@@jarrypason9884 Kristine Smart. I m deeply in personal mournal for your beautiful boy. Yes; I too am against assault artillery for civilian usage. Please know I would do what I could to help you and other parents that lived through this tragedy.
Or better, yet, get him a show on REAL TV? There ARE some of us fellow millennials still choosing to live in the REAL world... where not everything is instant, shipped, or catered specifically to each individual person by a machines... Or who just can't afford simpler luxuries like stuff like that... (Seriously, cable costs enough, don't regular channels/stations pay at least comparable to that, anymore?) I want to be able to watch good quality humor, too... X(
@@mistresstlc8201 He would get wayyyyy more exposure on YT or having a special on something like Netflix. I don't know anyone except my parents who still pay for cable. Too expensive and too many commercials.
I have been laughing so hard and i just realized he's clean. He's the new Brian Regan. Clean and straight up hilarious. His set ups are fantastic, his stories interesting and relatable then the punch line comes and while you're cracking up he keeps adding to it, like a great comedian would. This guy is my absolute new favorite.
WOW... Until you said that I never noticed! I save all my stand up for after the kiddos go to bed as I'm lighting one up... But this guy I can actually share with my kids...so much better to share laughter together 😊
The freeway bit is extremely close to a daniel tosh bit. Daniel Tosh used windshield wipper fluid and his homeless man was after the freeway not before but same same. Try to be original please. We dont need more Carlos Mencia in comedy.
You know when you find a comedian that has your type of humor and thoughts. And you think you could sit down and have a drink with the guy? That's this guy.
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@@teslawhite I literally watched dry bar as a pain killer when I was in labor. It helped a lot. I was laughing so hard the contractions were nothing til some dude (who wasn’t having a baby) apparently complained to the nurses that I was laughing too loud. They asked me to stop. I granted his wish and stopped laughing. I never asked if he liked the screaming better. 🤷♀️
A full-length Zoltan special -Yayyyyyy!!!!!! Rule one when watching Zoltan: DRINK NOTHING - for it shall wind up on your screen sooner or later * finishes mopping up *
@@shuayb311 Oh I've seen that already - CLASSIC!!!!!! And that's how I became invested in worrying about who got Jessica the cat. HE did - yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
You need a Netflix special NOW! You are so freaking hilarious! Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for an whole hour. Bless you! Bright future ahead for sure ❤️
He is one of the most intelligent and witty comics I have seen in years.. I can see him developing into George Carlin level of popularity (and cynicism) even before he starts cashing out his traditional IRA ;)
I'm so invested in that nice older couple to the side of the stage. I am way too interested in their reactions to these jokes to even decide if I think they're funny. They seem so nice.
For some reason I'm having a very emotional reaction to his divorce because he had previously mentioned that he enjoyed being married. And then also...Jessica.
I listened to this while hiking with the doggo...sidenote: people freak and pull their kids close when you’re alone in the woods hysterically laughing....🤪
I absolutely love this guy. He is so relatable. Self depreciating confidence. If you can pull that off smoothly you are a comedic genius as far as I'm concerned. I want more.
You need to learn to spell as far as I'm concerned. "Self-deprecating" not "self-depreciating." Self-depreciating is like Bitcoin. You 13th century peasant.
I know!!! SAME. He popped out of nowhere 5 years ago. I know he got divorced for real. If he likes a woman 12 years his senior with a decent home, he can come live with me. My husband may disagree, but I could live with that situation.
OMG! Me too! He seemed pretty happy with the entertainment though! I wud have enjoyed the hell out of this if I'd gotten to attend this live. Thus guy is really good!
There's a lady on the right, and she'd just taken a sip of wine when Zoltan said, "I could have stayed home and done this!" She spit the wine back into the glass.
Zoltan, I live in Ukraine, and it's too rough out here to donate, but THANK YOU for posting this special. I had an absolute blast. You are funny as hell, and I hope to see more of you. Cheers, brother.
The couples in the audience kept drawing my attention for some reason... It was neat to see how they were reacting to your Fabulous comedy... Watching them Laughing, paying for their drinks, waitresses getting up close and personal to ask if they needed anything else, Ect. Ect. So fun to remember life in the Pre - Pandemic Era... Thank you for sharing this with us Zoltan... 👍🏻 Watched the Entire thing and loved it !
Trip4man The joke is Democrat’s go after and exploit the poor by saying we will give you everything for free! Republicans say uh someone’s got to pay for all that. Don’t raise my taxes to pay for someone’s college i don’t know when I paid for mine! That’s why people jokingly say democrats are all poor and republicans are all rich.
Why did Jessy James rob banks? Because that's where the money is. The way it works is rich people are good at getting money out of poor people, and the government needs crowds to vote for them. If it were one dollar in taxes paid gives you one vote things would be different. As it is we're "how dare rich people and corporations give money to political campaigns!"
He has a way with words that's flawless and will assess any situation in a way that is most uncomplicated whilst absolutely hilarious. I just love his work. Thank you Zoltan for existing 🙏
Zoltan, it’s weird to watch a comedian and realize something sad in your life. But you had me laughing really hard and I realized I haven’t laughed like that but three times in the past 20 years. So thank you and thanks a lot! No just kidding -I’m grateful for the laugh.
Hysterically funny!! A whole hour with my favorite comedian was perfect and much needed!! I'm a nurse who specializes in geriatrics, hospice, home health...so am a long time fan/supporter/appreciator of Meals on Wheels! WIN-WIN. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! Stay well and happy!!
You literally just saved my life. My depression hit an all time low with my Godmother dying on Xmas. I come from a very broken home and she was the light of my life. After days of despair with all the ‘Vid fear and winter darkness, I’ve watched this twice and laughed so hard. I, too, did the bed-bug-hives-fiasco and I could barely catch my breath of that one. I hope I get to meet you someday. Bravo.
I hope you find your peace soon. Losing loved ones is never easy thought it does get easier over time. Stay engaged, you will be missed if you make any rash decisions. Random love and concern from an internet stranger. You got this.
Literally bitting Daniel Tosh freeway bit but ya original sure. th-cam.com/video/SGVCxYjftWk/w-d-xo.html. Just another Carlos Mencia stealing other peoples premises.
@@wyrmtung8700 And the couch bit from Mike Birbiglia and the cowboy bit Tom Segura there is something in there I heard from John Muleyney too(Im only 5 min in to the set) lol still liked it tho
@@christopherabrahamson8876 it’s literally impossible to not find another comedian who does similar bits about, almost anything. There’s like 500k comedians now, it’s a saturated market so what makes people different is their timing and stage presence and Zoltan has both. Don’t be a hater.
Omg at the bed bugs scare! Hilarious!!! This whole set was absolute gold. Coming back to listen again. Gotta come back at least once a year. I hope I'm fortunate enough to see you this year. Thanks for so many great laughs!!
It's rare to find an act you can watch twice, and realize you missed a few bits and layers the first time around. Great stuff, this guy is one to watch! 👏👏👏
I'm going through a divorce following a very short marriage, and "My marriage wasn't a failure, it was efficient!" is going to be my go-to for explaining it. We didn't fail, I just worked out very quickly that noooope this was not right.
I was just about to ask the same thing!! (Didn't even think about, say, what happened to his wife? And, um, she didn't hang around for the years when he made enough to pay tax, either ;-)
My husband and I saw you when you came to Seattle last year - right after the Uber incident happened! We’ve never laughed harder at any other stand up comedian’s show. Thank you for sharing this so we can have some good laughs! We really hope to see you again someday when Miss Rona leaves
@@zoltancomedy and I am an asshole. You totally did have a Midwest tour but I had my head too far up my ass to know! Keep on being hilarious, I'll catch a clue one of these days I'm sure 💁
Zoltan, thank you so much, brother! I"m a fellow San Diegan sitting at home trying not to touch my face and I wake up to a notification that one of my favorite funny people has freshly uploaded an hour of fun just for me! All the talk about SD makes me feel special during these dark times! Donating to MOW now!
Zoltan is 10x funnier than most comedians that have a Netflix special. And he doesn't even look like he's trying. Funny just naturally comes out of him.
I'm pretty sure that lady in front of him in Charlotte was my Mother. Sorry, Zoltan. Mom: Happy Mother's Day. I love you. Chill with the cream cheese and jams.
I needed this. I haven’t been sleeping well lately and I’ve been isolated from my whole family because of COVID. The nonstop humor provided in this video was such a wonderful escape from the endless hours of working at the hospital and having all of the joy sucked from my life. Thank you for this! 🙌🏻😂
My friend's mother is from Louisville, KY and as soon as he started that bit I was grinning, because I knew what was coming. Did not disappoint! Great set, love it!
Truly one of today’s finest! I simply don’t know how he does this for a straight hour. But he must have tons of material to draw from. I loved him on drybar. I could never forget Jessica the Cat. I’d love to see a Post Pandemic show from him. I’d pay for it! Btw: thanks for the free show. Entertained my wife and I thoroughly this morning. Keep coming up with the clean stuff, Z-man. You are truly a gem. (Loved the audience responses. Thought a few of them were going to laugh up a lung)
for me the tone of voice is important’ his delivery /voice/ material is so relatable so happy I found him’ watched everything i can find 10x at least! u seem like a cool dude in RL keep it up bro’
Zoltan...your imagination and friendliness is fantastic. That's what makes you funny. I almost woke up my whole family listening to this while studying early in the morning.
Zoltan I'm home with the flu & you are helping me get through it with laughter! So the only thing i take issue with is stick shift driving! Its not so difficult (with today's modern cars) & it definitely is fun to do! One day when I'm probably 70 or 75 i may have to give it up & drive automatic but for now stick is the best way to drive
Slightly darker - but at this point in 2020 - aren’t we all? This was a REALLY fantastic set, thank you for releasing it when we all needed it. Stay safe!
I think if I tracked how many nights I re-listened to one of Zoltan's charming and hilarious specials I might be embarrassed for a second or two. And then I would just get back to one of my favourite stand up specials again.❤️ Addicted to Zoltan
I've been sad because my two elderly dogs passed away really close together, and watching your comedy specials has made me laugh a lot today ❤ thank you
Ok so I was a waitress at a comedy club where he performed quite often. And we’d sometimes chat after shows and stuff when closing down for the evening and stuff like that . But I never actually listened to his material ( or anyone else’s for that matter), because comedy club waitressing is different kind of waitressing . This particular club served food. Not just bar food but full on entrees and the whole nine . So we had to jam pack up to 3 full dinner and drink services “shifts” (1 per show) in one evening . My point being , there was never time to actually listen to any of the comedians. This is the first time I’ve actually watched and listened. F$&king HILARIOUS!! I never knew! This is seriously so funny.. I don’t generally laugh out loud at something when alone (even if I find it funny) unless it’s REALLY funny. This made me laugh out loud . This is really good:) Hope you’re doing well!! It’s been some years to say the least! I’m guessing about 10!!
Seriously so good dude! Well done your humour is so refreshing, I love that it’s not all sex jokes and easy shots, it’s genuinely a quirky life experience perspective and it’s the best - yay for Zoltan!
You posted a whole one hour special?!?!? During quarantine? God bless you
He is asking if you’re able to make a donation to MEALS ON WHEELS America 😻🙌❤️
We really need this..laughed my ass off..ty Zolten.
you can´t just hand out blessings as you like :D
spector3881 Your work matters, friend.
Yeah! Jesus gives the blessings around here! He uploaded his whole special and said he wears a robe to the door when he gets package deliveries 📦 😝
Getting closer to a million views, thank you all for watching
Nice work! Just found out about you, and I'm definitely going to be watching more!
Keep it up man ur doing great
Dog and cat guy ❤️
You know what the best part is? You got enough laughs to stay around for dinner.
On the other hand it looks like there was no dinner...
You rock bro!!! You are a bad ass!
i find zoltan's "ok, i guess this is happening" attitude absolutely hillarious
"I have anxiety."
"What are you doing about that?"
"Nothing, I'm telling you, so you work around it."
This is totally someone in my life.
Tim L.B. - I LOVE THIS GUY!
This joke triggered my biggest LOL in his whole set, and he nailed it!! So funny and so true!!!
this is the defenition of the modern world...
It's me. I'm someone.
I'm in this comment and I don't like it
How does he DO this for a solid hour without skipping a beat and keeping us thoroughly entertained?? He is in a special class, that's for sure!!!
Hello Joanne how are you doing today
Too funny!!!
@@jarrypason9884 Kristine Smart. I m deeply in personal mournal for your beautiful boy. Yes; I too am against assault artillery for civilian usage.
Please know I would do what I could to help you and other parents that lived through this tragedy.
@@kristinesmart3134 Okay so how are you going to help me
He just has a blue-fang phone in his ear. It is easy.))
Man this guy crushed it for an hour straight. That's crazy impressive.
he has several out there, clear back to Dry Bar days, where we learned about his overweight cat. excellent stuff
GET THIS MAN A NETFLIX SPECIAL
SERIOUSLY
Or better, yet, get him a show on REAL TV? There ARE some of us fellow millennials still choosing to live in the REAL world... where not everything is instant, shipped, or catered specifically to each individual person by a machines... Or who just can't afford simpler luxuries like stuff like that... (Seriously, cable costs enough, don't regular channels/stations pay at least comparable to that, anymore?) I want to be able to watch good quality humor, too... X(
Mistress TLC 🙃
@@mistresstlc8201 There are some of us choosing to live in the present and marching towards the future, cable is damn near obsolete at this point
@@mistresstlc8201 He would get wayyyyy more exposure on YT or having a special on something like Netflix. I don't know anyone except my parents who still pay for cable. Too expensive and too many commercials.
I have been laughing so hard and i just realized he's clean. He's the new Brian Regan. Clean and straight up hilarious. His set ups are fantastic, his stories interesting and relatable then the punch line comes and while you're cracking up he keeps adding to it, like a great comedian would. This guy is my absolute new favorite.
Wow thank you
This is so true he is so similar to Brian Regan. He’s so funny
@@autumnbear7608 I'm getting louie ck. It's the gestures and the cadence for me. Absolutely love it
WOW... Until you said that I never noticed! I save all my stand up for after the kiddos go to bed as I'm lighting one up... But this guy I can actually share with my kids...so much better to share laughter together 😊
The freeway bit is extremely close to a daniel tosh bit. Daniel Tosh used windshield wipper fluid and his homeless man was after the freeway not before but same same. Try to be original please. We dont need more Carlos Mencia in comedy.
Zoltan... you really are the best observational comedian this era... I'll be happy when more people realize it... you're a gem dude.
Thank you 😊
Agreed!!! 👍🏽
You know when you find a comedian that has your type of humor and thoughts. And you think you could sit down and have a drink with the guy? That's this guy.
So true.
Yeah, no........
A couple bowls. 😹
Haha absolutely
i bbn
I saw this guy in a small bar probably ten years ago. He was funny as hell then. I happy that he's still that funny. Thanks Zoltan!
Thanks for the kind words!
@@zoltancomedy I still have the black t-shirt with the blue image of your head on it. Happy holiday!
@@steezjenkins I want to see that!
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Anyone else on a Zoltan binge and have sore cheeks and ribs from laughing? 🤣🤣🤣
I have to limit it to one a day so I don't accidentally have a premature baby from laughing too hard.
@@teslawhite I literally watched dry bar as a pain killer when I was in labor. It helped a lot. I was laughing so hard the contractions were nothing til some dude (who wasn’t having a baby) apparently complained to the nurses that I was laughing too loud. They asked me to stop. I granted his wish and stopped laughing. I never asked if he liked the screaming better. 🤷♀️
hell yeah !
Yes and he is genuinely hilarious just talking about everyday stuff we all experience-genius ❤😂love it!
@@faithli2131 😂awe - Brilliant idea actually! 💚
A full-length Zoltan special -Yayyyyyy!!!!!!
Rule one when watching Zoltan: DRINK NOTHING - for it shall wind up on your screen sooner or later * finishes mopping up *
This is absolutely true
Look at his dry bar comedy special too.
Popcorn on ur blanket...
Omg so right the Z man is relatable and telling funny stories of himself clean I truly find him hilarious
@@shuayb311 Oh I've seen that already - CLASSIC!!!!!! And that's how I became invested in worrying about who got Jessica the cat. HE did - yayyyyyyyy!!!!!!!
You need a Netflix special NOW! You are so freaking hilarious! Thank you so much for making me laugh out loud for an whole hour. Bless you! Bright future ahead for sure ❤️
Agreed 100
He is one of the most intelligent and witty comics I have seen in years.. I can see him developing into George Carlin level of popularity (and cynicism) even before he starts cashing out his traditional IRA ;)
@Joy Vinson Oh not true, there's a lot of unfunny conservative "humor" stand ups as well.
@Joy Vinson The fact you wasted youtube comment space to merely voice an unwarranted "opinion" of me, tells me all I need to know.
I thought it was Pamela. I guess I need to cut down on drinking.
I'm so invested in that nice older couple to the side of the stage. I am way too interested in their reactions to these jokes to even decide if I think they're funny. They seem so nice.
You and me both brother. I got disappointed whenever they got distracted lol
@@ForeignFella 🤣 me too
Ha ha, me too
Sameeee lol
Same here, only i didn't think the guy was so nice...meaning...his reactions didn't align with mine ;)
“We could burn this thing down with a fart and a scented candle; we’re getting the Hell out of here!” 😂 love your work, Zoltan!
That joke caught me completely off guard! I cried laughing hysterically for at least 10 minutes. Thanks for unlocking the vault where I hid my joy!
@@racheljohnsondissell Hey Rachel, same here. 😘
I grew up in a single wide trailer and I almost died! this is so true!
I could see my sons little face. .waiting for my cue. Thank you.
When he said that...🤣🤣🤣
Zoltan did a gig at a small sushi joint in Morro Bay, CA like 10 years ago. That was the best show ever!! and then this is the second best!
Andy Park Osaka Joe’s!
This is in my hometown at a place called Grand comedy club. Kinda cool, nobody knows where my hometown is lol
at Kuma?
@@zoltancomedy Hi Zoltan, You look like JESUS!!!!!. You're hilarious.
I enjoy your comedy. Wonderful gift. God bless.
He looks like 100% genuine hippie - killer comedy - stuff I can relate to....🙉
It’s crazy because I watch like 2 vids of Zoltan and he immediately became one of my top 3 favorite comedians lmao
"My marriage wasn't a failure, it was efficient!"
I am SCREAMING with laughter because *also divorced*
I get it.
SAME!!
hell yeah,, up n over with that less than a year,,
For some reason I'm having a very emotional reaction to his divorce because he had previously mentioned that he enjoyed being married. And then also...Jessica.
Wish Netflix would smarten up and give this guy his own special! He is funnier than a lot of famous comedians!
I listened to this while hiking with the doggo...sidenote: people freak and pull their kids close when you’re alone in the woods hysterically laughing....🤪
🤣🤣🤣
Jogging safety tip ;)
😂😂😂😂
Michi you are living the dream. Don’t let them tell you otherwise.
@@lindaharrison3240 thank you Linda!! 😄 I’ll keep it up!!
I absolutely love this guy. He is so relatable. Self depreciating confidence. If you can pull that off smoothly you are a comedic genius as far as I'm concerned. I want more.
You need to learn to spell as far as I'm concerned. "Self-deprecating" not "self-depreciating." Self-depreciating is like Bitcoin. You 13th century peasant.
I know!!! SAME. He popped out of nowhere 5 years ago. I know he got divorced for real. If he likes a woman 12 years his senior with a decent home, he can come live with me. My husband may disagree, but I could live with that situation.
This guy needs a Netflix special he's so likable
What about funny? Lol
@@Johnny1.0 Lol duh
Dude sharing something like this during Quarantine, you're going to heaven. Made my day for real.
"Have you ever been up so early you can't react." The best! I had tears laughing.
Hello Beth
How are you doing today?
Yes!!! Sames!!! Been there and at the airport too 😂
The lady in the white jacket’s reactions are priceless 😂
I love her!
Yeah she had a great time
I spent half the time watching the bald guy's reaction in the corner.
OMG! Me too! He seemed pretty happy with the entertainment though! I wud have enjoyed the hell out of this if I'd gotten to attend this live. Thus guy is really good!
@@yime6631 I love Zoltan because...his name is Zoltan and he likes pussy...cat's I mean.
There's a lady on the right, and she'd just taken a sip of wine when Zoltan said, "I could have stayed home and done this!"
She spit the wine back into the glass.
lady in the white is also class
him and his wife both. So the whole time for me, basically lol
That's such a solid hour. I keep coming back to it once in a while and I laugh my ass off everytime. Good job buddy.
This makes Quarantine Sunday #2 feel fun and on-purpose.
Yep, stay home since March 12th.
Haha 😝
Zoltan, I live in Ukraine, and it's too rough out here to donate, but THANK YOU for posting this special. I had an absolute blast. You are funny as hell, and I hope to see more of you. Cheers, brother.
Max Baker no worries man, stay safe out there I’m glad you liked the jokes!
Slava Ukraini friend
The couples in the audience kept drawing my attention for some reason... It was neat to see how they were reacting to your Fabulous comedy... Watching them Laughing, paying for their drinks, waitresses getting up close and personal to ask if they needed anything else, Ect. Ect. So fun to remember life in the
Pre - Pandemic Era... Thank you for sharing this with us Zoltan... 👍🏻 Watched the Entire thing and loved it !
Thanks Mark!
This is the first time the government asked me for money.
And just like that, I'm now a Republican!
I laughed so hard... :-)))
uzernamechecksout "Nuh uh he's seeing the light"
I'm not American but since when government stopped asking for money?? that's why there are TAXES
Trip4man The joke is Democrat’s go after and exploit the poor by saying we will give you everything for free! Republicans say uh someone’s got to pay for all that. Don’t raise my taxes to pay for someone’s college i don’t know when I paid for mine! That’s why people jokingly say democrats are all poor and republicans are all rich.
Why did Jessy James rob banks? Because that's where the money is.
The way it works is rich people are good at getting money out of poor people, and the government needs crowds to vote for them.
If it were one dollar in taxes paid gives you one vote things would be different. As it is we're "how dare rich people and corporations give money to political campaigns!"
Cam Howard Someone can’t take a joke. I explained a joke and you got mad and defensive. Chill out!
My favorite is when the comedians enjoy their own comedy as well. This was comedy gold.
Jane Pemberley you pretty
Zoltan getting big! I hope you get a netflix special. You deserve it men. Your comedy is very relatable and unique!
Well this made quarantine suck alot less today, so glad he appeared on my TH-cam feed!!!
Sheltering-in-place isn't the same as being quarantined.
Shout out to dude in the crowd whose laugh trails off into a medieval battle cry 😂 22:37 25:32
Hilarious!!
Sounds like a rubber chicken you stomped on
this made me cry 😂😂
I love this comment 😁😁😁😂😂😂😂
HA HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAA ™
He has a way with words that's flawless and will assess any situation in a way that is most uncomplicated whilst absolutely hilarious. I just love his work. Thank you Zoltan for existing 🙏
Zoltan, it’s weird to watch a comedian and realize something sad in your life. But you had me laughing really hard and I realized I haven’t laughed like that but three times in the past 20 years. So thank you and thanks a lot! No just kidding -I’m grateful for the laugh.
Hello Donna how are you doing today
Hysterically funny!! A whole hour with my favorite comedian was perfect and much needed!! I'm a nurse who specializes in geriatrics, hospice, home health...so am a long time fan/supporter/appreciator of Meals on Wheels! WIN-WIN. THANK YOU FOR THIS!! Stay well and happy!!
Thank you for the work you do.
Thank you for all you do 💕
@@Shelleybean3315 Thanks Shelley Bee!! You made my day!
You literally just saved my life. My depression hit an all time low with my Godmother dying on Xmas. I come from a very broken home and she was the light of my life. After days of despair with all the ‘Vid fear and winter darkness, I’ve watched this twice and laughed so hard. I, too, did the bed-bug-hives-fiasco and I could barely catch my breath of that one. I hope I get to meet you someday. Bravo.
I hope you find your peace soon. Losing loved ones is never easy thought it does get easier over time. Stay engaged, you will be missed if you make any rash decisions. Random love and concern from an internet stranger. You got this.
Most original material and best delivery of any comedian I’ve seen. I’m so glad I discovered you! Keep up the great work!!!
Wow thank you!
Literally bitting Daniel Tosh freeway bit but ya original sure. th-cam.com/video/SGVCxYjftWk/w-d-xo.html.
Just another Carlos Mencia stealing other peoples premises.
@@wyrmtung8700 And the couch bit from Mike Birbiglia
and the cowboy bit Tom Segura there is something in there I heard from John Muleyney too(Im only 5 min in to the set) lol still liked it tho
He is pretty awesome!
@@christopherabrahamson8876 it’s literally impossible to not find another comedian who does similar bits about, almost anything. There’s like 500k comedians now, it’s a saturated market so what makes people different is their timing and stage presence and Zoltan has both. Don’t be a hater.
Oh Zoltan, you are still one of my favourite comedians. Thank you for all your work!
Omg at the bed bugs scare! Hilarious!!! This whole set was absolute gold. Coming back to listen again. Gotta come back at least once a year. I hope I'm fortunate enough to see you this year. Thanks for so many great laughs!!
It's rare to find an act you can watch twice, and realize you missed a few bits and layers the first time around. Great stuff, this guy is one to watch! 👏👏👏
Hello Carolyn
I'm going through a divorce following a very short marriage, and "My marriage wasn't a failure, it was efficient!" is going to be my go-to for explaining it. We didn't fail, I just worked out very quickly that noooope this was not right.
This guys is hilarious. The maniacal look in the eyes and the smile… so precious!
where did Jessica the cat end up?
Check his ig. Jess is still kicking. Beautiful cat!
Funny. The first thing I thought.😹
That is the only thing I wanted to know!! How is Jessica!
I was just about to ask the same thing!! (Didn't even think about, say, what happened to his wife? And, um, she didn't hang around for the years when he made enough to pay tax, either ;-)
@@maxg3231 Oh yea, thanks for that! I can see her chillin' on the quilt his mom knit LOL!
This guy deserves a netflix special!!
YAAAASSS!!!
"I'm telling you so can work around it" I feel that 100%
My husband and I saw you when you came to Seattle last year - right after the Uber incident happened! We’ve never laughed harder at any other stand up comedian’s show. Thank you for sharing this so we can have some good laughs! We really hope to see you again someday when Miss Rona leaves
I remember that like it was yesterday, can’t wait to be back
so I just paused like halfway to say
holy shit, this is all good material
glad I found you
got a new fan dude :)
Can we get this man a tour please?! Several specials?! I need more Zoltan in my life 😫
Oh I’m touring! Check my shows, more to be added soon www.zoltancomedy.com/collections/zoltan-kaszas-shows
@@zoltancomedy oh man that's so awesome! I will keep checking in, I hope you swing through the Midwest sometime! I will so be there!
@@zoltancomedy and I am an asshole. You totally did have a Midwest tour but I had my head too far up my ass to know! Keep on being hilarious, I'll catch a clue one of these days I'm sure 💁
@@cassiewood5653 well, if you are an asshole, having your head within yourself is a good step in inner awareness 🙏
All the dislikes are from the Louisville company party. Lol
you mean Woo-wew?
As someone from Louisville I would have to disagree
I'm from Louisville, have always pronounced it Loo-ee-ville, and have never once been criticized for it. Perhaps I've just been fortunate in this.
It's properly pronounced"Luooo'val"
But you'll never get it quite right unless you are from there. Once you have this nailed though, you are from then on officially 'from' Louisville
Zoltan, thank you so much, brother! I"m a fellow San Diegan sitting at home trying not to touch my face and I wake up to a notification that one of my favorite funny people has freshly uploaded an hour of fun just for me! All the talk about SD makes me feel special during these dark times! Donating to MOW now!
Zoltan is 10x funnier than most comedians that have a Netflix special. And he doesn't even look like he's trying. Funny just naturally comes out of him.
Zoltan you're hysterical man. Thanks for the hour of laughs. Wish there was more!
Thanks John!
I've listened to this like 20 times. I love standup and this is a flawless set.
I'm pretty sure that lady in front of him in Charlotte was my Mother. Sorry, Zoltan. Mom: Happy Mother's Day. I love you. Chill with the cream cheese and jams.
no way, are you serious?
This is easily the best comment on the internet.
Love it 😂
I literally watched this full Hour and then watched it again😂 this is INCREDIBLE ❤
I needed this. I haven’t been sleeping well lately and I’ve been isolated from my whole family because of COVID. The nonstop humor provided in this video was such a wonderful escape from the endless hours of working at the hospital and having all of the joy sucked from my life. Thank you for this! 🙌🏻😂
Gay
@@SicFromTheKush You’re not wrong. 🌈
"I have anxiety. I'm telling you so you can work around it." LOL!!!! I feel that one. I love Zoltan. He deserves to get a Netflix special!
One of the funniest people out there. Love his material. 😂
Nobody tells jokes like Zoltan, love his cat jokes as well!
Thanks Gloria
This guy is top notch. Laughed my ass off!
Thank you!
So natural and conversational and never obscene - I haven't laughed this hard in ages. Thanks SO much!!
My friend's mother is from Louisville, KY and as soon as he started that bit I was grinning, because I knew what was coming. Did not disappoint!
Great set, love it!
Truly one of today’s finest! I simply don’t know how he does this for a straight hour. But he must have tons of material to draw from. I loved him on drybar. I could never forget Jessica the Cat.
I’d love to see a Post Pandemic show from him. I’d pay for it!
Btw: thanks for the free show. Entertained my wife and I thoroughly this morning.
Keep coming up with the clean stuff, Z-man. You are truly a gem. (Loved the audience responses. Thought a few of them were going to laugh up a lung)
“..I’m becoming evil.” Mint, bro
Okay this was hilarious
Thanks!
You're awesome! Love your sense of humor! Thanks for the laughs & giggles. I'm going to share your site with my friends.
Fucking right?! I’m on easy 10-15 times in now.
@@marciroen254)
for me the tone of voice is important’ his delivery /voice/ material is so relatable so happy I found him’ watched everything i can find 10x at least! u seem like a cool dude in RL keep it up bro’
I literally choked twice, and sprayed food all over myself from laughing so hard. I wasn't prepared
I. WASN'T. PREPARED. 🤣🤣😂😂
He is funny as heck even when u come back watch it again this like my faith time I laugh everytime
Zoltan, thank you for your comedy. Laughter is the greatest medicine that will keep us alive a little bit longer.
there is no tomorrow.
That “I have anxiety... no you work around it” bit is so true. 😂
"Single wide or double wide?
Double wide??? All right.
Easy there, ya one percenter.
What're you doing with all that extra width?"
😂👏👏👏
Yes!!!!
This is one of my favorite specials ever. I’ve listened to it so many times. I hope I get to see this dude live one day.
I'm a fan for years now. Good for you, meals on wheels fundraiser! 👍
I can’t remember the last time I consistently laughed watching stand up. Well done. That was hilarious.
You’re something else!!! I can’t stop watching
Zoltan...your imagination and friendliness is fantastic. That's what makes you funny. I almost woke up my whole family listening to this while studying early in the morning.
Not gonna lie, I watch tons of stand ups and I've been rewatching this special for weeks, and I still find myself laughing! Great delivery.
Zoltan I'm home with the flu & you are helping me get through it with laughter! So the only thing i take issue with is stick shift driving! Its not so difficult (with today's modern cars) & it definitely is fun to do! One day when I'm probably 70 or 75 i may have to give it up & drive automatic but for now stick is the best way to drive
Holy crap! This guy just kills it! Kept shaking my head on how good he is!
Thank you!
Day 10 of quarantine, thank you so much for this upload, I needed a good laugh. You made this isolation better 😄😙
As I write I'm watching his views go up over 350 views. How did this man not get an immediate standing ovation? My gut and cheeks hurt right now.
Slightly darker - but at this point in 2020 - aren’t we all? This was a REALLY fantastic set, thank you for releasing it when we all needed it. Stay safe!
"Listen... your dad loves you, alright?"
I literally just peed myself in traffic 😂
I think if I tracked how many nights I re-listened to one of Zoltan's charming and hilarious specials I might be embarrassed for a second or two. And then I would just get back to one of my favourite stand up specials again.❤️ Addicted to Zoltan
Watched you for the first time ever and could not stop laughing. Still got a goofy smile on my face. Modern man is hilarious! I'm a fan.
Thank you!!
"...we can burn this thing down with a fart and a scented candle..." I fkn lost it. 😂😂😂
This is the best special I’ve seen in a while. Soooo good and his style is so perfect it’s like he’s not trying
Cured my depression. Needed these laughs.
A fenomenal comedian! Absolute top notch quality humor. Very well crafted jokes, perfect delivery and hilarious punch lines. Loved it 😂😆
I've been sad because my two elderly dogs passed away really close together, and watching your comedy specials has made me laugh a lot today ❤ thank you
This guy is HILARIOUS. Should be much more well know! Hopefully he gets a Netflix special 😂👍
The people to the left of the stage add to the performance...
Right lol could watch again just for the drama of getting another drink and paying 🍿🍿🍿
Did you see the lady pointing at her man at 18:26 when Zoltan said "I can't wait in line anymore" as if to say "you are like this too"? 🤣
Absolutely! It makes it more like being in the audience.
I thought they were so distracting like... Relax and pay attention.. jeeze
They had a whole 5 act play going
Refreshing, funny and super natural deliverable. Definitely 👍 need a Netflix Special.
I've liked Zoltan's content for a while, I'm so happy to see that he's gaining traction and doing longer shows. I laughed the entire time
Omg divorce!
I remember he used to be talking about his then wife 😭 I was like aww then!
rararabia19 ugh SAME 😓 my heart broke a little 💔
rararabia19 what????? He’s divorced??? What happened?
IKR! Sorry to hear it. Hope they both are happy even without each other.
@@Heavenzvoice no idea what happened, this is new to me!!
Same! I remember watching his video about the wedding and felt happy for him.
So happy this man popped up as a suggested video! I am currently on a mission to watch every minute of content this guy has posted , dude is HILARIOUS
I friggin' love your shows man, love from an Algerian quarantined in Prague ❤️
Ok so I was a waitress at a comedy club where he performed quite often. And we’d sometimes chat after shows and stuff when closing down for the evening and stuff like that . But I never actually listened to his material ( or anyone else’s for that matter), because comedy club waitressing is different kind of waitressing . This particular club served food. Not just bar food but full on entrees and the whole nine . So we had to jam pack up to 3 full dinner and drink services “shifts” (1 per show) in one evening . My point being , there was never time to actually listen to any of the comedians. This is the first time I’ve actually watched and listened. F$&king HILARIOUS!! I never knew! This is seriously so funny.. I don’t generally laugh out loud at something when alone (even if I find it funny) unless it’s REALLY funny. This made me laugh out loud . This is really good:)
Hope you’re doing well!! It’s been some years to say the least! I’m guessing about 10!!
Just in general from what I have seen I'd like to apologize for how assholes treat serving staff at comedy and music clubs. Also cheers, mate.
Seriously so good dude! Well done your humour is so refreshing, I love that it’s not all sex jokes and easy shots, it’s genuinely a quirky life experience perspective and it’s the best - yay for Zoltan!
The bed bugs part had me crying with laughter!
I thought he would tag the homeless guy there, how now he loves him for giving him all the great pillows...