How To Make Objectively The Worst Genre of Music
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i swear, the "woo-oooah" is essential to this genre
hahahah YES
@@zltn1782 Sicko
ecstasy of gold
literally stolen from the song Sail
@@polaith4382fr
I call this the "we can't afford to licence real music for our racing game" genre
#bestcommentever
This is pretty much the sentence to describe the soundtrack to all of the nascar heat games
@@crumbs6393 you have to drive forward an turn left, what would you expect
@@sunofabeach9424 the occasional road course also makes it so that you have to turn RIGHT every so often, even as an ex nascar fan those games were not very good
@@crumbs6393 wow
I always call this genre the “pickup truck music” because it’s the stuff you would find in a ford commercial
so true man
"Ford F Tree Fiddy"
“THE RAM F150“ 👹👹👹👹👹👹
I call this the "Im tyler from dude perfect and this is the dead hooker 720 backflip trickshot" genre
I thought I was the only one
Imagine Dragons has been real quiet since this dropped
😂
Nothing from ColdPlay.
They’re allowed a week off right?
Imagine dragon deez nu-
@@JNGLST281bro has never listened to coldplay
i call this genre "corporate manlyhood"
Fits very accurately tbh.
LMAOO
real
Ford.
Imagine dragging dese ford nuts on your face
I've heard this called "F-150core" "Ad Rock" and "Corporate Rock". It's truly terrible 😂😂😂 Excellent work.
This song really gives the same vibes of getting out of your twin sized mattress and waving at your wife who is also getting out of her twin size mattress. Amazing.
😮💨
“There’s a thunder in a lightning” hardest bar ever
Sounds like the onceler wrote it
erm achshualy, i think that it ish meant to be "there's a thunder and a lightning"
@@sergeantswiss2401I hate it but you're right
imagine dragons type beat
There is indeed a thunder inside a lightning
This makes me want to aggressively buy a pickup truck
I share the same feelings. Except I don't have enough money 😭😭
😂😂😂
I saw this comment before watching much of the video and I was like “ah country that lines up”
Sounds like League of Legends music 😂😂
Ford F-150
The best thing you can say about this music is that listening to it makes you feel creatively fulfilled knowing that you have so much more potential than making something this bland
I call this the „Imagine draggin‘ yourself into your room and willingly making this“ genre
Ford's employee discount days are BAAAAAACKKKK
😭😭😭😭
LOMFAO
laughed out loudly knowing im not the only one thinking this was for ford
We’re making it out of the car dealership with this one 🔥
That’s exactly what I thought
I think too many modern rock bands need to realize their music should not sound like this
I can think of more modern rock bands that dont sound like this than ones that sound like this.
Its pretty much only 4 offenders that exist exclusively in the Top 40s.
Though Im kinda living under a rock considering this since I would never willingly listen to the radio.
@@eightcoins4401who still listens to radio music?😂
@@aakiyah 82% of people over 12 listen at least once a week, according to 2022 statistics
@@FishAesthetic yeah thats once a week. i’m talking daily, for the news, sports, and music. no one willingly listens to the radio especially when streaming services, music streaming services and sports networks like espn exist. the only reason why someone would do this would either be for aesthetic purposes or if it was a last resort.
@@FishAesthetic I'd wager at least 80 of that percent only listen to music on their car radio in the background while driving
HOW DID HE JUST BUST OUT THOSE CHORDS LIKE THAT?? I'm so incredibly jealous of people who know their way around a music system, i am always like a flopping fish
Just make sure the different notes in it aren't to close to each other (usually you need a difference of three or more). Then just keep moving them around until it sounds good. Idk if that makes sense since I don't know any terminology but that's what I usually do. Basically something like C, A, and E works but F, D#, and D usually doesn't.
learning basic music theory is the only tip for starters. Everything else is personal taste.
@@hexadoxical3949
If you learn a bit of music theory regarding chords you'll find it much easier, then you'll be busting chords just like him!
homestuck
start studying music theory my friend, it will definitely help you!
coming to a beer commercial near you 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 💯💯💯
the damage this type of sound did to hard rock is simply unfixable
It did it to itself
@@CJCJCJCJ please do not associate hard rock with this rock fm sh*t
na frl
@@tarmak354yeah rock is played by humans on instruments, nothing is played by humans anymore :(
Cuz Humans suck@@headSoup
The genre formally known as “stomp clap hey”. Where it is mandatory for the lyrics to include such enlightening philosophical statements as “wooooah oh oh” and “mmmmmmMMMMmmm”.
REAL
The Hunt: Showdown ost is an exception to the mmmmmMMMMMmmmm tho i think it fits
Of monsters and men, the lumineers, etc. Yeah that indie folk rock era was hot, steamy garbage.
We will rock you by Queen
@@Boykotron "he was hated for he spoke the truth"
You captured the sound of men with beards in wraparound shades who make epoxy resin woodworking videos
😂
this is the type of music that plays on radio stations that always have taglines like _THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S RADIO STATION_ before playing the most bland music you've ever heard
WELCOME TO 666.3 *RAW ROCK* FM, WHERE WE PLAY NOTHING BUT ROCK, AND ROCK MORE ROCK
THIS AIN'T YOUR GRANNY'S STATION
*this starts playing*
@@neonvortexand ironically grandmas listen to that station every time they go in their cars.
(Sultry woman voise) "86.6 , real rock music. Coming to you with all the hits"
*random ass mountain lion noise*
(Manly man voice) "THIS AINT YOUR GRANNYS RADIO STATION"
*amped up electric guitar riff*
*thunder by imagine dragons plays*
@@neonvortexThere's a radio station who is called literally Rock FM where i live. I can confirm that is accurate.
and what they don't know is that 'Granny's' radio station is far better than they can begin to comprehend
i call this "trucker rock" since it's the kinda song to end up in a ford commercial
this is exactrly what i was thinking
Arctic Monkeys beat him to it lol
@@danielmitchell940 ofc that shit band did
Nobody:
Truck Commercials: "WOOOOOAH"
the fact you made this willingly of your own volition is terrifying
i love it
Before I clicked I wasn’t sure what the objectively worst genre of music is, but it took me three seconds to realize this kid is absolutely right.
How could you know he's a kid?
@@BlackbeltHitoshithey could be one of those older people who call anyone younger than 30 kid
@@BlackbeltHitoshihe has an NBA Youngboy album in the back
i mean, it's nightcore, but this shit sucks too
Swagger rock sucks, but corporate pop rock is even worse.
dude perfect ass beat
was hoping someone would say it
FUCK YOU BEAT ME TO IT LMFAOOOO
😂😂😂
MTV's The Challenge ahh beat
Nahhhhh, why is that so accurate
Come to our axe throwing place that serves 20 dollar burgers
This is it. We have reached the pinnacle of musical creativity. To make any more music after this masterpiece would just be redundant.
He has single-handedly made a song that makes us laugh, cry, frown, diabetic ketoacidosis and scream to the heavens for the existence of such a divine creation feels like it could not possibly be compatible with our realm. I peed the bed 3 days after listening to this song, that's just how incredible it is. 6/10
this is like a manly home depot commercial type beat
Truck month ass beat
Ford ahh beat surf and turf ahh beat
@@weakw1llis that riley hivemind
The Home Depot theme hits. Truck month is the exact type of low testosterone genre you’re looking for
Also an aftershave commercial type beat - the type of commercial where a shirtless guy in some ripped jeans rides a sabre toothed tiger through a desert or something.
Finally, a battle anthem for when I'm walking in slow-motion in a wall-mart parking lot.
Or to aggressively buy a ford f-150
oh shid hi andri
YES
Ah yes the wall store
@@loreirl9588 you never know when you need a wall
Now I want to spend a year's salary on a truck I don't need
BRUH the OOOHHH really sold this to me
its essentially 'soulless blues', if that can even exist
Those two words next to each other is quite oxymoronic lmao
our modern capitalist hellscape sucks the soul out of everything
Corporate rock
blues made after the 90s were always soulless
@@thomasthefox233jack white?
THIS SHIT IS UNDERGROUND 🔥🔥🔥 LET'S KEEP IT THAT WAY 💯💯💯
"Breakcore"
Edit:
my impermanence - lovekurousa
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I HOPE I NEVER HEAR SOMTHING LIKE THIS AGAIN 💯💯💯💯💯 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
@@brain_spermotoxicosis_enjoyer nahhhhhh bad comment
@@brain_spermotoxicosis_enjoyer at least breakcore is better than this
@@fr33kout82 no
NO NOT THAT CAR COMMERCIAL MUSIC
I walk out of Home Depot with this playing
You should make a 'food gone down the wrong pipe' type beat
bro really tried to get the blue comment 💀
squidward did it with the fork
@@gdotsteetst9516shut up gang
@@gdotsteetst9516??
its yellow@@gdotsteetst9516
oh man, seeing people discuss what the worst genre of music is never gets old
Whats your take on it?
Whats your take on it?
Gonna cry?
cute profile picture
@@CasperTheRamKnighthell nah💀
Bro really made the good old "real man" type beat💀
Evil Home Depot theme:
I never knew this was an actual genre I always called it Home Depot type beats or Gugafoods Steak Montage type beats.
Yeah Home Depot type beat or Ford/Chevy truck type beat
Guga foods mention goated
Gugafoods beat💀
gugafoods steak grilling montage was literally the first thing i thought of too because the music pisses me off so much i skip the whole montage
Home Depot theme actually slaps tho
friend of mine was a self-taught genius on guitar and the only reason we stopped playing music together was because THIS was his favorite genre of music and he would blast this shit CONSTANTLY. talk about how revolutionary it is for rock music. literally i couldn't stand it i fucking left his band over it. makes me wanna rip out my ears. good job snapp mission accomplished
He is the Hitler of music
is there an actual name for this? im not as clued in
@@Prazca its like. modern alt rock. imagine dragons, arctic monkeys, muse, rome, etc etc
@ghost_of_kurdt_haunts_my_room very glad to say i find all of those artists about as boring as stale bread
Can we please only shame Muse's latest 2 albums
it's a pickup truck commercial, it's a house renovation tv show, it's a car intro in new top gear, it's a man blowing sawdust off some wood cutting equipment
I see them getting up in slow mo. Each smirking mad hard. Turning towards one another with the wave creating ripples into space time itself.
This genre has been in SO MANY ads for the past 10 years. But it's gotten worse. EVERY time I get an ad on youtube I tell my gf HEY COME CHECK IT OUT HERES THE AD MUSIC.
I stumbled across this vid and she was like "I swear to god if its the ad music" holy shit this is gold.
You should send loads of this shit to game developers so they can ruin they’re gameplay trailers with it
Lmao I’m crying
*their
@@critica77y77nobody cares nerd he was prolly using siri💀
@@critica77y77can people stop doing this shit i wanna its cringe asf 🤓
@@critica77y77 there
If you go and correct someone, at least be correct yourself
man you fucking nailed it, really captured that imagine dragons, shitty synthy radio rock vibe perfectly
I feel like I’m about to hit a trickshot when listening to this music
Jesus Christ the accuracy is disturbing
its a “I’m only human after all” type beat
That’s literally the first song I thought of
that song's actually good tho
Aw
no
@@muon1
This song perfectly represents the feeling of eating 50 cal bullets and drinking Jack Daniel's while driving a Ford F-150 in the countryside.
i found you
Your wife’s boyfriend’s f-150
@@walkerwoods6104 now we're talkin
🤣🤣💀💀💔💀please stop, yall are killing me.....wats going on in America?
No it doesn’t lol. This is for a salesman who wants to pretend they’re manly for 2 minutes. A person who listens to this drives a Jeep Gran Cherokee with plasti-dipped wheels and a roof rack, unironically drinks Starbucks black coffee, and belligerently supports 2A restrictions yet has an unloaded 410 pump shotgun under his bed that he genuinely thinks will sound scary enough to dissuade a home intruder
😂😂😂 this is a firm favourite on bodybuilding videos too, i thought i was the only one that thought it was terrible 😂😂😂
hahaha. reminds me of a song called Ground For Divorce by Elbow. it was used in an old Left 4 Dead commercial for television back in the day
The SECOND you laid down the drum pattern i knew exactly what it was lmao
are you john gunsaw
i imagine all the dude perfect guys as the backup vocals with one of their challenges as the music video. legit textbook rendition I'm hella impressed
do you have a shirt w a pic of yourself on it that's next level
dude no way i thought i was the only one that imagined this
is that even english
I imagine dragons
I refer to this type of music as "DudePerfect-Core". and I quite like it.
my mind went "have you ever felt what it's like to drive ford f150?"
The visceral reaction I had hearing the final product💀🙏 This is too accurate, congratulations
[Scene opens with rugged, outdoorsy landscapes and dramatic music]
Narrator (in a deep, authoritative voice): "In a world where men are defined by their strength and resilience, there's one place that satisfies their manly cravings like no other..."
[Cut to a shot of a burly lumberjack enjoying an Arby's sandwich]
Narrator: "Arby's! Where real men come to eat!"
[Quick shots of men from different walks of life - construction workers, firefighters, and athletes - all savoring Arby's delicious sandwiches]
Narrator: "Our sandwiches are packed with savory meats and bold flavors that will fuel your inner manliness. Whether you're conquering the great outdoors or taming the urban jungle, Arby's has got you covered."
[The camera zooms in on a juicy, mouthwatering Arby's sandwich, with the meat glistening and the toppings piled high]
Narrator: "We're talking succulent roast beef, mouthwatering turkey, and smoky, savory bacon. And don't forget our legendary curly fries!"
[The rugged men raise their Arby's sandwiches in a toast]
Narrator: "So, if you're a man who craves more than just a meal, if you're a man who seeks flavor, satisfaction, and pure manliness in every bite, come to Arby's - where manly men eat!"
[The scene ends with the Arby's logo and the tagline: "Arby's: We have the meats for men."]
Narrator: "Arby's: Feed Your Inner Man."
[Commercial ends with a powerful, masculine jingle]
Arby’s will be contacting you for a commercial deal in no time
Arbys doesnt do this
aye nigga u want a sponsorship deal?
@@FlyingShopping1istwhat if ctrl+c ctrl+v existed?
@@HiasibuaYes I think they would still contact him if ctrl+c ctrl+v existed what a dumb point; it’s a very good premise for a commercial
It's hilarious how well you parodied this style
I was expecting you were gonna mash a bunch of cartoonish sound effects together but I must admit this genre is objectively worse
how the beat sounds the next day
This beat makes me want to buy the all-new Ford F-150. Whether you use your F-150® truck for work or recreation, every feature is engineered for a specific goal - to help you make easy work out of the hardest jobs. With intelligent functionality already built-in, everything from hauling to home renovation to tailgating just got better. Your purchase of the Ford F-150 includes: 18-inch Chrome-Like PVD wheels, Chrome Front and Rear Bumpers, Pro Trailer Hitch Assist, Pro Trailer Backup Assist, Ford Co-Pilot360™ 2.0, 360-Degree Camera, Available Ford BlueCruise equipped (90-day trial), Available PowerBoost Hybrid w/ 2.4kW Pro-Power Onboard, Available XLT Black Appearance package, Available XLT Black Appearance Plus Package, Stolen Vehicle Services (1-year Plan Included).
why is there an image
@@audiodood Here at Ford, we believe the F-150 is more than just a truck. Each F-150 is manufactured by hard-working Americans, just like you. When you buy the all-new Ford F-150, you are not just buying a truck, you're buying the heart and soul of America.
New copypasta just drop, I see.
I know ‘tailgating’ in America is a BBQ in the carpark of a football stadium, but where I’m from, ‘tailgating’ only means to drive very closely to the car in front of you.
Where I’m from, guys who drive Ford trucks are almost guaranteed to tailgate you, so it makes sense that the company would say their new truck is perfect for tailgating as it’s something their core market loves to do!
lmao
always considered this genre to be the "whiskey face sunburnt dad in beige cargo shorts and sun glasses driving a Ford F-150" genre.
WE MAKING IT OUTTA HOME DEPOT WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥
2:04
why is bro so animated? he thinks he's in Looney Toons 💀
Lyrics:
Woooaahh
Goin' on to the battle
And I'm not backin' down
If you think you can beat me
Boy you really a clown
There's a-thunder and a-lightnin'
But it won't make me frown
Cuz I got the boys with me
And we run this town
Woooaaahh
🌹RIP My Dad 🪦 This was his favorite song. He died in his F-150 in a head on collision.
These lyrics are the worst part. They hurt so much to read they are so bad
I hope your Dad recovers soon
@@NootOfRoses he will not but thank you
@@brendan4859 lol what?? Why did they say that
this genre is what I call "I threw my Ford off a mountain because I forgot what pedal the brake one was"
This is that one genre of music we’ve all heard before, but can name one song in.
Why does this sound sooo like I heard this EXACT song before?
bryce fox - stomp me out from the dupixent commercial
I was talking to my gf the other day about this unspecified genre of music that millennial men who think imagine dragons is rock listen to to 'get pumped'
Imagine dragons aint even that bad but indeed to call it rock is just uncultured
@@Lionn_siimbaaImagine Dragons is absolutely dog shit, and I question your music taste and sanity in saying something like that.
Never before have I felt so called out
Imagine Dragons is just Butt Rock. This is it's generic commercial jingle cousin
Imagine Dragons is zoomer music, not millennial
Even as someone that likes Arctic Monkeys, mostly their older stuff, their 2013 album that everyone praises like it saved rock or something sounds exactly like this at certain points
You ain't wrong lmao
I like their newest album and I like their oldest album but I just can't get into that one
@@randomusername1735their newest one i feel is their best work
Do I Wanna Know is the first song that came to mind when I clicked on this lmao
@@thedoggy480 same here 😭
the song is fire, lets put it out
I once bought a game on steam partially because all of the reviews were raving about the soundtrack, and I'm a big soundtrack guy. This is what the soundtrack was..
which game?
So you just not gonna say the game’s name
@@misterrandom3544 my bad. This is more or less the Rebel Galaxy soundtrack, though.
this is so effectively repulsive i cant believe you captured this godforsaken genre of music so well
as soon as the drums play with the first 3 notes you know exactly what he's doing
I would call this a "Dude perfect but they ran out of good background music" type beat
the days of me unironically listened to Imagine Dragons when I first learned guitar at 11 and thought that shit was bop will always be the darkest days for me
this explains my several layers of mental instabilities
YES! I have noticed this genre for a few years. It's like over compressed modern pop trying to sound like blues rock. I've mostly heard it in commercials but I think there were some bands that made music like this, I don't know I don't listen to pop music (wasn't there a song that went, "blame it on the..."). I'm a video editor and I have actually specifically searched for and used tracks from APM that sound like this because my producers like when I use music that is popular in modern media.
Also I have a few pointers. You need more layers. A LOT more layers. Use every kick drum and stomping sample you have on the down beat and every snare, clap, and tambourine sample on the back beat. Also add a few electric guitars with fuzz distortion, kazoos, vuvuzelas, distorted harmonicas and any other similar sound you can think of for the lead. Vocals should always be processed through a guitar amp. That's really it.
You might be thinking of Sail by AWOLNATION
@@afreshloafofgarlicbread6307 Yes, that is what I was thinking of. Although, it doesn't fit this genre as much as I thought.
@@DevineInnovations Probably because it was the first to really do this that hit the mainstream, and had more effort in it
Thank god I’m not the only person who hates songs with 100 individual tracks all compressed and processed to hell.
Modern blues, rock, and almost all guitar lead based music has gone this direction. There’s nothing raw about it at all, it’s all corporate and characterless.
@@nathanstein589Deep Purple (wrote Smoke on the Water, Highway Star, etc) came out with an all covers album a year or two ago. The song “Oh Well” is pretty good, but on all their songs of this album, it’s overly compressed. The snare sounds grossly compressed compared to their original work. Granted, it’s been 50 years since their original material, but the way the album was mixed / mastered is almost a turn away compared to if they kept it simple and didn’t over saturate everything. “Lucifer” off that album is a nice showcase of too much processing.
someone told me their favorite genre is “stomp rock” and holly shit this is the definition of stomp rock
there’s a dupixent commercial with this exact beat bro lmaoo
You have succesfully generated "craft youtuber woodworking montage" music
You make me laugh every time man, the arm swinging with the drums. 😂
Jeep ad type beat
I strongly believe that The Black Keys are the ONLY band EVER to be able to make home depot rock sound like it wasn't made in a damp cave with pipes and machinery in background (but its actually just a cardboard box in a basement)
facts
@@yeetyeetonthestreet-colinm1186 no printer? 📠
youre describing blues music pal
this barely sounds like the black keys, their discography is way more vast than what this video is joking about
@@ROYAL-ob6kf Modern corporate """blues"""rock
The "how to make a song from the worst genre" or "how all X genre songs sound" videos always make them go extremely hard for no reason
I will come back to you tomorrow. You better think about the school ring type beat
Drinking a Budweiser while driving a ford pickup type beat
Especially accurate now that Budweiser is gay and your friends will make fun of you for drinking it
Personally I like to call this genre "boom-clap music".
And other variants:
boom-clap but slow
boom-clap but fast
boom-chain
There's also the 'stomp-clap-hey' genre of music that was insanely popular in 2011-2013 similar to this, but then it's bearded men singing about their feelings instead of how cool they are
@@MusicalRadiation edward sharp and the please stop thats
boom chain is probably the worst one
@@MusicalRadiation basically what people stereotyped all of indie music as in the early-to-mid 2010s
@@MusicalRadiation I call this genre "Hey Ho" music after that song by The Lumineers.
2:50 this is the country version of Soundcloud rap
How did you just made a original song that I can’t possibly have heard before and I’ve already heard it 200 times
Me at 00:50 - this song is just BEGGING for some woah woahs
Me at 1:47 - No fucking way
I had a nearly identical reaction
the 'guy thinks he's super badass but he's just really dumb' genre of music
This is the type of music the gym teacher plays during warms up
The fact that this is the peak of this genre says a lot.
White stripes and black keys were huge in popularizing a blues garage rock revival early 2000s but that was new and fresh then. TH-cam came out and awolnations sail added a modern spin with some electronic synths there were these two girls who filmed a fan music video that became more popular than the official video for almost a decade.
That video and song spawned countless imitators
Spitting facts 🔥👍
They triggered hordemode
You were the only person I could find in the comments to even refer to the black keys. All that they do is make music like this
@@Sir.C black keys white stripes kings of Leon black lips
Blues garage rock was a thing then. Kinda miss it. But it's so formulaic it can be boils down to a ford commercial
We makin it out the f-150 with this one 🔥🔥🔥🔥
Ford and Home Depot have been real quiet since this dropped.
this the first producer vid to make me laugh like that tho great work😂
i love how you didn’t even use a guitar VST you just used a generic slightly distorted synth
I literally never thought it was guitars. I didn't even know this shit was considered rock music before this vid. Figured it was some sort of urban-type thing, using pentatonics to sound bluesy.
It's so comforting to know I'm not the only one who dispises this genre 😂
Dudes will hear a song like this playing over sports footage and say "hell yeah"
u like me fr! i dominate this genre like i got a 7gb folder of exports just like this