Never in a million years did I ever expect someone to genuinely ask "Would I trust Tow Mater to dick me down?" only the best of the best in the Maya channel.
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear re
Paranoia: the feeling that the world is conspiring against you Pronoia:: the idea that the universe is conspiring for you. Meditate and get your mind right. Then smoke if u feel like 👍
When cotton mouth is sohhh bad you can barely talk, and yet keep passing on QT's, RaceTrac's, Circle K's, and other 24 hr convenience marts, (7-11's out West, Wiki Wiki Marts far out West), etc due to significantly exacerbated social anxiety. Why I no longer light "up." 😂
@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 She doesn't use her alt anymore. She hasn't streamed on it in like 5 months and said she'll never stream on it again. Did you mean the Alveus channel?
@@tmk31 I've seen this account on drama farming videos like Maya reacting to tik toks when she reacts negatively to a tik tok they replace the video with a random Emiru tik tok. drama farmers are losers
And on one of these videos they tried to say the video of her "reacting to emiru" was on her alt (bird girl alt) which we know she hasn't used for 5 months
One of the chats was golden: Maya asks if smashing the Kool Aid man would make her a prostitute because they've sponsored her, and the chatter replies, "nah, he's a sugar daddy." 😂
@@nathanracher2911 prosititute sleeps with lots of guys :) and gets paid for the sex while with a sugar babe you offer a certain lifestyle as payment essentially and get compainionship including but not exclusively sex
That was like 20 times better than that pokemon list people did. So many twists and turns. Most of these are funnier without any elaborating but please explain whisk.
Maya is actually one of the best irl streamers rn. Her content is fun and uniquely hers. And seems to truly have fun and not putting on a show. Much love.
I absolutely lost my shit several times during this video, but I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when a normal fuckin WHISK popped up, and then you clicked SMASH
Nice vod. Dunno if anyone has noticed, but, I'm pretty sure the BGM is something from Pokemon Black and White. I forgot where this plays, but i think its in that one place between Nimbasa City (where the electric gym leader is) and the desert. You get passerby people and they set up shops there and you can get stuff from them. Nice touch. Good memories.
Maya I am begging you please make this website public. I wanna play this exact list with my friends and I feel like many others would like to do so as well it’s really funny lol.
Oh god, as soon as I saw that Hammer the Handy Manny theme song started playing in my head. It's gonna be in my head for like 48 hours now. ..It's just too catchy. Doo doo-doo do-doo handy manny
The way tow mater is treated is way too real. Jesus, I can’t even formulate a response from all the compassion I’m feeling for this fictional character in a made up scenario. F*** that noise, king, you are better than this
Never in a million years did I ever expect someone to genuinely ask "Would I trust Tow Mater to dick me down?" only the best of the best in the Maya channel.
Lol right? I love her.
And Mater could definitely get it
someone said "rusty cock" and now im so disturbed
OH NOOOOOOOO!!! I have two girlfriends, but very few people on YT are happy for my relationship success. They disl*ke all of the videos I make with my 2 girlfriends. Please be kind, dear re
Your gf can like your videos dude
9:53 best part looool
Pros of smoking weed: this video. Cons of smoking weed: also this video.
Paranoia: the feeling that the world is conspiring against you
Pronoia:: the idea that the universe is conspiring for you.
Meditate and get your mind right. Then smoke if u feel like 👍
@@derekstaroba perhaps both can exist simultaneously. In my experience my father is responsible. Garbage people smh
@@phillipshoemakr yep 👍
When cotton mouth is sohhh bad you can barely talk, and yet keep passing on QT's, RaceTrac's, Circle K's, and other 24 hr convenience marts, (7-11's out West, Wiki Wiki Marts far out West), etc due to significantly exacerbated social anxiety.
Why I no longer light "up."
😂
@@derekstaroba
remember: just because you are paranoid, that doesn't mean the shadow-people aren't totally after your cookies.
dude she became such a content machine, the last couple of videos are all absolute bangers
@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 what’s her alt ? The alveus Chanel ?
@@linkinlinkinlinkin654 She doesn't use her alt anymore. She hasn't streamed on it in like 5 months and said she'll never stream on it again. Did you mean the Alveus channel?
@@tmk31 no they clearly mean Alveus Channnnnel idiot 🙄
@@tmk31 I've seen this account on drama farming videos like Maya reacting to tik toks when she reacts negatively to a tik tok they replace the video with a random Emiru tik tok. drama farmers are losers
And on one of these videos they tried to say the video of her "reacting to emiru" was on her alt (bird girl alt) which we know she hasn't used for 5 months
Things I’ve learned from this video.
1. Don’t use the whisks in Mayas kitchen
2. Nice guys finish last
🤣🤣🤣
Nice guys are lucky to finish at all
So don't be a nice guy. Why? Kinda horrible thing to say
peak youtube
@J0llyfn it's not really what I wanna do
This is the best anti-drug PSA I've ever seen. It's also the best pro-drug PSA I've ever seen.
One of the chats was golden: Maya asks if smashing the Kool Aid man would make her a prostitute because they've sponsored her, and the chatter replies, "nah, he's a sugar daddy." 😂
What's the difference?
@@nathanracher2911 prosititute sleeps with lots of guys :) and gets paid for the sex while with a sugar babe you offer a certain lifestyle as payment essentially and get compainionship including but not exclusively sex
@@nathanracher2911there isn't.
Were you, by any chance, that chatter?
the sugar daddy is a sugar daddy but he is still just buying any other whore.
That was like 20 times better than that pokemon list people did. So many twists and turns.
Most of these are funnier without any elaborating but please explain whisk.
no
I would suggest trying it first and reporting back to us, for science of course
@@bakedpotato1238 WeirdChamp
@@mayahiga yes
@@the_honey_rat no but you heard the guy who invented "Gif" died
These company mascots made me realize where the majority of my kinks came from. Classic subliminal messaging.
Makes sense wondered why I had a kink for a top hat and a monocle
HUH
@@mayahiga mr peanut
@@mayahiga mater from cars
Oh bother
Maya has been putting out really good content lately, I would suggest following her on twitch and watching live
I'd suggest this too but im biased (also ty:)
yea
Paid chatter
@@sergiopepe2210 no way 😱
Duuuuud , that was my suggestion first... but okay ....
Calls chat weird after openly admitting to thinking about smashing the gingerbread man with no legs 😂
Kinky af
5:25 I loved how it when from red to blue INSTANTLY
Same lol
but I'm sorry this is how you found out you were color blind...
It's the easiest one by miles, lol.
ive never seen the effects of marijuana in such a pure form before. i absolutely love how perfectly this sums everything up
I can’t believe she passed on Mater for being a nice guy but immediately chose smash on some random ass purple car
Sadge Mater
She clearly skipped on cars 2 because he's not just a nice guy but a secret agent
that purple car saved the world twice over as a kid
Bro do you not know Put Put? Did you have no childhood??
@@theninjamaster67 who tf is put put
@@TheTrojanMaker Brooooo Put Put was dope it's some old school kid games like Freddy Fish ya know?
Insanely good content, well done to all involved, especially the person who made the website, very polished
Maya: "if youre here from the tiny mic videos im genuinely sorry"
Also me: welllll this just got awkward
I felt that too.
Guys, if you ever get invited to Maya's house for dinner, make sure she didn't use the whisk.
I’d like to thank high Maya for the quality content brain
Actually one of the funniest streams i've ever watched.
I know she said she wouldn't be high again but if she ever decides to again, she needs to come up with more content ideas. This was GOLD.
Ok the most surprising thing in this video is. The usage of the join avenue soundtrack from Pokémon bw2. Didn’t realize anyone knew what that was.
good ear
Maya is actually one of the best irl streamers rn. Her content is fun and uniquely hers. And seems to truly have fun and not putting on a show. Much love.
True and she does have uncommon content that nobody else on Twitch does, when it comes to all her conservation and Alveus stuff.
Your analysis of Mr Clean’s aura is incredibly understandable have a nice day
The fact that when maya is high she thinks of teddy grahams got me on the floor I can’t- 😭✊ mad respect
I think I genuinely cry-laughed at this.
"Whisk" definitely made me cry-laugh while rolling around on my bed, so you're definitely not alone
*Aflac duck comes up*
"It's just a duck."
No, it's a duck that has the same voice as Gilbert Gottfried. There's a difference.
*Used* to be voiced by Gilbert until his 2011 (?) tsunami tweets
@@stuartlarkinmadtv Then we have to differentiate the OG Gottfried duck, and the imitation replacement.
smash, pass(respectively).
Loving the Content Warlord arc, keep up the good work Maya!
You can see every thought in Maya's head when the whisk came up
Teddy Grahams to Goldfish to M&Ms to Koolaid. You got the munchies quick 😂
Is it me or is maya really popping off? Like content this year has been fire!
this is one of the funniest maya streams i’ve ever watched made me realise that she’s my favourite streamer
The editor deserves a raise for that peanut gif
She did NOT just pass on my man Michelin Man 😤
The Quaker Oats mascot is actually a pretty young guy, he's just wearing a fancy white wig because he's extra.
you can tell she was high when half the options are food lmao
I've started watching more Maya vids recently. I like.
maya has become such a content farm that even while high shes making content
The whisk made me laugh harder than I should have
Maya was right. This was the funniest stream that I also watched live
the pass on her beloved Mater, immediately followed by a wordless smash on Putt-Putt made me laugh so hard
this whole vid was just me nodding aggressively agreeing with every smash lmaooo
Clicked for the content, stayed for the nostalgia
I absolutely lost my shit several times during this video, but I don't think I've ever laughed as hard as when a normal fuckin WHISK popped up, and then you clicked SMASH
I should've expected Maya to have this insane sense of humor.
Bizarrely, she reminds me a lot of Jerma.
Such fun desktop content lately. Keep it up.
I only have one question, and that's, who where the 3 people who passed on LOLA BUNNY?!?!
Someone who just dosent like Lola ig
I LOVE YOUR VOICE AND VIDEO SO MUCH 😻
Some of these are so out of pocket , its like getting flashbanged then recovring then getting flashbanged again right after
This is what normal people do when they get high, wander around the kitchen just looking at shit.
content mastermind this was hilarious
this is fucking hilarious, good content maya! Smonk more of the weeds
how tf are you gonna pass on tow mater but smash putt putt in the same second
Legitimately the funniest content I've seen in a long time. Wonderful job lately Maya
i love your laugh
funniest shit ive seen in a while ty maya
Mr Peanut, who would had thought!
you come come up with content high that i can watch while being high :)
stoners unite
RIP Takeoff
Based asf
Nice vod.
Dunno if anyone has noticed, but, I'm pretty sure the BGM is something from Pokemon Black and White.
I forgot where this plays, but i think its in that one place between Nimbasa City (where the electric gym leader is) and the desert.
You get passerby people and they set up shops there and you can get stuff from them.
Nice touch. Good memories.
im begging for access to this website, this would be the funniest thing to do with friends
honestly a banger (pun intended) list, was sad when the video ended but happy you did this stream at all lol
Why did I watch this Thanks Maya keep doing what you're doing
This one had me crying laughing! Exactly what I needed today
I never thought anything could top "The Price is Scuffed" by Wubby, but this is absolutely the most unhinged insane thing I've ever seen. Thank you.
I AM IN FUCKING TEARS AT GINGY WITH NO LEGS
The content is class 👏
Watch all the Jack-In-The-Box ads and you would never ever pass on that man. That man is a shredded chad with a hot voice.
maya can u make this website public i need it deserpately so i can force all my friends to play smash or pass with these specific characters
lmao "i gotta relax" during captain Morgan
smoking depletes my depression for the day.
10:27 this unlocked a memory i forgot i had and now i can’t decipher what memories are from here or bob the builder
Lmfao please send this to some other people like QT or Myth, I'd love to see how baffled they'd be by this list
Maya I am begging you please make this website public. I wanna play this exact list with my friends and I feel like many others would like to do so as well it’s really funny lol.
Oh god, as soon as I saw that Hammer the Handy Manny theme song started playing in my head. It's gonna be in my head for like 48 hours now. ..It's just too catchy. Doo doo-doo do-doo handy manny
I really hope Maya doesn't someday get cancelled for this comedy gold
I wanna know how this would have been if the characters were chosen while sober and the answers were given while high 🤔
I would absolutely smash the Grim Reaper because he's the only person that would ever come for me
I died when the picture of the whisk popped up
PLEASE put this online, omg so fun.
TOW MATER IS TOO GOOD FOR YOU MAYA!!!
You brought out a core memory when Elefun popped up on my screen...
I love your videos this is new content
this is COOKED on every level lmao
now this is some quality content, people should get high more often lmao
i always wondered what a kid with an Elefun looked like. 9 years later, i’ve found my answer..
Skizzy mars for the outro? I miss his old music.
Fun vid Maya, I enjoyed it even a year late. Keep it up
She friendzoned my man Tow Mater
At 7:38 had me rolling when scrub daddy came up and some chatter said “Already smashed”
Good vid Danny keep it up
I saw the goldfish, and was like, "okay it can't get much worse" and then there was the whisk...
This one made me happy, thank you
the fact that only THREE people passed on Lola Bunny, the absolutely insanity of some people! who passes on LOLA 🤨
Good call on Mater, probably get a wicked UTI that way
Bro the chatter that said shrek and Fiona passed on being Caucasian 😂😂😂 based shrek
Someone at 7:04 said, "Hasan isn't going to be happy" and it sent me far. The overwhelming amount of people saying cussy doesn't help
She says she would never do pot again, proceeds to do the pot 11:55
The way tow mater is treated is way too real. Jesus, I can’t even formulate a response from all the compassion I’m feeling for this fictional character in a made up scenario. F*** that noise, king, you are better than this
“Bob the builder, will he finish” 💀💀
So uh... I'm here from the tiny mic series.
currently 30 seconds in, and hovered on the timeline to see who is gonna be on this, and all I see is Shrek.