"i wanna be a kid again" omg that hit so unexpectedly hard. i know mary-kate's in the middle of a divorce right now but i still wish the best for them both. i hate when child stars are forced into shit like this.
As someone who didn't have an easy childhood, I always feel sorry for child stars. Some turn out okay, but so many have a hard time as they grow older, and it has to be depressing.
It's why I have a lot of respect for Mark Hamill, and none for certain groups of people. In one interview, he said he was very much hardline against any of his kids getting into acting until they turned 18, because he didn't want them to run the high risk of going through what so many child stars did. He knows what's up.
Her hair is gross, I can't get past how her skin looks with hair like that. I don't think Alison understands that not everyone can sport hair like that and get away with it... Alison, please stop bleaching your hair white without colouring it. Please.
That product parade at 24:02 is both absolutely hilarious and soul-crushingly depressing. Combined with "I wanna be a kid again" and this whole things feel like nothing short of child labor.
RIP to the housekeeper Manuelo's actor Taylor Negron. He passed from liver cancer in January 2015 And was truly one of my favorite actors solely for his role in Angels in the Outfield.
@@elegantdisarray I remember him from the Bruce Willis/Damon Wayans cop buddy flick "The Last Boy Scout," where he played an assassin named Milo. Easily the best thing in the movie.
I was in my 20's during their heyday. I worked at a video store and a toy store. I sold a lot of their stuff. I remember feeling sorry for them at the time. They weren't just child stars, they were a business.
I was a kid in their target audience at the time and I feel bad for being part of the problem by consuming their media now that I'm older and realized how little say they got in their stardom.
the weirdest part to me was the whole "hanging out with fans" thing, we talk a lot today about parasocial relationships with TH-camrs but from the little I've seen of these videos (via Alison and Phelan of course) it seems they really played into that aspect, which is fine until it comes for them to interact with their fans...kids that young might not be able to understand the difference between a real freindship and a fan/star one...heck mabye the twins were too young to really understand it..I dunno mabye I'm not giving kids enough credit
@@91Vault I distinctly remember it being in the terms and conditions of the competitions that it said they weren't legally obligated to meet every single fan but you'd hope that the parents would at least explain to the kids that the friendship with the twins wasn't real and no disappointment if they couldn't personally meet them.
So this made me wikipedia it lol "Inflatable castles (also called closed inflatable trampolines (CITs), bouncing castle, bouncy houses, bounce houses, jumping castle, bouncy castles, moon bounces, or moonwalks)"
It was never a secret that the Olson Twins over-saturated the market in the late 90s/early 00s; but jeez. That third video really hammers home how bad it was. The only thing missing was an Olsen Twin-themed amusement park.
I just took a look at their Wikipedia page. These girls were working non-stop from 9 months of age to 18. It's no wonder they burnt out and ran as far away from acting as they could
The thought of short actresses with a sufficient resemblance playing the twins in an Olsen Twins theme park is creepy, even with prosthetic makeup at most rather than forced plastic surgery.
Now, I imagine in the show they didn't land due to the situation, but I feel that the jokes about the coffee and the waitress could actually work in certain situations. Like a beleaguered waitress constantly asking for refills until finally getting fed up and grabbing the old one and staring angrily at her customer while filling the cup. I also thought the absent minded waitress leaving with her order was kind of funny too, but again, the way the show presents the joke doesn't really help it land. Perhaps calling attention to the fact that the supporting character was constantly leaving work to be involved with whatever main character schemes, then looking at the cup in her hand and be like, "Aw not again." Coming from a food service background, those sort of jokes hit closer to me, I suppose. Anyway, great video! I am glad to see you and Phelan still doing videos together! Those are my favorite!
It feels like every one of these videos has less content than the last. At some point you guys will just find a video that's just an hour of the Olsen twins staring at the camera with an expression of existential despair.
This brings back memories of babysitting my little sister and her friends. The memories of childhood are fun, but wow, these cassettes are worse than I remembered first seeing them in grade school.
Thanos: I don't even know who you are. Scarlet Witch: I'm Lizzie Olsen! Thanos: Holy shit, really? My ship's database is full of those old VHS tapes. Gamora and Nebula really identified with the Olsen Twins for some reason.
I remember seeing some Two of a Kind and my sister had a ton of the movies they made. It was a bunch of nothing and it's sad just how much they drained these two dry to make nothing.
So stupid storytime: I had a charity yard sale and had the complete series DVD set of 'So Little Time' donated for it. After no one bought it, I thought "Oh yea, I remember really liking this." It turns out I was thinking of 'Two of Kind.' So I sold it.
There is, however, someone selling unofficial DVDs of Two Of A Kind on Facebook. Just search 'two of a kind dvd' on there and it should come up. Not that I'm endorsing piracy AHEM but I can vouch for the guy, as that's how "a friend" purchased the very same DVD.
~ Unsolved Mysteries theme plays ~ Update: The infectious laughs had by you two are the reason I subscribe. Movie Nights: Come for the 'Subspecies' Radu voice over-dub; stay for every-single-other-everything-else. 11/10 do recommend. "Hey Michelle..." ~ Radu
Whoever wrote that joke in that book must’ve been chained to his/her desk for days and nights on end with no sleep and given a crapload of caffeine and rock coke.
Love the videos. When I'd gone through a traumatic experience, and my depression was overwhelmingly high, both of your videos, were one of the few things l could face watching. They were both comforting and hilarious, and gave me a nostalgia high. I'd ended up losing track of your videos somehow, and then when TH-cam recommended one of your Movie Nights videos I instantly knew what I'd been missing, and am hooked again. Keep up the good work.
@@AllisonPregler Thank you so much Allison. I'm a lot better than I was, and am seeking out joyful experiences to keep my spirits lifted. We all need that in these times. Take care and stay safe.
My GF an I have watched this series so many times I think it has now spawned an non-euclidean SCP that believes its Mary Kate and Ashley and has now infected our psyche and demands that we rewatch these over and over again...Please make more :)
The Dynamic Duo of Allison and Phelan vs the Terrific Twosome, Mary-Kate and Ashley! The winner of this bout will be the Movie Nights Tag Team World Champion!
32:53 it's kind of interesting when a line that feels both ironic and feels like you come full circle. When you mention RDJ who would later played iron man in a few especially the 2nd avengers film that would show Scarlet witch who was played by Elizabeth Olsen the sister of the Olsen twins and then she'll later get her own sitcom later in a form of a Disney plus show names wandavison
WOW! I forgot “So Little Time” was a thing. I remember catching it when I was bored as hell when I was younger. It always just felt like a nothing show you just turn your brain off for. I found that no one was written to act like a human being in this show but I agree that the Nanny was too good for the show.
I didn't end up seeing new material from you for like a year and oh my goodness I've missed it! I also strongly encourage companies, corporations, and mysterious wealthy individuals, to hire Porteous and Pregler post haste. That's how you REALLY get to the bottom of stuff.
Hooooooooooly shit, someone finally spoke about 'So Little Time' - I STILL REMEMBER THE FUCKING THEMESONG, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SHOW WAS EVEN ABOUT??
It would be funny if the "marshmallow" those guys found was actually coming from the ground, and it suddenly turns into a hardcore sequel to "The Stuff," complete with body horror and marshmallow cream vomit.
It's so good to have another of these, although it's double-edged because I totally agree it's heartbreaking when you consider the girls are not always into what they are being forced to do. Hopefully we've learnt from this - the number of "kid TH-camrs" (I.e. Parents using their kids as figureheads for a channel) suggests perhaps we haven't. I had to work on something involving Sign Post Kids a year ago and, while I think the parents are considerate and careful, it is a concern that these 5 year old, 10 year old kids etc. have to deal with being the faces of their brand. Kinda a non-comment, but do you call those "air fortresses" in the US and Canada? We call them bouncy castles in the UK, which sounds much tamer.
35:17 Oh no, I remember watching this part. I was never safe from Mary-Kate and Ashley exploitation like I foolishly thought I was, it spares none and consumes all.
I remember as a kid really liking Two of a Kind to the point I would rush home from school to watch it (I think I was in elementary school) and then So Little Time came out and replaced it on the schedule and I watched it because it was Mary-Kate and Ashley and...that one was bad. I'm not surprised it only lasted as long as it did.
YESSSS IT'S BACK!!! I'M SO GLAD!! I barely remember the first one. Probably only watched it once or twice. EDIT: The second one I watched quite a lot. I enjoyed it when I was younger. The third one I never watched but I read the Two of a Kind books from the library.
Patreon early access comments mean none of us can kick down the door and yell "first" when we get here early on youtube. Anyway time to watch some Oslon twins and see Phelan suffer. My favourite. Thank you for keeping me warm and fed in these cold winter quarantine months, Allison. (also Allison, I really like your Barbie/Babe sweatshirt) Edit: How is it possible for there to have been SO MUCH Olson twins stuff in the 90s and yet my only exposure to anything of theirs was It Takes Two because my Grandmother had it on VHS?
Given how awful their childhoods were of being literally on camera since they were babies and propped up as money-making machines before they could even talk, I'm amazed these two haven't completely gone off the rails as adults. They managed to get the fuck out of acting as soon as they could and then had pretty normal careers without being tabloid fodder.
They had each other. I trully believe that if they werent twins and just plain sisters, it could have been way worse. I dont know them personally but I am proud they are doing better. I do wonder if they ever talked about what really happened back then.
Timely! I had to check if that was within the time frame and it was. Heck, I remember the Charlie Sheen drug scandal stuff more vividly, because I was in college at the time.
Wow, the kid with the grandma mask was *really* creepy. This could work as a horror movie... Kid zombies with fast aging heads! THE GRANHEADY ZOMBIE KIDS MASSACRE!!!
I know they’re kids and they are always gonna have an aura of like, “we don’t want to be here” but they really do look... scared at some points? I’m talking about the hosts, of course. In all seriousness, “I wanna be a kid again” followed by the most forced, plastered on smile is probably one of the saddest lines I’ve ever heard.
as a kid I saw just one of these episodes, and I still have the Olsen Twins lines in my head: "Olsen and Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinnertime" and "Shimmering LIghtss??". My brain has yet to purge it all these years later.
All right, since I had a stomach bug all week and missed it, I'm gonna watch this for the second time today. You guys better have added new jokes, or I'll be SOOOO MAAAD!
I was trying to figure out why I recognized the dad from So Little Time, so I looked it up. Turns out he was the gay man that Frasier accidentally asked out once. Well, the one that wasn't Patrick Stewart. Huh. That happened twice. Weird.
Oh god I was the target age for a bunch of this stuff...I just remembered having the Mary Kate & Ashley dolls and being annoyed bc they were shorter than all my barbies. And checking the book version of So Little Time episodes out of the library...
The volcano one was probably my favorite because of the pissed-off stance the volcanologist took before introducing himself. Also "Whatever!" was pretty funny. I never heard of So Little Time but I recognize Amy Davidson from 8 Simple Rules.
Apparently their dad said 'They are like little monkeys, you put them on set and they perform'. No idea why they quit acting..
there's something so depressing about that last sitcom, it just screams "we were once child actors and we don't wanna do this no more"
"i wanna be a kid again" omg that hit so unexpectedly hard. i know mary-kate's in the middle of a divorce right now but i still wish the best for them both. i hate when child stars are forced into shit like this.
As someone who didn't have an easy childhood, I always feel sorry for child stars. Some turn out okay, but so many have a hard time as they grow older, and it has to be depressing.
It's why I have a lot of respect for Mark Hamill, and none for certain groups of people. In one interview, he said he was very much hardline against any of his kids getting into acting until they turned 18, because he didn't want them to run the high risk of going through what so many child stars did. He knows what's up.
@@Jokie155 good instinct . God mark Hamill is amazing
I love the bits when Allison and Phelous just start making their own jokes and laughing, the Unsolved Mysteries bit was hilarious!
*gasp* origin story!!!!!!!!!❤
17.10.22
Her hair is gross, I can't get past how her skin looks with hair like that. I don't think Alison understands that not everyone can sport hair like that and get away with it...
Alison, please stop bleaching your hair white without colouring it. Please.
“I wanna be a kid again”
Scanning for Oof:
Oof confirmed.
Their agent: Good one, Mary Kate!
The look in her eyes when she says it.....that was some real shit 😂
I'd even go so far as to up it to "Big Oof".
Air Fortress.
Lmao. That's the most badass name I've ever heard for a Bouncy Castle.
Thanks Phelan! now I have a new name for those things!
“Porteous & Pregler Mystery Agency. We’ll kill you!”
Good one, Marie-Kate...wait
That product parade at 24:02 is both absolutely hilarious and soul-crushingly depressing. Combined with "I wanna be a kid again" and this whole things feel like nothing short of child labor.
RIP to the housekeeper Manuelo's actor Taylor Negron. He passed from liver cancer in January 2015 And was truly one of my favorite actors solely for his role in Angels in the Outfield.
Aww. I always liked him. I had no idea he passed away.
He was in The Aristocrats.
Bio-Dome. That's the movie I remember him from the most.
@@elegantdisarray I remember him from the Bruce Willis/Damon Wayans cop buddy flick "The Last Boy Scout," where he played an assassin named Milo. Easily the best thing in the movie.
I was in my 20's during their heyday. I worked at a video store and a toy store. I sold a lot of their stuff. I remember feeling sorry for them at the time. They weren't just child stars, they were a business.
I was a kid in their target audience at the time and I feel bad for being part of the problem by consuming their media now that I'm older and realized how little say they got in their stardom.
the weirdest part to me was the whole "hanging out with fans" thing, we talk a lot today about parasocial relationships with TH-camrs but from the little I've seen of these videos (via Alison and Phelan of course) it seems they really played into that aspect, which is fine until it comes for them to interact with their fans...kids that young might not be able to understand the difference between a real freindship and a fan/star one...heck mabye the twins were too young to really understand it..I dunno mabye I'm not giving kids enough credit
@@91Vault I distinctly remember it being in the terms and conditions of the competitions that it said they weren't legally obligated to meet every single fan but you'd hope that the parents would at least explain to the kids that the friendship with the twins wasn't real and no disappointment if they couldn't personally meet them.
Yay. The return of the "Allison, Phelous, Mary Kate and Ashley Fun Time."
hey kids! shall we see how tortured phelous is today? yaaaaaaaaaaaay! 🤣
The oxford comma situation of that last though
I like that Phelan calls bouncy castles Air Fortresses
I like that you call bounce houses Bouncy Castles.
So this made me wikipedia it lol "Inflatable castles (also called closed inflatable trampolines (CITs), bouncing castle, bouncy houses, bounce houses, jumping castle, bouncy castles, moon bounces, or moonwalks)"
@@starsINSPACE Moon Bounces, that's what I'm calling them from now on
You mean Moon Hops?
@@hashupasshole No, that's what you make Space Beer out of!
It was never a secret that the Olson Twins over-saturated the market in the late 90s/early 00s; but jeez. That third video really hammers home how bad it was. The only thing missing was an Olsen Twin-themed amusement park.
I just took a look at their Wikipedia page. These girls were working non-stop from 9 months of age to 18. It's no wonder they burnt out and ran as far away from acting as they could
The thought of short actresses with a sufficient resemblance playing the twins in an Olsen Twins theme park is creepy, even with prosthetic makeup at most rather than forced plastic surgery.
There was a sort of amusement park or at least a nursery with viewing area for the Dionne quintuplets…
Now, I imagine in the show they didn't land due to the situation, but I feel that the jokes about the coffee and the waitress could actually work in certain situations. Like a beleaguered waitress constantly asking for refills until finally getting fed up and grabbing the old one and staring angrily at her customer while filling the cup. I also thought the absent minded waitress leaving with her order was kind of funny too, but again, the way the show presents the joke doesn't really help it land. Perhaps calling attention to the fact that the supporting character was constantly leaving work to be involved with whatever main character schemes, then looking at the cup in her hand and be like, "Aw not again." Coming from a food service background, those sort of jokes hit closer to me, I suppose.
Anyway, great video! I am glad to see you and Phelan still doing videos together! Those are my favorite!
Would've just been Ursula from "Mad About You," but yeah, it worked when done better.
My internet cut out just as you guys said "we'll kill you!"
... Guys? Y-you aren't going to kill me right?
They show more personality in the outtakes than they do in any of the tapes. Poor kids.
that cruise feels like purgatory
Because it was I'm sure
Allison your eyeshadow is amazing and I’m jealous of your style
It feels like every one of these videos has less content than the last.
At some point you guys will just find a video that's just an hour of the Olsen twins staring at the camera with an expression of existential despair.
This brings back memories of babysitting my little sister and her friends. The memories of childhood are fun, but wow, these cassettes are worse than I remembered first seeing them in grade school.
I am so glad the other Olsen sister escaped doing bullshit like this. Now she's one of the most powerful beings in the universe.
Thanos - "when I'm done half of the Olsen twins will still be alive" perfectly balanced, as all things should be.
Thanos: I don't even know who you are.
Scarlet Witch: I'm Lizzie Olsen!
Thanos: Holy shit, really? My ship's database is full of those old VHS tapes. Gamora and Nebula really identified with the Olsen Twins for some reason.
The comicbook version is.
I remember seeing some Two of a Kind and my sister had a ton of the movies they made. It was a bunch of nothing and it's sad just how much they drained these two dry to make nothing.
So stupid storytime: I had a charity yard sale and had the complete series DVD set of 'So Little Time' donated for it. After no one bought it, I thought "Oh yea, I remember really liking this." It turns out I was thinking of 'Two of Kind.' So I sold it.
Two Of A Kind never even had a DVD release, or a VHS one for that matter!
There is, however, someone selling unofficial DVDs of Two Of A Kind on Facebook. Just search 'two of a kind dvd' on there and it should come up. Not that I'm endorsing piracy AHEM but I can vouch for the guy, as that's how "a friend" purchased the very same DVD.
Actually, this volcanologist wears that suit to protect OTHERS from his hotness.
Yes🥰🌋
~ Unsolved Mysteries theme plays ~
Update: The infectious laughs had by you two are the reason I subscribe.
Movie Nights: Come for the 'Subspecies' Radu voice over-dub; stay for every-single-other-everything-else.
11/10 do recommend.
"Hey Michelle..." ~ Radu
Allison's voices are amazingly funny. Baywatching is almost a fandub at this point
Why did Phelan paint his toenails red?
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So he could hide in a strawberry patch!
Good one Mary Kate.
Good job Mary-Kate!
Go Mary Kate! Go Assley!
Whoever wrote that joke in that book must’ve been chained to his/her desk for days and nights on end with no sleep and given a crapload of caffeine and rock coke.
The most anticipated sequel on TH-cam
Jesus, so many Party titles, I was waiting for You're Invited to Mary-Kate and Ashley's Party Cop.
Love the videos. When I'd gone through a traumatic experience, and my depression was overwhelmingly high, both of your videos, were one of the few things l could face watching. They were both comforting and hilarious, and gave me a nostalgia high. I'd ended up losing track of your videos somehow, and then when TH-cam recommended one of your Movie Nights videos I instantly knew what I'd been missing, and am hooked again. Keep up the good work.
Thank you so much! I hope you're doing better.
@@AllisonPregler Thank you so much Allison. I'm a lot better than I was, and am seeking out joyful experiences to keep my spirits lifted. We all need that in these times. Take care and stay safe.
"So Little Time" makes it sound like they're dying.
"So little time until their fame expires, gotta milk it while we can"
Well you Tell me :cant you just See them die inside on camera every scene?
I wouldn't mind that at all.
Allison, your fashion taste is impeccable as usual. I now want that Babe shirt for mine own
I've followed Phelan's work for about five years now and this is the happiest I've seen him. :>
My GF an I have watched this series so many times I think it has now spawned an non-euclidean SCP that believes its Mary Kate and Ashley and has now infected our psyche and demands that we rewatch these over and over again...Please make more :)
I find it weird they're given so many songs when they aren't good singers and they don't seem to enjoy it.
Well this was the time of Barney and other such popular shows that had tons of songs.
I think you could say the same about them being given so many movie roles.
Children's entertainment
They can't sing, they can't act, and they can't dance, but that doesn't seem to stop the adults around them from exploiting them anyway.
It was probably in their clause.
I predict Phelous will hate this immensely.
Oh man! I have missed seeing you two work together! The Unsolved Mysteries bit killed me.
I don’t know why you guys so hard on the Ghostbusters joke book. That strawberry toe joke had Allison in stitches.
KNOCK KNOCK - hillbillies
WHO'S THERE
*FBI OPEN UP*
"I'm detective Mulder and this is my partner Scully.."
*Chris Hansen and Yellow Dyno has entered the chat*
The Dynamic Duo of Allison and Phelan vs the Terrific Twosome, Mary-Kate and Ashley! The winner of this bout will be the Movie Nights Tag Team World Champion!
Thank god this is back. Life without the MK & A Triple Feature is incomplete!
Seldom have a seen such sadness as I see in Mary-Kate and/or Ashley's eyes
When are we getting a Phelous (MK:DOTR/NT:TNM) style episode by episode review of Mary Kate and Ashley in Action?
I broke my ankle over the weekend, so I’ve been pretty bummed out the past few days. This video made my day. Thank you!
"Cultural Appropriation Moustaches" is my new band name~
20:07 i loved that part when they talked about that
32:53 it's kind of interesting when a line that feels both ironic and feels like you come full circle.
When you mention RDJ who would later played iron man in a few especially the 2nd avengers film that would show Scarlet witch who was played by Elizabeth Olsen the sister of the Olsen twins and then she'll later get her own sitcom later in a form of a Disney plus show names wandavison
Poor Taylor Negron. He was always funny when in everything he was in. Be it Fast Times at Ridgemont High to Seinfeld.
This is exactly what I needed after this long in isolation. Thank you Allison and Phelan!!!!
Ahh it's been a while since we had one of these. Makes me happy
My God... I never thought we'd see the day that we were blessed with another Mary Kate and Ashley video
WOW! I forgot “So Little Time” was a thing. I remember catching it when I was bored as hell when I was younger. It always just felt like a nothing show you just turn your brain off for. I found that no one was written to act like a human being in this show but I agree that the Nanny was too good for the show.
Mary Kate and Ashley were everywhere when I was growing up, I was a boy about that crazy stuff so have never seen the movies but did watch Full House
There is not one scene in these videos, where behind the eyes, they don't say "please kill me!"
I didn't end up seeing new material from you for like a year and oh my goodness I've missed it!
I also strongly encourage companies, corporations, and mysterious wealthy individuals, to hire Porteous and Pregler post haste. That's how you REALLY get to the bottom of stuff.
"Porteous and Pregler mystery incorperated" try saying that 5 times in a row
and in front of a mirror... >:)
@@rodrolliv then the old man appears behind you and wheezes
i literally thought phelan's last name was pronounced por-tee-us this whole time my life is a lie 😳
@@UJEvans say it 5 times and he"ll show up to make a bargain of a lifetime. Unwanted children for gold!
I'd watch that series though. They solve mysteries with genre savviness and snarking
You guys cracking up to this crazy videos is infectious and I love it.
I whistle your intro song 🎵 all the time. Always grateful for a new vid!
Congratulations guys on 100 episodes of Olsen videos!!!!
If I can endure lockdown, I sure as hell can endure this. Sure I can.
Hahaha I think I watch all your videos with Phelan about 30 times each.
That sweater is not wrong. Love your make-up, Allison.
The guys playing the idiots are having a blast being silly. It's kinda infectious.
I'm reminded of the Bushwhackers from WWE
Hooooooooooly shit, someone finally spoke about 'So Little Time' - I STILL REMEMBER THE FUCKING THEMESONG, BUT I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT THE SHOW WAS EVEN ABOUT??
That redhead friend was the middle daughter, Carrie (Kari?) on 8 Simple Rules and was quite good on it.
It would be funny if the "marshmallow" those guys found was actually coming from the ground, and it suddenly turns into a hardcore sequel to "The Stuff," complete with body horror and marshmallow cream vomit.
Someone needs to make a mash-up of the footage from both movies to create that!
Oh my God, that would be an _amazing twist_ and _dare I say it,_ might make this kinda enjoyable
It's so good to have another of these, although it's double-edged because I totally agree it's heartbreaking when you consider the girls are not always into what they are being forced to do. Hopefully we've learnt from this - the number of "kid TH-camrs" (I.e. Parents using their kids as figureheads for a channel) suggests perhaps we haven't. I had to work on something involving Sign Post Kids a year ago and, while I think the parents are considerate and careful, it is a concern that these 5 year old, 10 year old kids etc. have to deal with being the faces of their brand.
Kinda a non-comment, but do you call those "air fortresses" in the US and Canada? We call them bouncy castles in the UK, which sounds much tamer.
We call 'em "bouncy castles" lol. I love "air fortress" in a way though haha
In the US we say "bounce houses" even though many are castle shaped.
35:17 Oh no, I remember watching this part. I was never safe from Mary-Kate and Ashley exploitation like I foolishly thought I was, it spares none and consumes all.
Yes! I've been waiting for another Mary-Kate and Ashley triple feature! I love these 💖
I remember as a kid really liking Two of a Kind to the point I would rush home from school to watch it (I think I was in elementary school) and then So Little Time came out and replaced it on the schedule and I watched it because it was Mary-Kate and Ashley and...that one was bad. I'm not surprised it only lasted as long as it did.
YESSSS IT'S BACK!!! I'M SO GLAD!!
I barely remember the first one. Probably only watched it once or twice.
EDIT: The second one I watched quite a lot. I enjoyed it when I was younger.
The third one I never watched but I read the Two of a Kind books from the library.
The three weird jelly jungle guys look suspiciously like Joe Peci
I'm pretty sure one of them is Crispin Glover from the Navy/UFO episode
I thought they were all auditioning to be the next sidekick on The Andy Griffith Show
You talking about the kids being made to do all these party and performance stuff makes me think of Slurms MacKenzie.
i missed this series i'm so glad it's back :))))
“Porteous and Pregler mysteries” needs to be a Netflix series
Were the girls playing Candy Land while their parents came up with this one?
"We didn't know marshmallows came from underground." Is that a reference to The Stuff?
Patreon early access comments mean none of us can kick down the door and yell "first" when we get here early on youtube.
Anyway time to watch some Oslon twins and see Phelan suffer. My favourite. Thank you for keeping me warm and fed in these cold winter quarantine months, Allison.
(also Allison, I really like your Barbie/Babe sweatshirt)
Edit: How is it possible for there to have been SO MUCH Olson twins stuff in the 90s and yet my only exposure to anything of theirs was It Takes Two because my Grandmother had it on VHS?
I never see enough Matts in media, I'm happy this is one of them. -Matt
I feel sorry for Ashley and Mary-Kate Olsen.
Wow that Pinata Party song just took a baseball bat to my head and walloped me with the memory of watching this as a child.
I completely forgot that So Little Time existed yet I still remember the theme song
I aim for this level of relationship goals one day. xD
You know they're a keeper if they're willing to watch Mary Kate and Ashley videos with you
Given how awful their childhoods were of being literally on camera since they were babies and propped up as money-making machines before they could even talk, I'm amazed these two haven't completely gone off the rails as adults. They managed to get the fuck out of acting as soon as they could and then had pretty normal careers without being tabloid fodder.
They had each other. I trully believe that if they werent twins and just plain sisters, it could have been way worse. I dont know them personally but I am proud they are doing better. I do wonder if they ever talked about what really happened back then.
The male nanny did get a chuckle out of me with that Robert Downings.....Jr. comment
Timely! I had to check if that was within the time frame and it was. Heck, I remember the Charlie Sheen drug scandal stuff more vividly, because I was in college at the time.
Wow, the kid with the grandma mask was *really* creepy. This could work as a horror movie... Kid zombies with fast aging heads! THE GRANHEADY ZOMBIE KIDS MASSACRE!!!
I know they’re kids and they are always gonna have an aura of like, “we don’t want to be here” but they really do look... scared at some points?
I’m talking about the hosts, of course.
In all seriousness, “I wanna be a kid again” followed by the most forced, plastered on smile is probably one of the saddest lines I’ve ever heard.
as a kid I saw just one of these episodes, and I still have the Olsen Twins lines in my head: "Olsen and Olsen mystery agency. We'll solve any crime by dinnertime" and "Shimmering LIghtss??". My brain has yet to purge it all these years later.
I think I can still sing the full into to that video and I haven't seen it in over 20 years
I don’t know, if film tells me anything it’s that those hillbillies might be more interested in their dad than Mary-Kate & Ashley.
"Bend over and squeal like a pig!"
5:42 and 26:17: TWO Birdemic references? You spoil us.
All right, since I had a stomach bug all week and missed it, I'm gonna watch this for the second time today. You guys better have added new jokes, or I'll be SOOOO MAAAD!
I was trying to figure out why I recognized the dad from So Little Time, so I looked it up. Turns out he was the gay man that Frasier accidentally asked out once. Well, the one that wasn't Patrick Stewart. Huh. That happened twice. Weird.
Well, now u know what the theme meant by "tossed salad and scrambled eggs"
Scrambled eggs all over Frasier's face.
He takes it like a champ
Dont they usually do these videos at allison's house? Also, love their crossovers. Now they need film brain, linkara, erod, etc
I thought I only watched Two of a Kind, but So Little Time brought up memories for sure. Poor Olsens.
Oh god I was the target age for a bunch of this stuff...I just remembered having the Mary Kate & Ashley dolls and being annoyed bc they were shorter than all my barbies. And checking the book version of So Little Time episodes out of the library...
I’ve been waiting for another Olsen video for years!! Thank you!!
Yes, I love this. Lupa and Phelous together ❤️ and then Olsen twins, this is gonna be a great night.
These are my favorite videos-I wasn’t sure we’d get another Mary Kate and Ashley collab!
omg this is amazing. I love both of your commentaries as always =)
The day has finally arrived!!!
I completely forgot about the So Little Time tv series. I literally watched anything they were in when I was a kid. 😅
The volcano one was probably my favorite because of the pissed-off stance the volcanologist took before introducing himself. Also "Whatever!" was pretty funny. I never heard of So Little Time but I recognize Amy Davidson from 8 Simple Rules.