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  • @imamelon7038
    @imamelon7038 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2099

    Jack: just like a male tinder date... Disappointing.
    Me: damn who hurt you

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @hv a gooday report

    • @Usernoobmaster
      @Usernoobmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@Schrodingers_kid yeah its that disappointment sending those stupid büllcrap about someone praying

    • @Usernoobmaster
      @Usernoobmaster 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Also this was at 3:02

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@Usernoobmaster YAAAASSSS,I DID IT

    • @sxvic_
      @sxvic_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      You

  • @null2600
    @null2600 3 ปีที่แล้ว +203

    I died laughing during the letter gag when out of nowhere jack screamed “YOU CANT OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP SHAREN I LOVE YOU!!!”

    • @SpartanPrimeDSTY117
      @SpartanPrimeDSTY117 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I can imagine this is the mindset they send them in.

  • @itztcptb521
    @itztcptb521 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1394

    Imagine presenting your crush a fake bloody ear in a ring box, and saying to them:" will you GOGH out with me?"

    • @jokerthekingly3708
      @jokerthekingly3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @hv a gooday s h u t

    • @aaronodonoghue1791
      @aaronodonoghue1791 3 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      *laughs in pronouncing it as "goff"*

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @hv a gooday and another one report

    • @TaliaShire098
      @TaliaShire098 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "I 'V A n' to respectfully decline your offer."
      -the girl

    • @arizonagreenbee
      @arizonagreenbee 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@aaronodonoghue1791 he was Dutch so I prefer to pronounce it "cock"

  • @subparlario4916
    @subparlario4916 3 ปีที่แล้ว +180

    USPS (United States Postal Service) still exists because it's a government agency. There is a movement to defund them, but having a government agency to deal with delivering mail has a lot of benefits. They can give logistics and deliver packages for companies like FedEx or UPS that are unprofitable or a bit too high risk for them. Plus, they're not even paid for through tax dollars.

    • @Rafael_Fuchs
      @Rafael_Fuchs 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Ironically, in my area, I have the opposite problem. Any packages delivered by FedEx or UPS are smashed, bent, or torn. Then trying to go through their damages claims is a nightmare....
      Actually thinking about it, one of my favorite ones was a package covered in "warning explosive" labels, but was mangled. If it wasn't for all the safety packaging, they could've had a real problem.

    • @darksu6947
      @darksu6947 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Rafael_Fuchs Tannerite?

    • @bronwynibberson
      @bronwynibberson ปีที่แล้ว

      Then we shall end the goverment
      *SMORTN'T*

    • @arthas640
      @arthas640 5 หลายเดือนก่อน

      even that defund movement is really minor, basically just the libertarian fringe, since even rednecks generally want USPS since that's the only way to get a lot of their mail, the alteranitive being to pay 5x as much to treat it like a Fedex package and in really rural areas thats not always an option since some of the bigger delivery services wont go to really remote areas

  • @vesh
    @vesh 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3103

    The Emkay music is a staple of the channel at this point

  • @fizzybombYT
    @fizzybombYT 3 ปีที่แล้ว +98

    I like how the xenon headlights are framed as annoying in general, when they're being high beamed. Xenon lights aren't the problem, they give much better visibility and cause much less glare, the problem is inconsiderate assholes behind the wheel.

    • @OtterWidit
      @OtterWidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Yeah... I see WAY too many people like that when I'm out.

    • @fan_can666
      @fan_can666 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      The cheese man has come here is some cheese 🧀 🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀🧀

  • @SarahA93E
    @SarahA93E 3 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    As a left handed person I only struggle with the ink smearing when I write in English, but my first language is Arabic which is written from right to left so right handed people are the ones who struggle with the ink smearing.

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hv a gooday found you

    • @lalachenault8523
      @lalachenault8523 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      What's more infuriating is all the leftys trying to figure out why the broom head keeps falling off!🤣🤣

    • @queenizme6670
      @queenizme6670 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Mwahhahha, keep smeering ink your on your hand, learn arabic

    • @flameindigo8035
      @flameindigo8035 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Guess who's going to learn Arabic now?

    • @rks11106
      @rks11106 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      I'm right handed and I smear whatever language I write.

  • @maybeweird42
    @maybeweird42 3 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    Ngl eating an apple with an SPOON is something I never knew I wanted to try

    • @poisonedidiot
      @poisonedidiot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Yes

    • @MaskedCanadian13
      @MaskedCanadian13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I've done it at school multiple times

    • @Evyn618
      @Evyn618 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost every kid at my school does this and I don't get why like most of the time there spoon breaks!

    • @rake10
      @rake10 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Evyn618 what kind of school do you go to because we need to release the lions now

  • @treyplacie901
    @treyplacie901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +274

    So my mom works at UPS and how a box with large *bold* lettering that says " *DO NOT FOLD* " gets folded is because some people are like "you can't tell me what to do!" And fold it

    • @redsoldier3264
      @redsoldier3264 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      That is so *DUMB*

    • @Aereto
      @Aereto 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Yeah, this is why we and the vendors should sue shipping companies for intentional damage!

    • @matwhite4
      @matwhite4 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Here in Australia you need to make the parcel unbendable or stiff before sending it, or it will be bent if needed. That is basically the Australia Post policy.

    • @theywalkinguptoyouand4060
      @theywalkinguptoyouand4060 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Literally their job

    • @methodzero
      @methodzero 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      There are some real shitstains of people in this world
      The types of people who would break a car window from the inside just because "it was 2 degrees warmer than i wanted it to be on my side! I wAs RoAsTiNg!!!1!1!111!!"

  • @Dannyboy-vh3hu
    @Dannyboy-vh3hu 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    11:06: the real mildly infuriating thing about this is that it is suggested that Hermione is Harry's sister.
    HARRY POTTER IS AN ONLY CHILD.

    • @brownowl4706
      @brownowl4706 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      ikr, some people need to read the books b4 posting their memes

  • @TheEngieTF2
    @TheEngieTF2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +769

    The real Mildly Infuriating is the fake friends we made along the way

  • @joshualee4692
    @joshualee4692 3 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    "Manticore of Jesus Christ" LMFAOOOO IM DYINGG

  • @TheHotBlade
    @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +250

    "Diane Kruger and Norman Reedus steal a smooch while at the park in NYC."
    Literally everyone: *Woah! That's interesting, but we sure don't care!*

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hv a gooday and another one

    • @velvetrose12
      @velvetrose12 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schrodingers_kid now I'm really curious
      What was that?

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@velvetrose12 religion.

  • @thassalantekreskel5742
    @thassalantekreskel5742 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Jack, don't feel bad, you were part of the fan art all along. That's what the poker symbols on the right were for, because every suit has a Jack.

  • @sophiedenise
    @sophiedenise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    Jack being a human with assorted accents give me life

    • @jokerthekingly3708
      @jokerthekingly3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @hv a gooday s h u t

    • @TheHotBlade
      @TheHotBlade 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      When the im-

    • @v1p3rlotus
      @v1p3rlotus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @hv a gooday *s h u t 🤏🏼*

    • @whoisanarnb
      @whoisanarnb 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@TheHotBlade shhhshshshshh no, no, the joke is moldy bread.

    • @eyeofcthulhu9602
      @eyeofcthulhu9602 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      hello mr egg what brings you here?

  • @desmolboi4049
    @desmolboi4049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +23

    10:13 you think that's bad? My aunt was transfered to a new mailbox or something but the post office wanted her to come pick up the key herself, but she wouldnt. The mailman eventually just gave it to her, for good reason. Child support had sent a letter every 3 days for months. There were 50+ letters in there of that alone.

  • @itisi2042
    @itisi2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Idk why but being called a spicy pistachio by jack makes me feel wholesome

    • @parkjimin-standkb-62
      @parkjimin-standkb-62 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Same same😌

    • @G0uthammm
      @G0uthammm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      It makes me feel the same when lexi calls me sexy🥲

    • @itisi2042
      @itisi2042 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@G0uthammm ikr

    • @Ezzy1331_
      @Ezzy1331_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Feels…. *hot*

    • @theden5409
      @theden5409 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Almost made me act up

  • @Unixity_
    @Unixity_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Please tell me I'm not the only one who heard
    "PLEASE ANSWER MY TEXTS I MISS YOU"
    "YOU CAN'T OP OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP SHARRON I LOVE YOU"
    at 10:16

  • @gavinbussie8576
    @gavinbussie8576 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    Hey if the editor sees this he should rotate the screen by like 10 degrees in every infuriating vid. Even more pain

    • @craigmccune6066
      @craigmccune6066 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      no, just like 1, so it is barly notesibil

    • @Luiixe
      @Luiixe 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      *Notesibil*

    • @alchemysaga3745
      @alchemysaga3745 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      7⁰
      It's _just_ too much to ignore, but isn't a nice even number or easily divided one.

    • @RoroWolf1137
      @RoroWolf1137 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@alchemysaga3745 you really are the most evil

    • @Misledgiant
      @Misledgiant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@alchemysaga3745 your the type of villan who thinks their super evil, but they just do petty things to inconvenience the hero. Or something

  • @Yesiken5ux
    @Yesiken5ux 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "YOU CAN'T OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, SHAREN. I LOVE YOU"

  • @UncleRJ
    @UncleRJ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +68

    2:50
    New candle idea, patented by Jack who doesn't smile back

  • @RiRithespy
    @RiRithespy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    That melted candle part: you just gotta. . . Excite them a bit 😅😂

    • @jajafeedyns8082
      @jajafeedyns8082 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      By blowing out the candle?

    • @OtterWidit
      @OtterWidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      That got me too!!! 🤣

  • @naegabyeonhae8751
    @naegabyeonhae8751 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

    When ur writing a page of something and it looks really good until you smudge the pen and can’t fix it

  • @smmb4818
    @smmb4818 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    *"You can't opt out of this relationship, Sharen. I loved you"*

  • @globeonthethread866
    @globeonthethread866 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    People saying first or early, now THATS mildly infuriating

    • @jokerthekingly3708
      @jokerthekingly3708 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Yeah, but I guess we ARE early... Don't know about the First!'s though

  • @khoifish06
    @khoifish06 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 I'm right handed, but I'm an artist. So I COMPLETELY feel that. Sometimes, traditional art gets on my nerves.

  • @just_chilling4396
    @just_chilling4396 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    Is Jack ok? Why does Robin haunt his dreams?

    • @zeekarot6309
      @zeekarot6309 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I thinks it’s best we don’t know.

  • @redravenwing3553
    @redravenwing3553 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The off center door at 4:50. At some point in the past the house had a double door and someone renovated , replaced the double door with a single door. Truthfully it would have been simple to center the new door, but nooooo they just had to make it off center and drive the world nuts

  • @badateverything5392
    @badateverything5392 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    The porch makes sense: The designer wanted to leave rooms for outside chairs/ a bench, but there isn't enough room if you centre it with the door and window. There is a specific equation requirement for stair height and depth which some states/ countries require to pass building codes/ regulations. The paving/curb is probably the property of the state and therefore the designer could not do anything without planning permission. Also, this porch was most likely installed after the building was built. as the cladding on the crawlspace is different from the bricks used to construct the porch (cladding is generally more expensive than brick (brick is also useful structurally where cladding is only good for decoration and insulation (and possible water resistance)) which means the budget was likely incredibly low, which is why the structure seems off. In short, it looks weird, but is practical... ish.

  • @chickennugget7489
    @chickennugget7489 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:01 They tried to grow a peashooter

  • @muntherdoesstuff9615
    @muntherdoesstuff9615 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    0:07 yeah jack it’s little more than just rude ripping someone ears off wether it be a mug or a human

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @hv a gooday I will repooort you as much as I need for you to get banned

    • @yeetirosina
      @yeetirosina 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schrodingers_kid the past replies they made disappeared, sorta success!

    • @Schrodingers_kid
      @Schrodingers_kid 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@yeetirosina yep

    • @jack-in-a-box
      @jack-in-a-box 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Schrodingers_kid who is that?

  • @kirstywalker6950
    @kirstywalker6950 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    I love how jack can turn any sort of reddit into a cursed comments

  • @lyna7614
    @lyna7614 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I really like the way Jack comments, he radiates a very goofy and lovely energy

  • @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902
    @dungeonsanddragonsanddrive2902 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Emkay: Speaking of uncomfortably suggestive-
    The Secret ads child voice actor right after that: **Will you watch me?**

  • @michalovce768
    @michalovce768 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    0:46 fun fact you can just use a random picture of a fake credit cart / drivers licence and they will accept it

  • @mechengr1731
    @mechengr1731 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    It's not just USPS that pulls that crap with the failure to deliver notices. You have to watch the door like a hawk, especially if its raining.
    They write it in the truck and then go stick it on the door.
    Also, in college I ordered insomnia cookies one time, waited in the living room, then got a message that they tried to deliver but no one answered. Even though they lied, I still had to go to the store to pick it up

  • @Eaglefield_
    @Eaglefield_ 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Worst part is that this is a Microsoft hyperlink LINKING TO ANOTHER PLACE ON MICROSOFT SERVERS making the entire link 2-3 times longer than it had to be.
    And they try to "teach the youth IT skills"

    • @jaybutnotjay
      @jaybutnotjay 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I need context, i haven't watched the whole thing yet

  • @BrokenCurtain
    @BrokenCurtain 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    To be fair, the Apple AirPods deserved to get buried. Those things cost way too much and are designed to be replaced every couple of years. They're also incredibly easy to lose.
    I don't get why people insist on using them.

    • @julesgoebel
      @julesgoebel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Because Apple got rid of the earphone jack.

  • @haylicewatters41
    @haylicewatters41 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jack's lowkey psycho ideas and sentences are my main source of serotonin and dopamine, I love this man

  • @brittguthrie159
    @brittguthrie159 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    That left-hand thing physically hurt. I am a left handed person who writes really fast so the ink from pens also smudges... absolute p a i n

  • @jaydenyap2529
    @jaydenyap2529 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    8:05
    I have the same thing.
    Except the lizard was first crushed by the door, it's corpse decayed leaving the bones, then we painted over it.

  • @nvfury13
    @nvfury13 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    That “Whispers and explosions the movie” bit is exactly why I’ve been saying for years that tv and movies need multichannel audio like video games, let us do our own sound level mixing.

  • @grimreaper9049
    @grimreaper9049 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    1:32 the outer layer is the best part man this dude is missing out

    • @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time
      @Zero_Is_Stopping_Time 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Absolutely wrong, it gets stuck in my teeth and has zero taste i will fight you I have nothing to do today

  • @Starman-Apollo.
    @Starman-Apollo. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive"
    Enter perfectly timed shaving advert

  • @nixxykaylock7054
    @nixxykaylock7054 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jack's voice gives me serotonin💙💜

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:10
    Devil: Well, I just wanna say that I'm a huge fan.

  • @larrackell
    @larrackell 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "What's the Prime Minister's name again? Justin...Theroux!" lmfao

    • @y_fam_goeglyd
      @y_fam_goeglyd 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      I know. That was probably a slip of the tongue but I couldn't help but giggle. Though not as much as when Queen Elizabeth was at the first heads of the Commonwealth meeting since he'd got elected (pretty sure it was that; it's usually a good bit more pleasant than other international gatherings). During her speech she welcomed him into the fold and "thanked him", with a delicious tinge of teasing sarcasm in her voice, for making her feel her age 😂 He obviously got the joke, though I it caught him off-guard - her eyes have a mischievous twinkle when she's mucking around with someone. She's so constrained by protocol all the time so she does whatever she can to get around it. Like photobombing a couple of Australian girls' selfies at the Commonwealth Games!

    • @goddexxratz
      @goddexxratz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i laughed so hard as your fellow canadian

  • @chillgoblin9103
    @chillgoblin9103 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Talking about old growth, when I was younger, I used to live at a T intersection. At the end, there was a MASSIVE maple tree, the thing was 150 years old and about 10 feet in diameter. It got cut down, not because it was dead, not because it was too damaged to stand on it's own. NO, it was cut down because during the winter, people were going too fast to make the stop and would inevitably plow into it.
    Thus to save some car damages, the city cut the tree down because behind it was a field that would make the crash safer. That tree had my treehouse, damnit.

  • @Ashurman666
    @Ashurman666 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    0:52 I've had this pop up for certain TH-cam videos

  • @Ra-hk6kx
    @Ra-hk6kx 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    9:56 “Justin Thurmo stop it” and you are now my favourite Emkay reader

  • @jokingmaiden4461
    @jokingmaiden4461 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    jack: muttering abt robin being in his dreams
    me: *mom come pick me up i'm scared*

  • @riverrile
    @riverrile 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I used to work in the USPS. I've seen coworkers toss small packages labeled "fragile" like a basketball player shooting hoops.
    ...I think I was the only person who paid attention to the "fragile" and "do not fold" notices.

  • @D1betus
    @D1betus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    1:36 the apple do be thicc

  • @courtneywoodbury5198
    @courtneywoodbury5198 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    4:35 What really gets me are the people who pick it up and tie the bag off...and then just leave the bag there! You've already done the worst part and I'm pretty sure you'd still get fined if you were caught! So why?!

  • @frederikhjortshj7867
    @frederikhjortshj7867 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:29 When jack said that, I got an ad for youtube priemium.

  • @kitmoon6719
    @kitmoon6719 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    The card suits on the fanart might be fore Jack like a Jack of all trades. And there is a Jack in every suit soooo…Don’t worry Jack your in there.

  • @Nano12123
    @Nano12123 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    I like going back and trying to pick out the individual sentences at exactly ten minutes in

  • @bluephoenix3945
    @bluephoenix3945 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jack you could honestly pull off a really good Darth Maul impression, the way you spoke at 2:00 gave me those vibes and I totally dig it.

  • @perhaps7046
    @perhaps7046 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jack is the only one who can call you a spicy pistachio and still make it feel normal

  • @lopsidedeyes2964
    @lopsidedeyes2964 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    1:16 cut their EARS off actually

  • @indeeditiscirro
    @indeeditiscirro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    "Google DRIVEr's licence" didn't get the credit it deserved.

  • @tawanamakotsi9839
    @tawanamakotsi9839 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:17
    "Maybe not vertically"
    That sent me 🤣🤣

  • @chez3438
    @chez3438 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    what I learned from this video:
    jack smiles back :)
    what

  • @andrewreynierse7205
    @andrewreynierse7205 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    OMG WHEN HE SAID speaking of something oddly suggestive THERE CAME AN ADD UP FOR THE WEIRDEST TOOTHPASTE EVER🤣🤣🤣

  • @jerrbear5958
    @jerrbear5958 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    YOU CAN'T OPT OUT OF THIS RELATIONSHIP, SHARON I LOVE YOU!!
    🤣🤣

  • @phrogyplanet9950
    @phrogyplanet9950 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Yes I’m late but I just thought I’d express how much Jack saying “what the hell is mother flippin Nevw York” made my day for absolutely no reason. I think it was just the voice he said it in… Timestamp for reference: 9:14

  • @LuvKazzz
    @LuvKazzz 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive "gets mobile game ad"

    • @OtterWidit
      @OtterWidit 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Ugh... Those are getting ridiculous now.

  • @tripleb7899
    @tripleb7899 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:04 I’m right handed and I actually have the same problem but it’s only because (apparently) I don’t hold pencils correctly. Every time I’ve tried, it feels so unnatural and uncomfortable that I switch back to my normal position and I end up with the pencil smudges

  • @roguepirates4936
    @roguepirates4936 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    *Jack only noticing the robin and not the Card suits and Dice, not relating it to the card : Jack*

    • @HUNR-up4gt
      @HUNR-up4gt 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      give him a minute, he'll see this comment. grab some popcorn, ey?

  • @thirdythe3rdbro
    @thirdythe3rdbro 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    3:12 EmKay:"I-90 I've tried so hard and got so far but in the end 1 degree didn't matter"
    Me and my brother:🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😅

  • @jarihoogendoorn5823
    @jarihoogendoorn5823 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Fun fact: alberta has no rats

    • @evol5765
      @evol5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      That’ll change.

    • @bright1359
      @bright1359 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      As an expert on rats, there are rats lol

    • @phinelucas514
      @phinelucas514 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Hi

    • @Almaster_00927
      @Almaster_00927 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well if you swap the t and a then add an s there are rats

    • @evol5765
      @evol5765 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      I will be a reverse pied piper, I shall bring the rats with my fire tunes, and some rat fursuiters as well, because why not?

  • @ashleykaufman8724
    @ashleykaufman8724 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    My mom: I'm not insane, i'm fine!
    Also my mom: 0:27

  • @The-eater-of-flesh
    @The-eater-of-flesh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    12:17 Reminds me of the time my computer exploded while I was asleep

  • @DeathWishesXOXO
    @DeathWishesXOXO ปีที่แล้ว

    Jack: why does that banana look uncomfortably suggestive?”
    Jack: “speaking of uncomfortably sugges-
    Ad: “ima stop you eight ther”

  • @nurfgal
    @nurfgal 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    The thumbnail is the exact reason I have grown to hate slushies.

  • @noel.arts.youtube
    @noel.arts.youtube 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I personally can agree with the left hand joke made around 2:10. I am ambidextrous (now people are going to treat me like i'm some sort of alien) but I only draw/write with my left. (I can so everything else with both hands) I like to draw and I get led all over the paper and my hand. It's stupid.

  • @TuffMelon
    @TuffMelon 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Oh my god, 9:19 reminds me of when I bought a glass chess set one time and all the frosting on the glass board was able to rub off just from skin oils. Unsurprisingly, I got a refund.

  • @goosegibusproductions1995
    @goosegibusproductions1995 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    "He'll grow from it......maybe not vertically but, he'll grow from it." Best sentence I've heard.

  • @notusingthisaccount199
    @notusingthisaccount199 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    The lead on the hand thing is also for right handed people, but it's still mildly infuriating

    • @graysondailey4099
      @graysondailey4099 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      It is definitely a thing for right handed people, however it is more common for left handed people because your hand goes over what you JUST wrote. So if you wrote one line, you would get smears, while right handed people wouldn't. But if you wrote more than one line than yes you would get smears if you are right handed. Its just more common with left handed people, which is why you always see "Left handed gang" other than just a general infuriating thing.

    • @notusingthisaccount199
      @notusingthisaccount199 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@graysondailey4099 true, but mine gets really bad coz usually I doodle while thinking what to write-

    • @arandomaroacelol1723
      @arandomaroacelol1723 ปีที่แล้ว

      I draw all the time! Yayyyyy.... smudged hands!

  • @Cecona
    @Cecona 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I used to have those same ice trays, after a bit of time it’s just impossible to get the ice out no matter how much you twist it around. And the lighter color on the top around the cubes is signs of a lot of bending, twisting, and stretching to get ice out.

  • @comso3632
    @comso3632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    When he said 'speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive' it went to the Google pixel add 'switch to the super fast 5g network' thanks laughed very hard

  • @stefaniekreiman6772
    @stefaniekreiman6772 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    USPS did the same thing to me. Like I was home. I was throwing up in the bathroom but I was home. They gave me a failed to deliver notice for a certified letter. My dogs would have let me know if they came to the door. They did not.

  • @kabob129
    @kabob129 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    2:07 I’m right handed and that happens to me when I draw
    The uprising is unnecessary

  • @SamFromSpaceOfficial
    @SamFromSpaceOfficial 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    EmKay lore anyone? Jack vs. Robin ft. Lexi as the judge of this epic match-up and a surprise cameo by an old friend, Damien

  • @alolanvulpixgaming7598
    @alolanvulpixgaming7598 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I always imagine Jack as a Halo Jackal.

  • @iaintfamiliar
    @iaintfamiliar 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    I love the humour of this narrator🤣🤣

  • @jcplays5831
    @jcplays5831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    1:57 as a lefty myself, I can confirm this is absolutely infuriating and pisses me off all the time

  • @snakes3280
    @snakes3280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    2:04 happens to me and I'm right handed

  • @69k_gold
    @69k_gold 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    "They'll grow from it
    ..maybe not vertically"
    Dude I rank the humor of Emkay hosts don't make my job this hard

  • @SilveryBlue1010
    @SilveryBlue1010 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    When he said "DDMMYYYYY!!", I can feel that..

  • @JohanniklasLp
    @JohanniklasLp 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    To watch videos that are set to 18+, you need to verify your account.
    This means that I, who has written a lot of comments and uploaded a few videos, had to change my channel name to my real name for a few minutes for them to verify it.
    At least my Name and Birthday was enough for them to verify it and luckily they were done after like 2 minutes instead of 3 days...

  • @BenYork-UBY
    @BenYork-UBY 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    11:37 as someone that worked in both logistics and customer support, let me translate what this message says for you:
    "Joe put the box underneath several stacks of housepaint in his courier van and the box got crushed. Your PS5 is wrecked. We have to get more in stock now"

  • @scarlettsteele7999
    @scarlettsteele7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    My ex eats the whole apple stem, core, seeds and all. I think he might eat the sticker here and there as well. He’s tried to feed me cut up apple core before.

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      It fine he's just tryna become apple man

    • @scarlettsteele7999
      @scarlettsteele7999 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@mrzerolife367 he’s a cheating bastard I hope chewing those apple seeds catches up with him instead of them giving him super powers lmao

    • @tweetingrando3989
      @tweetingrando3989 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      jesus

    • @mrzerolife367
      @mrzerolife367 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@scarlettsteele7999 oh

  • @technird652
    @technird652 ปีที่แล้ว

    6:14 Amazonian here. Looking at the label, this package has a tba number (tracking by Amazon). Which means USPS didn't deliver it, an underpaid Amazon driver did and likely didn't care.

  • @LooozerXDD
    @LooozerXDD 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    I love listening to you guys read out memes- please never stop the EmKay channel

  • @RIXRADvidz
    @RIXRADvidz 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    I love that the Aussie Jack has adopted the Jackelope from the Land of Enchantment, My Home.

  • @classicrockkid345
    @classicrockkid345 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    Not to be that guy. But the dude eating the apple with a spoon was most likely eating a baked apple

    • @Shade45-
      @Shade45- 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Baked?
      *scared shitless*

    • @jerricaleonard2123
      @jerricaleonard2123 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Then why did the apple look raw?

  • @pent6841
    @pent6841 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    2:02 as a left hander my mom tried to make me right with right hand for months and i got mad about it and thought: OH HOW ABOUT I IMPROVE ON LEFT HAND MORE AND PROVE HOW MUCH SUPERIOR IT IS

  • @crow1247
    @crow1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    Day 4 of telling emkay that I appreciate them very much

    • @sai2nay8261
      @sai2nay8261 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      CAAWWWW

    • @crow1247
      @crow1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@sai2nay8261 brUH

    • @Val_ace
      @Val_ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      i strangely got birdza vibes

    • @crow1247
      @crow1247 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      _Why does everyone think my name is crow because of philza??? I don't even watch the man_ 😭😭

    • @Val_ace
      @Val_ace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@crow1247 all im saying i got vibes of it, not that you referenced his name of him + the first reply made me think of that not your name lold

  • @th30r10n_OG
    @th30r10n_OG 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    Istg I’m dying, “speaking of things that are uncomfortably suggestive 😏” “DOWNLOAD A FREE AUDIO BOOK WITH YOUR 30 DAY TRIAL 🙈” 😭😭😭