Doctor Reacts to Wacky Medical Memes #10

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    Medical memes or Doctor Memes are a great way to get a laugh whether or not you are part of the medical community. I think that they are incredibly relatable as you can catch the humor even as a patient. I will say that some of the memes can be mean and if taken out of context can even seem rude BUT we need to understand that this is medical satire. Being able to laugh at ourselves and our troubles is a healthy habit to practice.
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  • @pavla9922
    @pavla9922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13386

    Doctor Mike: "Don't slap anybody."
    His plant: *...*

    • @mrs.hammertime180
      @mrs.hammertime180 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      😂

    • @matthewwilliams1212
      @matthewwilliams1212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Best comment! Lmao!!!

    • @ahb5819
      @ahb5819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      LMAO!!!!😂😂😂

    • @personlazy9785
      @personlazy9785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      <(。_。)> <(。_。)> <(。_。)>

    • @joeygodio
      @joeygodio 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Juan Cortez Muro stfu

  • @aspiringgoose
    @aspiringgoose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27424

    I feel like Dr. Mike is like a mom. He sees a meme, and turns that into a whole lecture...

    • @sunnybreeze4543
      @sunnybreeze4543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +772

      @@celestia4lyf384 I can't tell if that's a roast on mom lectures, a complement to Doctor Mike, or both. Whatever way, well done.

    • @eldorito2036
      @eldorito2036 4 ปีที่แล้ว +94

      BuT hE iS a BoY!!!!

    • @ellisashukre8220
      @ellisashukre8220 4 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      I was about to write that down 🤣

    • @internaldarkness1832
      @internaldarkness1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Helia S 8:14

    • @josiewells339
      @josiewells339 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Sunny Breeze probably both

  • @deggysphatbunda6153
    @deggysphatbunda6153 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1576

    Funny meme: *exists*
    Dr Mike: *goes on a whole rant about why this is important*

    • @jaxceljones9959
      @jaxceljones9959 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Lol

    • @austinkue3175
      @austinkue3175 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sara: Dr mike goes on a whole rant
      Helia: Says it and gets more likes

    • @internaldarkness1832
      @internaldarkness1832 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Sara Allen 8:14

    • @tonimakkaroni182
      @tonimakkaroni182 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@anusrivastava6848 Would it be cute if it was an ugly doctor? Hypocrite.

    • @ultimateninjaboi
      @ultimateninjaboi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@tonimakkaroni182 I don't find him physically attractive in any way. I find it incredibly cute. It's absolutely possible.

  • @kamieaston3016
    @kamieaston3016 2 ปีที่แล้ว +881

    Doctor Mike:
    "Look at my dogs bone."
    **Proceeds to pull out a Trex bone that went missing from the local museum last Thursday.**

    • @malaineeward5249
      @malaineeward5249 2 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      My dog found a moose bone when we were on a walk once (my parents live out in the country)

    • @your.local_ghost
      @your.local_ghost ปีที่แล้ว +14

      💀

    • @WiseSageBum
      @WiseSageBum ปีที่แล้ว +20

      That bone's the size of my entire Boston Terrier

    • @AKNikki217
      @AKNikki217 5 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      It really is so big! You made me laugh so hard...

  • @juliah5184
    @juliah5184 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10005

    4:02
    Dr. Mike: I don't get it
    *literally explains the joke*
    Dr. Mike: still don't get it tho

    • @MissesWitch
      @MissesWitch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +129

      i laughed so much hahahahaha

    • @matildab.7954
      @matildab.7954 4 ปีที่แล้ว +266

      it's like that "ask you child if he or she is choking "one😂😂😭

    • @pieofmoosemilk8774
      @pieofmoosemilk8774 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Dang r\wooooooosh

    • @ryangarey9974
      @ryangarey9974 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      R/WOOSH

    • @rebeccapurcella3441
      @rebeccapurcella3441 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      4:15 💀💀💀

  • @thesheeepjd
    @thesheeepjd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4231

    Dr Mike: "What's the joke? You can't answer when you have a seizure!"
    Everyone: "That IS the joke!"

    • @neonachas
      @neonachas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's Frodo in the 1st of the Lord if the Rings trilogy where he says to Gandalf "Alright then ...".

    • @TheNotoriousDUDE
      @TheNotoriousDUDE 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@neonachas Thanks Captain.

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      I mean it wasn’t funny/witty/edgy so I don’t blame him

    • @froggy2267
      @froggy2267 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      666 likes

    • @dwiariismurini7544
      @dwiariismurini7544 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      777 likes. Good luck!

  • @markky3050
    @markky3050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23190

    "This is bears bone"
    Wtf, put it back.

    • @ruthhube4113
      @ruthhube4113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +371

      lmao

    • @heidibaltom8138
      @heidibaltom8138 4 ปีที่แล้ว +445

      I dont know why but i found that so funny

    • @artsridley
      @artsridley 4 ปีที่แล้ว +122

      Bear would probably gnaw on it.

    • @audiolect6303
      @audiolect6303 4 ปีที่แล้ว +48

      No it's not physically it's the one he chews on.

    • @lunamooncat7926
      @lunamooncat7926 4 ปีที่แล้ว +301

      I thought for a minute that bear had died and Dr Mike just kept one of his bones for sentimental reasons.

  • @rileydcrow
    @rileydcrow 2 ปีที่แล้ว +437

    Dr.Mike: Explains entire premise of seizure joke
    Also Dr.Mike: Still doesn’t understand that the joke is that they can’t answer the doctor

    • @sherylbegby
      @sherylbegby ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Got epilepsy myself, amazed here

    • @darksunshine9313
      @darksunshine9313 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      As an PWE that joke was hilarious 😂

  • @ireneoriveraiii8330
    @ireneoriveraiii8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4697

    Dr. Mike is like a teacher, he gives us some laughter and he turns it into a thing you can actually learn from

    • @glad5409
      @glad5409 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      umm did you forget to change your account?

    • @sagaraawatara1816
      @sagaraawatara1816 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Yeah i think he forgot to change his account

    • @KittyKayleeRose
      @KittyKayleeRose 4 ปีที่แล้ว +35

      What type of teachers do you have?

    • @ireneoriveraiii8330
      @ireneoriveraiii8330 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Is this supposed to be a joke? Or something?

    • @blandymcblanderson7745
      @blandymcblanderson7745 4 ปีที่แล้ว +23

      *A good teacher*

  • @gracesowers1943
    @gracesowers1943 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2831

    “I’m not mad at the essential oils community...”
    “I’m a lil mad...”

    • @myshoesarenowfullofwater
      @myshoesarenowfullofwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      His reaction makes no frankincense.
      When I use essential oils, I always think “we’re mint to be.”
      This is really a big dill. You’re kale-ing me, Doctor Mike.

    • @unprocessed_life
      @unprocessed_life 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      lmao

    • @myshoesarenowfullofwater
      @myshoesarenowfullofwater 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Amethyst Girl 😂👌🏼

    • @isaacyeon6334
      @isaacyeon6334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      The TF2 community is mad because he confused The Medic with Ghostbusters

    • @bobtelson4346
      @bobtelson4346 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@unprocessed_life that oil might have curred a bone or 2

  • @exlr8ing469
    @exlr8ing469 4 ปีที่แล้ว +903

    Doctor: Tell your dad I said hi.
    Kid : but ...he’s dead?
    Doctor: I know.

  • @LexNonARegeEstViolanda
    @LexNonARegeEstViolanda 2 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    Regarding that part where you said "maybe not polio, but flu, etc"
    Doc, I live in a third world country, and Polio is still very common here. So I hope people who live in countries where Polio is no longer widespread realize how important vaccination and herd immunity are!

    • @pale_blue_ruby
      @pale_blue_ruby 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Omg I get u. I'm in Pakistan and my mom is actually a polio eradication worker.... Which is ironic because when I was little she didn't want me vaccinated lol I got vaccination from school

    • @melissasheppard6674
      @melissasheppard6674 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      I’m not sure about polio vaccination, but here in the west, there are definitely people against other vaccines.

    • @ChrisWar666
      @ChrisWar666 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@melissasheppard6674 it's unfortunately against any and all vaccines. There was recently polio viris detected in the sewage of a major city, I think it might have been New York

    • @TallulahMorgana
      @TallulahMorgana ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Even in developed countries there can be and often are polio traces in the water which get monitored and if it gets too high levels then you have to keep unvaccinated e.g. young babies safe.

    • @babybaklavagus
      @babybaklavagus ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Me in, 2023: **laughs in pained American**

  • @GritzyGirl
    @GritzyGirl 4 ปีที่แล้ว +687

    Doctor Mike : "Don't slap anybody, you're saving a life!!!"
    Doctor Mike : •••smirks••• "It's kinda funny"....🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @DR_IBRA
      @DR_IBRA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hhh

    • @DoctorMike
      @DoctorMike  4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Jessica Wiegratz it is kinda funny, not even gonna lie

    • @Willowgirlgamer1456
      @Willowgirlgamer1456 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Doctor Mike yea it was

    • @deltasaves
      @deltasaves 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Gotta make sure they really are dead before you start 👀 🤣

  • @KaliTakumi
    @KaliTakumi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1440

    "If he's having a seizure he can't answer you"
    Yea Mike... that's the joke 😂

    • @TheChayse1
      @TheChayse1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

      Me talking to my screen when that meme passed 😂😂😂

    • @CTMKD
      @CTMKD 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      Wooooooooosh, not to you, to doctor Mike.

    • @OpsAce
      @OpsAce 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I did say that out loud, followed by "God you're such a doctor" per my experience in my hospital 😂

    • @GoCrazyBaby3
      @GoCrazyBaby3 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      😭😭😭I was cryin

    • @Maninawig
      @Maninawig 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Some jokes only translate when you haven't built up an auto-response. Basically, he's too learned to get this joke.

  • @hobi_sflower9593
    @hobi_sflower9593 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2118

    "T-they can't talk during a seziure they are not in control anymore I don't get it-"
    Me: *Task failed successfully*

    • @cloakedbadger9762
      @cloakedbadger9762 4 ปีที่แล้ว +81

      He misses so many jokes. He’s like my dad when I show him memes

    • @Chakrenqueen
      @Chakrenqueen 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      It's cute somehow XD I have no idea of medical terms, but i got it after his confused explanation

    • @animalfire3794
      @animalfire3794 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      im still confused what it meant...

    • @Kmmlc
      @Kmmlc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@animalfire3794 Its what Frodo says to Gandalf when he asks about the party at the beginning of LotR and Gandalf won't answer.

    • @Cindy99765
      @Cindy99765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@animalfire3794 When you're having a seizure, you can't give a response because your body is seizing

  • @TV-ly3dp
    @TV-ly3dp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

    "Dan are you tied to anything?"
    *CONFIRMED DR MIKE IS A KIDNAPPER*
    *CALL THE COPS*
    *START CHEST COMPRESSIONS*

  • @mrsplays9817
    @mrsplays9817 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2677

    "This is Bear's bone."
    Yea, that looks like a bear's bone.

    • @im_tired1439
      @im_tired1439 4 ปีที่แล้ว +121

      Wtf put it back.

    • @suriish3re
      @suriish3re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Ruined the 69 likes

    • @bugass81
      @bugass81 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      666 likes

    • @05RoadRunner
      @05RoadRunner 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      WTH PUT IT BACK

    • @cushytheguy1747
      @cushytheguy1747 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@im_tired1439 dude the comments 69 like gem got transferred to you

  • @VenetinOfficial
    @VenetinOfficial 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6444

    “That’s what people do when they have seizures”
    T-that’s the joke.. you.. you simultaneously missed it and got it at the same time...??????

    • @brianaguilar8283
      @brianaguilar8283 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      Lol 😂

    • @niftythegoblin
      @niftythegoblin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +864

      *Task Failed Successfully*

    • @qwerttzizzi
      @qwerttzizzi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

      How did they select the candidates for sexiest doctors alive?

    • @givinnatanlie4619
      @givinnatanlie4619 4 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      He just doesn’t find it funny i guess

    • @jamsthebams14
      @jamsthebams14 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      @@niftythegoblin I was going to say that lol

  • @sarahhenson2532
    @sarahhenson2532 4 ปีที่แล้ว +375

    "If you want me to come"
    Someone grab that soundbite 😂😂😂

    • @Kristinapedia
      @Kristinapedia 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      I knew I wasn't the only one that heard that.. ;-)

    • @reneebrown9987
      @reneebrown9987 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @breann7913
      @breann7913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Right I knew I wasn't alone

  • @betarachel
    @betarachel ปีที่แล้ว +24

    That chest compression mama meme was so wholesome and adorable. And the Bear picture was just so great. I think my anxiety reduced from watching this.

  • @agisuru
    @agisuru 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3591

    "If they're having a seizure, they can't talk to you..."
    th...that's literally the joke, Doc

    • @NexusKirin
      @NexusKirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +181

      It’s like asking someone “are you choking?”

    • @SnMMukBangers
      @SnMMukBangers 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      r/whoosh

    • @kyriethegoat8007
      @kyriethegoat8007 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      everyone with me! "THANKS CAPTAIN OBVIOUS"

    • @ar1elleee
      @ar1elleee 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      It’s like asking someone if they can’t breathe but they are wheezing on the ground

    • @vubevube
      @vubevube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      @@kyriethegoat8007 wasn't that obvious to Dr Mike so... your burn has failed

  • @Dumb-Comment
    @Dumb-Comment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2053

    "So you have became a doctor?"
    "Yes"
    "What did it cost"
    *Mistaken the medic from TF2 as ghost busters*
    "Everything"

    • @AkashCherukuri
      @AkashCherukuri 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Yep
      Died over there

    • @thewumpusswoo
      @thewumpusswoo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Meet the medic, the guy that broke a medic jar and accidentally mixed it with jarate to make a mixture that heals other people

    • @Dumb-Comment
      @Dumb-Comment 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@thewumpusswoo not heal, literally making them invincible

    • @fanny6920
      @fanny6920 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I understood that reference 😂❤

    • @springbreezegaming4017
      @springbreezegaming4017 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      That part killed me.

  • @michamallett1964
    @michamallett1964 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1292

    Dr. Mike: "is that Ghostbusters?"
    Everyone else: Sir.....

    • @monsterking7676
      @monsterking7676 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      Well it now opens the possibility of a react to meet the medic.

    • @nightmareflame101
      @nightmareflame101 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@monsterking7676 aw hell yeah!

    • @TheGoowolf
      @TheGoowolf 4 ปีที่แล้ว +34

      I mean he does kind of look like a Ghostbuster if you think about it

    • @rosana_8962
      @rosana_8962 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      with medical school he aint got time for gaming i guess...

    • @Flame1611
      @Flame1611 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@rosana_8962 I mean, medic never whent to medical school but had a medical licence for a tiny bit.

  • @ColtonRMagby
    @ColtonRMagby ปีที่แล้ว +26

    Doctor Mike: "This is Bear's bone."
    Bear: "Give me that, hooman."

  • @Iaresnoutube
    @Iaresnoutube 4 ปีที่แล้ว +517

    “If you want me to come”
    “He’s coming”
    “You’re coming with me”
    Oh Dr Mike

    • @addisonivypark8119
      @addisonivypark8119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      M I K E why

    • @originalShorai
      @originalShorai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Dr. Mike: "... to the gym."
      Female viewers: *confused disappointment/anticipation*

    • @originalShorai
      @originalShorai 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@amelia4384 Sure, why not? Just because I didn't say it doesn't mean I meant anything negative by it. People can like who and what they like.

    • @Pharry_
      @Pharry_ 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Iaresnoutube NOOOOOOO

    • @trickytreyperfected1482
      @trickytreyperfected1482 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@originalShorai confused? Just go to the gym with him. Ask him to show you how to do squats with weights. Of course, you'll need to inform him that you need to be behind him to watch his form.

  • @fun_police8011
    @fun_police8011 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1493

    Mike: sees Medic
    Mike: “is that a ghostbuster?”
    Me: >:(

    • @CrushaKRool
      @CrushaKRool 4 ปีที่แล้ว +151

      He should watch "Meet the Medic" for educational purposes.

    • @thefederation1506
      @thefederation1506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@CrushaKRool YEES

    • @houston0801
      @houston0801 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      MEEEEDIC! DOC COM ON MAN

    • @nik_kit_765
      @nik_kit_765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Dude, me too

    • @nakimaki1247
      @nakimaki1247 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Your profile pic makes this comment so much better

  • @wrenniusthefourth
    @wrenniusthefourth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +597

    “Banks open on Tuesdays folks”
    Ah yes, the only merch I would wear.

  • @aadil5903
    @aadil5903 2 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    “If you wanna come” had me laughing.

  • @netflixmania8576
    @netflixmania8576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +875

    Dr Mike: Look it’s bigger than him
    Bear: Am I a joke to you

  • @donutnarwhal135
    @donutnarwhal135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1163

    this man is like Mark Rober. They both hook us with some funnies and then BAM. LEARNING.

  • @eieiojklf712
    @eieiojklf712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1472

    Me: [coughs]
    Google: *"You have a month."*

    • @loubna6142
      @loubna6142 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Morocco : th-cam.com/video/P9wb9kVBhJM/w-d-xo.html

    • @zoetaylor8640
      @zoetaylor8640 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Well this edged well with corona

    • @eieiojklf712
      @eieiojklf712 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@zoetaylor8640 lol

    • @RojaJaneman
      @RojaJaneman 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alchemy 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @callmeangie867
      @callmeangie867 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I thought that said “You have a mouth” which is also accurate 😂😂😂

  • @kalenhuntley3508
    @kalenhuntley3508 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    What I love is that he simply explains naracan, without judging the addicts
    I was addicted to fentnyal for 2 years, and I love it when doctors come from a mindset of understanding

  • @internetperson3228
    @internetperson3228 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2258

    Dr.Mike: if you want me to come-
    Literally everyone: *yes*

  • @mckennathompson7793
    @mckennathompson7793 4 ปีที่แล้ว +641

    Bear: *breathing*
    Mike: "do you hear his breff?"

  • @themeowcat5738
    @themeowcat5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3883

    Doctor Mike: "I'm not mad at the essential oils community."
    *"I'm a little mad at them."*

    • @hajarhamadi7909
      @hajarhamadi7909 4 ปีที่แล้ว +52

      Yeah love how he says he's not mad then rants about it for the next minute 😅

    • @themeowcat5738
      @themeowcat5738 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      @@hajarhamadi7909 True, lol. But he's not wrong.

    • @goldenrose3652
      @goldenrose3652 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Can I ask how do you do that writing?

    • @thisisnotapigeon3934
      @thisisnotapigeon3934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Hajar Hamadi he’s not mad he is just frustrated , at the bad vegetables

    • @chibikomeh
      @chibikomeh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@goldenrose3652 I'm assuming you are asking how they made it bold. Add a * around the words *like this* . You can also add - to make a line through it. -See-
      Edit to clarify. So you need two * or -. One at the start and one at the end. No spaces between the symbol and the start/end but you can add spaces between the words themselves

  • @maxifire32
    @maxifire32 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    3:25 "this is bear's bone" put it back, you shouldn't remove bear's bones!

    • @juliadilinskas7768
      @juliadilinskas7768 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      i was thinking that. “wth put it back!!”

  • @HiddenRealm
    @HiddenRealm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1491

    "messed up that they're comparing TSA Agents to Prostitutes as both having very little training. I'm gonna disagree with that. I think they require training. Not as much as doctors, but still not 'very little'. Give them some credit, come on."
    Should've finished all that with:
    "Now TSA Agents on the other hand..."

    • @ally269
      @ally269 4 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      I was waiting for this sentence to come xD

    • @tessacarstairs5998
      @tessacarstairs5998 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      oh my I'm literally rolling and laughing

    • @gabby6654
      @gabby6654 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      OMG IM DYING LMAO pLEASE hELP-

    • @thunderbird4636
      @thunderbird4636 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I just died😂

    • @Serrifin
      @Serrifin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ah, I was looking for this comment

  • @rc4780
    @rc4780 4 ปีที่แล้ว +609

    Dr Mike: This is Bear’s bone
    Me: Put that back in him

    • @sagejamison1067
      @sagejamison1067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING TOO I thought for some reason Bear had his leg amputated and mike asked the vet to put it in acid and give him the bone when it was done to show us

    • @giannamichelle0765
      @giannamichelle0765 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      That makes me remember the “this is ur spine wtf put it back” meme he looked at a while ago

    • @angelisa1594
      @angelisa1594 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      *'wtf put it back'*

  • @rachelrachel4922
    @rachelrachel4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28192

    OH MY GOD I MADE THE DOCTOR BEAR LOGO! YES IM COOL WITH IT IM CRYING

    • @OneMoreWord1
      @OneMoreWord1 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2568

      Omg it's the cutest thing ever. Do you do art for like a living?

    • @geekymetalhead5112
      @geekymetalhead5112 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2007

      Doctor Bear: You are good hooman thank you

    • @claracerqueira5
      @claracerqueira5 4 ปีที่แล้ว +642

      Rachel Rachel it looks super cute!

    • @cee2055
      @cee2055 4 ปีที่แล้ว +356

      It's cute 💕

    • @FlagCutie
      @FlagCutie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      It is super cute!

  • @average4098
    @average4098 ปีที่แล้ว +29

    I love how there isn't a ton of editing out and we get to enjoy watching and hearing Dr. Mike figure how to get out what he is thinking in understandable English 😂

  • @thedoggydoggerton
    @thedoggydoggerton 4 ปีที่แล้ว +303

    “This is bear’s bone”
    Ok thanks for showing us now PUT IT BACK!!

    • @snowybows608
      @snowybows608 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂

    • @instant_mint
      @instant_mint 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I was actually scared there for a second 😅😅

  • @joygernautm6641
    @joygernautm6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +735

    The “we clean the bed and admit a new patient” is funny because it’s 100% true!!! Lol . Once admitted a patient who asked if anybody had ever died in the room she was going into. Apparently she was “spiritual” and was freaked about stuff like that. What I said “oh I’m not sure...I don’t think so”. What I was thinking “yeah...like an hour ago... as a matter of fact the bed may still be warm”.

    • @erinb4237
      @erinb4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      That's brilliant!

    • @lesliestevens6694
      @lesliestevens6694 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      Omg I’m dieing 😂

    • @erinb4237
      @erinb4237 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@lesliestevens6694 so, how long until we can get that bed ready for the next patient?

    • @addison5045
      @addison5045 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@erinb4237 OMG 😆

    • @Cubsfan_75
      @Cubsfan_75 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Ohf brutal you ever seen thanatos and hypnos love hospitals they like to go and help the dying ease in to the after life hypnos puts them to sleep and thanatos uses his scythe to grap the soul and reaches out then hands them to hermes is the guid of the dead. I am close to thanatos and he has ptsd from seeing family crying and it breaks him

  • @audrabaldwin308
    @audrabaldwin308 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I live in Southern Indiana, I can confirm the narcan meme 😂 I left work early one night with a migraine, had to stop in a parking lot to let some ibuprofen kick in enough to be able to actually drive the test of the way home. Made sure to put a sign up in my window to the effect of "not passed out....left work with migraine..." just in case.

  • @phelipe_8033
    @phelipe_8033 4 ปีที่แล้ว +842

    "If you want me to com- if you wanna come with me to the gym"
    Top 10 moments before disaster

  • @Grandpa...
    @Grandpa... 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    med student: TUMOR
    residents: appendicitis
    attending: he’s just hungry

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ooooooof

    • @Grace-ps8yp
      @Grace-ps8yp 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Hangry 😂

    • @sadafduaa7545
      @sadafduaa7545 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Iam laughing so hard 😂😅

    • @doubtful_seer
      @doubtful_seer 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Tfw your doctors office is part of a medical school and your primary physician is actually a constant rotation of residents.

    • @celticphoenix2579
      @celticphoenix2579 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      You jest but I actually had something like this happen to me. My primary complaint was gut pain. My medical history has IBS-M listed which primarily presents with gut pain. My GP took a urine sample and ran a pregnancy test which came back positive. He jumped straight to ectopic emergency when he could have saved everyone time, energy, money and stress if he had just asked when last I pooped. Turned out I had not pooped in four days which was applying pressure to my swelling uterus causing pain.

  • @bavarianmapper4566
    @bavarianmapper4566 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6757

    Iron deficiency gang rise up!
    but not too fast

    • @KnotsByAngie
      @KnotsByAngie 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      Bavarian Mapper ha

    • @aero-jk5hy
      @aero-jk5hy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +110

      LMAAOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @angrycactus158
      @angrycactus158 4 ปีที่แล้ว +54

      Ohmygosh most I have laughed in a while!

    • @alondra8291
      @alondra8291 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      Big felt

    • @siri_5067
      @siri_5067 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      🤣🤣

  • @robertburk5550
    @robertburk5550 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    I love how dedicated you are to being a great doctor, it's so cute you can't see the humor behind some of these memes lol 🤣

  • @hishamzaza174
    @hishamzaza174 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1827

    Dr Mike: "every patient is interesting ."
    .
    .
    Try telling that to House.

    • @Tanmay.s689
      @Tanmay.s689 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      EXACTLY 😂😂😂

    • @wb8695
      @wb8695 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Omg I thought that too 😂😂

    • @aniota1648
      @aniota1648 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Ikr 😹

    • @gamerboygb6041
      @gamerboygb6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Try telling that to GLaDOS

    • @duckyboi9363
      @duckyboi9363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      When he said that I remembered the exact scene House shot down Cameron's idea of humanity in medicine as well Masters.

  • @bryndisthora
    @bryndisthora 4 ปีที่แล้ว +820

    Dr Mike: "if you want me to come-"
    Me: "okay"

    • @samanthabourne4865
      @samanthabourne4865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Lmao! 'A little early in this relationship for me...I'm only 4 episodes in but I won't say no?'

    • @memereview9803
      @memereview9803 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      i started hyperventilating after reading this.

    • @BeautifulBrittany18
      @BeautifulBrittany18 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      And then he giggled. He knew ;)

    • @Itsyaboi592
      @Itsyaboi592 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      He can Pee Woop me anytime

    • @lightburner8567
      @lightburner8567 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@Itsyaboi592 👍😂😂😂

  • @barsdogukankarakoyun8798
    @barsdogukankarakoyun8798 4 ปีที่แล้ว +749

    "What's DB? Da Bear? Dr. Bear?"
    *is in scrubs that has his logo which is DM*

  • @Jakthecanadianidiot
    @Jakthecanadianidiot ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Here's a sad story. once these people were on the road and saw a kid in a back seat was not responsive and a bit later died😔
    Turns out the mom saw an article online and replaced his meds for Asomugha with essential oils how horrible😡

  • @MMTGarage_Media
    @MMTGarage_Media 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1824

    Me: flips pillow to cold side and goes back to sleep.
    The nurse who has watched me in a coma for 5 years: ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

    • @savywolf1457
      @savywolf1457 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Totally underrated comment🤣🤣🤣

    • @thestevens580
      @thestevens580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      Why does the nurse look like a ghost

    • @MMTGarage_Media
      @MMTGarage_Media 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      the Stevens Kids Because she doesn’t get to come back.

    • @Sunflow3r16
      @Sunflow3r16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      This made me laugh so hard 😂

    • @Bridget1113
      @Bridget1113 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Why doesn’t this have more comments and likes? 🤷‍♀️

  • @absolutephoenix5312
    @absolutephoenix5312 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1943

    "Is this Ghostbusters?"
    TF2 Fans: **cries in medic**

    • @lillie3029
      @lillie3029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      Warrren Huang *y e s*

    • @vowoxel
      @vowoxel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      Me too

    • @SilverScaleMA
      @SilverScaleMA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      I did facepalm for that one... I honestly thought TF2 has been around long enough to be at least somewhat recognizable..

    • @outlawempires555
      @outlawempires555 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

      Warrren Huang when I saw that I went right to the comments to see if anybody got sad but at least he knows ghosts buster

    • @Avarice297
      @Avarice297 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Neeeeeeeeeein!!! 😭

  • @lahstories8165
    @lahstories8165 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1963

    I have a friend with hemochromastosis and he has to have blood taken once a month so he can stay healthy. Ironically I have an iron deficiency.

    • @rossevela3368
      @rossevela3368 4 ปีที่แล้ว +349

      Iron ically indeed

    • @goldfishbrain1419
      @goldfishbrain1419 4 ปีที่แล้ว +193

      Steal his blood after he gets it taken

    • @pancon9947
      @pancon9947 4 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Just swap lol. (Joke) 😂. Hey I have found that parsly with soup is very helpful for my iron deficiency. I hope that you are your friend are both well and good and having fullfilling lives and aren't hindered by your conditions.

    • @residentkane
      @residentkane 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Ironically. Nice one.

    • @ipsharoy7398
      @ipsharoy7398 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Oof

  • @Jarekthegamingdragon
    @Jarekthegamingdragon 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

    Bruh you don't know Half-Life or TF2. You gotta play your valve games lmao

  • @evinroen6401
    @evinroen6401 4 ปีที่แล้ว +605

    “Work out *both* of your body parts.”
    Dr. Mike, 2019

  • @aubreybrown1480
    @aubreybrown1480 3 ปีที่แล้ว +997

    “I don’t know many doctors who say pee woop. If they do, I would be concerned.” -Dr. Mike
    “pEe wOoP” -also Dr. Mike

    • @kingsears9995
      @kingsears9995 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He was concerned for copyright © reasons

    • @judgment5090
      @judgment5090 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @EliyahRose Nkranz, soon, when you get a PhD in the medical field, you will be referred to as ‘dr. Mike’ instead of ‘doctor.’ Pee woop will integrate itself into the system. It is not a matter of if, only when.

  • @shrubsong437
    @shrubsong437 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2122

    *shows medic from tf2*
    “Is ThIs A gHoStBuStEr”

    • @yowennalcachupas9559
      @yowennalcachupas9559 4 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      my brain felt like how soldier (rip rick may) rocket jumps

    • @bennyoc714
      @bennyoc714 4 ปีที่แล้ว +55

      the joke is he lost his medical license

    • @revyeter8453
      @revyeter8453 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Me: ah shish here we go again

    • @Chosen1Creator
      @Chosen1Creator 4 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      The best ghostbuster is a medic because they prevent a ghost from appearing by saving someone's life.

    • @tik2243
      @tik2243 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      I mean Medics design probably was influenced by the Ghostbusters

  • @dimestorepoet
    @dimestorepoet ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Petition to have Bear appear in every video

  • @heyitsriles13
    @heyitsriles13 4 ปีที่แล้ว +937

    Doctor Mike: “Why do puns make me so happy?”
    Me: same

    • @reznovvazileski3193
      @reznovvazileski3193 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      You know Stevie wonder was a great musician and all, but he just couldn't C#.

    • @uranicstring748
      @uranicstring748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Why do I feel like I'm missing a joke here?

    • @astroob3641
      @astroob3641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      C# is “See sharp”

    • @gamerboygb6041
      @gamerboygb6041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Sometimes, I just want to yell at my piece of paper that won't Bb after ironing it 20 times

  • @jhonnyrock
    @jhonnyrock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +114

    9:47 “If you want me to come” **Pauses and stumbles over own words**

  • @simplyerica9604
    @simplyerica9604 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    “Do you wanna come” woah there mike😂👀

    • @xsexxiisk8terx
      @xsexxiisk8terx 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      I thought the same thing, I mean I wouldn't mind it 😂😂

    • @swtnth
      @swtnth 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      SAME THOUGHTS HERE 🤣🤣🤣

    • @qaasimabdullah5598
      @qaasimabdullah5598 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      "look at him he's coming"

    • @pseudoruu
      @pseudoruu 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      😳😳😳😳😳😳😳😳

    • @kerrychristensen7204
      @kerrychristensen7204 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      😂👌 Well done~

  • @jadynfeltch8016
    @jadynfeltch8016 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    As someone who is epileptic and sometimes I have semi-conscious seizures, I found the seizure joke funny. When I’m semi-conscious it’s funny to hear what some people say.

  • @katyushamarikov8819
    @katyushamarikov8819 4 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    *literally says "the medic"*
    Dr. Mike: Is this a Ghostbusters?

    • @crisygu1502
      @crisygu1502 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I cringed really bad when he said that, as a gamer it hurt my soulll

    • @asktoybox
      @asktoybox 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      He should react to Meet the Medic.

    • @frankhaugen
      @frankhaugen 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Is he too old, too young, or was he just busy with med school to have played the best FPS of all time?

  • @smilodonhannah
    @smilodonhannah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4812

    I've been watching so many of these, I'm dreaming about giving chest compressions...

  • @StaticSpark314
    @StaticSpark314 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1006

    Me: It's just a cough
    My family: It's just a cough
    My doctor: It's just a cough
    Google: You have stage 4 cancer
    Bing: YOU ARE ALREADY DEAD

    • @HollowBonezz
      @HollowBonezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      NANI?!

    • @evonevo8084
      @evonevo8084 4 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yahoo: *YOU WERE DEAD A LONG TIME AGO*

    • @unoriginal1086
      @unoriginal1086 4 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Internet Explorer: You were lost at sea, long, long ago. Your wife has remarried. Your children don't think your coming back. There is no hope.

    • @castoryxkyriarch8815
      @castoryxkyriarch8815 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      Omae wae mou shindeiru

    • @HollowBonezz
      @HollowBonezz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@castoryxkyriarch8815 THANK YOU

  • @rerogojuryu
    @rerogojuryu 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    4:30
    "Lets go get your new wheelchair. PEe wOOp"

  • @majora748
    @majora748 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    Dr Mike: *"I'm a little mad at them"*
    Essential oil community: Why do I hear boss music?

    • @numberfour5913
      @numberfour5913 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Why do I hear giorno’s theme?

    • @DarkFoxKirin
      @DarkFoxKirin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      I IMMEDIATELY imagined the Megalovania theme blasting, lol!

    • @mindaugaskazlavickas
      @mindaugaskazlavickas 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      But it's team fortress 2, not ghostbusters... :(

  • @joygernautm6641
    @joygernautm6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +930

    “We clean the bed and admit another patient” Accurate, but possibly not the most ethical answer😂. Once had a patient asked me if anyone had died in the room they were admitted in(They were afraid of ghosts and figured if they were in a room someone had died in that it would be haunted). What I say “oh...I’m not sure. “ In my head “yeah like less than an hour ago...and Inthat actual bed.. as a matter of fact it’s probably still a little warm.”

    • @Kartoffelkamm
      @Kartoffelkamm 4 ปีที่แล้ว +83

      And here I thought the hospital where I had surgery that one time just had high-quality beds...

    • @b0nech3wer50
      @b0nech3wer50 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      Oof

    • @Cobra05727
      @Cobra05727 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      His name is Robert Paulson

    • @democracydignityhumanrights
      @democracydignityhumanrights 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Joygernaut M sounds cozy, you are making me nostalgic for the hospital beds, they were so warm in comparison to the cold hospital. Plus my bed was adjustable. Who cares if someone just died in it as long as I’m comfy 😂

    • @jjustanotherone
      @jjustanotherone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I'm screaming 😅😂

  • @djkfam7361
    @djkfam7361 4 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    3:24
    Dr Mike: “This is Bear’s bone.”
    Me: *wait, what*

    • @rachelrachel4922
      @rachelrachel4922 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      omg I was like "phrasing, Mike.. phrasing!"

    • @kyletaylor6942
      @kyletaylor6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Yea I thought he put bear down

    • @Jt-xx6ry
      @Jt-xx6ry 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      DJK Fam put it back then

    • @kyletaylor6942
      @kyletaylor6942 4 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      @@ashleygavalchin483 he said "bears bone" so I thought his actual like leg bone

    • @pr_tr4p_g4wd20
      @pr_tr4p_g4wd20 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      DJK Fam So that’s why dinosaurs went extinct LMFAO.🤔🤨😬😁🤣

  • @joshuawhite8837
    @joshuawhite8837 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    “Don’t attack me for the bone” sounds like something I would say when I go to check on Jack (my cousin’s dog) when they are on vacation

  • @freebatman4everyone
    @freebatman4everyone 4 ปีที่แล้ว +158

    "Ok go get it"
    *throws bear bone*
    *bone breaks floor, breaks ground, breaks fabric of reality*

  • @papasmurf9205
    @papasmurf9205 4 ปีที่แล้ว +489

    Bruh that person was dead serious when they slapped the mannequin 😂😂

  • @maximusfattus4363
    @maximusfattus4363 4 ปีที่แล้ว +556

    Him mistaking the TF2 medic gave me an aneurysm.

  • @morganbooth3419
    @morganbooth3419 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    As a vet tech, I’d caution against giving bones to dogs, unless they are being supervised. The risk is that the dog will break off a piece and swallow it, and if the piece is large enough, it can cause intestinal problems. Chewing bones can also cause tooth damage. It’s ok to give your dog a bone, just do not leave them alone with it and take it away if you won’t be supervising them with it. This applies to bones, antlers, nylabone toys, and rawhides.

  • @dinoboypro
    @dinoboypro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +298

    What Dr. Mike said: "Every human being is interesting and important..."
    What he meant to say: "Every human being can be a pain in the a**..."

  • @YukikoAiko
    @YukikoAiko 4 ปีที่แล้ว +219

    me: *googles symptoms of a common cold*
    google: You're obviously pregnant.
    me: i have a runny nose wtf?

    • @aimeemalino9697
      @aimeemalino9697 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂LOL!!!!!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @wolfcub824
      @wolfcub824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *Google: You have cancer.
      Fixed it for you.😁

    • @MinZilla
      @MinZilla 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Me: And I'm a dude!

    • @SwaggeratedExagger
      @SwaggeratedExagger 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Bing: oh your DEAD... yeah

  • @wolfang4219
    @wolfang4219 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1276

    Others youtubers:
    "I can't believe it's been 100 episodes!"
    "OMG it's been 500!"
    "Wow! It's been 1000!"
    Doctor Mike:
    "WE MADE IT THROUGH 10! WOOHOO! "

  • @user-zm4rs1ir5z
    @user-zm4rs1ir5z 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    I love how he’s just so excited to review every meme and laughs every time it literally makes me laugh

  • @Sky-ui5cd
    @Sky-ui5cd 4 ปีที่แล้ว +579

    Dr. Mike: Pee Woop
    Also Dr. Mike: If they say Pee Woop that's kinda concerning

  • @jouneymanwizard
    @jouneymanwizard 4 ปีที่แล้ว +169

    "We clean the bed and admit a new patient"
    Dr Mike: "Don't say that"

  • @healdrop9313
    @healdrop9313 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1464

    “I think they require a bit of training”
    I agree, prostitutes definitely need to train a bit.

    • @lyxx36
      @lyxx36 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      Hahahaha they get it thru experience bro. The more experience they get the better they become. lol

    • @Murchlives
      @Murchlives 4 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      @@lyxx36 He means there no training required to be a TSA agent. I was gonna make this joke, but I had a feeling someone already made it.

    • @ayens.4945
      @ayens.4945 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Freelance training

    • @m.w.kaplan447
      @m.w.kaplan447 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      literally how i heard it

    • @pocketheart1450
      @pocketheart1450 4 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I'm a former prostitute and while it was not a positive experience, I can say that I probably took my job more seriously than TSA agents do.

  • @thefnafultra
    @thefnafultra 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The chest compressions and slapping got me dying

  • @bongiwa
    @bongiwa 4 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    “Is this the guy from ghostbusters?” Thats... that’s medic

    • @Theoq99
      @Theoq99 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      If he hasnt seen the short he should do a react of it: th-cam.com/video/36lSzUMBJnc/w-d-xo.html

    • @curseofremains1905
      @curseofremains1905 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      PocketGeese Dr Ludwig if you will.

    • @jimwormmaster
      @jimwormmaster 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@Theoq99 So much malpractice, lol

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      _*The_ medic

    • @Deconstruction_Administrator
      @Deconstruction_Administrator 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      ALL OF THE YES!!!!

  • @gameron55
    @gameron55 4 ปีที่แล้ว +444

    "... if you want me to come..."
    woooooow, gonna find that on a gif later

  • @chewy1203
    @chewy1203 4 ปีที่แล้ว +105

    "when you have a seizure you cant talk" my dude that was the point

  • @liamparker98
    @liamparker98 2 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Depression med commercials be like: “gEt tHiS dRuG nOw aNd cHaNgE yOuR LiFe” “side effects include: migraines, worsening depression, increasing sewerslider thoughts, and/or death” “YAY” 😂🤦🏻‍♂️😭

  • @hansgerber8654
    @hansgerber8654 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1893

    CPR: "don't slap people"
    also CPR: * breaks multiple ribs *

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      Broken Bones Can Heal. A Stopped Heart Won't Restart Itself.

    • @keshte380
      @keshte380 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      @@2012petvet broken bones may stab your heart

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      @@keshte380 Yes, There's Always A Risk For Something Like That, But They'll Still Die If You Don't Do Anything. I'd Rather Take The Chance Than Leave Someone To Die.

    • @thaum3983
      @thaum3983 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      @@2012petvet yeah but the taste is wierd asf if the heart gets stabbed.

    • @2012petvet
      @2012petvet 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@thaum3983 Are We Really Worrying About Taste When The Alternative Is Death?

  • @ostensiblyaverage5576
    @ostensiblyaverage5576 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1064

    1:43
    Doctor Mike: "I think they require training."
    Me: "The prostitutes? yeah you're probably right."

    • @adammacleod925
      @adammacleod925 3 ปีที่แล้ว +47

      LOL I genuinely thought the same thing.

    • @callie9535
      @callie9535 3 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      sex workers

    • @HybrydATP64
      @HybrydATP64 3 ปีที่แล้ว +61

      “Welcome to prostitute school”

    • @maxmori8616
      @maxmori8616 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      Me too. Totally. It's a noble art requiring great skill...

  • @Disearned
    @Disearned 4 ปีที่แล้ว +775

    “When people have a seizure, they can’t talk, they lose control”
    Who’s gonna tell him?

    • @waldofound8212
      @waldofound8212 4 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Not the person having a seizure

    • @emmaosullivan2824
      @emmaosullivan2824 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Ravenclaw BNed that’s for sure

    • @ranchsanch
      @ranchsanch 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      he missed the entire joke i love it 😂

    • @solus8685
      @solus8685 4 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      The amount of times he doesn't get the joke is kinda sad ngl I thought doctors were smart

    • @samanthadegroot7749
      @samanthadegroot7749 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

      SkinnyLegend27 he is smart, he just doesn't find it funny because he is a doctor who has all this information drilled into his head. i don't know how ese to explain this to you... its so obvious.

  • @olivia.thebestt
    @olivia.thebestt 2 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    “The bear has left the building”
    What a great line from Dr Mike👏

  • @m_gwb
    @m_gwb 4 ปีที่แล้ว +421

    "I can't believe we've done 10 of this series."
    yeah, do some more

  • @alebs4349
    @alebs4349 4 ปีที่แล้ว +601

    Mike: Sees medic from tf2
    Also mike: GhoStS buStErs?

  • @Sniffysmyboy
    @Sniffysmyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +401

    "Your breathing is hampered"
    *Looking at x-ray of foot*

    • @NicolaiAAA
      @NicolaiAAA 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      lol I was hoping he'd comment on that!

    • @Sniffysmyboy
      @Sniffysmyboy 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NicolaiAAA he did heart react my comment ;D

    • @Island-Girl
      @Island-Girl 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Brya Wallace I came here to say the same thing!

  • @rodian_skypyratz6181
    @rodian_skypyratz6181 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    6:06 That character is actually from a video game called ‘Team Fortress 2’. He is the Medic. One of nine playable characters.

  • @marne-leerossouw5639
    @marne-leerossouw5639 3 ปีที่แล้ว +845

    "If you want me to come" xD
    I can't stop laughing at Dr Mike's "I shouldn't have said that" face xD

    • @vaalig
      @vaalig 3 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      HHAAHAHAHA HELP ME NEITHER

    • @senaidacastaneda1018
      @senaidacastaneda1018 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      PLEASE ToT
      I WAS LOOKING FOR SOMETHIN LIKE THIS, I'M DED

    • @christinap-c
      @christinap-c 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      I’m so glad I’m not the only one 😭

    • @bang.chan.97
      @bang.chan.97 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      For everyone: 9:47
      SOOO FUNNY 😂

    • @skaimartinez9447
      @skaimartinez9447 2 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      It reminded me of a teacher at prom trying to get us to lead a chant. He said "If y'all chant my name in the cafeteria tomorrow, i'll come- no- I'll never come but I'll SHOW UP" He got fired

  • @animegraveyard776
    @animegraveyard776 4 ปีที่แล้ว +711

    Dr. Mike: "If you want me to come"
    Me: You said it, not me.

    • @sarahhicks8787
      @sarahhicks8787 4 ปีที่แล้ว +43

      i choked on my water when he said that and looked at the screen and then moments later had the idea of him making a sexual health video. :')

    • @stephaniefuentes8891
      @stephaniefuentes8891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      I instantly went to the comments to see if anyone mentioned this...and choked a but like I did

    • @supermarthe38
      @supermarthe38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      😳

    • @figo3554
      @figo3554 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I laughed so hard at this

    • @tsunamifoxy
      @tsunamifoxy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Immediate response : OOOOOH YEAH...

  • @whostole_mytoast
    @whostole_mytoast 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1052

    Dr Mike: *looks at the medic*
    Also Dr Mike: “Ghostbusters?”

    • @thacow7603
      @thacow7603 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Virusbusters

    • @typodoeseverything
      @typodoeseverything 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Bust Fortress 2

    • @crowb4r
      @crowb4r 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      NOOOO IT WAS TF2 HOW ARE WE GONNA EXPLAIN THIS TO HIM

    • @xavierbirkner1939
      @xavierbirkner1939 3 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      When he said Ghostbusters I was just like no no it's really not

    • @ghostrider4109
      @ghostrider4109 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Medic be like: Dummkopfs!

  • @TangleHamain
    @TangleHamain 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    6:20 Thats from TF2.. play more games bud.. I know youre a doctor but cmon lmao-

  • @juicywolf2122
    @juicywolf2122 4 ปีที่แล้ว +308

    Dr.Mike: “if you want me to come..”
    Me: no no no stay out of of the gutter OUT OF THE GUTTER, THIS IS WHOLESOME FAMILY CONTENT