Detective Sajam Solves the Chipotle Caper
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- เผยแพร่เมื่อ 6 ก.ย. 2024
- streamed Nov. 16, 2023
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as someone who doesn't live in california, has never had chipotle, but smokes everyday; i believe every word out of this mans mouth
detective sajam's been pulled into the tiktok react meta LMFAO
the stoner "oh shit i just said that" was scary accurate... 😵💫
I howled at scratched off face Sajam holding a perfectly intact burrito bowl. Top 10 greatest cuts of all time
i worked at chipotle in high school and pretty much every bowl we made looked like the ones in those pictures. the people at that girl’s chipotle must like, hate her or something
Yeah I always get bowls from chipotle cause it's so much more food that I can have it for two meals lol
if she goes out of her ways to make hater videos like this, I can understand how her reputation can plummet by her locals
Most of the time, people who complain about getting consistently bad service treat people in service jobs like trash and get worse service because of it.
People really think the guy that hit the bong in the parking lot before his shift is painstakingly measuring out every ingredient to save Chipotle like 10 cents per customer while they're making a poverty wage?
Imagine if they stopped getting blasted before work and did their job properly so they could make an adult wage at an adult job that requires the labor quality of a sober adult though.
@@Fucklifedeadshit I doubt anyone working at chipotle could do anything to get an "adult wage"
Okay Boomer
I mean i am required by policy and law to be sober at my job and I won't lie. Although i make more my job is NOT harder than working fast-food service
@@Fucklifedeadshityou're grounded go stand in the corner
Congrats on being an influencer Sajam. It's official now that a TikTok person said so. You made it.
I said it'd be about the discourse so I was technically correct
Sajam just walking in, going all "Chipotle seller, I require your largest bowl".
Anyways I had to be really careful with my tea when Majin oBear came up, you were this close to having a murder case on your hands.
Yah I live in the LA area and Chipotle workers are down. One time I got an order at my regular spot and forgot my wallet and they were like, "Don't worry family, we got you." And you have a regular spot you friendly with they get a little loose with the protein too and will hook it up.
If the meat in your burrito bowl wasn’t visible because it was under the other ingredients then you should have hit it with a mixup.
Sajam's commentary and gameplay analysis and guides and all that is great and all, but Sajam talking about random other shit that's going on in his life is peak Sajam, to me.
When the world needed him most… he returned!
Sajam's face is on the "No fly list, they're already too high"
Also an "Influencer kills" tshirt with Sajam's face scratched like in the video
"Will Influencer Kill?"
you're really at the mercy of your local joint, even with these bigass fast food chains. for years I thought I hated the food at Dairy Queen then I visited my friend in the next town over and they gave me like 1.5x of everything and it was lit.
Detect O'Jam solves his most mysterious caper yet.
Damn he's guaced!
I live in SoCal myself (Orange County) and this is a straight fact. Every single bowl I get looks like this
The real tech is to not come in during the lunch or dinner rush. If you come in around 4:30 (depending on your area) they'll usually be way more likely to hook you up with whatever extra stuff you want.
-a guy who worked there for 5 yrs
The most interesting part of this video is majin obama becoming a cryptid haunting the forests of japan
Detective sajam solving the biggest case yet… it’s really true not all heroes wear capes.
I like to hit em with the unblockable “you sure that’s enough chicken?” Extra chicken, every time
I always knew Sajam was secretly funded by Big Burrito
seeing sajams censored image was so fking funny
Can't believe he's just giving away the California tech
Never not had a bowl look like that.
If you want you bowl to look like that, keep adding stuff. You get mild, hot and corn salsa, it's just gonna happen.
You go half and half on the protein, it never comes out 50 50, it's 60 60.
Complaining about any empty bowl when she always passes in rice.
so I used to work at chipotle and if we were on the main line they were more cool with us eyeballing the portions cuz they know that people are gonna want extra. but on the drive through only line, which included online orders through the app but also things like doordash etc, they directly told us to cut the portions slightly, both to cut down on cost efficiency, but also to cut down on time spent per order (we got a lot of orders and rolling thicc ass burritos takes more time than rolling a smaller one). so if you want to make sure you're getting more food: go in person and like he says in the video: ask for more. also I just didn't give a shit so if the person seemed chill I would just give them extra protein and not charge them for it.
having worked at chipotle, we never filled bowls nearly as high as in the influencer photos 😂 cuz the sooner we ran out the more work we had to do. and you had to glare at the double scoopers to get em in line.
He's channeling his inner Investigator Azuma
Influencer eats, shoots, and leaves
Guac'd down to the bowl but gotta borrow carne asada from the Chipotle?
Holy crap it's been so long since the Detective Sajam was on the case.
hey sajam. a few weeks ago I got a chipotle burrito that got rolled up like a square. it looked kind of like a chode in that it was wider than it was long. is it okay if I blame you on tiktok for that
As a stoner who used to work at chipotle… he tells no lies
straight up the chipotle by my house is all stoners i never ask for double anything and get loaded up! all the bowls he showed looked hella small too me 😂😂
Chipotle gonna send you the VIP card so they stack the bowl every time.
The shirts right, you're killing it out here Jam Man
You fool; you have taught us how to order The Sajam at Chipotle
Paid for by Chipotle
Not this time
If Sajam wears that shirt to CPT...
We're gonna have a good time.
This is top tier Chipotle tech
Majin with the world's fastest command run
that is the sickest crew neck
as a resident of Colorado, home of Chipotle and a land of abundant weed, this all checks out.
I used to go to this one chinese food place every week when I was working, didn't even have to order after a while. I've probably been going there over a decade overall
That shirt in the end is hilarious
Sajam teaching the Chipotle meta
Dang it, best part got cut at 3:46 where he said "Fuck, this person is not high at all".
What a ride
Let me tell you, I'm in rural PA but you walk into Chipotle (or really any place similar) and you see a like young 20s something dude who looks like out of his mind behind the counter and the first thought is "This is gonna be a great bowl"
Damn, he’s good.
this ad is beyond me
Wait the detective is back oh shit
Gotta love the internet, where everyone talks like they know everything, but they don't know shit about fuck.
Those bowls looked incredibly normal to me. Wtf is that girl talking about, lol.
I'm sure chipotle likes you saying their employees are high, lol
I like the burritos. They’re pretty consistently good, but my only complaint is that they’re always out of peppers and onions.
this shirt was made by william killiard
Every bowl I've ever had looks like that. Wherever she lives must be full of stingy Chipotle's or something
I can confirm, as someone who has worked in many foodservice jobs while not high, and we have 1 rule, "standard service and shut the fuck up" so essentially you get whatever we give you and we won't prompt you for extra shit because that just makes more work us and we're already exhausted and just wanna go home lmao it doesn't matter who you are LOL you won't get anything extra unless you ask for it directly 99 times out of 100
What a banger shirt. If I ever had subscribers I'd buy that shirt
damn hes in the same shirt
That shirt LMAO
You’d think in Vancouver they would also make your bowl as stacked with all the stoners, but they don’t get hired, economy sucks.
You should do another character downplay video
Is this a 5min ad?
my psychology teacher told us how to he will prime the mind of the worker to get them to put more food into his bowl. Deadass pulls a jedi mind trick to get extra food at chipotle
Please share the tech.
Yeah, come on, you can’t drop a comment like this and then leave us hanging
bro this is just a chipotle ad
I don’t have chipotle in my country 😂
damn i caught this one early
So you choose what you have and the quantity..
Why doesnt thus wman order more
carne asada
Don't mind about censored faces from that ticktock to avoid their audiences going after. Someone just want to view milkin out of their shamin, I tell ya that
Sponsored by Chipotle 😔👏
LMAO
love watching a video of a stream of a guy watching a tiktok about a lady watching a tiktok all to shill for a company. i fucking LOVE the internet now
Chipotle was never good
i hate chipotle
Paid for by Chipotle lets be real
As a non-fat non-Americunt, this video is... odd to me.
bro if a guy came in and said "hey im an influencer give me the best bowl you can" im gonna try and influence you to leave me alone lmao they dont get paid to deal with shit like that 😆
Influencer, it kills 🪨
The most interesting part of this video is majin obama becoming a cryptid haunting the forests of japan