A Joshimuz TH-cam only viewer here! Thanks for your effort and hours of entertainment, I use your video during workout session or when I’m chilling and I’d like to thank you for all the content and laugh this year 😊 Have a nice Xmas and happy new year
5:59:15 After an absolutely masterful show of careful forklifting, this happens. It's a real Houdini-drowning moment. RIP you forklift-certified artist.
always impressed by josh's patience when he's willing to spend two hours on near impossible mission and is being forced to come up with brand new strats to make it possible
I was hoping this static image of a santa hat will remain throughout the whole run and I was about to praise your for your dedication to make this playthrough more immerse. Merry Christmas!
I love it when Josh """wears""" his hyperrealistic christmas hat! Merry Xmas!♥☺ Oh zh¡t he got me with the intro while I was writing this comment! Real christmas hat POG!!!
Watched the complete Robbing Uncle Sam experience. That's a full feature length movie. Wrong side of the tracks was quite something as well. Now to go watch Badlands. The driving is more like curling. If curling stones had wheels on them. Happy new year!
The moment you turned off the Christmas hat overlay and revealed the real hat really got me chuckled 😂 It's already way past Christmas, so Happy New Year, Josh!
4:19:55 nice car. It seems my 1993 GSi Chevrolet Kadett a competitor of things like Golf GTi, Gol GTi (without F, a brazilian VW), and european Sirocco which Blista is probably inspired.
That fucking Forklift mission had me dying the whole way through. Methodical tinkering only to be foiled by whatever little thing could go wrong. Youve got a lot more patience then me lol
I knew you can fail Big Smoke by driving the starting cycle in the water. I once fell in the Glen Park pool while running over drug dealers early in the game. So you can abandon the cycle, but it cannot be destroyed
OMG Josh I just totally randomly came across a video where a guy picks up Ryder using the forklift and drops him off at another location. He uses momentum to drop him off though so maybe that wouldn't work/ would be slower than your method anyway. Still I just loled when I saw it, few days after watching your video :D.
Would love to know how many people skipped forward when they realised how long the box mission took! Watched it live and it was some quality quality content. Hope you had a good Christmas Josh!
1:00 I like how chat's coping winter mod having been last year while I'm here vividly remembering that it happened during my last year of high school and I'm now in 2nd year of uni
@DinosaurBytes Not sure if what I'm saying is annoying, but in straps, crackle & drops (Robbing Uncle Sam) is it possible to have the slippery snowy floors be on in exclusively that forklift area in the original mod? And if so, could it be possible to have made the caved-in parts go into a void to spawn back on land? It looks like a really fun game mechanic to play with the slippery "crab movements" to it, but would be too annoying if you keep falling into the pits and then having to load game over and over. Again, not trying to sound annoying, I appreciate this modded winter+tightened mod that you made for Josimuz to play for our leisure. But, if it could be possible, and this does somehow get added in, I have a funny idea for lore purposes, "All the fire extinguishers nutted on the floor!"
@@DinosaurBytes Darn. Well, thank you for replying! I hope my comments aren't too annoying, since this is my second "to dinobytes: maybe do this instead" comment.
5:59:17 Holy shit after all of that I can't believe this is how we go, that honk was so unfortunate, specially cuz at this point muscle memory of a SA speedruner is always honk to not get hijacked lmao!!!
And then 6:57:16 the deserved outcome, we learned to josh bump Ryder, how the enemies spawn works in that mission, to stand on the rear tire to get in so cj won't run around, boxes are immobile, josh don't like boxes and boxes don't like josh, hopefully any of this learned will be used for something in speedrun routing
there is actually a thing in SA where the vertical sensitivity does not change but the horizontal does when adjusting the sensitivity level on the settings... very noticeable on low sensitivity. usually a mod is needed for it to fix. (sensfix)
In the original game Ryder is commenting on how skinny CJ is in order to convince him to buy some food, which no longer made sense as he starts of chunky in Tightened. So it's purely flipping the comment on its head to match his new physique.
A Joshimuz TH-cam only viewer here! Thanks for your effort and hours of entertainment, I use your video during workout session or when I’m chilling and I’d like to thank you for all the content and laugh this year 😊 Have a nice Xmas and happy new year
This is very weird bro 😂
5:59:15 After an absolutely masterful show of careful forklifting, this happens. It's a real Houdini-drowning moment. RIP you forklift-certified artist.
Start: 4:32:06 End: 6:57:17 Thus total time of the mission: 2:25:11
I appreciate how the CJ line to Diaz says "bidness" instead of Tommy's "business". That's attention to detail.
always impressed by josh's patience when he's willing to spend two hours on near impossible mission and is being forced to come up with brand new strats to make it possible
I was hoping this static image of a santa hat will remain throughout the whole run and I was about to praise your for your dedication to make this playthrough more immerse.
Merry Christmas!
merry christmas everyone.
Merry christmas to you too
Merry christmas 🎅
MERRY CHRISTMAS HO HO HO!
Merry Christmas too dude
You as well
Merry Christmas chads!
Honestly Dino is just the absolute best it seems. Especially with all the work he does.
I love it when Josh """wears""" his hyperrealistic christmas hat!
Merry Xmas!♥☺
Oh zh¡t he got me with the intro while I was writing this comment! Real christmas hat POG!!!
Legitimate moment of hilarity
3:39:55 when Josh finally beat Wrong Side of the Tracks/Training Wheels, I cheered!
CHAT WAS RIGHT Pogchamp
21:40 he’s such a good barber he does facial reconstruction surgery too complimentary
i love the gag of the video clearly cutting and josh being like "yea we can not show that" hahahaha
how the hell was the last winter mod stream 2 years ago?? that definitly felt like it was from last year
Yeah there was a whole section there which used spongebob music (and the clip) and I knew it wouldn't be seen by TH-cam :P
Unironically one of the best Joshimuz videos in a while! Good job first trying Robbing Uncle Sam btw
2:16:16 "you ice cold, dude!" says the shirtless guy out in the snow
Don't worry Josh, we got popcorn we'll watch the whole thing through 🙂
5:59:14 Muscle memory honk: THE REVENGE
Cant wait for Tightened'Reas + Chaos mode , Tightened'Reas + Rainbowmizer and Tightened'Reas + Chaos + Rainbomizer runs.
why do i hear boss music
jdq stretch goals
+ Winter Mod
>Los Santos%
>7:20:00
Oh boy, we are up for some real bangin'
Watched the complete Robbing Uncle Sam experience. That's a full feature length movie. Wrong side of the tracks was quite something as well. Now to go watch Badlands.
The driving is more like curling. If curling stones had wheels on them. Happy new year!
Merry Christmas Josh. Thank you for your fantastic content that helped us get through the year 🎅
Hey Josh. Just started becoming a big fan of yours recently. Love your content and hope you have a very Merry Christmas!
Big fan, big w
Surprisingly, at first I haven't noticed the joke at the beginning. Good job. :-D
Robbin Uncle Sam felt like a Surgeon Simulator 💀
the nice cartel guy at 5:59:30 coming over to see if you are ok
Josh moaning at people not to put suggestions in the chat and then getting a good suggestion is top teir.
Thank you! I prefer this over DYOM special
The moment you turned off the Christmas hat overlay and revealed the real hat really got me chuckled 😂 It's already way past Christmas, so Happy New Year, Josh!
Jesus Christ, robbing uncle sam was the most tense and thrilling thing I've ever seen.
Very nice cutting edge ai generated Santa hat, almost looks real
Watched the whole thing in 4 days. Thank you for the great content. Helps me dealing with depression
Thank you, Josh. Merry Christmas.
Jfc this is definitely one of the most intense playthrus ive ever seen, lmao
4:19:55 nice car. It seems my 1993 GSi Chevrolet Kadett a competitor of things like Golf GTi, Gol GTi (without F, a brazilian VW), and european Sirocco which Blista is probably inspired.
4:14:58 "Are these next few missions going to be that much of a problem?" LOL
55:00 TH-cam watched timestamp doesn't work so im making my own
Am i getting old, watched like 20 minutes, and falled asleep, just woke up after 1 hour
2:05:08 -
*ring ring*
Pronto? Sebastian?
-Hallo?
-S🅱️INNALA
Easily my favorate josh viedo so far
2:07:35 the race was actually easier with all the opponents spinning out lol
happy new year josh, thanks for this gem.
26:00 It's your clue that Ryder is a traitor to the Grove: he isn't down with the Green Cross Code.
5:56:00 "Straps, Crackle, and Drops"? It feels more like "High Stakes, Low Ryder".
That fucking Forklift mission had me dying the whole way through. Methodical tinkering only to be foiled by whatever little thing could go wrong. Youve got a lot more patience then me lol
At first i thought josh was really wearing a comically big christmas hat lol
Can't believe I actually managed to watch full 7 hours of this speedrun haha
I knew you can fail Big Smoke by driving the starting cycle in the water. I once fell in the Glen Park pool while running over drug dealers early in the game. So you can abandon the cycle, but it cannot be destroyed
That's gonna be some kind of WR of Winter Tighendeas 😄
OMG Josh I just totally randomly came across a video where a guy picks up Ryder using the forklift and drops him off at another location. He uses momentum to drop him off though so maybe that wouldn't work/ would be slower than your method anyway. Still I just loled when I saw it, few days after watching your video :D.
If you show this to a person in 2005, they would probably think it's a pirated SA because everything is harder and it's always snowing
Winter Mod + Tightened'Reas + Chaos mod 100% when?
Happy Holidays and happy new year, Josh!
That was a marathon. Well done for making it through this impossible course.
4:05:00 "music from Rocky" had me laughing enough to annoy the neighbours.
I watched it all. My word, what a journey.
Cheers to the person who startet "Los Santos, I gave you my heart."
Arcus and Joshimuz are the most chill streamers of our time
A real Xmas hat this year?!?!??! Talk about a budget increase.
Happy MUZ-MAS!!!!! 🍀🍀🎄🎄Joy for the Holiday, and in the NEW YEAR!
Would love to know how many people skipped forward when they realised how long the box mission took! Watched it live and it was some quality quality content. Hope you had a good Christmas Josh!
Jeez, robbing uncle sam was a nightmare
Alternative title: Getting forklift certified in San Andreas while it snows?!?! (GONE SEXUAL)
delivering those boxes with presents was very challenging!!
1:00 I like how chat's coping winter mod having been last year while I'm here vividly remembering that it happened during my last year of high school and I'm now in 2nd year of uni
Man, that forklift mission, gonna have ptsd and I wasnt even playing 🥵
it would had been fun to have a christmas hat as wide as the webcam for the whole run ngl
Stretch it and make it look as janky as possible
Low brightness phone user here, reporting i have been successfully jebaited by the thing at the beginning. Merry Christmas
Congrats on the WR
Merry Joshmas!
I watched the Robbing Uncle Sam segment at 2x but I watched all of it...
6:34:00 is an immaculate moment 🌞
6:58:29 "The next two missions shouldn't be that hard."
I mean, almost certainly that's the truth. Almost.
00:02:05 that was cute :)
22:50 Advanced Techniques to Make Sure Your Pizza Parlour is No Pushover
that honk reflex x)
Nice job on that sub 3 robbing uncle sam!
5:59:15 lol, that's the first time I have witnessed this fail state, I had not even realized it was in the game.
I guess you never managed to flip the van
6:37:31 Christmas officially over, Santa hat decommissioned.
@DinosaurBytes Not sure if what I'm saying is annoying, but in straps, crackle & drops (Robbing Uncle Sam) is it possible to have the slippery snowy floors be on in exclusively that forklift area in the original mod? And if so, could it be possible to have made the caved-in parts go into a void to spawn back on land? It looks like a really fun game mechanic to play with the slippery "crab movements" to it, but would be too annoying if you keep falling into the pits and then having to load game over and over. Again, not trying to sound annoying, I appreciate this modded winter+tightened mod that you made for Josimuz to play for our leisure. But, if it could be possible, and this does somehow get added in, I have a funny idea for lore purposes, "All the fire extinguishers nutted on the floor!"
The winter "version" of the mod was a one-off meme for Josh, the slippery mechanics are not planned for the real thing.
@@DinosaurBytes Darn. Well, thank you for replying! I hope my comments aren't too annoying, since this is my second "to dinobytes: maybe do this instead" comment.
What is the winter mod and how to download it
Los Santos wasn't ready for the snow and they don't have winter tyres, that's why everybody is skidding so much.
The hat joke killed me
As a long hair dude myself ill say you need to hydrate you hair Josh.
we need chaos and rainbowmizer with snow mod in same time before christmas.
mery quismois
Wow christmas has come look guys a real hat this year!
i liked the joke with the hats :D
Jesus Christ 5:55:25 at this point my entire sanity was in danger
5:57:43 faith in humanity restored
5:59:17 Holy shit after all of that I can't believe this is how we go, that honk was so unfortunate, specially cuz at this point muscle memory of a SA speedruner is always honk to not get hijacked lmao!!!
4:32:09 this is where the mission started
Also josh this is not the way to talk to a box 6:34:04
And then 6:57:16 the deserved outcome, we learned to josh bump Ryder, how the enemies spawn works in that mission, to stand on the rear tire to get in so cj won't run around, boxes are immobile, josh don't like boxes and boxes don't like josh, hopefully any of this learned will be used for something in speedrun routing
In the first part of end of the line cops and ballas shoot each other, so yes there is at least one mission where ennemies shoot each other.
Imagine tightned+winter+chaos+rainbomizer it would next to impossible
Still plays better than definitive edition
there is actually a thing in SA where the vertical sensitivity does not change but the horizontal does when adjusting the sensitivity level on the settings... very noticeable on low sensitivity.
usually a mod is needed for it to fix. (sensfix)
The way I fix it is by not using the in game sensitivity at all and adjusting my mouse. That's why I thought the in game one had changed.
@@Joshimuz thats the most optimal way to do 👍
What's the reference in 'slice or seven' joke?
In the original game Ryder is commenting on how skinny CJ is in order to convince him to buy some food, which no longer made sense as he starts of chunky in Tightened. So it's purely flipping the comment on its head to match his new physique.
4:14:31 meanwhile Ballas on the house just chilling
I can see where this is going, next one must be hurricane mod, with insane wind speed and you get blown around in the storm. rofl
haha he switch to real hat
It will come a day that Josh will actually buy and use a Santa cap, but it's not today 😢
OH SH*T THERES A REAL HAT IM SO HAPPY 😂😂
merry christmas
MERRY CHRISM
Prior to watching this, I assume that High stakes, low rider will take about 2 hours of this run
It seems like I was wrong
Merry Christmas everyone ❤❤❤
All the best to Josh 🎄
Oh I love the hat