The existence of a car implies the hypothetical existence of a potential car CRASH. He’s so deranged that at some point you can just draw a car silhouette and he’ll crack into laughter. Just SAYING the word “car” will get him giggling.
only complaint is the sound design was missing a lot, but they didn't have anyone doing audio in the credits, so the editor probably had to pull double duty between video and audio. (for example, bugleberry eating the cards should have had additional audio, same for the small child thrusting his card towards the camera, jerma in the balloon is also missing additional foley like ropes creaking, the basket swinging and stretching, etc.)
@@dan_loeb I do agree, I loved the commercial regardless but even like some of that classic barely coherent, jumbled up ambient sound a lot of old toy commercials had would have been a good addition. But like you said, we don't know the specifics of how production exactly went, it could even be likely that the lack of foley work could have been intentional, so no judgement from me.
@@halowaffle25 im baffled nobody has incorporated really obscure 90s PSAs into analog horror, i mean real ones like that anti-hate one, its so out of the blue and jarring.
it's probably from a sound ideas or Hollywood edge sound library, i don't own as many of their older libraries, but i wouldn't be suprised if it was part of the series 6000 or 8000 from sound ideas, or from one of the premiere edition collections from Hollywood edge. the sound was first seen in films in the late 60's and early 70's, and sound ideas was founded by a lot of older sound designers who brought their work with them, same for Hollywood edge, but they also buy the rights to other sound designers private collections on top of that. some sounds in left 4 dead still have their sound ideas/ hollywood edge metadata embedded in the wav files.
Honestly, we need shit like this on TV these days. No more sitting-around-the-campfire-singing-kumbaya shit, scare the fuckin shit out of some racist assholes
a very overpriced cafe for what you get too. for how much mcdonalds cost now you might as well just go to panera or chipotle for actual (but still overpriced) food
he'd probably accidentally pour an entire glass of cheese without noticing its notably slower and thicker speed and take a sip and think "oh well, drinks a drink!" and wolf it down
@@cojoinmojo524 the little locking bits on the end of the door do look somewhat microwave like, and rotating trays were not a feature back then i get it, but it's entirely lacking the rounded edges unibody interior that was in every microwave in the 80's. the prop department looks to have maybe put a microwave door on a regular wooden cabinet so they could get an easy camera angle.
well we did have a problem in america with the elderly eating dog food and i wanna say the marketing around a lot of them was changed around the 80/90s. it is very clear that dog food commercials are for dogs now, whereas before you could probably make the argument for someone who wasn't fully aware, it could have been a commercial saying how good a meat is
13:30 I once had a phase where I was addicted to super-bitter citrus, like I'd eat lemons straight-up. I went over to a friend's house and I poured myself a glass of orange juice, and remarked at how bitter it was. I asked where they'd got it, and they told me that they were storing mojo chicken brine in an orange juice container and that I'd just drank half a glass of it.
people give me so much shit for liking pickle juice (great for hangovers!) when there are bitches drinking mojo chicken brine smh.. what an unjust world we live in
@@Khunark there's no direct translation for what I'm referring to, but 'pickles' in my country are full of probiotics and stuff - same process as kimchi or sauerkraut! You could maybe call it fermented pickles then?? I don't know lmao
If I didn't know who Jerma was and I saw his reaction to the GM commercial 9:06 out of context I would assume he's crying because he was traumatized in a car accident
at 25:20 its so funny to watch him craft an explanation for why he was laughing as if it was the lawn mower guy that caused it and NOT the abundance of cars in the commercial
14:44 it drives me crazy that this commercial managed to get the fact that Jupiter is a gas planet, but not that you can’t ricochet off of Saturns rings like a tennis ball
The psychological reading of him seeing that racecar in his mind as crashing into a wall is fascinating. Jeremy is a lot like that car: built for speed, action, singularity of task, but with a need for ever increasing tuning to maintain it's operability...
When that first car ad passed by, I could barely remember anything but the dummy family and had already passed it by in my brain but Jerma somehow perfectly retains the very frame of the family charging headfirst into a wall and was already almost smirking as he recalled it. I am both concerned and fascinated because at this point, I don't know if it's his super power or his curse.
@leahmiku1824 Yeah I'm not even joking like. There was a news broadcast in the videos and the camera lingered on what was a covered but very clearly dead body, legs sticking out and all, for a few seconds too long And Jerma didn't see it at all.
2$ for a happy meal... Now it's $9... That's a 450% increase in price over like, 30-40 years? In the 1980s, the minimum wage was like $3.10. Now it's an average of like $11 depending on the state, some go as low as 7. 25. Ignoring taxes, this means that someone in the 80s could buy 12 happy meals with an 8h shift, now you can't even buy 10 with the same 8h shift...
We need a stream consisting only of Jerma sitting his dumpy on the floor while eating breakfast cereals and watching old Saturday morning cartoon reruns on the television.
Completely stoned, watching the stop the hate jumpscare at the end was so fucking scary, i was thinking jerma accidentally stumped into an ARG or something
A story about that Turbo Teen Car-TF cartoon: i have a friend who worked in animation in the 1980s, when the makers of Transformers were shopping for an animation studio who could draw their cartoon. They pitched Transformers to the studio, and the executives decided they werent interested in the project. As soon as the Transformers pitch-guys left, the CEO said "you know, i just got a GREAT idea! What if there were teenagers who could transform into cars?". Everyone in the boardroom clapped and approved of the elderly CEOs idea, and they got to work on it. So the animators initally were really into the idea, but they needed things clarified; "so how do the kids actually transform into the cars? What triggers this transformation, and are they able to control it? What about fuel, what if they run out of gasoline, or what if the teen gets hungry, what happens then?" The CEO and higher ups didnt think these things through and honestly didnt care, they left it up to the animation staff, and nobody really knew what to do. The thing was, they couldnt use any of the ideas that were pitched in the Transformers pitch, like how they mechanically are able to change shape. So thats why everything in Turbo Teen looks horrifying body horror. It was an elderly rich mans cheap rip-off of Transformers.
I'm working my ass off at this new job and every day I'm so fucking stressed but then cheltie will post and for a moment I can enjoy jerma in bite sized content and be able to laugh and be at peace for a second before going back to the horrors of reality.
The anti hate ad is terrifying, imagine today there was an ad spreading awareness for school shootings and it was just photos of dead bodies with the amber alert alarm sound in the background
Jerma's really overthinking the acting on that Rice Krispies commercial. The direction is literally just "Listen to the cereal" and then say something positive about it. That's it.
NO WAY. I cannot believe he mentioned CrashBox. I just showed it to my girlfriend the other day and we had a blast. The Zoo ones where the dude gets swallowed by terrifying animals still haunts me in my nightmares
What was his name, Eddie Bull? My favorite part of that segment was the implication that every episode ended with him being pooped out by the animal that had eaten him. And yet he still went back to work at the Zoo the next day. The Revolting Slob was my favorite, though the puppet they used terrified me as a child.
@@DovahFett YEAH the revolting slob is probably my favorite too, but I do love the submarine one. I'm realizing a lot of the animation used to scare me as a kid, but it's so unique and I love it.
Can you imagine jerma trying to drive his comically small car, but he can't even see because of the unstoppable laughing fits caused by every other car?
7:50 that couch has 5 legs. I just felt the need to point that out. FURNITURE WITH AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF CONTACT POINTS IS A BOISTEROUS DISPLAY OF HEDONISM
I went to private school in fourth grade and at the end of the year we had this outdoor day with a massive slip n slide they put like out in the woods. It was literally just a giant sheet of rubber that like five kids could slide down at once and it was a mistake. My friend slit his entire hand open on the edge of the slide and there were rocks and shit under the sheet that bruised you on the way down
this is probably one of my favorite compliations/highlights like. it has everything. it has jerma dog food. it has jerma car. it has jerma chat accusing him of things. et cetera
We had the crocodile mile optimum condition is to very slightly inflate the jump just a little so its more like the brake than a ramp. It'll knock the wind out of you!
He’s devolved from car accidents, now it’s literally just the existence of a car in a space that gets him
just seeing a car drive fast, probably into a wall, he's completely zonked off on car crashes. edit: oh no it gets worse the longer it goes on.
jerma when car exist
😂😂🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪🤪😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
The existence of a car implies the hypothetical existence of a potential car CRASH. He’s so deranged that at some point you can just draw a car silhouette and he’ll crack into laughter. Just SAYING the word “car” will get him giggling.
Same way how Mike Stoklasa went from watching old people fall down to just seeing them.
HIS ASS CANT DRIVE 😭😭
That moment when you realize jerma planned this entire stream so that he could debut his early 90s inspired kids commercial about grotto beasts.
Psycho builds a Time Machine to advertise to kids 30 years into the future!
Holy shit, the Grotto beasts commercial was insanely well done
only complaint is the sound design was missing a lot, but they didn't have anyone doing audio in the credits, so the editor probably had to pull double duty between video and audio. (for example, bugleberry eating the cards should have had additional audio, same for the small child thrusting his card towards the camera, jerma in the balloon is also missing additional foley like ropes creaking, the basket swinging and stretching, etc.)
Pretty insane the amount of effort put into that commercial just for some NFTs
I was a big fan of Jerma's whisper yelling
@@orchid_carmen they're not nfts
@@dan_loeb I do agree, I loved the commercial regardless but even like some of that classic barely coherent, jumbled up ambient sound a lot of old toy commercials had would have been a good addition. But like you said, we don't know the specifics of how production exactly went, it could even be likely that the lack of foley work could have been intentional, so no judgement from me.
turboteen might be the most unsettling transformation sequence ever animated in human history
It's Quagmire Toilet before Quagmire Toilet
That has to be someone's fetish. The guy that came up with that was furiously masturbating while they animated that.
40:13 When this happened live i thought i was hallucinating
That shit was amazing. It felt like something out of an analog horror show.
@@halowaffle25 im baffled nobody has incorporated really obscure 90s PSAs into analog horror, i mean real ones like that anti-hate one, its so out of the blue and jarring.
@@halowaffle25the lady screaming in the background did not help
that dr pepper ad at 15:35 has insane amounts of sexual tension. that caught me so off-guard
And it has Sam Rockwell in it
i blame dr pepper for making me gay
I love men
'I want to fuck that guy's ass'
Huh?
Turning into a car is either the most pleasurable or most excruciating experience imaginable.
imagining the process of turning into a car as pleasurable is actually going to put me in the ground
pleasurable 😦
CarNut
r/Dragonsfuckingcars
Gives a new meaning to "New Car Smell".
I can't believe he didn't catch the tf2 teleporter sfx at 14:17
I thought that sounded so familiar, thank you!
That’s how they all got there, troll teleport lol
it's probably from a sound ideas or Hollywood edge sound library, i don't own as many of their older libraries, but i wouldn't be suprised if it was part of the series 6000 or 8000 from sound ideas, or from one of the premiere edition collections from Hollywood edge. the sound was first seen in films in the late 60's and early 70's, and sound ideas was founded by a lot of older sound designers who brought their work with them, same for Hollywood edge, but they also buy the rights to other sound designers private collections on top of that. some sounds in left 4 dead still have their sound ideas/ hollywood edge metadata embedded in the wav files.
@@dan_loeb *cups fart and hands it to you*
I fucking knew it, been playing it a lot recently
currently eating a pear
that's awesome man
Still eating it?
Nice! Good for you
Why?
Psycho
Watch out for racism jumpscare at 40:19
thanks for the warning
Alright the anti-hater jumpscare at 40:20 got me, woulda been scary as shit seeing this on late night TV
the contrast is really fucking funny
Jerma's facecam is prime meme material
Antisemitism jumpscare
Honestly, we need shit like this on TV these days. No more sitting-around-the-campfire-singing-kumbaya shit, scare the fuckin shit out of some racist assholes
I was able to catch this stream, and at that point I was curled up in bed in a dark room. I can confirm it’s especially scary late at night
Do you think he envys Turbo Teen. Do you think he wants to become what he laughs at
Furry cringe compilation watchers be like:
@@celestemunda7143 haha ew no way man lol. Come on let's watch another one. I love watching these as a group, because they're so cringey!! Haha
@@spacebassist...okay that fursuit is really cute
Jerma: I’ll never say anything bad about McDonalds!
Also Jerma, the same stream: They took away the fun colours, it’s just a cafe now, fuck them >:(
he angy
Where now the characters?
Where are the colors & the fun?
Where is the playplace & nintendo?
They have gone, like cars in a drive-through...
He’s not wrong, though
Centrist Carl meets Backtracking Bob
a very overpriced cafe for what you get too. for how much mcdonalds cost now you might as well just go to panera or chipotle for actual (but still overpriced) food
10:51 AI is truly scary, it’s already learning what animals are.
He's so confident about it, too
Just the THOUGHT of a potential car crash and imagining there are people in it gets him going.
what a FUNNY joke, HILARIOUS, absolutely RABBLEROUSING, an undeniable KNEESLAPPER.
@@we-must-live *I’M DONEY WITH THE FUNNY!*
the best part of the stream was people spamming "TURBO TEEN" whenever a car showed up on screen lmao
From now on every hilarious car crash in a jerma stream is Turbo Teen canonically
13:27 jerma just accepts having two pitchers of different cheeses in a cupboard is completely normal, no comment at all after assuming it was oj.
lol no that's a microwave
he'd probably accidentally pour an entire glass of cheese without noticing its notably slower and thicker speed and take a sip and think "oh well, drinks a drink!" and wolf it down
@@cojoinmojo524 the little locking bits on the end of the door do look somewhat microwave like, and rotating trays were not a feature back then i get it, but it's entirely lacking the rounded edges unibody interior that was in every microwave in the 80's. the prop department looks to have maybe put a microwave door on a regular wooden cabinet so they could get an easy camera angle.
@@cojoinmojo524Giant ass microwave lol
well we did have a problem in america with the elderly eating dog food and i wanna say the marketing around a lot of them was changed around the 80/90s. it is very clear that dog food commercials are for dogs now, whereas before you could probably make the argument for someone who wasn't fully aware, it could have been a commercial saying how good a meat is
I saw one of the elderly people I know, Jerma985, chowing down on a can of that dog food once. I haven't spoken to them since.
its true i was the dog food
But what would be wrong with eating said dog food? Is it bad? So isn't it bad for dogs too?
@@NikolasoGames we don't have the same stomach or digestive tract of a dog.
@@NikolasoGames Buddy... idk how to break this to you, but sometimes different species have different dietary requirements and capabilities.
Tomar's animation company did the grotto beast ad how cool!
Criminal minds help each other
TOMARS GEMERALDS
interesting to know that they are acquaintances. i wonder what other fucked up shit they do when the curtains are closed
Look tomar its you!
13:30 I once had a phase where I was addicted to super-bitter citrus, like I'd eat lemons straight-up. I went over to a friend's house and I poured myself a glass of orange juice, and remarked at how bitter it was. I asked where they'd got it, and they told me that they were storing mojo chicken brine in an orange juice container and that I'd just drank half a glass of it.
part chicken
people give me so much shit for liking pickle juice (great for hangovers!) when there are bitches drinking mojo chicken brine smh.. what an unjust world we live in
@@mydzy what about it is good for hangovers? isn't that just vinegar that would worsen things?
@@Khunark there's no direct translation for what I'm referring to, but 'pickles' in my country are full of probiotics and stuff - same process as kimchi or sauerkraut!
You could maybe call it fermented pickles then?? I don't know lmao
Ahhhhhhh 🤮🤮🤮
If I didn't know who Jerma was and I saw his reaction to the GM commercial 9:06 out of context I would assume he's crying because he was traumatized in a car accident
I love how he even laughs at imaginary car crashes that never actually happened
at 25:20 its so funny to watch him craft an explanation for why he was laughing as if it was the lawn mower guy that caused it and NOT the abundance of cars in the commercial
First minute in and he's already trying to justify making funny noises on his funny noises stream. Instant classic stream indeed
14:44 it drives me crazy that this commercial managed to get the fact that Jupiter is a gas planet, but not that you can’t ricochet off of Saturns rings like a tennis ball
its just some fun you dork
@@p00tp0t I know. I’m here to shut it down. ALL OF IT !!!!!!
fun science fact i didn't make up: you can actually but you have to have a mcdonalds sponsorship first
That anti hate speech ad is wild. They put that on Nickelodeon, probably scared some kids really bad lmao
The psychological reading of him seeing that racecar in his mind as crashing into a wall is fascinating. Jeremy is a lot like that car: built for speed, action, singularity of task, but with a need for ever increasing tuning to maintain it's operability...
Guys I saw a hummingbird moth today! There moths that evolved to mimic hummingbirds! It was epic! 😊😊😊
yoo thats so cool! I saw one in real life for the first recently, theyre so cute
Very nice!
When that first car ad passed by, I could barely remember anything but the dummy family and had already passed it by in my brain but Jerma somehow perfectly retains the very frame of the family charging headfirst into a wall and was already almost smirking as he recalled it. I am both concerned and fascinated because at this point, I don't know if it's his super power or his curse.
30:25 His gut biome must be like the fucking amazon
Jerma recontextualizing ads is the best thing.
Him intently watching videos of dog food with his mouth agape is hilarious
Never forget that he accidentally showed a dead body on stream and missed the entire thing
WHAT
@leahmiku1824 Yeah I'm not even joking like. There was a news broadcast in the videos and the camera lingered on what was a covered but very clearly dead body, legs sticking out and all, for a few seconds too long
And Jerma didn't see it at all.
@@leahmiku1824 Fucked up but extremely funny.
@@garchompenthusiastwhat stream?
@@RB13199 most recent commercials stream
I love how he started watching analog horror by the end
OH MY GOD THAT GROTTO BEASTS AD HAS ME SPEECHLESS.
14:17 Team Fortress 2 teleporter sound effect
I'm so glad Valve used so many old stock sound packs
23:20 Elbertson and Sons? Is Jerma finally acknowledging all of us as his illegitimate children?
2$ for a happy meal...
Now it's $9... That's a 450% increase in price over like, 30-40 years?
In the 1980s, the minimum wage was like $3.10. Now it's an average of like $11 depending on the state, some go as low as 7. 25.
Ignoring taxes, this means that someone in the 80s could buy 12 happy meals with an 8h shift, now you can't even buy 10 with the same 8h shift...
Why does every 80s car ad have Medal Of Honor-type music in the back, and why do I love it so much.
that stop the hate ad really went hard though
Wow an INSTANT classic thanks cheltie!
Jerma was a car in his past life
Turbo teen's transformation .... abominable
We need a stream consisting only of Jerma sitting his dumpy on the floor while eating breakfast cereals and watching old Saturday morning cartoon reruns on the television.
14:17 I know i'm not crazy but i hear the damn Eureka Effect teleporting back to spawn sound from TF2
Completely stoned, watching the stop the hate jumpscare at the end was so fucking scary, i was thinking jerma accidentally stumped into an ARG or something
Jerma had to make sure his audience was aware that the child in the commercial could not see the cartoon characters.
Jerma laughing at cars is self-sustaining
He's been pavlov'd into thinking cars are hilarious
32:36 VINE BOOM
There had to be a kid that got the Cruella De Vil toy in their happy meal that had their whole day ruined by it.
Holly shit I fucking loved crash box as a kid.
learning that jerma sees cars as living beings explains a lot of things but raises many more questions
Was just watching the VOD, thanks for the edit!
I still can't believe he kept laughing at the damn cars 😆
I've never heard anything more correct than Jerma saying he'd be a perfect 80s/90s commercial actor
A story about that Turbo Teen Car-TF cartoon: i have a friend who worked in animation in the 1980s, when the makers of Transformers were shopping for an animation studio who could draw their cartoon.
They pitched Transformers to the studio, and the executives decided they werent interested in the project. As soon as the Transformers pitch-guys left, the CEO said "you know, i just got a GREAT idea! What if there were teenagers who could transform into cars?". Everyone in the boardroom clapped and approved of the elderly CEOs idea, and they got to work on it.
So the animators initally were really into the idea, but they needed things clarified; "so how do the kids actually transform into the cars? What triggers this transformation, and are they able to control it? What about fuel, what if they run out of gasoline, or what if the teen gets hungry, what happens then?"
The CEO and higher ups didnt think these things through and honestly didnt care, they left it up to the animation staff, and nobody really knew what to do. The thing was, they couldnt use any of the ideas that were pitched in the Transformers pitch, like how they mechanically are able to change shape. So thats why everything in Turbo Teen looks horrifying body horror. It was an elderly rich mans cheap rip-off of Transformers.
Mmm hmm. Sure.
jerma watching the entire velveta commercial before realizing it wasnt orange juice was somethin else
I'm working my ass off at this new job and every day I'm so fucking stressed but then cheltie will post and for a moment I can enjoy jerma in bite sized content and be able to laugh and be at peace for a second before going back to the horrors of reality.
The anti hate ad is terrifying, imagine today there was an ad spreading awareness for school shootings and it was just photos of dead bodies with the amber alert alarm sound in the background
Bro i’m like 20 years younger than Jerma and also grew up on crashbox??? THE FUCK?
Jerma mentioning crashbox made my whole week.
For half a second, I thought someone unearthed a 90s commercial that just happened to have an actor in the exact same mask as Bugleberry.
Wow, Tomar was associate producer
He wants to eat dog food soooo bad
In the Grotto Beasts commercial credits, one of the Associate Producers is a JOSHUA TOMAR?
WORLDS ARE COLLIDING!!
In hindsight, it's SO obvious he knows he's gonna show it everytime there is a similar add
jerma literally declared that this is NOT a beginner level stream
Jerma's really overthinking the acting on that Rice Krispies commercial. The direction is literally just "Listen to the cereal" and then say something positive about it. That's it.
Gluttony Gary and Automobile Andy
This was definitely the stream to watch while tripping on acid
If Jerma ever does another try not to laugh stream he should just pull up a car commercial compilation
If there's one old kids IP that could work as a horror movie, it's Turbo Teen.
Just in time for dinner, pog timing as always
Thank you Cheltie you're goated
Click here for Dog: 10:51
🫵🏻dog
The grotto beasts promo mid-stream caught me so off guard. Well done
He turned her into oil is so cold 😂
That advert was someone else's fetish for sure
Witnessing a LockPickingLawyer bit live was a wild way to start my week.
there's actually no way i get an ad a minute into the video after the "we'll return after these messages" break played 💀💀💀
Jerma sure loves to talk about the Snickers incident a lot. I can't help but wonder if he's trying to hide something 🤔
NO WAY. I cannot believe he mentioned CrashBox. I just showed it to my girlfriend the other day and we had a blast. The Zoo ones where the dude gets swallowed by terrifying animals still haunts me in my nightmares
What was his name, Eddie Bull? My favorite part of that segment was the implication that every episode ended with him being pooped out by the animal that had eaten him.
And yet he still went back to work at the Zoo the next day.
The Revolting Slob was my favorite, though the puppet they used terrified me as a child.
@@DovahFett YEAH the revolting slob is probably my favorite too, but I do love the submarine one. I'm realizing a lot of the animation used to scare me as a kid, but it's so unique and I love it.
i was high af watching the grotto beasts commercial last night and almost started crying
Can you imagine jerma trying to drive his comically small car, but he can't even see because of the unstoppable laughing fits caused by every other car?
why does the. dog food commercial not feature a single dog. why is there a fork. what
7:50 that couch has 5 legs. I just felt the need to point that out.
FURNITURE WITH AN UNEVEN AMOUNT OF CONTACT POINTS IS A BOISTEROUS DISPLAY OF HEDONISM
the dog food commercial had the actor picking it up out of the bowl with a fork 🤔 he was definitely eating that
I cannot imagine how much hype there was for the grotto beasts commercial. Im so sad i didnt find jerma sooner
Deviously fast edit
I went to private school in fourth grade and at the end of the year we had this outdoor day with a massive slip n slide they put like out in the woods. It was literally just a giant sheet of rubber that like five kids could slide down at once and it was a mistake. My friend slit his entire hand open on the edge of the slide and there were rocks and shit under the sheet that bruised you on the way down
Dear god, in the Kmart ad, you can see the boom mic through out most of it (of course as soon as I type this chat brings it up)
14:18 tf2 teleporter noise
this is probably one of my favorite compliations/highlights like. it has everything. it has jerma dog food. it has jerma car. it has jerma chat accusing him of things. et cetera
Jerma's right, watching these old ads is mesmerizing
Thanks for the edit !
he LOVES dog food
I just saw he's watching episode 500. He should replace the BRB screen with just 80's ads, he'd never run out before his retirement
15:48 is that SAM fucking ROCKWELL???? Dude is looking awesome throughout time
35:53 WHERE DID YOU LEARN TO FLY
If Jerma sees cars as “living beings,” No wonder he gets so much enjoyment out of crashes
jerma just laughing at a car just does it for me idk
We had the crocodile mile optimum condition is to very slightly inflate the jump just a little so its more like the brake than a ramp. It'll knock the wind out of you!