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  • @bradpetersen2013
    @bradpetersen2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +380

    "hopefully he'll flip his truck and die" Funniest thing I've heard all day, thank you sir!

    • @loupgarou95
      @loupgarou95 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @Christina Penner He was annoyed and disgusted by the guy's bumper sticker joke about destroying earth and then moving on to other planets.

    • @justme-np9io
      @justme-np9io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He is hilarious! I love listening to him with his even match of intelligence and I don't give a shit attitude! He is that kind of person that everyone wants to have as a best friend! 🤣😂

    • @vertigatari
      @vertigatari 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      i laughed so hard i couldn’t BREATHE

    • @Frank-zs1wk
      @Frank-zs1wk 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      from tony's mouth to god's ears

    • @bradpetersen2013
      @bradpetersen2013 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@cricketj15 so funny, guy has a satirical bumper sticker that I don't agree with so I make a satirical statement and still people are uptight.... Ha ha ha

  • @s_i_m_o_ns_a_y_s5064
    @s_i_m_o_ns_a_y_s5064 5 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    Not gonna lie, it’s 50% accent, 50% learning.

    • @athens26
      @athens26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      And 50% hilarious

    • @FieryCoal
      @FieryCoal 5 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kenny Setzer 💯 % learning

    • @missmatch9058
      @missmatch9058 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂🙋

    • @ericpmoss
      @ericpmoss 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@athens26 Haha, it's the ManBearPig of great TH-cam channels.

    • @dannolan6228
      @dannolan6228 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      eric moss did you just Al Gore him

  • @brickct123
    @brickct123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +357

    You should open up a patreon, you're cheaper than a professor for a hell of a lot more information

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  5 ปีที่แล้ว +74

      Patreon is www.patreon.com/crimepaysbutbotanydoesnt

    • @brickct123
      @brickct123 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      @@CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt Well hot damn, you remembered!

    • @FriendKale
      @FriendKale 5 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      When someone is offering free money, you remember...

  • @mikedrop4421
    @mikedrop4421 5 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    In response to the question at 12:21 the answer is in the affirmative for both. I am in fact learning while simultaneously being amused by your accent.
    AvE suggested your channel and I've watched every video you've released since then. My Aunt C. Lynn Raulerson was a biologist/botanist and professor at the University of Guam and littlerally wrote the book on the Trees and Shrubs of the Mariana Islands. When I watch your videos I feel like I'm a little closer to her. That, and your jokes make me laugh.

  • @billsmathers7787
    @billsmathers7787 5 ปีที่แล้ว +148

    The chemotherapy drug you're thinking of is taxol (generic name paclitaxel). It inhibits cell division, which is a good thing if you're trying to keep cancer growths from spreading. Nowadays, it's made from the leaves of the European yew (which contains a compound which is 3 steps from paclitaxel itself) or in a bioreactor by culturing Pacific yew plant cells.

    • @dusksoop
      @dusksoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Interesting, Thanks!

    • @NMChe56
      @NMChe56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Bill Smathers The More Yew Know 🌈 💫

    • @doxepine
      @doxepine 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes, paclitaxel (and docetaxel) is a mitotic spindle inhibitor, similar to other plant-based anticancer drugs called 'Vinca alkaloids' made from Catharanthus roseus.

  • @DandiIion
    @DandiIion 5 ปีที่แล้ว +217

    I'd love to go hikin with this guy.

    • @butcheryandbroth
      @butcheryandbroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Takes 3 hours per mile apparently, I'd say you get your own personal David Attenborough guide. I'd pay good money for that.

    • @BESHYSBEES
      @BESHYSBEES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      You kinda are, in the friend simulator 😂

    • @bobs5596
      @bobs5596 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      he talks too much...

    • @BESHYSBEES
      @BESHYSBEES 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Bob S that’s the point of the video, you can always turn down the volume it’s not like your listening 👂 to the background music

    • @kingmob2615
      @kingmob2615 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@bobs5596 I mean... it IS an educational video.

  • @TheReal7Bit
    @TheReal7Bit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +83

    "That's the safe word you use in an orchid dungeon". LOL. Beautiful little video, very informative as always. Thank you for the frequent uploads.

  • @saml7610
    @saml7610 5 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    I watch your videos because I'm a farmer and I never received a suitable botany education, so your stuff keeps me engaged and learning more. I love em, they're great. That lizard was a cutie. I'll throw you some cash once end of summer harvest is up and we're rollin in dough.

  • @mammon_is_god
    @mammon_is_god 5 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    This is 2019 Car Talk and it's beautiful. Praise.

    • @TungstenChloride
      @TungstenChloride 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Oh god the memories. I think I still have the CD of that talk show hidden somewhere.

  • @MercMercury
    @MercMercury 5 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm so glad you talked about low-intensity controlled fires in order to help the ecosystem thrive. Really interesting stuff as always, thanks for sharing :D

    • @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer
      @oldtimetinfoilhatwearer 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      well, controlled is the wrong word. ideally the would happen often enough that we wouldnt have to control them, which we shouldnt anyway.

  • @somniussativiaterra7721
    @somniussativiaterra7721 5 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    "you sly bastard..thats what they do!" friggin hilarious bud

    • @TheDeej26
      @TheDeej26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That type of spider is called a crab spider. They come in many bright colors and live in a similar colored flower.

  • @Roiku15
    @Roiku15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +35

    man I love this channel, I hope you blow up. you're very charismatic and knowledgeable, you make plants fun

  • @SEzzz53
    @SEzzz53 5 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    Yes, I’m learning a crapton. Thank you for adding the Latin names and definitions with captions. It helps a lot. I also appreciate your descriptions of the geology you encounter. I come from a family of geologists and remember as a child stopping on the side of the road to look at specific geological features on road trips.
    I’d like to donate, but I don’t use Venmo.

    • @metametodo
      @metametodo 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      He created a patreon since you commented, I'm not sure if you know but either way here it is www.patreon.com/CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt

  • @kellytarter5945
    @kellytarter5945 5 ปีที่แล้ว +51

    Hey man, I love your vids! I’m a forester and your spiel against fire suppression warmed my heart. Do you think you could do a video on the basic trees of the Sierran Mixed Conifer Forest? I think it would be great for some students to see!

  • @spazzy97502
    @spazzy97502 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    This is soooooo relaxing. I'm loving getting a closer view to the plants near me.

  • @barrysnowden422
    @barrysnowden422 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I'm an amateur botanist and herpetologist here in southern California and I've got to say that the 'skeptical looking' Alligator lizard you found was just incredible! I've seen a lot of them (I'm 66 yrs. old) over the years but never a blue morph like the one you found. Good thing you didn't reach out and try to catch that dude with your hands, these guys are 100% guaranteed to bite and not let go. The pitbulls of the lizard family! Also, thanks for the update on their Latin name from Gerrhonotus to Elgaria. I can't keep up with these fuckin' taxonomists changing the Latin names on everything all the time! So, thanks for that too.

  • @deniskosovac8988
    @deniskosovac8988 5 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    the bumper sticker bit lol

  • @Anjebel
    @Anjebel 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    So much information.. Over load!!! I'll have to watch this a few more times.
    Would have loved to have had you as a teacher in school. Spend all day out on the land and getting up close to the plants. The learning and information. Can't forget the teacher, excellent descriptions. You're fun!! And would make class enjoyable.
    Your family must love having you around. You are definitely easy to listen to. Up beat. Funny. Thank you for catching my attention. Really wish I had a teacher like you when I was in school. You would have been the pie piper botanist for students.
    "Did some one say field trip?!"

  • @mikaelgaiason688
    @mikaelgaiason688 5 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I'm going to pick an easier safe word to remember next time I'm in an orchid dungeon. lmao. That's a good way to get your stamen damaged. Them orchids take kinky to a whole new level.

  • @ryPish
    @ryPish 5 ปีที่แล้ว +49

    I'm here to learn about that $5 burrito tree.
    Botany doesn't pay but it might feed you!

  • @712KS
    @712KS 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You are a professor! I wish all my teachers were like you, I would know a lot more about everything.

  • @Tybold63
    @Tybold63 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    I kinda recently subed this channel but I love it already. I am myself an amateur botanist and this is entertaining me alot. I am from Sweden so probably miss out alot of the fun stuff this man saying but waht I can translate and decipher gives me so much. Wish I had his talent of flowing speech and talk and I would like to do something similar from my country. Take care out there and you should all try go out and discover what you can find in neighbourhood and outdoors sometimes. Peace!

  • @lucyb15
    @lucyb15 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    this botanist never been up there, nice little tour, thanks!

  • @thecuriousrabbit9980
    @thecuriousrabbit9980 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The Hawaiian Silver Sword is a fantastically cool plant, it's one of those things that you would expect to see in a sci-fi movie about different planets. They look like big sea anemone when they are little and then turn into towers of flowers 8'+ tall... Just amazing plants. Look 'em up if you are interested, you won't be disappointed.

  • @lissaevans3370
    @lissaevans3370 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    He makes learning about plants really interesting. I could watch his videos all day

  • @lizzymoore54
    @lizzymoore54 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Just loving your channel! Learning so much about plants and the earth in general. Also, a good belly laugh, from time to time, is so good for the soul! Thanks man. 😉

  • @pvtpain66k
    @pvtpain66k 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Two of your videos ("Lophophora williamsii (Peyote) in Mexico and redundant facts" & "Public Service Announcement from Jake Wozcak and Crotalus Oreganus" ) got posted on Reddit recently.
    You're my new favorite channel, and I'm stunned at how often you post new videos.
    6:14 . I spit coffee laughing. :>

    • @nohandle759
      @nohandle759 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I found his coyote video on reddit. Can't leave.

  • @seanc6128
    @seanc6128 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    The video where you're talking to a plant growing on a barren cliff-side, asking it how the hell it lives there was something I felt I could really relate to. So it's not so much your accent as your passion that I think is cool.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    That lizard was totally getting a hickey from that tick on it's neck.

  • @bbtman1
    @bbtman1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    "hopefully he'll flip his truck and die" i fucking lost it

  • @chemicalmike646
    @chemicalmike646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The amount of knowledge this guy knows is incredible.

  • @TheUnicornMoe
    @TheUnicornMoe 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    What kinda camera does this guy have?? That segment about the mountain looked amazing

    • @snuugumz
      @snuugumz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Moe pretty sure it’s his phone. What brand, dunno.

  • @JenniferLupine
    @JenniferLupine ปีที่แล้ว

    Thanks for the great plant tour and info!

  • @athens26
    @athens26 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    😂 the Sly bastard spider and the garage story

  • @Gnomesmusher
    @Gnomesmusher 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Those alligator lizards do seem a bit bolder than say a fence lizards. I can pretty much walk right up to some of them in my yard and they'll just look at me like I'm bothering them. I wish there were more of them here in Southern California. I don't see them that often.

  • @BriansArtforAnimals
    @BriansArtforAnimals 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I have been trying to learn to i.d. plants for years and can't get any smarter on it.. congrats sir for learning so much about plants.

  • @BrokenMonocle
    @BrokenMonocle 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I dunno if anybody else has said it, because I'm not scrolling through all the comments. But those two crab spiders were arguing over territory. Spiders raise their front legs as a sort of pre-fight posturing, like a frat boy when he yells 'come at me bro'. The spider on the right is also raising up to make herself look larger. Oh, and they're both ladies.

  • @cynergy4
    @cynergy4 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The Natives maintained the forest by setting low burning fires, much could be learned from them. When there are too many trees too close together, they become stressed, and that is when they are vulnerable to disease and insects. But then I'm preaching to the choir! You help a lot with the pronunciations. I know many of the botanical names from reading them so many times, but can't pronounce them worth a shit!

  • @vipexxify
    @vipexxify 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    This reminds me of my father dropping knowledge on hikes back in the day.

    • @Drhumbolt
      @Drhumbolt 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I can relate. " Hey that's fuckin poison ivy don't touch it". Of course I touched it, broke out later.. Dad busted my balls later I bet you don't do that again he says I told you not to touch it lol...

  • @lizfrancis5696
    @lizfrancis5696 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    "Regular ass soil"is,in fact,a scientific term

  • @chemicalmike646
    @chemicalmike646 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Back in the late 70's - early 80's you could find Alligator Lizards in the suburbs of L.A.

    • @mumbairay
      @mumbairay 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      They have a skeptical look because they can't walk and breathe at the same time

    • @paulmccray4055
      @paulmccray4055 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      there everywhere in Huntington beach

  • @aceortega3905
    @aceortega3905 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    This guy is gold.. I’m actually learning shit

  • @gafrers
    @gafrers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Quantity and Quality. Amazing.

    • @butcheryandbroth
      @butcheryandbroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Pure quality if you ask me, he just has so much of it.

    • @gafrers
      @gafrers 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@butcheryandbroth You are right. Much better than i put it.

  • @jostire
    @jostire 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Fantastic presentation!

  • @okayso1747
    @okayso1747 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    educationally entertaining. Botanical praxis against stupidity. I love it.

  • @JasonLaneZardoz
    @JasonLaneZardoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I understand every word you say.
    Crab spiders, usually they go on the same coloured flowers. Get them here in the UK. Bigger in California.

  • @RunningBiscuit
    @RunningBiscuit 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That Lilium Pardalinum looks like what we call Tiger Lily in CT

  • @captainboing
    @captainboing 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    This channel makes me happy. On the subject of the yew, if it is like taxus baccata, the aril is the only bit that isn't toxic. All parts of the tree are loaded with taxine including the seeds and roots+ all except the scary red "berry"...

  • @NMChe56
    @NMChe56 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    “It’s the safe word you use in the orchid dungeon”
    *wheeze*

  • @CTCAC2000
    @CTCAC2000 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    9:28 "you got that lower lip, that labellum...that's the safe-word you use in the orchid dungeon" lol!

  • @davidbarts6144
    @davidbarts6144 5 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Yew arils are sweet and edibile. But the seeds they contain are deadly poisonous. Actually, any part of the yew *except* the aril is deadly poisonous.

    • @mumbairay
      @mumbairay 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It's snotty and vaguely sweet. Also sometimes the poison gets into the aril by mutation or whatnot. One bush always has dead birds around here. Would not eat from dat one.

  • @troyclayton
    @troyclayton 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Awesome walk through the woods.TY. The spiders looks like female Misumena vatia, and it has a bee fly (Bombyliidae)? The males are dark and half the size. Oospores, look up how to pronounce it, and apply it to zoospores if you didn't know.

  • @PimpSugaFree
    @PimpSugaFree 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    that garage analogy followed by "its not really like that at all...", gods bless you

  • @NeverPreparedAlwaysSlippin
    @NeverPreparedAlwaysSlippin 5 ปีที่แล้ว +28

    13:40 is that a tick on the lizard?
    also, much love from the bay area. i'm enjoying these videos a lot

    • @remcovanvliet3018
      @remcovanvliet3018 5 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sure does look like it. You mean the little black bump between his ear hole and his front leg, right?
      Sharp eyes ya got there! I had to rewind and take another look as I hadn't noticed it first time round.

    • @chronic2001n
      @chronic2001n 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Wow, that is.

    • @2degucitas
      @2degucitas 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@ShaglusZ
      What? How so?

  • @omgxwtfxily
    @omgxwtfxily 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love you. Please never stop making videos.

  • @TheNimshew
    @TheNimshew 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Is that the Brewer, assistant to Whitney, in "Up and down California. The geological survey of 1864"? I think so. Great book!

  • @JasonLaneZardoz
    @JasonLaneZardoz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Arnica yes, is traditionally used here in the UK, especially in the game of Cricket, well that's how I know its use.
    Great educational channel.

  • @nataliamillspaw4438
    @nataliamillspaw4438 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love plants and your discussion but I especially love when you talk to/about the animal kingdom alongside them.

  • @Nhoj31neirbo47
    @Nhoj31neirbo47 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    Your burrito is in the mail.

  • @calebszyszkiewicz719
    @calebszyszkiewicz719 5 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    Your channel keeps growing im so excited for you!!!

  • @StanTheObserver-lo8rx
    @StanTheObserver-lo8rx 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That's the nicest most colorful Alligator lizard I've ever seen.

  • @MuchoNoBueno
    @MuchoNoBueno 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    You never fail to deliver quality content.Your channel is my favorite.Great job and thank you for blessing us with your knowledge

  • @RealGrandDini
    @RealGrandDini 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    we need these types in the botanist world

    • @snuugumz
      @snuugumz 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      grand dini
      We need these types in the world, period.

  • @AmraphelofShinar
    @AmraphelofShinar 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "Hopefully he'll flip his truck and die." That's the kinda stuff I think about people sometimes. I love the trees though. Thanks for the videos.

  • @TDLBallistic
    @TDLBallistic 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    13:00 - that's actually a Shasta Alligator Lizard!

  • @Violetrueblue
    @Violetrueblue 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    I need friends like you in my life

  • @onealjones9039
    @onealjones9039 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Seriously dude, I love you. In a strictly platonic manner.. =) ... you fucking rock sir!

  • @AnotherBrownAjah
    @AnotherBrownAjah 5 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Regular ass soil, such as this

  • @liv2fly88
    @liv2fly88 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    I just found your channel, and I'm thoroughly enraptured with your depth and breadth of knowledge on kingdom plantae. Thank you for sharing, and keep making videos. I'll keep watching.
    PS: any chance you'll come down to Florida and do a few bits of commentary on our wetlands? I'm sure we can get you an honorary Florida Man certification.

  • @ASK-yogi
    @ASK-yogi 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    5:30-I don’t think this is Himalayan Blackberry (which I don’t know anything about). This is Aralia Californica, a native, common name Spikenard (or Elk Clover, although it is not a clover at all). It can be used like the Rocky Mountain species, Aralia Racemosa, which is a moderately useful herbal medicine. The native Americans of the Mountain West would use this for “winter chest.” Our family keeps some of the root and some honey extract. We’ve taken both species for personal use. Racemosa might be better medicine. The Rocky Mountain variant is harder to find and pretty much only inhabits stream bottoms from 5000 to 8000 feet.

    • @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt
      @CrimePaysButBotanyDoesnt  4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Aralia californica is from a completely unrelated family and doesn't have thorns on the stem. This is Himalayan blackberry, from the rose family. Aralia is in Araliaceae. It produces flowers in an umbel that look uniquely different.

  • @failforward8519
    @failforward8519 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The cancer drug made from Pacific Yew is called Taxol, by the way. A professor at Florida State University figured out how to synthesize the drug artificially. I'm from Tallahassee, it's kinda local lore around the academic circles there

  • @jinagibson6818
    @jinagibson6818 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Someone always falls for the idiot wanting to plant trees in a hole on a sidewalk. Apparently they rarely walk them. They're baked and scorched and rarely trimmed or otherwise protected.

  • @justme-np9io
    @justme-np9io 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The plant that is a parasite to fungi and has no chlorophyll,.. is that the same as "Indian pipe" or "ghost pipe" also known as the "corpse plant"? We have a lot of them here in Pa., But the ones here have a bell shaped flower that bends downward twords the ground, and when picked looks like an old time pipe.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monardela is the name for the Indian Pipes. Just found some rubrum (red) in N. Georgia this week.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Monotropa, pardon me, I've been out of the botony biz a while & I have CRS, cant remember shit!

  • @freeman9479
    @freeman9479 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    crass unchecked intellect,,,,my kind of man,,,,,👍

  • @confusedwhale
    @confusedwhale 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My cats are mostly indoors, but when they do go outside they are supervised. Though, it's mostly because of the stray cats that are in the green belt behind the house.

  • @user-yx7dp2pl8t
    @user-yx7dp2pl8t 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Amazing info and terminology

  • @igotakitty777
    @igotakitty777 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I got some of them crab spiders on my mum's pineapple sage, real ninjas. I spent an afternoon watching one sit inside the flowers and spring death on Chlosyne nycteis one after the other.

  • @explosu
    @explosu 5 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Damnit now I want burroit. Food truck here I come.
    I love your channel, the latin names don't stick at all but I'm learning what to pay attention to looking at plants. Had geologist parents really (at times annoyingly) dedicated to teaching us, and I was always more interested in biology, so it's cool to learn ways they're linked.

  • @aianyoung
    @aianyoung 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    5:55 I love this channel.

  • @horacegentleman3296
    @horacegentleman3296 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Yep I'm learning, the fact that you sound exactly like artie Lang with the colorful language of AvE is just a bonus.

  • @DJCoaltzilla
    @DJCoaltzilla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I love your videos, they're really valuable and interesting to me as someone who works in and studies environmental science

  • @rixdobbs3172
    @rixdobbs3172 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    YES i enjoyed this video and YES my girlfriend and I are going to look into joining a botanical garden, now. We live near Chapel Hill NC so there is something called Duke Gardens in our area. Thank you Joey.

  • @straightupballin3
    @straightupballin3 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Fuckin mouth breather." HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

  • @brimleyhillmassive
    @brimleyhillmassive 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    We call one of the genus Leylandii (spelling) everyone hates it because it grows so fast, but it makes nice thick hedge if you maintain it. I read that vikings used it as evergreen hedge to protect their animals against freezing wind.

  • @2A_supporter
    @2A_supporter ปีที่แล้ว

    When I moved out here the alligator lizards were so prevalent now they are scarce and hard to come across in my area

  • @natepowell1914
    @natepowell1914 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    That camera focus on the phyllaries was fuckin fantastic

  • @2.7petabytes
    @2.7petabytes 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Flipping of trucks and dying for the whole lot of em! Lol

  • @mikemead2315
    @mikemead2315 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Rubus armeniacus. It is reported that Oregon has one .... its root system covers the entire state. Took a chain saw and a year to chop enough out to plant grass. 8’ high intertwined mess. 6’ of new growth after a rainstorm. 1”+ stalks. When the stalks die, they are like barbed iron.
    Fantastic berries! The best. Hang like and quantity like grapes. Bowl full in less than 60 seconds.

  • @antonstegen1737
    @antonstegen1737 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I can not like this video enough. Thank you.

  • @stanbark007
    @stanbark007 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    "Regular-ass soils" Lol.

  • @squidlywizard3347
    @squidlywizard3347 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    The crazy shit that comes out of your mouth followed by perfect pronunciation of plant names and the state of said plants with occasional up close shots of animals is the shit

  • @ScooBdont
    @ScooBdont 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I’m pretty sure the bumper sticker was an attempt at sarcasm. Trying to send a message whilst keeping that smartass edge.

  • @azhiaziamnohiah897
    @azhiaziamnohiah897 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Mono trips uniflora, is also mychohetrotrophic. Ur so brilliant when it comes to Brittany. Monotropa uniflora, also known as ghost plant (or ghost pipe), Indian pipe or corpse plant, is an herbaceous perennial plant native to temperate regions of Udmurtiya in European Russia, Asia, North America and northern South America, but with large gaps between areas.[1][2] It was formerly classified in the family Monotropaceae, but is now included within the Ericaceae. It is of ephemeraloccurrence, depending on the right conditions (moisture after a dry period) to appear full grown within a couple of days.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 5 ปีที่แล้ว

      Found a nice patch in N. Georgia USA last week. Exactly the weather circumstances you mentioned. These were red & quite beautiful!

  • @butcheryandbroth
    @butcheryandbroth 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    You should do guided tours.

  • @Maptologist
    @Maptologist 5 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    A wonderful fuckin' plant.
    Do you provide backyard consultations? I don't own land yet, but when I do, I'd like to have someone's number in my back pocket for some good advice for native species and fire suppression.

  • @jalllaaavg
    @jalllaaavg 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Labellum..... LABELLUM!

  • @enderMaiden
    @enderMaiden 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Alligator lizards are some tough bastards, they will bite and they will not let go. He's probably just asking you to touch him so he can give you what for lol

  • @dusksoop
    @dusksoop 5 ปีที่แล้ว

    Great channel! I've been thoroughly enjoying your videos after discovering your channel the other day. May I ask what you studied in order to gain such a wealth of knowledge?

  • @k33k32
    @k33k32 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Oocysts!! what a great word!

  • @MaeV808
    @MaeV808 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    The land of ooo .... spores 😆. Don't know why the outro to Adventure Time suddenly played in my head. 🦋🌼🐝