Argentine Falklands Cartoon - English Sub
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- Edit 1/2021: I have added amended subtitles via youtube which correct the most egregious errors and gags. Please enable them if you want to see what is actually being said.
Edit 2/2018: • La Asombrosa Excursión... is a more faithful English translation of this cartoon. Watch mine for hilarious Argie memes, then watch the other one to compare.
Actual cartoon shown on public television in Argentina, which I have subtitled for the purpose of educating gringos on the justice of the Argentine cause. Translation not necessarily 100% accurate, but has been made in a good-faith attempt** to convey the spirit of all dialog and lyrics
**attempt not necessarily 100% in good faith (accurate lyrics to the final song may be found at • Video )
Disclaimer: Seriously, this is a work of satire, and you should be able to tell where I have taken liberties with the source material (it is a children's cartoon, of course they aren't actually saying "fuck"). However, I maintain that the translations are no more inaccurate than the cartoon's own narrative of the Falklands conflict.
Not shown in this video are the prologue and epilogue, in which Samba takes the time-travelling jet from and to a museum in the present day. In the epilogue he meets the Argentine Soldier again, now a veteran employed at the museum, who assures him that Argentina will not attempt to use force to reclaim the islands again. I had to cut these for time.
Samba et al are the property of El Perro En La Luna.
First day of training in the British armed forces is learning to laugh with diabolical malice.
poppedweasel As Churchill hinself once said, there is no better way to crush your enemy's moral, than by laughing with as much malice as possibly possible.
Good quote. We are fortunate to be so well armed.
Jajaja estuvo bueno
For us, (u.s. Marines of the old guard) we shout "curb stomp babies!"
;)
+Ravage Gonza I can imagine the confusion if you actually would hear that.
This looks like something you would see in GTA5.
Argentine Space Rangers
Yh on the tv😂😂😭
Lmao
Yyy No. I can’t see any flying motorcycles.
Oh my gosh,joji is frank
As an argentinian I can say that the mayor hystorical inacuracy is asuming we had actual planes
nah you actually had a few good planes......and a load of shit ones but planes non the less
Jajaj al fin encontre un paisa de aca
Capo nos rompieron el orto en la guerra que le vamos a hacer estabamos en dictadura y mandaron a pibes de 18, y para los ingleses que dicen que esto es re family friend y si, obvio, no le vas a mostrar iluminados por el fuego a pibes de 8 años
LOL 😂
@@nonohate que dice el pelotudo este? Alto virgo
The song at end:
[Basically we lost the war, but we are not gonna forget our soldiers and the islands]
Translator: K I L L T H E M C H I L D S
When? Time stamp
@@rubblosky6837 Thanks Mate
@@rubblosky6837
Actually, it's called "Marcha de Las Malvinas," (March of the Falklands). It's usually done to military style music.
@@roberteugene7295 Its more like a anthem to me, if you wanna some really military shit, search for "Avenida las camelias" I find it like some imperialist shit
Let's be honest. Nobody searched this. It searched for us
@Realtrach Zegoda imagine being communist
Saw this a couple years ago and laughed at salty argies. It never gets old.
@@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine being trump is yankee
@@redbanner2523 what?
@@Kaiser_Waffel_XI imagine loosing to couple farmer
“We are their equals in combat”
Laughs in SAS
Laughs in everything
*Laugh in tea*
Laughs in colonization
Laughs un Sheffield, oh no, wait
Laugh in HMS Sir Galahad, oh no wait....
Am I the only one who found it funny how the gurkha soldier, who are 5 foot 3 tall on average, is represented as an hulking 7 foot tall giant?
Exactly, for a propaganda cartoon against the british, they are making them look good
I know, the tallest Gurkha I ever met was like 5'9 lmao.
"bombing the HMS invincible, which totally happened and is not made up at all"
Well. In the animation you see a carrier with fighter jets and the carrier doesnt look like a invincible class carrier (that was a STOVL ship)
Remember they sunk the HMS Hermes twice!!! I do because I'm very old...
The translation is wrong. don't be fooled.
it did happen... just not in the way it's portrayed here
Drellistenstomusic I think they are confusing HMS invincible with the floating hospital that they did sink
I love how they animated Gurkhas as giants when the average Nepali male is 5 ft 4, all to preserve their macho lol.
Ur Mum exactly lol
If you had faced the Gurkhas they would have looked huge with their boots stepping on your face.
Jaspion CCV it’s even more laughable that they think some skinny argentino could defeat a hardened mountain warrior brandishing a fuck off khukri knife
It's a cartoon,please
bito Saguier all they needed to do was google a ghurka instead they just went fuck it let’s get a bloody yeti and give it East Asian eyes because that’s accurate
Ah yeah, I remember the Falklands combat live on TV, British soldiers laughing maliciously as they threw grenades at children
Well. They were throwing grenades to 18 yo soldiers. But i just blame argentinian dictator
[RAF laughter intensifies]
tbf the underaged conscripts of Argentina's insane and avowedly neo-Nazi regime didn't have too much of a choice
Sebastián B. Well 18 YO person is classified as a Adult,
@@merasmusgaming7147 to newbies with just 1 month of training
I understand that, according to the accounts of our troops, they were treated with respect by the British even in defeat. It was us, the Argentines who did not treat them like the heroes they were, for having the courage to face a powerful adversary. Therefore my respects to the British soldiers, the same that they gave to my brother soldiers.
Más bien eso se sintio como mandar un escuadron suicida a tratar de ganar un territorio que simplemente no valia la pena.
Psdtt: y si los respeto un poco aunque se hayan ido a ganar algo imposible.
@@sharpflame0593 Dictator for ya! And argentine lovin it!
I mean that’s the only war where both sides behaved by the book to the IHL, haven’t committed **a single** war crime
US: can you give them the island??
Uk:no
US:ok here have some weapons
Ooh, Oversimplified you say?
Oversimplified...?
The US had positive relations with Argentina but also was a close ally with the UK. It put them in an awkward position but of course ultimately allowed Thatcher to declare war
Joaquin Busato
Y vos aprende a no ser prepotente e informarte.
El comentario original es una referencia a un video de Oversimplified, en donde explica el asunto sin estar de ninguno de los tres lados
you have majorly *OVERSIMPLIFIED* that.
Thanks m8
Pilot: oh oh
Translation: oh fuck
o boi
you beat me to it.
Sometimes the liberty is taken to put the translation in the implied format rather than the direct format.
Kouga "Oh no" Translator: well, uhh, what they meant to say was, um, "oh fuck", yes, exactly
Kouga this is a pretty bad translation
The falklands belong to the penguins
The penguins belong to the earth so the falklands belong to the earth
Didn't you ever watch Saturday Night Live? The governor is a sheep in a suit.
That's ironic as your profile pic is a Union Jack 😂
Anthony johnson yes
The Argentine's know our secret to making Guinness.....
*"Who the f*ck decided to have a war in April"*
*idk*
Facist
In April, it's autumn
@@terrorgaming459 Lmao
Lol, Almost all wars happen in april idk why
The cartoon literally defeats itself pointing out that the boy who lives on island is British.
@Loli4lyf ok
@Loli4lyf no, proof that it was Brits living on the island and Brits that wanted to stay with Britain, not Argentina.
@Loli4lyf Shameless? That's like saying that all the Italian and Spaniard descendants from Argentina are usurping the land from the Guaraní tribes and any other indigenous people.
@@jakethefinn2353 yeah, the brits brought by the brits long ago who wanted to stay with britain while in argentinian soil
I found this cartoon more against war than saying that las malvinas son argentinas
Something tells me the translation isn't 100% accurate
WordsofHeresyOfficial [shellshock intensifies]
You wot m8? What gave it away?
You're right, haha
translation is not accurate, specially the ending song. lol when I saw the translation I laughted a lot it is totally fake and very provocative. I'm argentinian and btw nobody cares about the islands here. except for politicians and fascist lol
The video creator admits in the description that he took artistic lisence on the translation. So no news there.
Chispa: "Im in a secret mission, i must be under their radar to avoid detection"
Also Chispa: "Lemme gain altitude so i can teach this kid about this war that we lost"
Again, Chispa: "Hngh, We are followed"
Chispa is the average Argentine soldier. It is unknown how he managed to be a pilot and even so he gave battle to the English.
DEWO 277E chispa sucked at his job.
@@kcimb
and still he does not flinch and fight for his homeland, like a chad.
DEWO 277E Chad...I don’t think you know what that means. Argentine virgin vs Chad Brit, yes.
Chad is the winner
@@kcimb
no, this is not how it works, chad is not the one who wins in the end is the one that is best seen doing it so Chad "Virgin" Argentina vs Virgin "Chad" England
Ok, but can we agree on how the 7:00song is truly sad? The soldiers were almost teenagers. Their fear must have been paralyzing.
That's true. Nowadays, there are veterans who are still traumatized because of the war and refuse to talk about such a horrifying event.
Most of them were obligated to go. It wasn't their choice.
There is a sad and raw book about a group of this teenager soldiers. The title is "Los Pichiciegos"
Idk the song seems like very cool for me
fun fact:IT FUCKING WAS THERE WHERE TENS OF DOZENS OF SOLDIERS WHO CAME BACK WHIT PTSD
Cierto
Argentina: fight me
United kingdom: *SAS wants to know your location*
Interestingly the SAS to my understanding never actually deployed in the Falklands.
If my older ex-forces colleagues are to be believed, the SAS all mobilised. The plan was insertion into Argentina, attack the major airbases, do as much damage as possible to crippled operations and moral, then extract by land through Chile.
But despite several launch dates and a lot of prep they never actually deployed.
@@Talshere88 i did read about a recon team that was on the island weeks prior to the main forces. maybe look that one up. they were spotting enemy movements and were revealed by the bbc who reported that they have men on the island, so they had to leave.
Talshere nope they were look up the raid on pebble island
@@Talshere88 The SAS played a vital reconisense role in the war.
Laughs in Gurkha
Well... My dad fought in that war, he was 21yr old when he entered combat for the first time. Some british colonel spared his life because one of my dad friend was wounded (almost dead, he got 7-8 shots) but none critical. Most of his squad got obliterated, but he refused to leave him behind, so he shot until he ran out of ammo, it was a dark night (by then most of our troops didnt have nightvision gear) so he pulled his knife and charged into a british soldier who was behind a rock, but the british knocked him down, without shooting, taking the knife away and taking him prisioner with his mortally wounded friend. Both survided that night. The british then told my dad he was lucky, he would have been killed if he tried to run away and let his friend to die but that act, trying to save his friend, against all odds is what kept them alive. It was like a code of honor, and the british respected him for that.
Porque los ingleses tiene un imperio muy viejo y los hombres lucha para honor
Thats actually how british fight and even they ever colonized half world i still respect them at some points
[RAF laughting]
In reality he was very lucky, I’d say Good Job for him
That's what we call a gentlemans war.
Brits have no honor
the movie: "based on a true story"
also the movie:
Makes up bullshit lmao
That was at discovery kids here in México
“And the foreign usurpers enslaved" yeah sounds heck a sketchy
I remember this was shown to me at school
Mathias Sanabria I feel so sorry for you, hopefully you pushed through.
i came looking for salt...
*but i found gold*
*Spain would like to know your location*
@@hyperion3145 Gibraltar.
Admiral George Rodney
Understandable, have a nice day
I like how they just swear all day in this childrens cartoon
Cowiefour ECA the translation is inaccurate for effect, there is no actual swearing
8:57 That is literally the definition of not being equals in combat
Well that is false too, our army was fine we lost because we didn't have a plan not for that shit, but the new government tells false shit they say that we lost because the economy in the dictatorship was bad which is true but our army wasn't affected (we never are hungry here, not even in the worst economic crisis our country is basically a gigant farm being hungry here is impossible)
@@elpibelol5005 also the fact the UK army is like miles above Argentina in terms of training, experience and you know literally everything lmao
@@elpibelol5005 a conscript force with no combat experience will never stand on equal footing with a volunteer force with combat experience
@@torinjones3221 they did have experience, hard training
@@crabberdabberye nowdays yes but in 1983 nope
(Laughs in RAF)
(RAF laughter has intensified to the point of no return)
>RAF laughter surpases the speed of sound generating a shockwave capable of separating the province of uruguay from the rest of Argentina
-faints in Argentine-
FaroeIslands Official hey, it's the Faroe Islands - do you want to join the British Empire Faroe Islands? Of course you do, silly question! See you soon...
samba take my parachute
"Truth is we are their equals in combat" suurrrrreeeee.......
Proceeds to list excuses why they are not...
Yes because an 18 year old argentine conscript could go toe to toe with an SAS operator
Actually , while the much larger Argentine forces were bolstered by conscripts a significant amount of the leading fighting force consisted of well equipped and well trained marines. These well trained units did suffer from coming from central and north Argentina, and were therefore not suited to the harsh climate - Patagonian units should have logically been selected instead. Equipment, armaments and logistical support was also on par in both forces.
Casualties and losses were fairly even and it has been recognised by the British Commanders that the war could have gone either way and was won on a knife edge. If anything won it for the British military it was the grit and determination of the servicemen themselves.
As a Brit myself who has had the pleasure of a six month stint down in the “sunny” Falklands I don’t much care for the jingoism expressed by many of the commentators in this video, no matter where they hail from. The Argentine forces acquitted themselves well enough during the conflict and no battle was an easy win.
I would, and always have seriously questioned the validity of the Argentine claim on the islands as it’s based on the fact that the Imperial Spanish crown once held them, and under the common terms of the great 17th-19th century European imperial contest, whichever power seized a territory and held it last, had the legitimate claim (many Caribbean and North American territories swapped hands). Fundamentally, there are very few islanders that can claim any form of Spanish or Argentine heritage. As it is now the 21st century and the colonial contest has long ended, and given the location and population base of the islands they should follow the standard post-colonial South American model and be their own sovereign nation, belonging neither to Argentina or the UK, but merely recognising their cultural roots with the UK as Brazil does with Portugal, and Chile and Argentina do with Spain.
@George Job what do you mean by that? Are you saying the brits on the falklands or the argentinians of the time were scared etc. of that. Or what is your piont with that. No really just make me understand what you mean with that. keep in mind english is not my mothertoungh so it might just be a communication error...
@@fire99xyz Yes because an ill-trained conscript is a match for British Paras, Marine Commandos, and SAS
And the moral of the story is: Do not mess with Britain's rock collection.
Unless you're a people's republic. Qi lai!
@@jamesmiller2521 Nice Hong Kong reference.
Or angry red heads
Too underrated
scrap of land*
I feel like there needs to be a reminder constantly displayed at the top of the video stating "The Falklands voted 99.8% in favour of remaining British."
I think the .2 was a dozeb teenagers having a laugh, if i remember correctly.
Si llenas las islas de ingleses claramente van a votar a favor de permanecer briton pelotudo. La autodeterminación de los pueblos es ilegitima en el caso Malvinas
Some say that live hand grenade still hasn't exploded....
It was made in Argentina
Yes it's still flying to this day mate
To quote an US Army Drill Sargent "When the pin is pulled and the spoon is relisted, Mr. Grenade is Not your Friend."
Them: "Uh oh"
Translation: "Oh f*ck"
Its hilarious
XD
Lol
Them: “Oh no!”
Translation: “Bloody ‘ell!”
Island malvinas 🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷🇦🇷
We are equals in combat.
[British Laughing]
Argentines lost the war because the Argentine people are peaceful, they have no spirit to kill. Now if it were a fascist country like colombia or brazil where the population is used to the violence, it is very likely that the falklands would have mass murder by neo-fascist death squad.
But the Falkland people saw themselves as British so doesn’t that mean Argentina was the Invaders
That's racist, but it's true xd
@@dicitencellovoyais7914 "a fascist country like colombia" lol yeah sure
Joe laughs in harrier jets and 22 SAS, and Royal Marines
The idea of an Argentine conscript defeating a khukri wielding Gurkha with his bare fists is hilarious.
Pilot: "Yes, we hit them!" *In spanish*
Subtitles: *Yes, i kill the bastards!*
Samba: U h h h h *In spanish*
Subtitles: *i am probably traumatized*
Seems legit.
It's funny 😂
read description
Covid-23 xd
*Shellshock intensifies*
Opino igualmente, buen caballero
8/10 not enough "chilean traitors"
Not enough RAF laughing
Pinochet was smart enough to know that a war against UK was suicide, its not treason its common sense.
@@jdb6496 and the fact that argentinians tried to rage war againts Chile first
Imagínate pensar que perdieron únicamente por culpa de los chilenos
Chileaanss
"Look out! It's a fucking Gurkha!" died laughing
same
Fuck you
juan manuel herrera chill
actually what it says is "be careful, Sapucai". The translation is not the better. when the plane dropped the bomb on the ship, he did not say " 3:29 He said "Yes, we het the shot!". There seems to be a bad intention in the translations
Santiago GL exactly. Very bad intentions in the subtitles translation...
Argentina: Yay we took the islands
Also Argentina: Why do i hear boss music?
*Rule Britannia starts to play across the ocean*
XD
GG argentina noob
XD
YOU SHALL NOT TOUCH THE QUEEN'S FAVOURITE ROCKS.
Sabaton: **"Back in Control" intensifies.**
Well, I’m Argentine and this video doesn’t represent at all my opinion on this. By that time, we were in the middle of a dictatorship so the government had nothing better to do but starting a war to increase nationalism.The soldiers sent were really young and had not enough equipment nor experience. When they came back, the best part of our country treated them as trash and a great part of them killed themselves. Even the English military treated them better in many cases. Decades later we are crying over those poor soldiers and victimizing ourselves. Sadly, my country can sometimes be very hipocryte.
Excuse me if I’ve made some mistakes, I’m sixteen and I haven’t yet achieved the FCE.
No eran soldados los pibes, sólo los hombres que habían hecho el servicio militar
Your English is pretty good my friend :-)
Nationalism is poison. You can argue about who can lay claim to the islands, but fighting a war is surely not the answer. It's good to know there are people in Argentina who don't buy the propaganda.
@@lua7186 Tenían la instrucción de cualquier conscripto. Y sí, eran soldados con grado de infante.
Son héroes al igual que los que combatieron a la guerrilla en el Operativo Indepencia.
No hay que olvidarlos.
Primero, no hubo declaración de guerra. Fue un conflicto armado. Segundo, solo se tomó lo que es nuestro como país soberano y sin disparar un solo tiro.
Y en tercer lugar, los ingleses atacaron primero hundiendo al Ara General Belgrano fuera del área de exclusión que ellos habían propuesto, costandole la vida a 323 tripulantes.
Todo lo demás es discutible.
**UK, not England
Something tells me this translator isn't exactly pro-Argentine
@Dod o no english is
@Dod o Imagine having a baby and it turns out like this bitch
Hahahhaha
No it is not
This translation is a fucking joke, it couldn't be more inaccurate
[Kirschner diplomacy]
[Shellshock intensifies]
[This is what Argentina actually believes]
Fucking hell these subtitles are hilarious
"Samba! Serpentine!"
10/10 subtitles
I laughed a lot with [RAF laughter intensifies]
Look out! It's a fucking ghurka!
[RAF Laughing intensifies]
Jesus
"THIS IS WHAT ARGENTINA ACTUALLY BELIEVES" 💀
No, this is actually chile believes ok no
No pero si tu piensas que si ok xd
we belive that the islands will always be from argentina
everyone knows the real story, don't believe a kid's channel as no one watches
(we are only very patriots, as they were in the Japanese empire only a little softer)
Iceland should also be entirely from the UK.
Cool, Our pilots have amazing evil cackles
Luke Day Yes 😂😂😂, I'm argentinian and this is freaking me out hahahaha
RAF laughing
Lightning strikes when our American pilots laugh.
That how Harriers were so op
When you say your Empire is over but you still own their oil supply [*RAF laughter intensifies*]
Song: lets be friends
Subtitles: your oil is all mine
WTF
That's the joke
Made by united states obiusly
@@IvoL0L **Pasty cushion creep that never been in a fight his entire life**
@@moisesaguilar8750 He isn't wrong. We do fucking love oil
I'm Argentinian and I don't know nothing about this :v
When the Argentine mate call brit English
*Literary quarter of those invasion force were Scottish*
And, weren't there some Welsh, Northern Irish, Ghurkas also.
It was, in fact, a UK force.
So, in your view, 25% of the force were Scottish reading, writing, editing, etc.
*Scots guard noises*
It's just that here and another spanish speaking countries we use english instead of british, it's tradition i guess.
YourAsianComrade 27 *liberation force
Most of the world say England when they usually talk about the UK. I'm Welsh and I'm not offended by it. Ive got an American girlfriend and she always used to say I was from 'England'. It was only after living over here for about 2 months she understood our geography more.
And for a context: Zamba is basicly a show relating parts of the history of the world, in mayority, by the perspective of Argentina. What made this thing a show, is apart of the oversimplification of the events and making things family friendly, the main protagonist of the show, "Zamba" (A child from the province of Formosa), often traveled on time for accident, in that way, getting the oportunity of look at the event related on each chapter.
Ah yes, the family friendly show that drops the f bomb halfway through
@@joeclark1893it didn't curse in the show, that's just something the translator added.
*R.A.F Laughter Intensify*
God damn it
I think from now on, every RAF pilot should say that after a successful sortie.
"You have a hole on your left wing !"
Gotta love the skulls on the RAF planes
Bombing the HMS invincible
So what you're saying is
Argentina itself admits they used child soldiers and pilots?
The subs of the song at the end are ALL changed .-.
no, even though they used a lot of young people (18yo) that never holded a gun
this is just a cartoon series that narrates different historic events
Erik Rosenberg Both sides used Aircraft, dogfights led to the loss of Aircraft on both sides
Never have I wanted to shank a cartoon child so much >_>
Can we just appreciate that British grenades have a "five" second fuse so the Argentinian bloke who held it in his hand would've just blown both himself and a child up
Actually, when the pin of a grenade is taken off, there is only one way to "pause" it, if yoy apply enough pressure of the grenade, it won't detonate. But you will need a ridiculous amount of force, about the force of a human body, people would sometimes leave grenades under the dead so if someone picks it up it will detonate. But i still get what you mean, that guy cannot have so much power in his fists.
mucho texto
@@ZestyFireTF2 It's no where near that much force, but you can hold down the spoon. Throwing it would release it though
gringo
@@inksans_666 salty
“I lost because he had a good gaming chair”
[RAF laughter intensifies]
+Radec [Kirchner diplomacy]
***** I found this so funny I have it downloaded on my phone just so I can watch it wherever I am whenever I need a laugh...
shazb0lt the Argentine Air Force kick's the Britanic Float
Grego ¡Fly well the actual events of 1982 would seem to have disproved that and even if that wasn't enough everything you have is now thirty years out of date, whereas the RAF has Eurofighter Typhoons, ultra-modern jets that can give the best the Americans and Russians have a run for their money. Four of them are on station in the Falklands at this moment I believe...
Grego ¡Fly the kicked them, right, they did it so much that most Argentinian aeroplanes could not be used in the Falklands
nobody believe such bullshit, Argentinia occupied a defenseless territory, and when the British army arrived Argentinian troops got beaten badly, as they couldn't hold the island because Gualtieri forgot that if you go to war you're army needs to be prepared to such event which the Argentinian one wasn't well prepared, as the argentinian military junta though that they just had to occupy the territory
I’m happy that the TH-cam algorithm sent me this video after like a year
Saaaame
Yup.
Yup, just got it now. “I never asked for this...”
See you guys in another one!
>like a year
You mean 5?
English: Ours!
Argentino: Nuestras!
English: Ours!
Argentino: [Kirchner Diplomacy]
Laughed so far at this time
As an argentinian i can guarantee that the krishners were assholes
@@tomaspitt3833 As an argentinian I totally agree with you.
@@rainthelord1524 great to know
JAAJAJAJA
*Argentines
And what?
love it how they portray the french as pirates though they settled it first and willingly gave it over to the spanish
Yeah curious how the Spanish name for the islands is based on a place in France. Gee I wonder how that happened in their minds
@@octo4012they were _obviously_ thinking of Argentina when they did it.
Just like how "Nova Scotia" is clearly Chilean for having a long coastline and terrible storms.
Welcome to the comment section guide!
47% RAF laughing
47% Ooooh (i am probably traumatized)
2% other
4% Equal in battle
They are Argentine
Fuck you
@@bloatedblitz British mate.....and don't try any Kirchner diplomacy on me. It doesn't work.
Laughs in colonization
BloatedBlitz Bwahahaha!!!
@@bloatedblitz the people of Falklands wanted to stay with us.
In spanish: Ummm
Subtitle; i'm probably traumatized
Looks fine to me
If you read the description it is a comedy translation
yeyehdjekjeksskej
4:54
@@evilturnip8365 oh I didn't catch that, I want to know the official one now, as I got very confused with this one.
"who the fuck decided to have a war in April"
William Chamberlain true
I am an English man,
But I am willing to forgive this video for the pure and simple reason, that the sound track absolutely slaps. Props to those Argentinian singers and composers.
Nos Obligó La Dictadura 😕
You dont need to forgive us the war happened because of some corrupt politic that tried to get back the Malvinas during his dictatorship and the people was forcé to fight and the kids nowdays are being brain washed to hate people from England
@@Barleymagobs bueno pero eso nos hizo entrar el democracia más rápido así que 🤙
excuse me forgive us? how about you shut the fuck up. fucking slaver
The video has a lot of parts cut out. The original show makes a lot of anti-Argentine narratives, and it actually condemns Argentina for going to war and says in the future they should try to get what they want diplomatically.
The uploader removed those parts because he wants to make the show look bad. After all, people wouldn’t angrily comment about how unrealistic the narrative of the show is if if it were realistic.
As an Argentinian I must add that we didnt want to start a war, the dictatorship forced us...
Same with us and Iraq m8
it was a sad situation for argentina and britain we can both agree the bloodshed was unnecessary, the war shouldn't of happened .
Thas right m8\cierto bro
Yes
And yet you tease every Chilean everywhere you can because of their dictatorship decided to help the British.
I like how according to the subs, "uhoh" directly translates to "oh fuck".
+Riktenkay ohhh equals [shellshock intensifies]
Plus they even have a word for you havin a giggle m8
Ohhhh is probably traumatized
PiousMoltar Are you trying to tell me it doesn't?
“Equal in combat”
Man this was one hilarious cartoon
Edit: I like how the show at least realizes the Argentine dictator was a bad person, because all this war was, was a scapegoat for his already desperate country
Decem the British were out numbered as they only sent their elite troops from the 16th air assault brigade and 3 commando brigade but yet the Argentinians surrendered in mass and the British barely took any casualties so no they weren’t equal And it wasn’t just equipment
They fought with trully prepared troops, Arg send a bunch of kids without proper train
laugh at your english mother
🧂
@@hugrit4027 Solo mandaron gente joven a morir
Yes there are lots of problems with this cartoon but the pure comedic timing of the dude singing "who the fuck decided to have a war in April" and then cutting to the general absolutely getting down will never not be funny 7:48
The translation suck
I like the Para speaking British-accented Spanish.
But If the Falklands are spanish territory, and Argentina declared independence...
Doens't this mean it's spanish territory If you follow their logic?
That would be a good point my friend, only if the British weren't there to fuck those argies and the spanyard's asses when it came to Gibraltar and Argentina.
But it was never a Spanish territory. They owned one of the islands at one point when they bought it from France. They tried to buy the island from the UK but were politely told to piss off.
@@TakoyaKyono interesting
@@TakoyaKyono it was definetly spanish
Look i dont care about the islands and i dont share the views of some of my connationals. But is not an stupid argument. After independization you inherit the territory of the colony. Not only that, but argentina send colonist and make the islands a dependency of buenos aires. The british show up 20 years after and they expelled them. What I believe, is that it was a good reason to go to war back then, not 150 years later. If in the old world (europe, asia, africa) they start to claim land they used to own, already populated by dozens of generations from other nation, the fighting would be endless i believe.
Falkland Islands belong to Kazakhstan
Belong to Borat 😂
Supreme leader Borat is a great leader
No they belong to canada smh
Honourable leader borat is love and life
And Kazakhstan belongs to the USSR
I like how it implied that the Argies were out numbered...
When in reality it was precisely the opposite
Pyrus and you still lost
@Master Yoda god save the queen
Imagine if the Germans made a cartoon like this
SAS maybe just a few folks sent in Falkland Island but they are really skilled
A Cpt. Price and Soap with Ghost and Kyle Garrick. That would be sure.
Lee Ice Get an education.
Argentina: "We are their equals in combat"
UK: *laughs in SAS*
not Argentina. Propaganda of the government
We where close to make english soldiers go away from islands. Our pilots were lethal. Look for veterans interviews from your country
@@lucasferrari8933 yeah your pilots were target practice for sea harriers
@@obiwankenobi3574 and your boats ducks waiting for a missile bro
@@obiwankenobi3574 they had to attach more guns for AA protection
Boy: look out
Translation: It's a fucking Gurkha!
it was a gurkha
they keep on saying English when there was plenty of Scots and welsh fighting the Argentinians
Wee like welsh and scots
Zenon López Wallace why don't you like English?
I'm assuming it's because of your disgusting teeth
DrZilla1 me?
Zenon López Wallace even though the Scots guards played a huge role in taking back the Falklands.
I knew this was inaccurate the moment the Gurkha lost a fight.
Thats what i thought too
Gurkhas are scary lads
CrystxlzX you might have already heard it but when a man says he is not afraid if death he is either a liar or a gurkha
@@LordGingerBerry Yh I've heard it before scary lads indeed , you might of this before , they carry a Sharpe blade and every time they wanna draw it they have to spill blood , so if they wanna show it to someone they have to cut them selves
I don’t think they actually got into combat while there
7:50 Galtieri dancing while his soldiers are freezing to death is almost as funny to me as the Onion.
But was really
@@gemesmombello3492 Well, I'm not surprised. I mean, dictators rarely care about their soldiers. They just care about fighting their enemies.
3:14 he says " oh oh " in spanish and translates it as fuck . Best sub ever
Tomás Gordillo Reale it’s for comedic effect
Also, the songs aren't translated accurately at all, the subtitles say a lot of aggressive stuff that isn't really said
Tomás Gordillo Reale it could be uh oh
@@NecTama It’s pretty obvious that the subtitles aren’t meant to be fully accurate. They’re meant to be funny, but more or less convey the message.
"We are their equal in combat"
I nearly died laughing.
Yes our naval commandos defeated Naval Party 8901. Our 601st and 602nd Commando Companies defeated British platoon-strength several times in No Man's Land capturing much weapons and equipment. And our biggest victory was when we defeated 12,000 Redcoats trying to take Buenos Aires in 1807. The British had practically lost at Goose Green, pinned down by 35 anti aircraft guns they retreated to Carcass Bay until three Royal Air Force Harriers arrived and silenced the guns, but these Harriers were only seconds away from being blasted out of the sky by two patrolling Sea Harriers who thought they were Skyhawks What if these three Royal Air Force Harriers had been shot down? Remember that Admiral Woodward in the book 100 Days admits 'General Winter' arrived on the night of 14 June and that angry seas and snows literally grounded combat air patrols and helicopter operations to a trickle.
Candido Lasala What if? What if? But it didn't and Argentina were humiliated on a major scale. We were out numbered, 8000 miles from home and the Argentinian army had 6 weeks to prepare defensive positions. And we still killed you at a ratio of almost 3/1.
Josh Hanson
You can't argue with an argie, they are as brainwashed as a cult about the falklands.
Josh Hanson You had Paras, Royal Commandos fighting against a standard reinforced brigade defending Puerto Argentino. Imagine if you had to fight against our entire Marine Brigade (1st, 2nd, 3rd, 4th, 5th, 6th and 7th Marine Battalions)? or better still our 4th Airborne Brigade (2nd, 13th, 14th and 17th Airborne Infantry Regiments)? The Argentines defending Puerto Argentino were the ones that were outnumbered facing two British brigades, surrounded and bombarded by the Royal Navy for weeks with the Royal Air Force Harriers alone launching 150 cluster bomb attacks, the British field artillery batteries saturating our defensive positions with 30,000 shells. You also had help in the form of US satellites.
So what your saying is that the Argentines were not our equals?
*_[RAF laughter Intensifies]_*
*laughs in british lad*
[RAF laughter intensifies as a Vulcan drops a bomb on Stanley runway]
*Laughs in Tomahawk missile*
@Joshua Chong everyone gangsta till someone mentions the Belgrano
Best shot ever seen 😂
"the greatest work of fiction since vows of fidelity were included in the French marriage service"
Edmund Blackadder.
Chispa: makes a song literally showing how multiple nations controlled the Falklands before them
Also Chispa: *ARGENTINA WAS HERE FIRST*
Zamba*
France was there first. Malvinas refers to malouins, the fishermen from bretagne who settle there. France make a deal with the King of spain and recognize Spanish sovereignty over malvinas islands. Nowadays las islas malvinas son 🇦🇷
@@DBarks38 don't forget that right after the French came and claimed the east islands, the British unknowingly claimed the west islands
Then the Spanish bought the colony from the French
@@DBarks38 also dont forget there was a period in time that the argentines didnt even try to have the islands. So if you lot care about them that much why did it take you so long?
@@DBarks38 also don't forget ... las islas Falkland son británicas porque Argentina perdió la guerra
Argentina: claims the Falklands are theirs
Also Argentina: admits the English were the first to get the island
In the beginning of the video he explains that Spain discovered them
The Spanish didn’t discover the islands. The French landed first, then the British, then the Spanish.
@@xophe1984 look out your window
Tere Spain never colonised them. The British and the French were the first to set up colonies, Spain then bought France’s colony.
Spain*
Argentina : We are their equals in combat!
UK : *Laughs in Royal Marine, Para and Scots Guard*
You forgot SAS
Joe Manton
I dont think the SAS served in the Falkland war in my knowledge.
@@retardcorpsman they did, look up the raid on pebble Island.
Joe Manton
I stand corrected.
Retard Corpsman I didn’t know either haha, I think the Gurkhas were sent too but never saw combat
Rule Britannia, Britannia rules the waves
Britons never never never shall be slaves
Off the coast of Argentina, our Islands came to be
With eighteen hundred people, and a half a million sheep
The day they were invaded everybody learned the name
A barren little colony had got a bit of fame
🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🇬🇧🎉🎉
Lo que dice: Oh oh.
Subtitulos: oh fuck-
Viste lo que decía los subtítulos cuando el crío anglo hablaba? Eso se llama sátira
@@someonenoone1636 It's taco* you dumb fuck
@@westernpolitix In thos case it would be Taco Pizza.
@@Deru-re5ms Taco Pizza? What are you? An heretic?
@AARAV PRITESH
No no, you're mistaking them for Urugay.
The most unbelievable part was the Gurkha. He would have eviscerated that dude.
Yea that was the point I just looked to the sky
A gurkha=commonwealth soldier
Did the british army had gurkhas back than after india left the empire ?
@@akaysusralartutuklanmakist6950 commonwealth soldiers can enlist if they want to
@@akaysusralartutuklanmakist6950 India is part of the commonwealth look it up
Actually after the war there was a voting and the falklands people voted for brits rule so the war was pointless
They wouldn't have had the vote if the Argentinian dictatorship successfully annexed the islands.
@@jacobduggan8008 yep absolutely better to be under european democracy than south american dictatorship
@@A.76-v4z It's always better to be under any democracy than under any dictatorship.
Well that referendum is totally a bullshit. That was the same as the Brits did to northern island. In 1833 the british invaded the Malvinas islands and then putted a constant population on the islands so they would be British. When the referendum came, obviously all the population voted for them becouse they were implanted by the empire
Leiva Santiago you’re comment is dumb as fuck
Y YA LO VEEES, Y YA LO VEEES, EL QUE NO SALTAAA ES UN INGLEEES
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Nadie saltó aweonao
*Salta* :D
Por eso Argentina es el segundo país más fracasado de Latinoamérica solo superados por Venezuela y abajo nuestro Haití
@@LeonidasArg2021 2 potencia latinoamericana paaa 😎
Argentine " hey lets demonize the British military"
Britain wins war
U.s " hey we found this cartoon ya wanna see"
Britain "argentine, what's this"
Argentine" n-nothing"
Te faltó decir "boludo"
@@elpyrof2p926 y el che
Argentina: ok its a fucking cartoon to fuck off cause you aaaalways hate spanish people, will its weird that you dont hate spain even im part spain but come on uk that cartoon was like long ago bruh atleast we can share the falklands boludo
We fucked them over, so we still get the last laugh
Wtf even did you just say
Given that all countries in the Americas basically killed and/or displaced the original native inhabitants... Argentina’s argument is just a bit hypocritical.
Almost Every country in Europe, asia etc. Make stuff like that, an example are the concentracion camps in áfrica made by the brits.
Your try to compare 2 serial killer and see how its a good or bad person. It isnt all Black and withe dude. My point is that no one its a good or bad country both made horrible things
If you whant we can talk more of this in spanish or einglish, because this is a loooong debate
No it's not black and white. As descendants of the Spanish colonists who now live on what was someone else's land previously, I am merely pointing out there is a certain irony to Argentinas claim. That land was once taken from them and should be returned. I'm sure if the native inhabitants of Argentina wanted their land back and called for everyone of Spanish descent to return to Europe it would be firmly rejected. Arguably rightfully so.
@@bathyprobe just to let you know, *The Falklands didn't have natives.*
When the Falklands were discovered there wasn't 1 human soul.
@@canzuk4673 yes I know.... you are missing the point. Its about who lives there now. The argument to be made is that it's about the land belonging to the people who live there now.
“They think they own EVERYYYYYYTHING”
British empire: your 1/4 quarters correct
it was 1/3 of the world and even smaller fraction
1/4 quarters.. so 1/4/4 or 1/16 or what now
If I have a pizza and cut it into four a own one of those that's alot of pizza sure. But if I cut a pizza I to three slices and own 1 of the three slices I have more if the pizza then if I cut it into fours
@@epeach7263 Oh god you must have failed school math so hard.
@@epeach7263 Jesus christ dude no offense but rethink learning basic arithmetic again.
Argentina: invades some useless rocks 8000 miles away from UK
Margaret Thatcher: *[ A N G E R ]*
UK: Obliterates Argentinean military
Argentina: In state of complete denial claims to have nearly won
If it hadn't been for America's help it could have easily gone the other way. Also the French were forced to stop Argentina using their Exocets, which had proved devastating. That alone saved the British fleet. Similarly without the latest Sidewinders rushed out to fit onto the Harriers, the British Naval Airforce would not have had a chance. These missiles were state of the art and the first of their type that could be fired at the front of an aircraft and still lock onto the engine heat source. The unused Exocets and latest Sidewinders were the real reason the British won.
Joshua Hodgkinson they took control of the islands for the like 5 days it took for the navy to arrive
@@bobsagget823, well what the fuck is your pathetic argentine ass going to do about it. How's about you try to take the Falklands back.
Look at the losses in terms of personnel and material (ships in particular), it was clearly not a cakewalk.
Some lucky shots from argies’ planes could have changed easily the course of the war.
@@SlothDemon-fi3pi He seems to forget that the Spanish quite literally slaughtered millions of innocent South Americans in their pursuit of gold. Then once Argentina claimed independence from Spain, they systematically crushed the remaining local population in order to gain more land.
Only "cancer" on the world is the Spanish invasion of the South Americas.
The animation is about as poor as the Argentine war effort
poor effort? POOR EKIP! the only ting we have more tat you'r people is love for the cause
Are you okay there, son?
We'd best just leave him be.
Max wow, I never know tat ingland was a poor country mr. ''Max''
becaus, ''Max'' you'r obiesli from ingland
"The truth is we are their equals in combat"
Then explain why the British defeated the Argentine garrison which was much, much bigger during the Falklands War.
Even some english soldiers said that. There IS even a documentary saying that lool.
Both bands of soldiers are Friends with each others actually. I mean the soldiers from that war
On the offense*
Against entrenched positions*
On their own doorstep*
Well my friend originally the British wanted to finish the war in 2 weeks but they couldn't.
Because Argentina was run by a military dictatorship which conscripted a bunch of people who didn’t want to be in the military in the first place and had worse training than the British SOF they faced. Still, Argentina sunk many RFA and RN logistics ships, and history recalls a certain British destroyer foundering. Of course, the Argentine Navy was thwarted in the end. Did I mention the military junta started the whole war in a last ditch effort to try and cement its power as the people were already turning against it? After the war was lost the dictatorship was ousted. Being a military dictatorship rarely pays off.
@@micaro7774 We didnt want to make you cry
These subtitles had me rolling on the ground
There is a kid inside the cockpit.
Welp, gotta continue with dangerous mission
Not weird in that war
you wanna waste 8% of your countries fuel reserves because you flew back?
@@marley7868 good point
The Brits were defending themselves against an unprovoked invasion.
And the Argentinians were fighting under the control of a shitty military government with a lot of disadvantages.
and you almost lose,but you are the bitch of usa soo they help you
-Redondita de la Nada- _Almendra Garcia_ We were very far from losing you twat
@@solreina8591 The Argentine soldiers were all poorly trained, poorly equipped and all conscripts. British Forces were all well trained, well equipped and were all volunteers who proudly defended the territory of our EMPIRE. That is beyond the seas, and armed and guarded by our fleet. Also your grammar is shit.
@@samskeith5757 Thank you, God bless you and GOD BLESS OUR QUEEN
The battle of Goose Green, who would win?
Nearly 1000 entrenched troops in well prepared positions, with heavy weapons and British hostages.
Vs.
A strongly worded letter.
🤔🤔🤔
That's true it's like thinking that some asian farmers could win the American army 😂😂😂
@@danielromero001 what are you on about
Cap Camouflage Pattern I Vietnam
The British are also fucking Argentina with eggs and everything decided to face the Invasor empire and also in the war of the Argentine Malvinas killed some English
malvinas argentinas chile traidor the falklands are rightful British territory
Argentina lost all sympathy when they attacked Top Gear for the stupidest reason
First thing they teach you in the royale air force is how to stall shooting your missiles till the enemy have finished their dialogue
Edit: and maniacal laughing
You should always hear what the enemy is saying before shooting missiles, you can get plans that way!
Glad you edited that to include the laughing. I remember my first day at RAF Newton very well. 10 whole hours to get our diabolical laugh correct. Then we had to sit in a Harrier and do it with the canopy closed. Just to make sure our acoustics were spot on. Ahh. Those were the days.
@@raflaughter3474
These days, Day 2 is spent teaching you to shout BANG! at the exact time you press the button.
7:15 There wasn’t mandatory service for the British army during Falklands war, and especially not for the SAS
Put those away. Facts aren't allowed here
Aren't they paras
@@welp9303 no those are specifically Paras, which is why they're wearing maroon berets. And they definitely were not conscripts which is why they consistently defeated the entrenched Argentinian conscripts despite them having less troops
@@welp9303 no I know don't worry, it's just that they are two separate regiments. It's an easy mistake to make though since a lot of paras go on to transfer to the SAS
They put Thatcher because she was the prime minister back then. The other one is not just a commander, he was the 'President', we were under a dictatorship. They're just representing the both governments.
Argentina,"Dont worry samba the island will always be ours that's what the British dont understand."
Britian, "whatever helps you sleep at night ::evil laugh::."
The falklands will be british no surrender.
@@Ethan_Edgar1209 No the falklands are argentinan
Falklanders:Oi Mate how you doing wanna a cup of tea
@@VergilDarkslayer fuck off no. The falklanders voted to be British so they should be British. It's something called democracy where the People decide what to do. I don't think that's reached Argentina yet
@@jamesblueberry8581 no son más que unos piratas viejos y sucios que usurparon territorio argentino por la fuerza, dicen que los kelpers quieren ser territorio britanico pero es como si yo me adueñara de una casa de madera y mando a mi perro a que la cuide, de quien va a querer ser el perro? Mio? O del hombre al que le robe? Hijos de puta
@mario barcelon Jajajajaja que no soy nativo? Yo nací en argentina pedazo de ignorante, definitivamente soy nativo. No me intereza en lo más mínimo mis raíces europeas, voy a defender a mí país y a NUESTRAS islas que los britanicos de mierda nos robaron. Pudranse todos ustedes
El que no salta es un inglés
Y ya lo ve y ya lo veee
Mejor no salto
*Salta y se le derrumba la economía XD*
@@aperturescience7297 -"Aperture Science"
Salta
Samba:ooh
Caption: “I am probably traumatized”
Chispa: uhh
Caption: F*CK
4:05 hearing a British accent in Spanish is the weirdest thing I’ve ever heard
The secret is in the R's
Yea its a f*cking headeache to hear that
@@lautarocabrera9245 Idk I think it's kind of endearing hearing english speaker trying out latino languages
It was very funny 😂
Trata de hablar español y verás que también podrás un acento parecido ;y
Argentina: the islands are ours
British: You had so many times to invade but tried once. Why didn't try during the Battle of the Falklands in WW1?
Argentina:...
Las Malvinas were claimed for a long time. During a dictatorship it was decided to try it through war. War is the worst that can exist, a warlike country like England would not understand
Mateo Juárez England isn’t a country. If you’re going to talk about our great success in Battle please include the Scots, Welsh and (Northern) Irish. Also don’t forget the ghurkas. Although after the state they left the Argie troops in I doubt they’ll ever forget the ghurkas.
@@wrightypegz8997 England is a country bro, Great Britain consists of the countries of England, Wales, Scotland, and Northern Ireland
Drew Senna Nope. *The United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland* is a country. England is a country within that country but that doesn’t make it a country in the same way as France for example since, unlike France, England isn’t a sovereign state. Great Britain also only includes England, Scotland and Wales.
WrightyPegz when people say ‘England’ they mean Great Britain and yes, Northern Ireland IS a part of Great Britain
I'm argentine and I know those isles were never part of Argentina. But to think that way here is the same as to be an atheist Saudi Arabian, lol. One can never say it openly.
No hermano, te vas a tener que arrodillar por ese comentario
Lo que no podes decir son falsedades tratandolas de verdades. Primero están los hechos luego las opiniones.
@@brunogomez2984He speaks the truth, the islands were never Argentine.
@@Valencetheshireman927 No, la verdad es que fueron posesión argentina desde 1820 a 1833 hasta la usurpación británica ilegal. Esto bajo firme derecho heredado de España ya que la islas dependían del Virreinato del Río de la Plata.
@@brunogomez2984 No hablo Espanol.
The islands were British before Argentina was even a country. In 1833, Britain reasserted a claim it had for decades which Argentina had chosen to ignore.