Michael Myers was 21yrs old in the original, carrying half ton tombstones with little effort, impaling 200lb 6ft tall men to wooden doors with a bread knife with ease and tanking 6 bullets, a coat hanger to the eye and a 30ft fall, you're not winning against him in his prime. Even as a 61yr old burn victim he got jumped by 15 people and killed all of them. Also Art The Clown is not a human did you see Terrifier 2 or 3?
I don't know if he did. He said the first one messed him up. As much as they bill those as slashers they aren't really. They are more a fusion of slasher, torture horror, and grindhouse.
@@travisspaulding9540 And the sequels confirmed that he isn't and also in the first movie he blew his own brains out and died, then he woke up in the moegue and attacked a guy.
Does he have a lisp? I mean no offense I just don’t hear voices like his ? Idk how to explain it , it’s raspy? I really don’t know how to explain it but it’s different
Myers literally stomped a skull like a water balloon at old age. Even lifted a full kit fireman using a halligan with no diff. He also tanked getting shot and jumped by 10 plus people
Yeah, the only thing I will give Ethan here is that he seemed to be running off their current incarnation, which right now is Halloween Ends, and yeah, that version you could take.
Wait, I thought it would only be from the sword. Are we in the movie or are we being attacked irl? In the movie I think I have a chance, but irl he can get damaged by weapons but everyone only stabs him. The magic sword is the only thing that slices something off so do you think you can take a normal weapon and like cut him up?
@@BOBODDYS actually I think ur right, that sword is the only thing that can kill him. But even if I had that sword, art has supernatural strength and demonic abilities so I still think I don’t have much of a chance
@@trentthomas4897 so irl we dead bc the sword don’t exist. If we’re in the movie, he does have some weird strength power but he doesn’t seem to use it often unless the victim is already going to die. We need to isolate him from his trash bag. He has a gun he’s used multiple times, which fits his character. After separating him from his gun we need to either get in contact with Sienna, the main character, and either be with her or decide to take the sword ourselves if it doesn’t need to be only her (I’m 6’3” male and 17 so I think I am stronger than sienna physically) but Art does use his gun when he might not win a physical fight I presume as seen in the Santa scene in terrifier 3. Assuming we can use the sword we act like we don’t know he’s a killer to think he can get the jump on us and then get the jump on him knowing this. Aim for the head and make sure no fucking child takes his head away. If we can’t use the sword we just do the same thing but with Sienna there to deal the final blow. Keep his head separated from his body and also slice off his arms and I think we win by dismantling him
You forgot that Michael Myers has superhuman strength, being able to stomp someones head in easily, gouging out someones eyes etc. Not a normal human would have a chance against him in a hand to hand combat fight.
With Michael Myers "If me and seven of my homies jump you". That's pretty much exactly what happened at the end of Halloween Kills, and Michael won that. Now if you are going by Halloween Ends, sure, you can take him. Part of the problem is that, while Jason's power level has consistently scaled up over time, Michael's varies wildly from movie to movie, so I feel like all you can do there is average out the power level.
@@JesseWilliam95 Myers was supposed to be dead in Halloween 2, that was the original canon, but they retconned it when Halloween 3 didn't do too well, and they brought back Myers since he was a fan favorite. After that, he more or less got Jason treatment and became an unstoppable killing machine.
Pretty accurate tier list, although I'd switch Michael Myers and Leatherface around, since Myers has supernatural abilities and, you know, survived a house blowing up when he was inside of it. Also, it'd be cool if you showed the finished tier list in the outro.
You lost a subscriber when you said you’d beat Michael Myers’s. Man got jumped by the town.. killed everyone and walked away. You’d be part of the pile of bodies
Bro... he was burned and barely cared. He doesnt need around the clock care because he clearly didnt. He came out of a RAGING house fire and killed an entire team of firefighters and then ultimately killed an entire mob after being jumped and shot AFTER having to fight people all movie AFTER being burned in a house fire after being shot in the neck and falling down the stairs after being stabbed in the back
Michael Myers is like the movie version of William Afton, he always comes back. This man has survived MULTIPLE BULLET SHOTS and a HOUSE FIRE and loads of other extreme injuries, the ONLY reason he was defeated is because they completely destroyed his body, plus he's 21 in the original but his age honestly doesn't seem to change ANYTHING throughout the movies. Basically, you fight Michael Myers, even with a gun, you're cooked
@@rumblebird9888Art was never a human in the movies. All hallow Eve he was literally coming out of a tv. Tell me when a human can just come out of the tv
I can’t take this list seriously. Doesn’t consider averaging out the power levels of villains that have varied levels throughout their respective franchises(you’re not beating Michael Myers in Halloween Kills), thinks Art is a human and can take him (have you even seen the movies?), doesn’t think Ghostface has a chance against him (when you can easily get got by surprise and there is almost always multiple). Yeah, this can’t be taken seriously
And he has superhuman strength and the ability to keep you alive longer for you to suffer not to mention literally being helped by a demon. Again Walter Junior didn't do his research. He just likes to hear the sound of his own voice because other people don't.
@IraMJR1 agreed but as long as he has his demon partner, he always gets brought back so until they get rid of that, he keeps coming back. Even if he goes back to being human, no way this guy survives Art the Clown 😂
When you threw a pic of Clint Eastwood 0:18, i made me think of a video idea “Which Gunslingers could i beat in a duel?”.it could include real or fictional people example: Billy the kid or Arthur Morgan.
As a red blooded American myself, you should do a tier list of the 50 states. I’m curious what states you are gonna rant about. Great video like always
Am I the only genius that knows Michael Myers is the body image of evil he cannot take Michael Myers in a fight bro he's nobody man of evil the only way he died in the newest Halloween movie is because he got torn into tiny freaking pieces turn into freaking noodles that's how he died no in God's Earth this guy is going to turn Michael Myers into noodles
Even without the supernatural stuff Michael crushes any normal man hand to hand let alone with a knife. Idk how he acknowledged his durability but just swept his strength aside.
How about Deadpool goes back in time and kills Michael Myers as a kid and breaks the fourth wall and then destroying that universe or dr Manhattan Killing him.
@@Deathstroke53221 in the last movie he did, but in kills he fought a whole firefighter crew and won, and fought the town got up like nothing and killed them all.
@RedBanit 1 no he caught the firefighters off guard 2 the town was like 20 people so more like a neighborhood 3 that feat is so trash because at first they jumped him then the stupid girl made him look at her instead of just shooting him then once he caught his first body everybody turned into brain dead people they all lined up and waited to get killed at that point like rewatch the scene once he killed one of them the whole town backed up and stopped jumping him and they all seemed like they wanted to die they put up no fight whatsoever it's not like he killed one person everybody else was like ok that's fine we still gonna jump you no they gave up so I really don't count that neighborhood feat because it wasn't impressive tbh And 4 he was badly injured after the battle that was the whole point of the of Halloween ends he was badly hurt so Jason solos no diff
@@Deathstroke53221 so seeing Micheal walking as you in a brisk 3 miles per hour is getting caught off guard when you got 9 full grown fit men with axes and saws?
Wrong on Michael Myers. Dude's a demi- supernatural embodiment of evil in Carpenter's version. He's only human in Rob Zombie's version and lets face it, you ain't even taking him in that version of the movies. Michael is above Leatherface and Jason all day long. Also Art the clown would definitely be in miracle cuz I don't think it's confirmed whether he's supernatural or not. Art would definitely be above Pennywise imo
Art is a demon, didn't they impale his head with a sword or something and he still recovered after that? This lisp nerd doesn't know shit about anything
"I don't think it's confirmed whether he's supernatural or not" I'm yet to see 100% human put bullet through their skull, have their brain dangling from their skull and get up in morgue like nothing happened. You could argue that he was a human before killing himself in the end of the movie (this was confirmed), but him at the end of 1st movie and by 2nd one? There is no question about him not being a human.
Nah Michael has superhuman strength too, he CASUALLY picks up fully grown bigger than average man with one hand and stabs them into a wall like a piece of art, and this is only movie Michael at his prime, in comics hes able to tank giant house explosions, you wont be able to physically hurt him if we talking comics, and certainly in both movies and comics wont have the strength to compete with him UNLESS we are only talking about old man Michael which us far from his prime in Halloween Kills
7:35 NO WAY YOU ARE BEATING MICHEAL MYERS! You say 50/50 hellllllllll NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and you say you and 7 of your "homies" tried to jump him YOU ARE NOT WINNING! have you SEEN HALLOWEEN KILLS?! :) I like the video though.
Bro if Micheal for real came after me afrer all the movies, the only hope I would have for survival would be trying to get as far away as i could from this man. Cause no amount of brute force would be able to permanently pin him down - even Laurie herself says it in the movies. He got shot 6 times, had both of his eyes slashed out, beat a wave of trained firefighters with professional gear, and got beaten to a pulp by an angry mob.....and he STILL got up like nothing happened! He is basically William Afton as a slasher villain, no matter what he always comes back
im gonna be honest champ, you are NOT beating art. bro hates losing so much he pulls out a glock if he’s losing😭🙏🏼. that MF is an actual menace. i’d put him in miracle especially since he’s immortal
Why do people keep downplay ghostface? they always possess above enhanced strength, durability, endurance, speed, agility, and on top of that elite level stealth. (Also may possess the ability to teleport) Ghostface is obviously aint no meyers or jason but hes still no childplay 👁️
@EthanOnEverything you must have not seen zombie Jason when he gets resurrected and later fights freaking Freddy Krueger in the dream world. Ain't no chance in hell any of us are winning that force multipliers or not XD.
You mentioning Jason, myers and leather face basically being an evil chunk. I’m not sure if you meant chunk or sloth but either way it got me thinking so I looked it up. All of them came out before Goonies (1985) did. Halloween(1978), Friday the 13th(1980), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Pennywise is both extremely dangerous while also having an easily exploitable weakness. It’s an immortal eldritch god but in the end a bunch of people were able to beat it by bullying it.
Bro you did my boy Michael really dirty, he was burned, shot multiple times and even blown up and after all of that he just walked it off and murdered half a town
Ed Gein wound up in an insane asylum where he was a model patient and died peacefully. He was nothing like Leatherface. Not a brutish monster, just weird with mommy issues. He supposedly killed 1 storeworker, but the rest of the stuff in his house was likely from graverobbing. Again, he was just wierd. Also the movie Psycho was inspired by his story.
Also * Jason's mum was the killer in Part 1 * Part 2-4 Jason was human, but he was still physically strong and he was still very intelligent * Part 5 had an imposter Jason * Part 6-11 was a zombie * Part 12 was normal again but he was still very strong, fast and even more intelligent Also I can't help it but do you have a lisp
The reason why Scream scares me more than say IT or Friday the 13th is because it could actually happen. What makes Ghostface scary is the fact that it’s just a normal person under the mask. Someone in real life could pick up a mask and a knife and go on a killing spree just like in the movies. That’s what makes it scary imo
I know everyone is already talking about Michael Myers but does bro even age? He just be manifesting on random halloweens if he was “killed” previously. Bro is not human.
@@Reed_M95 Myers in the new movies Is literally an force of evil and is so in most of the movies thats why He never dies and Always comes Back He is straight Up the concept of evil and death in the Halloween Verse and Jason Is a fricking undead Zombie/demon that can posses other bodies And Take them over and even when both at there weakest Michael is still shown to Be Physically at near Peak human capabilities and Jason even As a human was superhuman in strenght and durability
@@deinVater751 I knew both were supernatural but not to that extent. Any human being is cooked against either one of them. I do agree with the rest of the video though.
@@Reed_M95if im not mistaken, Myers got his powers from satanic rituals and sacrifice. And im pretty sure every kill counts as a sacrifice, thus making him stronger. This guys cool and all but he doesnt know enough to do this tier list properly
How about a video on the worst world phenomenons? For example the Salem witch trails, sacrifices, slavery, ethnic cleansing, assassinations, public execution(beheadings), the creation of torture devices, etc. It's so crazy that these things actually happened, some of them still happen to this day, the world is a wild place.
IT doesn't need fear to feed off of anyone, and I'm sure he stated that and his novel has too. Everybody forgets that. I'm sorry but it solos you with or without your fear. And so does Art.
Whos gonna tell him that michael has 500iq has superstrenght enought to to take an man from the throat with one hand and still lifting him over his head and he is frikin immortal and is imune to pain
9:45 even if he did survive his infections or burns in real life somehow, he can’t walk, sure he’s durable and INSANE fighting skills, but this is how you fight him Step one: get the whole town not melee weapons, shotguns Step two: have them fire at him point blank Step three: if he’s still survived that somehow, have backup people get crowbars and hit him over and over until he’s dead You’re defeated Michael.
what I think: -Jason: Miracle -> Jason is actually a vengeful spirit, could even call him a super zombie, he can be slowed down if damaged enough, but even if you fully destroy his body, his spirit will jump on another person (if you take the version from Jason goes to hell). -Ghostface: 50/50 -> its hard to say, since it really depends, Ghostface is only a vengeful/jealous dude. So if you never were involved in any brawl with an accidental death, family feud, drama or betreyal of Ghostface, you're good. But if you were, you might be in trouble, since he always ambush/surprise attacks when you dont expect it. So you're either good at self defense or gone. -Michael Myers: 50/50 -> you can easily outrun him, BUT he always stalks his victims days before he strikes, learning and preparing his attack, which are also often sneak attacks. In the older movies, where he is supernatural and takes volleys of gunfire and is like a terminator (but still always slow walks), it would be "high diff" -Xenomorph: Miracle -> it always surprise attacks and you dont see it coming, its not invincible though and high caliber guns can kill it but in hand to hand its no chance -Strangers: high diff -> even if the movie characters were dumb, in real your chances are zero. The strangers purposely target people that are living very secluded and are easy prey for them. They stalk their victims and plan/prep their attack far in advance. They probably know a lot about you (like if you got guns) and the place you vacate in. They wont target you if they see you're armed. -Pennywise: mental -> you'll either end up in a psych ward or eliminated by him, you need a very strong mental health to fight him -Terrifier: no chance -> if he targets you, you're gone, he is a supernatural clown that always comes back, also chances are slim your dad gave you a magic sword that can actually hurt him (still survived being decapitated by it though) -Freddy: no chance -> supernatural and in your dreams you're mostly helpless, even he got beated or hurt by some tricks in different movies, he still always came back -Leatherface: high diff -> remember that his whole family will be after you if you messed with them, though still human, they can be beaten in hand to hand or by guns -Jigsaw: 50/50 -> it really depends, Jigsaws victims were always people he knew or encountered personally and those who he didnt like or had a personal vendetta against (even if he says its not personal), he made the game almost unbeatable. Also his victims were always kidnapped by a surprise attack/ambush and he always had 1 or 2 accomplices, so... also remember, there would be no plot armor saving you
Counterpoint to his Ghostface ramble: He uses fear tactics, plus, most of the time actually related to the victim in some way, whether that be friend, coworker, or even family, the last thing you’d expect
Crazy how this channel has overtaken cageside convos. Seeing you talk about random stuff is actually surprisingly more entertaining considering all I knew you from before was your MMA content
Dude i don't think u will not survive any of this. Listen I'm a 35 years old man from Norway I'm 191 cm and 95 kg. I have done two years in Afghanistan and i would never stand a chance against eny one on this list.
Bro youre out of your mind if you think you could beat Michael Meyers (any version of him). Thats the tank of all tanks in slasher movies, basically immortal death Machine. Same for Art the Clown except for superhuman strength, but hell torture you to death with ez
Bro Art is so strong, If its throwing punches he is gonna Cook you so Hard, in the second movie dude literally ripped a girl's arm In half 💀 (even the bone), and he some how pulled of that same Girl's top SKULL 💀
I was with you up until Michael Myers, I don’t think you’ve seen more than 1 or 2 Halloween movies. If it was Michael Myers from the first 6 movies you’re getting absolutely folded. He got stabbed in the aorta, stabbed in the neck, stabbed in the eye, shot 13 times and 5 of those were from a .357 magnum (twice in the eyes), blown up/lit on fire, hit by a truck, shot like 50+ times with hunting rifles and shotguns, then blown up again, shot 6 more times with a .357, injected with acid, electrocuted, and beaten across the head with a steel pipe for 10 whole minutes but STILL got up & kept it moving. You don’t stand a chance unless you got a military strike team and even they’d have to be packing some heavy ordnance. If it was Michael Myers from H20 or Resurrection then maybe because he lost a fight to Busta Rhymes. But still survived getting electrocuted and lit on fire. If it was Michael Myers from the 2007 & 2009 movies - again you’re getting folded faster than you can even say the word “Halloween”. He gets stabbed through the trapezius muscle down into his chest cavity & shot 4 times with a .44 magnum and one is in the head. Then he survives a car crash hitting a cow at 70mph, gets beaten down in a field with 2 metal bats, and flips over an entire car. Now when it’s 61 year old Michael Myers from 2018 & Halloween Kills again you’re just lying to yourself if you think you’re beating that. Bro had 40 years to heal from the first movie. In 2018 he got shot with a .45, hit by a police cruiser at 50mph, exploded a a guy’s head in 1 stomp, got / of his fingers blown off with a 12 gauge, shot in the face with a .223 round, stabbed in the stomach, ripped an entire kitchen island out of its foundation, and partially set on fire…later that same night he kills an entire squad of armed fire fighters, gets hit in the face twice with a sack of bricks, gets stabbed 3 more times in the stomach, gets stabbed through the back and ribs with a pitchfork, gets his head curb-stomped into a staircase, and gets shot 6 more times with a .357. Then gets beaten down by an entire crowd of people with bats, wooden boards, tire irons, and other melee weapons. Then gets stabbed right in the spine with his own knife. Only to pull that knife out, get back up, kill the entire crowd of people - then teleport behind the woman who curbstomped him and kill her too. All of this was on the same night in 2018 - he killed 53 people. You in denial if you think you taking on that. Ain’t no way. Mike was on Demon time in 2018. The only versions of Mike you might stand a chance against is the one from H20/Resurrection and the 64 year old cripple from Halloween Ends - who still lifts people up by the neck with one hand, kills the dude who shoved him around & stole his mask, even gets exsanguinated by having his throat and both his ulnar arteries cut - and still doesn’t die until he’s thrown into a giant industrial car shredder crusher thing. You not dealing with Mike like that broski you ain’t HIM
Ethan, what if prime Mike Tyson was the one hiding behind the Ghostface mask? Or maybe prime Arnold Schwarzenegger? What if it were both? After all, anyone can be behind the mask Ethan! Also, I'd like to suggest that Ghostface does not have the ability to teleport but rather both/all are present at the same location as that makes more logical sense.
Next horror villain tier list should have the movie us, the babadook, chucky, candy man, Annabelle, the nun. Also make a scary urban legends tier list ( like… hachishakusama )
How would guns take Jason? He’s a super Zombie and Ghost face is scary Cuz there Can be more than one. Beating Michael is a hot take too Cuz the man tanks bullets and getting his eyes taken out plus he’s throwing 200lb men around like its children.
11:40 it's a similar reason to why Fallout has advanced droids and technology but still uses terminals, the movies tech is simply different from ours. It's alternate history science fiction and the franchises style. Maybe computers weren't seen as a priority in this reality.
Jason walked out of an exploding campervan without difficulty and got mag dumped with a rifle and a handgun, hit in the head with a rock and still folded a guy in half.
Michael Myers was 21yrs old in the original, carrying half ton tombstones with little effort, impaling 200lb 6ft tall men to wooden doors with a bread knife with ease and tanking 6 bullets, a coat hanger to the eye and a 30ft fall, you're not winning against him in his prime. Even as a 61yr old burn victim he got jumped by 15 people and killed all of them. Also Art The Clown is not a human did you see Terrifier 2 or 3?
The creator confirmed Art was definitely human. At least initially
I don't know if he did. He said the first one messed him up. As much as they bill those as slashers they aren't really. They are more a fusion of slasher, torture horror, and grindhouse.
@@travisspaulding9540 And the sequels confirmed that he isn't and also in the first movie he blew his own brains out and died, then he woke up in the moegue and attacked a guy.
@@crazydud3380Art blows his brains out and still gets to up later to kill the mortician at the end of the first movie, he’s definitely not just human.
@@insnpottoXDfrom reading a handful of comments in TH-cam videos, it’s the creepy girl who’s supernatural and brings him back/gives him powers.
Art the Clown was walking around with no head....I don't think he's confined by the rules of human anatomy.
Yeah only in the first movie then he got ressurected by a demon at the end
As someone who saw “Terrifier” yesterday, I can assure you that I would be cooked the second that Art the Clown locks eyes on me.
Plus what he doesn't realize is that art is NOT human and is actually a demon
@@Sonofbrutality Wait? Really?
@@Krueger_ai yes
@@Sonofbrutalitysounds like director retconned that and stated that arts human and the girl gives him powers.
@Uff-dada well that is a good argument but just think about what he did in the first movie,he to so many hits and still survived
No Ethan, I don’t click on the video because of the thumbnail. I click on it because I want to hear your beautiful voice
Does he have a lisp? I mean no offense I just don’t hear voices like his ? Idk how to explain it , it’s raspy? I really don’t know how to explain it but it’s different
@@mrorganic13I think he has a little bit of a lisp, it’s not too bad
@@mrorganic13no he’s just from Michigan
@@johnathangiesler3869 Ethan: 🐍🐍🐍🐍🐍
You haven't fought michael your not any of these horror icons
Myers literally stomped a skull like a water balloon at old age. Even lifted a full kit fireman using a halligan with no diff. He also tanked getting shot and jumped by 10 plus people
None of the dumbasses who fought myers targeted his head
Yeah, the only thing I will give Ethan here is that he seemed to be running off their current incarnation, which right now is Halloween Ends, and yeah, that version you could take.
Bro dies after fighting a wounded elderly woman and her granddaughter
@@Tuff-The1 yeah Halloween ends just completely ruins Michael Myers as a slasher
@@alexandermontejo447 he's not a slasher anymore
Art is literally immortal with the only exception of Sienna being the “chosen one” that will kill him eventually, you don’t have a chance 😂
Wait, I thought it would only be from the sword. Are we in the movie or are we being attacked irl? In the movie I think I have a chance, but irl he can get damaged by weapons but everyone only stabs him. The magic sword is the only thing that slices something off so do you think you can take a normal weapon and like cut him up?
@@BOBODDYS actually I think ur right, that sword is the only thing that can kill him. But even if I had that sword, art has supernatural strength and demonic abilities so I still think I don’t have much of a chance
@@trentthomas4897 so irl we dead bc the sword don’t exist. If we’re in the movie, he does have some weird strength power but he doesn’t seem to use it often unless the victim is already going to die. We need to isolate him from his trash bag. He has a gun he’s used multiple times, which fits his character. After separating him from his gun we need to either get in contact with Sienna, the main character, and either be with her or decide to take the sword ourselves if it doesn’t need to be only her (I’m 6’3” male and 17 so I think I am stronger than sienna physically) but Art does use his gun when he might not win a physical fight I presume as seen in the Santa scene in terrifier 3. Assuming we can use the sword we act like we don’t know he’s a killer to think he can get the jump on us and then get the jump on him knowing this. Aim for the head and make sure no fucking child takes his head away. If we can’t use the sword we just do the same thing but with Sienna there to deal the final blow. Keep his head separated from his body and also slice off his arms and I think we win by dismantling him
Damn I don’t even analyze this hard in English class
be a good runner and sprint and you`ll loose him. he might be unnatural. but he acts like a human. so if you escape, thats it
Bro is not shitting on Michael Myers
You forgot that Michael Myers has superhuman strength, being able to stomp someones head in easily, gouging out someones eyes etc. Not a normal human would have a chance against him in a hand to hand combat fight.
With Michael Myers "If me and seven of my homies jump you". That's pretty much exactly what happened at the end of Halloween Kills, and Michael won that. Now if you are going by Halloween Ends, sure, you can take him. Part of the problem is that, while Jason's power level has consistently scaled up over time, Michael's varies wildly from movie to movie, so I feel like all you can do there is average out the power level.
Nahhhhh those people were so dumb bro the homies would keep going until he’s into 100 pieces
@@jessiemau5879no Michael could take on anything in any movie ever except for the first film and Halloween ends.
@@JesseWilliam95 Myers was supposed to be dead in Halloween 2, that was the original canon, but they retconned it when Halloween 3 didn't do too well, and they brought back Myers since he was a fan favorite. After that, he more or less got Jason treatment and became an unstoppable killing machine.
I like how we’re talking about Slasher movie villains like it’s Dragon Ball Z😂😂😂
@@crazydud3380 you sir understand horror movie icons.
Pretty accurate tier list, although I'd switch Michael Myers and Leatherface around, since Myers has supernatural abilities and, you know, survived a house blowing up when he was inside of it. Also, it'd be cool if you showed the finished tier list in the outro.
Bro got shot in both eyes and recently easily killed a dozen fire fighters. Ethan is fun to listen to but bro is not taking out Michael Myers 😂
@@Huckleberry9921yeah he was talking about Mike Myers not Micheal Myers
Yeah, that was one place where it's wrong. Leatherface is actually way more "just human" than Michael. Actually, Leatherface is just a guy.
@@crazydud3380Neftlix Leatherface is superhuman tho.
apparently he hid in a cabinet so he didn't burn, but still cool anyway, plus took out a group of fire fighters right after
You lost a subscriber when you said you’d beat Michael Myers’s. Man got jumped by the town.. killed everyone and walked away. You’d be part of the pile of bodies
You really unsubscribed over one bad take, so sensitive lmao
Unsubbing over one bad take is dumb
Bro they beat his ass and didn’t double tap
@@generalsubs1359it’s a joke bro calm down
@@rumblebird9888he’s joking dude chill out
Bro... he was burned and barely cared. He doesnt need around the clock care because he clearly didnt. He came out of a RAGING house fire and killed an entire team of firefighters and then ultimately killed an entire mob after being jumped and shot AFTER having to fight people all movie AFTER being burned in a house fire after being shot in the neck and falling down the stairs after being stabbed in the back
Don't forget Laurie Strode shot Michael Myers' hand in Halloween ( 2018). With Myers barely / to no reaction.
That's actually retarded lol. Never thought I would get triggered by a slasher film, but good lord that is ridiculous
The fact he put lether face above michael myers is crazy 💀
EthanOnEverything when JimmyOnNothing walks in
Certified JimmyOffNothing moment
NathanOnNothing* it fits better case the first letters match
Michael Myers is like the movie version of William Afton, he always comes back. This man has survived MULTIPLE BULLET SHOTS and a HOUSE FIRE and loads of other extreme injuries, the ONLY reason he was defeated is because they completely destroyed his body, plus he's 21 in the original but his age honestly doesn't seem to change ANYTHING throughout the movies. Basically, you fight Michael Myers, even with a gun, you're cooked
BRO the whole town ganged up on him THEY STILL LOST
To be fair, they were stupid and did not double tap him when he was down😂
@@_General_Grievous__go fro the fuckin head 😭😭😭 I’d have turned him into a nugget
My brother in Christ, Art the clown is not just a man, bro literally resurrects in the post credit scene
He's human in the first movie until he gets resurrected by an entity
@@rumblebird9888Art was not human in the 9th circle.
@@rumblebird9888Art was never a human in the movies. All hallow Eve he was literally coming out of a tv. Tell me when a human can just come out of the tv
@@xdevaughnxit was confirmed he was human that was just crazy until he got resurrected he became a demon
I can’t take this list seriously. Doesn’t consider averaging out the power levels of villains that have varied levels throughout their respective franchises(you’re not beating Michael Myers in Halloween Kills), thinks Art is a human and can take him (have you even seen the movies?), doesn’t think Ghostface has a chance against him (when you can easily get got by surprise and there is almost always multiple). Yeah, this can’t be taken seriously
no facts this entire video was him yapping about things he doesn’t understand
@@emilychristinaf6783for real
Mike won a 1v 20 with people with all types of weapons
21:04 nah there are a few scenes where he is walking around headless
Man is over glazing himself way too much💀 and is clear he has done lazy research. Because ain't no way with some of these takes.
Fr😂😂
@@friendlyF15 so?
@@friendlyF15 love how you bring subs into a comment to argue about you are sad fr
Fr bro would immediately get packed up against Michael Myers if they ever crossed paths 🤣
You forgot that he got a few years of doing bjj on him
21:10 art is immortal though he cant actually be killed, he'll just come back
And he has superhuman strength and the ability to keep you alive longer for you to suffer not to mention literally being helped by a demon. Again Walter Junior didn't do his research. He just likes to hear the sound of his own voice because other people don't.
The only way he can be killed is with that sword
@IraMJR1 agreed but as long as he has his demon partner, he always gets brought back so until they get rid of that, he keeps coming back. Even if he goes back to being human, no way this guy survives Art the Clown 😂
He forgot that Art can teleport and walked off a gunshot to the head💀
Michael Myers would absolutely demolish you any version of him
Except Ends Michael. They made him a wimp in that one 😂
Buddy 2007, Michael Myers would destroy you in two seconds. LMAO.
Even H6 myers. Dude was lethal
Absolutely!!! Michael Myers would annihilate this dude 🤣
Any Michael Myers would destroy him except for Halloween Ends
Like literally pick this nigga up by 1 arm🤣💯
What horrors Art does to bathrooms is not under the rules of human *anything* 💀
When you threw a pic of Clint Eastwood 0:18, i made me think of a video idea “Which Gunslingers could i beat in a duel?”.it could include real or fictional people example: Billy the kid or Arthur Morgan.
No Chucky on this list is criminal, hes self proclaimed one of the most notorious slashers in history 😂😂
I don't think he wants to give that up
@@TrollMaster-z3b**gives it up temporarily in the next movie, and then finally does it in the movie after.**
Maybe because chucky is just a doll. Kick the little fucker across the room and go on about your day.
As a red blooded American myself, you should do a tier list of the 50 states. I’m curious what states you are gonna rant about. Great video like always
Michigan on top
@@extratiredcat121 Michigan is for sure an A tier state. Not quite S tier though
@@Reed_M95 texas>
Cali doesnt get a tier. It doesnt deserve one lol@@Reed_M95
@@MalichiShivers all Cali has going for it is nature. The rest of the state is trash
Am I the only genius that knows Michael Myers is the body image of evil he cannot take Michael Myers in a fight bro he's nobody man of evil the only way he died in the newest Halloween movie is because he got torn into tiny freaking pieces turn into freaking noodles that's how he died no in God's Earth this guy is going to turn Michael Myers into noodles
Even without the supernatural stuff Michael crushes any normal man hand to hand let alone with a knife. Idk how he acknowledged his durability but just swept his strength aside.
How about Deadpool goes back in time and kills Michael Myers as a kid and breaks the fourth wall and then destroying that universe or dr Manhattan Killing him.
@@eldeadkilljohnkennedy3946tf
Michael is slightly weaker jason really. Even in the later movies as an older fellow he still rearranges bones of normal grown people
Easily*
No in the later movies he was getting beat up by teens
@@Deathstroke53221 in the last movie he did, but in kills he fought a whole firefighter crew and won, and fought the town got up like nothing and killed them all.
@RedBanit 1 no he caught the firefighters off guard 2 the town was like 20 people so more like a neighborhood 3 that feat is so trash because at first they jumped him then the stupid girl made him look at her instead of just shooting him then once he caught his first body everybody turned into brain dead people they all lined up and waited to get killed at that point like rewatch the scene once he killed one of them the whole town backed up and stopped jumping him and they all seemed like they wanted to die they put up no fight whatsoever it's not like he killed one person everybody else was like ok that's fine we still gonna jump you no they gave up so I really don't count that neighborhood feat because it wasn't impressive tbh
And 4 he was badly injured after the battle that was the whole point of the of Halloween ends he was badly hurt so Jason solos no diff
@@Deathstroke53221 so seeing Micheal walking as you in a brisk 3 miles per hour is getting caught off guard when you got 9 full grown fit men with axes and saws?
The self glazing about doing martial arts is crazy 😂
Wrong on Michael Myers. Dude's a demi- supernatural embodiment of evil in Carpenter's version. He's only human in Rob Zombie's version and lets face it, you ain't even taking him in that version of the movies. Michael is above Leatherface and Jason all day long. Also Art the clown would definitely be in miracle cuz I don't think it's confirmed whether he's supernatural or not. Art would definitely be above Pennywise imo
Art is a demon, didn't they impale his head with a sword or something and he still recovered after that? This lisp nerd doesn't know shit about anything
"I don't think it's confirmed whether he's supernatural or not"
I'm yet to see 100% human put bullet through their skull, have their brain dangling from their skull and get up in morgue like nothing happened.
You could argue that he was a human before killing himself in the end of the movie (this was confirmed), but him at the end of 1st movie and by 2nd one? There is no question about him not being a human.
Nah Michael has superhuman strength too, he CASUALLY picks up fully grown bigger than average man with one hand and stabs them into a wall like a piece of art, and this is only movie Michael at his prime, in comics hes able to tank giant house explosions, you wont be able to physically hurt him if we talking comics, and certainly in both movies and comics wont have the strength to compete with him UNLESS we are only talking about old man Michael which us far from his prime in Halloween Kills
I’d switch Ghostface and The Strangers at least. Ghostface is actually competent and there’s always a threat of there being more than one
And you also don't know what Training the ghostface has, how strong or fast or intelligent. The whole point is that it could be anyone
7:35 NO WAY YOU ARE BEATING MICHEAL MYERS! You say 50/50 hellllllllll NOOOOOOOOOOOOO, and you say you and 7 of your "homies" tried to jump him YOU ARE NOT WINNING! have you SEEN HALLOWEEN KILLS?! :) I like the video though.
Michael Myers is beatable but not 2018 or later
@@patrickravida8335 yeah :|
Bro if Micheal for real came after me afrer all the movies, the only hope I would have for survival would be trying to get as far away as i could from this man. Cause no amount of brute force would be able to permanently pin him down - even Laurie herself says it in the movies. He got shot 6 times, had both of his eyes slashed out, beat a wave of trained firefighters with professional gear, and got beaten to a pulp by an angry mob.....and he STILL got up like nothing happened! He is basically William Afton as a slasher villain, no matter what he always comes back
im gonna be honest champ, you are NOT beating art. bro hates losing so much he pulls out a glock if he’s losing😭🙏🏼. that MF is an actual menace. i’d put him in miracle especially since he’s immortal
I don’t know why your wording “he hates losing so much he pulls out a Glock” killed me
Ngl, It’s going to take the military to take down Micheal and even then I think they’d just contain him
Facts💯
Never knew Micheal Myers was a Burn Victim but u definitely not winning bruh he’s literally the hardest Slasher ever 💀💀💀💀💀👀👀👀👀👀
He killed 9 firemen btw are always fit no difference Micheal myers is actually snap you in half
Why do people keep downplay ghostface? they always possess above enhanced strength, durability, endurance, speed, agility, and on top of that elite level stealth. (Also may possess the ability to teleport) Ghostface is obviously aint no meyers or jason but hes still no childplay 👁️
And there's more than 1. And they all act differently.
9:47 bruh Michael Myers, survived his ass getting beat by the whole town and still got up and got back to killing you’re not winning that😭
ghostface also has durability litterally gets shot burned and stab each other and can handle guns aswell
Despite the Myers section being entirely wrong, this guy is funny as fuck ! You’ve earned a subscriber my dude, I LOVE IT !
@EthanOnEverything you must have not seen zombie Jason when he gets resurrected and later fights freaking Freddy Krueger in the dream world. Ain't no chance in hell any of us are winning that force multipliers or not XD.
You mentioning Jason, myers and leather face basically being an evil chunk. I’m not sure if you meant chunk or sloth but either way it got me thinking so I looked it up. All of them came out before Goonies (1985) did. Halloween(1978), Friday the 13th(1980), Texas Chainsaw Massacre (1974)
Pennywise is both extremely dangerous while also having an easily exploitable weakness. It’s an immortal eldritch god but in the end a bunch of people were able to beat it by bullying it.
You’re crazy if you think Myers is 50/50 if he gets his hands on you, you’re cooked.
except the fact that michael myers got jumped by an entire town with guns and machetes and bats and still won
“Did you watch the goodies?”
Jason, Michael and Leatherface all came out before the Goonies.
Bro you did my boy Michael really dirty, he was burned, shot multiple times and even blown up and after all of that he just walked it off and murdered half a town
Bro Jason is bulletproof
Only sienna can kill Art, we'd all be cooked
Ed Gein wound up in an insane asylum where he was a model patient and died peacefully. He was nothing like Leatherface. Not a brutish monster, just weird with mommy issues. He supposedly killed 1 storeworker, but the rest of the stuff in his house was likely from graverobbing. Again, he was just wierd. Also the movie Psycho was inspired by his story.
Also
* Jason's mum was the killer in Part 1
* Part 2-4 Jason was human, but he was still physically strong and he was still very intelligent
* Part 5 had an imposter Jason
* Part 6-11 was a zombie
* Part 12 was normal again but he was still very strong, fast and even more intelligent
Also I can't help it but do you have a lisp
The reason why Scream scares me more than say IT or Friday the 13th is because it could actually happen. What makes Ghostface scary is the fact that it’s just a normal person under the mask. Someone in real life could pick up a mask and a knife and go on a killing spree just like in the movies. That’s what makes it scary imo
I know everyone is already talking about Michael Myers but does bro even age? He just be manifesting on random halloweens if he was “killed” previously. Bro is not human.
He isn’t human at all. That’s why this guy ain’t winning lmao
9:49 after Halloween Kills, no not in a million years would you ever fucking jump him.
The Jason Take is crazy still goated vid so far
@@deinVater751 same with the Myers one. Aren’t they both demonic entities depending on the movie?
@@Reed_M95 Myers in the new movies Is literally an force of evil and is so in most of the movies thats why He never dies and Always comes Back He is straight Up the concept of evil and death in the Halloween Verse and Jason Is a fricking undead Zombie/demon that can posses other bodies And Take them over and even when both at there weakest Michael is still shown to Be Physically at near Peak human capabilities and Jason even As a human was superhuman in strenght and durability
@@deinVater751 I knew both were supernatural but not to that extent. Any human being is cooked against either one of them. I do agree with the rest of the video though.
@@Reed_M95if im not mistaken, Myers got his powers from satanic rituals and sacrifice. And im pretty sure every kill counts as a sacrifice, thus making him stronger. This guys cool and all but he doesnt know enough to do this tier list properly
Video was 🗑️lmaoo🤣😭💀
Love your mma videos, glad i discovered your other channel 🤟🏻
I could listen to this dude talk all day make this man blow up
Let's goooo...
Was waiting for this one.
How about a video on the worst world phenomenons? For example the Salem witch trails, sacrifices, slavery, ethnic cleansing, assassinations, public execution(beheadings), the creation of torture devices, etc.
It's so crazy that these things actually happened, some of them still happen to this day, the world is a wild place.
IT doesn't need fear to feed off of anyone, and I'm sure he stated that and his novel has too. Everybody forgets that. I'm sorry but it solos you with or without your fear. And so does Art.
My man hasn’t seen terrifier 2 or 3
“Don’t bring a knife to a gun fight” perfectly fits why the strangers would do nothing in real America
Whos gonna tell him that michael has 500iq has superstrenght enought to to take an man from the throat with one hand and still lifting him over his head and he is frikin immortal and is imune to pain
24:33 same. That’s the realest thing ever
9:45 even if he did survive his infections or burns in real life somehow, he can’t walk, sure he’s durable and INSANE fighting skills, but this is how you fight him
Step one: get the whole town not melee weapons, shotguns
Step two: have them fire at him point blank
Step three: if he’s still survived that somehow, have backup people get crowbars and hit him over and over until he’s dead
You’re defeated Michael.
what I think:
-Jason: Miracle -> Jason is actually a vengeful spirit, could even call him a super zombie, he can be slowed down if damaged enough, but even if you fully destroy his body, his spirit will jump on another person (if you take the version from Jason goes to hell).
-Ghostface: 50/50 -> its hard to say, since it really depends, Ghostface is only a vengeful/jealous dude. So if you never were involved in any brawl with an accidental death, family feud, drama or betreyal of Ghostface, you're good. But if you were, you might be in trouble, since he always ambush/surprise attacks when you dont expect it. So you're either good at self defense or gone.
-Michael Myers: 50/50 -> you can easily outrun him, BUT he always stalks his victims days before he strikes, learning and preparing his attack, which are also often sneak attacks. In the older movies, where he is supernatural and takes volleys of gunfire and is like a terminator (but still always slow walks), it would be "high diff"
-Xenomorph: Miracle -> it always surprise attacks and you dont see it coming, its not invincible though and high caliber guns can kill it but in hand to hand its no chance
-Strangers: high diff -> even if the movie characters were dumb, in real your chances are zero. The strangers purposely target people that are living very secluded and are easy prey for them. They stalk their victims and plan/prep their attack far in advance. They probably know a lot about you (like if you got guns) and the place you vacate in. They wont target you if they see you're armed.
-Pennywise: mental -> you'll either end up in a psych ward or eliminated by him, you need a very strong mental health to fight him
-Terrifier: no chance -> if he targets you, you're gone, he is a supernatural clown that always comes back, also chances are slim your dad gave you a magic sword that can actually hurt him (still survived being decapitated by it though)
-Freddy: no chance -> supernatural and in your dreams you're mostly helpless, even he got beated or hurt by some tricks in different movies, he still always came back
-Leatherface: high diff -> remember that his whole family will be after you if you messed with them, though still human, they can be beaten in hand to hand or by guns
-Jigsaw: 50/50 -> it really depends, Jigsaws victims were always people he knew or encountered personally and those who he didnt like or had a personal vendetta against (even if he says its not personal), he made the game almost unbeatable. Also his victims were always kidnapped by a surprise attack/ambush and he always had 1 or 2 accomplices, so...
also remember, there would be no plot armor saving you
Counterpoint to his Ghostface ramble: He uses fear tactics, plus, most of the time actually related to the victim in some way, whether that be friend, coworker, or even family, the last thing you’d expect
Crazy how this channel has overtaken cageside convos. Seeing you talk about random stuff is actually surprisingly more entertaining considering all I knew you from before was your MMA content
Than crashing out on the strangers had me dying 😂
glad youre doing well man, really enjoy your videos, you got great vibes man keep it up
You’re not surviving Art dude 😂 at least you can kill an an alien
Dude i don't think u will not survive any of this. Listen I'm a 35 years old man from Norway I'm 191 cm and 95 kg. I have done two years in Afghanistan and i would never stand a chance against eny one on this list.
"I have done 2 years in Afghanistan"
bro is a 2000 elo child sniper
@hylianmango8272 🤣🤣
20:25 Terrifier does have supernatural abilities he can come back from the dead and teleport you’re cooked😂
I bet you would win if you made a race tier list
The only way to beat Freddy Krueger is to be a meth head
There’s one thing keeping Michael alive, money
You ever seen the movie Green Inferno?
20:20 might add another thing onto that list 😂
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The Eclipse haunts me, as well tho.
Bro youre out of your mind if you think you could beat Michael Meyers (any version of him). Thats the tank of all tanks in slasher movies, basically immortal death Machine.
Same for Art the Clown except for superhuman strength, but hell torture you to death with ez
Crazy that bro shouted out dead meat, Ethan and dead meat are my two most watched channels
Jigsaw traps tier list
Bro Art is so strong, If its throwing punches he is gonna Cook you so Hard, in the second movie dude literally ripped a girl's arm In half 💀 (even the bone), and he some how pulled of that same Girl's top SKULL 💀
I was with you up until Michael Myers, I don’t think you’ve seen more than 1 or 2 Halloween movies.
If it was Michael Myers from the first 6 movies you’re getting absolutely folded. He got stabbed in the aorta, stabbed in the neck, stabbed in the eye, shot 13 times and 5 of those were from a .357 magnum (twice in the eyes), blown up/lit on fire, hit by a truck, shot like 50+ times with hunting rifles and shotguns, then blown up again, shot 6 more times with a .357, injected with acid, electrocuted, and beaten across the head with a steel pipe for 10 whole minutes but STILL got up & kept it moving. You don’t stand a chance unless you got a military strike team and even they’d have to be packing some heavy ordnance.
If it was Michael Myers from H20 or Resurrection then maybe because he lost a fight to Busta Rhymes. But still survived getting electrocuted and lit on fire.
If it was Michael Myers from the 2007 & 2009 movies - again you’re getting folded faster than you can even say the word “Halloween”. He gets stabbed through the trapezius muscle down into his chest cavity & shot 4 times with a .44 magnum and one is in the head. Then he survives a car crash hitting a cow at 70mph, gets beaten down in a field with 2 metal bats, and flips over an entire car.
Now when it’s 61 year old Michael Myers from 2018 & Halloween Kills again you’re just lying to yourself if you think you’re beating that. Bro had 40 years to heal from the first movie. In 2018 he got shot with a .45, hit by a police cruiser at 50mph, exploded a a guy’s head in 1 stomp, got / of his fingers blown off with a 12 gauge, shot in the face with a .223 round, stabbed in the stomach, ripped an entire kitchen island out of its foundation, and partially set on fire…later that same night he kills an entire squad of armed fire fighters, gets hit in the face twice with a sack of bricks, gets stabbed 3 more times in the stomach, gets stabbed through the back and ribs with a pitchfork, gets his head curb-stomped into a staircase, and gets shot 6 more times with a .357. Then gets beaten down by an entire crowd of people with bats, wooden boards, tire irons, and other melee weapons. Then gets stabbed right in the spine with his own knife. Only to pull that knife out, get back up, kill the entire crowd of people - then teleport behind the woman who curbstomped him and kill her too. All of this was on the same night in 2018 - he killed 53 people. You in denial if you think you taking on that. Ain’t no way. Mike was on Demon time in 2018.
The only versions of Mike you might stand a chance against is the one from H20/Resurrection and the 64 year old cripple from Halloween Ends - who still lifts people up by the neck with one hand, kills the dude who shoved him around & stole his mask, even gets exsanguinated by having his throat and both his ulnar arteries cut - and still doesn’t die until he’s thrown into a giant industrial car shredder crusher thing.
You not dealing with Mike like that broski you ain’t HIM
Art is a demon
Ethan, what if prime Mike Tyson was the one hiding behind the Ghostface mask? Or maybe prime Arnold Schwarzenegger? What if it were both? After all, anyone can be behind the mask Ethan! Also, I'd like to suggest that Ghostface does not have the ability to teleport but rather both/all are present at the same location as that makes more logical sense.
You clearly never seen halloween kills
Next horror villain tier list should have the movie us, the babadook, chucky, candy man, Annabelle, the nun.
Also make a scary urban legends tier list ( like… hachishakusama )
How would guns take Jason? He’s a super Zombie and Ghost face is scary Cuz there Can be more than one. Beating Michael is a hot take too Cuz the man tanks bullets and getting his eyes taken out plus he’s throwing 200lb men around like its children.
The fanny-pack is becoming a channel regular, I just imagine mortal combat with Ethan just pulling random shit outa the fanny
First time seeing your content and im a fan. Feels like im talking to myself 😂
15:04 I literally got an ad. It said “I’m gonna look at them and be like” “We need to talk about Beth’s IUD”
Same
I think you mixed your tierlist up. All of them should be in no chance.
Ghostface?
Bro I was literally hoping you made a video about this yesterday lol
11:40 it's a similar reason to why Fallout has advanced droids and technology but still uses terminals, the movies tech is simply different from ours. It's alternate history science fiction and the franchises style. Maybe computers weren't seen as a priority in this reality.
Art sadly is actually immortal and is some weird demon
funny thing about him is that hes not actually aware that hes immortal
Ethan always uploads the best videos I swear
Bro is the type to be the one who under estimates Mike so he could get a closer look so that he can die.
Jason walked out of an exploding campervan without difficulty and got mag dumped with a rifle and a handgun, hit in the head with a rock and still folded a guy in half.