USPS (United States Postal Service) still exists because it's a government agency. There is a movement to defund them, but having a government agency to deal with delivering mail has a lot of benefits. They can give logistics and deliver packages for companies like FedEx or UPS that are unprofitable or a bit too high risk for them. Plus, they're not even paid for through tax dollars.
Ironically, in my area, I have the opposite problem. Any packages delivered by FedEx or UPS are smashed, bent, or torn. Then trying to go through their damages claims is a nightmare.... Actually thinking about it, one of my favorite ones was a package covered in "warning explosive" labels, but was mangled. If it wasn't for all the safety packaging, they could've had a real problem.
even that defund movement is really minor, basically just the libertarian fringe, since even rednecks generally want USPS since that's the only way to get a lot of their mail, the alteranitive being to pay 5x as much to treat it like a Fedex package and in really rural areas thats not always an option since some of the bigger delivery services wont go to really remote areas
I like how the xenon headlights are framed as annoying in general, when they're being high beamed. Xenon lights aren't the problem, they give much better visibility and cause much less glare, the problem is inconsiderate assholes behind the wheel.
As a left handed person I only struggle with the ink smearing when I write in English, but my first language is Arabic which is written from right to left so right handed people are the ones who struggle with the ink smearing.
So my mom works at UPS and how a box with large *bold* lettering that says " *DO NOT FOLD* " gets folded is because some people are like "you can't tell me what to do!" And fold it
Here in Australia you need to make the parcel unbendable or stiff before sending it, or it will be bent if needed. That is basically the Australia Post policy.
There are some real shitstains of people in this world The types of people who would break a car window from the inside just because "it was 2 degrees warmer than i wanted it to be on my side! I wAs RoAsTiNg!!!1!1!111!!"
10:13 you think that's bad? My aunt was transfered to a new mailbox or something but the post office wanted her to come pick up the key herself, but she wouldnt. The mailman eventually just gave it to her, for good reason. Child support had sent a letter every 3 days for months. There were 50+ letters in there of that alone.
The off center door at 4:50. At some point in the past the house had a double door and someone renovated , replaced the double door with a single door. Truthfully it would have been simple to center the new door, but nooooo they just had to make it off center and drive the world nuts
The porch makes sense: The designer wanted to leave rooms for outside chairs/ a bench, but there isn't enough room if you centre it with the door and window. There is a specific equation requirement for stair height and depth which some states/ countries require to pass building codes/ regulations. The paving/curb is probably the property of the state and therefore the designer could not do anything without planning permission. Also, this porch was most likely installed after the building was built. as the cladding on the crawlspace is different from the bricks used to construct the porch (cladding is generally more expensive than brick (brick is also useful structurally where cladding is only good for decoration and insulation (and possible water resistance)) which means the budget was likely incredibly low, which is why the structure seems off. In short, it looks weird, but is practical... ish.
Worst part is that this is a Microsoft hyperlink LINKING TO ANOTHER PLACE ON MICROSOFT SERVERS making the entire link 2-3 times longer than it had to be. And they try to "teach the youth IT skills"
I know. That was probably a slip of the tongue but I couldn't help but giggle. Though not as much as when Queen Elizabeth was at the first heads of the Commonwealth meeting since he'd got elected (pretty sure it was that; it's usually a good bit more pleasant than other international gatherings). During her speech she welcomed him into the fold and "thanked him", with a delicious tinge of teasing sarcasm in her voice, for making her feel her age 😂 He obviously got the joke, though I it caught him off-guard - her eyes have a mischievous twinkle when she's mucking around with someone. She's so constrained by protocol all the time so she does whatever she can to get around it. Like photobombing a couple of Australian girls' selfies at the Commonwealth Games!
It's not just USPS that pulls that crap with the failure to deliver notices. You have to watch the door like a hawk, especially if its raining. They write it in the truck and then go stick it on the door. Also, in college I ordered insomnia cookies one time, waited in the living room, then got a message that they tried to deliver but no one answered. Even though they lied, I still had to go to the store to pick it up
That “Whispers and explosions the movie” bit is exactly why I’ve been saying for years that tv and movies need multichannel audio like video games, let us do our own sound level mixing.
3:12 EmKay:"I-90 I've tried so hard and got so far but in the end 1 degree didn't matter" Me and my brother:🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
To be fair, the Apple AirPods deserved to get buried. Those things cost way too much and are designed to be replaced every couple of years. They're also incredibly easy to lose. I don't get why people insist on using them.
Talking about old growth, when I was younger, I used to live at a T intersection. At the end, there was a MASSIVE maple tree, the thing was 150 years old and about 10 feet in diameter. It got cut down, not because it was dead, not because it was too damaged to stand on it's own. NO, it was cut down because during the winter, people were going too fast to make the stop and would inevitably plow into it. Thus to save some car damages, the city cut the tree down because behind it was a field that would make the crash safer. That tree had my treehouse, damnit.
I used to work in the USPS. I've seen coworkers toss small packages labeled "fragile" like a basketball player shooting hoops. ...I think I was the only person who paid attention to the "fragile" and "do not fold" notices.
Yes I’m late but I just thought I’d express how much Jack saying “what the hell is mother flippin Nevw York” made my day for absolutely no reason. I think it was just the voice he said it in… Timestamp for reference: 9:14
I used to have those same ice trays, after a bit of time it’s just impossible to get the ice out no matter how much you twist it around. And the lighter color on the top around the cubes is signs of a lot of bending, twisting, and stretching to get ice out.
Oh my god, 9:19 reminds me of when I bought a glass chess set one time and all the frosting on the glass board was able to rub off just from skin oils. Unsurprisingly, I got a refund.
It is definitely a thing for right handed people, however it is more common for left handed people because your hand goes over what you JUST wrote. So if you wrote one line, you would get smears, while right handed people wouldn't. But if you wrote more than one line than yes you would get smears if you are right handed. Its just more common with left handed people, which is why you always see "Left handed gang" other than just a general infuriating thing.
actually what's mildly infuriating to me is that i don't understand why every fan art draws the emkay logo as "A-OK", but the logo on this channel is "V for Victory"
4:35 What really gets me are the people who pick it up and tie the bag off...and then just leave the bag there! You've already done the worst part and I'm pretty sure you'd still get fined if you were caught! So why?!
To watch videos that are set to 18+, you need to verify your account. This means that I, who has written a lot of comments and uploaded a few videos, had to change my channel name to my real name for a few minutes for them to verify it. At least my Name and Birthday was enough for them to verify it and luckily they were done after like 2 minutes instead of 3 days...
USPS did the same thing to me. Like I was home. I was throwing up in the bathroom but I was home. They gave me a failed to deliver notice for a certified letter. My dogs would have let me know if they came to the door. They did not.
If my partner ate all the butter and left that much butter. I would had threw it away. Who would eat butter this way? Who would cut a chocolate cake this way. Keep on making videos sir. ;)
Jack: just like a male tinder date... Disappointing.
Me: damn who hurt you
@hv a gooday report
@@Schrodingers_kid yeah its that disappointment sending those stupid büllcrap about someone praying
Also this was at 3:02
@@Usernoobmaster YAAAASSSS,I DID IT
You
USPS (United States Postal Service) still exists because it's a government agency. There is a movement to defund them, but having a government agency to deal with delivering mail has a lot of benefits. They can give logistics and deliver packages for companies like FedEx or UPS that are unprofitable or a bit too high risk for them. Plus, they're not even paid for through tax dollars.
Ironically, in my area, I have the opposite problem. Any packages delivered by FedEx or UPS are smashed, bent, or torn. Then trying to go through their damages claims is a nightmare....
Actually thinking about it, one of my favorite ones was a package covered in "warning explosive" labels, but was mangled. If it wasn't for all the safety packaging, they could've had a real problem.
@@Rafael_Fuchs Tannerite?
Then we shall end the goverment
*SMORTN'T*
even that defund movement is really minor, basically just the libertarian fringe, since even rednecks generally want USPS since that's the only way to get a lot of their mail, the alteranitive being to pay 5x as much to treat it like a Fedex package and in really rural areas thats not always an option since some of the bigger delivery services wont go to really remote areas
Imagine presenting your crush a fake bloody ear in a ring box, and saying to them:" will you GOGH out with me?"
@hv a gooday s h u t
*laughs in pronouncing it as "goff"*
@hv a gooday and another one report
"I 'V A n' to respectfully decline your offer."
-the girl
@@aaronodonoghue1791 he was Dutch so I prefer to pronounce it "cock"
I died laughing during the letter gag when out of nowhere jack screamed “YOU CANT OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP SHAREN I LOVE YOU!!!”
I can imagine this is the mindset they send them in.
The Emkay music is a staple of the channel at this point
yes
how did i reply in 3 SECONDS
@@cuuh. idk
The verified person gets more likes than the first, LOL!
TH-cam deleting comments
I like how the xenon headlights are framed as annoying in general, when they're being high beamed. Xenon lights aren't the problem, they give much better visibility and cause much less glare, the problem is inconsiderate assholes behind the wheel.
Yeah... I see WAY too many people like that when I'm out.
The cheese man has come here is some cheese 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀
The real Mildly Infuriating is the fake friends we made along the way
Heh yeah
wise words, engineer
Engineer gaming
Haha funny Sun Tzu big chogus 100 Reddit moment.
Who hurt you my dude?
Ngl eating an apple with an SPOON is something I never knew I wanted to try
Yes
I've done it at school multiple times
Almost every kid at my school does this and I don't get why like most of the time there spoon breaks!
@@Evyn618 what kind of school do you go to because we need to release the lions now
As a left handed person I only struggle with the ink smearing when I write in English, but my first language is Arabic which is written from right to left so right handed people are the ones who struggle with the ink smearing.
@hv a gooday found you
What's more infuriating is all the leftys trying to figure out why the broom head keeps falling off!🤣🤣
Mwahhahha, keep smeering ink your on your hand, learn arabic
Guess who's going to learn Arabic now?
I'm right handed and I smear whatever language I write.
"Manticore of Jesus Christ" LMFAOOOO IM DYINGG
So my mom works at UPS and how a box with large *bold* lettering that says " *DO NOT FOLD* " gets folded is because some people are like "you can't tell me what to do!" And fold it
That is so *DUMB*
Yeah, this is why we and the vendors should sue shipping companies for intentional damage!
Here in Australia you need to make the parcel unbendable or stiff before sending it, or it will be bent if needed. That is basically the Australia Post policy.
Literally their job
There are some real shitstains of people in this world
The types of people who would break a car window from the inside just because "it was 2 degrees warmer than i wanted it to be on my side! I wAs RoAsTiNg!!!1!1!111!!"
11:06: the real mildly infuriating thing about this is that it is suggested that Hermione is Harry's sister.
HARRY POTTER IS AN ONLY CHILD.
ikr, some people need to read the books b4 posting their memes
Jack being a human with assorted accents give me life
@hv a gooday s h u t
When the im-
@hv a gooday *s h u t 🤏🏼*
@@TheHotBlade shhhshshshshh no, no, the joke is moldy bread.
hello mr egg what brings you here?
10:13 you think that's bad? My aunt was transfered to a new mailbox or something but the post office wanted her to come pick up the key herself, but she wouldnt. The mailman eventually just gave it to her, for good reason. Child support had sent a letter every 3 days for months. There were 50+ letters in there of that alone.
"Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus steal a smooch while at the park in NYC."
Literally everyone: *Woah! That's interesting, but we sure don't care!*
@hv a gooday and another one
@@Schrodingers_kid now I'm really curious
What was that?
@@velvetrose12 religion.
That melted candle part: you just gotta. . . Excite them a bit 😅😂
By blowing out the candle?
That got me too!!! 🤣
Idk why but being called a spicy pistachio by jack makes me feel wholesome
Same same😌
It makes me feel the same when lexi calls me sexy🥲
@@G0uthammm ikr
Feels…. *hot*
Almost made me act up
*"You can't opt out of this relationship, Sharen. I loved you"*
2:50
New candle idea, patented by Jack who doesn't smile back
"YOU CAN'T OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, SHAREN. I LOVE YOU"
Hey if the editor sees this he should rotate the screen by like 10 degrees in every infuriating vid. Even more pain
no, just like 1, so it is barly notesibil
*Notesibil*
7⁰
It's _just_ too much to ignore, but isn't a nice even number or easily divided one.
@@alchemysaga3745 you really are the most evil
@@alchemysaga3745 your the type of villan who thinks their super evil, but they just do petty things to inconvenience the hero. Or something
Jack, don't feel bad, you were part of the fan art all along. That's what the poker symbols on the right were for, because every suit has a Jack.
When ur writing a page of something and it looks really good until you smudge the pen and can’t fix it
I really like the way Jack comments, he radiates a very goofy and lovely energy
Is Jack ok? Why does Robin haunt his dreams?
I thinks it’s best we don’t know.
Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard
"PLEASE ANSWER MY TEXTS I MISS YOU"
"YOU CAN'T OP OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP SHARRON I LOVE YOU"
at 10:16
0:07 yeah jack it’s little more than just rude ripping someone ears off wether it be a mug or a human
@hv a gooday I will repooort you as much as I need for you to get banned
@@Schrodingers_kid the past replies they made disappeared, sorta success!
@@yeetirosina yep
@@Schrodingers_kid who is that?
I love how jack can turn any sort of reddit into a cursed comments
People saying first or early, now THATS mildly infuriating
Yeah, but I guess we ARE early... Don't know about the First!'s though
Jack's lowkey psycho ideas and sentences are my main source of serotonin and dopamine, I love this man
Jack's voice gives me serotonin💙💜
The off center door at 4:50. At some point in the past the house had a double door and someone renovated , replaced the double door with a single door. Truthfully it would have been simple to center the new door, but nooooo they just had to make it off center and drive the world nuts
The porch makes sense: The designer wanted to leave rooms for outside chairs/ a bench, but there isn't enough room if you centre it with the door and window. There is a specific equation requirement for stair height and depth which some states/ countries require to pass building codes/ regulations. The paving/curb is probably the property of the state and therefore the designer could not do anything without planning permission. Also, this porch was most likely installed after the building was built. as the cladding on the crawlspace is different from the bricks used to construct the porch (cladding is generally more expensive than brick (brick is also useful structurally where cladding is only good for decoration and insulation (and possible water resistance)) which means the budget was likely incredibly low, which is why the structure seems off. In short, it looks weird, but is practical... ish.
1:01 They tried to grow a peashooter
0:46 fun fact you can just use a random picture of a fake credit cart / drivers licence and they will accept it
Emkay: Speaking of uncomfortably suggestive-
The Secret ads child voice actor right after that: **Will you watch me?**
1:10
Devil: Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan.
9:56 “Justin Thurmo stop it” and you are now my favourite Emkay reader
8:05
I have the same thing.
Except the lizard was first crushed by the door, it's corpse decayed leaving the bones, then we painted over it.
Excuse me?
"speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive"
Enter perfectly timed shaving advert
Worst part is that this is a Microsoft hyperlink LINKING TO ANOTHER PLACE ON MICROSOFT SERVERS making the entire link 2-3 times longer than it had to be.
And they try to "teach the youth IT skills"
I need context, i haven't watched the whole thing yet
"What's the Prime Minister's name again? Justin...Theroux!" lmfao
I know. That was probably a slip of the tongue but I couldn't help but giggle. Though not as much as when Queen Elizabeth was at the first heads of the Commonwealth meeting since he'd got elected (pretty sure it was that; it's usually a good bit more pleasant than other international gatherings). During her speech she welcomed him into the fold and "thanked him", with a delicious tinge of teasing sarcasm in her voice, for making her feel her age 😂 He obviously got the joke, though I it caught him off-guard - her eyes have a mischievous twinkle when she's mucking around with someone. She's so constrained by protocol all the time so she does whatever she can to get around it. Like photobombing a couple of Australian girls' selfies at the Commonwealth Games!
i laughed so hard as your fellow canadian
1:32 the outer layer is the best part man this dude is missing out
Absolutely wrong, it gets stuck in my teeth and has zero taste i will fight you I have nothing to do today
That left-hand thing physically hurt. I am a left handed person who writes really fast so the ink from pens also smudges... absolute p a i n
2:07 I'm right handed, but I'm an artist. So I COMPLETELY feel that. Sometimes, traditional art gets on my nerves.
It's not just USPS that pulls that crap with the failure to deliver notices. You have to watch the door like a hawk, especially if its raining.
They write it in the truck and then go stick it on the door.
Also, in college I ordered insomnia cookies one time, waited in the living room, then got a message that they tried to deliver but no one answered. Even though they lied, I still had to go to the store to pick it up
"Google DRIVEr's licence" didn't get the credit it deserved.
Speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive "gets mobile game ad"
Ugh... Those are getting ridiculous now.
what I learned from this video:
jack smiles back :)
what
That “Whispers and explosions the movie” bit is exactly why I’ve been saying for years that tv and movies need multichannel audio like video games, let us do our own sound level mixing.
I like going back and trying to pick out the individual sentences at exactly ten minutes in
" They'll grow from it, maybe not vertically "
- Jack 2021
Jack is the only one who can call you a spicy pistachio and still make it feel normal
3:12 EmKay:"I-90 I've tried so hard and got so far but in the end 1 degree didn't matter"
Me and my brother:🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅
jack: muttering abt robin being in his dreams
me: *mom come pick me up i'm scared*
Jack you could honestly pull off a really good Darth Maul impression, the way you spoke at 2:00 gave me those vibes and I totally dig it.
I love listening to you guys read out memes- please never stop the EmKay channel
To be fair, the Apple AirPods deserved to get buried. Those things cost way too much and are designed to be replaced every couple of years. They're also incredibly easy to lose.
I don't get why people insist on using them.
Because Apple got rid of the earphone jack.
2:29 When jack said that, I got an ad for youtube priemium.
I got a poptart ad
Talking about old growth, when I was younger, I used to live at a T intersection. At the end, there was a MASSIVE maple tree, the thing was 150 years old and about 10 feet in diameter. It got cut down, not because it was dead, not because it was too damaged to stand on it's own. NO, it was cut down because during the winter, people were going too fast to make the stop and would inevitably plow into it.
Thus to save some car damages, the city cut the tree down because behind it was a field that would make the crash safer. That tree had my treehouse, damnit.
12:17 Reminds me of the time my computer exploded while I was asleep
1:17
"Maybe not vertically"
That sent me 🤣🤣
0:52 I've had this pop up for certain TH-cam videos
I used to work in the USPS. I've seen coworkers toss small packages labeled "fragile" like a basketball player shooting hoops.
...I think I was the only person who paid attention to the "fragile" and "do not fold" notices.
YOU CAN'T OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, SHARON I LOVE YOU!!
🤣🤣
Yes I’m late but I just thought I’d express how much Jack saying “what the hell is mother flippin Nevw York” made my day for absolutely no reason. I think it was just the voice he said it in… Timestamp for reference: 9:14
The card suits on the fanart might be fore Jack like a Jack of all trades. And there is a Jack in every suit soooo…Don’t worry Jack your in there.
I thought that too
"He'll grow from it......maybe not vertically but, he'll grow from it." Best sentence I've heard.
The thumbnail is the exact reason I have grown to hate slushies.
I always imagine Jack as a Halo Jackal.
A sniper jackal
Fun fact: alberta has no rats
That’ll change.
As an expert on rats, there are rats lol
Hi
Well if you swap the t and a then add an s there are rats
I will be a reverse pied piper, I shall bring the rats with my fire tunes, and some rat fursuiters as well, because why not?
When he said "DDMMYYYYY!!", I can feel that..
Day 4 of telling emkay that I appreciate them very much
CAAWWWW
@@sai2nay8261 brUH
i strangely got birdza vibes
_Why does everyone think my name is crow because of philza??? I don't even watch the man_ 😭😭
@@crow1247 all im saying i got vibes of it, not that you referenced his name of him + the first reply made me think of that not your name lold
“Speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive”
Ad: *Will you watch me?*
1:57 as a lefty myself, I can confirm this is absolutely infuriating and pisses me off all the time
Same here
I’m a righty, and this still pisses me off
It does happen
I used to have those same ice trays, after a bit of time it’s just impossible to get the ice out no matter how much you twist it around. And the lighter color on the top around the cubes is signs of a lot of bending, twisting, and stretching to get ice out.
Oh my god, 9:19 reminds me of when I bought a glass chess set one time and all the frosting on the glass board was able to rub off just from skin oils. Unsurprisingly, I got a refund.
Jack: why does that banana look uncomfortably suggestive?”
Jack: “speaking of uncomfortably sugges-
Ad: “ima stop you eight ther”
12:25 My shower door exploded a few months ago too, except I was STILL IN THE FUCKING SHOWER
did you get it fixed
I love that the Aussie Jack has adopted the Jackelope from the Land of Enchantment, My Home.
The lead on the hand thing is also for right handed people, but it's still mildly infuriating
It is definitely a thing for right handed people, however it is more common for left handed people because your hand goes over what you JUST wrote. So if you wrote one line, you would get smears, while right handed people wouldn't. But if you wrote more than one line than yes you would get smears if you are right handed. Its just more common with left handed people, which is why you always see "Left handed gang" other than just a general infuriating thing.
@@graysondailey4099 true, but mine gets really bad coz usually I doodle while thinking what to write-
I draw all the time! Yayyyyy.... smudged hands!
It's our favorite snack that always smiles back
Not to be that guy. But the dude eating the apple with a spoon was most likely eating a baked apple
Baked?
*scared shitless*
Then why did the apple look raw?
actually what's mildly infuriating to me is that i don't understand why every fan art draws the emkay logo as "A-OK", but the logo on this channel is "V for Victory"
same bro
*Jack only noticing the robin and not the Card suits and Dice, not relating it to the card : Jack*
give him a minute, he'll see this comment. grab some popcorn, ey?
4:35 What really gets me are the people who pick it up and tie the bag off...and then just leave the bag there! You've already done the worst part and I'm pretty sure you'd still get fined if you were caught! So why?!
I’m Canadian and our prime minister is Justin Trudeau.
OMG WHEN HE SAID speaking of something oddly suggestive THERE CAME AN ADD UP FOR THE WEIRDEST TOOTHPASTE EVER🤣🤣🤣
1:36 the apple do be thicc
The, ‘not vertically’ killed me
To watch videos that are set to 18+, you need to verify your account.
This means that I, who has written a lot of comments and uploaded a few videos, had to change my channel name to my real name for a few minutes for them to verify it.
At least my Name and Birthday was enough for them to verify it and luckily they were done after like 2 minutes instead of 3 days...
EmKay lore anyone? Jack vs. Robin ft. Lexi as the judge of this epic match-up and a surprise cameo by an old friend, Damien
2:07 I’m right handed and that happens to me when I draw
The uprising is unnecessary
"Speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive..."
*Ad pops up*
Fair play EmKay, fair play.
1:16 cut their EARS off actually
USPS did the same thing to me. Like I was home. I was throwing up in the bathroom but I was home. They gave me a failed to deliver notice for a certified letter. My dogs would have let me know if they came to the door. They did not.
"They'll grow from it
..maybe not vertically"
Dude I rank the humor of Emkay hosts don't make my job this hard
Hearing Jack sat uspus has made my day
If my partner ate all the butter and left that much butter. I would had threw it away. Who would eat butter this way? Who would cut a chocolate cake this way. Keep on making videos sir. ;)
This might be my favourite EmKay video