Can You Become The Arch-Mage With Zero Magicka?
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If you like this clip from The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion where I mess around with Skooma and zero magicka be sure to like, comment share and subscribe!
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00:00 Intro
00:23 Anvil Recommendation
03:18 Skingrad Recommendation
05:04 Chorrol Recommendation
05:29 Bruma Recommendation
06:33 Cheydinhal Recommendation
07:41 Bravil Recommendation
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10:06 Mage's Staff
11:25 Count Hassildor Part 1
13:28 Vahtacen
14:57 Necromancer's Moon
15:17 Mucianus Allias
16:16 Count Hassildor Part 2
17:21 Bruma Attack
18:24 Bloodworm Helm
18:39 Necromancer's Amulet
19:51 Falcar
21:06 King of Worms
22:44 Ending
23:03 Outro
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Boozing and avoiding studies? I think I went to school with this guy
There's a "Megamind Dude" around all of us!
Man drinks entire countries supply of skooma and *accidentally* saves the world from necromancers during the high
A great alternate title... It's this way with every questline tho
Least productive skooma addict
"Magic may be legal in Cyrodiil but few will openly admit to practising it now that the Mages Guild has banned it."
This has only taught me how many npc's say "hello there"
That's supremely crucial knowledge tho
@@ThatsCoolDude very true, love the content by the way 👍
Did your Arch Mage create the college of winterhold by any chance? Considering his skill in magic
Probably, he was also behind the great collapse!
@@ThatsCoolDude
Lemme guess, one late night after a Skooma overdose; he happened to find a scroll of apocalypse and used it in the middle of Winterhold?
@@Polomance862 skyrim towns are just 3 houses and a store and maybe a jarl longhouse if you're lucky.
@@unoriginalperson72 it's a shame how the cities became less impressive in skyrim compared to oblivion. I also really disliked that half the map in skyrim was perpetually winter. Just killed the mood ya know.
@@BrutusAlbion
even Oblivion was a mistake IMO. technical limitations mean they're never going to make a real big city since they'd rather go for graphical fidelity over scale (for the promotional screenshots you see), Morrowind had the small towns make sense and fit in with the theme of the game but Oblivion was meant to be set in the capital of the world and Skyrim in the oldest human cities so the disparity is really jarring
Finally you can teach them the most powerful magic. The magic of Skoooooooooooomaaaaa
The best magic there is!
the . greatest magic , skoomancy
Drugs are the most magical stuff you can find, well, dont overdose on magic, or you die.
Too bad Skyrim didn't teach this forbidden school of magic
"your intelligence has been damaged"
"Ha you can damaged something that wasn't there in the first place!"
"Oh no!"
*anyways*
Downing ten doses of skooma, and passing out on the floor.
A true pastime.
A productive hobby.
One of the things I love about the quest line is how pointless Traven's Death is, since it only protects you against mannimarco's enthrall spell, but you can just side step basically all of his spells.
Yeah... we could have used an apprentice for tha-
I mean yeah.
Mannimarco is also super underwhelming.
The best moment I had with him is somehow getting him to fist fight me. No magic, just hands between the both of us.
@@Pinnaporaptor Mannimacro didn't have many spells, and his AI would make him mostly melee attack after the first couple of spells. If I remember right, if you got hand-to-hand high enough sidewards power attacks could disarm, so you could take his knife from that. Guessing all those factors together got you that.
@@DoomsdayR3sistance Yep, it happened during an entirely Hand-To-Hand run, which honestly made the quest feel pretty fitting for the character I was playing!
@@Pinnaporaptor So this is why wizards always talk about hitting books
Would like to see you do Thieves Guild as a knight in full plate armour using as little stealth as possible next.
It's gotta be steel armor, that stuff glitters in absolute darkness
Oh Jesus that would be savage hahaha
@@thelostviking225 glass armor, that shit is garish as hell
@@mrziiz6893 LOL
@@mrziiz6893
Wear no armor but have max strength, the muscles will shine so much even the habitants of oblivion will be blinded by it.
it's really hilarious just how little actual magic is required to get into the elite guild of talented mages
It's insulting to other mages tbh...
In a way, it makes sense, given how bureaucratic the Mages Guild has been since at least Morrowind. They give you secretary jobs. If you want to actually learn and use magic, you'd have to go to the Telvanni.
I miss the way they did the guilds in Morrowind. Where it didn't matter how many quests for the guild you finished if you didn't have the correct stats in the correct skills and attributes they wouldn't advance you. Makes sense how you going to have an archmage that literally is unable to use magic outside of like staves and scrolls.
It's taking fake it tell you make it to a whole new level
@@oneblacksun Right? My mage always feels like more of an administrator than an actual legendary wizard.
“Where’s Erthor? I haven’t seen him lately!” He says when Erthor is literally standing right in front of him. Never change Oblivion.
Exactly why I left that in the clip!
I lost it when you realized you were still carrying the ring of burden
Not a problem until I can't move!
The Mages Guild has made more than a few enemies since Necromancy was banned
Some say that Traven is mis-using the power of the Arch-Mage's position to further his personal agendas.
@@sleeplesstime saw a mudcrab the other day. Horrible creatures
@@LadyScriben I've heard others say the same.
Not only has Necromancy been banned from practice in the Mages Guild, but the Guild won't deal with anyone who openly uses it.
I haven't always been impressed with the Mage's Guild, but Hannibal Travern's reforms are quite encouraging.
You used the magic of friendship in the count hassildor quest, so I think that means the run is invalid
Aw man :(
Dude I agree, for some reason a ton of male wood elves in Oblivion are either annoying, incompetent, downright terrible, or all three lmao 🤣 Bethesda really did them dirty in Oblivion
And it's every single one of them... always incompetent dorks...
you should see them in morrowind, they're even worse
@@hackman1638 except gaenor he solos
@@hackman1638 Yeah, but one of them is the hardest enemy in the entire series, so who’s really losing?
that's just wood elves in general.
Completely forgot that they just tossed Mannimarco himself in here to be the designated "bad evil guy"
Maybe the dumbest villain in the game...
He becomes much more threatening when you use mannimarco Revisited
Finally, a challenger worthy of fighting the archmage of winterhold that doesn't know what a spell is!
This one knows what a scroll is though
Scrolls are the ultimate bamboozle.
@@mme.veronica735 the ultimate fight of scrolls v staves
The winterhold guy knows Bucketmancy and thats deadly
Basically the Oblivion equivalent of being a Philosophy Professor
You can say that, yep.
"You'll dance for me little one. Yes you will! *HUAAGH-"*
That had an unexpected turn from her point of view.
The real magic was the friends we made along the way
"Congratulations, Arch-Mage."
The deadbeat drunk with less intelligence than a rock who has no idea how he got there:
Dude, you are genuinely so damn good at making these. Every single videos of yours that I've seen has made me laugh harder than I have in a good while. You got real great comedic timing, and the editing really helps sell it, your style is GOLD!
Keep up the great work!
Happy you like it friend, means a lot!
"can you become an archmage with zero magicka?" sir this is my usual run
based
Considering this is Oblivion, it's actually lore accurate
You perfectly accentuate Oblivion's already impressive jank. Great editing too, I laughed a lot watching this.
Happy you like it!
Traven always looks so happy
He's a fun little guy.
His reforms are quite encouraging. According to himself, anyway
“Funny, how the fuck am I funny?! Funny how? I’m two seconds away from blasting you witha touch spell. How am I funny you sick fuck?!”
I don't normally comment on things, but the "And now you're screwed." "SWORD SLAP!" Absolutely killed me and earned you an instant sub. This style of yours is wonderful for making someone cackle and replay the video a few good times.
Thank you! Happy you like it!
I love the zoom-ins on the faces.
Zoomed in Oblivion faces have a certain unique feel to them...
5:18 not like other mages 💫
The fact that I'm blue is probably a huge giveaway
Wait, so the ranks of the mage's guild are associate, then apprentice, then journeyman. So far so good. But then it's evoker, then conjurer, then the guy who does card tricks at birthday parties, then traitor to the laws of magic. Then it gets back on track with wizard and master wizard, but man it gets weird there in the middle.
Never thought of it that way, but it seems the developers just googled random magic-related words and made a ranking system out of it...
Other mages: I ran away from home and practised the magical arts, spending years training before I found the mages guild, where I painstakingly worked my way up through the ranks! I dream of one day becoming Arch Mage! If I may respectfully ask, how did you get to where you are today?
The fricking Arch Mage: I drank an entire nation’s supply of skooma and blacked out, when I woke up, apparently I had saved the world or something… I have no skill in magic by the way!
I'm baffled other mages don't just hate me for this...
Here I would have thought the 0 int choice would have been destruction to make things to boom! Paralyze is more fun tho. I also feel like this build is "what if we did everything wrong this run" which makes it fun to see some choices I've yet to explore in game.
(also, I'm pretty sure they balanced Mannimarco for someone who was full mage build, meaning he was always embarrassingly easy to take out with a heavy sneak attack. Always an underwhelming fight. )
Stealing from people while they fall to the ground will never not be funny!
They like to tell you that there are consequences in TES games, but they're really not... you can do whatever you want and say whatever you want (unless you kill important NPCs) and the quests just play out the same way...
@@ThatsCoolDude Better than being hard-locked out of progression, I guess.
@@FranNyan I feel like Skyrim and oblivion were a tad too liberal with the essential tag though.
Like, I feel like getting locked out of side quests should be perfectly fine,the daedric shrines, guilds and main should be about the limit I think
@@woodlefoof2 Never got that feeling with Oblivion, but very much did in Skyrim. They never seemed to LOSE they essential tag in Skyrim. Why can't I take out the Silverblood and Blackbrier families once those quests are done? They don't *do* anything after that. Frustrating!
when enemies are like "muahahaha! you can't cast spells here, so you are done for, mage!" but you run up and snap their neck
the big difference between the quest in Oblivion and Skyrim reflects the guilds quite well.
In Skyrim they have trouble with monsters in dungeons so most of the tasks consist of killing draugr.
in Oblivion the guild is full of chaos and corruption, so most of the tasks are personal favours to the members.
"I swear I saw him drink 20 bottles of skooma, jump around, start humping the corner of the room and fall unconscious on the floor for the whole night!"
"Who's gonna believe you?"
The "GENERAL KENOBI!" meme never gets old.
It's a gem
Ive never seen gameplay for oblivion, thanks for being my gateway drug into it!
Happy to help! Dunno if a Skooma induced blue guy is a way to go, but I'll take it!
@@ThatsCoolDude buddy, I wouldn't be here if there was no Skooma induced blue guy!!!!
No one commenting on the fact he did those missions with the Ring of Burden still in his Inventory? Lol
Dear God that face at 11:20 is the stuff of nightmares
GeNeRaL kEnObI
Hello there.
You are not the Archmage, you are the Arcane University CEO.
Skooma Steve has returned! Watching him go into turbo mode and break the game's logic was hilarious.
We're supposed to be ambushed on the Anvil recommendation? Lead her to an inn five miles away instead. We have to solve puzzles and fight dozens of necromancers to get to Falcar? Let's just jump around the walls.
We all know that Bethesda's games are just held together by hopes and dreams but breaking them horribly will still never not be funny.
Happy it made you laugh!
There's a ton of solutions to otherwise straight forward Bethesda quests and doing these exploits/work-arounds is part of the fun gaming experience!
You've been on my Fyp for 2 days now, finly got around to watch it!
Yay!
When this guy goes to the Shivering Isles life is just normal
Wonder if "Madgod" would be a title he could have one day...
*reads title*
Is it a post-Morrowind Elder Scrolls game? If so, yes.
Solid gold comedy! 😂🏅👍 Rooting for your success!
feeling extra sick and hurt today, uper stoked i have some content of yours to watch!
Get well soon!
been watching more oblivian stuff, and despite less good graphics than skyrim, theirs a lot of cool stuff that just wasnt put into skyrim??? like the befriendment thing he used to make the ambushers turn on the guy, thats so cool
That's pretty much the norm for Bethesda. With every game they remove a bunch of stuff and add different stuff. However I'm afraid that the friendliness thing gets old really, *really* quickly (usually by the first person you try to befriend), and it usually has close to no impact on the game.
@@DeuxisWasTaken makes me sad, so much wasted potential, I would love a game like elden ring but with speech stuff like in more typical rpgs, and maybe building and crafting for a bonus
8:51 One time I forgot this guy confronts you in the fort after you retrieve the amulet. I was leisurely exploring the last room when THAT face popped up out of nowhere. It actually made me jump.
The mage's guild ranks are just randomly arranged words for "magic user".
Cool words tho
well, you became Archmage not only just by popping a couple of scrolls, but being a fully-fledged scooma addict!
Honestly, a great vid. I was bawling each time you would be falling down and just lay there.)) Cool music too.
Happy you like it!
Gotta love the expressions in Oblivion. They tell you of the worst thing possible and still smile like stupid.
I was getting worried your skooma stack would run out before you became arch-mage
Me too... so was Megamind Dude!
10:50 amazing editing lol
This is why the Mages Guild disbands by the 4th Era
So funny!!! Loved this. Subscribed!
Happy you like it!
Don't worry man this channel will blow up eventually. love your work!
Thank you! Happy you like it!
"Now get yourself some sleep. You need to be well rested."
"Wait, we're not gonna... oh never mind."
LOL 🤣🤣🤣
I love this video so much! It‘s so classic Oblivion and I just want to play it myself again und do all this weird shit! :D
Happy you like it!
Heck you're in the subscriber just because you still play Oblivion I was just scrolling and I saw this on my recommended
Not quite sure why you don't have more subs. Your editing isn't excessive, and is perfectly timed.
Thank you!
10:17 slayed me rofl. Excellent video
I completely forgot about the ring... Not as much of a burden apparently...
Happy you like it!
Popping scrolls sounds like code for smoking.
7:43 Ah General I'll need you to have a little chat with Varon Vamori, and you can learn something about the power of illusion in the progress. I've been expecting you
Good relations with the Mages Guild I have.
"Different from an others" indeed
18:28 really caught me off guard. I always think that sarcastically with most npc dialogue.
Sometimes the game makes you feel like you should care about some stuff, but sometimes you really never had the option to build up that care...
you can drink more skooma if you put it on a hotkey and drink 5 from inventory and then 5 from hotkey or wise versa, dont quite remember but it just works
never doing skooma edibles with micky d ever again
But they good tho
@@ThatsCoolDude brug
We already knew the answer, we just wanted to see more skooma antics.
I really hope that in TES6 they dont make you the leader of each faction. It just doesnt make sense and obviously being able to run the place without using any of the required powers just makes it more hilarious lol
I just really like the fact that you could have simply done "Mages Guild but no casting spells" very easily. But no. You committed to draining your intelligence with skooma and tripping over yourself the entire time.
Because that's what *Skooma addicts* do!
The Doctor Fantastic of Oblivion!
0:30 uh...okay, well a guard will come here and...spread lies about some missing items I may or may not have stored in my home and I'm sure someone else killed those nords...
My main focus is punching but Healing is a second.
I like the Arch Mage Lightning Spell.
These videos are amazing
You're amazing!
Wait you can yield to befriended npcs? I once clipped outside of bounds and befriended the emperor’s assassin to see if it does anything but didn’t know you could do that, now I gotta go see if I can befriend him and keep the assassin alive.
You probably won't be able to save the emperor, but making friends with the emperor's assassin right after he murders him while also making Baurus not attack him sounds like the ultimate power move. I think the questline will be stuck tho...
"Are you prepared?"
*YES*
The most powerful spell in my opinion is conjure bow , you can kill enemy pretty fast
My first play through I was terrible at inventory management. I dropped like 5 shields in that well
3:12 Legionary be like: pffff. Ain't my problem
An Imga becomes an Arch-Mage for the first time since the Second Era
I’ve played this entire storyline sword and boarding my way, it was funny how easy it was trashing them all.
The developers probably expected the players to be mages most of the time... but never realized how fun it is to bonk those Necromancers with fighting sticks.
actually i think its intentional that you can do this quest line without any magicka because you never really have to cast any spells. its meant to show how messed up the mages guild is at this period in time re: the necromancy. thats my thought anyway
Ooh, Varon Vamori is pretty.
Raminus Polus has a creepy smile...
With so little int, he put the dumb in Dumbledore.
Now I can't unsee Dumbledore as Dumb-ledore.
Who knew fire could talk
And then arrange a meeting too!
damn, you almost ran out of skooma. that was close
This was so stupid that I instantly subscribed
awwwww
Bros doing a black clover run
You can carry the ring of burden using the "Z" key (carry object)
the warp in the west really changed Mannimarco
College of Winterhold Story: There's a real big orb we found, it's very important but we won't tell you anything about it, also the Thalmar are still evil :)
Arcane University Story: Necromancy bad! The necromancers don't like this and necromance even harder! Now everyone in the guild wants to necromance. Was banning necromancy counterproductive?
Thanks to Todd Howard all play styles should be able to complete everything. Like how you dont need magic for the magic faction at all.
17:39 lol fighting skeletons can be a drag they take a while to kill
Becoming arch mage without magic? More like the affects of drugs on the daily life of an alcoholic
1:56 same thought xD
I could've called it a challenge, but in Oblivion it was by design
one doesn't need intelligence when you can simply go back in time when you fail. also skooma helps.
yes, i did that almost every playtrough...i like swords...
More oblivion!!
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