I am a small engine mechanic. One of my friends called and said that one of his new non-english speaking employees had filled an engine completely up with gasoline, instead of putting the gas in the gas tank. He put the gas in the oil dipstick tube. I advised him to drain all of the oil/gas mix, and refill with the required 2 quarts of oil. I then told him that more than likely the cylinders had gasoline in them too. It was a verticle shaft engine so the gas could get by the rings and into each cylinder (it was a Kawasaki twin). I told him to pull the spark plugs out and then make sure that the spark plug wires were as far away from the engine as possible. He asked me why and I explained that when he turned the engine over the gasoline in the cylinders would come out of the spark plug holes and that was a chance the gas could explode if a spark was present. He wrapped both plug wires in electrical tape, put cardboard around them and then put more electrical tape around the cardboard. He turned the engine over and a cloud of gas came out of one cylinder and suddenly exploded. He told me it was about a 3 foot ball of fire. No one was injured and he was able to put the fire out instantly since he had a fire extinguisher ready to go. The employee was fired on the spot. There was no damage to the lawn mower.
@@capability-snob, the engineers are just as ignorant about designing hard to work on equipment as auto engineers are. The worst are the closed frame generators.
Just wait until you find out about how 99% of people driving/pulling RVs have never done anything of the sort in their lives. I used to work at a dealership and I avoid those things on the road at all costs
@@VashStarwind u ain’t wrong.. 3D printing technology is fast growing.. once they are able to merge plastic and metals.. whole car gana be printed.. including engines…. I’m happy but sad for the future.. but change is inevitable 😅😅😅😅😅
Wow, handy access ports on the side of the engine. What will those engineers come up with next? Guess I'll never have to drop the oil pan again to service a rod. 😀😀😀
Plastic and hot oil is a really bad combination. We have to swap a lot of transmissions becuase ZF decided it would be a good idea to make bearing cages out of plastic. It´s around 30.000€ per transmission and we do 1 or 2 every week.
so guys, i work for almost 20 years as a mechanic in germany. i've seen some wild stuff but like 90% i watch from here or other channels are like unimaginable. i cant even... how do you not insult the customer so ignorant and stupid? i can understand some stuff. but this is just neglect of any safety for the driver and other people on the road. is it really that common in the us? im genuine curious
Some states have no inspections, plus some use a lot of salt on the roads in winter, so cars only last about 10 years. This stuff is probably more common in poorer states, but don't forget we are only seeing the "highlights", do don't extrapolate across every car in the US.
Yes its very common. Ive seen a lot of cars. A lot of ppl dont know how to maintain them. There are plenty who cant even fill their vehicles oil or coolant properly. Let alone change a tire. Generally overeducated college degree ppl who pay ppl to do everything but dont do it themselves.
There’s a big difference between aluminum rims depending if they are forged or cast aluminum. Some cheap cars like Hyundai will actually be sold with stock cast aluminum and they crack frequently. Quality forged mags will bend and not crack.
@14:20 "really got their money's worth on this tire" You want to talk about getting your money's worth out of a tire? My dad bought a 1994 S10 in 1998, with ~40k miles on it. Ten years later, at 150k miles, it was still rolling on the exact same tires that were on it when he bought it. They weren't even low on tread. They were just full of dry rot cracks in the tread, and had started leaking.
That's what happens. Tires get hard and they stop wearing so they'll 'last' a real long time. They also stop gripping, and eventually stop holding air; but long before they go flat they are very unsafe to drive on because of the lack of grip. They'll keep their tread forever.
I used to complain about getting state inspections for my cars because I take good care of them and didn't see the need. But after seeing how other people take care of their vehicles that I share the road with I no longer complain.
I've had 10:29 happen to me before. I had just bought the truck (an '02 5-speed Blazer) and the next week the dry rotted tire slung the whole ahh tread. Had a fun time replacing all the parts it'd effed up 😂. Mechanics are an underappreciated and underused resource, love y'all greasy mfrs!
@10:22 - let me guess, even though the tires are 22 yrs old, the econoline came in for an AC issue. As crazy as it is props to getting 22 years use and hot (presumably) dying. Funny for me as I recently helped my son pick out new tires, and explained the dot code. Then he asked why that would matter.... gotta love 'em.
Some people should never be let near a vehicle let alone own a vehicle let alone be told yes you can drive it and hopefully trust them to not destroy it so many simple fixes and yet they still wonder
My mechanic, worked on everything. Stopped by, he's just getting ready to tear down a little four cylinder, air cooled motor for a ...lineman truck pole driller. He pulled the head and said the they left a single edge razor in here. Sure enough, just the handle remains, sitting om top of the piston. For the life of that rebuild.
13:34…… that’s a Kia with a Theta II engine….. mine did exactly the same thing. Got a brand new engine for free because they botched the first one so bad they got sued…..
This what you get when you don't have mandatory annual car inspection. Most of these cars were deadly weapons on the street just before filming in this video. You will never see this in Europe... way to Go Murica!🤦♂
I am a small engine mechanic. One of my friends called and said that one of his new non-english speaking employees had filled an engine completely up with gasoline, instead of putting the gas in the gas tank. He put the gas in the oil dipstick tube. I advised him to drain all of the oil/gas mix, and refill with the required 2 quarts of oil. I then told him that more than likely the cylinders had gasoline in them too. It was a verticle shaft engine so the gas could get by the rings and into each cylinder (it was a Kawasaki twin). I told him to pull the spark plugs out and then make sure that the spark plug wires were as far away from the engine as possible. He asked me why and I explained that when he turned the engine over the gasoline in the cylinders would come out of the spark plug holes and that was a chance the gas could explode if a spark was present. He wrapped both plug wires in electrical tape, put cardboard around them and then put more electrical tape around the cardboard. He turned the engine over and a cloud of gas came out of one cylinder and suddenly exploded. He told me it was about a 3 foot ball of fire. No one was injured and he was able to put the fire out instantly since he had a fire extinguisher ready to go. The employee was fired on the spot. There was no damage to the lawn mower.
@@JobyFluorine-ru4bd, the worst part was they were Central American footballs. You know, since the employee was from that part of the world.
Dude, this guy have ever seen an internal combustion engine before?
I bet being a small mechanic helps when you need to get into a tight engine bay.
@@capability-snob, the engineers are just as ignorant about designing hard to work on equipment as auto engineers are. The worst are the closed frame generators.
@@capability-snob😂
“I hit a curb… right after that boulder… right after that tree… right after…”
"Just passed over a tiny curb". After the vehicle was located OVER the Mount Rushmore
that handicapped person that got air born...
After watching several of these videos, I’m afraid to drive on the highways
Just wait until you find out about how 99% of people driving/pulling RVs have never done anything of the sort in their lives. I used to work at a dealership and I avoid those things on the road at all costs
Mechanics have some of the best sarcasm.
Gee, ya think?
thats the only way to cope with these type of drivers.
@@Ant1ev0 This I know. I tend to cuss like a longshoreman.
Can't be the job now, wouldn't it?
You can't fix stupid. But I can diagnose it😅😂
Dafuq…what did they put in that gear seen in the 1st video? This looks like they tried to lube the gears with fricking Pepto-Bismol 😮
Yeah but they never say and this grinds my gears
It looks to dark to be pepto
I guessed kid goop or play dough.
Could of put automatic trans fluid and it had some type of reaction with the old gear oil and turned to goop.
Looks like high temp grease mixed with gear oil. I saw that a lot in brush cutters gearboxes on farm equipment
Mechanic states:
'I do not know how to use my camera in landscape mode'
Agreed.
You can hold a phone right, he can fix a car. He wins.
@@TheOminousVoidWispers
... I do both
perpendicular
I rule
@@theytube3879 prove it. 😂
@@TheOminousVoidWispers
done and done
Went off roading in a modern suv only designed for grocery store parking lots.
Dipsticks out of plastic is the dumbest sht ever created by engineers for an engine 😂😂😂😂
They really are. Thats how I feel about plastic intake manifolds also. Pretty soon whole cars are going to be made out of plastic.. lmao
@@VashStarwind u ain’t wrong.. 3D printing technology is fast growing.. once they are able to merge plastic and metals.. whole car gana be printed.. including engines…. I’m happy but sad for the future.. but change is inevitable 😅😅😅😅😅
Yep that's a shockingly stupid thing to exist :o
Wow, handy access ports on the side of the engine. What will those engineers come up with next? Guess I'll never have to drop the oil pan again to service a rod. 😀😀😀
“Maintenance windows”
@@tincantank5174 Inspection ports, self installing.
Plastic is a bad pick for a part, specially near something that gets as hot as the bloody engine.
Plastic and hot oil is a really bad combination. We have to swap a lot of transmissions becuase ZF decided it would be a good idea to make bearing cages out of plastic.
It´s around 30.000€ per transmission and we do 1 or 2 every week.
That is just insane.
Europeans are good at that, plastic water pumps,intake manifolds and coolant pipes, pure genius but a dipstick, now I've heard it all.
New blazers have a plastic oil pan. 🤦
@FWDSUXARSE what in the Ohio rust belt..
so guys, i work for almost 20 years as a mechanic in germany. i've seen some wild stuff but like 90% i watch from here or other channels are like unimaginable. i cant even... how do you not insult the customer so ignorant and stupid? i can understand some stuff. but this is just neglect of any safety for the driver and other people on the road. is it really that common in the us? im genuine curious
Some states have no inspections, plus some use a lot of salt on the roads in winter, so cars only last about 10 years.
This stuff is probably more common in poorer states, but don't forget we are only seeing the "highlights", do don't extrapolate across every car in the US.
Yes its very common. Ive seen a lot of cars. A lot of ppl dont know how to maintain them. There are plenty who cant even fill their vehicles oil or coolant properly. Let alone change a tire. Generally overeducated college degree ppl who pay ppl to do everything but dont do it themselves.
That oil filter saved the engine a lot of damage by keeping that melted plastic from circulating.
Thanks for posting. There's no cure for stupid. Remember the old Fram commercial? You can pay me now or pay me later.
12:42 the grand canyon of grooves in a rotor!
BTW - "Typical Midwest Rust"is the name of my Kansas cover band. 😅
LOL mine was "DUST IN YER EYE "
Unfortunately i don't get what a lot of these problems are OFFICIALLY, but l know pain and stupidity when i see it😂😂😂
90% of these cars are death traps😂
These drive amongst us !
AND VOTE AND BREED !!!
Gotta luv the blue oil 😂😂
It has special lubricating properties (aka, none). But the oil pan and engine will be nice and clean!
This is great, compilations are the way to go.
1:05 great way to drain oil without a lift, i like it.
7:20 That wheel looks like someone thought their car was the General Lee from the Dukes of Hazzard.
14:20. I paid for all the treads ,I’m going to use all the treads
@2:01 what do you expect from a PEUGEOT..............ok, you got me I have no clue........lol
0:30 _Customer states: charred brake pads_ ... What brake pads? 🤣
Love those fog lights
"There you are" fucking killed me. 🤣
Well you can definitely say that transfer case oil one. Wasn't the customers fault for once. Garage is paying for that one.
Yup that's one expensive bill for the garage and super unlucky for the customer.
Man ive seen so many split aluminum rims in these videos, its kinda making me wanna go back to ugly steal rims... lmao
There’s a big difference between aluminum rims depending if they are forged or cast aluminum. Some cheap cars like Hyundai will actually be sold with stock cast aluminum and they crack frequently. Quality forged mags will bend and not crack.
@@Heroo01 Lol yeah your write
Remember, folks, all these customers share the roads with us.
How utterly headachingly baffling, the confidence of idiocy, isnt it?
😂😂
@14:20 "really got their money's worth on this tire" You want to talk about getting your money's worth out of a tire? My dad bought a 1994 S10 in 1998, with ~40k miles on it. Ten years later, at 150k miles, it was still rolling on the exact same tires that were on it when he bought it. They weren't even low on tread. They were just full of dry rot cracks in the tread, and had started leaking.
That's what happens. Tires get hard and they stop wearing so they'll 'last' a real long time. They also stop gripping, and eventually stop holding air; but long before they go flat they are very unsafe to drive on because of the lack of grip. They'll keep their tread forever.
I'm hoping to see a musical montage of wheel bearing happiness😊 maybe some water pump boogy.
funny how the last vid is the only toyota hahaha
If your car sits for a few days and all of the sudden sounds like crap, check the exhaust pipe and then the air box. One of them has a nest.
Very true. Some squirrels had put acorns in my air box
@@devnotes00 I’ve had that happen to me with mice already. We live in the woods
About half of these are just.. "yeah it's super worn out lookie lookie tic tok"
Customer states: "PUT THE PHONE AWAY AND GET TO WORK!"
12:07 - There's a problem with my donut. I don't think it will hold pressure anymore.
It’s absolutely shocking how durable cars are made.
This is why I'm cool with state safety inspections
I used to complain about getting state inspections for my cars because I take good care of them and didn't see the need. But after seeing how other people take care of their vehicles that I share the road with I no longer complain.
6:01 I could have done the exact same thing to my brother's car transmission pan lol. Somehow, we found a nearly new one on a junkyard car.
Keep them pouring and boys and girls . We all need a good laugh.
Vorsprung durch knackered! 😂
my dad taught me how to take care of vehicles thank GOD
"One of the weirdest electrical issue you'll ever see" OFCOURSE IT'S A FRENCH CAR
05:19 at least now we know what happened to Kitty...
I've had 10:29 happen to me before. I had just bought the truck (an '02 5-speed Blazer) and the next week the dry rotted tire slung the whole ahh tread. Had a fun time replacing all the parts it'd effed up 😂. Mechanics are an underappreciated and underused resource, love y'all greasy mfrs!
That Peugeot van that starts when open the door...
"BLBLBLBLBLVLVLVLBVLBLBLBLBL"
-A Random Dodge Charger
Bahahaah!😂🤣🤣🤣
I don't miss those days.
0:12 *[TRIGGERED]*
It’s telling the story “DRIVE ME OFF A FUCKING CLIFF NOW!!!!”
The car cranking while opening the door is French.
A Peugeot, and French cars are known by their bad electrics.
MRPEEPEEPOOPOOPANTS03.... what a name lmao
@10:22 - let me guess, even though the tires are 22 yrs old, the econoline came in for an AC issue. As crazy as it is props to getting 22 years use and hot (presumably) dying. Funny for me as I recently helped my son pick out new tires, and explained the dot code. Then he asked why that would matter.... gotta love 'em.
So he is meant to magically know everything about tyres and you mock him for asking?
I'm sure your father of the year award is in the post.
This is where I end up when I need a good laugh.
As a body shop mechanic I have seen way to many bumpers tied up with phone chargers
@10:30 is why you never buy cheap re-treaded tires, saw they were continentals but still, could be re-treaded
8:55 bro is playing with his life standing under that rustbucket
9:05 also good soup
Some people should never be let near a vehicle let alone own a vehicle let alone be told yes you can drive it and hopefully trust them to not destroy it so many simple fixes and yet they still wonder
2:45 Why is there a toggle bolt where the drain plug should be. There is more going on than sludge!!!
The auto start is likely a bad push button start switch. I've seen it before.
Some people are just SO dumb it's terrifying. "Wind noise when the sunroof is open" . That better have been an April fools joke 🤦🏼♂️🤔
5:40 is that a brake disc destroyed because the brakepads were mounted metal side in?
That typical mid west rust is really cheap steel that's almost half as thick and sturdy as they used to make frames.
My mechanic, worked on everything. Stopped by, he's just getting ready to tear down a little four cylinder, air cooled motor for a ...lineman truck pole driller. He pulled the head and said the they left a single edge razor in here. Sure enough, just the handle remains, sitting om top of the piston. For the life of that rebuild.
Though all Vauxhall’s sounded like that 11:24
13:34…… that’s a Kia with a Theta II engine….. mine did exactly the same thing. Got a brand new engine for free because they botched the first one so bad they got sued…..
11:50 Big Altima Energy?
@4:48 - THAT was stoopid! Should have at least wired up those fog lights to the radio power button. smh
😂someone put yogurt in there car
You wil show a bit of car and start laughing and im all "looked good to me" 😂 i know nothing about cars bro
Yup. Rear sway bar. You don't need that. I mean your car won't handle quite as well but most people aren't pushing their car the limits anyways.
DOOR ACTUATED STARTER WAS THE BEST I SEEN THIS YEAR! LOL
APOLOGIES, CAPS LOCK IS STUCK ON, GETTING NEW KEYBOARD TOMORROW.
3:50 Lube Tech got fired for sure.
Whoa, a chocolate ice cream machine! Cool! Oh...dat does not taste too good...
I always love these videos. Also, make me cringe .
5:01 yes, because engineers make everything so damn complicated now
Sir, i'm sorry to tell you this, but...your car has a bad case of strawberry milkshake.
Bet that one engine melted the plastic intake as well!?
Customer states: what brake pads
2:37 check my tire, I couldn't get it to 100%... sir thats psi
who the hell uses a plastic dipstick?!?!
What?.. You mean "silly Putty" isn't the lubricant recommended for a Torsen differential?
The hell kinda car has a plastic dipstick??
Looks like a dune buggy...
Renault. Opel. Mercedes....
A lot of Hondas, actually
That was a side by side atv, but yeah NOTHING should have plastic dipsticks.. EVER
ICE engines have so many creative ways to fail.
At least they can be fixed..
@@VashStarwind Everything can be fixed, just a matter of cost.
Well... you can pay me now, or pay me much more later!
The 1st clip shall be correctly called....BARBI'S REAR END.
Watching these makes me feel like I’m at home 🥺
Customer: Meh, it's fine.
You have a lot of rough customers.
Those videos with thrown pistons and rods just make me sad. I mean that’s a death sentence to you car and you might as well just sell it for parts.
0:00 I guess his rear end had diarrhea so he filled it with pepto bismal…
1:20 just pop it back in mate
I was sad when I saw the stolen Cat. That one didn’t deserve to be in this mix.
Piston broke. Me too
I’m amazed on how stupid people are on auto maintenance. They are gonna kill someone on the road!
Thr story that diff tells it has old red line shock proof oil that hadn't been changed out.
It was running just fine until it quit.
12 liters of oil? How can so much oil even fit in there?
Apparently at least 12 litres
Things like that happen if you do not have mandatory safety checks. I do not want to meet some of these guys on the road
This what you get when you don't have mandatory annual car inspection.
Most of these cars were deadly weapons on the street just before filming in this video.
You will never see this in Europe... way to Go Murica!🤦♂