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I'm imagining an introverted boss who's like "Really? I have no meetings this week? You're sure?" and is just weirdly okay with this scheduling quirk that ~somehow~ keeps happening.
“The right woman is closer than you apparently realise, boss.” ROFL. This was SO much fun! A really good script, great sfx and truly excellent voice-acting, (“Taser *crackle * just in case~” is the most impossibly perfect example of homicidal sweetness I have ever heard. Which, granted, is not a sentence I thought I would ever have to use, but still! Incredible!) all coming together to make a fantastic whole. Loved every second of it, thank you so much for sharing!
"I'm so used to carrying our conversations so I might as well carry you" - Actually seems like an accurate statement of anyone who interacts with me. Except if anyone ACTUALLY was able to carry me unaided, I'd be impressed. Lovesickness has some strange dilusional qualities but I don't think moving a man just over 22 Stone (308lbs) is extremely viable no matter how much the character wants it to be possible. All that aside, The role play was very good and I look forward to finding more.
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!" -The great, the legendary *Cave Johnson*
There's no sequel script at this time, sorry to say! Even if there were, the ending with the trunk and such was adlibbed, so the "official" script would probably diverge quite a bit from where I was thinking it'd go ha. But if I ever have the opportunity to continue this storyline, I definitely will. It was fun.
Kidnapped again? Damnit! I really need to pay more attention to advances of my coworkers! Your sillier takes on scripts is one of the things I enjoy the most about your audios. Thank you for the latest installment of Febru-dere, Vel!
I'm imagining a poor clueless protagonist in an unconventional harem anime who is kidnapped at least twice an episode by different "love interests" and just keeps changing hands like a hot potato. 😆 And thank YOU for being here, as always! 💖 It means a lot.
Considering just how oblivious the Listener was in this, she still may be playing things too subtle. I could totally see them asking her if this is some corporate retreat they didn't see the email for. xD Not that I'm one to talk. Took me a half second to realize that "Crazy people pretending to be meek and mild" line was in reference to her. So yeah, my survival instincts need to be sharpened. But this was a very cute, funny little audio. Kind of getting two different vibes from this one. Namely the wholesome kidnapper with just the secretary's sweet, super cute and tender personality and the serial killer Yandere for that ruthless other side. Not that the latter curtails how silly and fluffy this one is. Granted I've already admitted I don't have the best survival instincts so...xD Love how she took the time to empty out the trunk to make room for the Listener. For some reason that line just cracks me up. Excellent work.
So that's why she would always volunteer to get my coffee for me, take extra hours to help me with the paperwork, would go to "pick a special ring" for m- *wait a minute....she didn't stop talking about how I would be "the best husband ever"...*
Silly, funny, weirdly charming and creepy. The bit at the end with her lugging the listener in the trunk made me chuckle. I mean, I'd be mad and extremely concerned for my safety but she is kind of cute...
This came on randomly at that point we all are at in the morning where you're not asleep but not totally awake and i guess the tv volume was up higher then i thought because all of a sudden I hear that taser go off and I shoot right up and needless to say I was wide awake 😆 still this was great really loving your audios😄
@@VanillaVelvetAudio send a note to the editor "masked menace burns down orphanage and steals food from the homeless." I want it on the front page A.S.A.P.!
Aw, thank you! I'm doing okay, just a little burnt out this week. I hope you're doing well too! I always want my listeners to take care of themselves for me. 🤗
I don't know whether to be happy or scared. On one hand, I'm kidnapped and I think I left the oven on at home. On the other, she's kinda sweet and I may not have to come in on a Monday. Hmmm... A predicament indeed
I'm about professionalism... Professional Wholesomeness that is! And these are certainly the utmost professional wholesome vibes. Much love from UK Vel! 😄💙
The listener has the same perception as Goku. Or Ash Ketchum. Also, fun fact about modern trunks. They now have a lever inside for just this situation.
Nice and simple, well done. Also the last tag, lmao. Very true though. The ending reminded me of the scene in Blues Brother where they open trunk of a car and there's a chest of drawers somehow stuffed in there and person just sleeping with blanket over them.
Sadly, I am that clueless. I'm as dense as the typical anime protagonist, and a gentleman. So until she was unmistakably direct, or very persistent, I probably wouldn't pick up on anything. This whole script was an utter riot.
There's no sequel script at this time, but if I had to write one, I'd say it'd probably go something like: the Listener wakes up in a remote cabin in the woods, and continues to remain horribly dense and oblivious to her attempts at seduction. "Oh...oh, sure, boss! Yes! You, uh, fainted? And...and I brought you to my place because I didn't have the keys to yours. Yep. You figured it out. :((" (insert distressed awkward yandere noises)
Me (comeing back to work at night because i forgot somthing on my desk.) Me: ohh man I hate this basement garage..... it´s sooooo damn creepy . *DING* elevator door opens revealing my unconscious Boss on the ground and his Secretary holding a taser in her hand. Me:......... soooooooooo I think i´ll take the stairs and .............emmmmm ... till monday ? I guess Velvet Secretary: It's not what its looks like!!!! Me:(form a distance) yea yea I do not care. I'm way too tired for this (closing the door of the stairway)
If it was me, I would have only just realized that she was flirting when we got to the elevator. Then I would have stared and consider if this was real and say, ‘I’d love to see your place.’ Take the chance and avoid my messy house.
"Gee...thanks boss. You're right, if I'm thirsty, it sure is important to stay hydrated." -her, probably, beginning to despair at ever getting through to the Listener
As your boss, I am very worried that you are taking advantage of our company's over time policy if you ware working till midnight messing around with staples and post-its. I'll need to see you in my office.
B-but the whole place is your office, boss! I'm not sure I follow... And aren't we seeing each other right now? [flustered] I-I mean like with our eyes, boss, I don't mean anything weird by it...
I am! My schedule is still a bit screwed up from being sick (that's why I've missed the last two premieres, actually and am falling behind on comments!), but I'm feeling okay. 👍
*NOTE:* Vanilla Velvet Audio takes no legal responsibility for any resulting cases of alcohol poisoning. (lmfao there are 30+ uses of "boss" in the script; that works out to almost two full size bottles of liquor. God help me I did the math.)
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a secretary really is the perfect cover and resource for a yandere, she already has access to her boss and can control his scheduling and appointments
I'm imagining an introverted boss who's like "Really? I have no meetings this week? You're sure?" and is just weirdly okay with this scheduling quirk that ~somehow~ keeps happening.
'-' think this gave me Stockholm syndrome well also being the awkward guy who would be oblivious
“The right woman is closer than you apparently realise, boss.” ROFL. This was SO much fun! A really good script, great sfx and truly excellent voice-acting, (“Taser *crackle * just in case~” is the most impossibly perfect example of homicidal sweetness I have ever heard. Which, granted, is not a sentence I thought I would ever have to use, but still! Incredible!) all coming together to make a fantastic whole. Loved every second of it, thank you so much for sharing!
"I'm so used to carrying our conversations so I might as well carry you" - Actually seems like an accurate statement of anyone who interacts with me.
Except if anyone ACTUALLY was able to carry me unaided, I'd be impressed. Lovesickness has some strange dilusional qualities but I don't think moving a man just over 22 Stone (308lbs) is extremely viable no matter how much the character wants it to be possible.
All that aside, The role play was very good and I look forward to finding more.
"When life gives you lemons, don’t make lemonade. Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don’t want your damn lemons, what the hell am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life’s manager! Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I’m the man who’s gonna burn your house down! With the lemons! I’m gonna get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!"
-The great, the legendary *Cave Johnson*
Science Isn't About Why It's About Why Not.
Yay a silly take! I LOOOOVED her take on Misevia the Imp Girl, so we’ll see just how silly this one ends up 😂
It's a bit less goofy than the over the top wackiness that was Misevia but I hope you like it anyway!
I did! And someday I’m sure you’ll do something that tops even Misevia on the wackiness scale
Gosh, I love her. My favorite part in a woman is the amount of dedication and loyalty they can have for someone. I hope we see more of this character.
There's no sequel script at this time, sorry to say! Even if there were, the ending with the trunk and such was adlibbed, so the "official" script would probably diverge quite a bit from where I was thinking it'd go ha. But if I ever have the opportunity to continue this storyline, I definitely will. It was fun.
Kidnapped again? Damnit! I really need to pay more attention to advances of my coworkers!
Your sillier takes on scripts is one of the things I enjoy the most about your audios. Thank you for the latest installment of Febru-dere, Vel!
I'm imagining a poor clueless protagonist in an unconventional harem anime who is kidnapped at least twice an episode by different "love interests" and just keeps changing hands like a hot potato. 😆
And thank YOU for being here, as always! 💖 It means a lot.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio that sounds far better than what I was thinking!
when you said taser i almost lost it. that delivery was gold.
Thank you! I'm glad you liked that!
Considering just how oblivious the Listener was in this, she still may be playing things too subtle. I could totally see them asking her if this is some corporate retreat they didn't see the email for. xD
Not that I'm one to talk. Took me a half second to realize that "Crazy people pretending to be meek and mild" line was in reference to her. So yeah, my survival instincts need to be sharpened.
But this was a very cute, funny little audio. Kind of getting two different vibes from this one. Namely the wholesome kidnapper with just the secretary's sweet, super cute and tender personality and the serial killer Yandere for that ruthless other side. Not that the latter curtails how silly and fluffy this one is. Granted I've already admitted I don't have the best survival instincts so...xD
Love how she took the time to empty out the trunk to make room for the Listener. For some reason that line just cracks me up. Excellent work.
"Very nice, but let's see Paul Allen's Yandere Asmr."
Oh my god. It even has a watermark. 😭
"I could rub your shoulders for you, boss. Every day, every hour if you let me."
What a pleasant and platonic offer from my secretary.
The only thing more impressive than her forwardness is the listener's denseness.
So that's why she would always volunteer to get my coffee for me, take extra hours to help me with the paperwork, would go to "pick a special ring" for m- *wait a minute....she didn't stop talking about how I would be "the best husband ever"...*
"Ha, ha, nothing gets past you, boss! (whispered) Except every drugged cup of coffee SOMEhow...." - Her, probably
I ain't autistic but on god I would still assume that she is just being friendly.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio well you see, the way i got past all the drugs is simple.
*I'M FUCKIN' INVINCIBLE!*
Aww 😊 that's the kind of love I want! So dedicated! Hopefully I could reciprocate in kind.
Loved the voice acting in this one! Ty
Thanks! I'm glad you enjoyed it! Maybe aim a little higher than "will knock you out and put you in her trunk" for a life partner though. 😆
"Don't have a clear job description"?
Oh, gosh, Human Resources isn't doing their job again.
Somebody get me the director on the phone!
"Human Resources" That's like, where we get lunch from, right? They supply the soylent green?
I quite appreciate the pseudo-break in character as you try to pick up something/someone really heavy.
Silly, funny, weirdly charming and creepy. The bit at the end with her lugging the listener in the trunk made me chuckle.
I mean, I'd be mad and extremely concerned for my safety but she is kind of cute...
This came on randomly at that point we all are at in the morning where you're not asleep but not totally awake and i guess the tv volume was up higher then i thought because all of a sudden I hear that taser go off and I shoot right up and needless to say I was wide awake 😆 still this was great really loving your audios😄
DON'T TASE ME BRO
It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out.
@@VanillaVelvetAudio thank you! subbed!
Can we please get a part 2?
This one is in my top 5 of your videos! ❤
This is so adorable
The only "Pressing Need" I have is that I need a picture of Spider-Man with his hand in the cookie jar on my desk by tomorrow morning.
Sorry, Mr. Jameson, sir. All I've got is pictures of Spider-Man saving orphans and feeding the homeless? Can you work with those?
@@VanillaVelvetAudio send a note to the editor "masked menace burns down orphanage and steals food from the homeless." I want it on the front page A.S.A.P.!
I hope you are well Vanilla Velvet, take care of yourself, your health is the most important 🤗
Aw, thank you! I'm doing okay, just a little burnt out this week. I hope you're doing well too! I always want my listeners to take care of themselves for me. 🤗
Looking forward to this one‼️💯
Yay! I hope you enjoy it!
Never would I ever think someone calling me "Boss" would make the nerves in my fingers tingle like a western gunslinger
I have a new favorite character from your ASMRs. Fantastically addictive.
Business suits are so hot
Good god it's true tho 👌
I don't know whether to be happy or scared. On one hand, I'm kidnapped and I think I left the oven on at home. On the other, she's kinda sweet and I may not have to come in on a Monday. Hmmm... A predicament indeed
Omg I read the description and it was so very funny
I'm about professionalism... Professional Wholesomeness that is!
And these are certainly the utmost professional wholesome vibes.
Much love from UK Vel!
😄💙
The listener has the same perception as Goku. Or Ash Ketchum.
Also, fun fact about modern trunks. They now have a lever inside for just this situation.
he he yay hugs to u vanilla :)
I'm glad you enjoyed it!
Tbh im glad you hqve posted theses audios in February. Tbh made me hate the month a little less. Also pt.2?
Gonna be at work during the premiere like always, so I'll look forward to it when I return!
Have a great day, bud! 🤗
@@VanillaVelvetAudio SOMEONE NEEDS TO MAKE A HORROR GAME BASED ON THIS, FOR REAL. IT'D DO SO WELL.
Not gonna lie, women probably need to go yandere on me if they want me to notice that.
Good thing you're into it then, I guess 😆
Either the listener is completely oblivious or they know exactly what's going on and they act oblivious
Nice and simple, well done. Also the last tag, lmao. Very true though.
The ending reminded me of the scene in Blues Brother where they open trunk of a car and there's a chest of drawers somehow stuffed in there and person just sleeping with blanket over them.
Sadly, I am that clueless. I'm as dense as the typical anime protagonist, and a gentleman. So until she was unmistakably direct, or very persistent, I probably wouldn't pick up on anything. This whole script was an utter riot.
Hahahaha I'm one of those girls who's direct and persistent; trust me, sometimes even that doesn't help. 🤣
@@VanillaVelvetAudio That's kind of sad.
Giga-chad boss right there was keeping their relationship professional to the very end
Ngl it'd be interesting to see what a part 2 of this would be like
There's no sequel script at this time, but if I had to write one, I'd say it'd probably go something like: the Listener wakes up in a remote cabin in the woods, and continues to remain horribly dense and oblivious to her attempts at seduction. "Oh...oh, sure, boss! Yes! You, uh, fainted? And...and I brought you to my place because I didn't have the keys to yours. Yep. You figured it out. :((" (insert distressed awkward yandere noises)
Hearing a taser so suddenly actually scared me! I love it so much! Awesome audio.
Me (comeing back to work at night because i forgot somthing on my desk.)
Me: ohh man I hate this basement garage..... it´s sooooo damn creepy .
*DING* elevator door opens revealing my unconscious Boss on the ground and his Secretary holding a taser in her hand.
Me:......... soooooooooo I think i´ll take the stairs and .............emmmmm ... till monday ? I guess
Velvet Secretary: It's not what its looks like!!!!
Me:(form a distance) yea yea I do not care. I'm way too tired for this (closing the door of the stairway)
This scenario has very strong "Grandpa Simpson entering and immediately leaving a strip club gif" energy 😆
@@VanillaVelvetAudio that's exactly what I had in mind xD. have a lovely evening Vanilla and til your next awesome story ♥
I'd do the same, but honestly I'd be screaming internally afterwards
She is so cute, how could knife ever say no to such a cute yandere?
Found the knife
Guys this may sound crazy but...I think she likes the boss...Dare I say, like likes.
I’m just listening and I’m realized I am as oblivious as the character is but I am actually paying attention so I’m not oblivious right now
If it was me, I would have only just realized that she was flirting when we got to the elevator. Then I would have stared and consider if this was real and say, ‘I’d love to see your place.’ Take the chance and avoid my messy house.
If I was the boss, near the beginning I would be like: are you okay? Why the fuck you talking like an Amazon employee
Ah, yes, hint-bomb speaker and dumb-butt listener. My favorite dynamic.
No need to respond but all I’m saying is if you were on the HUB I be like 👀😍💕
lol maybe someday if I ever get the nerve 😅
Hyped. Looking forward to listening
I hope you enjoy it!
Nice
Man the amount of smiles and laughs i got from this audio is too many. Wonderful script and even better delivery.
She just lifted 118 pounds like it was a loaf of bread💀
Wow, your visuals are so impressive and aesthetic! Instant subscribe. I'm taking notes!
Here's a bottle of water
"Gee...thanks boss. You're right, if I'm thirsty, it sure is important to stay hydrated." -her, probably, beginning to despair at ever getting through to the Listener
I love how she just starts falling apart as I maintain a professional attitude.
If only I could have real yandere gf
Oh, sure, everyone SAYS that until the duct tape comes out 🙄
@@VanillaVelvetAudio i promise that i won't scream or run away
Ok I need to know what happens next
As your boss, I am very worried that you are taking advantage of our company's over time policy if you ware working till midnight messing around with staples and post-its. I'll need to see you in my office.
B-but the whole place is your office, boss! I'm not sure I follow... And aren't we seeing each other right now? [flustered] I-I mean like with our eyes, boss, I don't mean anything weird by it...
Alternate title: Trying to avoid a lawsuit for almost 12 minutes.
Yeah, but in a fantasy world like this audio, where's the fun in that?
Time to start a business
Just another day at work............well il at least get to meet courage the cowardly dog XD.
i wish you a great weekend vanilla.
Thank you! I'm glad you enjoyed it. You have a great weekend too, you hear? 😊
@@VanillaVelvetAudio loud and clear
As if woman want talk me
Caveman moment
Cute, I loved it! Great job Vanilla
Pancakes 🥞
"Magic 8-ball, should I be concerned about my secretary?"
*"RUN, YOU IDIOT! RUN!"*
-SIGH-……. Jennifer…. Please….. just get back to work 😐
Are you feeling better today velvet?
I am! My schedule is still a bit screwed up from being sick (that's why I've missed the last two premieres, actually and am falling behind on comments!), but I'm feeling okay. 👍
@@VanillaVelvetAudio I’m glad you’re feeling better 😁😊
[Alternatively]
"Nice try with the taser, but I developed an immunity."
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Your voice acting skills are outstanding
Is it wrong of me to think the listener kind of deserved what they got? She was nowhere near subtle about how she felt.😂
hello can someone please water my plants while I am gone my secretary assures me that I will not be home for quite some time thank you in advance.
What kind of voltage are taking about and where did she tag him. She dropped him like a bad habit
Is this the secretary that was all over that girl's dad a couple of videos ago?
She said boss so many times, I started feeling like I was in metal gear solid 5.
Ah taser how could I forget about that
Great work boss now come back to Motherbase
(summons the Pequod)
So who do I have next to meet me?
She must be stronger than she looks
8:35 taser
Wait what?-
Where part 2?
There's no sequel script at this time, sorry to say! But if there ever is, I'll probably do it. This storyline was tons of fun. 😁
Take a shot everytime she says boss.
THE DESCRIPTION LMAO
"The stock market"💀🤣
“”Thirsty””
❤
💖💖💖💖 Thank you so much for this amazing script; I loved it.
Part 2 when?
Boss
What are you doing with the recruit, she's got the voice strain?
Boss?
Boss?
Boooooooooooos!!!!
I probably would have picked up on most if not all of her hints.
My 100 other yanderes will not be happy about this
Professionals have STANDARDS
This is THE only good reason to run a business is this yandere
✨👍✨
🎉
Hello there,
GENERAL KENOBI, YOU ARE A BOLD ONE
Salutations!
❤️✨
💖🥰
Take a shot everytime "boss" is said.
*NOTE:* Vanilla Velvet Audio takes no legal responsibility for any resulting cases of alcohol poisoning.
(lmfao there are 30+ uses of "boss" in the script; that works out to almost two full size bottles of liquor. God help me I did the math.)
Wow....a TH-camr who tells you the logic behind a suicide attempt, stonks
💞💖
💖💖
Zhongli stop flirting and shield me already! My electro yandere secretary is tasing me for Osial's sake!
@@incensestick4769 ♦️Solidified♦️
God i love a brave obedient woman