Jim Cornette on Being Sued By Rhaka Khan
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 22 เม.ย. 2023
- From Episode 479 of the Jim Cornette Experience
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Rhaka Khan just created the greatest wrestling stable to ever exist.
Mane you're right 😂😂 Seriously, imagine this stable in Pro Wrestling??
They would be legend. 😂
Home Depot HOME BOIS Michael Jordan and Mick Foley "Twice Mic Drops" doing Hell in a Cell versus Undertaker Mark Calloway and Kane Mayor Jacobs would probably sell out any arena in the United States within seconds
That made me legit lol.
She listed more people than have ever worked in the entire wrestling industry 😂
That's the longest Vince Russo angle ever. Man is a genius.
Bro.
It's a swerve. She really was Linda Miles this entire toime bro
I am very surprised that russo's name is not on that list, unless Jim didn't read off every single name. Hell I wouldn't be surprised if Andre the giants name was on there or even Vince McMahon Senior
Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha
Well, I mean, I've followed Jim Cornette through thick and thin, but I think this is it. I just don't think I can support a kidnapper and who am I to question the honesty of such an esteemed figure as Rhaka Khan, or the validity of such a clearly well thought out, concise and honest lawsuit such as this?
It's obvious that Rhaka has a few rhakas in her head. Because she mentioned Chris Benoit first of all. How can you sue a dead person? And to my knowledge, I don't think he or Rhaka Khan ever crossed paths in any regard. Secondly, this is a weird lawsuit because what would these people have to gain by "conspiring" to kidnap her children? I mean, seriously. Who next is she going to sue?
Here, here!
It is so sad that I have to ask but that was sarcasm right?
Especially concise. Only the almost certainly guilty have been named in this lawsuit
@@BadCasebsolutely not! Chris Benoit, one of the accused, is right to be served with a lawsuit 16 years after his death for conspiring to kidnap in 2022.
Imagine someone delivering a subpoena to Chris Benoit’s gravesite 😂
Just in case anyone was curious, Benoit’s remains were cremated and scattered in an undisclosed location. Reasons should be obvious.
I don't think his gravesite is public for obviously reasons
Chris Benoit: WTF DID I DO!!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm just thinking of the sign someone snuck into a wwe show: *CHRIS BENOIT IS INNOCENT*
@@ICHIBAN-cz8ih cte that caused that tragedy clown.
this makes a great "what does Nikki Bella, Chris Benoit, The Rock, the FBI, Home Depot and Jim Cornette have in common" trivia question
haha
Also Kurt Angle.
They all have nothing to do with her kids 🤣
Rikishi did it for The Rock.
Freemasons
I met her at a function some years ago, and am very insulted by not being named a defendant in her lawsuit. What did I do wrong??
You're not defunct or dead.
You didn't do anything wrong, that's the reason you aren't on the list.
@@Nobody-bp5wh no worries, once PHILANDER has a main event match at MSG or gets buzz like Davis/Garcia did he'll be added to the list quick
Be careful he stopped with too numerous to name them all.
No money
We need some Scott Steiner math to know how much of a chance she has to win this 3 billion suit 😂
About a 33.3 and a half percent chance. 😂
Numbers don't lie. And they spelled disaster for her
@@wavydon1960 But only because Kurt Angle isn't in the mix.
yes please Scotttie where are u when we need u?😒🤔
Wasn't she in that promo?
This lawsuit deserves to be turned into a graphic novel
It's good to see someone finally go after Chris Benoit. After what he did, he got off the hook with that weak excuse of "he's dead"
You're just as crazy as she is with your comment 🙄🙄🙄
😂
Got dammit I spit out soda for this comment😂😂😂 well played my guy
Yeah sure, we might as well also dig up his corpse, put him on trial, throw him in jail, and let him serve his sentence right ?
@@criminalmindsgirl2936 sarcasm… 😂
Steven P New has to be laughing his ass off at this.
i'd love to see a video from him talking about this, but i don't think he'll be able to keep a straight face.
He may not even charge just because of the entertainment value.
Can Jr please be the commentator for that trial.
By GAWD IT'S STEVEN P NEW, STEVEN P NEW IS STOMPING A MUDHOLE IN THIS COURT CASE
@@SuperGainsBrosYT STOP THE DAMN CASE!!
@@jackkenefick2696hahahaha
For Benoit's testimony they'll need a ouija board
the mastermind behind the whole thing !!!! mind you the miz and maryse aren't without suspicion 😂
This is the sort of trial I would actually watch live if available. This is a huge star-studded event that could get some serious ratings.
Main event of Wrestlemania 40
"I eliminated stress by eliminating people that I don't enjoy working with." - Jim Cornette
Oh how I wish I could uphold such standards
That's a BAR!!!
This lawsuit would be a perfect movie script. Jim Cornette, the ghost of Chris Benoit, multiple states and their police departments, Home Depot, Bank of America, Mick Foley, The Rock, Michael Jordan and others conspired to kidnap a random woman and her child.
Also the 1985 Denver Broncos
DO IT!!! I WILL PAY TOP DOLLARS FI THAT!!! 😂😂😂😂
@@samgonzalez1687 Also The Spice Girls
Space Jam 2
The number of brain injuries required to put this list together is amazing.
“Brie wasn’t a part of this, she wouldn’t come to the meetings..” cracked me up
Me too
When Heath Slater/Miller was saying he's got kids, this wasn't what I thought he meant
I really want to see Jim in a courtroom with Michael Jordan, Mick Foley & Billy Corgan.
Fuck that. I wanna see him in the same courtroom as Chris Benoit!
Smashing backboards, smashing tables and smashing pumpkins.
@Johnathan Michaud Change the table to a tennis racket and you got a winner 🤣🤣
@@daleharris3809 seen Cactus smash a lot of rackets? 😂
And the chief legal officer of Home Depot.
Apparently this includes the Rock and the Miz. The only crime that the Miz and the Rock conspired to commit was the main event of Wrestlemania 27.
You win, lol
I mean was that really Miz's fault?🤔😂😂😂💯
ZING
A Heat main event.
Also includes Maryse and Michael Jordan
Chris Benoit & Michael Jordan sent me over the edge 😂😂
The only thing that would have made this better was if Vince McMahon was in there just cause 😂😂
Some how, Vince even escaped this. Proving once again, the man can't be touched. Truly miraculous.
@@osaji922 I'm so mad seeing this it's true 😅😂
@@osaji922 Im surprised Kurt Angle wasnt mentioned considering on August 15, 2009, Biggers once ;obtained a protection from abuse (PFA) order against Angle and had police officers remove him from their house',
As well as her ex-husband, a former independent wrestler, admitting to making several false police reports against her as well as false reports to Child Protective Services. He is currently on probation for beating Khan unconscious in front of their new born baby and Khan's then four year old daughter
"Mark Jindrak. He might get out of that because it calls him a 'talent.'"
He still finds a way to bash someone else in this. Hilarious.
He ain't wrong.
Only person that could unite Jim Cornette and Mark Jindrak against a common enemy.
I was actually a Jindrak fan lmao I made him a singles championship star on svr 06 gm mode lol
@@shinmarcorp7846 Yeah me too.
I remember they had beef but I forgot what it was about
@@KHayes666 From what i recall, something to do with OVW and Johnny Ace.
@@KHayes666 accusing jim of being racist
The fact this even got accepted as a lawsuit is insane.
america
You have to answer the lawsuit, but then if the judge determines it's BS, *then* they dismiss it. But you still have to answer it.
Having been involved in a couple of weird things like this, the judge basically said, "Sure, go ahead. But if you want to do this, I'm not just going to make you pay for wasting everyone's time, I'm going to make you pay for wasting everyone's time before you start wasting everyone's time." So unless Tony Khan bankrolls her this is DOA.
@@WallyHays she better hopes that no makes an example out of her lawsuit and hope the judge doesn't either.
@@ewauksonian the judge allowed it to move forward but me trying to sue my old company for harassment, retaliation, terminating me after I got injured and it got denied this world is crazy
This proves that we need more mental hospitals in the country, and judges need to start throwing more shit out of court. who keeps letting the crazy people have a voice.
Couldn’t Agree More Fella 😂
The rest of the country simply needs to ignore any rulings made by New York and California judges....
Listening to that list including the deceased immediately made me think of "Benedict Arnold, John Wilks Booth, Blackbeard the Pirate, Richard Nison ("But I'm not dead yet!"), and the starting lineup of the 1976 Philadelphia Flyers!"
I think the judge who ok'd this needs to be in the same padded cell
Musta been a slow day in court? 🤷🏻♂️
Maybe he needs a “break trial’
Naw, he's helping her out. Everyone is going to see how insane she is and ultimately will get her into the padded cell or get her some help.
That judge is awesome, and gave us this wonderful rant from Cornette.
Let's talk about the lawyer that took this convoluted shit
Padded hell in a cell?
I'd love to see Awesome Kong's aunt sue Raka for not paying her the money for watching Raka's kids 😂
I love that shoot interview haha
I'm so glad someone mentioned that 🤣
Oh my gawd 🤣😂
Lol. Bruh. I can't stop laughing.
"Home depot has duct tape". Then in my head I went, "abduct tape" ahahah
@footwh0r3 when talking about kidnapping it's the logical next step isn't it?
All jokes aside it is truly sad to see anyone go down this route. Was reading about her personal issues where the father of her kid beat her unconscious and he himself was on the run. She was slightly unhinged back in the day as well when she was stalking Kurt after they broke up or was accusing him of something or the other.. Clearly she's struggling and obviously the judge is just as bad if not worse to even give this the green light lol
People are misinterpreting the suit getting a green light. All the judge has done is stated that if she pays the filing fees then she can file the suit. Once it’s filed the judge can dismiss it for being frivolous. People are falsely thinking that the judge has reviewed the merits to let it move forward which isn’t the case. Frivolous suits are allowed to be filed and then they’re bumped from court and usually include punishments for wasting the courts time. But the court can’t just tell her she isn’t allowed to file the suit at all. She’s allowed to move through the process which is all that’s occurred. If she pays the filing fees the suit won’t move anywhere once it’s actually been filed. It wasn’t allowed to go forward before because she hadn’t signed the complaint which she is required to do. She finally resubmitted it with her signature allowing it to continue. Sadly this is how the game works.
Bro yall don't know what these people do...so just wait and see..damn yall don't know yhem🤦🏾♂️
@@larryhall2334 I’m confused, are you implying that you think any of these allegations are true?
@Justin H 🤷🏾♂️..lol maybe because I don't know them...but it's all evil they are all in place to distract! Why do we need to be entertained?? To keep us from wondering 🤔..in my humble opinion 🙏🏽
@@larryhall2334 every Home depot employee, rock, mick foley, Nikki bella, Miz and Mayrse, Bank of America employess, Panda Energy (Defunct) employees, El Paso Child Protective Services employees, FBI AgentsI, Las Cruces, NMPD, NCMEC, NYPD, ACS, Omega Psi Pshi, Chris Benoit (deceased), FCW (defunct), Heath Miller, SPD, Suffolk county's population, Mark Jindrak, Steve Keirn, NWA, SPD, Billy Corgen, DSW (defunct), Michael Jordan, multiple universities, Jim Cornette, and Con Edison all on their way to Epstein Island to rape some kids while saying the vaxxine is amazing! and the earth is not flat stupids!
When Jim read the name Omega, I went 'Oh shit Jim and Twinkletoes together in court?'
Who would have thought Impact would outlive Panda Energy
Insane
Yeah, when Jim has called it “The zombie promotion that just won’t die”, he’s absolutely bang on the money haha.
If a nuclear war ever takes place, the survivors will be a bunch of cockroaches, Keith Richards and Impact.
The same year Impact was sold is the same year Panda went under
She was mainly a valet for Scott Steiner, she was rotten in the ring as well. I think her main reason for being there a year is that she was Kurt Angle's bounce back when Karen left. She was already crazy then.
So you are saying that she has a 33.3% chance at BEST of Winning this Case?!…. 👀
@@constablekennedy7705 She was actually in that promo lol.
@@Hyde_Hill That’s why I Dropped the Comment Fella
The double kidnap sounds like a Vince Russo idea for shotgun Saturday night
This lawsuit and Vince's mustache are the best things that has happened to the wrestling industry for a long time. This truly is the golden age of wrestling.
Go watch real housewives. This has nothing to do with a ring.
McMahon’s mustache is by far the worst thing to happen to the wrestling industry in a long time. He has way too much money and influence to be walking around looking so ridiculous with his dyed hair, mustache, and eyebrows. He really does look foolish
@@leir2005 Yeah, but you know everyone close probably tells him it looks good on him.
and we thought 2022 is crazy enough...
Vince's mustache was named in this lawsuit.
I remember Awesome Kong doing the "ho bag" game and Rhaka Khan's name came up. AK blasted her for having her aunt babysit Rhaka's kids and she didn't pay her. Won't be surprised if Kong is on the subpoena.
@Megaman-X 😆😆😆 Good question. I'm going say no.
@Megaman-X She can collect after Rhaka gets her 3 billion.
“None of the defendants have been sued”
That’s a relief for the late Chris Benoit
“AND YOU OWE MY AUNT SOME MONEY! PAY MY AUNT FOR WATCHING YOUR KIDS!”
I hope that’s a reference someone gets
Oh boy, if Jim has to go to court over this someone HAS to livestream the trial.
She's calculating her odds of success using Steiner Math
I swear when Jim was saying that he had her kids "chained in the attic" I thought he was gonna channel New Jack and say that they were "chained in the bowels of a slave ship!" Lmfao😂😂😂
My favourite thing i heard of this lawsuit is when a podcast went through the filing and the host read Cornettes name and he said, "how can Cornette kidnap anyone, he never leaves his house"
"Not Brie, she would never come to the meetings"
😂😂😂
That's what she wanted them to believe. Twin Magic.
I am astounded the judge let this go through. It's preposterous. I saw the list of defendants, it includes Chris Benoit and a few defunct territories lol.
I was thinking why would a lawyer even agree to bring this forward?
I genuinely think it's been given a green light as they want to see what else they can come up with
Also, it's under the condition that the plaintiff covers the court costs.
Can you get a lawsuit served in hell? I suppose there are plenty of lawyers there.
They'll have to bring him in so he can answer a few questions.
Also not mentioned: the dog from Airbud, the Philadelphia Flyers, Richard Dawkins, General Motors, the entire nation of Brazil, the Film Actors Guild, CATS the musical, Panda Express, Whole Foods and Fender Guitars
Might as well throw in International Harvester Company, Andy Kaufman, Stephen King, meineke muffler shops, the entire cast of Friends and Harley Davidson
I mean why the hell not at this point LOL
Well shit, now she’s going to win the case since the Flyers can’t win anything to save their life. Coming from a flyers fan.
Jim's parody of Chaka Khan's "I Feel For You" is hilarious.
“She went higher!”
From the sound of things, she sure did.
She was higher than Brian Last watching Dynamite.
How can she sue someone who has been dead for 16 years. Jim and everyone else will need the services of Stephen P. New.
I think an illegal paralegal can handle this one.
This lawsuit is clownery but You can still sue dead people ..but you're suing their estate and unless it's some Uber rich cunt after 15 years there problt isn't any estate left
This is exposing the business 101 and she needs to blackballed. Benoit should be in the hall of fame.
You can sue a persons estate, although best to do so before the money is dispersed and spent.
There was no way you could sue someone who died 16 years ago. Any lawyer knows that would be stupid
Imagine if Jim has to travel to New York for this trial.
I'm laughing my ass off. And Cornette's reaction to it is priceless. That's right Rhaka get The Rock, Micheal Jordan, Cornette and Hope Depot! And Chris Benoit!!! He's been dead for 16 years but Justice or else!
Did she ever pay Awesome Kong's aunt the money she owes her for babysitting?
When she gets this lawsuit money, she will settle up on those babysitting fees.
is that true bout the babysitting stuff?
The legal method for resolving this case needs to be a battle royal.
All those names that Jim named, a battle royal is probably the best way.
@@kevinpayton2664 gonna be tough to book Benoit.
Maybe she was trying to do her own version of the ultimate battle of ultimate destiny and sent it to the courts instead of a singer. That is about the only thing that makes sense with this list.
@@natebaxter9551 True.
Added stipulation: Loser gets their head shaved and must leave the territory.
The last time I laughed this hard was when you guys reviewed CM PUNK’s media scrum 😅
This is the chick behind Big Poppa Pump in the Steiner's math promo. I guess the chances of her to win the lawsuit are 33 1/3
After hearing the news about that outrageous lawsuit, I was waiting for Jim Cornette’s take on this since he’s one of the defendants. It didn’t disappoint.
I agree wholeheartedly!
I hadn't even heard of it until I saw the thumbnail then I googled it. I read the list of defendants and was just flabbergasted.
@@daleharris3809 I know right. I thought it was a late April Fool's Day joke.
@@MisterE1976 Looks like a fucking Q-Anon email.
Indubitably! I want to hear Stephen P New's opinion also, but they aren't gonna be allowed to talk about, and/or do anything on the podcast related to the matter-- if it ever becomes a legit court case lol
This suit getting greenlit just shows how screwed up the court system in America is.
Keep in mind the judge allowed this under the condition that the plaintiff covers court costs.
I have a feeling the judge gave it the green light under that condition while giggling as well as morbid curiosity and a sense "Eh, let's see what happens."
I think it's just people don't understand how the court system works. At this point the court has accepted the case, which they're required to, under law they can't simply deny cases. At this point what takes place is it initially goes in front of a judge, who at that point will set a date for the case to be heard, leading up to that date is discovery (getting documents together etc). At that point all that has to be done is for someone to request summary judgment, aka the case shouldn't even be heard and requesting an outright dismissal. This suit hasn't reached the point in which summary judgment can be requested. It's ass and it's costly, but she can potentially be sued for those costs in return, which could dig her a very deep financial grave.
Not true. It get can shut down by the judge before subpoenas have been issued. A judge has most definitely okayed this for it to get to this stage.
we have a tiny hat problem
@@marcussabom2696 as if they courts aren't already horribly backed up and clogged with bullshit like this already.
The court documents could basically double as an updated lyric sheet for "The Ultimate Showdown of Ultimate Destiny."
😂😂😂😂 Jim’s imitation of her outside the courthouse has me in tears
I remember Rhaka Khan, She was a part of Awesome Kong's group in TNA. I just remember her being insanely hot but a terrible wrestler. Turns out she's just insane lol. Surprised this wasn't thrown out right away. She also already tried inventing physical and sexual abuse allegations against Kurt Angle back in 2009 that were completely unfounded and then tried dragging them back up again in 2020 during the Speaking Out movement.
The woman is just completely crazy and desperate for attention.
She easily can became Mortal Kombat character (Well, Raisha Saeed who was in TNA on that time easily can be Skarlet). Or can be Chaka Khan daughter 😆
Kurt learned the hardest of lessons, don't stick your dick in crazy lmao
I saw in some interview Awesome Kong went off about her saying Raka owed her aunt money for watching her kids.
bonobo
Further proof of the nonsensical hysteria we live with daily. Who knows how many other people fabricate shit like this and get away with it for a while because people jump on their wagon at face value.
That courtroom is gonna need a long defendant's table.
gimmicked of course!
Dark Side of the Ring episode right here.
And why am I not on the list? I specifically remember being there with Captain Planet, Hong Kong Phooey, Frank Gotch, Ambassador Kosh, Speed Buggy, Billy the Kid, June Byers, and Doc Savage.
Out of all the names on here I'm surprised Vince McMahon isn't listed.
there's still a chance he can bring her back.
Because Vince has been beating the other lawsuits against
You wanna talk about a frivolous lawsuit! The judge has gotta be in on it. This had me dying. 😂
Not really judges across the country are 100 percent corrupt
IT hasn't come in front of a judge yet. Hell, she hasn't even served anyone with papers yet.
Will a judge in New York please allow her to go forward with this lawsuit? This could be some of the best entertainment to ever come from New York.
That is what happened...
Honestly after he got through only a handful of the names I couldn’t help but forget the frivolousness of this whole thing and just legitimately ask “Is she ok?”. I mean there are children involved and her mental state seems very off so as entertaining as this is I hope it ends with her getting some type of help.
Agreed. Too many tragedies in wrestling involving drug abuse/mental illness/head trauma to keep laughing for long.
Some judge really let this woman's psychotic episode go through. Wtf. 😂😂😂. Only thing he shouldve done was ordered for her to be institutionalized.
I’m assuming he let it go through just for the sheer entertainment of it.
@@zlinedavid that's my guess too. You gotta admit this is both sad and hilarious
As a graduate of County Jails , State and Federal Prisons, I've heard a bunch of crazy lawsuits written by "jailhouse lawyers" who had time on their hands and no commissary money of their own. The scope of this is far beyond the 2 cup-o-soup and a book of stamps price tag. This is definitely an upper level, have your people put money on my books deal. And not having the money to file is the icing on the cake. I got to witness an inmate that had a "legal Expert" file a motion to get resentenced from the one and a half to three year sentence he was currently serving with a year in already. When he came back from court, he smashed the block tv and flipped out until he was restrained by the staff for removal. Turns out, the judge agreed and resentenced him to a three to six year prison sentence. It pays to hire the best!
It's ok Brian, I laughed at the mention of Chris Benoit too.
Imagine the ego hit if you weren’t named in this lawsuit 😂
The panda energy stuff is the most surprising part of this whole thing
Yeah. I feel like we need a follow up on that part of the story.
Not much of a story really. They were a company that designed, built and operated power plants independent of any operating utility. Meaning they generated power into the various grids but didn’t own any poles, wires, meters, etc. They weren’t particularly good or bad at it, but they took on too much debt to finance a lot of International projects, including a hydro plant in Nepal of all places.
I think Benoit being dead since 2007 tops Panda.
He's been dead before she basically started wrestling.
Forget the lawsuit, Panda going out of business is the big news. Dixie killed her parents company.
I agree. I want to know more about what happened there. Hopefully we get a follow up. I could look it up but I'd prefer to hear Jim talk about it.
I come back to this gem of a clip once in a great while. 😂😂
This is pure gold. When Brian laughs…hilarious
Jim, as always, pure gold
So does Chris Benoit get a day out of hell if he has to show up in court 🤔
I guess he'll take the stand and answer questions from an ouija board.
Only if Hasbro lets them use the name.
Actually court's a lower ring of hell
3:30 She is basically suing half the world lol
Edit: 8:40
She Is Now Suing You For This Comment
She's full tilt crazy th-cam.com/video/vyDio-KcyyE/w-d-xo.html
I'm also suing Disney!!!!!!
Sometimes I come back to this just to laugh my ass off!
The Benoit part is fucking wild.
If you're a wrestler making legal allegations using the wrestler's kayfabe name, you're a mark. This just sounds like a publicity stunt, because if she was serious, she'd be using everyone's real, legal names. That's like suing Wayne Gretzky and calling him The Great One in legal documents. It's a completely different world.
To be fair. He’s reading off of a blog on PW Insider. He’s not reading the actual legal document. Im sure the legal document is their actual names.
It would be funnier if she tried suing (by nickname) Larry Robinson, Tomas Tatar, Stu Grimson or Pierre Turgeon...
That lawsuit still makes more sense than an average Rampage episode.
🤣
EmOtIoNAL DaMaGE!!!!
Tony Khan loves sticking random people together, but not even his coke-addled brain could have made that list.
Not to mention a hell of a lot more star power than an episode of Rampage. It would outdraw dynamite if it went to trial and they showed it on tv..
I spy with my big ol eye. Wwe marks licking jimmy’s nutts😂😂😂😂
"This is America!" was the best answer there. 😂😂
It's funny how quickly I went from "surely you can't talk about this, this is a legal matter, right?" to "never mind." 😂
I had my fingers crossed for Russo! Just the thought of them occupying the same space once more
There's still a chance! 'Countless others'.
one of the wildest cases i’ve ever seen no idea how this went through
I think when it comes to Sueing you can technically try to sue anyone depending on state laws and such 20:15
Jim Cornette should have said to Raka Khan : "Ain't Nobody, gonna sue my ass".
The Home Depot is the most random part of the suit. Wtf?
I died laughing at Brian’s deadpan “Rhaka Khan”.
“Rhaka Khan.” - “The Great” Brian Last, 2023
A quote that will go down in history.
When you sue a man who was dead at the time of Said kidnapping you know she's coo coo for cocoa puffs
How do you tell a 10 year old her mom's coo coo for cocoa puffs?
Wandavision was a great series
MOST DISGRACEFUL LAWSUIT IN HISTORY!! SHE SHOULD GO TO JAIL!!!
*Rhaka Khan tries to add Hulk Hogan to the suit*
Hogan: That doesn't work for me Brother.
It's like the Seinfeld episode where Kramer got mud on the pants he was returning.
The very same pants
I haven't laughed that hard in a long time 😂 every name just kept getting more outrageous
I think she tried rhyming.. who can I sue? Uhhh MICHAEL JORDAN! BILLY CORGAN! COR-- CORNETTE!
Home Depot had me laughing
question is if she got the settlement, is she gonna pay awesome kongs aunt for watching her kids?
They gonna do a ritual to summon Benoit just for this.
This smells nothing more like an extravagant Mark Sterling angle to introduce a Rhaka Khan -Jade Cargill push.
That would make sense,
The Miz, one of the Bellas, Mark Jindrak & Jim Cornette on the same side. Let me check my book of revelations for a second...😊
Corny referencing Efrem Zimbalist Jr.
Nash referencing Davey & Goliath
I’m popping hard for these retro TBN references 🤣🤣🤣
This needs to be a movie.
Jim sits with his legs up. He is astounded.
Jim: "God dammit Mick, just fucking take them!
Mick is standing by the window, looking rather conflicted. He hasn't been the same since Six Flags began using a non-Panda energy company to power their park. This bothers him. Not Enough children are here enjoying the amusements. Not Enough winter time visitors to sit on his lap and ask for a nintendo switch for Xmas.
Mick turbs the volume on the radio down. The lyrics "Tonight, tonight tonight!" Ring in the background. He turns back to Jim, looking very frustrated.
Mick: "Corny, we can't do this alone."
Mick pulls out his phone and swipes down to the name Dwayne. He looks up at Jim, then over to Nikki. Nikki slowly nods to Mick before writing something down in a small black notebook.
Mick: "Uncle Paul left us a nice bit of money. I'll call Bank of America in the morning and set everything up. You Corny, you need to track down the account Pin."
Jim: "where the hell do I find that?"
Mick: "Call Mike and Maryse. Mike once stole a lockbox from Benoit years ago, something about ffoedd chicken or something. Code is in there. They don't make locks that good nowadays, so better stop at Home Depot and grab some good bolt cutters or something."
Jim: "Jesus Mick, how could it come to this? I'm too old for this shit! You get Dwayne involved, THEN I'll help ya out!"
Mick looks angry. He dials his phone out.
Mick: " Yeah it's me. We uh, need to do this right."
Mick listens for a moment. He gets angrier.
Mick:" NO! NO YOU LISTEN YOU SON OF A BITCH! THIS IS YOUR LIFE, DWAYN, YOUR LIFE! AND that was stick YOUR limo that ran over Austin, so you get your Jumanji ass over here and help us!"
Nikki looks disturbed. She slowly leaves the room.
Mick turns back to corny.
Mick: "There. It's done, Corny. Now go do your part."
Jim gets up, disgusted. He shrugs it off as he leaves the room.
Mick glances over at a vintage photo of Michael Jordan hitting a slam dunk. Would this be his time to shine this brightly?
Brother this sounds like some Tarantino shit and i love it hahahahhahaha better writing than WWE and AEW combined
I clicked on "Like" but this deserves much more acknowledgment than that. I applaud you.
I'd see this movie multiple times in theaters
Take all my money
The fact that you also used a Genesis song to be the background for this scene makes me wanna see this movie right damn now.
Always thought Jim would be sued for something some day but this is the LAST thing I thought it would be for
Shit I am surprised my name wasn't on there LOL
Sounds like she managed to get a LOAD of concussions in the course of her short career.
Home Depot?
I guess when she heard them say “Low prices are just the beginning” she took that as a threat. Hahaha!
"And I took that personally"