Reaction & Review | The Time Machine (I Found At A Yardsale)
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Tonight's movie is an ultra low budget affair about a guy who buys a time machine at a yard sale. He goes to the future, kidnaps a slave, steals a spaceship, and does some other things. Will this be any good? Let's find out.
hats off to the ones who watch this film to the end
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i laugh how emer got so close to the camera and explain how camera shots are made.
btw Good review.
As bad as the movie is, the one thing that really bother's me in Emer's review is when he says that Robert "kidnapped" Sheba the slave girl. If I recall correctly she begged him to take her away with him so that doesn't really count as kidnapping. I don't want to accuse Emer of lying in his review to make the movie look bad because the film already made itself look bad, but I wish he would've chosen his words wisely when it comes to reviewing a movie even if he was being honest.
Can you blame him considering the dumbass editor put the ambient music que layer above the voice lines at a higher volume?
If he says this is worse than Birdemic, that's REALLY bad. Not even I want to touch this one unless someone pays me to do it.
For how much?
@@kingamoeboid3887 $50
I will give Birdemic credit for a few reasons. The acting, while looking like something out of a high school play, had better emotion coming from the actors than what we got in this train wreck from actors who just didn't care. Birdemic didn't use real birds and insisted on special effects for explosions I guess for their global warming message, but at least they didn't focus heavily on special effects and green screen like this train wreck did. While Birdemic didn't get to the birds until about 40 plus minutes, they at least focused on the bird attack plot rather than this train wreck which only had the titular time machine for about ten minutes and focused heavily on the spaceship. The chemistry between our two leads in Birdemic is more believable than our two leads in this train wreck who have zero chemistry. Lastly, Birdemic, despite the gaps in between shots that could've been easily edited and moments that were poorly edited such as the meeting scene with the clapping, had better editing than this train wreck where scenes just take forever. Birdemic may not be a good movie, but it does have it's moments that you could just laugh at. The Time Machine I Found At A Yardsale on the other hand has none of that. To quote Joel and the Bots after sitting through Attack Of The Giant Leeches: "They just didn't care." That perfectly describes all of The Time Machine I Found At A Yardsale. Thank you.
I like how here, Emer only calls this _one of_ the worst films he's ever seen, but in the 2016 Bottom 5 he announces this as _the_ worst, period. It really shows just how fucking bad the film was.
Ouch!
InAPPropriate Comedy is the worst he ever saw, this was the worst he saw this year. Dead Clowns is the worst movie I've ever seen although The Manor was the worst I saw in 2018
@@ReflectionOfPerfection He pretty clearly said in the 2016 Bottom 5 video that this was the worst film he's seen in this whole series.
And since he often said "not just for R&R, but _period_ ", this is basically the worst film he ever saw in his life.
listening you describing the story is much more entertaining than the whole movie
I actually managed to predict this week that somewhere along the roads you would review this movie.
Oh Emer, you shouldn't have. Really, I am sorry you suffered through this :C
Man I remembered Troll 2 at the beginning of this video, God I love that movie!
The bloopers were more entertaining and had more emotion
The creators of the movie hasn’t uploaded anything in years. So you’re in luck.
"The Time Machine (I Found At A Yardsale)". that's gotta be one of the dumbest movie titles I ever heard.
It probably would’ve worked better if this was a comedy. B-movie sci-fi comedy specifically.
That's the title? I thought it meant you found the movie at a yard sale.
Same
$3,500? Even Birdemic had a budget of $10,000
I have a friend who made a feature for $1,000. It was much better.
it doesnt even have comedy value like the room.
Gary Cooper they did nahht!
Oh hai, Gary Cooper.
Only the orange juice shot in the beginning is worth the watch.
So I guess we now know what's going to be #1 for worst films this year, huh?
Enjoy the video, guys.
I'm ready for another movie. Don't wait 9 more years. Time machine 2 soon.
try watching the time machine from 1960 it might make you feel better
RIP Emer.
So, what I'm getting from this is...you didn't like it...
+TheDarknessthecurse kind of got that impression myself....my cognitive perceptiveness on determining likes and dislikes/absolute loathing has increased exponentially while watching Emers reviews since subscribing to his channel...
nice video, emer. feel better man.
+Mark Pilchard Thanks for that. And, I don't mean to pick a fight or anything, but how can you say "nice video" when the video has been live for less than five minutes, and the video itself runs a half hour? There is no way you watched it.
+Emer Prevost Skimmed it.
hey emer do you think you'll ever do a q and a live stream or do you already do them ?
+Shoji Tabuchi That's pretty much what my Friday streams are.
Man, Emer, this review is at almost the same length as your review of "Megan is Missing"! Because you were pissed at this movie, and due to the video's incredibly long legnth, I believe this is going to be on the "Bottom 5 Reaction & Review Movies of 2016" video at the end of this year. We'll just have to wait and see............
+Tre Roland-Martin #1 for sure, since it's now the second-worst film he's ever seen now.
Still, Emer says the worst film he has ever seen, in both this series and his lifetime, is "InAPPropriate Comedy".
Even the title (Mostly the "I found at a yardsale" part) sounds kinda stupid...
Emer, it would be awesome if you did a RaR on "Cool Cat Saves The Kids". I am sure we will love you if you did that.
+Gaucelm de Villaret No, it wouldn't be awesome. Besides, aren't there already enough reviews of that stupid thing out there?
Emer Prevost Well, just to see your own unique reaction to it. I mean, it is always great fun to see you criticize the most notoriously inept pieces of crap ever filmed.
But if you don't want to, then it's fine.
How about "Robot Monster"?
Awesome review. I *love* this movie.
I've watched it multiple times, because the awfulness is AMAZING!
Hey Emer you should check out Turbo Kid. which is a 2015 movie that plays tribute to 80's movies.
Dude, I warned you not see this shit; great review though
i got ten mins into it.aaaarrrgghhhhhhhhhhh
the wrestler or knucklehead and queens of the ring
The Wrestler was really, REALLY good. I don't even want to know what queens of the ring is and I refuse to watch Knucklehead lol
i think the movie is one movie i be glad to avoid
is it worse than birdemic. At the end of the year do your worst bottom 5 reviews ever
+80s Geek He said it was right at the end of his review, did you not watch it that far?
can you try some other wrestling movies
+ryan hadley Such as?
can you do nacho lebre a wrestling movie or tenacious d and the pick of destiny
+ryan hadley I have seen "Nacho Libre", so that one is ineligible. For the record, the movie sucked.
Since I cannot tolerate the bullshit that Tenacious D tries to pass off as music, I refuse to waste the time on their movie. I know I can find a better movie about poser metalheads doing nothing for 90 minutes.
+Emer Prevost So far, you're the only guy I know that isn't a fan of Tenacious D.
The link is fucked up.
+Ian McDonald fixed it.
Ok.
This is the Worst movie ever. worst than solo starwars movie
what was the budget 75.00??
mystery man $3500 they used CG which is so lazy mostly because it had no texture. It’s an ugly shade of dark gray where it doesn’t have outlines.