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As a brazilian I can confirm that no, we arent
Was going to comment exactly that 😂
If Brazilian football stars are not addicted to partying you know it's not gonna work out.
Concordo
#ForaDorival
I am absolutely appalled at the fact the Zealand hasn’t been keeping up with his running
I love the way this community has embraced the role of the ultimate “never quite satisfied no matter what you do to keep you motivated” type of coach 🤣
It’s such a weirdly positive type of peer pressure and this bit just kills me every time I see it lmao so thanks for the little hit of serotonin today
I'm Brazilian, so I'll try to be brief in my explanation. After the World Cup, the president of our confederation announced that he would calmly look for a coach and appointed Ramon Meneses (under-20 coach) as interim coach, but in 2 of the 3 friendlies we lost to Morocco and Senegal, so the president lied saying that Ancelotti was hired and would arrive when his current contract ended (to calm the criticism) and announced Fernando Diniz (2023 Copa Libertadores Champion) as interim coach until "Ancelotti's contract ends." Diniz started well, but drew with Venezuela and lost to Uruguay, Colombia and Argentina and was fired. To replace him, they hired Dorival Júnior (probably the best Brazilian coach at that time), but Dorival is famous in Brazil for being "too nice" and this makes the "world-class" players not respect him, so he ends up being afraid to change the team, the tactics and the players who are playing poorly. As you can see, there are several mistakes and lies that harm the team.
That’s a good explanation, but we most add that Brazil lives a “coaching crises”, because we are far behind in tatical Evolution. Coaches from minor leagues like Portugal obliterated the brazilian coaches on Série A.
Has there ever been a non Portuguese speaking national team manager at Brazil?
@@davinnicode Yes, but in 1925….
"probably the best Brazilian coach at that time" kkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk nao.
@@davinnicode yes: Ramon Platero (Uruguayan, 1925), Filpo Nuñez (Argentine, 1 match: when Palmeiras represented Brazil playing against Uruguay in 1965)
Brazil not making the world cup will be a national crisis. As a Canadian if we failed that hard at hockey there would be riots.
As a finn i can relate, the last world cup went so abysmally for us that most sport related social media sites went ablaze
As a Brazilian, I'd say it's a case of coupe d' etat.
Not that we not used to, thanks the military for that, but...
@@lucaspereiramartins1485you won the World Cup with a military government
They’re the only country that’s been to all of them
@@prometheustv6558 thankfully the military weren't the ones playing it
You've been hit by, you've been struck by, a smooth Paraguay
As a Brazillian let me explain most of the issues in simple terms:
1- Brazillian coaches don't play enough FM
2- Zealand + the chat could run a Federation better then whoever is in the Brazillian Federation
3- This team have a really bad time breaking a big defense.
As an italian, our federation is also incompetent. I hope both countries will return to their past glory 🤝
"sentient oil drum" goddamn had me
bruh i fell outa my chair 😅
No. Next question.
During the exact week that Joshua Dürksen wins an F2 race; first race winner at this level for Paraguay 🇵🇾 !!
You mean the video, right? Because Brazil's game was on Wednesday
@@victorleoncio1079i gotta admit: i wrote the comment before watching the video 😂
Brazil's become the definition of playing to not lose instead of playing to win
as an Australian, our position is absolutely down to how shit Graham Arnold is
in his 2 tenures as Socceroos coach he's overseen 3 Asian Cup FAILURES, especially the last one earlier this year, absolutely golden opportunity but his persistence to play players out of position (Jordan Bos is a brilliant LB HE'S NOT A FUCKING WINGER), his dedication to his favourites out strips even Gareth Southgate's and Gregg Berhalter's dedication to theirs (seriously how is Duke and Behich making this team?) and his tactics make Jose Mouhrinio look like the most attacking manager ever known to man, he fucking parked the bus against Bahrain and Indonesia, teams we have absolutely no worries dominating, and player for player we are so so so so much better than
he's an absolute failure as a manager, and the fact the FFA has come out and said "We're backing him" is just depressing, I'm almost at the point of hoping we lose to China so they can just bite the fucking bullet and get someone else in to scrap us into 4th to get us on to the next round, cause if Graham Arnold sees this out we won't make it even to the next round
he is riding off of 3 good games, one of which was a Penalty shootoff, the other two v Denmark and Tunisia, at the WC, if we lose any of those 3 games he's not the manager of the Socceroos we have a better manager and we're doing better that simple
I am going to ignore all you said and just state that a team nicknamed Socceroos should just be disqualified from the WC al together.
Wym, I was told by their coach they’d win the WC in 2026 lol
He said he was sure we would be in the final LMAO. Madness.
2027 doesn't even have a WC 😂
@@davidaugustofc2574 The womens world cup... by the way, in Brazil.
In fairness, he did say we'd get to the final. He just didn't specify whether in EAFC, FM, some mod for PES2021...
Can confirm the Brazilians everywhere theory. NIFL Premiership has Pablo Andrade, winger for Loughgall
My team here in Romania has one as well (Luis Phelipe for FCSB, formerly known as Steaua Bucharest). Not that many these days though, we re no longer in the Wesley-Adailton (at Vaslui that has since gone bankrupt)-Eric (at Gaz Metan)-Junior Morais (Astra, FCSB, Rapid) 2010s era, lost quite a few of them to transfers and retirement in the last few years. Still have 6 including Rivaldo s son Rivaldinho at Hagi s team Farul lol
I'm frm Jamaica 2 seasons ago we had 2 Brazilian coaches last season we have abut 5 or 6 Brazilians this season we have out of that 5 or 6 rest of them couldn't cut it in the hole and went back to Brazil
NI yeeoooooo
Early 2000s was flooded with Brazilian players. I remember a lot of them playing in Germany because they were characters.
@@davinnicode Ailton! Werder Bremen legend and champion eater of all footballers...
Paraguay manager Gustavo Alfaro is an extremely zealandism manager, research his quotes, he's hilarious
Brazil just hasn’t been the same since Germany made that entire stadium cry 😂
At least we passed the group stages in the following cups.
Ouch@@pedronunes3063
Only to get bent over by tiny Belgium and Croatia😂😂😂😂😂@@pedronunes3063
As a Brazilian, I'll sum things up: we don't have good head coaches anymore. Brazil will only get better when we go for a top European head coach. They are massively better compared to the Brazilians we have. It's just difficult to break the tradition of having a Brazilian coach.
Just hire an argentinian coach like the rest of South America and your team will be improving in no time. And it'll be much cheaper than a european.
@@tomasmaniago5832 as if CBF would allow an argentinian to train our national team. To be fair, not even the people nor the argentinian coaches would want that, the rivalry is too big.
@@MarceloZ2 why not Portuguese then? Is more acceptable and same language
@@franciscomarcelino1251 that, I genuinely can't answer you. I get the feeling that the majority of the population would accept that (a part even actively wants that, pointing to current Palmeiras coach Abel Ferreira to take the spot), but CBF just doesn't do it and it baffles me.
@@franciscomarcelino1251because they don't want to, the best managers in our league ar either Argentinian ou Portuguese, like, Brazilians can't even manage the clubs in our top flight, yet they insist in Brazilian managers
We sold our football to the Premier League. It's gone. It's over.
No we aren't, glad to help!
Chile is a story on it's own. How it's possible to go from a generation that competed to be the third best in South America winning back to back Copas to becoming the second worst in South America within 8 years is quite the achievement.
I know this video is about Brazil, but big props to Indonesia for their results. They've decided to make the most of their connection to the Netherlands and they got some awesome talent right now. I hope they make the WC
No, we are not ok, not at all...
TL;DR: The FA is a mess, brazillian coaches are bad, and the players don't care.
So, for me, these are some aspects that led to this crisis in Brazil's football:
- THE FA: CBF, the Brazilian FA's, has been in some turmoil in the past few years... The last president, Rogério Caboclo, was removed due to allegations of harassment... Then Edinaldo Rodrigues, his vice, took over and since then some other legal shit (which i'm not able to explain in english) happened, which led to Edinaldo also being removed and then returned to his position as president. This inconsistency in the FA's command, alongside with some internal power struggles, has led them to some questionable decisions regarding actual football matters, which leads us to the next point...
- THE COACH: There's a natural resistance to allow foreign coaches to manage Brazil's national team. People usually say that this would make us lose the "joga bonito" aspect of our game (although some can say that we already lost it). Because of that, we usually pick the allegedly best manager acting in the brazillian league to coach the national team. The problem is that nowadays, the best coaches are usually foreign, so we go for the "not so good" coaches instead.
After Tite's (Brazil's last WC manager) dismissal, CBF wanted to try something new and bring in a world class coach, even though a foreign one. Ancelotti was the main focus, and it was said that he had agreed to a contract to be Brazil's new coach from July 2023 onwards. While CBF waited for Ancelloti, Brazil went on with the U- 20 coach, Ramon Menezes as a temporary coach, which obtained very poor results. (it is worth mentioning that Ramon is considered to be a bad coach even for the U-20 level, so there's that.)
Then, July 2023 came and, as we all know, Ancelotti did not took over. Because of that, Fernando Diniz, a younger coach, who has very a unorthodox methodology to nowadays standards, was apointed. One of the main problems was that he maintained his job at the club level, thus being divided by both nation and club. This has also led to very poor results, which then led to his dimissal, by the end of 2023.
Then, now in 2024, Dorival Jr. took over. He's a more seasoned coach, which is known to do a good job when doing the basics. This has led him to win some trophies during his carrer, but never in a outstanding way. After Dorival's arrival, Brazil had good results, with a win against England and a draw with Spain. But this breath of fresh air quickly ran out, as we are all seing. By now, Dorival still has the job, but this can change if the the team does not improve by the next matches.
- THE PLAYERS: For the past couple decades, there has been this feeling in Brazil that the players don't care as much for the national team as they used to... They go to Europe way too early in they carrers, thus not being able to really connect to Brazil's football culture as a player. This has led to a generation of really talented players who are more concerned to play for their clubs, making history there, instead of do the same for their nation... I think this happens mostly because it's a lot easier to see Real Madrid or Man City being great teams instead of Brazil's national team doing so... (I also think that Brazil's political status also contributed to this problem, but I'm not gonna go down this road in this comment).
So yeah, there's that...
Zealand should defnitely do a main-channel investigation on the CBF and their shenanigans...
@@Mythriak_ yeah, totally... That's a hell of content
Just a correction, North Korea v Qatar was played in Laos because of "Security concerns"
Brazil is not okay because you arent running Zealand
No, we are sad. For the first time, we cannot make a joke out of it to be happy again.
It's been going on for over a decade; the rest of the best teams have evolved while the Brazil stagnated. Being stationary in an evolving advancing world is equivalent to regressing in comparison
Brazil needs to relearn relationism
they're too busy fiddling with robotism
we can barely breathe, no, we are not okay.
Most Australians have been calling for Graham Arnold to be sacked for years
Are we going to have the very first World Cup without Brazil in history? I hope not.
Hot take: Brazil should swallow their pride and hire an Argentinian manager. Yeah, I do have the nerve to suggest this.
Not able to fully watch the video at the moment, but as a Brazilian, can confirm that no, we are not ok.
I'm still not going to pay attention to world cup qualifying. 😂Wake me up when Brazil actually fails to qualify, that will be news.
Probably won’t happen in our lifetimes especially since 7/10 CONMEBOL teams qualify now.
Thre cominiust govremnr leder,
@@isaacjones5687 we're already one point away from not going, don't doubt how bad our situation is right now, it can always get worse.
R U OK? BUSTER WOLF!
Peruvian holding back tears: yeah man brasil really bad yo
I already love you because of this video
The summary of Australia’s world cup qualification narrative was diabolically accurate. A real “cringing but also nodding along” moment
We are not ok 😭😭😭🇧🇷
No, we are not OK.
Solano Lopez laughing hysterically in the afterlife
I don't think so, he was humilliated lol
As an Australian, the Socceroos (our men's team) does not get as much attention as the Matildas (our women's team) because it's simply not that good anymore.
How dare you don't even talk about Samoa winning the Oceanian preliminary round?
Brazil are you ok?
Will you tell us that you're ok?
There's a sound at the window
Then he struck you, a crescendo, Brazil
He came into your apartment
Left the bloodstains on the carpet
Then you ran into the bedroom
You were struck down, it was your doom
Well, our football association sucks ass, CBF president tried to shut up the critics saying he had signed Carlo Ancelotti (that went very well).
When that didn't work he signed Dorival Jr who had 2 recent good jobs in the Brazil league but clearly he doensn't have a clue what the fuck he is doing.
To make things even worse, the players aren't inspiring in any way so people are just losing interest or getting angry, there's a generation of brazilians that only have seen the Seleção being destroyed and flopping in WCs. So yeah, we are doing just fine! and the joke we currently are will only get funnier (or more sad, if you are a brazilian)
And that's just the beginning of it all...
3:21 An very important information: we won 5-1 against Bolivia. It means we have 4 goals in 7 matches. Yup, it's that bad.
I really think CONMEBOL and CONCACAF should just merge cos what is actually the point of playing 18 matches just for 7 out of 10 teams to qualify lmao
no were not thanks for asking though
The worst part is all the players come back demoralized and preform bad in club for a match or 2😊
I can tell most Brazilians don't even watch your national team matches, people just stopped caring
Note how he’ll blame the confines of his bed instead of needs from running 🤔
In any case, I want to see all the giants fail as spectacularly as Brazil so a new generation of previously mid-tier countries can rise up and become the football powerhouses. Imagine a Bolivia vs Uzbekistan WC final
Brazilian excellence/dominance ended ever since 7-1 they’ve been subpar ever since
13:00 its actually a puddle in Laos because laos and north korea are best friend and no one want to go to north korea
Is it karma for their fans being obnoxious
Let's be fair, Paraguay does have a pretty good record against Brazil, even against the peak Brazils of old. I guess the thing is, it hasn't happened much recently in WC qualifiers. But let's not forget it's paraguayan tradition to eliminate Brazil in the Copa America.
52 losses, 14 wins and 19 draws is not a good record. Brazil are just terrible atm.
@@Nosceteipsum166it's better than most other teams. It just goes to show how good Brazil is historically. The only teams in the world with a better record are Argentina and Uruguay. Argentina is the only one that has almost 50/50, and it's probably gonna change soon.
We hadn't lost to Paraguay since 2008 man, that's really not a good sign for us
Not to mention the Paraguayan NT was ever a much better team than these days
@@pedrogomessilva6022 Yes you actually have, just not on WC qualifiers. We were unbeaten against Brazil in Copa America since 2004 until 2019 where you won on Penalties last time we won was 2015, although we only played like 5 matches after that, not much.
The players will keep getting blamed but it's way bigger than them... A "better coach" won't fix everything either. It's the entire football federation
Time for the South and North America qualification zones to be merged with less places available and fewer games, anywhere else in the world if you lose 2-3 games you're pretty much done, Brazil, Argentina etc. can lose 6, 7, 8 and still qualify. While the likes of Italy, England, Holland have failed to qualify by unexpectedly losing the odd crunch game, there isn't the same jeopardy for the top South American nations.
Playing against american Samoa ain't changing that though.
The North Korea game was played in Laos
No mention of USA's world cup preparations? They lost to Canada then drew against the mighty New Zealand
No, we're not. Neither my club. VAI CORINTHIANS!
Lost 4 and still chance going tò world Cup ? European teams loose 2 and are out.
As a Chilean myself, this hit very hard (rightfully so 😂😭)
His hairline is doing more running than him at the moment
No we're not 😢
Surely jordan are favourites for that 2nd spot? Final of the asian cup and topped their last quali round with saudi arabia in the group.
They totally gonna qualify but getting out of the group stage at the World Cup might be tough
They can't even get loans!
The reason indonesia is so good they're basically getting everyone dutch player ever
and a South Korean coach...
Brazil needs futbol Jesus at this point. They are in a massive funk.
Thanks for asking bruv, we are not.
Dude I’d find it hilarious how if during the first World Cup where the Top 9 Teams In South American Qualifying qualify automatically for the World Cup whilst the bottom place side qualifies for The Repechage and Brazil somehow failed to qualify.
I mean it’s something stupid like that. I still think that more African, North American and Asian sides should’ve qualified.
no, infact we are not okay =(
No, We're not ok huasuhsahusa'
No we are not😅
Surprised you didnt mention vargas celebrating like an absolute donut after bolivia's keeper injured his ankle
Is Brazil suffering from football privilege?
(We are always good, therefore we will be good)
Honestly, the Brazilian team is more for rich people. Brazilians in general care more about their clubs than their national team.
I blame the lack of zealandism on the lack of background.
I’m Brazilian and the big problem is that nowadays is not an honor to play for the national team, maybe bc of how the CBF Organize everything idk! Another thing is that we only use Brazilian head coaches and they have way old things about how to play soccer… that’s very sad! Brazilian people don’t care about the national team anymore
Can't believe Zealand didn't cover the start of Oceania World Cup qualifying
Brazilians don't care about the national team anymore
> Oman
> "Oh man"
Boo this man, booooo
Please also make a video regarding Australia’s abyssmal performance against Bahrain and Indonesia.
Or China’s meltdown against Japan and 10-man Saudi.
Or Indonesia’s impressive draws against Saudi and Australia.
Or just review the first 2 matches of the whole damn AFC world cup qualifiers 3rd round
Italy seem to struggle to get up for qualifying but usually do good when they do so.
There's no way Brazil won't qualify, FIFA gave south America a bunch of spots, no way we won't make it. It's all part of a plan, Brazil never won anything while playing it's best prior to the world cup, with a structured confederation, a coach with credit and a properly put together squad.
No we're not
Maybe it's time for Australia to go back to the Oceanian Football Association 😅
Interestingly enough, brazilian clubs now allow up to NINE foreign players for a matchday callup. Most top flight brazilian clubs have around that amount of foreign players in their rosters and they're usually the top players of their teams. Obviously, young talent still gets up being sold to richer leagues early, so there is an argument for brazilian talent not being kept in Brazil, but these days, if your 17-19 year old home grown player is having form problems, they just hire a big waged reject from Europe, making its development plummet.
7:33 Dorival Jr.
As a Brazilian:
No
Kindly look away pls 🙏
Our country is burning, the national football team not classifing for the World Cup is the least of our problems.
It's been decades since our national federation became politics first, football second. Currently, the president of the brazilian football federation, Ednaldo Rodrigues, was appointed to the chair by a politician and to say he is unqualified for the job is a massive understatement.
This causes actions to be taken with football as a second thought from the calendar to the professionalization of referees and head coaches.
There's also a lot of arrogance from many brazilians top players and coaches because we were once at the top of the world and for years they preached we had nothing to learn from anyone else.
This is the result: the brazilian professional football is behind even compared to south american nations, our head coaches cannot understand how real football is played today, they are no match for pretty much any European coach and the national team is treated badly by its federation and lost so much value, pride and respect...
To sum it all: we are cooked.
Would be better if you're pot in the World Cup draw is based off qualifying so teams actually have an incentive to try and not scrape through
I'm sure Brazil will go on a good run and qualify for the world cup. Speaking of going on a good run... 🏃🎽
No
No, we are not. Hope that helps. 🤙
No, glad you asked tho.
The qualifiers annoy me so much. Brazil can legit lose 7 or 8 times and will still be in the world cup. In Europe you lose 1 or 2 and are already out!
Yeah, we suck now
The drop off in the production lines from these nations needs a proper investigation.
They need a serious coach
At this point, I just wanted a coach. Maybe a president of the confederation would be marvellous, but that's too much to ask...
Brazil are washed 😂