Star Wars The Clone Wars: Yoda toying with Asajj Ventress

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  • @wigglyziggly
    @wigglyziggly 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19025

    "Strong you are with the dark side... but not that strong" LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOO Yoda's such a savage

    • @YouRude34
      @YouRude34 8 ปีที่แล้ว +812

      Leonardo Zighelboim And then takes her lightsaber without even blinking. :D

    • @Landis963
      @Landis963 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1239

      And _gives them back._ I don't care what Yoda is actually saying here. That action alone tells Ventress (and everyone watching) that she's not worth his time.

    • @giovanybalbuena5669
      @giovanybalbuena5669 7 ปีที่แล้ว +813

      Leonardo Zighelboim that explains why obiwan became a master of trolling. HE LEARNED FROM THE BEST.

    • @ytguard4449
      @ytguard4449 7 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      Leonardo Zighelboim fan boy allert😂

    • @juanantoniogragasin1685
      @juanantoniogragasin1685 7 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      savagery is real

  • @waldoman7
    @waldoman7 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12611

    I adore how he's low key teaching her like a padawan. He knows his odds of converting her are low, but he makes what impact he can in a few seconds. You can't turn off being a teacher.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +731

      Sad truth is he probably actually knows her. She was a padawan if I remember correctly, her master died and she was recruited by Dooku.

    • @scampoli25
      @scampoli25 3 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      She’s does come around in later seasons

    • @mr.tobacco1708
      @mr.tobacco1708 3 ปีที่แล้ว +331

      @@cgi2002 She never went to Jedi Temple, the master who took her trained her in Ventress's homeplanet.

    • @cgi2002
      @cgi2002 3 ปีที่แล้ว +243

      @@mr.tobacco1708 I knew there was something amiss with her training, so that was it. Still wouldn't surprise me if Yoda was aware of her, or had even visited her when she was very young to see her master. He is a sneaky little fella, and had friends in many places. He also taught the art of trolling so well that Kenobi is still merely his apprentice.

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +145

      Yoda while a powerful warrior, was first and foremost a teacher and scholar. His fighting style was meant to compensate for his short size but also because he didn't really enjoy fighting others and preferred to just get this over with as quickly as possible. After watching Original Trilogy and lifting that ship I imagined him to be somebody who doesn't even need to use a lightsaber to beat his enemies, he was long past that. Still, it's useful to have a weapon which can cut through everything.

  • @JD_13
    @JD_13 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8464

    Giving Ventress her weapons back and THEN telling her to surrender is a master tier jedi move.

    • @charlesphillips430
      @charlesphillips430 3 ปีที่แล้ว +202

      Power only by Duracell you should!

    • @Pokemc0831
      @Pokemc0831 3 ปีที่แล้ว +187

      You could say it was Jedi Grand Master tier

    • @masterexploder9668
      @masterexploder9668 3 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      It's pretty much what would happen if Rey challenged him to a fight. Yoda would not even dignify her with a Force Push or anything. Just pull the lightsaber and send her home crying.

    • @BethJehovah
      @BethJehovah 3 ปีที่แล้ว +80

      Against Yoda they are just cool light sticks. Might as well surrender.

    • @supersani21
      @supersani21 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      @@masterexploder9668 Unfortunately, she would outclass Yoda atleast when it comes to Rise of Skywalker considering the shit she did in that movie

  • @FernandoT6540987
    @FernandoT6540987 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10404

    if so powerful you are, why leave.

    • @kilsgb
      @kilsgb 8 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      Fernando Terrazas 😂😂😂😂 beautiful just saw the movie yesterday

    • @mark4tesla
      @mark4tesla 5 ปีที่แล้ว +170

      Yoda is SAVAGE

    • @thunderfromtheearth3837
      @thunderfromtheearth3837 4 ปีที่แล้ว +148

      you will not stop me darth vader will become more powerful then any of us

    • @thiccchungo1041
      @thiccchungo1041 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

      COLEMAN YOUNGBLOOD23 faith in your knew apprentice, misplaced may be,as is your faith in the dark side of the force

    • @professorm3136
      @professorm3136 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@thunderfromtheearth3837 “either”

  • @stoneman472
    @stoneman472 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5106

    Yoda vs Ventress would be like watching a grown man fight a 5 year old

    • @booki7057
      @booki7057 5 ปีที่แล้ว +188

      More like grown man vs fetus XD

    • @quasarstone4951
      @quasarstone4951 4 ปีที่แล้ว +254

      A grown man repeatedly punching a filled condom

    • @deion541
      @deion541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      More like stomping defenseless man in the ball

    • @gimmedata4557
      @gimmedata4557 4 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      But Yoda is the grown man and Ventress the 5 year old

    • @akshinrajput5256
      @akshinrajput5256 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gimmedata4557 why are you replying to a 3 year old comment.

  • @TheKing-ed2ot
    @TheKing-ed2ot 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1833

    Yoda’ s smile and voice inflection are priceless when he said: “but not that strong.” I swear up and down that he wanted to laugh at her.

    • @BryonYoungblood
      @BryonYoungblood 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Considering how much more powerful Yoda is by comparison to Ventress, oh yeah, I'm sure he wanted to laugh at her a bit

    • @juresaiyan
      @juresaiyan 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @Jerry McManus LOL

    • @garrisonjones1827
      @garrisonjones1827 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Next to Obi wan, Yoda is one of the original Jedi trolls.

  • @ShadowtheRonin
    @ShadowtheRonin 8 ปีที่แล้ว +5772

    *Yoda gets back to the council later.*
    "Check out this sweet sword, you will! From the Toydarians, I got it."
    *Swing, swoosh, swish.*

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 6 ปีที่แล้ว +543

      "Now, fight against me, who wants?"
      (Yoda promptly uses a normal sword to defeat the entire Jedi council, all of whom were wielding lightsabers)
      "Much to learn, you all still must"

    • @thecrowe20
      @thecrowe20 6 ปีที่แล้ว +228

      *defeats them and its with a normal sword that was sheathed the entire time*

    • @darthportus
      @darthportus 5 ปีที่แล้ว +313

      Windu: Show off........
      Yoda: The guy with purple lightsaber, says

    • @BsauceyMichael
      @BsauceyMichael 5 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      It’s funny because he could wipe out the entire council with that sword. He would just dodge and one shot.

    • @rtlovcdd
      @rtlovcdd 5 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      except mace yeah

  • @shabist7
    @shabist7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +23597

    “Gucci lightsabers, these are not”
    *Hands them back*

    • @shrirajreddy9516
      @shrirajreddy9516 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1592

      shabi st “dolllar store, they are”

    • @shabist7
      @shabist7 5 ปีที่แล้ว +215

      Shriraj Reddy 😂😂😂

    • @rippetoe38
      @rippetoe38 4 ปีที่แล้ว +50

      @@shrirajreddy9516 Lol.

    • @deion541
      @deion541 4 ปีที่แล้ว +439

      Yoda:Cheap bastard dooku is.cheap side apprentice he see you as.no loyalty he have for you
      Ventress:(runs off feeling hurt)
      Clone trooper:sir I know she the enemy but that was pretty harsh
      Yoda:remember trooper be soft on these thots u must not
      Clone trooper:yes sir

    • @Noah-zn6oz
      @Noah-zn6oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +44

      I'm dying

  • @contagiousstorm
    @contagiousstorm 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1033

    Everybody talks about Yoda, but can we just take a moment to acknowledge how the King expressed his trust in Yoda by leaning back toward the lightsabers.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      the guy stopped a full swing attack out of nowhere without even blinking. That, plus the well earned reputation of most powerful jedi alive.... for hundreds of years... can put anyone in a relaxed position to talk, even in front of assassins.

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 2 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      You have to set an example for your subjects

    • @MM22966
      @MM22966 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      I liked that King. Too bad they had Savage whack him later.

  • @SauceFring
    @SauceFring 7 ปีที่แล้ว +6472

    "I don't fear you Jedi."
    "Then you will die braver than most."

  • @invisi-bullexploration2374
    @invisi-bullexploration2374 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10078

    "Aww it thinks it's a Sith because it has two lightsabers!"

    • @HTacianas
      @HTacianas 8 ปีที่แล้ว +412

      Good point, Sith do tend to have more than one lightsaber.

    • @regansiever4796
      @regansiever4796 8 ปีที่แล้ว +156

      Rob Webb probably because they don't have the force, and they want to intimidate their opponents

    • @doneverhesitate288
      @doneverhesitate288 7 ปีที่แล้ว +89

      Rob Webb lets say not more than one lightsaber, but more than one blade (now this includes dualblade lightsabers which are almost exclusively used by sith, at least in the pre and sequels as well as clonewars)

    • @clerics6869
      @clerics6869 7 ปีที่แล้ว +84

      jedi temple guards?

    • @veritastime9522
      @veritastime9522 7 ปีที่แล้ว +31

      Yea like vader and dooku and palpatine, not. Tell me you actually know something about star wars.

  • @MadTurnip
    @MadTurnip 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4111

    As Terry Pratchett put it, those who underestimate old warriors tend to forget one thing: if they grew old, it means they are extemely good at staying alive.

    • @iforgorirememb6833
      @iforgorirememb6833 3 ปีที่แล้ว +326

      What’s the saying “fear old men in a profession where men die young”

    • @andrewferguson6901
      @andrewferguson6901 3 ปีที่แล้ว +130

      This is old man advice from the 1930s when my grandpa grew up.
      "Never get into a fist fight with an old farmer, he might just kill you."

    • @velkonemriam1935
      @velkonemriam1935 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@iforgorirememb6833 very close to it, yes

    • @vaevictusdeus
      @vaevictusdeus 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      ...or running away lol. Like he did, canonically, like a complete coward, for the remainder of his life leaving the universe to rot while he LITERALLY hid in a hole for decades like a little green bitch lol. And why? To hide from Vader? Who had just been EASILY defeated by Kenobi? Yeah that makes sense. And what an "AMAZING" teacher he was too lol. Literally every student he ever taught was murdered in his charge right under his tiny green nose by fucking stormtroopers that were ALSO under his charge, which...fuck me, lets not overlook THAT incompetence. The little idiot is controlling an ENTIRE CLONE ARMY created by their greatest enemy, and at NO POINT during the Clone Wars does he even CONSIDER flipping the Stormtrooper Instruction manual.
      "Said here, I noticed, 'behavioral modification biochip' implanted in the clones brains by a sith lord, they were...Worry about this, should we? Naaaaahhhh! Let it fucking RIDE, we will! Mrrrm yeees. Herh heh! A GOOD feeling about this, I have."
      "You...you sure about that, Master Yoda? We've literally taken control of the planet that creates these things...I mean, for all intents and purposes we have THREE YEARS to bother. Maybe we could check into...it...sir? Are...are you playing with a flashlight?"
      "...shiiiny! Hhm heh! Yes!"
      "...right...but anyway, on page 6 of the EULA, there's mention of an 'Order 66' that looks a bit concerning..."
      "...MRRRMMM SHIIIINY!"
      The little green asshole is wearing mithril plot armor as well, and that can't be understated. It never even OCCURS to the evilist motherfuckers in the universe to maybe STAB him after he's distracted by falling debris instead of sprinting off like a weekly cartoon villain cursing their "defeat". And nobody even questions that shit.
      "OH NO! He stopped the rock I threw at him using the SAME vaguely defined powers that I have! I couldn't have possibly anticipated THIS! QUICKLY NOW, he's COMPLETELY DISTRACTED, within stabbing range and VULNERABLE TO ATTACK! Time to...*looks at the crayon written script*...run...apparently..."
      Yeah. Yoda sucks and always has. Fuck Yoda.

    • @Nick-zp8wk
      @Nick-zp8wk 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@vaevictusdeus tl;dr

  • @lowgunfire2671
    @lowgunfire2671 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6140

    Anyone not gonna mention how King Katuunko just accepted his possible death, and talked calmly even with laser blades centimeters away from his throat?

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1449

      A King has to show he has balls in front of it's servants

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +203

      Nope.
      And if the first part is how he reacted, then the second part doesnt really matter.
      The least he would do is a sigh of relief. Or something similar.

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      Dark Legate his neck didn't have the same relief tho

    • @jasperlim8319
      @jasperlim8319 8 ปีที่แล้ว +115

      NOT being severed in two by practically solid beams of plasma is a relief, when you were expecting it.

    • @mariano1196
      @mariano1196 8 ปีที่แล้ว +46

      I was reffering when savage kills him

  • @ThatGuy182545
    @ThatGuy182545 8 ปีที่แล้ว +15615

    It would have been hilarious if Yoda had used the force to make her punch herself in the face repeatedly, while saying "Hitting yourself, stop you should."

    • @ender7278
      @ender7278 7 ปีที่แล้ว +831

      *"Stop hitting yourself, you should.

    • @jamesrandomchannel6270
      @jamesrandomchannel6270 7 ปีที่แล้ว +253

      Ender it's yoda talk, not *bleh* talk

    • @kauyanDJ
      @kauyanDJ 6 ปีที่แล้ว +128

      ThatGuy182545 Indeed, but seeing Ventress almost lost her footing for running away should satisfy enough.

    • @adamlenser3897
      @adamlenser3897 5 ปีที่แล้ว +261

      Better yet, keeps tossing her lightsabers but pulling them back just before she can grab them.

    • @Floodbait_117
      @Floodbait_117 5 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      Omg lololol

  • @dr.spycrab4089
    @dr.spycrab4089 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4881

    “I don’t fear you Jedi!”
    “Sit down, young one. This smoke, you do not want. Clap your cheeks, I would.”

  • @alucardbloodyvampire6066
    @alucardbloodyvampire6066 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2780

    Yoda the master of sick burns

    • @DCdabest
      @DCdabest 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

      Nah.... That's Obi-Wan.... if you know what I mean.... ;)

    • @redbarchetta4100
      @redbarchetta4100 8 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      DCdabest damn somebody call the empire this guy need a new body

    • @Katokhann
      @Katokhann 8 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      ba dum tiss

    • @Siegberg91
      @Siegberg91 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      You are not the real alucard the real one goes online with the name crimson fucker syno

    • @MylesKillis
      @MylesKillis 8 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Alucard BloodyVampire no no no that's obi wan

  • @Hair2U
    @Hair2U 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2998

    Ventress used the same method to escape from Yoda as Dooku did in AotC.

    • @peachysweetener
      @peachysweetener 7 ปีที่แล้ว +71

      Thats kinda cool.

    • @thebossmangangster8093
      @thebossmangangster8093 7 ปีที่แล้ว +237

      she learned from him

    • @sergiomuniz350
      @sergiomuniz350 7 ปีที่แล้ว +206

      She didn't escape.... yoda let her go. He straight up gave her back her lightsabers.

    • @OrionSlaveGirlUWU
      @OrionSlaveGirlUWU 7 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      Hair 2U I think that was intentional.

    • @davidobyrne3519
      @davidobyrne3519 7 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well he said he'd teach her everything he knows and that includes running away

  • @evanrogers1825
    @evanrogers1825 3 ปีที่แล้ว +267

    It’s amazing how far the animation came in this show. This feels like a Saturday morning cartoon. The scenes from the end of this same show feel like a cinematic experience.

    • @taylrthegreat
      @taylrthegreat 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      yeah they did up the shit out of the budget or planning or something lol

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +18

      @@taylrthegreat It's not necessarily "up the shit of the budget" more like find new ways to make it look better through experience.

    • @Gadget-Walkmen
      @Gadget-Walkmen 2 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Even at the beginning of the show with it's "Saturday morning cartoon" feel of the animation starting out, it still LOOKS amazing and VERY impressive.

    • @danielhaire6677
      @danielhaire6677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      This is true of most long running shows. As you watch them back to back, you literally watch the techniques for creating the show changing and evolving. An example would be episode 1 of Star Trek TNG through to the end. Or Doctor Who from the 1960s to present.

  • @ajarofpickles2826
    @ajarofpickles2826 5 ปีที่แล้ว +14850

    Yoda totally saw the “made in China” logo on her lightsabers and threw them back

    • @ethant1372
      @ethant1372 5 ปีที่แล้ว +171

      Lmao

    • @rodrigroudon1872
      @rodrigroudon1872 4 ปีที่แล้ว +67

      A jar of pickles lol

    • @dragonking4851
      @dragonking4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +306

      Real, these are not

    • @joshlight6892
      @joshlight6892 4 ปีที่แล้ว +510

      Make cheap lightsabers, China does. Keep your junk, you can.

    • @orangeapple2150
      @orangeapple2150 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      This comment didn't aged that good

  • @chainsawlizard9528
    @chainsawlizard9528 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3127

    "a pity i couldnt be there, my former master."
    what, so he could kick your ass too dooku?

    • @Delta-mo6hn
      @Delta-mo6hn 5 ปีที่แล้ว +281

      I was thinking the same thing. dooku could help ventress take on yoda, but yoda is just too powerful

    • @williamgarcia4102
      @williamgarcia4102 5 ปีที่แล้ว +146

      Dooku was afraid of yoda I don’t understand why they made him say that in this series

    • @dwarfie24
      @dwarfie24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +234

      @@williamgarcia4102 because he had no better line, it was a failed attempt

    • @kenpoarniceguy1
      @kenpoarniceguy1 5 ปีที่แล้ว +235

      @@Delta-mo6hn It would be like Ventress and Savage vs Dooku. With Yoda constantly force pushing Asajj into the wall everytime she tries to engage him.

    • @shaheedsimon24
      @shaheedsimon24 5 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      😂😂😂

  • @Shikaschima
    @Shikaschima 3 ปีที่แล้ว +102

    I still enjoy the way of mutual respect Dooku and Yoda show each other here. It's a very short and simple moment.

    • @et9120
      @et9120 2 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      They have a long history together, and Yoda is very ashamed and saddened to have lost his Padawan Dooku.

    • @radioactiveassassin5218
      @radioactiveassassin5218 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yoda is just chill. From Dooku it's just restraint from getting in his ship and flying all the way there to fight him. You can see it and even slightly hear it in his voice that he really wants to kill him with force lightning and then cut his corpse into tiny pieces but can't because he would get his ass handed to him on a silver platter in a moment he would move if he was there.

  • @user-tv9ri2yf9f
    @user-tv9ri2yf9f 5 ปีที่แล้ว +1786

    Obi wan:FINALLY A WORTHY OPPONENT,OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING WILL BE LEGENDARY
    YODA:OUR BATTLE OF TROLLING ,LEGENDARY IT WILL BE

    • @willpeur8360
      @willpeur8360 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      Well actually obi wan always defeats ventress but it takes longer than this

    • @ghoststiiizy
      @ghoststiiizy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Mace Windu No WaY yOu PlAy PuBg MoBiLe OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @See_ya_chump
      @See_ya_chump 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Yoda: much to learn, you still have obi wan

    • @Shearper2
      @Shearper2 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      they'll set a time and place and neither will show up, instead they'll laugh at how the other showed up to the location while they are relaxing in a nice hot spring.

    • @rikk319
      @rikk319 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      No surprise they were the last two Republic-era Jedi. Both also avoided death by the Sith as a last troll, too.

  • @NYG1991
    @NYG1991 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2392

    Ventress: ”I do not fear you, Jedi.”
    *runs back to her ship & flies away after Yoda gives her back her two lightsabers*

    • @BaconNuke
      @BaconNuke 3 ปีที่แล้ว +58

      Well he casually disarmed her, like I bet she could feel the tug when he disarmed her.. and she realized he did that without much effort.. she ain't that stupid to try anything against him except escape

    • @NYG1991
      @NYG1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@BaconNuke, well, she’s not that stupid. Plus he could beat her with one arm tied behind his back. Only one other Master has come close to beating Yoda but I forget who it was.

    • @epicshiftchara6032
      @epicshiftchara6032 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@NYG1991 wasnt it Mace Windu Who Can More or less Take Yodas extremly agrassive form of lightsaber combat? i belive form 5 where you use the force to make your body more agile higher jumps etc

    • @NYG1991
      @NYG1991 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@epicshiftchara6032, I can’t remember who it was, to be honest. Only one Master has come close to beating him.

    • @ferociousrazordino3581
      @ferociousrazordino3581 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@NYG1991 are you talking about jedis in general across all time periods or specific to yodas age or prequel era.
      If its specific to prequel era you are probably talking about plo koon who beat yoda in a lightsaber duel.
      If its jedi in general there have been many jedi to rival or even be better than yoda atleast in legends. We dont know in canon yet. Some were revan, luke Skywalker etc.

  • @52flyingbicycles
    @52flyingbicycles 3 ปีที่แล้ว +498

    Yoda is like the ONLY Jedi who follows the rule “a Jedi uses a force for knowledge and defense, NEVER attack” at least he follows it the most consistently

    • @jimmyandersson9938
      @jimmyandersson9938 2 ปีที่แล้ว +51

      Yeah, guess its easier to follow when you are at the temple 99% of the time while the other Jedis are out on the field

    • @zeno4538
      @zeno4538 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      He used a force push attack on sidious when they were just talking. So maybe its more complicated then that

    • @52flyingbicycles
      @52flyingbicycles 2 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@zeno4538 when he uses the force to attack during the Palpatine duel, that’s when he loses.

    • @Comand94
      @Comand94 2 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      I think he threw his lightsaber at a clone and impaled him with it (after Order 66). Not sure if that wasn't a deleted scene.

    • @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860
      @juliofranciscogomezstoppel1860 2 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      he was so obscenely superior to every opponent he had, that he coulded play the pure defense card simply because he outclassed anyone attacking him. It's not that he didn't attack (he did with dooku and sidious), but he never needed to. He was so above everyone else, that he coulded defend as easily as breathing.

  • @Soccercrazyigboman
    @Soccercrazyigboman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +614

    Like how the ended it with Yodas theme. This show was awesome

  • @Soul.Resonant
    @Soul.Resonant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3535

    Yoda: *Steals lightsabers and inspects them*
    Like shit, it smells

  • @sniclops15
    @sniclops15 3 ปีที่แล้ว +129

    "Dollar tree, these are. Have them back, you shall."

  • @rexlevitak1
    @rexlevitak1 3 ปีที่แล้ว +281

    Very impressive how Asaji went from someone that Yoda toys with to someone Sidiuous actually sees as a potential threat in just a few years

    • @Unchainedful
      @Unchainedful 7 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Sidious NEVER feared or considered Ventress a threat. She was merely a pawn piece in a game much bigger than her whole existence.

  • @louissosin1364
    @louissosin1364 3 ปีที่แล้ว +720

    The fact that Yoda didn't even swing his light saber once and used simple force against Ventress to grab both of her swords just tells people that he wasn't even trying. Yoda is a true Jedi Master.

    • @johncunningham4820
      @johncunningham4820 2 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Yes . He was the GRAND MASTER . Official Title .

    • @yegmeshjwp
      @yegmeshjwp 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Honestly, thinking about it, his showboating allowed a dangerous killer loose.

    • @tomfoolery5680
      @tomfoolery5680 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      I didn't see any swords there. ;)

    • @mememanfresh
      @mememanfresh 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@yegmeshjwp usual jedi nonsense

    • @CesarACastillo
      @CesarACastillo 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He actually wouldn't have at all in the first place. Alot of people seem to think Yoda is just trolling an apprentice by not drawing his lightsaber. However a master swordsman never draws his sword against an unworthy opponent. By drawing your sword you're showing your opponent that they are worthy of your skill. This is why many Samurai learn the martial arts as well. So they disarm unworthy opponents without needing to draw their blade. They may draw it partly but only to jab their opponent in the gut with the hilt. They never fully draw their sword against an unworthy opponent. The best example of this is Zuko in Avatar the Last Airbender. In Zuko Alone he fights lowly Earth Kingdom soldiers not worth his time with pure hand to hand combat. It was only when Gow stepped into battle did he draw his dual swords because he knew that being an Earth Kingdom officer Gow would be a tough opponent.

  • @hogfry
    @hogfry 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1143

    This is yoda at his best. The prequels played up his seriousness and wisdom but Yoda is at his best as a character when he's being just a little bit cheeky.
    Also what a power move to disarm her and then hand the lightsabers back. If she hadn't detonated that cliff Yoda would have t-posed on Ventress next.

    • @matthewskullblood9778
      @matthewskullblood9778 3 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      nah he probably would have talked her to death

    • @mockemperor953
      @mockemperor953 3 ปีที่แล้ว +56

      In my opinion his way of humiliating his opponents is a very good way of teaching people
      If you cush there ego they will try and redeem themselves practicing to become better at what they were humiliated in

    • @The_Void_Staring_Back
      @The_Void_Staring_Back 3 ปีที่แล้ว +32

      He definitely had some good one liners in the prequels too… asking Sidious “if so strong you are… why run?” Or hitting Dooku with the “much to learn you still have”

    • @topaznnani4003
      @topaznnani4003 2 ปีที่แล้ว +25

      Ahsoka did say he got more sad/serious/somber as the war dragged on. This is probably still very early.

    • @halwasserman7905
      @halwasserman7905 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Surprised when he stopped the rocks from falling on him he didn't throw them at her ship. But maybe that's not his style.

  • @Raul_Menendez
    @Raul_Menendez 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4092

    Yoda: A fine addition to my collect- On second thought, these collections not fine. Made in China it was.

    • @bamboozledpotat
      @bamboozledpotat 3 ปีที่แล้ว +190

      Want them anymore I do not

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +118

      Your arrogance blinds you, Master Yoda. Now, you will experience the FULL POWER of China!

    • @annoying_HK_guy
      @annoying_HK_guy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

      @@kamentrainerhorn2073 Not if anything to say about it,I HAVE!
      (Often a new pair of Lightsaber)

    • @rubylucylefty
      @rubylucylefty 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      This is gold

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@annoying_HK_guy
      (Flips toward the door)

  • @vesselinkrastev
    @vesselinkrastev 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2027

    They brought back that goofy playfulness about Yoda from Empire which was completely lost in the prequels. I really like that.

    • @sambridgers9543
      @sambridgers9543 4 ปีที่แล้ว +320

      No, there was still some goofiness in Prequel!Yoda, given his interactions with the Younglings in AOTC. "Lost a planet, Master Obi-Wan has. How embarrassing. How embarrassing."

    • @generalgrievous5483
      @generalgrievous5483 3 ปีที่แล้ว +41

      Yoda's perfect I'm the dark rendezvous novel, has a bit of goofiness , some seriousness and deep conversations with dooku himself

    • @J4sse
      @J4sse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +20

      @@sambridgers9543 It was for 95% of the prequels gone. That doesn't make up for it

    • @AdeptKing
      @AdeptKing 3 ปีที่แล้ว +77

      He was in charge of the Jedi Order at the time. I think being a little serious is expected.

    • @chrisbrowy929
      @chrisbrowy929 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@AdeptKing missing the point here, part of Yoda’s whole thing is that you don’t expect him to be a Jedi master by the way he acts! Looks can be deceiving. You’re missing the whole point of what makes him such a compelling character by getting bogged down in useless explanations.

  • @conmanay4563
    @conmanay4563 2 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Ventress’s face when Yoda tossed the lightsabers back was priceless!
    Also I love how Yoda had assumed nothing changed and was still ready to negotiate with King Katuko about wanting a base on Toydaria

  • @levifromthehood
    @levifromthehood 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2193

    Ventress: I don't fear you Jedi!
    Yoda: Shut the fuck up you will. Business I have.
    Classic.

    • @Headhuncho3k
      @Headhuncho3k 7 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Levente Molnár LOL

    • @cameronmarshall6723
      @cameronmarshall6723 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Levente Molnár lol

    • @john12892
      @john12892 7 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      He should have said "You will be, you will be."

    • @anakinvader9120
      @anakinvader9120 7 ปีที่แล้ว

      Lmao

    • @ConjointVR
      @ConjointVR 7 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      *up the shut fuck, you will

  • @erasedcitizenx
    @erasedcitizenx 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1836

    Ventress: "I dont fear you, Jedi"
    Also Ventress: 1:37

    • @notnero5280
      @notnero5280 3 ปีที่แล้ว +131

      It was a tactical retreat.

    • @InfinitelyConcise
      @InfinitelyConcise 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      *Aight Imma head out*

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +65

      To be fair, insisting on fighting would have been a VERY dumb idea.

    • @Imme121K
      @Imme121K 3 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️🏃‍♀️

    • @theelfl1783
      @theelfl1783 3 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      Straight dipped 😂😂

  • @lordofoshu8017
    @lordofoshu8017 3 ปีที่แล้ว +894

    You can tell she was taught by Dooku, she used nearly the same BS trick that he did to get away from him in Star Wars Episode 2.
    Yoda: Same Bullshit, the dark side always teach. Fall for it every time, I do.

    • @DashingSteel
      @DashingSteel 3 ปีที่แล้ว +72

      "Do them dirty in front of they squad"
      - Count Dooky

    • @enderduck4253
      @enderduck4253 2 ปีที่แล้ว +27

      I mean, he was kinda forced to fall for it. If he didn't stop the boulders, everyone there would die in the avalanche.

    • @dr_mohdabuhasan
      @dr_mohdabuhasan 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @kennethsatria6607
    @kennethsatria6607 8 ปีที่แล้ว +506

    My first episode, immediately became my favorite series after this...

    • @TriggeringOpinionsandFacts
      @TriggeringOpinionsandFacts 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Kenneth Satria same

    • @teamtundra2619
      @teamtundra2619 6 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Kenneth Satria a shame they replaced it the “empire’s a joke” cartoon

    • @belaohenrique
      @belaohenrique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      same, very lucky to see this one as a debut on this show.
      the whole adventure of yoda with the 3 clones is remarkable.
      flawless episode.

    • @punctuationman334
      @punctuationman334 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Team Tundra 2 this show made the CIS a joke to, isn’t any different from what rebels did with the empire.

    • @kennethsatria6607
      @kennethsatria6607 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@punctuationman334 Nah man there were many Jedi casualties by droid and by sith forces like Greivous and Maul, that maintained a sense of a constant power struggle.
      Compared to how The Empire supposedly has already won the war and rules the galaxy and yet the rebels (in the rebels series) hardly ever suffered losses despite having even less Jedi and more of regular soldiers often outnumbered and outgunned.
      That's the difference. And its why I will always love the Clone Wars era.
      Though I feel Rogue One almost reaches the same high stakes, despite the occasional annoying sequel era shenanigans in the way it was written.

  • @Ghostone11
    @Ghostone11 4 ปีที่แล้ว +865

    you know how strong you have to be in the force to rip two lightsabers from Ventress's hands and turn them off. Yoda was on another level

    • @tylerm7300
      @tylerm7300 3 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      She's an idiot. He was dookus master and he's on par with sidious.

    • @trayethell3681
      @trayethell3681 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      @@aj897 dooku was nowhere near sidious mate

    • @patrickshelley09
      @patrickshelley09 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      @@trayethell3681 A J was talking about Yoda.....

    • @gabrielcastejon7914
      @gabrielcastejon7914 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@aj897 What do you mean? What can't Sidious do, apart from becoming a force ghost?

    • @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632
      @gipsydangeramericasmonster9632 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      @@gabrielcastejon7914 get laid. There’s no way in hell he made rey, cause nobody want uncle bad touch.

  • @AndrewAce.
    @AndrewAce. 3 ปีที่แล้ว +287

    *Yoda vs Ventress:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_
    *Yoda vs Dooku:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_
    *Yoda vs Sideous:* _"If so powerful you are, why run?"_

    • @Neltharak
      @Neltharak 3 ปีที่แล้ว +57

      Why are you running ?

    • @danielsharp2012
      @danielsharp2012 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

      Gotta remember the guy was 900 when he fought palpertine

    • @waveburner1254
      @waveburner1254 2 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@Neltharak I was about to say that.

    • @bluefin844
      @bluefin844 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@danielsharp2012Godamn palprotein

    • @EssexAggiegrad2011
      @EssexAggiegrad2011 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      @@Neltharak "Running, why are you?"

  • @SirDurok97
    @SirDurok97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2043

    Ventress is no match for Yoda, he can defeat her even with his hands bounded.

    • @Michaentus
      @Michaentus 8 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      match*

    • @SirDurok97
      @SirDurok97 8 ปีที่แล้ว +73

      *****
      Of course, Yoda was the most powerfull jedi.

    • @RomeTWguy
      @RomeTWguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      palpatine defeated yoda

    • @mihaimercenarul7467
      @mihaimercenarul7467 8 ปีที่แล้ว +126

      not really, Palpatine just ran away like any other sith coward .

    • @RomeTWguy
      @RomeTWguy 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

      Mihai Mercenarul it was yoda who ran away after he realized sidious was too strong

  • @naterk9460
    @naterk9460 3 ปีที่แล้ว +485

    *Spoilers*
    "Your Majesty, fail you, we will not."
    "Okay, well, that's good. Because if a Dathomirian on steroids were to suddenly show up, I'm just glad you guys would save me and -"
    "Just a minute, you must wait. Agree to that type of scenario, I did not."

    • @XescoPicas
      @XescoPicas 3 ปีที่แล้ว +53

      My favourite part is that the dude was ready to take on Savage himself. Gotta respect that.
      Not capable, certainly, but ready nonetheless.

    • @KokoroKatsura
      @KokoroKatsura 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      a n i m e
      n
      i
      m
      e

    • @justincummings8557
      @justincummings8557 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@KokoroKatsura wdym

    • @НатальяЖданова-л2р
      @НатальяЖданова-л2р 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      Well, Anakin and Obi-Wan tried their best.

  • @jamesplunkett8912
    @jamesplunkett8912 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

    This is why Yoda has my deepest respect. He's one tough cookie.

  • @marcusesquivel3122
    @marcusesquivel3122 3 ปีที่แล้ว +368

    "Garbage lightsabers, these are"
    *Tosses them back*

    • @MrSidney9
      @MrSidney9 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lol

    • @LeumazDnazor
      @LeumazDnazor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Bought these lightsabers from wish, you have"

    • @BethJehovah
      @BethJehovah 9 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Versace lightsabers these are not.

  • @trier4952
    @trier4952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +432

    Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi"
    Yoda: "Bitch, I'll whoop your ass from here to the other side of the Galaxy! You can't fuck with this!"

    • @gunnerr8476
      @gunnerr8476 8 ปีที่แล้ว +38

      Nope Yoda wont talk like that because his english is like backwards,he talk like this:
      "To whoop your ass I will,other side of the galaxy from here,fuck with this,you can't."

    • @trier4952
      @trier4952 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Joetuss check the urban dictionary for the term

    • @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ
      @ZZMonkeysUncleZZ 7 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      +trier4952 Naw, that'd be Mace talking that way.

    • @prankster3674
      @prankster3674 7 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ventress: "I'm not afraid of you, Jedi"
      Yoda: "You will be, you will be."

  • @Cnw8701
    @Cnw8701 3 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    13 years later, this episode is still awesome.

  • @user-vr5zk9ox8d
    @user-vr5zk9ox8d 3 ปีที่แล้ว +208

    Yoda was like: “a fine addition to my collection, these are not”

  • @NightwolfRainbow6Siege
    @NightwolfRainbow6Siege 3 ปีที่แล้ว +155

    I like that Yoda and dooku still have respect for each other

    • @girlgarde
      @girlgarde 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      And I imagine that both of them regret having to fight against each other. Yoda obviously feels that way while Dooku despite his crimes and being a Sith Lord still had some of his old self in him right up until his death in ROTS.

    • @wulynne
      @wulynne 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      My fallen apprentice is respect? Where do you live? It's the utmost beautiful sarcasm. How lovely it is that anyone would think of it as respect.

    • @miketrujillo3677
      @miketrujillo3677 2 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@wulynne youre very weird and sketchy lmao

  • @sergiomendoza4850
    @sergiomendoza4850 3 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    I love how yoda quite literally solves this problem with one hand lol. Little force here to stop ventress from killing her target. And then some more force to prevent himself and the others from being crushed. And just moves on with his day lol.

  • @belaohenrique
    @belaohenrique 5 ปีที่แล้ว +620

    Ventress was kicking ass through the whole show...
    then Yoda walks in...

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 4 ปีที่แล้ว +88

      This is the ending of first episode...

    • @Soul.Resonant
      @Soul.Resonant 3 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      @@gl7029 LMAO

    • @Not_Alan_Wake
      @Not_Alan_Wake 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      @@gl7029 maybe he is talking about that movie

    • @gl7029
      @gl7029 3 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      @@Not_Alan_Wake the beginning of the movie happens later in the season.

    • @mattrb8101
      @mattrb8101 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@gl7029 no? The movie is literally meeting ashoka for the first time.so thats before the show

  • @Might_G
    @Might_G 3 ปีที่แล้ว +324

    *the fact yoda still introduces himself while force holding ventress*
    [Edit] 0:56 for the timestamp and slight eye look he gives her lol

  • @kylehilfiker917
    @kylehilfiker917 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    Love the detail of Yoda giving the sabers back to Ventress. Just casually giving them back because he has shown her "Hmm. These are toys to me. I suggest you run"

  • @boards80
    @boards80 6 ปีที่แล้ว +61

    I love how the king doesnt event bother to try and move away once he sees Yoda. He knows a boss when he sees one.

  • @gutsmanjohn6443
    @gutsmanjohn6443 8 ปีที่แล้ว +2243

    It's a shame that the clone wars series ended 😔😔

    • @skylemac3152
      @skylemac3152 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      ikr

    • @rocistone7507
      @rocistone7507 8 ปีที่แล้ว

      The only same in it was that it was spiked by a bunch of pinheads who had a bad case of NIH.

    • @kieranb7747
      @kieranb7747 8 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Gutsmanjohn it wasn't going anywhere

    • @classycrusader1418
      @classycrusader1418 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

      Gutsmanjohn This was Cartoon Networks fault they wouldnt sell star wars the clone wars to disney.

    • @deanshannon3951
      @deanshannon3951 8 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      Kieran Buchanan because it was already where it needed to go

  • @Ben_Kimber
    @Ben_Kimber 3 ปีที่แล้ว +25

    I’m looking at those wings, and all I can think of is “According to all known laws of aviation...”

    • @brendofire2084
      @brendofire2084 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      “There is no way a bee should be able to fly.”

  • @adzz4707
    @adzz4707 4 ปีที่แล้ว +403

    I love how the jedis job is so take down the sith and yoda just doesn’t even take her seriously 😂😂

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +70

      She's not a Sith, and Yoda knows it. Boy does it sting, though.

    • @mowermen1762
      @mowermen1762 3 ปีที่แล้ว +29

      @@SkippertheBart by most people’s definition she would be a sith
      But yes she was not technically a sith...

    • @SkippertheBart
      @SkippertheBart 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      @@mowermen1762
      Ah yes. But Yoda is not most people.

    • @kilakino9744
      @kilakino9744 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SkippertheBart p

    • @villekuronen6242
      @villekuronen6242 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@mowermen1762 at that point Ventress was sith assassin at best just like Maul in phantom menace

  • @coolrank12
    @coolrank12 3 ปีที่แล้ว +558

    "In the end, cowards are those who follow the Dark Side!" Truer words have never been spoken by none other than Yoda himself

    • @timothycambron
      @timothycambron 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

      “It takes strength to resist the Dark side, only the weak embrace it”

    • @eavyeavy2864
      @eavyeavy2864 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Bitch, good side is facist

    • @SukatoKjolen
      @SukatoKjolen 3 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      @@eavyeavy2864 "Good side is facist". My word, how many mental hoops did you have to jump through to conjure up such a saying.

    • @TheNerdForAllSeasons
      @TheNerdForAllSeasons 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@SukatoKjolen It's what childish anarchist wannabes say to cover the fact that if they ever got Force like abilities, they would act like complete scum.

    • @hellmouthoftheuniverse
      @hellmouthoftheuniverse 3 ปีที่แล้ว +21

      Good and evil are childish words, there is only power and those who dare to wield it.

  • @undeadmarksman5246
    @undeadmarksman5246 3 ปีที่แล้ว +78

    Yoda: “Fail you we will not”
    Anakin: “and I took the personally”

    • @redkoalacommenter6815
      @redkoalacommenter6815 2 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well Yoda does fail to prevent Savage from killing him. He kind of jinxed it.

  • @HighLordBlazeReborn
    @HighLordBlazeReborn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +895

    "I don't fear you, Jedi"
    Lmao this is the dude Sidious didn't really feel like fighting and the one who didn't give a single shit when confronted by Darth Bane. You're going to kick his ass? K.

    • @georgbergsten6050
      @georgbergsten6050 4 ปีที่แล้ว +78

      He even overpowered sidious

    • @adityabhalekar3506
      @adityabhalekar3506 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

      @@georgbergsten6050 no he did not

    • @joshybay2911
      @joshybay2911 4 ปีที่แล้ว +75

      @@adityabhalekar3506 in skills with a lightsaber Sidious did not want it. It's sad how weak the jedi order was. Sidious was more powerful than like 99% of the Jedi during that time era.

    • @jorionrange8336
      @jorionrange8336 4 ปีที่แล้ว +28

      @@georgbergsten6050 Yeah no! Sidious had that fight both with a lightsaber and ESPECIALLY with the force.
      The issue was, he was trying to get to Anakin as soon as possible and going toe to toe with Yoda would have resulted in unnecessary strain and injuries.
      If Yoda thought he could have won, he would have happily given his life to end the sith in that moment. He knew he wasnt powerful enough and so went into hiding knowing that he would one day train someone that was.

    • @toastedjawa3620
      @toastedjawa3620 4 ปีที่แล้ว +68

      @@jorionrange8336 it's not that Yoda as an individual was more powerful than Sidious, it's stated in one of the books that Sidious won because the Sith had spent over a thousand years gearing themselves towards the defeat of the Jedi, whereas the Jedi themselves were practically ignoring the possibility that Sith still existed. In the end, Sidious had prepared his whole life (more or less) for that moment and Yoda had not.

  • @49swapnilbarve61
    @49swapnilbarve61 4 ปีที่แล้ว +93

    The greatest insult was when yoda gave vetress her light saber back

  • @stevzor
    @stevzor 3 ปีที่แล้ว +24

    The clone wars, such a great story and I absolutely love how well the characters are done in this, stunning story & character development.

  • @maxkogan3785
    @maxkogan3785 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Yoda was so freaking confident that he gave her back her lightsabers. That for me was one of the most badass things I've ever seen in Star Wars.

  • @darthultor6365
    @darthultor6365 8 ปีที่แล้ว +310

    one bad ass yoda is

  • @harryg4634
    @harryg4634 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    1:15 Legend has it, Grievous is still looking to learn this skill today

  • @soulofmiami
    @soulofmiami 3 ปีที่แล้ว +38

    One of the funniest scenes in the whole series. Also shows just how powerful Yoda really is. We really need a Yoda show

    • @heavenly.snd101
      @heavenly.snd101 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      nah we see him in almost every star wars movie, because we dont see him as much is what makes him a good character too see

  • @oluftheexplorer9476
    @oluftheexplorer9476 5 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    I do love how casual Yoda is about disarming her. xD

  • @jeremydavidspeaks
    @jeremydavidspeaks 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    I guess you could say he was toydarying with her…
    Thank you I’ll be here all week.

    • @Rikard_Nilsson
      @Rikard_Nilsson 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      boo, get off the stage!

    • @otamatoneperson7733
      @otamatoneperson7733 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      it’s already to late to preventress the puns, though!

  • @cameronpugh3586
    @cameronpugh3586 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    “Strong you are with the dark side...but not that strong” LMAO this is basically Yoda telling her he will fuck her shit up

    • @jessikapiche6097
      @jessikapiche6097 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

      indeed ''surrender... you should.'' kind of confirm that. ;)

  • @DoubleVisionandco
    @DoubleVisionandco 8 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Yoda made her realize when your a young pee on sith you don't screw with a Grand Master.

  • @aldolopez7402
    @aldolopez7402 2 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I love the sound design when Ventress swings her lightsabers at the king, and they’re brought to a dead halt by Yoda.
    In attack of the clones and revenge of the sith, we saw Yoda foregoing his cane when he knew the situation was dire (duels with Dooku and Palpatine). Not doing so here just shows he feels not at all threatened by Ventress, shown to us by his next actions of easily disarming her through the Force (which we very rarely see in Star Wars), RETURNING her sabers to prove a point, and then offering to accept her surrender.
    Another comment below made a good point that Yoda really is best portrayed as the wise old teacher who’s understanding of the Force is so deep, he doesn’t need to use a lightsaber for “aggressive negotiations” (similar to the concept behind the character design of the Emperor in episode VI). I love those duels with Dooku and Palpatine, but I may just love this moment more.

  • @LovelyLies16
    @LovelyLies16 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    I'll never get over how both Darth Sidious, Dooku AND Ventress just RAN from Yoda because they knew they were outmatched by him. One reason why Yoda is probably my favorite character in Star Wars.

  • @Philadoxical
    @Philadoxical 8 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the fact even Yoda gets down with a little trash talking.

    • @Ytremz
      @Ytremz 5 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      See I don't think he was trash talking her there. I think he was actually speaking of her connection to the dark side itself - strong, but not enough for her to be totally consumed by it, evidenced by the power that comes with this.

  • @somethingdifferent530
    @somethingdifferent530 8 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Love how the king barely flinched when nearly decapitated. Balls of steel

    • @riokollivier
      @riokollivier 7 หลายเดือนก่อน

      Impressive that he can fly at all.

  • @missukatten1052
    @missukatten1052 7 ปีที่แล้ว +44

    "Fail you we will not"
    Gets F***** by savage...

  • @sameerthakur720
    @sameerthakur720 3 ปีที่แล้ว +18

    The normal sabre has a piece of the blade broken off.
    And the king was perfectly okay with death at the hands of the Ventress. He didn't know Yoda would save him. That's impressive bravery.

    • @blobfish6445
      @blobfish6445 2 ปีที่แล้ว +5

      I think the broken piece on the sabre is part of the design

  • @Lebaroninthisplace
    @Lebaroninthisplace 3 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Yoda: First I'm going to use the force to hold you, push you away, take your weapons, insult you, and then give them back to you, all in front of your teacher. Boss Jedi!!

  • @77mpickett
    @77mpickett 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    How badass is Yoda. He has time for pleasantries as he holds back a powerful Smith trying their hardest to move their sabers a few more inches to kill that toydarian

  • @BrendenTait8858
    @BrendenTait8858 3 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    Yoda really showed how you have a character brag about his strength without seeming cocky he litteraly just went "Oh yeah you're good... Not god enough to beat me however"

  • @kohakkanuva3224
    @kohakkanuva3224 2 ปีที่แล้ว +6

    Absolute chad. Lightsabers inches away and yet he is calm and collected.

  • @randomidk8781
    @randomidk8781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

    Count Dooku didn't train Ventress only on lightsaber combat and force powers. He also trained her on how to escape from Yoda. *Throw something heavy at him and then get outta the planet!*

  • @mcgameing1
    @mcgameing1 8 ปีที่แล้ว +43

    just goes to show how powerful yoda was

  • @wiremuwiniata1216
    @wiremuwiniata1216 3 ปีที่แล้ว +40

    Ventless to Doku: Master, what if the Jedi Yoda shows up?
    Doku: Do what I did...throw objects for him to force lift and then get the f**k outta there.

  • @I_AM_BAYTOR
    @I_AM_BAYTOR 8 ปีที่แล้ว +62

    Gotta love Yoda's shit eating grin.

  • @salamandastron90
    @salamandastron90 8 ปีที่แล้ว +113

    1:00 Mannequin challenge, Asajj does. On fleek, her eyebrows are.

    • @Noah-zn6oz
      @Noah-zn6oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Lmfao this is hilarious
      #quarantine look

  • @TWELVE-TAILS
    @TWELVE-TAILS 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Not to mention how Dooku is watching this scene the whole time, adding to how embarrassed Ventress must've been

    • @joshlight6892
      @joshlight6892 2 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I don't think Dooku gave her to hard a time for getting humiliated by Yoda, since Dooku himself couldn't beat him. Even Sidious barely beat him. And that could have almost been called a draw.

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 9 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      ​@@joshlight6892 in a better arena
      Yoda would have been able to tbh
      But that room put him at a disadvantage for several reasons

    • @crimsoncrusader4829
      @crimsoncrusader4829 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@omega13whitelucario95 palpatine was also playing defensive the entire time, making it harder for yoda.

    • @omega13whitelucario95
      @omega13whitelucario95 6 หลายเดือนก่อน

      @crimsoncrusader4829 this is also true
      Yoda had to come to him which was the issue is a place where Palpatine had a lot of things to throw at Yoda

    • @alexiserlexcc
      @alexiserlexcc 6 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@omega13whitelucario95and force lightning

  • @pieluver241
    @pieluver241 8 ปีที่แล้ว +69

    Is it just me or does it seem odd that when she pulls out the trigger at 1:28, the trained clone troopers didn't blast her in the skull? Seems like a typical thing to do here when a very hostile enemy pulls out a potential bomb trigger...

    • @araccooninthedistance6817
      @araccooninthedistance6817 6 ปีที่แล้ว +14

      pieluver241 plot armor

    • @reduande
      @reduande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      If the scene was shot realistically, there would be whining from some not understanding... So they made obvious Ventress blow up the rock to escape.

    • @chongwillson972
      @chongwillson972 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@araccooninthedistance6817
      to be fair yoda did arrive just in time

    • @uhtred7860
      @uhtred7860 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@reduande So lucky someone put explosives in that rock. Just in case the King turned down Dooku. And just in case Yoda turned up and stopped Ventress from killing the King in case he turned down Dooku. And lucky all the other "just in cases" went down near that exact rock. Luck, or just thorough planning.
      Or shitty script writing. :-)))

    • @reduande
      @reduande 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@uhtred7860 oh than you should stop watching "shitty script writing" and start to watch documentaries. Because entertainment industry is full of it and we would not like to spoil your refined tastes.

  • @SilverZenCompass
    @SilverZenCompass 3 ปีที่แล้ว +11

    I absolutely loved this episode, it really does show more of Master Yoda's wisdom and cunning

  • @dreamingflurry2729
    @dreamingflurry2729 3 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    Ventress knows when she is beaten, but that she always prepares a way out shows her resourcefulness (be it hopping onto a Vulture-Droide or blowing up something to cover her retreat!) - it is an admirable quality to think that far ahead.

  • @darthstarkiller1912
    @darthstarkiller1912 5 ปีที่แล้ว +53

    I was so pissed when Savage killed Katunnko later on. He was such a great king.

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว +10

      Savage kinda did him a favor. Katunnko would have regretted joining the Republic, had he lived to see what it turned into.

    • @MrDibara
      @MrDibara 3 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@kamentrainerhorn2073 Katuunko would've been screwed either way, had he lived to stay by the Republic's side, or chosen to side with the CIS.
      In the end, both would've lead to the same dead end: *the Empire.*

    • @kamentrainerhorn2073
      @kamentrainerhorn2073 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@MrDibara
      Ah, yes. The CIS. A collective of innocents led a Sith, a bunch of captains of industry, and the Senate.

  • @andreaschristensen8239
    @andreaschristensen8239 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    1:08 "Strong u are with the dark side young one, but not that strong" Takes light sabers xd

  • @Nephalem2002
    @Nephalem2002 7 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This episode was probably the best introduction to a show anyone could have asked for.

  • @jokerheathledger6968
    @jokerheathledger6968 4 ปีที่แล้ว +14

    I love to see yoda messing with people 😂i wish he was just a little younger . In his prime and kicking ass . I would pay to see yoda just dominating every fight he stepped into . Maybe have his apprentices struggle but he steps in and ends it . Who would love to see that?

  • @vincentkruthof5551
    @vincentkruthof5551 8 ปีที่แล้ว +79

    Hahaha ventress has no Chance!!!

  • @victorconway444
    @victorconway444 3 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Ventress: "I don't fear you, Jedi."
    Dark Yoda: "Hmmm braver than most, you will die then..."

  • @Eldrgard
    @Eldrgard 7 ปีที่แล้ว +198

    "In the end cowards are those who follow the dark side"
    Yes, Yoda. But cowards survive

    • @highlanderc
      @highlanderc 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Legendary Vocalists no she didn't

    • @dragonking4851
      @dragonking4851 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@highlanderc yes she did during the rise of the empire she was killed

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      So no caught the Transfor- *cough* I mean Bayformers reference? Ok.

    • @skar8009
      @skar8009 3 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      In fact, Yoda himself ran away from Palpatine.

    • @Ray-yv7kn
      @Ray-yv7kn 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      @i camouf all on ya Yeah.

  • @jkthedudeman
    @jkthedudeman 8 ปีที่แล้ว +45

    Yoda's such a bad ass

  • @aaron75fy
    @aaron75fy 3 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Ventress: you have one lightsaber, I have two. you cannot win
    Yoda: **yoink** you mean THESE lightsabers?

  • @thefourthchairman4151
    @thefourthchairman4151 3 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    How can someone not love Yoda?
    Tiny, calm and yet very powerful

  • @MrBottlecapBill
    @MrBottlecapBill 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    Yoda was so strong in the force he couldn't even predict a simple trap. No wonder the Jedi were taken out so easily. Plenty of book learning, but not street smarts.

  • @VenomSkywalker.
    @VenomSkywalker. 4 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Yoda casually takes her sabers and gives them back being like “You actually might need these”

  • @jangofett8210
    @jangofett8210 5 ปีที่แล้ว +41

    Seems Count Dooku taught Asajj the only way to win a fight. Create diversion and run like hell.

    • @Noah-zn6oz
      @Noah-zn6oz 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Lmfao

    • @windyjay4627
      @windyjay4627 3 ปีที่แล้ว

      Count Dooku could have taught her so much more. She would have been an extremely powerful foe if he had given her normal training :/. I guess these days Sith no longer teach their apprentices at least half of what they know? Kylo Ren could have been so much more if he had normal Sith training but his masters were like "Nah".