Dr. Sexgun’s hands were made for healing, not hurting. To make this man of medicine fight is to mock his lifelong journey to soothe the pain of the afflicted.
Shortly after Dr. Sexgun's medical practice was shutdown and his license revoked. An attempt to reach out to the board was made but their only comments about our wonderful doctor was that he should, and I quote, "Git gud."
I know you don't give a damn, but could you just stop dragging Jojo into everything unrelated? You sound like a normie who's seen exactly one old-ass jojoke on Reddit.
You think this is a sharp contrast? Try Griffin’s Amiibo Corner. I cannot comprehend how Griffin McElroy has produced both one of the very, VERY fee pieces of media that has made me cry, and also Griffin’s Amiibo Corner.
Matthew Beard TBH the Switch’s Mii Maker is capable of so much more than the Wii. Like, you can do wild colors now. And I think there are more hair and face part options too. All it’s needed is a game that can take full advantage of it, and Smash Ultimate is that game.
It’s only 11 AM and my day has been fucking awful, god bless you for giving me a Monster Factory episode to make me feel better ❤️ If this is the only good thing to come out of today, I’ll be perfectly content.
"I'm watching an instructional slideshow of a pervert fighting a ninja" Why does every one of these videos make me have to use my inhaler? Please, McElroys, stop trying to murder me. I have done nothing to you.
Okay someone explains this to me. How did these guys wind up seeing every cut and paste edgelord out there, while Cr1tikal is seeing fucking Plank and every possible form of Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
I have been listening to adventure zone for awhile and then I randomly found monster factory and immediately recognized the voices. Never subbed so fast, ya'll are hilarious!
“it’s just soul calibur” i’m sorry but words cannot describe the childish fighting game snob rage that descended over me before having to remind myself that they’re doing a goof
Griffin, you stretched out the finale of The Adventure Zone so the final episode would be Episode 69. Compared with this, 69 tattoos surrounding the nipples is a step upward.
Dr. Sexgun’s hands were made for healing, not hurting. To make this man of medicine fight is to mock his lifelong journey to soothe the pain of the afflicted.
HiEverybodyThe100th But to be fair, he has a gun on his head and in his ass, this man was not made to be a doctor
Ryne Mcgriffin he went against the grain, defied expectations, and became something extraordinary in the process.
He interned with Dr Pete Loomis -- the path of peace is all he knows
he lives to serve and to well... you know ;)
@@number1spritefan serve some more?
"What's the most medical background? What looks the most like a hospital?"
"Shaaaark."
"Yeah, we like that."
Glass Shark! Glass Shark!
Bill Hemphill he gon gitchu, fat kid!
DOWN IN DAT DEEEP WADAH
I'm laughing my ass off right now, because "Nicaragua" Loredo is one of the highest ranked Ivy players in the game
which one was that?
@@UkuleleVillainthe one with three crowns and a lot of points.
I bet he was laughing his ass off when he saw his opponent
I can’t believe Ryuko Matoi killed Dr. Sexgun.
How does match making work in this game?
"I train champions. I don't care about wins. I don't care about losses. I want you to win." -Hoops
honestly what a mood
But..if he wants them to win then he cares about wins.
@@ArlanKels Take it up with Justin!
Please you don't understand the many flashes of emotion I felt when Buff Riku arrived.
I literally sat up out of my chair
i saw the name and was like...... please no......
I would do anything at all to see the opponents reaction to the glory that is Dr Sexgun.
I swear in the first two fights you can see the opponents hesitate
The amount of joy that I felt when dr.sexgun won his first match is actually ridiculous
NIGHTMARE just couldn't handle Dr. Sexgun's sexy moves. Plus you know that dude had to be screaming at his TV when he lost those two times.
Legit i hate those edgelords
monster factory episode on the second day of frankenstein-teen: become the monster is so beautiful and poetic
frankestein-teen: become the monster factory
you post with that profile pic? when it’s not even sunday?
@@jackpumpoen true believers honor the father (komaeda) the son (sans) and the holy spirit (kanye) every day
bepeta jokes on you it’s always fingers in his ass Sunday in my heart
can you send me a png of your profile picture please i am asking for a friend
My cat is sleeping on my lap and feel bad for him because every 15 seconds a category 9 earthquake happens beneath him
Did you shoot your sexgun?
@@ralaxgaming Bad, that is a bad Osh Ren.
Your comment made a category 9 earthquake happen in my house
not sure how those booty jorts didnt instantly ko every opponent with just the pure power that was radiating off them
the real reason dr sexgun never won a match is bc he didnt have 'are you nasty?' written on the ass of them
A Barry quote TBH
Shortly after Dr. Sexgun's medical practice was shutdown and his license revoked. An attempt to reach out to the board was made but their only comments about our wonderful doctor was that he should, and I quote, "Git gud."
Said by Dr. Dad, self proclaimed father of giants
@@QuantemDeconstructor Now that is an obscure but well-appreciated meme.
he sucks at hitting because of the Hippocratic Oath
I hope that somewhere out there, Buff_Riku is now wearing the tiger tatt
shout out to whoever wrote the closed captions, theyre actually good and accurate unlike most youtube videos so hell yea
"If this isn't worth it, then nothing we do is worth it"- Griffin McElroy 2019 (YES). Words to live by.
From the side, he sorta looks like that Rob Liefeld drawing of Captain America.
Minus the gun of course.
@@LimeyLassen don't you remember the gun???? captain sexgun was the most poigiant comic cover this century
"I ate my Clif bar!"
y'all *know* that Dr Sexgun exclusively eats Luna bars
“A slideshow of a fight between a pervert and a ninja”
Here’s a question:
*Who’s who?*
...huh.
14:00 the moment we all wanted McElroys encountering Buff Riku @GeePM
hell yes I've been waiting for this all year
Thank you!
Lavenchie SAME
I hereby nominate this for best comment in the history of comments.
So you waited 2 days.
"Join me in the toilet" is now my catchphrase.
And in this episode, two oblivious goofs accidentally hustle a legitimate player by divine intervention.
“His sword is so much bigger than mine”
- Griffin 2019
"He's doing a lot of stuff to my body"
I want to like this comment... but it's at 69 likes... I can't do it...
Nicaragua Laredo is the name of my next D&D character, thanks boys
It's a very Friends at the Table name
That’s very Friends at the Table-core
Alexander Horta oh same hat
@@nightingem same sexgun hat
Never thought i'd see the day where Buff Riku would appear in a Monster Factory video.
Where did he come from?
Unknown name He’s from a muscle growth fetish Kingdom Hearts fanart that became a bit of a meme.
Think GeePM made the meme popular
I need me some prescription shorts
I want to like your comment but, right now, it's at 69 likes and I don't want to change that....
"Look, I made this." is like the ultimate cherry on top. A small, but perfect little detail.
All I could think of was "bring out the rotating tiger"
there’s two kinds of people in this world: you got your NIGHTMAREs and your Dr. Sexguns.
Jojo part 9 looks great!
You haven't seen the plot twist then! I'm not gonna spoil it, but someone leaves the group!
Hey waifu
I know you don't give a damn, but could you just stop dragging Jojo into everything unrelated? You sound like a normie who's seen exactly one old-ass jojoke on Reddit.
@@acebreakstimeandspace if you knew he didn't give a damn, why did you comment this?
Are you subscribed to every TH-cam channel?
"What a good fucking video game" killed me.
These are the same men who have made me cry while listening to taz??????? How????
Sometimes we forget that Griffin is an actual child fndnsjs
I legit cried because I was laughing so hard. Same thing, right?
You think this is a sharp contrast? Try Griffin’s Amiibo Corner. I cannot comprehend how Griffin McElroy has produced both one of the very, VERY fee pieces of media that has made me cry, and also Griffin’s Amiibo Corner.
I've thought about this almost every day since I finished balance and it has absolutely ruined me
"I don't care about wins, I don't care about losses. I just want you to win."
You should make a Mii Fighter in Smash then take it online. Maybe even turbovikki?
Matthew Beard TBH the Switch’s Mii Maker is capable of so much more than the Wii.
Like, you can do wild colors now. And I think there are more hair and face part options too.
All it’s needed is a game that can take full advantage of it, and Smash Ultimate is that game.
16:05 So that's how you make the letter F in SoulCalibur! Thank you Monster Factory!!
Omg that avocado man is incredible
when buff riku appeared i started audibly laugh-sobbing, this is the match up of the century
Fighting that nightmare player the second time there was nothing I wanted more than for you to win that was so funny
It’s only 11 AM and my day has been fucking awful, god bless you for giving me a Monster Factory episode to make me feel better ❤️ If this is the only good thing to come out of today, I’ll be perfectly content.
Oh man I'd love to watch this but my fiance's sleeping and its a war if one of us watches a Monster Factory before the other one see ya in the future
Relationship goals. Haha
spenstarr this is so cute? wow relationship goals :00
I HEARD YOU WATCHING IT WITHOUT ME TRAITOR
@@Calico-Zac boy don't even
@@Spenstarr she fell asleep i win
I dont know why, but Justin's quiet "shark" caught me off gaurd and made me chuckle real good.
3:30
I love how they legitimately almost killed one of the top Ivy players in the *entire game.*
YES a fresh monster factory bun fresh out of the oven for my eating.
My brother made Donald duck in this game, complete with the duck voice and all. Thought you guys might enjoy this information
I did enjoy it; good call. Thank you.
happy frankensteinteen folks
he's kicked me a great deal. he's kicked me... he's kicked me a great deal.
2:01 this'll be where he keeps his tüüls
tumblr died for this, and i respect it's dedication
The soul still burns.
new years who? this is the biggest event of the week
"what's the most medical sort of background?"
Justin, with the energy of everyone who has survived through both 2020 and 2021: "shark"
part 1 came out right when i needed it and now here part 2 is exactly when i need it. griffin and justin are my guardian angels
I’ve never been so stimulated as I am right now for this content.
11:30 "His sword is so much bigger than mine"
*has one of the best soul calibur rounds of all time*
You should have gone with screech for his losing line
Can someone let Clayton know that they did an extremely good job with the editing on this video? Absolutely well done
I have never been more invested in a match up than the final fight between Dr Sexgun and Nightmare. Edge of my seat.
You had me at prescription shorts
"I'm watching an instructional slideshow of a pervert fighting a ninja"
Why does every one of these videos make me have to use my inhaler? Please, McElroys, stop trying to murder me. I have done nothing to you.
Finally my good good advice boys are back in the factory
The editing on this one is great, thank you Clayton
"His sword is so much bigger than mine!"
Either he's compensating for something, or Dr. Sexgun has met his match.
That one Ivy player made a pretty good Ryuko from Kill La Kill.
dr. sexgun is a lover, not a fighter.....
But most importantly a healer
*A Soul Still Burns*
Buff Riku absolutely killed me
Please more, I don’t want to miss out on the beauty of Monster Factory. You boys are amazing.
*has the weapon probably best suited for low level scrubbing out*
"nah i dont want kiliks stupid staff"
if theres a lesson to be learned here........... its that dr sexgun is a sub
vin mug how could you say something so controversial yet so brave
he did just break out of his sex cage... :/
@@literalruleslawyer a bratty sub
your minds are all so huge 😔🤟
power sub
21:42 griffin gets his ass beat by ryuko matoi
I haven't laughed on youtube like this for absolutely forever discovering these vids / this channel today was an absolute blessing
I got way too much amusement from Dr. Sexgun saying "How do you like my little friend?" @ 18:52
That's a really good kill la kill recreation at the end there.
Please keep Monster Factory alive!! We’ve missed it so much!!
18:48 They changed the catchphrase to "How do you like my little friend?"
Oh gosh I'm chortling
“In a sword fight what are you not gonna see coming? Kicks from big meaty legs.”
2:00 his applesauce
i'm still not over how this series is back i'm so happy for these boys
starting this new year RIGHT
Is this a JoJo character..?
I don't know, is it?
Y'all should play Aion, the character customization options in that are 👌
That game is still running? Nice
Okay someone explains this to me. How did these guys wind up seeing every cut and paste edgelord out there, while Cr1tikal is seeing fucking Plank and every possible form of Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome?
"Do we like this? This feels beneath us..."
It is not beneath you and you god damn know it Griffin.
Why is nobody here talking about the amazing move at 23:10?
i used to play soul calibur with my older cousins and it physically pained me when you kept on using those grabs
I can’t believe you missed “Screeeeech!!”
lenimere dracone I saw that they didn’t even consider that option and a primal rage just consumed my soul
The bestest pair of boyes are back at it again!
i’m just so happy that the boys are back in town :’) dr. sexgun is such a good boy
I have been listening to adventure zone for awhile and then I randomly found monster factory and immediately recognized the voices. Never subbed so fast, ya'll are hilarious!
“it’s just soul calibur”
i’m sorry but words cannot describe the childish fighting game snob rage that descended over me before having to remind myself that they’re doing a goof
It's not even a fighting game; it's _just_ Soul Calibur *;)*
It’s honestly just Soul Calibur
*Soulcalibur
Griffin, you stretched out the finale of The Adventure Zone so the final episode would be Episode 69. Compared with this, 69 tattoos surrounding the nipples is a step upward.
I'm a preschool teaching assistant and I'm currently trying to watch this during nap time. Trying to decide if this is SFW or not lol.
Loved it when ryuko matoi just showed up to deliver an assbeating
This is the best year of my life already because of this
"This one's a bit shorter but it's packing a punch" - Griffin to Rachel
Buff Riku had me wheezing
thank you so much for uploading this right when i need it
Already becoming the monster! Happy Frankenstein-teen!
this is so fucking funny, my abs hurt from laughing
Glass Shark Love Sexgun you gotttta know