Yandere Cultist Says You’re an Eldritch God?! (Yandere ASMR • Unhinged • Mortal Listener OR ARE YOU)

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  • @my_dad_came_back_with_milk
    @my_dad_came_back_with_milk หลายเดือนก่อน +148

    Yandere cultist : your a eldritch god
    Me : not the worst thing a girl has said to me

    • @ForgetLily
      @ForgetLily หลายเดือนก่อน

      What was?

    • @F4T4L_N3O
      @F4T4L_N3O หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@my_dad_came_back_with_milk I’m curious now aswell…

  • @anomanderrake654
    @anomanderrake654 หลายเดือนก่อน +375

    This is a very bad excuse to get us in chains. Really, you could just ask.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +151

      Better to beg forgiveness, than ask permission? Isn't that the yandere creed?

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      🕳️😶‍🌫️🌺

    • @mikevthewisp
      @mikevthewisp หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudioa yandere wouldn't ask forgiveness. They would say they are right and you better love them ❤. 🔪

    • @hastur2905
      @hastur2905 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      holy shit it's anomander rake from the malazan book of the fallen

    • @anomanderrake654
      @anomanderrake654 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      @@hastur2905 I made this account years ago when I read gardens of the moon and I keep forgetting about it because no one got the reference for years.

  • @leonardl.church987
    @leonardl.church987 หลายเดือนก่อน +174

    Maybe the real Eldritch God is the friends we made along the way.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +49

      I mean....they did end up part of that god, in a way, so....yeah. Kinda.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🌺

  • @MeltyVampire
    @MeltyVampire หลายเดือนก่อน +194

    No way the ghost hunters group is named piss im gonna cry from laughter

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +104

      In the script, they were originally just PIS; but...I saw the opportunity for a very stupid joke, and of course had to go for it.

    • @Ence-uu4yd
      @Ence-uu4yd หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio 100% worth it

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🌺

    • @mostlyjovial6177
      @mostlyjovial6177 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

      People
      In
      Sacred
      Seance
      Better known by P.I.S.S.

  • @21eienni
    @21eienni หลายเดือนก่อน +152

    Find someone who loves you for who you are inside. Just like her.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +60

      Just make sure it's your eldritch soul she loves and not like...your kidneys.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

  • @SamuelPrime98
    @SamuelPrime98 หลายเดือนก่อน +16

    "I thought peeling away your mortal form was metaphorical"
    I was. . . I was kind of hoping it would be, too

    • @BarbatosDeAnemo
      @BarbatosDeAnemo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา +2

      Well guess what? Elderitch beings are never simple and that's a fact 🤧

  • @maritofuentes4690
    @maritofuentes4690 หลายเดือนก่อน +76

    Listener seems pretty chill for a Eldritch god
    Normally being forcefully awakened results in the summoners being subjected to horrible fate
    so i like the idea that so i like the idea that the whole "dark lord whod take over the world" was the equivalent of a edgy teenager phase
    Priestess: my dark lord is the one destined to rule over the world , they will cover the world in shadows and do as they please
    Listener: please stop telling people about that, i was young
    Nyarlatoteph is still laughing at me

    • @GabrielArdes-e5b
      @GabrielArdes-e5b หลายเดือนก่อน +11

      AAAAAAA SUCKER FOR LOVE REFERENCEEEEEEEEEE

    • @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051
      @aldiascholarofthefirstsin1051 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Like it's something so easy they don't even bother and any God who does is like just a edgy lord.

    • @luckyrose2648
      @luckyrose2648 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      It's like a edgy times they rather forget and pretend it never happened.

  • @M0DIDDLY
    @M0DIDDLY หลายเดือนก่อน +57

    "May I be permitted to rub this in anyone's face should they think even for a second that they're more favored by you than I am"
    I mean, if you can't then what's the point? Of Course!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +22

      That's the spirit! Gotta give your high priestess bragging rights.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      🌺

  • @Dickenmyas
    @Dickenmyas หลายเดือนก่อน +21

    I wish it was like a really chill god like he's not EVIL. it's just that what he does is viewed as evil, but the god is just some dude who happens to rule over darkness

    • @Dickenmyas
      @Dickenmyas หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Haven't finished the video yet so hopes are up

  • @F4T4L_N3O
    @F4T4L_N3O หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    As a fellow human from the mortal realm I can indeed confirm that I am indeed cooked.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +21

      anyone: i'm cooked
      me, every time: 👀food? food? burger? food?

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺😶‍🌫️🕳️

    • @F4T4L_N3O
      @F4T4L_N3O หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio funny you say that cuz I just made oatmeal lol!

  • @MrSHADOWANGEL999
    @MrSHADOWANGEL999 หลายเดือนก่อน +75

    Here we go again
    Unchained and ready to play cult of the lamb the home game

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +23

      “cult of the lamb the home game”💀

    • @BarbatosDeAnemo
      @BarbatosDeAnemo 18 วันที่ผ่านมา

      Lmao 😂😂😂

  • @0Z4ND3R0
    @0Z4ND3R0 หลายเดือนก่อน +45

    The amount of food poisoning in this video is perfect

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +15

      lmao it's important to strike a good balance; not too much, not too little!

  • @Gakulon
    @Gakulon หลายเดือนก่อน +25

    goddess of darkness rather suits me, given my sensitivity to bright lights. Let the world be blanketed in a comforting dim glow at most!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +17

      First decree of the goddess of darkness: no light bulbs over 20 watts shall be sold in the kingdom!

    • @speedman69420
      @speedman69420 หลายเดือนก่อน

      yeah i am not giving up my lamps, I dont like stubbing my toes against my weights.
      It sucks acicdentally kicking a 5kg dumbbell.
      I dont want white light just yellow light but bright-ish.
      Btw how the hell are you supposed to drive if your headlights are 20 watt.
      Like i am not surviving a highway without my headlights

    • @Gakulon
      @Gakulon หลายเดือนก่อน

      @@speedman69420 under my rule as supreme eldritch deity, there will be large, widespread public transport initiatives and other public infrastructure projects. don't say the lady of darkness never did anything for ya 😎👉

  • @BrownSugarShadow
    @BrownSugarShadow หลายเดือนก่อน +60

    We’re casting Eldritch Blast with this one!

  • @deathscythe1098
    @deathscythe1098 หลายเดือนก่อน +73

    Cultist, Yandere, Crazy are words that mean something else to society. to me? well it translates to wife

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +20

      Hey, wacky (fictional) cultists need love too!

    • @deathscythe1098
      @deathscythe1098 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      They do indeed.... they're the most loyal people ever, definitely wife material

  • @Lucidplays34
    @Lucidplays34 หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Me: *goes out for the first time in a while*
    Cultist: THE GOD OF DARKNESS

  • @nickvlahos4547
    @nickvlahos4547 หลายเดือนก่อน +108

    It would be indescribably hilarious if this is just really robust gas lighting.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +61

      God, that WOULD be funny...alas, Listener is JUST an eldritch god.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

  • @SiySmic-True
    @SiySmic-True หลายเดือนก่อน +51

    How many substances was this written on😭🙏🏾

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +41

      I can guarantee the writer was consuming at least water and air. Other than that? Couldn't say.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      🌺

  • @zackihen4905
    @zackihen4905 หลายเดือนก่อน +65

    Sorry no I'm not Cthulu I'm his Younger Brother.
    Keithulu: The Average Middle Aged Thing.
    Much love from UK Vel!
    😄💙

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +27

      In his Lazy Boy recliner at R'lyeh, drowsy Keithulu waits dreaming.
      Much love from my side of the pond, as ever! 💖

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

  • @bolittle1
    @bolittle1 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Something that really makes your audios stand out (besides the great quality) is the humor. The P.I.S.S. joke actually had me laughing pretty hard

  • @Hsereal
    @Hsereal หลายเดือนก่อน +11

    "K'resh".
    Wow, that is a dark reference. I like it.

    • @Anemone616
      @Anemone616 3 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

      I didn't think it was on purpose at first (and come to think of it, being deliberate makes more sense), i just thought "damn it i don't want that on my mind right now"

  • @snipsnip3797
    @snipsnip3797 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    Now we need one where the listener is a eldritch god and bro just wants a casual life lmao

  • @lemon_of_truth
    @lemon_of_truth หลายเดือนก่อน +81

    What if, your the edritch god!?

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +40

      Ultimate plot twist!

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio🌺

    • @elomthekiller
      @elomthekiller หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      I love yuno gasai!!!

    • @lemon_of_truth
      @lemon_of_truth หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      @@elomthekiller as do I!

    • @elomthekiller
      @elomthekiller หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@lemon_of_truth sorry just got power at my grandparents but no my house. I used the same yuno pfp for discord from like 2016 to like 2022 and now it’s a drawing of a silly black cat :3

  • @thatguy2482
    @thatguy2482 หลายเดือนก่อน +7

    The lore goes crazy🙏🏼

  • @AttemptedVoices
    @AttemptedVoices หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    I swear, I’ve worn more chains than shirts…
    Only this time, she’s keeping me safe from traitorous blasphemers! So 🎵 bonuuus! 🎵

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      "I swear, I’ve worn more chains than shirts…"
      Should split the difference, start wearing chainmail!

    • @AttemptedVoices
      @AttemptedVoices หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio I still got that extra twenty from the wholesome one.. might give it a shot. Unless the next one gives me free chainmail.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🌺

  • @edmundolastra3279
    @edmundolastra3279 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I remember hearing another interpretation of the first script and loving the concept. You have truly elevated this series vel ❤
    I adore the loud unhinged interpretation belting the quiet creeping progression of the toxic relationship between her and the eldritch being listener.
    The soundscapes, effects and performance were masterfully done and I adored the comedy mixed in with the horror.
    Thank you so much for such a beautiful work of art and giving us the oportunity to experience it.

  • @GlitchSpy
    @GlitchSpy หลายเดือนก่อน +27

    Heart + Giving hands = Yandere Cultist Says You're an Eldritch God?!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +7

      Yep! You got it!

    • @GlitchSpy
      @GlitchSpy หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      ​@@VanillaVelvetAudio Yippee, that's 11 guess correct for the guessing game 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🌺

    • @GlitchSpy
      @GlitchSpy หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      ​@@Grimrose-dn6yi is that 🌺 Orchid Flower for me or Vanilla Velvet Audio?

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@GlitchSpy depends either way it's a flower for anyone because I'm generous

  • @that1otherJake
    @that1otherJake หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    Lol. The innuendos were just fantastic. 😂

  • @Coolbeans3988
    @Coolbeans3988 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    KasumiVA did a fill of this script a while back and it's one of my favorite audios. This was a great fill Vanilla, Karesh thanks you!!

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Glad you enjoyed it! I had fun with it. ^^

  • @ashirothecamramen
    @ashirothecamramen หลายเดือนก่อน +74

    Just saying, peak wife.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +32

      I know you're supposed to be willing to make sacrifices in a relationship, but I don't think blood sacrifices are what most people had in mind....

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🌺

    • @OptimusPrime-1984
      @OptimusPrime-1984 หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio "Would you still love me if I was -a worm- *the eldritch God of darkness?"*

  • @creationx6337
    @creationx6337 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I’m glad that ended on a positive note because this poor cultist girl had hard. Even she deserves happiness and closure, am I right? And she found it with a present power

  • @jameswilliams8555
    @jameswilliams8555 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Hope the Kiresh (not sure if I spelled that right) series gets a continuation, would be excited if we got to meet our siblings.

  • @Anemone616
    @Anemone616 3 วันที่ผ่านมา

    This NEEDS a sequel. This needs a series.

  • @refurbishedtechpriest9076
    @refurbishedtechpriest9076 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    *Me:* "I'm not an eldritch god!"
    *Vanilla:* "Well I say you are my lord! And I should know, I've followed a few..."

  • @finnishthefinnish415
    @finnishthefinnish415 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I had heard this audio before, except for the ending. And the usual sound design of course, fantastic work

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Awesome, thank you! I’m so glad you enjoyed my take on the series!

  • @graywill5395
    @graywill5395 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I hope theres a sequel where she gets her cuddles!

  • @JustAsmr1
    @JustAsmr1 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    He is just standing there MENACINGLY 4:09

  • @neko-chan1513
    @neko-chan1513 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The thumbnail art is so good I love it 💖💖💖💖

  • @zambekiller
    @zambekiller หลายเดือนก่อน +23

    Dang it now I have to move to a different country weird mortals wanting me to remake their world

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +19

      Okay, but that's actually hilarious. "Yeah, okay I'm an eldritch god of darkness, but I just want to like...hang out. I didn't sign on for all these world-remaking responsibilities! I'm outie. ✌️"

    • @zambekiller
      @zambekiller หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio wait wait wait I am not an Eldritch god of darkness I am the Eldritch god of kittens and puppies and rainbows

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +9

      Kittens and puppies and rainbows and you WON'T remake the world in your image?! TRULY YOU ARE A HEARTLESS DEITY 😭

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      🌺👀

  • @mr.vesper5659
    @mr.vesper5659 หลายเดือนก่อน +13

    Hey salvation is just a prayer away. 😂

  • @Tisconde
    @Tisconde หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I take off my hat again, you just make bangers asmrs, i cant stay a week without taking this damn hat😭😭

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Maybe you should stop wearing hats! (Then you can regale people with this little song instead: th-cam.com/video/Zeki4JUZsMQ/w-d-xo.htmlfeature=shared )

  • @deadspinel6842
    @deadspinel6842 หลายเดือนก่อน +14

    VANILLA DROP DAMSEL IN DISTRESS PT 3 AND MY LIFE IS YOURS🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️❗️

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +8

      IT'S COMING. SOMETIME. I forget when I planned to put it in the schedule, but the script is sitting there waiting to be finished. (November? January? idk.)

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🌺😂

  • @SLEPhoto
    @SLEPhoto หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Oooo, tendrils of darkness huh? 😏

  • @sileriussiwar9388
    @sileriussiwar9388 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    This is definitely one of your best ones!❤❤

  • @cameronpollock9539
    @cameronpollock9539 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    This could make a really good series amazing work❤

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      This video is actually a full set of three scripts in one! So I guess in a way it's already a series. ^^ I'm glad you enjoyed it!

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🌺

  • @mrcrazy8032
    @mrcrazy8032 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    I loves yanderes and i love neets. Thanks for making this

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Hey, thanks for listening to it! I'm glad you liked it!

    • @mrcrazy8032
      @mrcrazy8032 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio a lot of your audio is well made and you know your audience as well, i love it

  • @kiaradp82
    @kiaradp82 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    oh shiz she saw me in my king in yellow tshirt ...

  • @rip_asura.
    @rip_asura. หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    we need part 2 this was so good the voice acting was amazing❤

  • @lol-2247
    @lol-2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    A surprise to be sure but a welcome one 😅
    this will make a fine addition to my collection ☠️

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      That's no moon.
      (It's an eldritch god!)

    • @lol-2247
      @lol-2247 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      @@VanillaVelvetAudio nice 🤣

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🌺

  • @wallofbrick
    @wallofbrick หลายเดือนก่อน +12

    Nice try octopus lady. 🐙 i won't be tricked. I'm a human being. I like the fried food and hot dog.

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      But surely eldritch beings can also enjoy fried food and hot dog...

    • @JessicaOrchard
      @JessicaOrchard หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      Shes catching on to us

    • @wallofbrick
      @wallofbrick หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      I just wanna sleep at my house undisturbed. I was having a great dream.

  • @ArceusZer035
    @ArceusZer035 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    💚Reawakened and I have the absolutely best devoted worshipper.💚

  • @luisemarcias66
    @luisemarcias66 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    was just wanting her to give cuddles to the mortal form ./////. but alas, a woman of faith is one who has a strong resolve of her mission and none for attachment

  • @jacksloth762
    @jacksloth762 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    I won't lie I would read a book like that I mean im a fan of the streets of new capenna this would be amazing

  • @donbon3
    @donbon3 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    got visions from spoiled milk, saw a hot dude and created a whole ass cult. crazy.

  • @MidnightSmoke
    @MidnightSmoke หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I really appreciate you championing the age of Midnight (Smoke). As my High Priestess you are over all the other priest and priestess, their ruler and my messenger to them. I have heard the first part of this story so thank you for telling me the full story. Here is a like and comment for the story, for entertaining me, to help your channel grow, to appease the great and powerful TH-cam algorithm demon, and get you the recognition you deserve.

  • @braydenchan302
    @braydenchan302 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    She’s a little confused but she’s got the right spirit

  • @thefallenangel4435
    @thefallenangel4435 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Cant let gang know i fw this

  • @Aqu2008
    @Aqu2008 หลายเดือนก่อน +4

    "wait.......am i an eldritch god or just an apostle of him !?!!?! COFUSION OF THE HIGHEST ORDER !!!!!"

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +5

      I sorta thought the Listener shedding their human form in such a goopy way made that clear but......guess not 💀

  • @Alinori-h9
    @Alinori-h9 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    I guess im trans-eldritch horror now! :3

  • @tonyduong7711
    @tonyduong7711 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    AND FOR YOUR NEXT TASK…
    Find me some of those wings from when I first got back, because damn! Even one such as I can’t comprehend how a frozen meal could be so delectable.
    A-Ahem. THUS SAYS KIRESH, RULER OF THE NIGHT

  • @NotCadu
    @NotCadu หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    One of the coolest asmr I've ever heard, funny how I was more scared of the girl than the eldtrich god lol

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน

      I'm glad you liked it! I had a lot of fun with this one.

  • @KashimoJoestar
    @KashimoJoestar หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I was listening to this in a private tab but I just had to leave an algorithm comment and like because I didn't know it would be this funny

  • @Monkey_Fru
    @Monkey_Fru หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    The listener and eldritch god beyond compression, horror and reason ⬇️
    " *chuckles* she said piss, the boys are gonna love this"

  • @couchbear6108
    @couchbear6108 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    For the last time im not your Elder God, I am a normal human.

  • @TheGuyWhoHasYourBread
    @TheGuyWhoHasYourBread หลายเดือนก่อน +9

    🤔 I don't sse any problem with her , she seems sweet. Just need get her off her "concerning" food palate, wine and dine her like a queen and you got a amazing wife

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +6

      That's the spirit! I'm sure feeding her, y'know, edible food would do her a world of good.

  • @surgegaming4190
    @surgegaming4190 10 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    9:15 *start shaking uncontrollably* i feel it... I... I... *stops* um nothing happen o man i thought i was all powerful for a second

  • @hello-ny5my
    @hello-ny5my หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Well this was good some may even say NEET:). Sorry for the bad pun but hopefully it made at least one person chuckle. Thank you for the video, Vanilla. They always make long days at work go fast when there is a video to watch afterward.🙂🧡

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +2

      Please never apologize for a pun! They make me happy, even when they make me groan, so can they really be considered “bad”? 💖

  • @mikevthewisp
    @mikevthewisp หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Im bad with certain foods... rancid milk, moldy bread.. 🤢🤮

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Reasonable. Maybe Listener better be the cook around the house...

  • @ProblematicHuman
    @ProblematicHuman หลายเดือนก่อน

    Wonderful audio

  • @zeroofachances5389
    @zeroofachances5389 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Few days later shes soon wake up in hospital bed realizing it was all a dream from losing blood

  • @BirdieSenpai
    @BirdieSenpai หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    This must be how Ganondorf felt in Oracle of Ages and Oracle of Seasons. "I'm Ganon? The hell are you on about? What's a Triforce? I'm a king? I don't want to be a king; I just want to eat some fried chicken."
    Also, trying out cult girls since demon girls didn't work on me, Vel? [smug anime girl face]
    I expect probably nobody here realizes just how many Old Testament sly references there are in this audio, especially of Jacob, and it had me pointing at my screen like the Leonardo DiCapricorn meme.

  • @Kessogsasaina
    @Kessogsasaina หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Lol me and the listener have very diffrent priorities he demands food i would of demanded cuddles, but everyone has a different love language

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I'm sure cuddles would come after Listener regains their strength. ^^

  • @lolStopthetrolls
    @lolStopthetrolls หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    i died after she said toys are we

  • @G6ORL
    @G6ORL หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone calling me an eldritch god, has to be the nicest thing said to me all week so far.

  • @azurekite2428
    @azurekite2428 หลายเดือนก่อน

    That was 10/10 I want more so much more

  • @ArceusZer035
    @ArceusZer035 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Oh this will be a fun one 💚

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +3

      I hope you enjoy it! I had a lot of fun with it.

    • @Grimrose-dn6yi
      @Grimrose-dn6yi หลายเดือนก่อน +1

      🌺

  • @coreytobias8590
    @coreytobias8590 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Ngl when I read the thumbnail I thought it said I offer my toenail

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      💀
      Amazing, you were able to find a way to make the horror even MORE horrifying!

  • @Pkhemi
    @Pkhemi หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Ok warlock might be my favorite class but Eldridge god is a bit much... That would explain a lot tho

  • @Reapiii
    @Reapiii หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Oh naw she left but forgot the burger King 5$ meal?! Insane

  • @Slenderman0561
    @Slenderman0561 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    I find it funny it's in my recommendation where my oc is technically an eldritch monster. So surprisingly this fit in some weird stuff he find himself in

  • @fabianbigdad5755
    @fabianbigdad5755 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I love your videos Please part 2

  • @trickydeathbringer
    @trickydeathbringer หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    I am a being of Chaos but pretend to be human so the Cultist is Definity hiding something more that just being human they are probably the Eldritch god.

  • @alkv7604
    @alkv7604 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Ma'am.. i am an Eldritch Goddess, but i wouldn't do anything bad, even if the world is... A mess...
    And please, go to a hospital, eating moldy food is not healthy! And i wouldn't want my most devoted follower (and perhaps lover?) be sick or worse!

  • @luciafer0912
    @luciafer0912 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Part 2? I feel this needs one

  • @soralantern3073
    @soralantern3073 หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Mmmmh.... Huh!? I think you have me confused with someone else. I hear you. I'm not the Dark one. I'm a Tree Spirit. You're a strange one. I don't need worship. I'm simply not the person you think I am. I think you ate too much Locoweed. It's a wheat like plant that when Cows eat, it drives them mad. If I'm this dark one as you say, Tetanus shouldn't be a problem. Ouch! What do you think I am, some kind of Vampire? Nothing is different. I'm not the person you seek. You're living and breathing for the wrong person. That's a crush. I'm not the Dark God you're looking for. Sure.You are a Certifiable Nutball. Just let me go back to the Tree from whence I came. I don't need it. Strange human.
    Mmmmh Huh!? Not again! What is it now, Agatha!? I don't have any dark purpose. I am a Dryad. Don't listen to her. I don't care. You think it is possible to have visions from food poisoning. This is gonna be one neck of a Nightmare when I get out of here. Nothing. I feel no different. Don't hurt them! Grrrr.... Just between you and me, my 'Followers', she's a lunatic. She'll hurt herself for some fever dream. Mmmmh.... Crunch! Grrrr.... I haven't reached full strength yet. It is not your fault. Mhm. It's fine. Yes, it was. You are still Worthy. A high priestess must be set aside from the rest. More followers. I'll help you. Perhaps. Of course.
    Really? I thought no one believed in me. The World shall see my true power! Don't be. You did your best. I am. How do you know? There could be a Millionaire underneath some ragged clothes. Don't judge by appearance. And what if they never do? Don't bother. You're mortal. You easily judge a book by it's cover. Because, I intend to use it on them. You are. But this is not a cult with only a high priestess. We need more followers. Then why don't you listen to it? I should cast you out for overstepping my Command. Fine, you may stay. But don't get jealous of others. If those mortals out there find out there's only one member, they'll easily destroy your precious cult. Then where will you be? You're being foolish. What is it? Fine. I understand you want to become part of me, but I shall not do that. You may sleep in my quarters. My mortal form would tend to shy away from a hug, but it's fine.
    You're welcome. There you go. Of course, silly little Mortal.

  • @Clarkov
    @Clarkov หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Eldritch deity, huh? Well, I often get told I'm nigh-incomprehensible to whoever I talk to, though the autism may have something to do with that. That, and I accidentally scare people by just showing up next to them. Knowing me, I'd probably be an eldritch whatever associated with the cold, dandelions, art, falling asleep in strange places, et cetera.
    There's already been a bunch of jokes in-family that paint me as various non-human things... none of which are an unfathomable horror (yet, anyway).

  • @morlayetraore5517
    @morlayetraore5517 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Ahhhh mhhh yes....I love it

  • @Colonel-Sigma
    @Colonel-Sigma หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yandere cultists are the best.
    Especially when they get high on psychedelics and start doing blood sacrifices 😂

  • @Imakittymoo1337
    @Imakittymoo1337 7 วันที่ผ่านมา +1

    I'm not an octopus named Cthulu... I'm a Demogorgon... You summoned the wrong thing bro.

  • @gastari429
    @gastari429 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Two types of guys:
    Imagine the smell🤮
    Imagine the smell😎

  • @cherrytheandroid
    @cherrytheandroid หลายเดือนก่อน

    Man Oreg is gonna be pissed

  • @aydenmattinson726
    @aydenmattinson726 หลายเดือนก่อน +1

    Yandere cultist: your finally here
    Me: come on tonight was mario kart night i was gonna win with bowser

  • @danielmancaniello2408
    @danielmancaniello2408 หลายเดือนก่อน

    I do believe that this is the first asmr video I've listened to that has a death count

  • @ubu1091
    @ubu1091 หลายเดือนก่อน +6

    Ĝ̶̛͇̪̰̀͐̽̂̈̄̎̉͗̈́̽͐̚E̶͕͉̺̿ͅT̷͕̗͊ͅ ̵̨͖͇̞͓͖̽̾͒͂̅͊̽͒̈́̇̓̋̉̀͜T̴̡̪͇͖̻̮͖̅͛H̴̬̘͖͉̲̥̰̟͔̣̙̫̦́́̑̐̚ͅĔ̴̜͓̰͗͝R̶̗̞̘̝̖̖͕͍̞̼͈͊̊͑̑̓͊̈́̿͆͋̆̅̔̃̇͜A̵̼͉̻̫͕̺̣̖̘̤͔̝̥͕̞͐̄͋̈́͝͝P̸͙͕͈̼̋̄̅̈̚Y̷̛̘̭̼͗͗͛̎̓͋̓͂̔̃͑̋͘ ̸̗̩̗͇̘͔͖̣̐͗͊͜
    So says K'resh

  • @potatoboi8964
    @potatoboi8964 28 วันที่ผ่านมา

    I like to imagine that after the listener awakes its just a blood loss induced hallucination

  • @Luke0809
    @Luke0809 หลายเดือนก่อน +5

    Look not that im complaining but kidnapping me is unnecessary

    • @VanillaVelvetAudio
      @VanillaVelvetAudio  หลายเดือนก่อน +4

      Isn't it basically _always_ necessary where a yandere is involved, though?

  • @JuanR-pg9qh
    @JuanR-pg9qh หลายเดือนก่อน +2

    Her: *calls me "dark one"*
    Me: So I'm basically a cthulu like entity.....hmm OK, I'm interested, so let's do this, my little follower 😈

  • @liammahony598
    @liammahony598 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Someone should make a chatbot of this character and this scenario

  • @sethroberts2038
    @sethroberts2038 หลายเดือนก่อน

    Why can’t I just find love……..fire video tho

  • @ronxprisma2375
    @ronxprisma2375 หลายเดือนก่อน +3

    Piss haha nice name....😅