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The ocean is where life first began, and where it first experimented with the mating game. All the creatures living here face the same challenge - how to find a partner in the largest and least-populated habitat on earth. To solve that challenge, marine animals have developed some of the most ingenious breeding strategies of all.
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Losing that fight looks pretty traumatizing already, but the cream pie on its back is just...beyond demoralizing
I can’t 😂
i hate this so much
its so sad
It's the cream pie and cherry on top 🤣🤣
Lol?@@G4M3R1R0N
Lmaooooo 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
As expected of BBC, they never clickbait you.
Hehe boi
bbc hehehe
except for their name 😒
We gonna pretend we didn’t just watch two slices of bologna have a sex fight?
That made me LOL so hard
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
@@gertjankardol2162 hard
that's what I typed into the search bar actually
The fact that the sperm was just flying everywhere as they were sword fighting wit their ding dongs is just disturbing yet I can’t look away 😭
nature truly is majestic
Lmfao WHY DID YOU HAFTA PHRASE IT LIKE THAT
@@Richman4066 lmaoooooo idkkkk 😭😭😭🤣🤣🤣
This is the most disgusting/coolest thing I’ve ever seen.
It’s a Double D
😂😂😂
@@VirtualFeats I’m ow
2:50 The scriptwriters are Legends 😂
Master swordsman indeed
@@ZOV4VZO13OVZ7 ur moms childish
I didn't expect to wake up this morning to hear Winnie the Pooh talk about flatworm penises/ sword fights. ⚔️
I'd love to hear what the composer of the music thought when he was given the brief for this segment.
"Darth Maul, but two dicks."
"and I see your schwartz is as big as mine. now let's see how you... handle it."
- proabably a flatworm before sex
Found this video from reddit, it's pretty funny, especially when David Attenborough says "It's young will carry the genes of a master swordsman" 😂🤣
Wow, even animals don't want to be pregnant
We wonder what extra-terrestrial aliens would look like. Let's just hope it's not like the flatworm.
Anything not to be the baby's momma! 🤣
Pity humans cant do this
this is the pvp we need in games now adays, dying is to simple this is the real high risk pvp
You get pregnant If you lose
The pen is mightier than the sword
Cleverrrr!
Flat worm drama
wow
So thats what it meant all along
underrated
I now know why this lil dude never made it on to Spongebob 👀
I read the caption as pencil shaving and thought "yea, looks like a pencil shaving." Boy did I read that wrong.
the true gender equality
Flat worm drama
But the loser becomes a female
Talk about a blind date
They’re non-binary
@@VirtualFeats and what's your point?
This creature is straight out of a Monty Python skit
I bet this is not what "Bloodhound Gang" had in mind when they wrote "let's do it like they do on the discovery channel".
I think nature is pretty amazing. I would be interested to know what happens next. Do they play happy families or does the non-pregnant one go off and leave the pregnant one to look after the babies? 🤔🤔
He went to get a pack of smokes at the corner store
@@tylerbourgoin3338 😂🤣
pregnant one sues another and then non-pregnant one has to pay alimony
Non pregnant one goes off and leaves the pregnant one that's what happens, bcs they avoided getting pregnant just because they didn't want to look after the progeny. It's wildlife.
@@beautiful_sky111the babies? Progeny ?
You get pregnant!...no! you get pregnant!😜
En Guarde!
What in the "Harry's Pooter & the Prisoner of Ass Cabin" is this? Lmao 🤣
That’s some beautifully disgusting nature right there
Um ... I don't think that's a scar. 😂
Everybody gangsta till the flatworm gets Sharpness V
Its like a vampire biting someone at 2:23.
Fax no printer
But instead of becoming a vampire you become pregnant
What did God smoke when making those?
Two males engage in a fencing duel over wich one is impregnated. Yep, nature is messed up.
"Male" is a bit of a misnomer; they're hermaphroditic, therefore the concept of separate sexes is meaningless.
@@Mafia200100 you're right of course, and yet somehow you just made this video even more confusing😂
They're hermaphrodites no one is male or female.
Cyrano has a new challlenge
It's beyond incredible 😍🙌
What a disturbing yet colorful thing 😂
@@ZOV4VZO13OVZ7 that’s why you monitor what your children watch and restrict them to websites or apps that are safe.
it looks like flapping some wings when floating
Idk what I was expecting here... but yeah.
@@ZOV4VZO13OVZ7 Humans, like all fauna, are sexual beings. Then some idiot came up with religions to try and make the natural unnatural so they could make people feel bad and get paid for it.
a hilarious name
The Forbidden Flower sent me here 😂
Im glad I subscribe you never disappoint
Maybe not a good idea to watch this right before going to bed.
The video: Master swordsman
Me: Master pensman
The flatworm looks cool☺
What if both get pregnant 🤔
Lots and lots of cousins
I thought of that too. I wonder if it happens sometimes. Here the pregnant one gave up, but some others of their kind might sting back after getting stung.
That's one of the craziest things I've seen...
What a life! Amazing footage!🥰
I do not get what's so wrong about this, donsn't any of you ever do some sausage fencing with the homies?
They’re non-binary icons in the making 💪
@@VirtualFeats futa you mean
What did i watch, i cant unsee
Well..that was interesting 🤣
I love the voice😆😆😆
Ok ! Where I can by flat worn dress ?
I’m pretty sure I’ve seen a drag queen wear something similar once.
Wtf nature
Also lets be real someone sent you this and your curiosity got the better of you. Thats why we are all here
Can both get pregnant at the same time?
Laughed through the whole videO
"Fight the enemy with not your swords but your penis" - Sun Tzu
Ok who’s got a double pronged one then ????
Well there's this dude on the internets...
Master swordsman 🤣🤣
You are not the Father or Mother 😂
These poor things are blind 😕 They live such a sad life really. They cannot see their beautiful colours. Such a shame for them ☹️
I think it's sad that they have to fight with their penises to not be pregnant
thank god im a people
You’re a man?
It's what I imagine prison sex to be.
See?!?! Pregnancy is shit, not wonderful, 😆😆😆
It's like a kite in the sea!👆😅
The forbidden flower anyone 👀?
They're fighting to be the irresponsible parent
Dear lord this is the most disgusting thing ever 😂
You haven't seen anything then.
How do they take these videosss??
This reminded me of the John Ritter film Skin Deep and the glow-in-the-dark condoms scene.
What documentary is this from?
Catchy title BBC
I want one!!
wowzers!
"What a wonderful world "
[Louis Armstrong]
@@ZOV4VZO13OVZ7
I was referring to the water world lame name
Ayo I need that
There Is No Shortage of Energy; There Is Shortage of Normalcy
Despite increased production of energy from renewable sources, and despite the slowdown in car manufacturing, oil prices are skyrocketing. Even though fewer power plants still burn coal, coal prices are skyrocketing, as well. Natural gas prices, too, are going through the roof, and energy demand seems to outpace supply in every country and in every form of energy. Have Earth’s energy sources dwindled so drastically in a matter of months? The answer is a resounding “No!” There is no shortage of energy; there is a serious shortage of normalcy in human relations. I hope the current crisis will put some sense into humanity’s insane consumption.
The energy crunch indicates that we are over consuming. We are producing too much, throwing the excess production to the trash, polluting the ground, the air, and the water, and then we are complaining that we do not have enough. It is about as sane as killing one’s parents and then pleading for the court’s mercy because I’ve recently been orphaned.
It is time we reconsider everything we produce-how we divide production, profits, and goods, which services are necessary and which are redundant, and most importantly, how we treat one another. The goal of this process should be clear to everyone: survival.
There is no ulterior motive, no attempt to dominate or deprive anyone of power or wealth. It is simply that reality is forcing us to take all of humanity and the entire planet into consideration. If we don’t, our entire civilization will collapse like a deck of cards.
Since we still do not understand it and insist on running things the way we have always been running them-through power games-I anticipate a very cold and gloomy winter for the northern hemisphere. The energy crunch will leave many in dark and cold houses; there will be no gas for cars, and renewable energy will not replace traditional sources since there will be little sun during the winter. I hope that at least, it will make us rethink our values. If it doesn’t, next summer will be even worse than the awful summer that just ended.
I know that many people are counting on the promise of renewable energy to solve the energy problems of humanity. I think they are mistaken. There is plenty of energy, far more than we really need. We could cut emissions by at least half tomorrow. But the more we have, the hungrier we become, so our thirst for energy will never be satiated, and we will never stop exploiting the planet or each other until we reeducate ourselves and start being humane toward each other.
We have been behaving like spoiled brats whose parents buy them whatever they want. Now, our parents have run out of money and our childhood is over. It is time for us to mature and conduct ourselves like responsible adults, caring for all of humanity the way a mother cares for her entire family. If we think like a family, we will achieve normalcy.
so where do dick swords come into play?
I'm glad I'm a human.... Or at least not a flatworm
Let me guess, you’re male 🙄
sur terre ou dans l eau la vie est superbe sans les humains
I love this
Can there be dual insemination (both inseminate the other at the same time)? Or self insemination, maybe by accident?
There can be dual insemination if they both manage to land a hit.
Definitely, depending on the species, it's called mutual cross fertilization
おお、キレイだ
So EPIC
Reddit sent me here
Flatworms don't like em thicc
Maybe we should give up on finding out more about our oceans...I think it's enough ocean for today. I'm traumatized.
Praises be to Allah for showing us His amazing artistry.
What a perv 😒
David Attenborough is peter drury of wild nature..I love it when the notification show up "someone liked your comment" and you have a new subscriber' it always make my day.
For one it was a pain in the ass.
Imagine if humans mated this way hahaha;; just kidding lol haha
@@ZOV4VZO13OVZ7 what? You don’t want to ⚔️ with me? 🥵🏳️🌈👨❤️💋👨
@@owo4353 Don't do it, you might get pregnant!🤦♂️😂
Imagine ur a flat worm with the boys and u sleep first what they gonna do 🤨
🤣uk seh mi nah play
Just when you think your life is hard… then you come across these guys…. Don’t get
D-p’d!!!
Salem. 🖐🖐🙂🙂🙂from Kazakhstan. 🇰🇿🇰🇿🇰🇿
Here before a million views
Imagine if we did this 😳
double trouble🤤
Hahahahahaha I cant unhear Peter's high pitched Double trouble.
Imagine if we evolved that way...
.now that's a world i dont wanna see
God I wish
@@owo4353 what did he say?
You’re a man?
What an awful, awful thing to watch while high. 🤔
BBC's form of porn..
His Schwartz was stronger.
que isso
The what now
The feminists' ideal society 😂😂😄