Crusader Kings 3 - Part 32 - Catholic Masses

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  • @loreofmetalenthusiast
    @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +192

    Don't forget to convert your heir to witchcraft before your character dies Jon!

    • @honestbaguette
      @honestbaguette 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      He'll forget.

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

      @@honestbaguette Wouldn't suprise me, but considering the amount of comments that usually come in it's understandable.

    • @gavros9636
      @gavros9636 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Didn't he already do that?

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@gavros9636 Not his heir no 😕, I double checked this episode (the raven icon).

  • @Michael-tj5le
    @Michael-tj5le 4 ปีที่แล้ว +42

    The fact you decided to keep your scottish holdings and random churches rather than Rome itself makes me want to scream

  • @kabobawsome
    @kabobawsome 4 ปีที่แล้ว +233

    Episode 5 of reminding Jon that Absolute Crown Authority means his vassals can't war without a hook or Sanctioned War Declaration.
    Also, that you'll probably need multiple wars against the Byzantines, as well as killing the Venetians, because you also need Sardinia, Corsica, and Venice to destroy the Papacy.

    • @ChevronTango
      @ChevronTango 4 ปีที่แล้ว +17

      If we remind him in enough episodes he might realize sometime before the millennium.

    • @calebschultz4270
      @calebschultz4270 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      honestly at this point I don't think it even maters. Just look at the Sise of Scandinavia! Its Ludicrously big!

    • @Rally_Stache
      @Rally_Stache 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @@calebschultz4270 That's what she said...

    • @Garycarlyle
      @Garycarlyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I have to keep reminding myself I had to play a few campaigns before I understood much of the game. It must be hard to play a game like this and keep it fun for videos.

    • @tinyman1144
      @tinyman1144 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      At least byzantium won't have the power of INFINITE MONEY like the pope has

  • @ghostofcountolaf4580
    @ghostofcountolaf4580 4 ปีที่แล้ว +144

    On the plus side: my descendants just invaded Rome and won a major war.
    On the down side: they probably did it without pants.

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +15

      You win some you lose some 😊

    • @librarianseth5572
      @librarianseth5572 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

      @@loreofmetalenthusiast Pants specifically

    • @Tori-wt7dy
      @Tori-wt7dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      When in Rome

    • @wyvernscale9634
      @wyvernscale9634 2 ปีที่แล้ว

      Well they were very proficient at getting in other people's pants...

  • @alexisauld7781
    @alexisauld7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +153

    "You're voting for me now, okay?"
    "Alright, fine."
    "Thanks! *Stab*"

  • @scorseve
    @scorseve 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

    Jon at the start of the video: saying common folk in the HRE being Catholic doesn't matter
    Jon at the end of the video: fighting against 100k of those who "don't matter"

  • @dansmart3182
    @dansmart3182 4 ปีที่แล้ว +100

    Can we shorten converting to Sexy to just getting sexy. "If we capture some of the dukes we can make them get sexy."

    • @thevoxdeus
      @thevoxdeus 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

      Or just "Sexy time, high-five!"

    • @richardallnutt728
      @richardallnutt728 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Given how many children Jon is abducting and converting I am very not comfortable with him describing kids in this way :)

  • @shorewall
    @shorewall 4 ปีที่แล้ว +97

    When Jon realized his daughter had murdered someone, I felt she would say, "I learned it from you, Dad! I learned it by watching you!" :D

    • @MadTurnip
      @MadTurnip 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      I think Odd was more upset about the mess she'd made xD

    • @JulesVonBasslake
      @JulesVonBasslake 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Well, Odd arranged assassinations instead of directly killing them himself... And he did it in secret so that it basically couldn't be tied to him.
      He didn't just kill some random in a forest...

  • @anumeon
    @anumeon 4 ปีที่แล้ว +119

    In this corner, weighing in at a third of the landmass of continental europe and the Danelaw isles. The terror of the north, the harrower of Bavaria, the defranconer of Aquitaine. All hail for he is glorious.. KING ODD THE SEXY......
    In the other corner, ohh,, some random pope guy who no longer matters in the politics of the world...

    • @Gamerbeast-fn7rh
      @Gamerbeast-fn7rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      This I like

    • @alexisauld7781
      @alexisauld7781 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      "In this corner: Theee.... *Squints*
      The... Poppy?"

  • @CaptNSquared
    @CaptNSquared 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    "Welp I've just conquered Rome, with this wonderful colosseum and a butt ton of income. But I'm over my domain limit, what do I get rid of?"
    *glances at random spare Scottish holdings*
    "I guess my cousin can have Rome then"

  • @bjdamian
    @bjdamian 4 ปีที่แล้ว +96

    Classic Jon, kills the Pope, and then wonders why 164,000 Catholics rise up against him

    • @Persuter
      @Persuter 4 ปีที่แล้ว +19

      "Taking those war taxes was a bad idea." Yes... that and you openly murdering the pope. But the war taxes too, I'm sure.

  • @Nimno74
    @Nimno74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +71

    Jon, you really should start running more than one army at a time, instead of just one mega-army. That way you could devote one to sieging, and the other to chasing down the enemy, or stamping out the other little conflicts that pop up.

    • @Qyngali
      @Qyngali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      Did you even watch the episode? LOL. But yeah, he'll go right back to the stack of doom in the next episode...

    • @Nimno74
      @Nimno74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Qyngali yeah, I wasn't that far into it when I said that. He eventually did it, eventually.

    • @OzgyarR
      @OzgyarR 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Qyngali I don't think marching 32 000 troops through western Europe to kill 2 000 troops can be called splitting the army

    • @Qyngali
      @Qyngali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@OzgyarR So you mean that 2 armies of 30k troops isn't splitting the army compared to 1 of 60k. Ok then. What is splitting then, 4 of 15k? 8 of 7.5? Where do you draw the line.
      Yeah yeah 2*30k isn't optimal but splitting is splitting. Like you maybe are splitting hairs. I'd agree with you if you said that it wasn't optimal splitting but you didn't.

    • @OzgyarR
      @OzgyarR 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@Qyngali True. I think I was asking too much of Jon. :D

  • @jayell1367
    @jayell1367 4 ปีที่แล้ว +112

    Jon and not removing election laws name a more iconic duo

    • @heygek2769
      @heygek2769 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      at this point i'm convinced he can only see about 5% of his screen at any time

    • @metetural9140
      @metetural9140 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@heygek2769 "at this point I'm convinced he can only see about 5% -of his screen- at any time."
      FT FY

  • @suborbitalprocess
    @suborbitalprocess 4 ปีที่แล้ว +21

    16:27 The old Holy Roman Emperor's body isn't even cold and Odd is wearing the _reichskrone_ like it's nothing

  • @MachinatedGames
    @MachinatedGames 4 ปีที่แล้ว +36

    Hallelujah! It's a yuletide miracle!

  • @iancrane5705
    @iancrane5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Only Jon would click a button that says "SPLIT IN HALF" and then immediately ask "ok which army has more troops"

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      sometimes the game puts all good units on one side, so this wasnt a Jon moment.

    • @iancrane5705
      @iancrane5705 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@davekachel If he said "which army has the men at arms" then yea, but he all he talked about was how many troops were in each

  • @Tori-wt7dy
    @Tori-wt7dy 4 ปีที่แล้ว +116

    *JON, INDUCT YOUR CHILDREN INTO WITCHCRAFT. ESPECIALLY YOUR HEIR.*
    (Sorry for the caps, I'm hoping it'll make Jon pay attention. Don't add the evil one, maybe.)

  • @Raycheetah
    @Raycheetah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +39

    Jon and his unforced errors: Assassinating a Pope already at Death's door, and raising taxes to deal with a puny deficit best handled by war loot. =9[.]9=

    • @sonofskeletor33
      @sonofskeletor33 4 ปีที่แล้ว +22

      Sometimes Jon's decision making is so catastrophically bad that I'd be surprised if Claire would trust him to pop up the local for some milk.
      Knowing Jon he'd come back with a handful of magic beans and a cow for milking. Only the cow isn't really a cow at all, it's a bull.

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      @@sonofskeletor33 Have a like sir 😄.
      He's doing very well though, going from a duchy at a time to kingdoms, to the better part of the holy Roman empire.
      Next up, the entire byzantine empire at once!

    • @mithkabob
      @mithkabob 4 ปีที่แล้ว +6

      He should have assassinated the person who was being put on the throne of Aquitaine to make that war invalid without having to fight it at all.

  • @davidm382
    @davidm382 4 ปีที่แล้ว +86

    Administrator: Commander! The new recruits
    Commander: Good, We need more Swedes, I'm starting to get tired of all these Danish conscripts. I can barely understand what they say
    Administrator: Well, we have new conscripts from Germany, Scotland, England, Ireland, Finland, the Baltics, Northern Italy, France, the lowlands, Iceland, Norway, Burgundy, Bohemia, Spain, Portugal, Catalonia, and Poland. So sadly no new Swedish soldiers
    Commander: Damn it!

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      but what about swedish barcelona?!

  • @erisavernus3549
    @erisavernus3549 4 ปีที่แล้ว +16

    Oh no I'm late. Anyway thanks for making these videos Jon. I hope you understand how much happiness you bring to all of us on a daily basis. I hope you have a happy holiday.

  • @OddlySpecificGaming
    @OddlySpecificGaming 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Supplies 100/100 - We have all the flippin supplies in the world
    Supplies 99/100 - Supplies are looking a little on the low side

  • @Randommonkey03
    @Randommonkey03 4 ปีที่แล้ว +56

    anyone else yelling at him to give away his 2 temples and one county in Scotland to control Rome

    • @varthaner4617
      @varthaner4617 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      Ye.... I pointed that out when he gave out Germany. His perception is getting so bad I worry if he can even do Rimworld mini-series. I foresee mini game overs....

  • @KiNdErGaRt
    @KiNdErGaRt 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Yes it finally happened, John split the troops! You could do it to corner small armies too!

  • @uhthin
    @uhthin 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Jon, you can't end this one yet! I'm not sure Sexy can beat Orthodoxy, and I feel like I need to see that (or post the save game somewhere so we can do it)

  • @greenquimera7600
    @greenquimera7600 4 ปีที่แล้ว +33

    Some counties south of Scotland > Rome
    Never change Jon

  • @doubledouble4g379
    @doubledouble4g379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Damn, he's no Connor in terms of number of children and no Perun or Aphrodite in terms of conquest, but Odd is easily one of the best rulers Jon has ever had - expanding the empire while breaking Catholicism's back was damned impressive.

    • @poohssmartbrother1146
      @poohssmartbrother1146 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      Almost Yiva Levels of legendary

    • @loreofmetalenthusiast
      @loreofmetalenthusiast 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      Yeah he's up there in his own right.

    • @doubledouble4g379
      @doubledouble4g379 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@loreofmetalenthusiast Top 10 for sure, so I'm curious as to what he gets up to in his twilight years. He looks poised to dismantle the Papacy for certain...

    • @samuelstensgaard4828
      @samuelstensgaard4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      You gotta love how Jon really gets into the roleplaying aspects and plays the game differently depending on what his ruler's strengths are.

  • @kittenmayhem2399
    @kittenmayhem2399 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If you find someone who has a claim on a kingdom and invite them to court either by kidnapping them or getting a weak or strong hook on them you can push their claim without giving them land and the entire kingdom will automatically enter your empire

  • @kokosan09
    @kokosan09 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    damn, this got dangerous really fast!
    I'm so sad this series is going to end, it's my favourite on TH-cam right now.

  • @joetanks602
    @joetanks602 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jon in a recent patch they made it so that you can hold Ctrl when raising your army to make them raise together instead of seperated!

  • @Classic_Frog
    @Classic_Frog 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Popular uprisings are so easy to deal with that they're not even relevant. Simply double click on the uprising leader, rise your troops two provinces away (as not to get overwhelmed until they're up to the strength) and go for a battle against the army the leader is commander of. Chances are you will capture him right away, thus ending the whole uprising. If you fail, he will teleport to another army. Wait a day, double click again to find where he is, rise your troops, rinse and repeat.

  • @thebuffpenguin42
    @thebuffpenguin42 4 ปีที่แล้ว +9

    Part 8: Jon - we need to make this guy fall in love with me so I can claim Norway
    Part 32: Jon - we need to abduct this kid, convert them to our way of life, assassinate their ruling parent, make sure the kid has become ruler, all to take over one of the biggest empires in the world

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      +and force marry a female of our dynasty to the kid

  • @aero9412
    @aero9412 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Man, I started watching Jon back when he was just starting FO3 Kill Everything and even though I don't watch every one off or series, I've watched this one like I watched FO3. Thank you Jon for the years of amazing content and great laughs.

  • @CrazyHatDave3000
    @CrazyHatDave3000 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Jon, don't forget to change those vassal contracts so they will stop stealing council seats

  • @TheCoal27
    @TheCoal27 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    Jon, remember to make sure that the succession of the HRE is sorted, or perhaps that the HRE no longer needs an election or doesn't exist or w/e.

  • @goldengolem4670
    @goldengolem4670 4 ปีที่แล้ว +8

    "but that's the people on the ground, they don't matter"
    *Any Feudal King ever*

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      funny thing is duke olaf said the opposite
      "Norse is still an important part in our society! Sure the lieges are cathics because they are cowards but the people! The people still believe in the true faith"

  • @dealin3035
    @dealin3035 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    I love the fact that when Jon attacked the pope to take Rome the Holy Order had 6667 troops. Poetic flipping justice, won't be saying no to that.

  • @Youwanttodream
    @Youwanttodream 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    This series has gotten me into Crusaker Kings and I've thoroughly enjoyed every single episode since the start ! Keep going Jon, for Ylva !

  • @4657jmunson
    @4657jmunson 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    So it seems that Jon completely forgot that he can murder his way to a stress free life

  • @inventsable
    @inventsable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Also damn, capturing Rome (one of the most well developed territories in the world in game) then giving it to a son because he would rather keep his random land that he's been too busy to develop and invest in has got to be one of the worst CK decisions he's ever made on the channel, lol. Those 3 counties of Rome probably produce more levies and gold than all other 10 of his territories combined. He's literally sitting on land with no building slots and level 1 farmers, passing up Rome with all level 6 buildings. How can someone think this is a good idea? It's astounding.

  • @inventsable
    @inventsable 3 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    For any one watching in the future: Jon could've solved the peasant revolt by checking where the peasant leader was, attacking that army and instantly imprisoning him. He never gets this the entire playthrough. Could've been a single battle

  • @juliajs1752
    @juliajs1752 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Every time he sent his heir into war I got really nervous...

  • @HamisGood12
    @HamisGood12 4 ปีที่แล้ว +46

    Renaming the religion was the best decision because of all the word play. Also the sexy have destroyed the papacy imagine the history books.😂 moreover, Europe is not Europe it’s Scandinavia lol.

  • @klikealrussian9026
    @klikealrussian9026 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Just in case you missed it, if you ctrl click on raise all armies they will all raise in into one single army like before the update.

  • @mattevans4377
    @mattevans4377 4 ปีที่แล้ว +47

    Helpful comments: *exist*
    Jon: I'm gonna pretend I didn't see that....

  • @icebear8311
    @icebear8311 4 ปีที่แล้ว +5

    I love your videos, please make more ck3!

  • @Lord_Imrahil
    @Lord_Imrahil 4 ปีที่แล้ว +72

    It would have been better to keep Rome and to give away some of the temples you inherited or the Scottish territories, as you no loner get the bonus rom the colloseum and Rome is quit rich. Could you remove the election from the holy roman empire and just let it get inherited.

    • @franz4229
      @franz4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +12

      i was screaming at the screen to keep rom and give away some of the temples he inherited, but i think Jon doesnt even know he has them ... shame

    • @Qyngali
      @Qyngali 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      @@franz4229 He no doubt didn't notice that he inherited a temple (or was it more?).

    • @franz4229
      @franz4229 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

      @@Qyngali i think at least 2 ^^

    • @Qyngali
      @Qyngali 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franz4229 ok, thanks. :)

    • @Qyngali
      @Qyngali 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @@franz4229 quick math. he had 8/10 before the war right? Gained 3 counties and gave them away. But ended up with 10/10, ergo he inherited 2 temples. :) Disclaimer, I didn't actually go back and check that he had 8 but pretty sure he did.

  • @BarbarianGod
    @BarbarianGod 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    39:00 you'd think after the.. was it the Mighty Mighty Cornwall run? that you'd learn not to suddenly tank your general opinion by like 35 points or something :P
    42:10 Ljubljana under siege! I feel represented, vaguely :D
    46:00 is Ingfrid being unreliable a reference to something?

  • @notbob9865
    @notbob9865 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hi Jon, thanks for making great videos!

  • @polishenglish8356
    @polishenglish8356 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Another fantastic and thrilling episode!

  • @davididiart5934
    @davididiart5934 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    You inherited some temple titles again. Might wanna chuck those.

  • @Smith.S.E.
    @Smith.S.E. 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I cannot get enough! much love and appreciation

  • @trydierepeat8208
    @trydierepeat8208 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    not been watching streams of this for a few weeks so over last 2 days had a little binge session of 6 episodes. Jon you've shone I've got your Rimworld recent vids lined up next so that's Christmas eve sorted :)
    Hope you, Clare, Tabby and co. Have a merry tier 4 Christmas

  • @sveintheberserk
    @sveintheberserk 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    My heart stopped for a second there when that Catholic rebellion happened.

  • @saugesmith2760
    @saugesmith2760 4 ปีที่แล้ว +30

    I'm waiting for John to dismantle the papacy

  • @Slippy0o
    @Slippy0o 4 ปีที่แล้ว +26

    "Sexy Germany" - I never thought I would see the day ...

    • @Nimno74
      @Nimno74 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

      @Thomas Shulze I instantly heard techno in my head, and imagined blonde people in leather dancing to it.

    • @davekachel
      @davekachel 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      well it sounds like one of our fucked up clubs, doesnt it?

  • @lolipereira6641
    @lolipereira6641 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Keep it up

  • @Mr_R34P3R_GR1MLY
    @Mr_R34P3R_GR1MLY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    I don't know anything about this game's systems and how it rolls it's dice but I prefer to think that Jon killing the Pope is what caused the peasant revolts in his kingdom rather than the war taxes. It very well might have been the tax that caused it, I just think it's a cool rp that Odd being discovered as a murder of the Pope sparked a massive rebellion across the continent. Jon could write some really interesting TV series with his playthrough of this game 😂😂😂 Cheers Jon! PS: I missed 500k but wanted to say congratulations!

  • @samuelstensgaard4828
    @samuelstensgaard4828 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    You guys give Jon a lot of grief, but I just feel like pointing out that he put down a massive Catholic uprising, and then managed to turn around and beat the bloody pope.

    • @carlhoellein6672
      @carlhoellein6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      ...and then proceeded to give away Rome. In order to keep temples in Scotland... If anything, Jon simply selected Idiot Savant in real life.

  • @Tzilandi
    @Tzilandi 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    "If the people rise up from below-!"
    The people are Skaven.

  • @MrDUneven
    @MrDUneven 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    The irony of some one named Kristina being responsible of destroying pope.
    How funny will it be if in future patch notes Paradox will say they "nerfed the Aqutaine method of conversion"?

  • @tychamberlain2119
    @tychamberlain2119 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    That bavarian king seems a lot like lord farquad

  • @piopio2
    @piopio2 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Ok, I HAVE to comment because this is the first time I was actually FURIOUS with Jon. "How did everything went this wrong? I have 60k troops!". Yes, Jon. And you NEVER raised all of them. I don't know if you did it because of money, but then you spent like a thousand on new men at arms instead of raising, like, 40k more levies. You could've crushed the Pope waaaay sooner, helped Aquitane before it got that messy and quelled any revolt WITH EASE. I just don't understand your course of actions here. I just don't.

    • @carlhoellein6672
      @carlhoellein6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ha, did you make it to the end where he gave away Rome? Understand that one either?

  • @gtbkts
    @gtbkts 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    commenting for support

  • @archmagus8384
    @archmagus8384 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Can you destroy the title of Holy Roman Empire?

  • @Garycarlyle
    @Garycarlyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Jon is going to struggle running an empire of that size. The devs did a good job of keeping late game challenging and he isnt prepared. I wasnt.

    • @SaSPonchICo
      @SaSPonchICo 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      What does await him?

    • @Garycarlyle
      @Garycarlyle 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

      @@SaSPonchICo Jon doesnt look at the faction screen enough.

    • @carlhoellein6672
      @carlhoellein6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      @@Garycarlyle Jon doesn't look at ANYTHING enough.

  • @granddoctor7391
    @granddoctor7391 4 ปีที่แล้ว +10

    If there's one phrase that you know only John can relate to it's "you magnificent bastard"

  • @MrBaxterism
    @MrBaxterism 4 ปีที่แล้ว +13

    That moment when instead of keeping Rome and the two cities beside it, a complete duchy. Jon decided that south west Scotland was better for him to control...
    That is our magnificent bastard Jon ❤️😃

    • @uhthin
      @uhthin 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      Hehe this

  • @nexoknightr6985
    @nexoknightr6985 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Yes

  • @theanimal189
    @theanimal189 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Maybe a good end goal for this campaign would be to erase Jesus from the map completely. In other words convert all of the Orthodoxies people as well.

  • @APZachariah
    @APZachariah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    If the papacy still exists after this episode... I'll be happy there's more to do.

  • @dfrostedwang5478
    @dfrostedwang5478 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    57:13 when he briefly had 69869 troops assembled, would have still been enough to defeat the pope. I would have stopped assembling the army there.

  • @Ze5891
    @Ze5891 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    just gives us more ck3 plz

  • @JesusChristMyLord
    @JesusChristMyLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว +7

    Well Jesus has just had a terrible night watching the football let’s hope this can cheer me up

    • @emperorandreas6245
      @emperorandreas6245 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      Ehh probably not

    • @JesusChristMyLord
      @JesusChristMyLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Selcundus Vatinius The Great conqueror Wow you have a name and a half I love a good underdog team so support West Ham who just got there ass handed to them 😂

    • @JesusChristMyLord
      @JesusChristMyLord 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      @Selcundus Vatinius The Great conqueror Nice I’ve just started the RTW series again to fill the gaps between this and Fall out 4

    • @Gamerbeast-fn7rh
      @Gamerbeast-fn7rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      I'm American and thought you meant American football, so I was confused 😂

  • @kindadumb916
    @kindadumb916 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

    Can we talk about how the byzantines are trying to reunify the Roman Empire?

  • @VanguVegro
    @VanguVegro 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Ah cool, you killed the emperor in my hometown. That sort of thing doesn't happen often.

  • @spinningsheeps
    @spinningsheeps 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    So the first attempt on the pope's life. Getting him to fall asleep in a dark empty room, but rather than say, slitting his throat, tried to brick up the exit.

  • @iPhoneeditor
    @iPhoneeditor 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Building up the army at the end of your ruler's life may not be a good idea as while your current ruler can pay for them the heir may not be able too with their combination of stats and perks.

  • @justjust5580
    @justjust5580 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    57:16 Why do I hear boss music?

  • @Manvendra0077
    @Manvendra0077 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    37:30

  • @candouidus
    @candouidus 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    The famous: Oh! I'm sorry I got some bad news for you! this kills me every time!

  • @fenwicknolan2129
    @fenwicknolan2129 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    I feel as though every episode Jon says that he's raising the biggest army yet

  • @JohnSmith-kb4re
    @JohnSmith-kb4re 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    1:02:55 Rome is culturally Turkish, how the F did that happen?

    • @Gamerbeast-fn7rh
      @Gamerbeast-fn7rh 4 ปีที่แล้ว

      That's a good question I didn't notice that

    • @lordmagot
      @lordmagot 4 ปีที่แล้ว +3

      I think Jon noted in an earlier episode that it had been taken by a Muslim nation at some point

  • @XtoDoubt25
    @XtoDoubt25 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Start pushing into Eastern Europe and Carpathia

    • @Bern_il_Cinq
      @Bern_il_Cinq 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

      His Player Heir is military-focused and won’t have much to conquer except the East.

  • @jaecole21
    @jaecole21 2 ปีที่แล้ว

    “You’re a disappointment Markus” whew i died 😂😂😂

  • @Pokemaple
    @Pokemaple 4 ปีที่แล้ว +4

    Jooohhhhhhnnnnnn, why would you keep your random Scottish land instead of the rich Italian land!?!?!? AAAHHHH

  • @andreasback4728
    @andreasback4728 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Funny thing about all your cadet branches is that the name of your dynasty, Gren, actually means 'branch' in Swedish.

  • @mr.jglokta191
    @mr.jglokta191 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Started this video and my computer actually crashed :D

  • @G3nXa
    @G3nXa 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    My weekly salve to lose myself from the trials of daily life.

  • @claytonweyl4135
    @claytonweyl4135 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Invade Kingdom Catholic Romagna but siege down all the non-De Jure territory. You'll get the De Jure territory + anything you occupy at the end of the war.

  • @carlhoellein6672
    @carlhoellein6672 4 ปีที่แล้ว +2

    Hmm, I could keep the south of Scotland, or Rome which has a building that only counts if I directly control it... I guess my useless cousin can have Rome.
    I would tell you exactly what I think about that decision, but children might stumble in here and I'd feel bad about traumatizing them a second time so soon after what you just did in front of them.

  • @eechanel6616
    @eechanel6616 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Jon do the adb marder trick on your vassels.

  • @benludowese4436
    @benludowese4436 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    @23:02 did this just become the spiffing brit channel

  • @TremorRock
    @TremorRock 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Day 2 of asking Jon for a timelapse of this run. Will the Sexy Asatru be able to hold on to the mainland?

  • @FOFOKASHY
    @FOFOKASHY 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    Look at my hat
    I'm the catholic leader now

  • @dan-el6015
    @dan-el6015 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    When the catholics rebelled... HAHAHAHA one of the funniest things I have seen in CK3. Haen't seen how it resolved yet, but good lord Jon, what a mess xD

  • @aspacelex
    @aspacelex 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    Shoulda created an auto right click macro

  • @korub1
    @korub1 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    It would have been great if you succeeded in Cask of Amontillado’ing the Pope lol

  • @APZachariah
    @APZachariah 4 ปีที่แล้ว +1

    You need health focus!

  • @simongaudin2506
    @simongaudin2506 4 ปีที่แล้ว

    Smug Jon is also hillarius

  • @manuelkong10
    @manuelkong10 3 ปีที่แล้ว

    41:26 "how is this all going so wrong"
    you didn't stay focused on the pope
    started fooling around Aquitaine
    gouged for more tax money
    lol