Funnily enough, Zanny, the Space Marines actually have hobbies. They're not crusading 24/7. Some farm, some paint. Some engage in normal entertainment. Cool, really.
Fun fact: the codex astartes states that space marines get only 15 minutes of free time to relax and rest up. Wich is 15 minutes more time the average Activision employee gets in a lifetime.
Yeah Most fans forget a space marine is a one in 15 billion occurence on the low end for the imperium's population estimated. They are so absurdly rare that its entirely possible no one person on modern Earth would be one.
@@theonlyzanny servitor for sure. there is like a one in 1 trillion chance you would become a Custodes though, they are basically 10 space marines compressed into one golden warrior of the Emperor
Ejaculus, Erectus and Bonerus - thus, the Lust Marines managed to arrive to location and wreck chaos all around, those who died, are the lucky ones, because those who survived, had to suffer and understand the meaning of those glorious names.
On Kadaku they’re eating the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Tyranids that came in, they’re eating the Astra Militarium. They’re eating all the little people that live there. 3:33
Technically only Titus as a Black shield was pennace, to be in the deathwatch normally is actually a huge honor. Thats why Galadriel tries to compliment titus in the first mission
So iirc deathwatch is a chapter who usually deployed to purge the xenos and its members are from multiple chapters, the reason why they use black painted armor is because their missions usually has low survivability rate that their origin chapters usually paint their armor black before set their member go with the deathwatch like to symbolize mourning
Flaccidius needed to straighten up but he just kept falling flat when it came to performing in action. He always came up short in all of our combat training. His service ended far too soon
The mechanicus are the techy guys of the Imperium who realised the weakness of their flesh and it disgusted them (they're the origin of that quote) Also they think Jesus is stuck in the computer, that's why you gotta pray to the Machine spirit, there is a little goblin in all the tech and you gotta make him happy to make the doors open
Okay, nere comes the 🤓 mode (this commentary will be expanded upon as I'll watch the video) 2:25 > Death Watch is not a unit solely for atonement of sins; Yes, they can be exiled there, but the main purpose of this Order is to exterminate the most dangerous Xenos (Tyranids, Necrons, Orcs) and they are subordinate to the Inquisition - the Ordo Xenos; their main feature, besides the use of Xenos technology, is that the teams are made up of marines from different Legions 3:16> Imperial Guard - although it is correct to call it the Imperium Army, this is only part of the truth; Before the Horus Heresy, the Imperium Army was indeed a single machine, but after the Civil War the same Guilliman divided the army: Guards - separate, Navy - separate, Tanks - separate, Special Forces - separate, and so on 5:21> A little background lore - Lord Castellan is a title in the Guard, but in the context of the Cadians, Titus is accurately referring to Krig - he is, in fact, the chief military officer on Cadia, a fortress planet on the border with the Eye of Terror (the largest exit from the Warp - cosmic hell and Twitter), the Cadians are known for perfect discipline and the ability to fight under the most difficult conditions Creed defended the planet to the last man during the beginning of the 13th Abbadon Black Crusade, but when a planetary station collapsed on the planet and Cadia went down at the seams - Ursarkar was snatched at the last seconds into his collection by the Lord of the Necrons - Trazyn the Infinite 7:21 > Archmagos is one of the highest positions in the hierarchy of the Adeptus Mechanicus (they run literally ALL of the Imperium's technology) The Mechanicus themselves are from Mars, and while people on Earth were killing each other in the age of barbarism, these guys started literally praying to technology and believe that every mechanism has a soul - the Spirit of the Machine, and when the Emperor arrived before the Great Campaign, these guys had a one big orgasm at the sight of him, "OMNISSION! DEITY INCARNATE!" - since then Mechanicus has been in charge of everything - they produce weapons, machinery, ships and endless other things, and not even a simple nut is turned in the Imperium without their knowledge 11:50> These babies are Cherubim, a subclass of Servitors, and don't worry - they're not real babies! They are specially bred in test tubes for just this role, after which they are filled with implants and become heralds and sorts to accompany important people - most often officials of the Ecclesiarchy (Church of the Imperium) or other legends like Space Marines or Living Saints, just adding 10 points to the style and appearance, a decorative element, they can't feel pain and their happy with their job
@@bobertastic6541do I still have to make an account for the “has dataleaks every 2 years” corporation to play the game? Even though it didn’t require it when I bought it.
Deathwatch aint for sinners, its like the grey knights for killing xenos, instead of daemons. so pretty much yes, he was a black shield (someone who usually rejects their chapter, in titus' case he had thought it the other way around). its actually a great honour for a veteran to go and become a member of the Deathwatch
From what i know the deathwatch is basically 40k version of rainbow 6, formed specifically to kill xenos. Its made of various chapter veterans and is seen as a massive honor, but also can be used kinda like a punishment, titus basically got the arbiter treatment, he was too valuable to execute but still had to atone
FINALLY Zanny made the long awaited space marine 2 video Why am i so happy about this? 1: Sm2 is my goty, and i wonder what Zanny will say about it 2: It's not uncharted
Sun Wukong fun fact of the day: Sun Wukong is immortal for 7 different reasons: He trained with a daoist master who revealed to Wukong the secrets of immortality, he went to the underworld and scrubbed his name from the book of mortals, he was tasked by Buddha to protect the peaches of immortality but ate them as an act of rebellion, ran into an alchemy lab and took pills of immortality, crashed a god party and drank the heavenly wine, found a magical ginseng fruit and ate it, and the gods got so tired of his ass becoming immortal so much they tossed his ass in a furnace but his sheer amount of immortality kept him alive and burned away his mortality further.
If you want to know more about Warhammer 40k I would recommend brickys videos on both the factions in W40k and the Space marine legions in a nutshell they may be outdated but they provide the basic knowledge of the world of W40k and they’re also very funny.
Alright, time to prove I don't leave the house for any reason... The Deathwatch is a bit more than the place where naughty Space Marine go, it's an group under the Ordo Xenos (Inquisition specialised in aliens) made up of Space Marines. Most of them are volonteers and it's a great honor... yada yada... for the emperor. But it's also a place where Space Marines that have failed at something or have shown some kind of non-heretic weakness might be sent to find redemption. They are forbidden from bearing their chapters insignia and have to hide it by painting it black, they are henceforth called Blackshield (It's very derogatory) It's usually a one or two century tour before they are sent back home (and they are usually sent back home in a four plank uber a lot earlier, Deathwatch jobs don't mess around) but some of the worst offender or those that have really pissed of their superior can be sent there for life.
Space Marine 2 could be the greatest game of all time, and I’ll still refuse to buy it digitally over physically. I’m 100 miles outside NYC and there is ZERO physical editions of this game available ANYWHERE! The publisher needs to get their shit together
You can do a special attack after an attack with the power sword it will glow and if you press attack again you'll do a spiny multy hit attack its really good for the swarm fights
Just as an "Um Actually" because everyone not in the Warhammer sphere is getting it wrong (Not their fault, the game does not make it clear). The Deathwatch was not space marines that have "sinned" it was for Titus and Titus only every other Deathwatch are the best of the best space marines that focus their experience and strength toward killing aliens for the Inquisition (Super space cops that are above the law and have the authority to blow up planets). Titus is the only example of the Deathwatch being a sort of "Punishment" TLDR: Deathwatch isn't a punishment it's an honor, except for Titus who was put in it as punishment but he is the only example of that happening.
Funnily enough, Zanny, the Space Marines actually have hobbies. They're not crusading 24/7. Some farm, some paint. Some engage in normal entertainment. Cool, really.
Men of culture 🗿🍷
Salamanders get to spend time with their families, as expected from the wholesome marines
@@makairidah8354in order to remind them what they are fighting for, iirc
living their best lives
Farm enemy kills for the Emperor, paint the walls red in their blood, and find entertainment in reciting the Codex Astartes.
"He was too soft for this world" lmao
Ur most recent video is literally right below this vid for me it’s cool to see another TH-camr here
Fun fact: the codex astartes states that space marines get only 15 minutes of free time to relax and rest up. Wich is 15 minutes more time the average Activision employee gets in a lifetime.
In the grim darkness of the Activision offices, there is only Call of Duty
15 minutes per what? Millennium?
Or the average guardsman
tbf Activision employees don’t need breaks, as they don’t create anything new or interesting that would require a break after
"If we were in the Warhammer universe, would we be Guardsmen or Space Marines?"
"I'd be dead"
Realistic grimdark 40k outcome
I would be Astartes
@@theonlyzanny nah, servitor.
@@ezonplays2260shots fired
Yeah
Most fans forget a space marine is a one in 15 billion occurence on the low end for the imperium's population estimated. They are so absurdly rare that its entirely possible no one person on modern Earth would be one.
@@theonlyzanny servitor for sure. there is like a one in 1 trillion chance you would become a Custodes though, they are basically 10 space marines compressed into one golden warrior of the Emperor
Ejaculus, Erectus and Bonerus - thus, the Lust Marines managed to arrive to location and wreck chaos all around, those who died, are the lucky ones, because those who survived, had to suffer and understand the meaning of those glorious names.
Slanesh bout to copyright strike them
It is a shame the great marine Biggus Dickus was forgotten
Jeremy Scott's favourite Space Marines
@@Lurking96 he had a wife you know
On Kadaku they’re eating the Adeptus Mechanicus, the Tyranids that came in, they’re eating the Astra Militarium. They’re eating all the little people that live there. 3:33
13:50 "Favorite chaos god"? This one right here inquisitor!
Hopefully that Inquisitor doesn't get possessed by a chaos Daemon
Technically only Titus as a Black shield was pennace, to be in the deathwatch normally is actually a huge honor. Thats why Galadriel tries to compliment titus in the first mission
My friend told me space marines can also volunteer to join Deathwatch if they really love killing 🧠
"For reasons too long to explain"-Horus Cheresy be like
So iirc deathwatch is a chapter who usually deployed to purge the xenos and its members are from multiple chapters, the reason why they use black painted armor is because their missions usually has low survivability rate that their origin chapters usually paint their armor black before set their member go with the deathwatch like to symbolize mourning
ERECTUS WITH ME lmao
I almost expected "Bigus Dickus" to come after Flaccidius in the intro.
"Dedicated to the imperium"
*Puts up image of the Custodes.*
Yeahhhhhh
Flaccidius needed to straighten up but he just kept falling flat when it came to performing in action. He always came up short in all of our combat training. His service ended far too soon
Space marines 2 is just helldivers with loving and supporting parents
0:03 most sane zanny intro
The mechanicus are the techy guys of the Imperium who realised the weakness of their flesh and it disgusted them (they're the origin of that quote)
Also they think Jesus is stuck in the computer, that's why you gotta pray to the Machine spirit, there is a little goblin in all the tech and you gotta make him happy to make the doors open
Praise be the Omnissiah.
-if we were in the Warhammer unverse, would we be Guardsmen or Space Marines?
-I'd be dead
"Yeah I'm a Warhammer og. I watched the Zanny video of space marine one" 🗿🗿🗿
space bloodborn
FOR THE EMPEROR !!!
This intro is exactly how I believe ancient Greek and Roman men would joke around before heading into a city to burn it all down.
Waited for this video and I was not disappointed hearing "Ejaculus, Erectus with me" in the first 5 seconds
3:45 Unironically real.
Okay, nere comes the 🤓 mode (this commentary will be expanded upon as I'll watch the video)
2:25 > Death Watch is not a unit solely for atonement of sins; Yes, they can be exiled there, but the main purpose of this Order is to exterminate the most dangerous Xenos (Tyranids, Necrons, Orcs) and they are subordinate to the Inquisition - the Ordo Xenos; their main feature, besides the use of Xenos technology, is that the teams are made up of marines from different Legions
3:16> Imperial Guard - although it is correct to call it the Imperium Army, this is only part of the truth; Before the Horus Heresy, the Imperium Army was indeed a single machine, but after the Civil War the same Guilliman divided the army: Guards - separate, Navy - separate, Tanks - separate, Special Forces - separate, and so on
5:21> A little background lore - Lord Castellan is a title in the Guard, but in the context of the Cadians, Titus is accurately referring to Krig - he is, in fact, the chief military officer on Cadia, a fortress planet on the border with the Eye of Terror (the largest exit from the Warp - cosmic hell and Twitter), the Cadians are known for perfect discipline and the ability to fight under the most difficult conditions
Creed defended the planet to the last man during the beginning of the 13th Abbadon Black Crusade, but when a planetary station collapsed on the planet and Cadia went down at the seams - Ursarkar was snatched at the last seconds into his collection by the Lord of the Necrons - Trazyn the Infinite
7:21 > Archmagos is one of the highest positions in the hierarchy of the Adeptus Mechanicus (they run literally ALL of the Imperium's technology)
The Mechanicus themselves are from Mars, and while people on Earth were killing each other in the age of barbarism, these guys started literally praying to technology and believe that every mechanism has a soul - the Spirit of the Machine, and when the Emperor arrived before the Great Campaign, these guys had a one big orgasm at the sight of him, "OMNISSION! DEITY INCARNATE!" - since then Mechanicus has been in charge of everything - they produce weapons, machinery, ships and endless other things, and not even a simple nut is turned in the Imperium without their knowledge
11:50> These babies are Cherubim, a subclass of Servitors, and don't worry - they're not real babies! They are specially bred in test tubes for just this role, after which they are filled with implants and become heralds and sorts to accompany important people - most often officials of the Ecclesiarchy (Church of the Imperium) or other legends like Space Marines or Living Saints, just adding 10 points to the style and appearance, a decorative element, they can't feel pain and their happy with their job
The UnCharted guy looking at the screen in disbelief.
I like how the knife that the space marines are using could be a sword to a normal human
It would look like an anime sword in the hands of a regular dude
Space Marine 2 boutta show Helldivers 2 how to not fumble a god send of a sequel
Negative
The fumbled the fumble, it’s good now
Report to your nearest democracy officer and or imperial commissar for punishment for a bad take
@@bobertastic6541do I still have to make an account for the “has dataleaks every 2 years” corporation to play the game? Even though it didn’t require it when I bought it.
Bro actually typed this out
Zanny you promised us arkham videos throughout the year, j dont wanna become the uncharted guy for batman, cause we already went through this
Deathwatch aint for sinners, its like the grey knights for killing xenos, instead of daemons. so pretty much yes, he was a black shield (someone who usually rejects their chapter, in titus' case he had thought it the other way around). its actually a great honour for a veteran to go and become a member of the Deathwatch
"Ejaculus, come. ... No no wait" best thing I've heard this week
From what i know the deathwatch is basically 40k version of rainbow 6, formed specifically to kill xenos. Its made of various chapter veterans and is seen as a massive honor, but also can be used kinda like a punishment, titus basically got the arbiter treatment, he was too valuable to execute but still had to atone
F for Flaccidus.
Gone but not forgotten.
COOMIUS AND GOONIUS, COME BROTHERS
9:15 Brother get the flamer, the heavy flame
"brother, wake up, Zanny posted war crimes again."
Finally I get to watch Zanny do his service for the Emperor
The fact that the beginning bit is actually plausible for the 40k canon is why 40k is the best sci fi universe B)
it is 3AM, but nothing will stop from admiring and praising fellow battle brothers braavery
2:31 death watch is where veterans of each chapter go to kill xenos full time instead of part time
24:10 I knew it was coming and it was still funny
Hooded space marine. Thats WAR
when liberty fails, the emperor never does.
FINALLY Zanny made the long awaited space marine 2 video
Why am i so happy about this?
1: Sm2 is my goty, and i wonder what Zanny will say about it
2: It's not uncharted
This game came to fill the void that Helldivers 2 left us after Sony did nasty things to it
1:35 I looked it up some Chapters can go back to their old life and village when they are not on duty like the Salamanders
brothers wake up zannius's space marine 2 content is glorious, second only to the god emperor
Finally some zanny Warhammer content. Can't wait to hammer my war for hours on end to this
17:14 "deadpool isnt just a wise guy, youd know that if you read the comics ☝️🤓" (This comment wasn't originally going to be ironic)
The lore of this game is crazy that you would need to watch an 8 Hour essay video before you understand it fully
Sun Wukong fun fact of the day: Sun Wukong is immortal for 7 different reasons:
He trained with a daoist master who revealed to Wukong the secrets of immortality, he went to the underworld and scrubbed his name from the book of mortals, he was tasked by Buddha to protect the peaches of immortality but ate them as an act of rebellion, ran into an alchemy lab and took pills of immortality, crashed a god party and drank the heavenly wine, found a magical ginseng fruit and ate it, and the gods got so tired of his ass becoming immortal so much they tossed his ass in a furnace but his sheer amount of immortality kept him alive and burned away his mortality further.
3:32 is so good XD
BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD
SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE
Guiliman is a child of the emperor? You are bordering heresy there.
lol, just watched Yatzee`s review of the game. He also had that realization that the tyrannids running around are not just background decoration
6:20 is that HERESY I smell?
FOR THE EMPEROR
If you want to know more about Warhammer 40k I would recommend brickys videos on both the factions in W40k and the Space marine legions in a nutshell they may be outdated but they provide the basic knowledge of the world of W40k and they’re also very funny.
FOR THE EMPEROR, his golden light has guided us to a good game and for that we praise him
9:43, nice bloodborne reference
Alright, time to prove I don't leave the house for any reason...
The Deathwatch is a bit more than the place where naughty Space Marine go, it's an group under the Ordo Xenos (Inquisition specialised in aliens) made up of Space Marines. Most of them are volonteers and it's a great honor... yada yada... for the emperor. But it's also a place where Space Marines that have failed at something or have shown some kind of non-heretic weakness might be sent to find redemption.
They are forbidden from bearing their chapters insignia and have to hide it by painting it black, they are henceforth called Blackshield (It's very derogatory) It's usually a one or two century tour before they are sent back home (and they are usually sent back home in a four plank uber a lot earlier, Deathwatch jobs don't mess around) but some of the worst offender or those that have really pissed of their superior can be sent there for life.
Zanny and the boys looking STIFF in this one
Space Marine 2 could be the greatest game of all time, and I’ll still refuse to buy it digitally over physically. I’m 100 miles outside NYC and there is ZERO physical editions of this game available ANYWHERE! The publisher needs to get their shit together
It's fucking 3 in the morning and I wake up to this let's fucking go
This truly is one of the zanny videos of all time
NOT ENOUGH PUPPY BREAKS HERESY.
If you wanna know more about Warhammer without being drowned in lore, I recommend watched the videos made by Bricky.
You can do a special attack after an attack with the power sword it will glow and if you press attack again you'll do a spiny multy hit attack its really good for the swarm fights
Zanny if you want to know more about warhammer lore I recommend majorkill and the exploring series
1:30 Salamander bros: lmao look at these losers over here
6:19 Heresy!!!
Our duty is to serve The Emperor's will.
Fun fact if a lightsaber and power sword clashed against each other they would just go through each other.
Whoa whoa WHOA?!
I just found your channel and NOW you Space Marine with Ejaculus?
...where have you been all my FYP?
Wake up, new Zanny vid just dropped!
Absolutely loved this. 10/10 for the men, becuase we are no longer boys after the crusades.
Babe wake up zanny finally posted the spacemarine 2 video
Not even one minute in theres a monty python type of joke
Perfect timing, this actually woke me up from my nap.
Just as an "Um Actually" because everyone not in the Warhammer sphere is getting it wrong (Not their fault, the game does not make it clear). The Deathwatch was not space marines that have "sinned" it was for Titus and Titus only every other Deathwatch are the best of the best space marines that focus their experience and strength toward killing aliens for the Inquisition (Super space cops that are above the law and have the authority to blow up planets). Titus is the only example of the Deathwatch being a sort of "Punishment"
TLDR: Deathwatch isn't a punishment it's an honor, except for Titus who was put in it as punishment but he is the only example of that happening.
CENTURIES HAVE I WAITED FOR THIS MOMENT! The God Emperor has answered my prayers and litanies!
You know I’m a Zanny fan when I open the video 28 seconds after it being posted
new name for a space marine: Asparagus.
Just in time after watching a 6 hour gameplay of spacemarine 2. Truly game of the year
You know you can just run into the puny human heritics and they die
Wake up. Zanny uploaded 🎉🎉
Watching this during a soft lockdown at my school 10/10
I was literally watching space marine 2 videos and think "Man Zanny still not do his gameplay" and then I see this.
Bro did not just start the video with “Ejaculus Erectus”
Freaking finally I’ve been waiting for you to drop this Zanny!
GLORY TO THE EMPEROR!
I’m surprised Diddius didn’t show up against those smaller bugs
been super exited since september 5th for this vid
Flaccidius has fallen T_T , Vengence!!!!
I am woken, brother.
Pity Brother Biggus Dickus wasn't present.
PURGE THE XENOS BROTHER
Been waiting for this video
FOR THE EMPEROR!
Always a good day when Zanny uploads
Helldivers is Space marine at home
Let's gooooo FOR THE EMPEROR