks for this upload even tho you on the road hustlin bro! LOUISIANA the BOOT stand up! show them dragon people some southern humor bro
VooDoo Wiz The Dragon vs. The Crawdad! You already know who I got cat daddy!!
man i ate so much damn crawfish this season it aint funny. big up all the southerners supporting theo!
GO SEE HIM WHEN HE COMES AROUND!
One of my favorite Theo moments🙌🏼 1:53:05-1:54:15 ❤️🎵🎶🤘🏼
Dude how can u dislike this guy
you can't!
It’s like watching a rapper freestyle. Amazing.
Big Love from Butte, America!
Loved that Netflix special. That million babies eating cookies bit made me die. Love from NE LA
I’m from China and grew up in Toronto. Agree on the safety in both places!
With that hitter on the work day! Onward
This dude should be bigger than Joe Rogan
Alexander Santana Give him time, he's younger than Joe, not a SHILL, and continues to get better at comedy each and every day!
In his roid days, he probably was
Alexander Santana *than
Get the Haaaam! That was genius, bringing that up.
Boy I went from fox fur to fraggle real quick. Glad you got me laughing man thank you
One of my favourite episodes, only gettin better. Gang Gang
50 views 55 likes gang gang
this is all time great shit right here. theo goin for that 2018 podcast mvp. that's that hitta
As someone who lived in China for four years, Theo's take is fresh yet familiar. You don't happen in China, China happens to you!
Alex from Idaho, Awsome for callin in about, hell ya 6weeks! Go for 90days!!!I know how it is , been in your shoes, it gets better. Stay strong!!
i can't stop laughing. theo keep it up man. you're awesome.